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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Get a GF Edition

Let's make it our goal to meet girls this season. Believe!
http://www.curvemag.com/How-To-Be-The-Most-Popular-Lesbian-On-Tinder-In-7-Steps-1843/


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>You'll never get my tears, bitch.
>The people call for a dating sticky
>Wistful memories of Italian girls - and a green-eyed, tan Italian girl stops by to rub her freckled, blue-eyed fiance in our faces.
>/Our Gal/ continues to live the dream with her super rich gf
>Crying over our crush
>Getting kissed in public by our crush
>I saw tits yesterday at the club!
>"Sundress AND booty shorts!" "Can that be done?!"
>Anons want to become domestic slaves
>Woman is faced with a choice - lose her apartment or bang the 17 yo girl who will become her landlord
>In conclusion, tfw no gf

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>>8166438
Why are your opening posts so shitty?
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>>8166463
>peeps at you queenly
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>>8166455
Why is your face so shitty?
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>>8166438
>Let's make it our goal to meet girls this season.

When I moved to the city I currenly live in, one of the first things I did was to visit the zoo with a friend. Back then I told him that the time for me to go out has come, and that next year, I'll be visiting the zoo with my qt.
I actually mysteriously acquired a qt and we dated for a while, but alas, we never ended up going to a zoo.
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>>8166503
Oh yes you also have anger issues on top of your other issues, according to clg discord. Almost forgot. When are you getting therapy, freak?
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>>8166514
When you stop obsessing over me.
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>>8166516
I don't give a flying crap about your ugly ass, it's just tiring to see your awful OPs and to constantly hear other people talk about how fucked up you are, with your parents and all.
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>>8166533
wew, lad
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>>8166455
>>8166503
>>8166514
>>8166516
>>8166533
Holy shit it's like I'm actually in high school
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>>8166533
Go tell them to stop talking about me then. People talking about me seems to upset you.
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>talking to friends
>feels alright
>suddenly an arm around one of my shoulders
>panic a little bit inside for a second
>it's over after like five seconds
>turn around
>it was a qt friend's arm
>"what was that for?"
>"oh, I just wanted to hug you"
>mfw no one has ever said or done that to me
>mfw felt liked and accepted by peers
>mfw I love all of them

Dear diary, today was wholesome
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>>8166438
OK, I'll take this challenge. I'll be living in Paris from next month on, and I'll make sure to meet a French qt.
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>>8166463
>>8166495
No way, is that you OP? Also you have joined me in forever getting your eyes reposted :(
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>>8166588
That's austria's peeps
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I will die alone.
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>>8166588
Naw, sorry famo. I've never posted my eyes before.
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>>8166495
>>8166588
>instead of having my picture reposted endlessly, now I'm just having my eyes reposted
That's...actually preferable I think?
Also, hi peeps-anon, I guess we're sharing a curse now.
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>>8166552
I had the same gf during high school for 3 years.
>good times
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>>8166412
Lack of ambition, lack of funds, and generally lazy
I'll probably get off my ass eventually and get a degree from one of the community colleges around here
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>>8166635
Me too, but she didnt knew it.
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>>8166635
I was in head-up-my-ass levels of gay denial for most of high school ;_;
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>>8166438
merci ma cherie <3
You rock !
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>>8166533
chill out or get the fuck out!
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Would you activate this trap-card, /cislesgen/?
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>>8166732
I wouldn't touch a filthy commie if she paid me.
Which she couldn't, because she's a filthy commie.
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>>8166742
:<
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>>8166609
Fair enough Austria. I suppose there are worse "peeps" to be cursed with.
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>>8166644
What kind of degree? Are you gonna be okay going to college at your age?
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>>8166742
kek, i might not agree with your transphobia but at least you cisbians have your politics in order.
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>>8166647
Sad
>>8166658
So was she for the first year. Then she matured and afterwards she was a horny dyke. Which was a blessing for my teenage libido.
>>8166732
Better dead than red
>We'll purge the Marxist subhumans
>no slavery, just death
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>>8166806
>teenage libido
I feel like I'm the only person who more or less just skipped the whole "super horny teenie" thing.
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>>8166742
You probably don't even know what communism is.
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>>8166825
Sucks to be you
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>>8166847
Actually I didn't really miss it, dunno. It was just something that skipped me somehow.
It did hit me with twice as much force just after school, oddly enough.
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>>8166609
Curse? Do you not like your clg fame?
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>>8166891
No, don't get me wrong, I love /clg/ and all of you. Seriously, talking to you girls is really always a highlight of my day.
I'm just paranoid about my picture online, but probably needlessly so.
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>>8166906
It's just a pic of you sitting and smiling towards the camera. It's not like you posted a lewd pic. Just chill, m8. You worry about silly things.
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>>8166964
Yeah, I know I do. Blame my (nonexistent, shut up) autismo.
And yeah, this is a blue board anyway, so no lewds for you girls. Also, who'd respect a Queen if she showed off her goods to all the peasants willy-nilly, right?
Also, there's literally only one lewd picture of me in existence.
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>>8166906
>I'm just paranoid about my picture online
You willingly posted it yourself, are you retarded or something?
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>>8166777
probably business related
an old joke I used to tell is
>if you're going to work in fast food for the rest of your life, you may as well end up owning a few franchises
age really isn't a deterrent for me
like what, are the cool kids going to laugh at me?
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>>8166833
Said every commie apologist ever
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>>8166906
okay
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>>8166995
That sounds like a good idea, best of luck.
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>>8167006
Is she really austrianon?
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>>8167006
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>>8167024
No. It's an imposter.
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>>8167033
I wanna stick my tongue in this hole
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>>8166988
>Also, there's literally only one lewd picture of me in existence.
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>>8167050
RAPEEE!!!!
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>>8167050
I'm probably gonna get it fixed.

