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>tiny chat:
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Old: >>8127654
Reminder: if you don't bully your top. You aren't a powerbottom.
>>8155933
In the last thread, the subject of hot camwhores/bodybuilders etc. with uggo SO/husbands came up but no one posted any pictures of the uggo person in question. Can I get some picture evidence of this repeating phenomenon?
>>8155567
Damn. That waist to as ratio.
Incredible.
>>8156358
People said Samurbi's husband/bf was uggo, but I don't find him ugly at all. Pretty kawaii.
>>8156988
That's the one that got posted that started the conversation. He's ugly to me but I'm in the compatibility and personality camp. Being a good person is not being hideous is infinitely better than being good looking but hideous on the inside.
>>8156655
>hasn't heard of Photoshop
wew lad
>>8156988
He's not ugly, but he's not a catch either. Just being honest.
>>8157495
Too hairless, I'll pass
>>8157569
smooth butts are good too
>>8157603
nawh i ain't having that shit
>>8157618
Smooth butts need love too
>>8157632
That ass looks like it's go diabetes. All purple and veined. Sorry but that's disgusting.
>>8157632
>>8157603
agreed, that guy just has a crack and no ass tho lmao
>>8157694
Til I have diabetes? Wtf is this
anyone else get irritated ass? ever since i started squatting my ass around my butthole gets irritated i guess from the cheeks rubbing against each other and not being able to breathe.
>>8157994
it the crack is hairy it's usually the follicles being pulled alot around your hole
>>8158024
that and sweat makes hair stick and abrade the skin like steel wool.
try powdering your crack before working out
>>8158024
>>8158049
>>8157994
This thing works wonders. Roll it on anywhere there is friction on your skin and it glides without friction happening.
>>8155933
i luvvv latino/mulato ass
>>8157994
Never have that happened.
How do I have a powerful bottom?
>>8158106
he's dutch you mong
warning DRUNkpost
i want a boyfriend but i dont feel like i deserve one and i dont want to start out with a relationship as my goal.
I also can't stay interested in the boys who do like me and would gladly be my bf. I don't have to be lonely, but I am because I'm scared of something.
im a literal sperg but you would never find out, i pass off my quirks as social anxiety (which i do have) and people generally like me. im apparently very cute and i lift daily. i could have pretty much any man i wanted but i just dont want any of the men i meet.
I don't understand why i can't settle with the perfectly cute boy who lives right around the corner. i want to like him. i do. he's friendly and short. but i just dont want to be boyfriends with him.
i also dont really understand what boyfriend even means to me. maybe i want a best friend instead. or maybe i do want a boyfriend to kiss and hold hands with. i dont really need sex i guess but i never had a best friend and maybe that is what im missing.
i feel like i live in a bubble and nobody ever comes into it. i keep everyone at arms length and i dont know why. i love hanging out with people but if they come into my bubble i FREAK. and then i feel so alone late at night when im drinking my vodka and crying :(
what should i do mascgen? i just feel empty and alone.
>>8158829
you just described my life.
i want a bf but i feel like i don't deserve any of the guys who want to be with me.
there's one i really like.
i had to friendzone him because of the fear of actually telling him that i was interested in him. then starting a relation and losing him.
i prefer to have him in my life than not having him.
i don't know what i want.
he's basically my best friend now.
i get kinda Jelly when he fucks someone. so i hit on guys when he's next to me.
>>8158879
if you want to bw with him you should tell him
its different than me i just feel incapable of love. you have feelings and i dont. you should be together. KISS HIM IDIOT
but dont just...lay it out. be crafty. start dating him but dont phrase it like that. take him to dinner and then u FUCK HIS BRAINS OUT and boom you have a. Boyfriend
>>8158917
it's not as simple as that.
I feel like i he should be with someone who's better than me.
im such a fuck up.
he's independent and studying to be a nurse.
i don't have jack shit.
i lost my job 2 weeks ago.
i feel like i will just drag him down.
the guy is so nice to me.
he took me out to eat once. he wants to take me out again next friday.
>>8158072
might try this around my balls.
since my thighs have gotten bigger ther is less room for them to hang
i tried diaper rash cream but that shit gets everywhere and is impossible to clean
>>8158985
dont let your stupid feelings get in the way. so what if you dont have a job. you can find a job. joblessness is not a character flaw. if he's studying he isnt employed either. so you're both fuckups?
this is socratic so dont bother fighting it. you're stuck in a pattern of thought that relies on incorrect assumptions and any challenge to those assumptions is gonna kill the pattern.
go ahead and try to list out all the reasons you dont deserve him and look at them critically and ask yourself if they are a real reason to avoid a relationship.
i can say bc im drunk that there is no reason and you should stop being a pussy and kiss him on the MOUTH
>>8156988
Ew. He's ugly, sorry.
