Cis LesGen

KV Neet girl here
So I can't be loved/have any love
Or have a gf
Until I what?

I have to have a job, my own apartment, and a car?
I'm trying to understand what exactly I need here so I can prioritize

I go to therapy and take my meds, give me some credit...

ame
>tfw no gf with a huge bush, while you also have a huge bush, and you get on top of each other, and your bush gets tangled together when you makeout and frot

File: .......jpg (106KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 640x640px

First for STEM master race.

File: toolewd.webm (2MB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x960px

Is it okay to stare at cute girls in tight clothes at the gym?

>>8130134
Of course. That is why they wear tight clothes. They want people to stare and 'mire them.

>tattoos, piercings
I have neither, always thought it'd be kinda trashy looking. But I'm also curious about piercings, because I heard they make you very sensitive, say nipple piercings and such.
But then again it'd also hurt and I'm not very durable when it comes to pain.
>shave
Yeah, kinda always have, pretty much everywhere. I'm single so not very diligent about it lately but as soon as it gets itchy or annoying I shave it all off again. And I really like the feeling of being freshly shaven desu.

>>8130216
Idgi

>>8130254
?

>>8130062

I had an ex who preferred everything to be shaved so now I do it out of habit, I haven't had a landing strip or have tried to keep one groomed so it's bare all the way up.

I do not have piercings or tattoos and do not plan to get any for myself. Good tattoos and well cared for piercings are fine with me. I think only dirty piercings would be a dealbreaker for me, like if she didn't keep her snakebites clean or something.

I have nose and tongue piercings done. Tbh Only got the nose cause my gf thinks it's a huge turn on. Want to get a few tattoos, probably going to look at doing that within the next few months.
As for shaving, I shave legs and pits often but don't shave vagina because I can never do it right. Gf doesn't like hair though so I'm looking at getting a Brazilian for the first time soon.

>>8130256
??

>>8130315
Did you write retarded on purpose?

>>8130326
People who put spaces before periods or question marks deserve to be gassed.

>>8130326
What did ya meant ?

>What do you think about tattoos?
Whatever is fine with you and isn't trashy looking (if it is, hide it ffs)
>Do you have any?
Nah, but I want them.
>What do you think about piercings?
Most are alright, but not overdone.
>Have any?
No
>If you could get any hairstyle done, and have it work, what would it be?
One side shaven with a little bit of hair left. I like that aesthetic, but won't go for it.
>Do you shave around your vagina?
From time to time. I leave it be for the most time.
>Do you prefer her to be shaved?
Not really. I enjoy most vaginas, but bushy ones are kinda hot for me.
>And dare I say - armpits?
Shave and prefer shaven. Something little here and there isn't a problem, but growing bush with no intent to shave is a problem.

>>8130336
Sure but people who over-discuss the physic like a mindless plastic barby girl should be nuked.
I thought that was the main difference beetween us and the basic heterosexual trophy women; having a brain and not self-objectifying us like a product to sell.

File: cdb7b7b94aba.png (4KB, 532x270px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 532x270px

>>8130062
Any eastern european/slavic people here?
I have a question of the, oh so feared, swastika (Kolovrat, cross of Perun).

What is your opinion of having that as a tattoo?

>>8130380
But it's in human nature to look our best and be interested in our bodies.
Distancing ourselves from it would be foolish.
Let's just embrace it and still have meaningful conversations besides these ones.

>piercings and tattoos
Gross, trashy, and also ugly. Next.

>>8130398
Go more in detail please

>go down on gf
>she has a heart shape shaved on

Whats your excuse not to have a cute gf like me?

>>8130422
>heart shaped pubic hair
That sounds retarded as fuck.

File: oft.jpg (19KB, 471x312px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 471x312px

tfw ldr

>>8130425
Not as retarded as u

I thought it was cute

>>8130422
That's cute but I don't understand how anyone can be bothered to shave so fanciful.

>>8130466
They made it up.

>>8130422
pics or didn't happen

>>8130466
I mean it looked a bit derpy, but its the thought that counts. She said next time shed use a stencil

>>8130422
>having any pubic hair

>>8130425
If you want to look cutesy down there just get a heart tattoo.

File: 1485430596838.jpg (83KB, 512x384px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 512x384px

no tattoos, too scared
ears are pierced, but haven't worn earrings since middle school
I prefer shaved, but not a necessity
well groomed at the very least
I dislike excessive tattoos and piercings
>septum and naval specifically


rough night in the burgermines, had to fire the new grill guy for smoking in the bathroom
like fuck man, just ask
but noooo, had to sneak one in like nobody would notice or complain
three guesses as to who had to work in the kitchen

>>8130516
That's even worse. Why would you purposely want to look trashy and tacky?

>>8130511
As long as its not on the lips i dont really care

>>8130062

I'm a robot who will never get a qt gf so I generally have shit hygiene bc I stay at home like a NEET.

>>8130526
>will never get a qt gf
Why never?

>>8130533

Shit social skills, that and I'm a fatass.

>>8130537
stop being a fatass

I'm so tired of these ugly butches who always hung up on me. Where is my qt femme gf?

>>8130537
So you want to stay a retarded virgin fatass forever? Interesting.