>>8167056
I'll be honest it's not great. Kinda just lying there in a "paint me like one of your French girls" position.
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>>8166988
>this is a blue board anyway, so no lewds for you girls
Who asked? Keep it to yourself.
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>>8167078
>I'm probably gonna get it fixed.
Nooo
It's adorable
I bet you put popsicle sticks in there as a kid huh?
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>>8167104
You really think it's adorable? Someone else?
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>clg
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>>8167163
No, it's ugly.
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>>8167172
Ok, thanks. I knew it.
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>>8167176
:(
You better post those braces when you get them then
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>>8167197
Is is that really ugly?
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>>8167208
Yes it is, how many times do we have to repeat it?
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>>8167208
yah
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>>8167214
>>8167218
You assholes :(
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>>8167208
McBurger is the only one showing the gap love
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Imagine clit stuck in hole between teeth
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>>8167266
that would be incredibly painful wouldn't it? like the head of a dick being touched?
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>>8167292
Bye tranny
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>>8167033
>>8167050
>>8166906
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>>8166470
Why does food take up as much time as sleep? Wtf is this.
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>>8167299
i am but can you just tell me what it would be like?
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>>8167266
If your clit is small enough it might feel incredible - pressure on two sides while she rubs with her tongue and some suction. You both just have to be careful not to jerk back too fast - if your clit is just the right size otherwise it would just slip through.
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Don't you tranners have better things to do than shitpost here every day?
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>>8167303
Lmao
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>>8167329
yes, i shitpost in the rest of the board too. don't think you're special.
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The girl I was in love with started dating someone else..after rejecting me. I feel like such trash. I've been laying in bed all day weeping... really just wish she cared. But she doesn't and is probably having fun dating someone more attractive and normal and less clingy/submissive than me. Hold me clg
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>>8167463
That sucks, but at the same time it was just a crush. You'll get over it.
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>>8167463
girls don't like subs. that literally defeats the point.
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>>8167478
It was more than that. She strung me along for weeks anon. She turned things physical even, but then ignored me.

>>8167487
That's not something I have control over.
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>>8167489
Learn to be more dom. Build up your confidence and take control of what you want. Stop being a sub pussy.
You'll be alright, anony.
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>>8167487
>>8167507
I like subs but that's because I'm dominant.

>>8167463
> less clingy/submissive
Yeah, that's a turn off for most women.
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>>8167507
Ugh I don't want to be a dom.
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Feels good being a dom.
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>>8167489
>strung me along for weeks anon. She turned things physical even, but then ignored me.
Then that was a slut and you're better off her.
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>>8167520
Indeed it does.
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What do you mean be dom/sub It's some BDSM shit or what?
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>>8167555
>clueless dude who just entered the thread
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>>8167555
Sweet summer child
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>>8167555
Yea. Go do your research on it and then come back.
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>>8167555
I hate when dumbass use these terms to describe human behavior
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>>8167555
I wanna be put on a leash and abused you see.
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>>8167596
Why?
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>>8167633
It feels really good. Probably the best feeling ever actually. To be totally controlled by someone.. makes you feel loved and safe and aroused all at the same time.

>tfw no dom gf ;_;
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>>8166579
Aw.

Everyone give this anon the hugs she deserves.
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>tfw no qt femme dom gf
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>>8167741
I feel you anon ;_;
>tfw no tall femme dom gf
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>>8167808
>>8167741

>tfw reading Sunstone and crying because ywn have a dom gf like her.
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>>8167208
I like it.
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>>8167818
>mfw
B-But we can still hope right? Maybe we'll find one eventually. I have hope.
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>>8167741
>>8167808
I'm right here, Anons.
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>>8167896
Only time will tell..
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>>8167912
Please make me your pet.
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I'm attracted to doms and most of my gfs have been doms. They're a little mean and bitchy on occasion, but I still keep falling for them.
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>tfw ywn be a financial dom who gets to control the lady you live with's body as well as her wallet
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>>8167961
And they're a little bit jealous and possessive, but I like that.
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>tfw no equal healthy relationship with ordinary femme gf
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>>8155398
Oh, I made the news? That's kind of neat.

>>8161411
I'm not going to post pictures, so use your imaginations. Or draw us in paint.
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>>8167912
A-anon.
I mean, I'm not easy and I'll put up fights but by all means love me pls
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Can someone please tell me sweet things? I can't sleep and the lack of gf and love since 3 years is slowly killing me
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>>8168556

I hope you dream of the love of your life, who is out there right now waiting for you to find her, you cute and sweet anon.
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>>8168565
Thank you anon it feels better already. I wish you good things and happiness
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>>8168556
I love you anon. Come to bed and let me spoon you until we fall asleep in each others arms.
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>>8168556
I was single and alone for 6 years before I met my gf completely by chance. We've been together ever since.
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>>8168610
>>8168612
You guys are the best. I love you all.
Have a silly bird pic in case anyone here is feeling sad
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>>8168640
Ah geez! My bad, dropped it.
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>>8168647
Fumble!
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I came
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>>8168745
Good for you
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>>8168763
Nah, feel lonely even more now
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tfw bojack horseman levels of fucking depression

whew ladies, someone end me
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>>8168789

Don't be. I'll date you.
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>>8168556
I always thought I'd be alone forever and never truly love anyone romantically. My gf is the kindest and sweetest person I've ever known and she makes me feel all sorts of emotions I'd never known I was capable of. I feel so lucky.

It'll come, anon. I'm rooting for ya
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>>8168838
How you meet?
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Who /permavirgin/ here?

I'm a hundred percent sure I will never ever have sex.
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Its that one anon who met an Italian girl at a party on Saturday

UPDATE: My friend, who's part of her host family, said he's going to give me her snap when I get to school tomorrow. She's leaving back for Italy end of May, but she is just so... what I like in a person I don't care. Her name's Maria. Even if we only become overseas friends that's alright with me.

Feels good
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>>8168968
Why?
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>>8169093

Your fetishes are getting oddly specific, anon.
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>crush looks extra cute today
I don't wanna keep living
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>>8168798
hey me too. Tell me about your day anon!
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>>8169405

Shitty, desu. A lot of things I was hoping would turn out in my favor for once didn't. Just generally not a great day. How about you?
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>>8169032
>shut-in
>neet
>uneducated
>third world
>high standards
>autistic
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>>8169465
Just the usual. I'm trying to improve my life a lot but it goes against my basic nature which is being a lazy stupid failure.
>force myself to get up before the fun
>force myself to run
>torture via ice shower to help with muh depressions
>force myself to do homework in hyperdrive
>force myself to read textbooks thoroughly
>force myself to go to therapy
>force myself to do more work
>forget to eat lunch
>struggle through classes, try not to fail quizzes
>try not to focus too much on the omnipresent self loathing
>stay up late to do more work
>finally tired enough that I stop trying to stem the depression thoughts
>I haven't talked to another human all day besides my therapist
>lie on floor crying
life is so fulfilling
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>>8169653
***before the sun
fugg
>>8169623
third world? what country?
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>>8169653

Not to toss in piss along with the rain already on your parade but uh.. isn't doing all that just going to.. yanno.. burn you out? Then again what do I know, at least it sounds like you're productive.
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>>8169653
You are taking the right steps by forcing yourself to do things. Don't give up, qt. Hopefully things will get better for you.
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My oneitis is a bartender at a local bar. Wat do?
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>>8170094
>Buy a drink
>Flirt with her
>Write your number on piece of paper
>Put piece of paper with your tip when you're finished
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>>8170149
This exactly
All but guaranteed to get a call
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>>8166732

if she takes off those ugly ass contact lenses, i'm down.
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>girlfriend is black and i'm white
>love her, think she's hot, adore her, love spending time with her.
>in the very very very deep inside of me i feel a bit of shame about introducing her to my peers. i don't know why. i daydream about showing them that i'm dating a beautiful pale girl, when i'm dating the opposite.
>my gf is literally the best thing that has happened to me. she has a lovely personality and she's way cuter than i am. but i still have this weird thing in my head. like telling me i should be dating a white girl (even though they never pay attention to me cause i'm ugly).
>part of me is so proud of having someone so wonderful in my life. a small part of me gets that weird feeling as if i was doing something shameful and i don't know why.

i'm not racist. i swear to god i'm not. if i was, i wouldn't be dating her, right? right? i don't fucking know. why do i feel this? i feel like my post could make this thread get messy and i apologize. does anyone else feel shame about their SO for very strange reasons?