>>8156988
that's not his bf or husband
>me & samurbi
>yes we're a couple
why don't younger gay men enjoy going /out/? I just want a bf close to my age who will hike with me and go on bike rides and shit.
>>8159685
Is that actually you on the left?
>>8159708
why not find someone your own age?
>>8159708
They do as far was I know. I went missing with my be and his dog just last week.
>>8158829
>>8158917
>>8159168
I'm not the anon you were talking to but I just want to say you're cool, anon. And...
> this is socratic so dont bother fighting it. you're stuck in a pattern of thought that relies on incorrect assumptions and any challenge to those assumptions is gonna kill the pattern.
This is really good advice. Thanks.
Power bottom at my gym.
Just gotta get thicc enough as he only dates bigger guys then him ;_;
>>8159901
>bulge shot
>bottom
Pick one.
what ever happened to that effeminate couple that looked sort of masc, sp & jupp? anyone remember them?
>>8160074
They got divorced. Sp took the dog.
>>8159725
Hahaha you believe that shit?
>>8160074
Who says we don't post on here anymore?
>>8160133
Go fuck yourself
>>8160209
It's going to happen sp. Jupps going to come back drunk after a bad day of work and hit you because he's an insecure roidy manlet.
That's when you take your dog and run.
>>8160241
>jupp's body
>roids
Pick one.
>>8160057
>Bottoms aren't allowed to have penises.
>>8160074
>to that effeminate couple
You're funnies.
>>8160241
>Tfw no insecure roidy manlet bf
>>8160321
This he's a fatty now
>>8160352
Oi chubby bears are best bears
They're soft and cuddly
>>8155933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyv4bPwUJws
>>8159869
can't tell if you are sarcastic, it looks a little cringy now that i'm not drunk anymore, but i stick to the philosophy that if it helps you, it's good advice, even if it was really shitty in most cases. everyone is a little different.
i was stuck for a long time thinking that i didnt deserve happiness because i hadnt done anything to earn it, but then i realized how arbtrary "earning it" was. What if I set the condition of earning happiness to "showers at least once a week and gets monthly haircuts"? that's literally no different from "has a well paying job and lots of friends" or "volunteers at a soup kitchen and believes in god." and what's worse is now those two conditions can result in NO happiness because maybe they're too busy to get monthly haircuts and we've already determined that's the key to happiness. So you and i might think they're earning happiness but really they're still fucked up and lonely inside.
the arbitrary condition for being happy is to accept happiness however it arrives. if you don't open the curtains and let the light in, it's going to be dark inside. Never get caught in the trap of thinking that you aren't allowed to touch the curtains, or that it's somehow a bad thing for the world, or that you don't deserve light. (it's an unalienable right, pursuit of happiness, declaration of independence says you have the right to let yourself be happy, so you can't argue with TJ).
>>8160590
i also think that it's reactionary to feel bad. your mind thinks "hey the universe is fair and just. if i am sad, it will try to correct it and cheer me up." as if you saying "i dont deserve love" is what you have to do to make the heavens part and love descend. or maybe that you would deserve love if you didnt have any, because when people are passing out love, they'd see you have none and give some to you.
like sitting in a dark room and thinking "well maybe the light will WANT to come in here now that it's nice and dark."
>>8160395
too feminine get out of mascgen
>>8160395
That was shit. Like a mighty boosh number, but with less musical talent and comedy.
>>8160689
I wish these feminine niggers would fuck off out of here.
anyone here suffer from "the gay voice"?
i feel like my voice is very obvious.
>that obvious photoshop
why do people do this?
>>8160901
Because the average person falls for the bait. You'd be surprised at how many photos online are photoshopped.
>>8160971
but when you meet up it is going to be obvious and a major let down.
that's why i avoid myspace angles
>>8160901
Doesn't look that crazy to me. I mean pic related is unshooped.
Probably for attention.
>>8160838
There are exorcises to help, but this doesn't fix the feminine mannerisms you might have. That requires more extensive effort. Speaking through your nose and mouth instead of your diaphragm is what usually causes men to have nasally girly voices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKuRKGpf478
>>8160982
I think if it's a shop or a catfish, the they've got no intention of meeting up.
>>8160986
>Pic related
Fug
>>8160990
For the most part most fake photo profiles are just for attention with no intent to meeting anyone.
Feminine guys are welcome to stay. As long as they like masc men. Literally everyone here is femmy on the inside at the very least a repressed tranny. Especially that guy that spams his taste tier in men 24 hours a day and tries to dictate the thread.
>>8160996
>Literally everyone here is femmy on the inside at the very least a repressed tranny.