>>8130545
SAME
Almost all my Tindr messages are from fugly butches and the cute femmes don't message me or not respond

>>8130543
>>8130548

Already working on it bb. Got an indoor stepper and some weights, and I'm on a diet. The real issue is the pure autismo that courses through my veins whenever I try to talk to normalfags. Can't fix that, now can ya.

>>8130545
>>8130554
Maybe you two need to stop being ugly, when I was using online dating I mostly had cute femmes messaging me.

Gf has been super horny lately and she licked me before I went to school. She did it too good so I skipped morning classes.
>perks of having a super frisky gf

>>8130558
Ok good, lifting is the best. You shoud check out /fit/ if you're serious about getting a nice body, their sticky is very useful.

As for the autismo, you're going to have to force yourself to get out of your comfort zone to know how to function. It's hard, it sucks, but it works.

>>8130559
Because you look like a man?

>>8130577
>look like a man
>all the cuties message me

No, it doesn't work like that you retard. You'd know about it if you were actually attractive.

>>8130584
>les thread
>attractive
Are you ok

tattoos
>lots. sleeves, breast, thighs, back
piercings
>14. 4 in each ear, lip, nose, nipples, belly, clit hood
hairstyles
>short, black. I run and work out so I need something that I can wash, dry and move on quickly
What do you think about tattoos? Do you have any?
>I have them and I like them on women, but it's not arequirement
What do you think about piercings? Have any?
>same as tattoos
If you could get any hairstyle done, and have it work, what would it be?
>like what I have
Do you shave around your vagina?
>trim to keep it short. don't shave since it gets too itchy when it starts growing back
Do you prefer her to be shaved?
>no preference. if she likes to shave, fine. if she likes to let it grow, also fine. only thing I don't like is stubble. I hate going down on stubble
armpits?
>yes, I have two. and they're shaved

>>8130598
>projecting

>>8130598
>male
>posting on lesgen
Have you planned your suicide already? What are you waiting for, sweetie?

>>8130609
Are you retarded or something?

>>8130620
Back to tranny gen, hon. You can freely discuss being ugly and retarded over there.

>>8130622
>sweetie
>hon
Your mom doesn't love you?

>>8130627
>triggered

>>8130628
It's ok, hon. Just don't be mad on other people. Especially if they are not a trans

>>8130638
>gets triggered over hon
>re-uses hon

Wew

File: image.jpg (636KB, 952x952px) Image search: [Google]

636KB, 952x952px

I wanna marry this girl, she's so fucking hot
>>8130559
Lmao
I'm decently attractive, when I've posted pictures in lesgen all of you were thirsting for me hard, and I know I'm attractive
It has nothing to do with being ugly it has to do with not enough lipstick lesbians in my area, and the ones that exist also being subs (like me)

I get plenty of messages from femmes...they're just not femmes I'm attracted to enough to date

>>8130642
Sunshine, calm down.

>>8130651
>triggered by hon and sweetie
>uses sunshine and hon as a comeback

Wewwww, you surely must have won your high school's debate tournament dude!

File: image.jpg (107KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

107KB, 1080x1080px

>>8130667
>>8130651
Can you two shut the fuck up?

>>8130667
>describes my every word like a retard

>>8130518
Is your Korean shaved?

>>8130649
>I'm decently attractive
>all of you were thirsting for me hard
>I know I'm attractive
>I get plenty of messages from femmes
>goes on lesgen to bitch about having only uglies messaging her

Please work harder on your roleplaying consistency

File: image.jpg (1MB, 962x962px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 962x962px

>>8130677
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Holyshit just stop
Both you dumbasses

>>8130675
Amputee? xD

>>8130675
>>8130682
>>8130649
Who the fuck is this ugly bitch that you keep spamming? Fuck off with that, at least spam someone that isn't gross.

File: 1488590520200.gif (723KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

723KB, 640x360px

>>8130679
wasn't before but is now
because I asked real nice
you wouldn't believe how nicely I asked

File: image.jpg (100KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 750x1334px

>>8130681
Ok

This thread is so fucking dumb sometimes. The other one is slow but less retards

Those messages are just from the past weekend btw

>>8130649
So, you are femme as fuck?

>>8130675
>>8130682
Go back to crying about ugly butches messaging you, uggo.

>>8130698
Uww, ugly butch scumbag offended?

>>8130695
What is that even supposed to prove? Why the desperation?

>>8130702
>projecting

>>8130696
No. I'm....normal? I wear minimal makeup, keep a mani/pedi, but dress casual. So just "femme" I guess >>8130687
She has vitiligo
I think she's absolutely gorgeous, but whatever

>>8130705
I see, you learned word projecting.

>>8130710
>I think she's absolutely gorgeous
you must be hideous as fuck to think that

>>8130727
Show us your girl then

File: maxresdefault.jpg (63KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 1280x720px

>clg

>>8130732
>posting your girlfriend on 4chan
your mental retardation is out of control

>>8130727
Pretty much.

>>8130649
>kissless virgins and men on 4chan told me I was cute so I know I'm attractive

KEK 8/8

Any Dutch/Belgian anons here?

>>8130797
Yep, I'm from this muslim and dirty hole who called Belgium. What do you need?