>tfw i'll NEVER tell anyone about this ever cause they'll think i'm disgusting

i'm not a bad person. i swear i'm not.
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>>8170554
>i'm not racist. i swear to god i'm not. if i was, i wouldn't be dating her, right? right?
>if i was, i wouldn't be dating her, right?
wrong. you'd date her and feel ashamed of it deep inside.
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>>8170593

well god damn. i don't know what to do. i love this woman...
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>>8170600
Then stop caring about the color of her skin. Do you spend a lot of time on /pol/ or what?
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>>8170554
You're racist and disgusting, I hope she dumps you because she seriously deserves better than that.

This is coming from a fellow white person.
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>>8170554
Damn, anon. You're fucked up. A qt girl loves you and you are ashamed of her because of her skin color. I would give anything to have what you have.
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>>8170657

i know about /pol/ but i've never been into it. i'm a lesbian and my gf is black, not exactly their demographic.

>>8170667

i don't treat her badly though! we are great together! i just don't know how to introduce her to my friends cause it feels very weird! i've never dated a black person before i'm sorry! i don't know why i have these awful thoughts

>>8170696

i'm super thankful to have her, i swear. we've been together for a year and i want to move in with her. i don't know...


maybe its cause i'm in a third world country and i don't know better? i'm sorry guys i didn't want to make you all mad. i was just venting cause this is very shameful for me and i can't tell people about these feelings. i'm so sorry. i wish i was a better person. if she knew about this she would hate me. i don't know how i live with myself. i'm so sorry its 3 am and i'm legit crying while reading this
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>>8170554
im a tranner and even i find that in bad taste.
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>>8170554
It's just racist society makes you feel like black gf is wrong.
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>>8170713
>third world country
Which pleb country are you in?

>i didn't want to make you all mad.
I'm not mad at you. I'm just somewhat disappointed at you for letting such a minor thing bother you so much.

>i wish i was a better person
It's not too late to change the way you view things, anony.
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>>8170713

Don't let these bitchy dykes bully you. It's totally natural to want to date within your race, I would say nearly instinctual. Doesn't mean you're racist at all. I mean, you love your family more than your neighbors family right? Of course. Does that mean you hate your neighbor? Nope!

t. /pol/ browsing les girl
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>>8170752
/pol/ logic, best logic.
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The supervisor at my work winks at me every times she sees me. She also likes to whisper "good job" at me before I leave for the day. I never notice her doing any of these things to anyone else.
W-what does it mean? Am I overthinking this? I am, aren't I? fml
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>>8170820
Do as I did: I fugged my older sexually frustrated boss and went from part time to full time.
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>>8170824
>I fugged my older sexually frustrated boss and went from part time to full time.
Kek. Are you still fucking her?

My supervisor is kind of hot for her age, yet she is like almost as twice as old as I am. I'm not sure if there is any promotion waiting for me if I reciprocate her flirtatious advances.
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>>8170836
Hell no! iwent for another, better job ns a better field. It was fune though, but she was just using me because she had a dead bedroom at home. I didn't mind though
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>>8170838
I know for sure my supervisor is not married. She has two adopted kids though. Every day she has lunch with this other woman in her office with the door closed. I like to think lewd things happen during their lunch hour. I have never had an older woman such as her pay as much attention to me as she does. It just weirds me out a bit.
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>>8170752
>bitchy dykes
>/pol/
>girl

Kek, males are so fucking dumb.
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>>8171015
>Kek
get the fuck out of here, kiddo
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>>8171066
Kill yourself, newfag.
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>>8170865
Ask her out to drinks after work, break the ice
Or you can offer her desk services
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http://dyketraitor.tumblr.com/
http://rapemestraight.tumblr.com/
http://homophobicniggerdyke.tumblr.com/
https://dyke-cock-whore.tumblr.com/
https://youtu.be/jtsqciPLwfU

Lesgen pls explain
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>>8171182
>http://68.media.tumblr.com/b4e0137985e67d5169df12f34e3e19a2/tumblr_onzb04dBTy1w9x17uo3_400.gif
>this will never be me
;_;
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>tfw on 4 hours of sleep and need to work until 10PM
>tfw in charge of translation today and keep making dumb mistakes due to lack of sleep
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>>8171312
you can always DIY
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What do you do? And how many money you get?
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>>8166463
Aren't those the eyes from the lesgen OP from the other thread?
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The most memorable moment of my prom, last weekend, was dancing near my crush on the ballroom floor :)

Happiest I've been in a long time
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>>8171382
>dancing near my crush
>Happiest I've been in a long time

This place is always so depressing.
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>>8171382
kek.
t. tranny
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>>8171182
Bisexuals really don't like being called bisexuals...
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Fat and chubby lesbians are like men and they will be punished.
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>>8171452
True, fatties should be exterminated
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>>8171445
And dudes are insecure to the point it's kinda hilarious. Males are irrational and pathetic. Truly, women are the only ones you can trust. Women are the only sane beings. Take a second to thank the Goddess for your lesbianism.
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>>8171382
That's really sweet, anon
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>>8171345
Assistant games designer, I make around 3500 in american dollars/month with overtime. I'm expected to get a promotion when I've worked for the company for three years, then I'll get a raise as well.
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>>8171405
4chan is depressing in general
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>>8171600
Words of truth.
Thank you Maria-sama for your blessing.
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>>8171622
Nice, what's your background? CS degree?
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>>8171631
Games Design & Creative Writing degree from the UK. My dream is to eventually be lead writer or character designer for a major company. I've also talked with old class mates about going indie.

I like the steady paycheck though. My wife runs a private gallery so it's mostly my salary we live off of.
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>>8171382
>Beta high schooler
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>>8171671
I'm so tired I didn't even pick up on that. There are literal high schoolers in this goddamn thread and they don't even bother hiding anymore.
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>>8171316
>tfw on 4 hours of sleep
Is that not enough? I consider that to be a very good night's rest. I tend to survive on 2-3 hrs and about 4-5 cups of coffee throughout the day.