Speak for yourself, Gaylord.
I'm not femmy on the inside or the outside.
This is MascGen.
Go ruin some tranny thread with your negativity.
don't respond to shitposters
>>8161012
>everyone is femmy on the inside
Only feminine thing I am guilty of is watching Willam's Beatdown and watching disney
>>8161012
There is nobody who is masculine in any way in this threas whatsoever. When the most masc guy heres a tranny you know something is wrong with this general. This isnt negativity you are all disgraces to masculinity.
>cute /fit/izens
>>8158829
It's at least partially the drunkness but you sound really fucking annoying.
>im apparently very cute
>i could have pretty much any man i wanted
You're inconsistent between being arrogant (since I doubt you're part of the what, 5%?) and humble-bragging. You say you want a boyfriend but every opportunity that comes along you dismiss them; you say you keep everyone at arm's length but you're complaining about being in a bubble when you're willingly doing that? You probably don't really want a boyfriend or else you wouldn't reject everyone that likes you (since everyone's falling all over you apparently), and you'd be emotionally available enough for it not to mention actually put in the effort to find one in the first place. Really feels like you're just whining, honestly.
>>8160996
>at the very least a repressed tranny
That's just you. Regardless of how much you wish it wasn't true.
>>8161092
yes that's what i was complaining about, very astute of you. im glad that you were able to restate everything in my post right next to each other, exactly the way i did it, in words that you can understand.
saying "im cute and boys like me but i dont like them back" on 4chan is neither humble nor bragging. try again.
>>8159685
>tfw samurbi and sp leave their husbands and marry each other
>>8161092
Just trying to make sense of your incoherent, baseless rambling, sweetie; the only reason you're even bitching is that your own thoughts are so trite and inane, even you yourself can't make sense of them. From what I was able to discern from your seizure of a post, you're basically just saying this:
>Weeeh the local people who are interested in me aren't good enough
>Weeeh I can't be bothered to put in an effort and find someone who does meet my standards
So what the fuck do you really expect people to say about that? ''Oh we feel so sorry for you''? Seems to me like the only course of action is obvious, you attention-whoring cunt. You're using the same logic as the skellies who regular this thread that cry about being skinny while they don't even exercise at all.
fuck, linked incorrectly, >>8161206 meant in reply to >>8161133
A-am I bara enough guys?
>>8161230
You really have to ask?
>>8161230
gyno
>>8161230
Sure brahs
>>8161250
It's not that bad of gyno though.
>>8161259
piggy
>>8161230
can't say for sure, maybe post unclothed butt
>>8161261
>>8161264
>>8161305
so kawaii
>>8161230
post butt
>>8161250
that's not gyno :(
I really have to get back to lift though...I'm a blob
>>8161349
Bum. Now.
>>8161361
naaah I'll post dick
>>8161369
Post bum you naughty piggu. Nobody cares about your happy stick.
>>8161244
No he doesn't, but he likes attention.
>>8161206
ooh this one wasn't so good, your reading comprehension needs work. a quick tip: if you're having trouble understanding big clumps of words, insulting the words doesn't really help you.
i never said that someone else wasn't good enough, only that i don't like them. the specific emotion expressed is called "malaise" and represents a lack of purpose. ex. having money but not wanting anything that you might spend it on.
because you seem to still have a lot of trouble, let me help you out: my main struggle is that i lack the desire for a boyfriend but am lonely. this relates in stream-of-drunk-consciousness style to ask why im lonely, and answer the question with "because i push people away," and when searching for the cause of THAT, i find nothing but blank, suffocating, emotionless emptiness.
i want and could easily have a boyfriend, but i dont want anyone i know to be my boyfriend, and i am gradually beginning to suspect that i never will. is it ruthless pride? is it stiff emotional unavailability? is it an inner pain?
but thats okay keep assuming that i'm just lying for attention and that it's something that would be super easy to fix if only i was able to look in the mirror and admit that i just dont work hard enough to get what i want (whatever THAT is).
>>8161501
>i find nothing but blank, suffocating, emotionless emptiness
someone play this man the world's smallest violin
>>8161501
Lmao I'm not even saying that you're lying, I'm saying that you're retarded for expecting anyone on a Faroese Mahjong forum to be able to help you or even care about a problem which even you yourself don't fully understand. Bitch, get a therapist. The thread topic reads ''mascgen'', not ''MUH DESPAIR whining & therapy thread''. Go to /adv/.