>>8130062
I have a tattoo, it's a tiny dove holding an olive branch in its beak with the dates for my younger sisters birth and passing. She loved symbolism and had a couple of tattoos herself, so it seemed fitting. It's on my lower ankle where it'll usually be hidden by socks or shoes so it only comes out when I'm in private settings with people I care about or when the weather is nice and I can walk free from heavy clothing.

In general I don't actually have an opinion about tattoos. If my sister had lived on I'd probably not have gotten one. I've never liked piercings just for the hell of it, I don't understand the appeal outside cultures where it's an established beauty marker.

Both me and my wife shave. She doesn't really have a paricular opinion towards being shaved, but I like the feeling of smooth curves, so she grooms herself for me.

>>8130837
Wondering where you all hang out cause I need more lesbian contact but concidering your Muslim comment Im going to guess Brussel.

>>8130837
>tfw ex muslim
>laughing at you Euros on daily basis

>>8130922
Muslims can't be "ex".

File: IMG_0126.jpg (379KB, 1413x1823px) Image search: [Google]

379KB, 1413x1823px

>>8130922
>>8130984
"Former Trump voter here"

>>8131004
Decapitating someone with the blunt side of a knife is fucking brutal.

>>8131010
Kek, goes to show you how massively retarded the dude who made this shit on paint is.

>>8131014
Someone is booty blasted

>>8131021
By what? What are you even talking about?

>>8130922
>tfw no Muslim gf

File: she-hulk.webm (2MB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x640px

>tfw no powerlifter gf

>>8130388
I just see mods running a circle.

File: 1409598963432.png (43KB, 237x330px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 237x330px

>>8131041
Weightlifting is the best.

>>8131029
>tfw black lesbian muslim qt surprise kisses you

>>8131046
>running a circle
around what?

>>8131064
>black
>she likes subhumans

>>8130682
Is she an amputee?

>>8131072
You still my joke bitch

>>8131004
Not my proudest crack up..

>>8131057
Tomoko is straight.

>>8130422
>have qt with Japanese name
>shave the matching Kanji into your pubes

How could a heart even compete?

>>8130518
>I dislike excessive tattoos and piercings
>septum and naval specifically

Funny, septum piercings are the only ones I like.

Project abs has reached the point where I'm seriously considering attention whoring.

File: 1484192425647.gif (2MB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x281px

tfw want a girl to bully and make me feel subhuman for having smaller tits than her, I want her to lesdom me into submitting to her as her sex slave

File: 1488368041619.png (36KB, 267x386px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 267x386px

>>8131347
I swear to God I'm the only dom here along with maybe 2 other women at most.

>>8131369
>tfw I have 2 gf's

File: 1489879319622.jpg (94KB, 1281x681px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1281x681px

>>8131369
That just means there are more subs for us to choose from, doesn't it?

>>8130062
>What do you think about tattoos? Do you have any?
tattoos can be kinda cool but can be easily overdone. i don't have any
>What do you think about piercings? Have any?
again, can be overdone. mom pierced mines when i was a kid but they have healed back up
>If you could get any hairstyle done, and have it work, what would it be?
probably short straight hair. i have given up with styling my hair since black hair is a fucking nightmare to take care
>Do you shave around your vagina?
once upon a moon
>Do you prefer her to be shaved? And dare I say - armpits?
doesnt matter to me; armpits would be nice though

File: 1489910377023.jpg (5KB, 170x204px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 170x204px

>>8131369
I'm a switch, mostly dom tbqh but I want to bullied and domme'd every now and then

>>8131345
Do eet

File: 141461982.jpg (121KB, 306x436px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 306x436px

>>8131401
Of course, I'm not complaining about this, it just always amuses/surprises me to see that there are always so many of them submissive sluts.

>>8131457
C-call me a slut

File: boobs.webm (884KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

884KB, 640x640px

What's it like to have a tittymonster girlfriend?

>>8131472
It's living a dream, that's what it is.

>>8131472
Horrible monster spotted

>>8131462
You're a fuckin slut

>>8131472
>What's it like to be a tittymonster girlfriend?
FTFY

>>8131539
I thought this was cis lesgen?

>>8131462
You're not in any position to give me orders, you filthy little whore.

>>8131462
Enjoy licking pussy, slut?

>>8131560
Cis girls can't wish to be tittymonsters?

>>8131593
Ignore retarded males.

>>8131539
>What's it like having a cleavage filled with crumps?
>What's it like having everything on your table fall down whenever you lean over it?
>What's it like pushing people away with your boobs in a crowd?

My favourite recent big boobie incident was me at the supermarket, leaning a bit forward to put my groceries down, and my boobs pushing the bag of the guy in front of me from his shoulders.

File: 1491422915408.jpg (88KB, 736x736px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 736x736px

>>8131345
Pls

>>8131530
Thank you, mistress
>>8131566
I'm sorry for being a stupid filthy whore, mistress
>>8131572
Yes, mistress

>>8131596
Please just answer the question.

>>8131627
Then why would girls wish that upon their girlfriends?

>>8131627
Did he think you were coming on to him?

>>8130388
I'd be into it, but I also think Hitler did nothing wrong and that he's only a bad guy because he lost and jews run the media.

>>8131665
>Then why would girls wish that upon their girlfriends?

Because boobies are soft and nice to both look at and touch.