God, some times I wish I was a NEET that receives autismo bux. That way I can sleep all I want, have time to play vidyas, and have more time to workout.
Then again, I do enjoy my career. I just want more free time.
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>>8171677
I started posting as a high schooler. I would have killed to have a place like /clg/ to vent. We must groom the teen pucci properly.
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>>8171711
>tfw I'm banging a high schooler
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>>8171677
Don't you know? The underage fags like to use clg to complain about their high school hardships. You can spot them out since they tend to use:
=)
XD
:)
And needlessly using lol or hahaha
Apparently using 4chan publicly is the cool thing to do now to look extra edgy or some shit.
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>>8171377
What are you talking about? That's peeps anon. She posted that pic a long time ago. How have you not noticed that it has been posted every thread for the past few weeks?
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>>8171711
Why don't you just vent on tumblr? Surely they must be more accepting to vent posting than here. This is the place where we gather together to wallow in our misery and shitpost for giggles.
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whats the correct url of that tips for girls on tumblr i forgot
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>>8171883
http://orgasmictipsforgirls.tumblr.com/
This one?
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>>8171911
too many guys, but this was pretty hot
>http://orgasmictipsforgirls.tumblr.com/post/157806294360/forced-orgasm-video
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>>8171948
I know it's got a lot of het shit too sadly, but I love the masturbation stories and the audio stuff.
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>>8171821
I hated Tumblr even as a teen. It was all self-harm blogs and bad covers of hip hop songs.
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*Anon, I don't love you anymore. In fact I never loved you. I just used you for cuddling and sex."
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>>8171704
Not enough for me. I've had sleeping problems pretty much all my life and need more rest than that. I also get bad headaches that can last for days if I consume caffeine.

Whenever I'm on a tight schedule, I enjoy playing my vidyas even more. If I have too much time on my hands, I tend to do nothing at all.
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What is everyone watching this season?
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>>8172335
I've kinda been out of the loop recently, haven't picked up anything. What's good this season?
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>>8172354
Gay figs, gay demons, autistic CGDCT, Uchouten Kazoku 2 and Alice to Zouroku are all bretty gud.
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>>8172384
I've no idea what half of those are but I'll check it out, thanks anon.
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>>8172410
You better do.
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>>8172335
>DanMachi Gaiden
>Eromanga-sensei
>Love Kome
>Re:Creators
>Renai Bouken
>Saenako

Is gay demons Renai Bouken or is there another show I need to pick up?
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Requesting a girl to drink red wine and listen to art rock on my lap. Bonus if you're willing to do it in tshirt and panties combination while cuddling with me. Even more credit to you if you like to snuggle and smile with me while listening to the said music while looking out for the stars trough window.
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I just want a woman to give me head massages and whisper that she loves me and put her soft lips on me.
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I want to take a qt out to a picnic soon but am not entirely sure what kind of foods I should bring. Which ones would be a good idea?
Also, should I take some wine or champagne with me?
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>>8172631
sign me in
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>>8171677
There's only 2 high schoolers here, both 18 y/o seniors

>>8171711
Exactly
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>>8172493
You need to pick up Sin: Nanatsu no Taizai. Don't confuse with the other Nanatsu no Taizai shounencrap.
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>>8172752
Me too
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>>8172848
I'd say some self-made sandwiches/tramezzini, fruits, vegetables, maybe some cheese afterwards?
And yeah definitely take some wine with you, flirting is much easier after two glasses!
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>>8172866
Not with that picture.

I came back from gym and I need someone to hold me.
>going to marry the first girl to make me food
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>>8172995
Aren't sandwiches a bit too, I don't know, ordinary? I feel like I need to prepare them with extra fancy fillings. Or maybe go with panini or crostino.

I figured wine/champagne would add to the atmosphere, but I also don't want to come off as some sort of alcoholic. Although that's the sophisticated way of getting drunk, right?
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>>8171345
Senior Business Analyst in IT, though it's a meaningless title in my case. I do whatever is needed on two different projects, from project management to testing. I make like $5K/month after taxes.
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>>8173130
One bottle of wine is fine. But pack some water and juice or soda too in case she doesn't want to drink. Pick out high quality bread and meats, it'll be fine. Think about what she likes that can easily be packed and eaten. Like is she a fan of fried chicken? Or say sushi rolls? Cater to her tastes.
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>>8173130
Maybe get a couple of different ones, bread cuts with various toppings and stuff? Maybe from a delicatessen shop or something?
Definitely adds to the atmosphere! And can't go wrong with champagne, no. Everyone loves champagne. But take water or something too.
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>both of my gf's have periods roughly at the same time
fml
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>>8173073

ohh pick me!! I'll hold you as long as you'd like. I am clingy af fair warning.
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>>8173451
You're the chosen one from now on. Can you cook so we can get married or do I have to choose another girl to marry?
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>>8173471

I would love to cook for you. Anything you'd like.
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>>8173513
In that case I'll take you. Especially if you're a lap cat in lingerie. Bonus if you're a submissive in bed.
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>>8173513
Ok I'll have some haemul pajeon, thank you.
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>>8173519
H-hey anon. I'm a submissive lap cat in lingerie.
How you doing?
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>>8173519

I couldn't be any more submissive desu. How did you know?
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>>8173521
My muscles hurt and my rice loyal rice cooker is taking its last breath. Shamefully I have to bury my friend tomorrow. Might sing a few sad songs in his honor and then buy a replacement. I expect /clg to honor my loyal friend for keeping me fed for a great many years.

But how are you, nice anon?
>>8173524
You sounded like you need love, cuddling and spanking in equal measures. But right now I need someone to massage my back. Foam roll isn't doing jack shit.
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>>8173308
Get a third one, polyanon. Get on that has her period at a different times than the other two.
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>>8173520
>haemul pajeon
I can cook that for you anytime! Please stop asking random strangers for food.
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>>8173543

Oh my.. yes please all of the above. Come lie on the bed and I'll make your back feel much better.
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>>8173567
Why I fail to find girls like you near me?
>only bisluts
>and stupid SJW idiots
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>>8173574
Cause you don't go out.
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>>8173543
I'm doing alright overall, head hurts but otherwise I'm fine. Cuddling with my doggo and watching Netflix.
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>>8173578
I have the only gay club in town and well, results were mixed and interesting
>not going there again
My life is studies and gym and honestly, I don't know where to find qt's anymore. Tinder and Her are options but lesbian circles are small where I live. Probably I'll just keep doing what I have done so far.
>>8173582
Animals are nice. What kind of doggo?
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>>8173574

I don't know desu it feels the same here. It might be because I stay at home all the time and am terrified of the dating scene..

