/mtfg/ being one's self edition

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>>8162248
>being one's self
That's a bad advice for this place.

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Stay positive /mtfg/

Learn to be thinn, not what the thicc memers want you to be

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just got back from the kink fair
got a fresh birch flogger tailored to fit and made on the spot by this dude
got some giant clothespegs and a couple of low-temp waxplay candles too, talked to some people, it was fun :)

(the flogger is wrapped in clingfilm in the pic to preserve moisture while in storage, the birch is brined for four hours but if it dries out too much it gets brittle)

>>8162248
>tl;dr i'm a slut
stupid cis whores

>>8162256
THICC

>>8162255
This :D

>>8162251 (Spicy)
That's good! Because it's shit, lol.

>>8162150
I am 6'1", weigh almost 190, and my bf percentage is around 11-13

do you consider that fat?
>>8162206
I never found you attractive and I never wanted you, definitely not enough to bend over backwards for your sorry ass like your small army of thirsty beta orbiters

that's what this whole thing is about, you're so narcissistic and full of yourself that you can't even fathom the possibility of a guy not falling for you and obeying every little command that you've waged a hate campaign against me for LITERALLY ALMOST TWO YEARS and in the process you've lost all your closest friends and resorted to making shit up to get a rise out of me because you're the only one left

also
>it went from fat to just overweight when called out for proof
make up your mind you vindictive cave troll

>>8162256
this

>>8162258
This desu

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>>8162259
>tfw don't consider myself fat anymore just flabby
the thicc lobby can't beat me

>>8162254
I want to cummy in anzu

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>>8162258
You sound jealous.

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>>8162278
Am i supposed to want to look like that?
Pic related is peak female performance

>>8162282
A G P

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i bought all the ingredients to make some vegan chocolate chip cookies and they're going to be amazing

which is fortunate because i'm really fucking sad now, my lil babby cousin is in the hospital and it's not good

>>8162275
hey flabby i'm saggy nice to meet you

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>>8162282
>Anime
yes birry do not reproduce
>>8162286
NO I DON'T SAG

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>>8162277
Pls don't talk like that. Anzu is pure...unlike most of this thread.

>>8162289
I want to cummy in you!

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>>8162282
You are supposed to be at least 18 to post here.
And not be Welsh.

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i can't make my cookies until my roommate finishes recording his friends' guitar session and i'm REALLY goddam sad rn i need cookies

>>8162287
well i fukkin do

better than still being a giant butter troll tho

>>8162295
Being a tranny does not meant you have to be socially inept.

Hey thread! What's going on today? Anything fun happen at church and/or other sunday related activities?

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>>8162282
>peak female performance
step aside

>>8162307
You sure about that? :^)

>>8162308
I thought I filtered you

What do I do when there's no meaning left in life and would prefer to jump off a bridge

>>8162313
do a flip

How do I get used to wearing a bra?
I know Time is a factor but is there anything else?

I wear Sport/Croptop Bras.

>>8162309
oh good my giant legs are "peak" female cool

desu colorado is pretty peaky

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>>8162289
>Implying that a woman's sexual ownership of her body makes her a worse person.

Christfag pls

>>8162319
>desu colorado is pretty peaky
Heh.
Mountains.

>>8162312
Try harder

>>8162325
does a slut own her sexuality or does her sexuality own her (hint for your 79 IQ, it's the latter)

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>>8162327
i can see them out my window

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THIS is peak gender spectrum performance

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How to tell when someone hates you?

>>8162335
bill nye the science gay haha

>>8162331
but why though?
so you can post your dick again whenever you want and everyone has to see it?

>>8162319
Thick ass quads are hot

>>8162334
Aren't there like 3 anons in Colorado? I know 1 is in the springs but I think there are a few(?) in denver.

>>8162308
I went to my cousins birthday party/emotional prison and all the strangers kept looking at me.

>>8162332
Drake please, you're living in a fantasy world. You should like go out and socialize with people similar to you

>>8162335
that show is legitimately cancerous

>>8162287
Why do you meme memes you don't even really believe in?

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>>8162335
post your gender abacus configs girls

>>8162338
>Be me
>Post
Drake and angry basement caveman repressed tranny posts mean stuff at you.

Just like any overt signs of hostility, put downs, you know. You'll feel it

>>8162307
Wrong

>>8162361
if you didn't constantly change your name, I would never comment on a single one of your posts
it just defies logic that you want people who dislike you to see all the awful things you say and all the disgusting pictures you post

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>>8162311
ayy...

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>>8162344
mine are getting pretty big, i need a road bike and a hillier route for max muscle (or i could start lifting but EH) desu my legs already look a lot like the girl on the orange bike's

>>8162347
i don't ever see them if there are

there's a trip every now and then but i think she's smart enough not to snort/inject mtfg and i haven't seen her in a bit

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>>8162352
i believe in memes as a form of expression and as an artform

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>>8162214
Its best to keep me at arms distance, but few people have the discipline to do that.