>>8131671
I don't think so, mainly we were both surprised how I managed to do that.

File: the_real_her_ch04_01.png (852KB, 1399x2000px) Image search: [Google]

852KB, 1399x2000px

>>8131662

>>8131814
Literally kill yourself.

>>8131806
This manga is so good.

>>8131827
I resonate with Moe on a spiritual level

>>8131819
Nah, can conform >>8131814 is right and >>8131806 is 100% tranner material.

t. tranner

>>8131849
>trannies falseflagging 2d
Why am I not surprised?

>>8131849
>>8131859
>mentally ill dipshits crying "trannies" when people post 2D on 4chan

Why is this still happening

>>8131859
Just read the speech bubbles, dummy. It's pure tranner fantasy. The only thing it's missing is mentioning how she used to be a boy.

File: corgi.jpg (37KB, 300x221px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 300x221px

>>8131884
It's a yuri manga, you retarded cunt.

>>8131884
Did you even read it? It was funny and light-hearted.
t. biological female yurifag

>>8131899
Written by men for men

>>8131908
>written by men
Just letting you know this is where your bait became too obvious. Try again tomorrow.

>>8131908
Kek, why are males like you too dumb to even troll properly? Embarrassing.

>tfw no alt-right gf

>>8130561
>licked me
Why don't you just say that she ate you out. Licked me sounds odd. Sounds like she licked your face or some shit.

>>8132119
Not that anon but my girlfriend does say that she wants to "lick" me a lot, there is nothing weird about that. It's literally licking a pussy.

>>8132119
In german that's actually how you say it (Lecken). I always felt it sounded weird, but german is pretty shitty in general for dirty talk.

File: 14897627296430.jpg (32KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 225x350px

What do i do, if i have a cute roommate, but she brings over a guy friend to eat lunch with us.

>>8132156
Honestly I always thought the English "eating out" was the much weirder term. You are licking something after all, but not eating.

>>8132146
>"Oh, anony. I want to lick you."
Nah.
I don't know; just sounds odd to me. Doesn't sound as sexy as her saying that she wants to eat your pussy out rather than lick it.

>>8132163
Ask him if he likes watching lesbians.

>>8132178
Tripfags are tranners. Ignore it.

>>8132173
Why are you so autistic? It's a woman willing to eat/lick your pussy, who cares about the way she says it?

>>8132156
>but german is pretty shitty in general for dirty talk.

You can say that again. I tend to speak English during lewds, to avoid the awful German sex terms.

File: 14906336192930.jpg (50KB, 736x736px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 736x736px

>>8132178
I've never been with a girl, and i don't even know if she likes me. But i think this is making it harder for me and i don't know what to do.

>>8132182
I don't post on this board, what is a tranners?

>>8132192
I'm not German but I always thought it'd sound great for domme stuff

File: giphy (4).gif (1B, 486x500px)

1B, 486x500px

>>8132193
Murder is an option.

>>8132119
In my language eating someone out is kind of gross. It just doesn't suit it

File: 1488173094454.jpg (26KB, 550x550px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 550x550px

>tfw no clg khhv to clumsily try her best to eat you out and make you cum

>>8132243
>wanting someone who doesn't know what they're doing to go down on you
Why do you want bad sex? It's not worth it, it's awful.

>>8132182
I'm a tranner so why should I care?

>>8132193
It's a cute name for trans girls.

>>8132247
Because it's cute and I get to teach her how to do it right

>>8132171
yeah that's true.
Maybe I just prefer less direct dirty talk?
>>8132192
I think the worst is that german doesn't really have good word for vagina. At least that's how I feel.
>>8132202
Because of the german=nazi/millitary connection?

File: 14910876171750.jpg (93KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 640x640px

>>8132231
I wish, but i was kinda looking for serious advice.

>>8132252
I don't like trannies, why are you even here.

>>8132262
Is "Muschi" used commonly? I always thought it sounded uncharacteristically cute for German - more so than pussy.
Not as such the military connection, it's just a hard language.

>>8132266
>I wish, but i was kinda looking for serious advice.
Ok, let me try again. What do you want form this? Do you want to start a relationship with her? Or do you just want her to stop bringing the guy over?

File: TIDibb27.png (64KB, 300x468px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 300x468px

>>8132297
I'm attracted to her i think. I want her for myself but i also just hate the guy.

>>8132309
Is she straight?

>>8132326
She is Bi.

>>8132333

This just got more interesting. Can you ask her not to bring the dude over? Is that an option?

>>8132341
>This just got more interesting
male confirmed
Everyone knows that bisluts should be killed and don't deserve love

>>8132266
>I don't like trannies,
I don't like cis girls but I don't bitch about it.

>why are you even here.
Cute yuri.

File: 3a3.png (899KB, 680x697px) Image search: [Google]

899KB, 680x697px

>>8132333
>>8132341
>This just got more interesting.
Fucking leave.

>>8132341
I could but is that the right move? I don't know social situations very well.

>>8132352
But there is a thread for you already.

>>8132341
>Can you ask her not to bring the dude over?
>"H-Hey roomie can you not bring your friend over? B-Because of... R-Reasons, hehe"

Why are males so dumb? Stick to giving advice to other simple minded dudes, dear.