I just want to find someone to serve and to love, but I'm almost 26 and every day it seems less likely to happen.
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I did it again lesgen...
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>>8173612
I've had had numerous relationships and well, one night stands too. Not something I'm proud of because that number is over 25+. It's just that I feel like I'm late to the play because good and educated girls are taken.

Or they're focusing on their studies or work and they don't have time or motivation for a relationship. I know that the world is full of suitable girls but finding one is another story. Hence why I shitpost here and hope that one day I'll have my own submissive girl for life.
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>>8173636

>tfw never had a real relationship
>only a handful of hookups with friends/roommates

The desire to be held lovingly is honestly killing me at this point. I feel kinda hopeless at times because of it. Anyways.. I wish you good luck. Hope you find someone out there.
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>could stay awake for 5 more hours and attend to errands afterwards
>or take a nap and risk sleeping for too long

Decisions, decisions.
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>>8173597
A Western Highland Terrier, pretty cute one if I say so myself
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>>8173636
>Hence why I shitpost here and hope that one day I'll have my own submissive girl for life.
Yeah good luck with that.
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>>8173695
looks like the dog from Tim und Struppi.
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>>8173738
>Tim und Struppi
You mean Tintin et Milou.
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>>8172384
>gay demons, autistic CGDCT
Which ones are those? Pls give us the titles, some of us are out of the loop this season.
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>>8173738
We were more going for Idefix but yeah, basically.
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>>8173635
Stalker anon, have you managed to talk to her yet?
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>>8166438

> implying there are any cis women on this board
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>>8173879
no, but today I got on the bus to meet with some friends and wasn't aware she was there when I got on. It was only when I was staring at the window after a bit that I saw her get off and realized she'd been there, and then I got some feels seeing her walk away with that melancholic/serious face of hers.

She intimidates me, especially when she's around her loudmouth stuck up friends.
What should I even say?
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>>8173929
that you want to wear her thighs as earmuffs
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>>8173929
That you often draw portraits of her and want to be her wife.
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>>8172335
hinako note
re ceators
uchouten kazoku
sakura quest
7 sins
Piss poor season.
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>>8173962
why did I picture this

>>8173966
you sound half-serious. I can't tell her that, I'd creep her out. I want to start as friends, then see if there's a chance.
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>>8174007
You ARE creepy as fuck already.
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>>8173882

4chan is not your safe space, Matt.
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>>8173962
That's good advice, would totally work on me.
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>>8174021
no I'm not. If everyone took a great liking to drawing, most would be doing the same or similar. What's the big deal?
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>>8174058

I would be very flattered if a cute girl decided to draw me desu, but that's just me.
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>>8174058
Then, since you say you're not creepy at all, please do tell her that you draw portraits of her and see her reaction.
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>>8174065
Tbh me too.
If she was cute of course.
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>>8174073
>
I can't do that. If I'm not someone she could be potentially attracted to, then I'll definitely leave a bad impression. I'd be jumping the gun on me only opprtunity.

>>8174065
>>8174100
thanks anons
>if she was cute of course
exactly, what if I'm not her type. Or worse, what if she's not even attracted to women (which statistically speaking, she's probably not)?
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>>8174110
Ohh, I kinda assumed you knew she was gay already. That's tough, I'm sorry anon.
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>colleague's birthday today
>other colleagues decide to throw him a birthday lunch party in our department lobby
>whatever I don't eat lunch anyways; I like to work straight through the day to leave a little early
>walk to the lobby to get my water bottle from the refrigerator before I head home
>qt I kinda have a crush on is cleaning up after the party
>"Hey, anony! You missed the party. Want some cheesecake I made?"
>"No, thanks. I'm l-lac..."
>"Don't be silly anony, sit down and eat some cake"
>"I c-can't. I'm l-lact..."
>"Here is your slice. Sit with me and eat!"
>"I p-probably shouldn't b-becau.."
>"Take a bite anony. Do you like it?"
>couldn't say no to her because she was standing next to me and had a big beautiful smile on her face, plus she kept cutting me off mid sentence and I was too nervous to actually talk calmly to her
>fuck it, I'll take a bite to make her happy, that and I didn't want to be rude
>"Wow, anon. It's delicious!"
>figure since I already took a bite, might as well eat the rest of the slice; the damage had already been done anyways
>"T-thanks for the cake, anon. I should get going home."
>driving home I start feeling sick; bloating, gas, stomach cramps, nausea.
>could practically feel the diarrhea ready to explode out my ass
>been sitting on the toilet for about half an hour now

I'm a fucking idiot, guys. I keep letting myself get easily manipulated by cute girls. I mean, all they have to do is smile at me and I become their bitch. My suffering right now serves me right for being a dumbass.
The cheesecake was really good though; I don't ever get to eat sweets such as those due to my almost nonexistent production of the enzyme lactase.
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>>8170554
>I'm not racist
yes you are.
>I'm not a bad
You kinda are though? why would you think that shit about her? the least you could do is tell her so she can make the judgement call and not keep dating someone who doesn't feel the utmost respect for her regardless of her skin color.
>>8170713
don't play the victim.
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>>8174110

Honestly, I'm a pretty friendly person I would be flattered regardless of who was drawing me. It would just be that much nicer to be drawn by someone I would wanna date too.
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>>8174129
Buy some Lactaid for those occasions.
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>>8174135
I'm very friendly but I would be creeped out if a stranger came to me and told me they drew portraits of me.
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>>8174129
black persons don't tolerate milk .
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>>8174133

Fuck off SJW bitch. Stop shaming people for wanting to date within their own race. There is nothing wrong with her thinking that and it doesn't automatically make her a racist.
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>>8174138
Tried it. Doesn't work for me. I still get symptoms. Well, not as severe as without it, but it still brings me discomfort.
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>>8170713
anon, you wouldn't want to be like these pathetic undeserved-self-righteousness trash humans right?
>>8174151
>>8174150
>>8170758
>>8170752
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>>8174129
Anon that was really fucking retarded. Cute, but fucking retarded.
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>>8174058
you're pretty creepy. Been here for ages. read all your posts. you're a little creepy.
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>>8174165
Yeah how horrible, she would much rather be lynched by self righteous libtard scum for having a completely normal thought. Take your white guilt bullshit to reddit.
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>>8173770
Gay demons is Sin: Nanatsu no Taizai. Autistic CGDCT is Hinako Note, which is a bit gay too.
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>>8174188
>4188
kek so close
It's not "white guilt bullshit" it's just human decency. If you disrespect your girlfriend enough to feel shame about her appearance then you need to either tell her and let her judge if she's ok with dating you, or examine the reasons you feel that way.
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>>8174165
I'm not even that fucking ungrateful cunt who talk about her black gf .
i just mentioned a biological fact about lactose and black persons!
SO i'm racist for doing it ? have u ever saw a doctor for that level of autism?
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>>8174194
Thanks, anon.