>>8162216
Yeah hes kind of a loser but he was nice at first so I liked him.

>>8162238
Its rediculously easy, you just put the stuff in it and let it cook. PRactically effortless. I wanna try making chili with it


>>8162264
Listen Bird, if you wanted to pretend that you dont find me attractive then you shouldnt have tried to beg me for cyber sex again.

Overweight is synonmous with fat, you can tell how you're a fucking tub lard cause you make that distinction to feel better about yourself.
Birdie you a fat fuck.

>>8162341
Your argument is badly constructed, it starts as a personal complaint but suddenly it becomes a matter of a popular need.

Chill out bby. Come out to your parents, gwt on hormones, lose weight and stop masturbating to pictures of transgirls on mtfg and I swear you won't mind me.

If it's any cnsolation I won't be posting that again

>Inb4 barrage of sass screenshot posts/pics to try to sway public opinion

>>8162372
Perhaps I am mistaken, but I thought I saw a few posts about people living in Denver on 4/20 for obvious reasons.

>>8162344
What are ass quads?

>>8162369
Stop stalking me creep.

>>8162378
Do you think young people are losing appreciation of memes due to modern saturation of meme's?

>>8162382
can you just stop changing your name?
I literally don't care about ""public opinion""

I just don't want to see the posts of a very large muscular 40 year old man who takes hormones because agp and who has posted pictures of his penis

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>>8162391
you gotta be on the forefront always looking to expand your horizons in search of new topics and macros

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>>8162380
>>8162238

>tfw no instant pot

those things are cool af, who needs a slow cooker when you got an automated pressure cooker

>>8162385
i rly wasn't on mtfg on 4/20 so maybe i missed them, i'm here pretty regularly tho and mention denver often enough so they're probably not very regular

>>8162391
I've actually thought about this. It's like memes aren't memes for memes sake anymore.

>changing your name every time you post
just woman up and let the people who hate you filter you instead of dedicating yourself to being the most annoying cunt you possibly can be

>>8162380
>still arguing with birdy

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how do I stop sadposting
I feel claustrophobic

>>8162398
What's it like in Denver? In terms of like...acceptance, I've been looking to move away from Texas and it seemed like the least bad place that is also closest to me.

>>8162396
Seriously. Stop harassing me. I don't know who you are and I've tried to quell you beef you have against me.

Seriously stop being a creep. Stop with my post screenshots, stop saving my pics, stop replying to me.

Stop.

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>>8162380
Slow cooker chili is fantastic my mom used to use hers for it all the time
Idk, I think it really stands out with stew I made a pretty solid beef and lentil stew earlier this month. Make stuff in quantity and freeze it, that's the way to do it.

>>8162398
Idk it's about letting them cook slow and low and letting those flavors mingle thoo.

>>8162401
Wait aren't you burch? I thought I filtered you.

finally "came out" to my dad, it went really well i guess

>>8162412
yay hugg

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>>8162406
Happy thoughts.

>>8162412
Come on! Details!

>>8162412
What about ur jewish lodge?

>>8162408
stop changing your fucking name and let people fucking filter you jesus christ
not sure why you're acting like some poor helpless victim when you're going out of your way to do everything in your power to force everyone to see your posts

>>8162380
jesus christ why are you so obsessed with me dude

my benis is really hard

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>>8162406
Read fluffy stories.

>>8162425
c-can i taste it?

>>8162409
i stopped using that name like three months ago

>>8162429
my feminine benis would love to partake in an adventure

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i just had a glass of pickle juice.
weirdly satisfying

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>>8162433
>feminine
ehhhh
sure let's taste the rainbow

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>>8162435
Are you sad again Evangayline?

>>8162282
kinda funny, I never wanted to be that curvy. >>8162297 is more like what my mind expects me to be.

>>8162344
I do like strong dancer legs.

>>8162372
Make sure you pedal at 90 cadence or higher or you will shred your knees.

>>8162437
.......i'd heard the memes but does spiro really make you do this

>>8162380
Seems like you're the loser if you're still attacking him because he didn't call someone ugly for you two years ago. Really makes me think.

>>8162441
idk if it was spiro

>>8162437
I thought it was just a meme until I tried it, bretty good honestly

>>8162398
>>8162407
Pls respond

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>>8162407
that's why i'm here, pretty much. denver is a very accepting city, it's trendy and cool to be progressive so people try hard. i came from the suburbs outside of houston, it's a lot nicer

it's not the pnw but pretty close, considering

>>8162409
>practical application of ideal gas laws
>made by canucks
>don't have to remember to start it early af

really it's better than a crock pot in like every way... i don't think there's anything you can do in a slow cooker that you can't accomplish with high pressure and there's tons you can do with a pressure cooker that you just can't otherwise

>>8162440
yeah i used to ride "competitively" when i was in college (i was slow though)

>>8162422
Stop harassing me creep.