>>8132262
>I think the worst is that german doesn't really have good word for vagina.

What about "Vagina"?

>>8132269
>>8132202
"Muschi" is indeed used commonly. Among the most common words, I'd wager.
German sounds pretty harsh, yeah, but that kinda gets lost when you're with someone who's a native speaker.

>>8132353
You want me to leave, because the girl i like is bi?
I'm confused.

>>8132361
I didn't think it was a good idea, but what should i do?

>>8132368
>>8132269
>>8132202
Muschi sounds pretty cute I agree.
>tfw no German gf to lecken meine Muschi

>>8132361
>>8132348

Hey now, the only other options were: 1, pine after her and her friend like a creepy person. 2, try and seduce her. Both these options really kind of suck. Her roommate being Bi gives her a much better chance.

>>8132355
Its an option. If she's not into you it sucks having someone rub salt in your heartache. Talking it out with her is an option as well yeah? unless you think she'd reject you?

Any qt's with a voice similar to this fraulein?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYisjJrGAOg

>>8132355
>But there is a thread for you already.
I'm not taking orders from a cis girl. I'm posting wherever I want.

>>8132425

I bet you would be unhappy if cis people came into trans threads and websites and made it actually impossible for trans people to have spaces for their own purposes

>>8132393
We can deal with that issue once we've arrived on Lesbos 2.0.

>>8132470
I dare you.

>>8132473
What if I need someone to help me now though?

>>8132470
>trying to reason with a male
Anon pls. Might as well try to reason with a worm, though it might be more productive if you tried the latter, at least it wouldn't be brain damaged and pretending to be a girl online.

File: 1476148577635.jpg (36KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 650x650px

>>8132475
>>8132470
Hold on friends, let me add to this fire.

I'm trans but I thought I'd ask you all this because it makes sense to ask someone who's Cis and Lesbian. I thought I was mostly straight but then I met a women who I'm very attracted to. My issue is whenever I I think of how a relationship with her would be I keep thinking about it in a really hetronormitive way. Having lived most of my life misgendered I dont want to treat her the same way. Can I change my ideas of intimacy so that I dont treat her like a guy? Or is this kind of a moot point and I should just let this all go?

>>8132521
How would you treat her like a guy?

Before deciding that's a problem, make sue she isn't ok being treated that way.

It's fine for lesbians to have heteronormative roles in their relationships.

>>8132489
We'd have to discuss that with my wife first.

>>8132521
>>8132536
>literally trannies talking to each other about trans issues

>>8132493
>pretending to be a girl online.
How do you know I'm a tranner if you skipped me admitting it?

>>8132555
No lesbians would start a discussion with a tranny on how to pretend to be a lesbian, and no lesbians would tell a dude "how would you treat her like a guy?"

Your mental retardation is leaking hard, back to your gen now.

>>8132563
>back to your gen now.
Which one?

>>8132536
>How would you treat her like a guy?
I dont even know. I just get this weird feeling like whenever I'm thinking of what a life with her would look like it seems pretty straight. Or more specifically, it doesn't really look like the lives my lesbian friends have with each other. It bothers me because shes lesbian, not trans or queer or anything. I want to treat her in a way that makes her feel good about herself. I just dont want to put expectations like that on her or anyone.

>make sue she isn't ok being treated that way.
This would involve having a long and private conversation with her. So far all I've been able to do is make manic small talk with her after church.

What have you done? Ignore name fags. Ignore trip fags. Ignore obvious bait. That simple. Put on the filters of you must. I know you're better than this.

Anyway, my period apparently starts today but I'm not cramping. I'm terrified it'll sneak up on me in class. Are you regular or irregular?

>>8130797
N-no one else?

>>8132667
>tfw ywn get a period

>>8132671
Yoon, dat you?

>>8132521
Tbh most women like a lot about the typical female gender role - normal type not extreme 1940's stepford type - and if you're a 'woman' being chivalrous or whatever it would be even more attractive because it's rare.

>>8132255
Teach me pls

>>8132393
It doesn't sound better than pucci to me tho

File: 1483032089244.jpg (99KB, 743x800px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 743x800px

>>8130797
>>8132671
Not what you're looking for, but I'm going to be in Amsterdam in a few months for a few days

>>8131369
This is posted all the time. And no. There are quite a few dommes and switches among us.

>>8130922
How would that work

File: 16585137_210644729407212_1274913887371657216_n.jpg (79KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 750x750px

I could really go for some sushi rn

>>8132755
Was that a sex joke? It should be.

>>8132779
Sounds too witty for a (cis) female to think up.

>>8132786
Im not quite sure what you mean by this. Can you elaborate?

>>8132779
I just really want sushi. Anyone who has eaten vagina knows it doesn't taste like "tuna". That's something you chromosomes believe.

>>8132808
Can you kindly leave our thread? We have to maintain posting space for Austria. So take your friend and your boring banter back to your "comfy" general.

File: (you).gif (858KB, 212x238px) Image search: [Google]

858KB, 212x238px

>>8132786
>"but women's spaces are irrational and hateful guise!"

>>8132851
Ok fine I'll leave.

