How to order fufujija540a model edition
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• No Bullying
Previously, on /MTFG/ - >>8089835
Ash thread
my thread now
gay thread
first for birthdays the worst days
>>8091290
Every thread is a Nim and Ash thread.
It's a plane!
>>8091301
/mtfg/'s sweet trips
>>8091298
Ily drake
You probably hate me since all I do is orbit you
>>8091305
are there any sweet trips that arent incredibly boring
HOW can mtfs rape other mtfs or girls if they dicks ain't working?!
>>8091311
youre my favorite anon though
how could that be possible
>>8091313
i'm boring but also toxic, does that count?
>>8091313
Youu~! Duh! <3
>>8091313
Usually the pure innocent ones are a bit boring
>>8091299
Birthdays was the worst days
Now we sip Champagne when we thirsty
>>8091313
Am I boring? I don't really care either way. Just figured I'd poke you.
>>8091319
us toxic people make communities active
>>8091327
i liked how innocent you were before you started talking about slurping up a guys cum on a public anime image board
I think Ash is genuinely delightful and funny.
>>8091326
ayy nice tupac ref
>>8091329
there are more clever and amusing ways to tell someone to die slow than there are ways to tell them to have a nice day.
>>8091318
I'm probably that witch dog to you
>>8091335
That was a Biggie reference ;_;
>>8091334
Same desu senpai
Does drakeposter think Sarah is boring or is that a conspiracy theory?
>>8091334
I like her and YOU :)
>talking to or about drakeposter
>>8091341
Fuck you, asshole.
I wish I could have made him understand how much he meant to me.
>>8091344
Did you kiss his stomach? Find someone else's stomach to kiss :3
>>8091342
im doing iron man numbers
does that upset you?
>>8091336
me on the left
you on the right
>>8091340
dont ask me
i dont know anything about you besides you look a little jewish
>>8091335
there's also a huge amount of ways to tell or imply someone to kill themselves
whats your favorite
>>8091344
Strike up a conversation!
>>8091344
You'll find someone that appreciates you Nat, you just gotta keep trying and not give up.
>>8091331
Meh. That's the power of alcohol, really. I at least wear these very innocent looking clothes, though the facade is really the only reason why. I like this "Oh she is so innocent" idea with this corrupted core. <3
>>8091317
sometimes the parts still work
>>8091344
iktf. broke up with my ex last year. last thing we talked about was the hotline bling dance.
>>8091347
idk i just like to tell em to get dick ants
>>8091352
Cool floral designs. It seems a be a popular thing for a lot of girls here I think.
English is too hard for me :/ Meh
>>8091355
This is really out of character for me honestly. I tend to stick to darker colors. Today was just me trying to be a bit more on the fem side just to see how I felt about it.
>>8091360
Why darker colors?
>>8091359
me too, and it's my native tongue...
>>8091362
I just tend to like those more. I wouldn't really say there is a reason outside of that. Forest green is my favorite color and I have like 3 forest green dresses for example.
>>8091347
I wish we could be together someday <3
>>8091367
Neato! My hubby's favorite color is green :)
>>8091363
>>8091359
i too have trouble spoking english
you know what?
it's probably normal to have hight testosterone pre-hrt.
it's normal, right?
>>8091374
Glad that I am not alone :')
>>8091376
I was low T, actually.
hiya mtfg. sup?
>>8091362
>>8091367
>>8091372
Pic related. Favorite outfit.
>>8091381
Welcome to the land of the living :)
>>8091371
I dont even know you though
>>8091380
well, idk.
maybe i'll try to set up a poll
>>8091381
im rly high and playing pokemon and a friend is cooking me a steak
also i want so suck a dick
>>8091381
omfg hiiiii
>>8091381
unfortunately, not my dick :/
>>8091382
Pretty with lacey shoulders to boot!
>>8091388
whoa I'm really high too
Before I head to bed I wanted your opinions!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12729407
>>8091381
You slapped my ass in a dream, and I fucking loved it. I do not know why you were in my dream.
>>8091386
Thats why I said some day desu!
Maybe we'll know eachother later.
>>8091392
Thanks! I pretty much only wear dresses if I can. They're just so simple and easy. Plus society views them as "Oh she is actually trying regarding her appearance!" which is hilarious since it's literally just one piece of clothing that covers all.