You can't tell me what to do or what not to do, get it through your thick skull.

Stop with the harassment.

>>8162429
that's so gay

>>8162441
it's being female that does it...I've always had a taste for pickles, but it is much stronger when on hormones.

>>8162438
>tfw baited elanna with the benis

id love to give you sum luvin bb

>>8162450
And you shut the fuck up and stop changing your name, fucking creep, you manage to be worse than the people stalking you, jesus christ

>>8162439
yes :(

>>8162446
almost as good as a nice tart crunchy pickle.

>>8162443
moap thinks being a vain bitch makes him more of a woman

>>8162454
same.
beni syōga is absolutely amazing

>>8162449
I'll consider it a lot more when I look to move then, I want to get away from the heat and I have always wanted to go skiing!

>>8162450
>says I can't tell you what to do
>in the next line tells me what to do
really got me thinkin man
maybe stop trying to make everyone see your posts if you don't want negative things said to you
believe me I'd very much like to pretend you don't exist and that I haven't seen your penis
but again you do everything you can to make that as difficult as possible

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>>8162449
>ideal gas law
Reee don't get me started on that
I mean the starting it early af is an advantage in my mind. You put on your food before you go to work and come back and have dinner.

>>8162452
No is straight

>>8162455
You found my weakness

>>8162458
Is it a general tranny malaise or has something happened?

>>8162466
can i show you my penis?

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>>8162463
i fucking LOVE the weather here incidentally. it doesn't get too miserably cold and most of the precip is in the mountains, so snow isn't a big problem. it's not humid at all and sunny like 300 days of the year

>>8162468
what if you sleep in etc.

crock pots are cheaper tho, there is that, but if i had decently remunerative employment i'd buy an instant pot yesterday

>>8162468
will you be my gf now?

>>8162443
>>8162264

It wasn't two years ago birdie, its only almost been a year

>>8162473
at least you have the decency to ask and not just post it in this SFW thread where several regulars are under 18

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>>8162476
>what if you sleep in etc.
I mean my problem these days has been waking up early rather than the opposite
>if i had decently renumerative employment
welp looks like crock pots for me

>>8162478
I just want penis tho I don't want relationship with a girl that's gay ;~;

>>8162482
it's not like i was actually going to anyway

>>8162486
ok ok ok

you can take my benis virginity but beware its very feminine

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>>8162264
>I am 6'1", weigh almost 190, and my bf percentage is around 11-13
If that were the case, you should have the body of pic related

>>8162449
when I round the right gearing to pedal cadence, I was competitive speed wise, and could outdistance most. Then dancing took over...

>>8162456
just ignore her and stop filling the thread with trash posts.

>>8162462
There was one I could get on Long Island that I loved, but I forget its' name. They were small 2" long by 3/8" wedges and were ultra crisp. They also had a nice bite to them.

Don Cherry is basically Anchorman but in real life

>>8162489
Who's gonna top?

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>>8162491
i wish i had the money to go shopping for food stuff. all i have left now is pickle juice, rice, & some condiments.
i'm all out of mayo too ;~;

>>8162486
>I just want penis tho I don't want relationship with a girl that's gay ;~;
But it's fine, because you're gay???

>>8162496
me ofc

my benis is raging for some neo vagina wink wink ;)))))

WHEN DO THE BAD FEELS STOP

>>8162502
literally never

>>8162471
I just feel bad

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>>8162501
Well shit
Does it make me a chaser if I kinda want to be topped by a trans girl?

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>>8162498
i actually feel the same way she does

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i really want to be a housewife omg, i'd be an amazing mommy and cook yummy healthy meals and everything :/

>>8162486
they're cheaper than i expected really ($80+), but i'd want the bluetooth enabled $180 model

>>8162491
i mostly just like going places and bust my ass for the cardio aspects

i could try running, that'd be okay, but i need new running shoes and would rather spend the money toward a tourable road bike, i wanna take a week and ride 500-600 miles through this state

>>8162502
the ride never ends https://youtu.be/mvPIvoJkmGs

>>8162414
:3

>tfw ur dad gives headpats

>>8162420
my jewish what?

>>8162419
idk we just talked about surgeries and i kind of downplayed my interest or desire for them and about the difficulties of being trans and i kind of explained about being stealth and how i wanted that and why it took me so long to tell him and stuff

>>8162513
>>8162512
ok, that's where our similarities end :/

>>8162512
ye absolutely

but its all daijoubu

this is pure love

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>>8162512
Just a little, but it's okay.
>>8162513
Ali, I think I have some news for you.

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I just found out I have to wait to at least September just to see a gender therapist, and apparently you have to be in therapy for a year before you get to start HRT. Tranny life is full of sad feels sometimes.

>>8162525
start self medding

>>8162525
just self med

>>8162525
euro or something?

>>8162456
Stop harrassing me.