>>8161602
oh im sorry i forgot that "weeeh i cant be bothered to put in effort to find someone who meets my standards" is code for "get a therapist." my mistake, if only i was as smart as you i could have avoided this whole situation that made me look stupid :)
>>8161631
The fact that I misunderstood your drunken ramblings doesn't change the fact that it should be very obvious that some faggots in 4chins can't help you with your SOUL BEING RIPPED APART BY GLOOM AND EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR or whatever ''deep'' emotional issues you have. You very clearly are aware of this, and just ignore it for the sake of whoring attention. For all that pseudo-intellectual masturbation you're doing over there, it hasn't really helped you with your issues very, much has it? :(
>>8161602
>>8161631
>>8161704
>>8161501
>>8161206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJqWPnlEp-Y
>>8155933
for fems only
>>8161867
nigga u hot. I'm the attention whore above though, not fem :(
How's that instagram account coming along mascgen?
Dating anon reporting in. Looking for pic related maybe. 8145899
>>8161924
>being an instagram whore
nope.
>>8161926
Didn't do that right, did I? >>8145899
>>8161938
Do you want to go >>>/out/ with me anon?
>>8161931
>not being a whore
>>8161913
That's that retard with the crossed eyes from gaygen
>>8161305
Why is she/he washing a piglet in a bidet?
>>8161867
Cok/flum pls go. You're not masc.
>tfw never followed gaygen so don't know the tripfags
I just come here for the bara dudes
are we being raided by the lesser gens?
>>8162292
No, I've always lurked /mascgen/ exclusively, and now I want to see if there's any burly guys who want to be my man.
>>8162108
I think it has to do with his attitude. He's full of himself and thinks he's hot when he's just fat and has a lazy eye or cross-eyed or something. Plus, most of the shit he says is retarded and unoriginal.
>2008
>Life weights to get girls
>Be ottermode
>Get Gf
>Be mildly bisexual, only consider topping
>Get dumped
>Get bigger and stronger
>Learn more towards men, prefer traps
>Become even more muscular
>Would consider sucking dick
>2017
>Jerk off to more gay porn than straight porn lately
It's been a wild ride. I wonder if this is the same path most muscle bottoms go through.
>>8162709
It's the path every gay man goes through. You're gay.
>>8162723
>It's the path every gay man goes through.
No, I didn't start off as bisexual. I've never thought traps were hot either.
I know you're trolling but I'm posting for the original dude.
>>8162723
I don't think I'll never become full on gay. In your mind, if someone made out with another man once and continue to have sex with women is forever gay? Like he's tainted? Don't get me wrong, I'd love to get it on with another dude but I always end up yearning for women at the end of the day.
>>8162797
Pick a side mate save us the trouble of dealing with your mistakes and aftermath of your fucked up indecisiveness.
>>8162833
My mistakes are mine just as your insecurities are your own. Why should I be forced to pick a side and feed into the idea that homosexuality is the only alternative to Heterosexuality.
>tfw new bf said hes interested in the idea of me powerbottoming
Yesssssss!
Only problem is I have no idea how to do it.
Any tips?
>>8160993
implants?
>>8162847
Transition into a lesbian trans already because you're not a man.
>>8162488
He also got fatter since last time I had the displeasure of seeing him. His ass hasn't benefitted from it though.
>>8162848
Your life consists of 4chan posting. No one cares what you think of when you hear anything because you're worthless and really should kill yourself.
>>8162964
Sounds like you're having relationship issues Jupp. Need a shoulder to cry on queen?
>>8162848
Those are fun videos, but some guys are quite homosexual, prefer manly men (and I hope sometimes feminine guys), and are themselves masculine in their carriage, presence and personality. When I hear a guy say he's masc, I want to disappear in his wide arms and be his sweetheart.
>>8162952
>tfw you're the one
>>8163041
I don't think he does, but I do: that sounds nice, anon.
is this tranny repression general?
I'm torn. Apparently facial hair means the end of male puberty. I want facial hair, but I also want to be taller...
Stupid slow late puberty. I want a sexy beard dammit!
>>8163291
More like tranny invasion. Like you.
>>8163335
I'm not
>>8163323
don't respond to them.
just stop post for a while and eventually they'll get bored and go away again.
>>8163460
ive been here since thread one lad.
Im going to officially transition soon.
>>8163467
Why do you come here instead of mtf threads? Why are you transitioning soon after so much repression?
So bored.
What is mascgen doing on this Sunday night?
>>8163663
I am trying to find the name of two separate songs.
One goes: "she's a lipstick" something, and the singers have English(?) accents, sounds a bit like the Temples...
The other one I remember more of: "I wanna be dumb like everyone else," something about Tuscon, "sitting on my ass," something about reruns...
>>8163663
Played magic and drank with the dudes. Then had a drunken grocery excursion followed by drunken quesadillas and videogames. Just got home to crash.
>>8159901
100% jelly.
>>8163663
Speed reading a book I have to write an executive summary for and be able to discuss in-class tomorrow even though I've had the assignment and the book since week 3 of the semester.