>gf tells me some baked goods are on sale at her favourite bakery this week
>also complains she'll be busy all week and won't have time to go there
>offer to get her what she wants and drive to her to drop it off
>"b-but you can't do that anon, I'll be at university and work and running errands!"

She can be such a nerd sometimes.

File: 1492367001524.png (886KB, 791x672px) Image search: [Google]

886KB, 791x672px

>>8131369
Also a dom here, why do you think there's such a disproportionate number of subs compared to doms? It seems to be a pattern outside of the lesbian community too.

File: 1472444640001.png (290KB, 1280x1164px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 1280x1164px

>>8131041
>when she started to smile
Damn that was cute, I wish she was my workout partner so she could give me pointers and I can make her smile whenever I show improvement.
Also she should cosplay as pic related.

>>8132900
Probably because it's a lot easier to be passive and let people come to you instead of having to be aggressive and take initiative.

>>8132870
Can't have it both ways.

I just got back home from a hook up with a Brazilian qt. Still exited and happy!
>cutest pussy ever

File: halfbrazillian.jpg (690KB, 978x1103px) Image search: [Google]

690KB, 978x1103px

>>8133287
did she have a nice butt?

File: 1458688127697.gif (1MB, 503x608px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 503x608px

>>8131457
source pls

>>8133330
Bunda was good and toned

File: thesource.jpg (12KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 225x225px

it's almost fucking here, so excited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obySu2DExWY

>>8132900
Laziness, lack of physical energy, or insecurity about their ability to please someone so they just give up on trying.
Given, 4chan is overrun with pathetic subs across the boards so maybe not the best sample size for any given group.

File: 1450668351175.jpg (102KB, 1050x591px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 1050x591px

>>8133536
>Laziness, lack of physical energy, or insecurity about their ability to please someone so they just give up on trying.

File: grill6.webm (3MB, 640x800px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x800px

>>8131041

>>8132747
I'm a switch too

File: qt.webm (3MB, 640x800px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x800px

>>8133675

File: grill.webm (3MB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x640px

>>8133695

File: grill 3.webm (3MB, 480x600px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x600px

>>8133734

File: IMG_0568.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>8133751

>>8132521
you're literally a guy asking how you can avoid treating an actual female like a guy. just get out.

>>8130649
>I'm decently attractive, when I've posted pictures in lesgen all of you were thirsting for me hard, and I know I'm attractive
m-michigan anon. Is that you?

>>8133695
>>8133720
>>8133751
Too much muscle for my taste, but with a face like that she could crush my windpipe and I'd say "thank you".

So Cis LesGen I have a date tomorrow!
I'm so excited.
Also I got a hair cut but the hairdresser made it shorter then I intended :(
I can provide pics if anyone wants to see how bad it looks.

>>8134065
It can't be too bad, besides hair grows
it's the one thing it's good at

>>8134065
>I can provide pics if anyone wants to see how bad it looks.
We're not going to beg for your pics. If you're going to post them, do it with a time stamp, if not gtfo.

>>8134065

Idc about your hair, post your butt. With timestamp.
Or post the qt you're going on a date with so we can judge her and/or congratulate you.

>>8134065
This >>8134094 and this >>8134152
If you are going to be an attention whore, do it right. Timestamp dat ass.

>>8134065
>>8134152
idc about your butt, post a front shot of your body and panties. no timestamp needed.

>>8134216
No, Anon. Timestamps are needed or else it could be a dude posting a random pick of a girl.

>>8134231
either way we get qt pics

>>8134231
Because God forbid we can't objectify a woman without her wholly present.

>>8134348
If she's consensually giving herself to us, its much more attractive though, anon.

File: 1492308129497.png (207KB, 403x433px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 403x433px

>>8132737
>tfw anon didn't answer
>tfw too much of a sperg to even get someone online to hang out with me in a foreign country

>>8130797
You should get on PinkCupid, I was scrolling through the Dutch profiles and there are some QTs. Or even just to find gay friends.

I live in Australia but my mum was born in Holland and I plan to go there one day to visit family.

clisung the store tonight so we can have the grill vents cleaned.
Spraying some kind of corrosive shit up it, idk. So easy night of being paid to sit outside and chainsmoke

File: 0b62cc9e8b1454428a2e0e3f706df412.jpg (8KB, 236x314px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 236x314px

>>8130062
>What do you think about tattoos?
I quite like them.
>Do you have any?
I have one like pic related.
>What do you think about piercings?
Not fussed. Just don't like those 'beauty spot' ones - or through the top of the cheek.
>Have any?
No
>Do you shave around your vagina?
I used to trim it occasionally but I found out my gf likes it scruffy so I stopped.
>Do you prefer her to be shaved?
Not really. I enjoy her to feel comfortable.
>And dare I say - armpits?
I mostly keep it trimmed but I don't shave it down to skin

>>8134895
>clisung
Closing
Jesus iPhone you're supposed to catch shit like that

>>8134903
>iPhone
Say no to cuckery

>>8134790
>Or even just to find gay friends.
or trans friends.

>>8130062
>What do you think about tattoos?
They're ok if they're simple and not ugly. It's really easy for body "art" to become body graffiti. Ideally they should be easily hidable.

Do you have any?
I'm on the fence about it. I kind of want one but I'm not entirely sure about it. Sometimes I joke that I've got a swastika on my mons.