>>8162466
Stop it you nasty stalker. Stop with your amateur gas lighting and ahit logic

>>8162524
i'd only want trantrans for the peen.
nothing else.
not really interested in ciswomen, frankly

>>8162525
self medicate
where do you live?

>>8162539
i've never really disliked you but i'm starting to

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>>8162524
but, jeez.
i really want some cake :(

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>>8162524
It's like borderline gay tho lets be real
I mean
It's not like I've ever been topped by a tranny...r-right?

>>8162522
just like in my mangoes!

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>>8162482
Posters under 18 shouldn't be here. global rule 1.

>Also
The children someone please think about the children
>Mfw

>>8162549
WHERE YOU AT I WANT THE BOOTY

>>8162525
you can DIY and also continue pursuing the legitimate route if you'd prefer

>>8162545
I don't post here to be liked by anybody.
Like me or don't like me, that's your problem

>>8162551
i don't get why people are so gay about the age rule here

it's a blue board anyway, there are places to post your pron

people who want to be here should be here, the age thing is for shitty normie society

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>>8162543
>>8162547
Only gays can eat the gayke, or else it turns you gay.
>>8162549
So your NB ex doesn't count~?

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>>8162547
Cake is bad for you, mmmkay.

>>8162551
Why are you being such a dick and make it hard to filter you? Do I have to use search operators on yo' bony ass?

>>8162563
Yeah, I don't care about underage posters until they start threatening to commit suicde or posting cutting images

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>>8162566
N-no
They do
I've been both topped by a girl and topped by a tranny
And I liked it

>>8162567
idc

>>8162566
>pic
what are you saying?

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>>8162528
>>8162533
>>8162545
>>8162559
I would have started that years ago if I had the money. Maybe I could take a second job to be able to afford it.

>>8162567
Do what you have to.

>>8162582
do what you gotta do senpai.

dont let your memes be dreams

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>>8162573
Just accept the girl lust, Elann!
>>8162574
That you should eat the gayke, obviously.

>>8162556
BC
Canada

>>8162551
>posts dick on a blue board
>cites rules of 4chan
you never cease to amaze me

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Hi.

>>8162502
Hey Beep, i think people are really starting to not like me here.

Lol.

What should I do?

>>8162596
Stop changing your name you colossal fucktard

>>8162573
i'd feel a little shitty about having sex w/ a tranny, let alone a cisgril.
but i would probably enjoy being topped by anyone too much to feel too bad about it.

>>8162591
so i should become a """"lesbian""""(male)?

>>8162594
Please stop stalking me.

>>8162596
stop changing your name every post in an effort to avoid filters

>>8162591
I don't want to accept the girl lust
;_;

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>>8162595
Hey.
>>8162603
Obviously. Why would you feel bad about it?

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>already sad
>end up throwing up in shower again
>drop pizza on floor
I should just go to sleep

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>>8162604
why do you want me to see your posts so badly?

>>8162594
Please stop stalking me creep

>>8162502
after we kiss

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>>8162609
Why? It's so soft and warm.
>>8162614
Hugg. That's awful. :c

>>8162609
don't listen to her
boy love is pure

>>8162582
it's not that bad
idk, if you stay on a low dose you could probably get it for 400-500$ a year
but that's from inhousepharmacy
on QHI it's probably cheaper

>>8162601
Why are you being such a bitch?

>>8162605
Fuck you

>>8162616
Why do you collect my pictures, stalker?

>>8162610

I wish I had a bunch of human skulls on a shelf.

>>8162318
Anyone?

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>>8162610
idk.
not interested in vagine, or anything that looks like it has vagine.
i want a penis-haver, but not a penis-haver that looks enough like one to eligible for having more than 1 penis.
he look enough like penis-haver to have @ least half a penis.
maybe i just just find a """"lesbian"""" w/ a penis?

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Girl love is the best kind

>>8162630
I know but girls are qt
>>8162620
But they have vaginasss

>>8162637
Because you're acting like a spoiled child and I really would rather you let me filter you whenever you have these stupid tantrums.
Get it together, this is pathetic.

>Get together with ex gf at her house
>Make her spaghetti amatriciana
>drinking wine
>Having fun times
>she puts her hand down her panties
>wipes vaginal fluid on my nose
>turn beet red
>you like this don’t you, you dirty girl
>You’re a dirty girl aren’t you
>start kissing
>Go to guest bedroom
>get naked
>fooling around
>Gets up angrily
>Your cock is useless, it can’t even get hard
>You’re all skinny, your breasts are small
>this is what you get for wanting to be a girl
>storms out of the room and locks herself in the master bedroom
My life is a sissy novel ;_;

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this is getting out of hand
>>8162318
>>8162641
are they ill fitting bras? that could be it. but if its just the general irritation of wearing a bra, theres nothing you can do but get used to it.
make sure your bras are fitted right though

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I just applied for a job at Albertsons

I'm pretty sure I'll get it
Then I can pay for hormones, feels naisu

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>>8162318
You just... get used to it over time.
>>8162638
Real or fake ones?
>>8162643
Sounds like a plan, honestly. Try to seduce a femboy.
>>8162648
Your mom and I raised you so well.
>>8162650
Yeah, and?

is it weird if you don't mind gay porn but you're personally really uncomfortable with men

>>8162652
>filtering best girls amy & cindy
jealousy much?