Procrastination's one hell of a drug.
>>8164048
Sounds like shitloads of fun. I wish I could be involved in something like that, but I've spent way too long concealing my power level to feel comfortable unleashing it. Now I have no good friends and do everything on my own, and all my strongest friendships are with people I've never met. :(
I know, I know, put yourself out there, I know where to go and what to do already. I just don't feel comfortable doing it just yet. And I don't want to start off as a flakey inconsistent bastard, I want to be a stronger and more confident presence who can actually act like he gives two shits.
Why does mascgen go so fast on weekends? I'm too busy to keep up
>>8159901
His head looks tiny
>>8165260
because we're lonely and wish we were masc enough to go out and do things on weekends instead of stay home pretending to be manly and not agp at all on the internet.
>>8165260
I was wondering the same thing. I shoot post from work all week while it's dead, but I'm usually busy on weekends, and it seemed to blow up.
>>8163663
I went out on Saturday night, and I'm going again tonight (Monday). I had three ciders (568ml each, and 2.0 units each). In the past, it was nothing, but this time it was enough to keep me going the whole night - I only had those at pre-drinks. We were playing 'Most Likely', and everyone pointed at me for 'Most likely to cope well in prison' because apparently I'm the most "straight-passing of the group," toplel. Fortunately, I didn't win the 'Most likely to go to prison', haha.
There was this really cute dude there on Saturday night who was glancing at on-and-off for about three hours. He was this small, bearded dude, and I just wanted to hug him so bad, but I imagine he would've found that weird, so kept dancing. He never plucked up the courage to approach me but kept dancing near to me and got his friends to dance close to me to try and get my attention too, haha. Tonight is more student-orientated, so I'm looking forward to it. Prior to Saturday, I hadn't been out since September/October!
>>8165260
normal people get weekends off from work. therefore most people in mascgen are normal
How far would you go to ruin a relationship? Would you make a fake profile to break a couple up?
>>8165537
Masculine men don't do shit like that. Only vindictive backstabbing fems do that kind of bullshit.
>>8165537
Why would you ruin a relationship?
>>8165669
Im not saying I would, but there were quite a few guys who have tried breaking up mine. They failed if course.
>>8165515
Normal people go outside and step away from their computer on weekends
>>8166029
In 2003. Ever heard of smartphones? Only time people are away from computers during weekends nowadays are late at night.
>>8161230
your right arm looks weird
>>8166299
Jealousy? idk
I want this in a relationship.
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/versatile-9646060
>you will never have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjgjvGKfodk
>>8167065
I want this in a relationship
https://xhamster.com/movies/5871522/sean_duran_gogo_gangbang_gay_sex.html?pb=
>>8167374
cute couple
A year or two ago, I found a cute neighbor on grindr. He was adorable. Like a twink, but without any of those weird twinky behaviors. Mildly athletic, like a soccer boy, and very smart. So fucking cute. We go out for dinner and talk, and we get along nicely. We had to walk to the place since I didn't have my car, and we had a great time.
Later that night, I get on grindr and thank him for the nice dinner (wasn't a planned thing or a real date) and he says he wants me to come over and cuddle. He was so shy and a little spergy and I was just so into him. So I walk out and he's waiting there, and I, being the stupid idiot that I am, don't want to hold hands. But when we got to his little duplex, I held his hand all the way upstairs. I loved it. We cuddled and then at some point we took our clothes off and made out like fiends. It was a blur. He had a tight body and felt really good against my own. We kissed and cuddled and stayed like that for hours, and then suddenly he came. Without ever touching. It was incredible. I had his cum on my tummy and I loved it. His roommates came home so he ushered me out....
...and when I wake up the next morning, he's gone. Blocked me. I nearly cried. It wasn't just sexual - I was legit starting to catch feelings. He was cute inside and out, smart, maybe not funny because he was a little spergy but that was just fine by me.
Maybe he didn't like me. Maybe he was embarrassed at how awkward he was. Maybe he caught feelings too and tried to cut me off before it got too far. Maybe he didn't like my personality but thought I had a hot body (i kinda did, kinda didn't. 6/10. I'm a 7.5 right now and hopefully pushing that number upwards). Maybe he had a bf. Maybe he felt guilty about "hooking up" on the first date. Maybe maybe maybe. I'll never know. But I think about him a lot.
If I ever get a chance to see him again, I would take it in a fucking heartbeat. I hate that I'll never even know his last name or what he's doing or where.
>>8168801
That's rough. But it happens.
tfw no big strong hairy powerbottom to bully me
>>8168942
yeah i've mostly moved on but i'm pretty selective about who I date. if i find someone who i want to be my bf, it's a huge deal to me. To be rejected from there...it really stings.