#dresses4lyfe
>>8091387
here is said poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12729412
>>8091396
Short hair best hair.
>>8091385
lol i woke up like four hours ago! fell asleep at like 3 pm tho after playing the overwatch patch before the servers crashed .hru?
>>8091388
>>8091391
>>8091399
wow did someone put an aphrodisiac in the mtfg water supply or something? helloh
>>8091389
helloh quiddy. how are you?
>>8091414
What do you think Edie-senpai?
>>8091408
I like dresses but I always end up buying skirts instead :S Much easier to wash and if it gets eaten by the washer, then it's minimal loss.
>>8091414
I thought you were used to this kind of thing.
>>8091381
>Eddie is still alive
You literally make me leave these threads everytime you appear. I just don't know of anyone who is more worthless than you outside of *maybe* Kayla. It's a tough contest.
>>8091414
I am doing great! Thank you for asking. :) Just enjoying the night with this great weather we are having for a change.
>>8091417
Skirts are nice I suppose, but dresses are definitely where it's at.
>>8091409
alright, i guess that settles it.
i'm a totally normal trannu, & i don't have mais
>>8091416
i voted short hair. i have a blunt lob myself though, so i'm biased.
but it does look very healthy, feminine, flattering, and pretty on like everyone tho. it's one of the most universally flattering cuts.
>>8091418
i am! just not from the girls here. happy to spank ya, bb.
>>8091419
it is quite tough.
>>8091420
rightttt? it's been so nice out ^_^ i'm a huge fan. running errands has been so wonderful.
>>8091426
That's about the length of my hair right now but since it's fine and blonde it tends to get a little wavy >_< I wish my hair had more volume~
Curse you nordic genetics!!
Anyways night everyone! <3
>>8091433
nini qt
>>8091433
Night Ash!
>>8091433
Night Ash <3
>>8091433
GN sweetheart
who said no in my poll?
how is it not normal?
>>8091414
Goodddd
>>8091447
Not sure, but it would be better to talk to a doctor about that and not random strangers :(
>>8091415
Not recently I finally picked up weed again for the first time in like a month and a half
>>8091414
I really want dick dollface senpai
this dress y/n?
>>8091460
I like the colors, but I'm not huge on the way it cuts out the legs so to speak. Then again, I'm not you.
>>8091460
It's kinda cute :) floral seems to be very popular to girls here
>>8091462
yeah, you're right, I just really really want a maxi dress, all mine are above the knee. Kinda pissed because no way will one get here in time for this weekend because my bf is taking me on a drive to wine country and to a fancy af steak house and I wanna leave him speechless when he picks me up on Saturday
>>8091466
Don't include me in that list lol
>>8091460
oh god heavens no
>>8091466
I love floral because it says "Yeah no way was I once a dude, see im wearring pretty flowers and shit, now divert your eyes and fuck off cis scum"
>>8091469
I hear ya :( I am not a huge fan of floral prints but it other girls do then more power to them!
Obviously the pensioner excursion sits next to me so now I'm not only suicidal, it also smells like death around me
dudes floral is just really fashionable during spring time what are you even talking about
>>8091467
Go for this:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00ZEUUH54/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
It's my favorite dress by far. It's amazingly pretty and isn't expensive. Every time I wear it in public, I get tons of compliments and guys chat it up with me. I can't suggest a dress more than this one, desu. It's the one here: >>8091382
>>8091471
you suggest one then please, im fucking lost here
>>8091478
I am not too much into fashion myself :( I just wear what will look cute or that show off my boobs. That's about it.
>>8091484
I mean I don't dress for fashion but it's pretty obvious if you go to stores and look at what all the girls outside are wearing
>>8091479
HOLY FUCK THATS PRETTY
I wonder what blue would look like on me because I have a pair of new blue flats that would totes match
>>8091491
inorite!? :D
>>8091490
>and look at what all the girls outside are wearing
im in southern california its tank tops and short shorts, no thanks
>>8091282
/pol/fag i wanna find a weak man dominated him into a submissive cute girl and and pound his boipuss like i hate it till his girly long legs go limp and leave him a gaped dripping mess everynight
how do i make this happen dont know any trans trap sissy cd fags
>>8091494
why not dude sounds cool
>>8091491
I have the blue version as well. Can confirm it's pretty adorbz too. My favorite color is green, so I'm a bit biased, but I imagine if you like blue more, you'd find the other superior.