>Sin: Nanatsu no Taizai
>malel
>into the trash it goes

>Hinako Note
Ok this one I will be watching.
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>>8174201

>muh disrespect

*smacks lips* UUHHH ESCUSEE MEE??

Maybe she would rather date a white person and just maybe that's nobody's fault. Stop this shaming bullshit. It's especially pathetic because you're probably white too lol.
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>>8174212
I saw a post trying to pointlessly ID someone as black for no reason posted right after a racist once and decided to lump it in. sue me.
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>>8174216
>>malel
I don't understand, there are no males.

Also I hope they soon make anime for the seven virtues. Michael is hot as fuck. I wouldn't mind a socialist dictator as hot as her in my shithole.
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>>8174225
I'm not disputing whether or not she wants to date a white person, just pointing out that if she DOES dislike dating a black person specifically because they are black she needs to own up and realize that it's offensive to her girlfriend.

Does it matter? is it bad? who knows. but she shouldn't be contradictory.
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>>8174225
there is literally nothing wrong with respecting other people. You sound fucking immature.
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>>8174237
Somehow I ended up googling another anime with males in it, also I'm tired. Thank you, anon. I can watch it then.
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>>8174231
well, go fuck yourself maybe?
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>>8174212
Why even mention it? Also, lactose intolerance is a common condition with many groups. Asians have it far worse than blacks.
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>>8174246
Dude shove your respect up your ass. This is literally ghetto pavement ape culture you're parroting right now, whitey. That is so beyond pathetic.

>>8174242
Who cares?
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>>8174231
>decided to lump it in
that's why Trump won
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>>8174256
>w-well go fuck yourself!!1
no u
>>8174249
This desu
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>>8174261
>ghetto pavement ape culture
wew. calm down there buddy.
>who cares
SHE ASKED FOR PEOPLE'S OPINIONS BY POSTING ON A PUBLIC MESSAGE BOARD YOU ACTUAL FUCK

Is everyone here all racist or just the males?
>>
>>8174247
You should include the "Sin" part, it's very important. There is another franchise called Nanatsu no Taizai (7 sins) but it's got nothing to do with Sin: Nanatsu no Taizai.

Also there will be males next episode since they're going to MIAMI but none of the relevant characters are male anyway. IIRC the next episode will have Asmodeus lapdancing probably with some dudes but will lewd femMC later.
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>>8174279

>*smacks lips* ayyo anyone who disagrees with me is a RAYCISS (the scarlet letter R)
>also they are male!!
>lesbian women couldn't possibly stick up for their own race and not be cucked beyond belief

You sicken me deeply.
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>>8174289
>uses a racist meme to imply he isn't racist

hon... no.....
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>>8174282
Gotcha, thanks for the warning.
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>>8174295
>cucked
Back to /pol/ with you
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>>8174295

Maybe I don't give a shit anymore about defending myself from being called *GASP* racist. This is the exact game race traitor cucks like you want me to play. Ohh deary me let me scramble to prove to utter scum that I'm not a racist! Please don't dox me and tell my boss!! Please I'll do anything!!! I'll be a good goy from now on!!!!
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>>8174308
>race traitor cucks
>pavement apes
>goy
>autistic ranting

please go outside
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>>8174256
Well since this site is predominantly frequented by hamburgers, and there is more of black people than Asians in merica, the probabilistic correlations say that she is more likely to be a black person than from any other ethnic group, and that is probably a good and nice thing to have black lesbos here.
So now can you just chill out and fuckin stahp breaking my ovaries for nothing?
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>>8174306
was this mean't for me or the post above me?
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>>8174318

Oh boy more labels. I disagree with you so that makes me:

>autistic
>male
>racist

Anything else? It's completely and utterly impossible for me to be a lesbian woman.
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>>8174308
>*GASP*
>race traitor
>cucks
>Ohh
>good goy
>!!!!
>>
going to work soon
try not to burn down the house while I'm gone
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>>8174327
I'm hispanic.
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>>8174328
Sorry, yep the post above yours.
>>8174327
Yeah, just showing how new you are. Lot of people here aren't American. And there's more Asians and Latinas in these threads than blacks.
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>>8174348
The house is already on fire.
Send me.
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>>8174346
I'm confused. Are you still saying you "aren't racist" after spouting shitty pol epithets?
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>>8174261
I didn't know we had these here. They're tranner right?
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What's wrong with being racist, though?
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>>8174327
>biological facts
>probabilistic correlations

Nah, your ovaries deserve to be crushed for making such stupid assumptions and whining when people call you out on it and show you the actual facts.
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>>8174371
>what's wrong with hating people for no reason?
Apart from it being stupid and rude?
Just in general racists are shitty self righteous people who like to blame their problems on others and are immature.

I haven't met one I liked. Also they tend to be male and either very old or underage so eh.
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>>8174371

Absolutely nothing. You aren't born racist. You become racist through life experience and learned facts.

Black people commit 50% of all crimes. Is that fact racist?

>hurr it's just cuz thur poor!!!
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>>8174371
The entire ideology of being racist is based off of pushing responsibility for your problems or the world's problems onto other people based off of phenotypic differences. You're discounting entire races of people as being lesser than you because you're stupid and don't go outside enough to actually meet those people
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>>8174385

Yeah don't be rude whitey :) give me your money. You don't wanna be racist do you?
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>>8174406
I'm a Mexican living in Mexico and I hate Mexicans because they act like niggers and just want to live off government benefits and that's why we are on the way to becoming memezuela 2.0 because poor lazy shitters are voting AMLO(socialism) next year.

Build that wall before it's too late, senpai.
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>>8174382
think what you want senpai, i really have nothing to prove.
Just to answer to your false assumptions on me.
Do I hate black people or racist toward any other ethnic group?
- Hell No!
case closed for me, hopefully, for you, i'm not even White otherwise I guess i'd be more butthurt about you calling me racist.
Ps: Also see that dude in that picture? I really respect him and his work, so please shut the fuck up!
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>>8174422

Based Mexican desu. Wish more white people would be honest with themselves.
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>>8174422
Hello Kek, it's been a while.
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>>8174433
It's just that most white people stay in their first world bubble all their life and the only time they go to third world shitholes is on vacation so they see the tiny bit of glory of such places. The average first world whitey wouldn't survive a year in the third world without being racist and applying stereotypes every time they're out on the streets.

>>8174435
H-hi. Who am I talking to?
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>>8174474
Oh just an anon who used to talk about Saki and Kancolle with you sometimes, I haven't been on here for a few years and when I came back recently I was wondering if you were still here.

I'm glad to see you're still here because you're one of the very few posters left who still talk about anime or even use anime reaction pictures.
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>>8174488
I'm not here everyday because trannies drove me even more insane so I just come here sometimes to release my pent-up shitposting because it's one of the few unmoderated threads I know.