I wish there was some way I could contact him, but he's probably back at college now so I can't just go knock on his door. And it would be inappropriate anyway. He made his feelings clear by blocking me. He won't be interested just because I am.
It's not that I'm broken up or ruined or anything, more that I haven't met ANYBODY local who I think that way about. Sucks.
>>8169308
Maybe it's time to expand the net to include non local guys.
>tired
>want to sleep
>can't because i haven't hit my calorie target for the day
fuuuck bulking
>>8169964
Eggnog before bed. Trust me.
>>8169987
i hate eggnog and nowhere sells it this time of year
>>8169867
Anyone further than 20 minutes away is a pain to date. I've tried. The closer he is, the easier the relationship is to maintain around work, school, etc.
I need lots of physical intimacy. A guy living in the heart of the city while I'm out in a distant suburb really isn't going to be that fulfilling for me.
>>8169995
Who can hate eggnog?
>>8170128
>>8161230
Fat and ugly
Disgisting
>>8170164
>>8168801
could be any number of reasons anon, maybe that room mate was his bf? maybe he wasnt out and didnt want to risk it? either way hes just one guy and im sure youll find someone else more permanent
>>8161501
Wow you are basically me but I'm less of a crying qeen
first time posting here but i have noone else to share this with
a really cute bara dude asked me out for a drink yesterday, im meeting him in a few hours. i dont even know if hes that into me, we havent talked about anything sexual yet, just meeting to get to know each other. fuck hes really cute though, kinda looks like that tfwnobarabf guy that gets posted.
wish me luck pls
>>8171357
Good luck, anon
>>8170065
If more than twenty minutes away is a deal breaker, you might be too clingy.
I'm in an amazing relationship with a guy almost two hours away.
>>8155962
Bullshit.
You just don't have to be subservient to your top, and be insatiable and demanding as a bottom.
Strong men don't need to bully anyone. Only the weakminded bully.
>>8156988
I think he's hot. Just not as hot as Samurbi
>>8171537
>Only the weakminded bully.
I'd argue or has now to do with insecurity than "weak mindedness"
Also, it's a fetish, just because someone gets off on bullying or being bullied doesn't mean they like it outside of the bedroom.
>>8165669
Because of that tattoo, the point of his elbow looks like a massive boil.
>>8171865
it is a boil
>>8171865
>Paying attention to his elbow
What are you straight?
>>8171884
Pretty much.
>>8168801
>I'll never know.
Jesus Christ.
You know where he lives.
Just go to his door and knock and ask him.
Tell him you can't stop thinking about him.
It is romantic.
When you find someone like that you don't just give up because of some electronic glitch or bump in the road.
He's either afraid of his feelings or he has a bf.
Either way, you deserve to know.
>>8171894
Ah well, here you go then.
>>8171921
>It is romantic
Or crappy depending on whether the feelings are mutual.
>>8171929
>crappy
Creepy
>>8171924
I prefer high test woman, but the big tits are appreciated anon, thanks.
>>8155933
>tfw really don't want to go to work today
>>8172023
Do you mean thicc or just fat?
>>8172085
Both are good. BBWs are hot. More cushin' for the pushin'.
>tfw new bf calls me 'thicc'
This is the first ever time I havent been called a twink by a guy i like :3
looks like the gym is paying off!
>>8171865
star puss
>>8170945
You don't have to be a crying queen to talk about how you feel. Grow up. People like you are why the male suicide rate is so high.
>>8171528
How the hell do you make it work? I tried dating an amazing dude who was only one hour away and it felt like we were barely ever together. If I wanted to spend any time with him, I'd have to carve out an extra two hours from my schedule. Just to fucking sit in my car and do nothing for TWO HOURS. and God forbid something happened that kept me from leaving when I wanted to. Now we have that much less time together, but the travel time is the same.
I'm not a pissy crybaby and I'm no stranger to long drives, but making a long ass drive, all alone, multiple times a week, did not do wonders for my mood, my health, or my wallet.
I don't consider myself clingy. I don't need to see him every day. But I do draw a line at how often we meet, and "once a month" is *solidly* on the wrong side of that line. It's not even at 20 minutes that's my dealbreaker, it's 45+.
No fucking clue how you could consider yourself in a strong relationship if you live 2 hours apart. That is either a weak asf relationship or too strong to even be measured (the commitment is unreal) and you should just move in together already.
>>8171921
I don't know if he even lives there right now. It's been 9 months and he goes to college somewhere I don't remember. I could try in the summer, but I'm not sure what to do if I get a roommate, parent, or bf.
>>8172831
>How the hell do you make it work?
He drives or every weekend and spend all weekend together + missing each other a lot on week days.