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>>8162651

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>>8162635
That seems resonable. Maybe I can do this!
>>8162648
Girl's are best for friendship, but guys are too cute to not be the best to love.

>>8162635
>>8162582
think 50mg of cypro from qhi would only be $1.09 a day
then 4mg of progynova would only be like 40 cents a day because qhi is super cheap with it
so yeah DIY can be inexpensive

>>8162670
the reason i don't want QHI is i've heard they can take up to 3 months
inhouse is safe and clean but overpriced to hell and back
gatekeeping is bullshit, don't let that stop you

>>8162663
Amy is literally Spartan and Cindy is 15.

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>>8162660
congrats :D

now i feel bad for myself.
i'll have a lot of time soon though.
we'll achieve our liberation eventually.
it's only a matter of time

>>8162676
bica is 90 cents a day from inhouse if you take 25mg
i think it's something like 60 if you order from QHI
cypro is a bit pricey desu

>>8162650
I just posted my name with the little "ª" because I thought it was cute and then some psycho stalker starts harassing me, acyssing me of wanting to evade their filters and start talking shit about me and posting my pictures. And this shit >>8162651

Come on Elanna, you know me better than this.

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>>8162684
yeah but
feels good nuking yer balls

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>>8162648
I agree desu <3

>>8162097
>You don't even like girls for the most part, lel.

I feel like I only like guys because I didn't try hard enough with girls

Even tho I feel little physical attraction.
I grieve for the loss of a heteronormative life. which in my mind. Seems like the apex of life achievement.

>>8162100

Yeah :-: I guess

>>8162693
when i get dysphoric i want to but i'm already suicidally depressed all the time so it's probably not a great idea

>>8162662

Hmm.... It might be cool to have a real one. But that might also be kind of creepy. I'd take fake ones.

>>8162707
oh because of cypro depression?
true it's definitely not very fun

>>8162596
It's prob just one angry autist desu
>>8162619
Cute

>>8162690
yes, for you have never said before you're doing it so people can't filter you
and this is totally the first variation of your retarded name that you've used

also you literally typed that story out and called your life a sissy novel, then asked why people said it was agp

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>tfw you get called a transphobe in your college class because your critique of Marxist economics "focuses on the aspects of Marxist economics that are necessary to end transphobia"
>tfw you explain that you're not a transphobe because you're a transsexual with a diagnosis and everything and that wouldn't make any sense
>tfw the other person in the class discussion accuses you of lying about being trans to "cover for your bigotry"
What is my life?

>>8162318
Are bras really that bad?
Asking because I might need them pretty soon
(I've been on low-dose HRT for quite some time, I'll start full-dose eventually)

>>8162714
beep

>>8162722

If you get a bra that fits you it's totally fine. I've found a few that I'm comfortable wearing all day.

>>8162282
Nonce

>>8162722
i dunno what anon is talking about, bras are whatever

and how long? :/ you don't want to fuck up your puberty, you should start taking it normally now

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>>8162690
I don't care, you've changed your name multiple times this thread and are being annoying as fuck.
Pick one name and stick with it, it's not just anons that want to filter you, I'd really rather not have to pick through yet another one of your meltdowns.

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Can you drink alcohol on tranny meds? If not, I'm gonna have to make some life changes.

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why do i look this masculine at 20 both my parents had weak jaws i read articles saying that kids had to parents at a later age were uglier

i look sick

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>>8162660
Good job ^~^
You're gonna get even prettier <3

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>>8162706
Just get onto that other side of the heteronormative life and get a cute husbando.
>>8162710
Either way, medical supply stores are your friend if you just want something realistic. If you want to be edgier get some crystal skulls.
>>8162719
A /pol/ meme, but so are all of our lives since Trump got elected.

>>8162735
idk I've drank pretty excessively and I haven't died yet
I'm sure its not a good thing though

>>8162719
https://youtu.be/ikgHjXwgsz8

>>8162736
nim you're cute

>>8162736
>i read articles saying that kids had to parents at a later age were uglier
pls stop torturing yourself but looking things like this up :(
it makes me really sad honestly

>>8162735
not much

>>8162719
you should have listed off your hrt regime

>>8162748
im really not, all my measurements are within the 99th percentile for women if not more

>>8162753
you can see it in pictures with people around my age

i look different

>>8162744
that video was excellent

>>8162773
darling nim

>>8162777
checc'd

>>8162734
Holy crap Banana. I'm sorry, I thought you were different. Just filter this handle.