Normalfags completely took over so there is no helping it. This place is not interesting anymore unless you're a successful lesbian I guess.
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>>8174518
>Normalfags completely took over so there is no helping it.
Yeah, noticed that too. It somehow turned into normie high schoolers blogging about their prom crushes or whatever.
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>>8174541
So what have you been watching recently? Where else have you been browsing all this time?
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>>8174566
>So what have you been watching recently?
I've been really behind on anime, so lately I've been watching and catching up on Koukaku no Pandora, the Maid Dragon one, and Little Witch Academia that I started a few days ago.

Also planning to give FAG a try, and also the anime that were mentioned earlier (gay demons and autistic girls)

>Where else have you been browsing all this time?
Mostly just /u/ and /vg/.
Haven't been on /a/ for a while either, I'm waiting to catch up a bit before getting back into that cesspool.
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>>8174566
By the way what were your favorite anime last season? Trying to verify that I didn't skip anything good.
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>>8174620
KnP and Kobayashi-san were good, LWA is also getting pretty good. If it's revealed Croix and/or Chariot are het I will throw the next great autistic tantrum, this pairing is just too good.

Watch FAG, it's fun and gay but you should definitely check the threads on /a/, they make it a hundred times better just like Ange Vierge.

>>8174625
Shit, I forget most of the things I watch right away, but Kobayashi-san and Urara were pretty good.
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>>8174640
>Urara
I'll be putting that in my backlog, thanks again (for the 6th time or so).

And I'll be back posting on /a/ soon enough, just need to catch up a little bit more on what's currently airing so I'm not completely out of the loop. Looking forward to shitposting with you on there.
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>>8174684
I'll see you in the FAG threads because they're the most tanoshii. By the way try to avoid LWA threads if not just for saving pics, they are filled with normalfags and reddit and they're not even subtle about it.

Other threads I might be in are Hinako Note and S:NnT ones.

By the way, did you watch YuYuYu? I ask because the WaSuYu movies are out but probably haven't heard of that.
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>>8174713
Yes, did watch YuYuYu back when it aired. Also have the game somewhere on my PC. I haven't watched the movie though, did you like it?
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>>8174738
There are like three VN and a shitton LN spin-offs and the WaSuYu movies and a second YuYuYu season incoming now, but I have only followed the animated stuff, though I downloaded the WaSuYu LN to read later.

The second movie is just sad. The first one is pretty much SoL with some fights here and there. WaSuYu is a prequel story to YuYuYu, the only character you will recognize is Tougou (Washio) and Sonocuck, if you are able to remember. Gin is a new character. The fairies did not exist so the yuusha actually get hurt physically when they fight the Vertex. I will just say it ends badly, and you will probably cry. Have fun, though.

First movie
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=915664

Second movie
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=919448
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>>8174792
You're a blessing, you're making it so much easier for me to get back on tracks. I had no idea about the 2nd season but now I'm pumped.

And I could never forget Tougou and her tougous, of course.
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>>8174541
Please don't let the 2-3 high school fags and small handful of party/club going lesbians represent the rest of us. They are but a vocal minority.
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>>8171911
thank you so much!
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>visit /clg/ after a month break because the race shitshows and tranny witch-hunts became too much for me
>it's another race related shitshow (ft. the obligatory tranny accusations bc this wouldnt be clg without them)

Why do I do this to myself?

>>8170554
You're not a racist but you are a coward. At least let your gf know how you feel.
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>>8175979
Don't pretend that you don't love it. Try leaving us again. You'll come right back.
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>>8173558
Hell no. I love my girls and I wouldn't change them for anyone or take a third one.
>tfw I can marry just one of them
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>>8176145
>tfw I can marry just one of them
How are you going to choose between them?
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>>8176162
Interesting question anon. And honestly, I don't know. Part of me doesn't really want to make that choice and they share my thoughts. One gf said that she wants it but it would make us unequal. It's silly because jealousy is perfectly natural in poly relationships and we talk about it a lot. Someone feels left behind and we all talk about it. That's how it works. But when two are wives and the other is just a "not wife" it gets complicated.

Marriage is silly thing but it makes so many things easier and weddings are nice. So I thought that two of us get married but ceremony is for three. But seriously, I'm torn up about this.
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>>8175979
Come to /lesgen/ we have cookies, n' qt's and don't give a shit about race or witch hunts etc.
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>>8176227
Go away tranner and stop promoting your shitty dead general here.
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>>8176227
>yeah come to /clg/
>we hate racists
>if you're racist go away
>god I want to kill all trannies
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>>8176227
>hurr hurr internet cookies
>hurr hurr qts
>hurr hurr safe space for all

Fuck off, m8.
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>>8176181
How does marriage make things easier? In your case it seems as if it would make things complicated. Why not just stay as is?
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>>8176250
The gen is camouflage.
>>8176275
Keep being shit shitters. Enjoy your hate filled cesspit. K thx bye.
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>>8175965
My pleasure anon
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>>8176295
It would make things easier with officials and government related things. But I'm not in hurry and I'm trying not to take excessive stress because of this.
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>>8176348
Not worth the trouble unless you want to become monogamous.
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>>8176376
Hell no, I love my gf's. This actually works so we'll see what happens.
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>>8176394
How did you manage to get two gfs? I mean, how did you convince them to agree? How do you keep the relationships balance between them?
I want two gfs too. ;_;
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>>8176460
This desu..

>>8176394
Give me one of your gfs :( I don't even have a gf at all
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>>8176480
Polyanon likes to hog lesbians to herself.
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>>8176460
>>8176480

Short story: it just happened

Long story:
I had a roommate and we had an interesting relationship to put it mildly. It involved occasional sex and cuddling but we also dated other girls. I never chose her in the first place, I was just desperate for a place to live in. But it turned out just fine.

Eventually it become more serious but not too serious. We went on a few very platonic dates and did all the stupid little romantic things. But we weren't a couple and I didn't care. I had a very good friend in life and in bed. We were close and that was enough.

Eventually she become way more tense and had these sudden bursts of anger. We fought for things never fought over before. It was all stupid. We talked about it over a bottle of wine. Then she came clear and told me that she had been dating another girls for quite some time. But that she also loved me. I had to open another bottle of wine. I was so dumbstrucked that I went completely silent. She on the other hand said she was sorry for a million times before I came back to reality from another universe.

She just said that she loves both us. And that she doesn't want to let go. It was all so damn messy and I don't fully understand what happened. Anyway, we decided to meet and talk things trough all of us. She was funny and witty but still, it was damned awkward when we understood that we both have been fucking the same girl.

What happened next wasn't interesting but it started as an open relationship with all of us. It then grew and I got to know girl 2 a lot better. Eventually I found myself in growing feelings for her. It was nothing romantic or cute or anything. It just was.