I'd drive out to his place but he's not out to his family yet.
It could be better, but we make it work. If you like reach other enough, you make it work.
>>8173248
Well more power to you. It takes too much out of me to work. I have plenty of respect for you two for putting up with all those weekdays and weekends that you're stuck apart.
Maybe I'm just not cut out for romance? idk.
>>8172831
>You don't have to be a crying queen to talk about how you feel.
yeah you do faggot.
Just bottle it up, like a man.
If you bury them deep enough they're gone forever.
>>8172085
DELETE THIS
>>8155933
So how often do I have to squat to get this kind of ass and how often do I have to ride a dildo to become a power bottom?
>>8172831
suicide gets a bad rep but who even wants to get gross, weak, and old
What's wrong with me, /mascgen/?
>>8175045
You're not a muscular powerbottom
>>8175065
And I never will be, is love still a possibility?
>>8175065
>tfw muscular bottom
>tfw new bf says he is interested in the idea of me powerbottoming
Aaaaaaaaa
>>8172869
>I'm not sure what to do if I get a roommate, parent, or bf.
Ask if the guy is there.
If not, just make something up, or say you must have the wrong house.
Fuck man, live your life.
>>8176126
I have realized that twink ideas of what is muscular is fairly small and more skinny with lower body fat percentage than actually being muscular. You better be actually muscular and post pics to prove yourself otherwise you're just a slightly toned twink. Prove me wrong.
>>8176922
Normies have low standards.
Mascgen no
>>8179636
No what?
why did it say i was banned?
>>8180030
4chan's IP bans are wonky as fuck and I regularly get slapped with bans intended for completely different posters on completely different boards. It's kinda dumb
>>8179636
yes
Threads like this one full of guys with perfect bodies only make me depressed. I want a bf that's muscular like this.
>>8182561
Really? I feel really motivated to go to the gym when I see guys with great bodies.
>>8182665
Even knowing you'll never have one of them dating you? Don't get me wrong it also motivates me to go to the gym because I want a body like that, but I go to the gym depressed, see those hot guys there and end up even more depressed.
>>8182074
>>8177270
lies that's not you
>>8182673
It's all a mental state.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/gwendolyn-kansen/2015/01/8-things-that-happen-when-youre-slightly-overweight-but-have-a-beautiful-face/
>>8182074
and then they all had gangbang sex in the back yard
>tfw lost v card last night
It was fun
>>8183105
Never said it was. I was mostly just responding so the thread didn't die.
>>8182074
Fuck that looks like fun.
>Tfw no muscular gay bros growing up
>>8183518
>mascgen dying
You must be new here. Mascgen may be slow, but it will never die.
>>8183528
>pisces symbol on his butt
What a slutty faggot.
>>8177270
>>8183528
My dick is tingling, but they seem like sluts.
>>8183768
Because your weird autistic ass has bumped it daily for the past year. Ive literally never seen this much autism in one person.
>>8183788
>>8183799
Obsessive interests.
Youre obsessed with some dead general that was made as a response to shitposting in other generals. You can find hot men on /hm/...theres literally no point to this general you autistic fuck.
>>8183528
I wanna eat that ass
>tfw you only like the way you look with a chest pump.
>>8183772
>>8183782
A lot of guys are sluts, till they find a good guy to dick them down.
>>8184645
>tfw i need a good guy to dick me down
I seem very quiet and serious, but deep down Im a total slut. I always have to keep myself restrained to avoid freaking them out - I just want a guy who can accept my freakiness for what it is.
>>8184666
Mirin trips freak anon.
How freaky are we talking?
>tfw look like a gay porn star
>tfw hairy muscular and just the right amount of chub to go daddt mode
>tfw straight
>tfw all the gays in public blantantly stare at me whe i wear my work clothes of tight white shirt and work cargo and boots
>tfw manly haircut and beard
>tfw no girl mire
I kind of enjoy being a sex object for gays though ..maybe ill fuck one or something...
>>8184688
Maybe its not super freaky, but it definitely seems that way when its compared to my shy bookworm exterior.
I like:
>being choked
>being groped/felt up in public
>being tied up/verbally abused
>tying up my top/verbally abusing him
>getting my hair pulled
>listening to a guys heartbeat speed up while he fucks me (i have a stethoscope by my bed, guys always think im joking when they ask me what its for)
I dont know how freaky that is in the grand scheme of things. What do you think?
>>8184731
Pretty vanilla, but I like it.
Beats piss fetishism my miles.
>>8184704
just made my dick hard reading this
>>8184704
Straight men are wasted on women
>>8184704
Fuck a twink if you wanna.
If you're a big hairy dude, you might just be scaring girls. Try tinder.