What do you think about piercings?
Same rules as tattoos. Not too much and keep it respectable.

Have any?
Just ears. I want to try nipples though. I think they look pretty cool

If you could get any hairstyle done, and have it work, what would it be?
I used to really like undercuts but now they remind me of a porn star I can't remember the name of. I still like the long top, short side principle though.

Do you shave around your vagina?
Yeah, i just think it looks and feels better. I'm single so no one sees but it's about my own comfort.

Do you prefer her to be shaved?
Yeah. It looks nice and i love dragging my tongue over a smooth mons. I don't mind some hair though, just as long as it's neat.

And dare I say - armpits?
Yup. I wear singlets a lot and I'm not one to buy into childish feminist "rebellions".

>>8135968
>watching porn
tranner

>>8135977
I've been single for a while. No bully :(

>>8130062
I've got no piercings or tattoos. I keep my hair relatively short but long enough to put in a ponytail. I'm a clean freak so I love the feeling of having everything be shaved all the time, aside from a shortly trimmed landing strip. As for if I had a girlfriend... I wouldn't mind if she didn't shave anything at all. I have yet to have a sexual encounter with a girl who wasn't legitimately surprised by the fact I shave and who wasn't covered in thick musky body hair.

>>8135968
>dragging tongue over a smooth mons
good lord wouldn't that hurt? I can never shave the middle in a way that rubbing against the grain isn't actual torture.

>>8136001
date a straight girl.

>>8136013
please explain how one does this?

>>8136010
If you wax it's fine, but yeah, stubble can be a problem. I've also considered laser to just get rid of as much of it as possible.

>>8136013
Why?

>>8136013
>date a girl who can't eat for shit
HMMM

>>8136041
>Why?
because lesbians don't want to fuck you Matt

>>8136064
>Women don't watch porn
Well shit, I guess it's time to hand over my ovaries then.

>>8136080
>my ovaries
good one

>no white Hispanic gf

File: 1492349911338.jpg (18KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 600x600px

Ignore the bait.

>>8136114
>white
>Hispanic
You mean a Spaniard?

>>8135832
Got it on the cheap when my galaxy IV took a shit

>>8136114
You think that's bad, try having a Swiss girl fetish. Now that's hard.

So I never shave my clit etc, but had a hookup the other night and we started making out with the lights off. Anyway she sees what is going on and freaks out why no love for naturals?

>>8136434
You get hair on your clit?

File: ClgMeetup.jpg (33KB, 400x331px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 400x331px

You guys are gross. Please stop having meetups.

>>8136442
It's a troll. Ignore it.

>>8136440
>>8136442
>You get hair on your clit?
You don't? Most of the women I have been with have hairy clits or at least just above them.
Anyway after she calmed down we started fucking. I have to say it was pretty good. I have never done it that way before though so there was a bit of adjusting. She had pretty large breasts all things considered so that was a perk. She was all kinds of perky too if you know what I mean ;)

Overall I suppose I can't complain but the initial reaction was what surprised me.

>>8136406
Why? I have a Swiss fwb. She's an exchange student and a proper slut.

>>8136467
I get it, he means his dick.

>>8136490
For a bunch of lesbians you sure are hung up on dicks. Maybe just accept that your repressed hetero basic bitches. I am sure there are some dudes who would help you out. After all you goldstars are still virgins since you never had a dick in you etc. Honestly. Just get it done. I am sick of seeing you bitches rant about dicks all the time in this thread. Just go dress sluty and hit up your local club. Guys are easy.

>>8136490
dicks don't have hair either

>>8136486
Exactly. I want that - but in a proper wife.

Friendly reminder that the trans lesbian role play thread is "invading" and to ignore non-lesbian baitposts

Protip: the best way to tell a gold star lesbian on the internet is if they like butches or are butch. Ones that prefer fems are always biscum or transbians.

Its the same with gays. Never trust the creepy fem lovers.

>>8131070
>she

>>8136527
They can do actually.

I hate butches.

>>8136615
Nice try. Luna doesn't use a trip.

>>8136677
i-is there another luna?

>>8136679
Yes, and she didn't get the name from My Little Pony.

>>8136684
>mlp name


Naw im not a transbian i just thought it was cute ._.


New name

>>8136688
Sweet. Namefags are easy to filter.

File: IRO-33269-01-01.jpg (84KB, 2000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 2000x2000px

Tell me about your sex toys.
Which one do you use the most and would recommend?

File: 1489311317066.jpg (7KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 160x160px

>>8135907
Reminder that the subhuman tranners are here.

>>8136688
>transbian
Funny how you're "new" but you know that term.

>>8136713
dont filter me omg

>>8136756
i have an okcupid those weird no shaving freaks scare me lol

>>8136778
tbhon i prefer holding cis girl vibes against my clitty.

File: thank god for filters.png (57KB, 543x599px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 543x599px

>>8136742
Wew. They won't even die in peace. Typical men. Irrational, jealous, unstable, and annoying.

>>8136732
There was that one with the tongue? Lelo ora?

File: 1486084385423.png (198KB, 500x247px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 500x247px

>>8132900
I think it's biological. Must be the most stable configuration. Imagine a population with more doms than subs. The doms would kill each other fighting for mates. With a minority of doms, the "extra" subs just become forever-alone, or join a dom's harem.