Then we all moved together to a bigger apartment because it was bigger with a better rent. Things went on from down there and the rest of history.
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>>8176562
And I did left out a tremendous amount of parts because lots of it was just too mundane. Seriously, things happen and the only thing special was that we took the third option(pun intended)

>>8176480
Get your own girls, anon!
>>8176533
I don't hog them, I just took what I could. And my god that puppy is sad! I want to hug it for all eternity
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>>8176562
>anon has two live-in girlfriends
>crush doesn't even text me back
Seriously though sounds awesome anon. Congrats.
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>>8176562
Damn. You got very lucky. I wish you the best with your gfs, polyanon. Maybe one day I'll get one gf and be as happy as you are with two.
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>>8176570
Why do people view this as awesome? It isn't some wonderful sex fantasy with all night threesomes. It took hell of a long time to learn the effort you must put into this relationship. Little things matter gigantically and I had to learn it the hard way. It's constant talking, honesty and communication and trust.

But I have another person to love and that's worth all the troubles and more. Besides, I get more sex and we have 3 people sharing the rent. So it's not all just hardships.
>>8176591
I don't know about the lucky part. But I'm happy with all this. Hopefully that's enough. I'm so afraid to lose them but still. And you shall have a gf and be happy!
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>>8176562
How does sex work between you three? You all just have threesomes all the time? I apologize if these questions are too personal. I'm just really curious about your relationship with two other grills.
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>>8176616
Actually the shared love-life of a menage a trois would be way more interesting to me than three-way sex.
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>>8176625
It varies. If I'm not in the mood and gf#1 wants sex, she can go for gf#2. That's the most common thing actually. There are threesomes at times but that just goes with the mood.
>>8176633
Threesomes aren't even remotely the best thing. For me, it's the fact that there's more love. My best memories involve cuddling and hugging in our oversize couch while watching some Netflix series. No sex, just being close to one another. Moments like that killed my hesitation and taught me that what we have is good and pure.

But seriously, the honeymoon phase is over soon and the trust must be absolute. Get trough the hard phase after honeymoon period and I could promise that you have more financial security and caring. Also lots of loving. And spare clothes!
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>>8167006
I want Austrianon to sit on my face.
(sorry germanon)
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>>8176312
>Enjoy your hate filled cesspit
will do
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>>8176842
It's okay Anon, I have no problem sharing.
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>>8176999
Yea, but is austria cool with it?
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>>8176842
what if austrianon doesn't shave and has a huge bush?
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>>8176999
>>8177031
With those trips, I'll let Germanon decide. But with the whole harem thing going on, I'm pretty much okay with it in any case.

>>8177037
I usually trim closely, just leave a small fluff above my clit.
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>>8177037
I can't imagine her not shaving or at the least trimming. In the odd chance that she doesn't, ehh, I'll still eat her out.
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>>8177045
our queen has a
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHyZ-eSYyNQ
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now I know who Austria reminds me of!
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>>8177156
I like the amount of muscle girls in that series has
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>>8177158
I like Sasha and Christa best. They're cute
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>>8176656
>tfw this anon right here has one gf for each hand
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Have you ever seen an ass so good you could die right here, right now and still be happy?
>I have
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>>8177356
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>>8177045
>Gave the go ahead for a threesome
I didn't know you were so lewd, austria.
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>>8177428
Then you haven't been paying attention, anon.
Really though if my wife wants to have a menage a trois, who am I to argue?
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>>8177435
>Then you haven't been paying attention, anon.
S-sorry. I work and study so I tend to miss things occasionally. I'll make an attempt to pay better attention for now on.
Don't you work as well? How do you monitor this thread 24/7?
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>>8177456
Yeah, I work, but I pretty much just monitor the thread on my phone during the day and post occasionally.
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>>8177156
That's pretty flattering, I do enjoy baked potatoes too.
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>>8177428
W-Wait, I'd be involved in the facesitting?
>>
>tfw all girls i fall in love with are subs
fuuuuuuuuuuuck why are doms so rare? i'm not even 100% sub
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>>8177975
Because Hitler
also
>tfw no sub gf
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>>8177985
I knew it. It was his fault all along.
I-I would volunteer to be your gf.
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>>8177998
>volunteer to be gf
I only take slave-gf's. Also I offer 50 euros for your ownership.
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>>8178018
Heh, I'll pass. I'm not a "slave" type of sub. I'm not that easy to tame even though I get flustered easily.
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>>8178018
>euros
Non-american foreign plebs.
Psshh
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>>8177774
Of course.
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OP, new thread plz
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>>8178319
Oh, well, I suppose it's my duty to assist the queen.
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>>8178285
>says the trumplander
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>>8178039
>I'm not that easy to tame

Haha, she thinks she's not easy to tame.
Get on your knees.
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We will build a wall and make men pay for it
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>>8178352
OP has abondon us.

>>8178562
I rather be called burger. Mkay.
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S-senpai. We page 10 and shit.
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>>8178791
Gimme a second. Sorry, the weebshitters and race-wars surprised me.
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>>8178803
Hurry before we disappear!
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>>8178803
>weebshitters
When will you kill yourself you stupid cunt?

>two people discussing anime briefly at one point one time
>omg weebshitters suprised me so much i couldn't make another shit thread
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>>8178829
Don't act like you didn't involve yourself in that race-slinging. I was hoping you had actually killed yourself but good things are hard to come by.
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>>8178662
>Get on your knees
Ha! Make me.
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>>8178872
Don't go into that territory, anon. That'll only lead to night of pleasure and torture.
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>>8178872
Oh, yes please someone make her.
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>>8178858
>Don't act like you didn't involve yourself in that race-slinging
You really need to seek a psychiatrist for your delusions you crazy cunt, are you schizophrenic?
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>>8178891
>asks if someone is schizo
>doesn't make any sense
There's a reason no girl has ever liked you. Multiple reasons.
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>>8178891
op has legit mental issues, i think its because her parents hate her or something

made her unstable, and since she has no friends she uses 4chan instead of seeing a therapist
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>>8178897
Your 2 digits IQ is really showing, holy shit.
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>>8178923
Are you not kek?
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Leave OP alone. She dindu nuffin. She's a gud grill.
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Got distracted - hot out the kitchen.
>>8178931
>>8178918
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>>8178928
OP is kek? I thought kek left a long time ago.
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>>8178937
No the person complaining about people calling her chink toons "weebshit" is kek. She's back and she's mad that no one wants her autismo around.
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>>8178944
But I am not Kek you insane dumb bitch, she herself said she barely even posted here anymore.
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>>8178956
Why are you so mad then? Say you're not kek and stop being a fat, angry cunt. Man anger.
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