>>8184704
>tossed into all the other "things that aren't real and never happened" posts
>>8185661
This.
Also:
> heterosexual
> /mascgen/
"k"
>>8183782
>they seem like sluts
any normal guy is or wants to be, its pretty much celebrated in society if a guy sleeps with a lot of women
>>8186151
It's different if you're taking it up the butt.
Tops can be promiscuous, but bottoms should be pure and chaste.
>>8186475
It's not about bottom or tops. It's about guys and how slutty they are.
>>8188866
Sauce, please.
>>8188876
The tall guy actually bottoms
http://www.myvidster.com/video/59109511/Johnny_And_The_Giant_GayPornMasterscom
>>8186475
blacks are gross, don't post them
>>8188888
I now remember why I mute porn on a regular basis. That was fucking stupid.
>>8189843
>racism
Please ask your mother before posting on the internet
>>8189843
I legit thought it was a white dude. Wasn't really looking at the back of his head.
>>8189867
Dialogue is almost always cringey. I like to hear a bottom moan though.
> the one time I want to hookupon grindr no one wants to hookup
>>8192641
Lol gotta plan on advance.
>>8161953
good god, that's gotta be chubby paradise. Not that I'm that kind of degenerate.
>>8163088
He's the one.
>>8192713
bum
>tfw verse
>tfw both dom top and power bottom
>>8193238
>tfw verse
>tfw both powerbottom and sub top
>>8193238
>>8193844
>tfw verse
>tfw dom top and sub bottom
The way it's suppose to be.
>>8194368
>not pounding ass and then getting yours pounding right after
Anon..
>>8193238
>tfw musclecub
>tfw I turn dom tops into sub bottoms for breakfast
>>8194403
>musclecub
Pics?
If I had a dollar for every guy who said "I don't normally do this" or "I've never bottomed before" or "Fuck you're so hot, just take me", I'd have like $15.
>>8169274
Why do so many anons across board want to be bullied? tf? Is this some sort of covert tenant of marxist/jewish/globalist propaganda to acclimate the population to an inbalance of power?
>>8170128
You know what would be a great drinkable? Eggs! - Satan
>>8194725
drinking raw eggs drains you of biotin
>>8172264
Well? Post your body.
>>8194719
It's just entry level bdsm.
>>8182673
>Even knowing you'll never have one of them dating you?
I'm so glad I'm not ugly. It seems like such suffering. but then again, I'm not a pussy so I would probably just adjust my expectations and get that comfy 6/10 who I connect with emotionally.
>>8194806
If you get fit, you can get a good bf, even if you're an uggo. I'm a butterface and managed to land a qt doctor bf.
>>8183805
Bro, please C O P E
>>8188888
but who is he?
>people make claims on mascgen
>they don't post pics
>>8195683
Mascgens legit cancer.
They brand this place as if its some active general when its one guy spammjng /hm/ reposts and bitching about everyone and everything.
Legit he needs therapy
>>8195872
>mascgen is cancer
>forgets the 8 or so tranny generals
Really makes you think
>>8195938
This general may as well be a repressed tranny general tbqh
>tfw you make arm gains easily but not calf and glute gains
>>8196146
Venny, stop being cute
rolling for NHL Playoffs edition
>>8196146
Fatceps and no hair
Go back to tranny general.
>>8196426
Post your pic if you're just hot shit
>>8196465
Im hotter than you. You are a 2/10.
>>8196394
let's go rangers!
>>8196526
>rangers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm a masochist so I'm a Caps fan. They choke harder than me trying to suck dick for the first time so I understand them quite well
>>8196500
Okay Maki whatever you say.
>>8196574
Im not that tranny but ya need ta hit the gym pinhead
>>8195683
Lol I'm an ex trip fag.
But I agree more pics is better
>>8196146
What's your routine look like? Mine as more leg days.
>>8196394
Eh. Hockey is more to fun to watch live. You don't really get the same visceral reaction if you can't feel them hit the glass.
>>8196139
thats femgen no one even talks about trannies here except maki
>>8196770
that pic looks like an insect
>>8196770
Currently doing lasceks Texas method routine.
>>8196500
You're answering the wrong person. I'm fine with 2/10 though.
>>8196426
Working on adding more cardio to get rid of the fatceps. How's your gym progress going? Any pics?
>>8196246
No.
>>8196146
Looking fantastic dude, thanks for the inspiration. Keep up the good work.
>>8196394
Rolling for Rugby edition
>>8196426
You can clear see he has a beard and hair on his forearms. kys
masc4masc edition
>tfw bb verse sex where we both end up with cummies in our bummies
rolling for cute edition
>>8199047
Rolling for God Emperor edition
>>8199212
reroll
>>8199222
Bah gawd. Kek wills it.