>>8091479
I would totally order that if I could wear it but my bust doesn't fit according to their size chart. :(
>>8091483
If you don't hate your legs, and are fine with your shoulders.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01M3VW6Y3/ref=twister_B01IIT3BGE?th=1
>>8091502
No problem. Maybe next time you're in a pissy mood, you'll remember this.
>>8091502
learn to love your scars
>>8091504
The bust is kindof a lie. It stretches a bit. I'm a high B cup and the L fits me just fine.
>>8091510
Are you sure? :X Because I am a D cup
>>8091497
We both know that you want to be the dominated one.
I think Pandora is the person you are looking for.
>>8091514
>I'm a D cup
I don't really believe that. Unless you are ungodly huge or something, there is just no way.
>>8091519
I'm a 41 bust 34 ub D cup as well
>>8091513
>no thanks
aight tho enjoy your long sleeves
>>8091477
that's why I like to go out when it's dark so all the old people are alseep and only people my age are out on the streets.
>tiny boobs
>can't look good in anything
;_;
It's so bright outside wtf
>>8091526
I mean, I have B cups and I fit that dress I sent you just fine.
>>8091519
It's not normal? :( I thought other girls got that big too. I'm not huge ^^; I get it from my mom?
>>8091524
naw, i'm ditching the long sleeves, its not my arms that are scared, its my right knee cuz several knee surguries and im very self conscious of it
>>8091529
How tall are you? And what's your band size?
>>8091525
Have to go to uni tho
>go to barracks for tdrl
>platoon Sgt sees me
>she has a sheet in front of her
>she crosses out male at the top
>...
>do you identify as male?
>yes
>writes male back on the form
>okay do you mind having your own room on the female floor?
Why would she put me on the floor with the female soldiers...
>>8091532
5'9ish 38 band
>>8091528
hmm... ok then, thanks for being super chill to me rn
Any other cute dresses you have in mind?
>>8091530
>not even self harm scars
>>8091534
why are you such a faggot
Loli Red
>>8091534
Forgot
>do you want to go by your birth name or "dead name"?
>I go by "dead name"
>okay I don't mind using whatever name you chose here, were very inclusive
Hot Red
>>8091538
Red how ru
>>8091534
You confuse me, faye
>>8091527
It's the sun wishing you a happy day desu
>>8091516
no chance you subversive jew i have a 8.5 inch cock and have never had anything up my ass nor shall i espeically not a limp femine trans dick
>4
>>8091540
so what;s wrong with this?
also birth name and dead name are same thing aren;t they
Punished Old Red
>>8091536
wait
you let arrison send you something I wanted to send you a tomato kigurumi when you had no money
have you bought that yet?
>>8091549
naw, I don't want a onsie, I wear slips to sleep. How will my bf fondle me in a onsie while I sleep? Also I changed my mind on the whole him fugging me while im asleep, its super hot to wake up with him inside me
I wore a slutty tight bodysuit to a club on Sunday and got groped and kissed girls and a cute ftm
I need more slutty AGP clothes
im staying over with a friend. we are trying to find a quiet place to watch movies.
she sent me to some boy's bedroom and he's in here doing whippets with a friend.
i think they think i'm cis bcuz they stopped talking to each other when i entered the room and the host started asking me personal questions.
>>8091538
hihi
>>8091534
y u do this
>>8091526
git gud scrub
>>8091534
stop being such a handsome husband
you're a girl
>>8091544
>You confuse me, faye
she is confused herself
>>8091546
this pandora pretty fem and cute but which one iis the real pandora
I'm a proud furry and I like showing off my butt and cleavage. Good night and good luck. Sweet dreams . I love my gf and my partners
>>8091536
Pretty much all I wear are dresses. My best advice I can give you is shop at Target. They have amazing dresses.
>>8091548
I don't think I will ever willingly run myself through this. Terrifying. The human soul wasn't meant for technology. I'm a total ludite.
I always wanted to say thanks I promised myself I would if you came back. There was a night I didn't kill myself because of something you'd said to me online. Gotta take my trip off now.
>>8091561
you got a redpilled trap friend with black hair
>>8091561
Night!