>>8162716
Why are you so obsessed with me. It's like you have a dossier of what I do and say. Just stop being a creep. You can filter this handle and get back to your mastrbating of pics of girls on mtfg.

>>8162730
I don't know why you are worried about this.
I have medical supervision via informed consent, it's usual to be on low-dose (starting with spiro only for a few months, then starting low-dose estrogen, eventually going full-dose)

>remembering that one time my mom got really angry at me and was screaming at me that it was physiologically impossible for two boys to have sex so I had to explain to her how anal sex works and she still didn't get it so I showed her a video of gay porn and the look on her face made me laugh so I hard I couldn't breathe and was rocking back and forth clapping my hands like a mute seal

>>8162773
nim stop :(
I wish I could help you stop focusing on stuff like this
even if you did "look different" because your parents were older when they had you I don't know why you're researching this information

>>8162713
yeah idk, i don't think i could handle worsened depression
most of the time i don't get genital dysphoria though
it might just be a symptom of my bipolar

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>>8162789
If by "different" you mean "too timid to point out when you're being an idiot", then no, sorry, I'm not
Get your shit together sass, I come here to talk to adults, not overgrown children.

>>8162804
well that's why i asked how long, you said quite some time i was thinking like over a year

>>8162817
>come here to talk to adults
What
This place is filled to the brim with people that have the maturity level of a 14 year old girl, and then there are the actual 14 year olds

Sass is a retard though I'll agree with you on that

>>8162739
Excuse my English; I'm not from an English-speaking country. I used to be a pretty progressive person and even had some sympathies with democratic socialist parties elsewhere in the world, but honestly I've been slipping right in the past few years. Since my move to the big city for college, I have had so many awful experiences with leftists and have experienced their bullshit firsthand. I'm sick of their nonsense. The terms "racist" and "bigot" used to mean something and were reserved for people who are actually fucked up human beings, like actual Klansmen and Neo-Nazis. Now it's just basically a secular left wing synonym for "blasphemer." Even the word "Nazi" is this way now. They just call you a Nazi, even if you're a classical liberal or even left wing but not quite as left as they are.
>>8162744
What did I just watch? Who is this guy? Is this satire?
>>8162767
I had my estrogen pills in my purse because I have to take my second one of the day around 1PM. I should have showed it to this person as a way of telling them off. I hate this nonsense.

I know that this is a long shot, but I may as well try.

I've been looking to get into crossdressing, and I've been told that I could be passable if I tried, but I feel like I might do better with the help of a mentor of sorts.

Are there any willing people here who would be able to help me, preferably people with experience with crossdressing? I'd like to establish contact through Kik. Please be gentle. :)

>>8162817
damn

>>8162811
im researching it because i want to know why i look this way

>>>/pol/122515605

is this true? do guys really like thicc girls or is it yet another jewish ploy?

>>8162825
this is a tranny thread not a faggot thread. get out reeee

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>>8162817

>>8162834
I want to be serious about it, but I can't pluck up the courage.

>put on radio in car
>college radio station is playing Fist of the North Star theme
Wew
>>8162831
>/pol/
No
>>8162735
I do and I'm not ded yet
I guess it's fine

>>8162827
:(
I really really think things are gonna start getting better for you once you're in new york, seriously
or anywhere you end up going to school, the independence plus schoolwork is probably going to be really great for your overall happiness

>>8162823
The modern left's an Ouroboros in the west. It needs a good purge to be not shit again. Or it can continue to pursue inane ideas and alienate moderates, that's fine too.
>The terms "racist" and "bigot" used to mean something and were reserved for people who are actually fucked up human beings
>tfw fucked up human being
>>8162831
Some do, some don't.

>>8162836
serious about crossdressing?
just buy clothes a wig and makeup and see what works for you
or just cut your balls off or something idk
how old are you?

>>8162836
get on hrt. talk with other trans people. don't make it a fetish thing weirdo

here's a trans server: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY they might be able to help you get on hrt

tfw one of your main flirt squeezes enters a mono relationship
;_;

>>8162825
This is mainly a transgender thread. We might help you but it's not the best place honestly.

There used to be a crossdressing thread but right now I don't see it. You could create a new one.

>>8162822
Ehhhh
There are always a handful of posters at any given time that are actual relateable adults.
Then there's people actually talking about tranny shit.

Let's be real the underage posters are usually cancer.

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>>8162744
...what?

>>8162838
you can have some interesting conversations about being trans on /pol/ and its not just them asking to see your tits or telling you to kill yourself for being mentally ill

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>>8162744

>>8162851
>Let's be real the underage posters are usually cancer
You can always tell who's underage and who is not pretty quick. The underage posters are awful.

>blaire white's livestream still hasn't gone up
I hope she's alright
her livestreams are /comf/ af

>>8162851
am i underage?