>>8136900
Is that ms marvel?

>>8130062
Soooo seeing as that i just got back. Whats up with all these faggots in denial in here. Because this particular raid is on the whole board. Anyone truly want a troll off? I mean if you can dish it. That means you can take it right?

>>8136953
That'd be a bad idea. A lot of us actually have lives, the men just shitpost 24/7. It is like trying to invade Russia.

>>8136732
I just have one, a normal, cordless wand vibrator/massager. It's nothing fancy but has a few different vibration settings and it's pretty fun. Would recommend.

whew lass. Yall, have this thread only 9 posts away from limit already!

>>8136960
You know that if you hadent stated that you all have lives. And you made me remember the few that i know need your peace, i was about to start a raid. P.S. fuck russia. No im not watching the game. Get one of your fake dicksucks to lie to you for fun. Because unless you fix what you did. You might as well kill me, because unless it is fixed you aren't getting that part out of me motherfucker.

>>8136646
I hate obnoxious flamboyant faggots..
Whats your point?

>>8136775
Dont trip potato chip. If the block us then we dont have to deal with their bitching about muh ego.
If I'm around i'll talk to you lesbro

easy as shit night, cleaner guys even did a deck scrub
basically just fucked off until we opened for breakfast
how was your night

>>8132680
M-maybe

>>8137084
I'm not sure what I ate yesterday, but I had diarrhea and vomiting for most of the night. Now I'm at work trying not to shit myself and die. Gonna try to convince my supervisor to allow me to leave early.

>>8137123
bread and flat 7up
lots of bread

>>8137134
I get the bread, but why the soda? What's that going to do?

>>8137141
its cheap for one
got tons of vitamins and shit in it that work wonders for an upset stomach

Reminder that swetty pussy tastes best

File: hmmm.png (29KB, 585x258px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 585x258px

>>8137268
do ugly girls have better tasting pussies?

File: 1492346627878.webm (1MB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 720x720px

>tfw the last few days have been great

I just joined an IT start up. I might have made a serious mistake

>>8137752
Any financial investment in it? Or just work?

>>8137766
Just work. My current/previous job sucked but it was stable. I'm not a risk taking person but life begins outside the comfort zone. So I decided that fuck it, let's try to go big.

>>8137778
It seems like an interesting thing to at least try out.
What's the start-up btw?

Even if you don't get paid (and remember to ask for it if they start making money) it could look good on a resume.

>>8137931
Hopefully it hits off so I can afford to buy a harem full of qt's from the black market. I don't wan't to go into detail about the start-up.

This is going to be a hit or a complete disaster. Guys in charge have good ideas, it's just about making them into something people want to buy.

>>8137690
I've been hearing she had a bottle or something but I don't see it there

>>8137752
It won't be a mistake. Most start-ups fail but it doesn't hurt you at all as long as you get a good reference or two out of it. It looks great on the resume whether you decide to try another potential (and more promising) start-up or go with a big firm. It's also a really small world so you'll get connected with others in the same biz.

>>8138226
Thanks for the encouragement, anon. I kind of want to move abroad. Maybe to East Asia or South America. Somewhere with big potential in the future.

>>8138239
>Maybe to East Asia
Where? Also why?

>>8138250
I just want to break off from my current life, experience something new and do things few have done. Perhaps this start-up thing is my first step in this road.

>>8138239
>East Asia or South America
Kidnapping Insurance is a thing

>>8138279
East Asia ain't an issue.

>>8138315
I worry tho

>>8138324
Worry that OP is gonna get kidnapped by a cute Eastern Asian girl?

>>8138333
Well I kind of have a yellow fever so no need to kidnap me.

>>8138339
Do you like brown girls too? Is that why you're aiming for South America?

>>8138357
I like many kinds of girls. But yeah, brown girls are on my good list too.

File: 1475260828272.jpg (295KB, 1010x1098px) Image search: [Google]

295KB, 1010x1098px

>tfw going to the cinema to watch a lesbian porn movie on Saturday

The qts there will be looking for other grills to satisfy their lust afterwards, right?

>>8138428
>lesbian porn movie
What?

>>8138455
You know, a full-length movie, that features lewds between women?

>>8138515
Oh so it doesn't even have a title, it's just a "full-length movie that features lewds between women" that happens to be showing at your local cinema. Interesting.

>>8138525
I'm pretty sure she doesn't mean actual porn. Just something like The Handmaiden

File: 906d61263992beb3000e6beab2d860aa.gif (650KB, 320x480px) Image search: [Google]

650KB, 320x480px

>>8138333
if she should be so lucky
more worried she might get her organs harvested or something else equally unlikely but nightmarish
>that Turistas movie fucked me up and I'm terrified of traveling abroad

>>8138560
I loved that movie

File: 1492492560495.jpg (91KB, 683x1024px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 683x1024px

Sup /NLG/ How's it hanging. I see your containment thread is on the way to the grave. Please stay that way. If you can't you can always end your repression and just hop on my shlong.
It's ok to give in, it's what you were meant to do.

>>8138599
Nobody truly loves you.

FIND REFUGE IN MY ARMS
>>8138621

>>8138624
This general is only on page 6, dipshit.