>>8162817
by different, I meant that a person that regularly shitposts playfully about sex/gender stuff and has regularly drug induced breakdowns would be a tad more understanding and less of a bitch.

so filter me already.

>>8162839
im getting bica soon, we'll see if i get my motivation back on it

i don't even feel excited about going to new york anymore, or a trip

>>8162868
>that shirt
>that hat
>that beer
b o y f r i e n d m a t e r i a l

>>8162877
estrogen is what fucks with your mood desu
my bipolar got worse on bica + estro
don't expect much besides libido IMO

>>8162884
im not bipolar though

>>8162869
Hey, this is one of the very few places where early transitioners can discuss trans issues without being misinformed by trenders or gatekeepers worshipping hons. Sure, it's 4chan. Still, show them kindness. Early transitioners need all the support they can get.

>>8162851
wbm

>>8162884
im switching to injections soon as well

The only bad kind of posting is the "I can't change this about my life but I complain about it all the time instead of dealing with it" or worse "I can change this thing in my life I don't like but I don't want to work for it and it's easier to just whine about it".

>I will never be able to afford FFS abloo bloo
Well why not get a job?
>no i CANT U INSENSITIVE BIGOT MY ANXIETY IS SO BAD I CANT EVEN PROGRAM FREELANCE ONLINE OR WORK A MCJOB
Oh ok

>>8162877
I went through a super bad patch of lack of motivation and depression that I'm pretty sure was due to cypro...like I was kinda really thinking i was going to kill myself and I just wanted to lay around all day, I didn't care about school or anything
but now these last few weeks I've felt so much better! and I have energy again, I went exploring on a nature path I found near campus and the whole little adventure of climbing over trees and stuff just made me so happy! (and wish I had a bf to walk it with)

so idk just please don't give up nim seriously

>>8162900
you do this all the time

>>8162900
Dont be this kind of person.

>>8162889
i know but estrogen is what can cause mood instability
like women have much higher rates of histrionic and stuff too
idk
doesn't cypro depression stop after a few months? the only reason i could think of that you'd get less depressed is your brain would still get some T, but if you don't have any production left...

>>8162900
>>no i CANT U INSENSITIVE BIGOT MY ANXIETY IS SO BAD I CANT EVEN PROGRAM FREELANCE ONLINE OR WORK A MCJOB
people do say this often desu
many such cases

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>>8162876
Sass, unlike you, I actually recognize when I've done something wrong, and feel bad about it.
You seem entirely incapable of self reflection or critical thought, hence why you assume that I'm a bitch for getting pissed off at you this -once- when I've suffered through your asinine nonstop spergouts for the past few months in total silence.

Fine, you're filtered, I hope you're pleased with yourself it was well and thoroughly earned.

>>8162872
If you have to ask..

>>8162884
how much worse does it get? a mania phase is already shitty without E

>>8162901
idk it's easier to say "don't give up" when you're not in my position but i appreciate the support

i haven't really left the house since my therapy appointment on thursday, glad you're feeling better though

>>8162900
Yeah fuck people for having problems and not looking at them in the most simplest, unhelpful ways.

>>8162906
idk

i think cypro might be lowering my T too much

>>8162900
At this point, I'm pretty much permanently banned from working. Granted, it's work that fucked me up that bad and I get a decent compensation for it.
Still, there are other people who are also too fucked up to work but only get very basic welfare, barely enough to survive decently, definitely not enough to save, even less to get a loan.

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>>8162893
Hmm, you do have a good point here. I think this is the most unbiased place on the internet to discuss trans issues. I honestly don't mind if underagers lurk/ask questions, but when they start causing drama and shitposting hard that is when they get annoying.

>>8162900
>suicidal depression constantly
>medications take at least a month to know if they work
>already went through one that didn't do shit
gee i wonder why i'm not functioning haha
must be a personal problem right? haha guess i'll just stop being depressed, my bad

>>8162911
i'm hypomanic so my high periods are great
but it cycles a lot faster, like idk, i was going through an invincibility high for a week but then two days in a row i got incredibly dysphoric + depressed then was great the next morning again

>>8162909
>You seem entirely incapable of self reflection or critical thought, hence why you assume that I'm a bitch for getting pissed off at you this -once- when I've suffered through your asinine nonstop spergouts for the past few months in total silence.
>Fine, you're filtered, I hope you're pleased with yourself it was well and thoroughly earned.
its almost as thought sass only has an iq of 79 or something

>>8162900
You have the weirdest personality flips

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>>8162900
it's nice to have somewhere to vent and complain about shit though
i think that's fine

>>8162913
from the perspective of hormones causing depression and nasty moods, you really really shouldn't give up because it WILL get better
>i haven't really left the house since my therapy appointment on thursday
this probably doesn't help depression :(
I know its a cycle thing, where depression causes you to not want to go out, and I think then not going out contributes to depression
thats why I'm hoping/thinking living on or near campus and being a full-time student could really help change that for you!

>>8162909
i still want in on you

people have problems and this might be the only place they have to vent

just because you can't relate to the problem doesn't mean it isn't real for them, you just can't relate

>>8162931
Don't lie to her, sometimes it doesn't get better
Take that coddle shit back to kindergarten

>>8162902
Do I? I try not to since problems are meant to be overcome. I think any problem I vocalize is usually psychlogical and can't just be overcome through willpower and work and time or I'm already actively working towards fixing.

>>8162905
If there's something in your life you don't like you should work towards changing it. If you simply cannot you should make the best of what you have. Am I wrong?

>>8162914
I never said there's nothing wrong with having problems, it's when you actively refuse to do anything about it or improve your life that it really sucks.

>>8162930
post your feet

>>8162916
if cypro nuked your T it's gonna be gone forever though
i'm p sure your balls don't grow back

>>8162921
>I think this is the most unbiased place on the internet to discuss trans issues.
nope!
it's filled with overly hostile anon shitposters and a good few self-hating /pol/trans

>>8162940
literally read what I said, I'm not just blindly saying "it gets better"
its not unheard of that people get (more) depressed after starting hormones, but it doesn't last forever
and a change in environment and setting where she can live how she wants without worrying about her mom will probably really help

so its hard to believe those situations won't improve

>have been trying for the last 2+ years to get my life together but every time i start a project i lose motivation within a week or two and enter suicidal depression
>have been going to bed at 1-3 am for the last week because i have commissions to do and i want to but i just can't work on them
just gotta try harder bro's!

>>8162916
emi your awake! I got the baking supplies but didn't manage any flowers yet, going to try planting some in the garden once I get some seeds, going to try baking some cookies later tonight, I'll send you pictures of them

how is the lowered cypro going??

>>8162943
Compared to tumblr, Susan's or reddit, /mtfg/ is a beacon of sanity and reason...

>>8162911
my bipolar got way, way better on HRT

>>8162931
im not really sure where'd id go anyway

>>8162921
I remember the transgender subreddits were pretty good ~4 years ago but now it's filled with so much hons it's literally susans 2.0

So yeah /lgbt/ is now pretty much the only place I discuss trans issues.

>>8162943
to be fair you earn some of the hostility you get

>>8162953
/pol/trans are worse than tumblrtrans imo
tumblrtrans might group you in with NBs and trenders, but at least they don't actively try to argue trantrans are men

>>8162954
the fuck

>>8162942
never again

>>8162951
oh cool :)

im worse than yesterday i think but better than the day before that, kinda in the middle

>>8162961
i still have your feet pics tho

i need more

>>8162922
usually it's 3-5 day phases of depression or mania now. sometimes I switch fast into hypomania if something exiciting happens like I meet up with people I like. so idk how much faster do the cycles get?

>>8162966
post em I wanna have a fap

>>8162977
sluges feet are mine and only mine.

>>8162959
>>8162974
most mental disorders usually get better on hrt to my knowledge

>>8162909
whatever banana :p

so my sin is changing my name? lol

sorry for making you suffer in silence.

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>>8162932
But I'm a crazy bitch u don't want in on this

>>8162986
omg cute

>>8162988
but my feminine benis feels good inside the vagoo

>>8162923
:p

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o, helloh

>>8162962
I got cinnamon and chocolate to put into them and plenty of supplies to bake quite a bit of things, gotta figure out how to make a glaze too, that would be nice

keep sticking with it, hopefully it will get back to where it was yesterday! :D

>>8162983
uh
i'm pretty sure that's proven false? i mean women have higher rates of histrionic and aggravated bipolar and whatnot
idk where you heard that
the babytrans i know are more than coincidentally some of the most miserable people i know

>>8162994
is that your cat?

>>8162943
>nope!
>it's filled with overly hostile anon shitposters and a good few self-hating /pol/trans
I mean, its not great, but compared to reddit/tumnlr/Susan place, I'd say MTFG is the best trans site on earth.

>>8162983
ptsd too?

god i wish i transitioned now im just spartan 2.0

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>>8162992
S-stop making me think about this

>>8162985
You know, most people refer to forcing yourself upon someone as rape

>>8162994
>>8162989
>>8162986
kek
you should get some pets, i bet having a cat would b fun 4 u

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>tfw had a mental breakdown and spend the past hour begging my boyfriend to admit I'm a man and leave me
I'm honestly such a bad girlfriend

>>8162983
>>8163000

it depends on the mental disorder tbqh
depressive episodes will get better after like 14-16 months of HRT, and bipolar has been shown (when combined with good bipolar meds) to help improve those symptoms
but ymmv regardless and things like borderline etc are made a lot worse on mones because they're more related to hormone fluctuations and can't be treated with mood stabilizers.

>>8163021

lowkey i wanted a dog but now i'm thinking maybe a kitter