>>8091552
but onesies are cute and comfy
>tfw these where tight on you a few months ago now you've officially ran out of belt loops
>>8091565
I love you anon. I'm kinda depressed recently, works been rough. But I love y'all. Keep floating on
>>8091567
you, Robin and red both all have an ugly tooth gap that needs fixing
>I just met one of us in the Paris subway
>we just walked past each other, she didn't notice me probs cause I'm pre-everything
You didn't really pass, but whoever you are, I love you.
>>8091570
time to go shopping girl, also cute tummy
>>8091560
the one on the upper left is the source image
jeez
>>8091570
h-hey does anyone have that method for x-raying white t-shirts in photoshop?
>>8091536
I thought you hated Alice?
>>8091570
Good job! :)
>>8091563
>My best advice I can give you is shop at Target. They have amazing dresses.
duly noted
Hey what about a 50's style dress?
>>8091573
Suck my atrophied tranny cock, fagbait
>>8091575
I dunno I think I can still go down one size my size of jeans now is very very expensive
>>8091582
tooth gap knocks off a solid 2 points off your appearance
dont you want to be a 7?
>>8091580
I would be devastated if I saw myself in one of these. I keep pretending I'm okay with how things are and "where they're going" but the truth is I'm terrified and I still think in "my mans voice 'in my fucking head. How do I be as strong as you?
>>8091583
It's true :S I think I saw a pair of jean at my local department store for like 40 bucks :(
>>8091583
are you tall? It makes my jeans expensive. 34" inseam needed.
>>8091576
7.5 out of 10 have could be more if you doll up
>>8091573
don't forget to add me
tfw too mannish for dresses
Stop fucking making fun of me now I'm angry and can't go to sleep fugg you
>>8091580
I actually have the green one of this as well.. lol
They're alright, but the material on this dress is kinda shit, so save it for special occasions. It's way better for warm days though since it's got some leg air going on. Does mean you have to shave your legs though, which is sometimes easy to space on if you aren't careful.
>>8091594
I like you red
>>8091582
Redddddddd
Ily friend
I miss you ;_;
>>8091591
I thought your mom paid to get yours fixed
>>8091587
>How do I be as strong as you?
I am weaker than over cooked blue box mac and cheese. I just know dressing pretty is super fun and awesome and with my bf its even more fun to get dolled up.
I have the worst teeth here and I'm not uploading them. I need braces. I need a fucking job. By the time I can afford braces, I won't have youth left.
>>8091593
;_; I am frugal with my dollars. I normally don't pay over 20 dollars for separates :(
>>8091594
again do you have a redpilled trap friend hair who you do furry shit with
I'm a strong independent cocktail waitress/hot bitch
>>8091354
Last thing I said to him was to do what makes him happy and I tried to shoot myself a few days later. I survived unfortunately, long enough to see he did what I said and went to the girl that actually made him happy. He deserved better so I'm not sad. I'm happy for him. So happy I'm crying bloody tears years later.
>>8091590
; _;
yeah i've only been on hormones for like 3 months but then i took a break for a month and just got on again a week ago so i haven't dared take recent pics
>>8091592
>therapist keeps trying to get me to wear girly clothes
>i'm 5'10
>>8091605
Red hi
>>8090896
i finished watching it
you're right nausicaa is a really great heroine!!
...Anonymous
04/12/17(Wed)08:46:42 No.8091598
>brain has a dream about me having an orchiectomy
>feeling of calmness and happiness rushes over me as I go around with no T
>wake up and realise I still have testicles
>sad
Ok wtf. No. I'm not one of you. I'm not supposed to have dreams like these
>>8091600
You under sell and you know you're strong. It's a desperate work ethic, but it's admirable. I hope I can get rich to hire you someday to do important stuff.
>>8091610
I'm 6'3 lol
>>8091604
Yes, she's my gf, my dude
>>8091612
watch Spirited away you're really going to like it
>>8091595
>I actually have the green one of this as well.. lol
lmao gud
also I shave my body religiously so that aint an issue, too bad the material is shit, I want something I can wear often
>>8091599
my mom is in a trailer park after selling the family mansion to pay for bills caused by my piece of shit stepdad embezzling our company. Long story short I don't take a dime from my mom ever since I got my job. Its really crazy im supporting myself completely.
>>8091610
Tall girls unite! >:( I am like the same height and I pass all dai erry dai
>>8091605
with an ugly tooth gap
>>8091612
Awesome! Glad you enjoyed it.
>>8091610
I'm 5'11" if that makes you feel better. Just barely, but it's true. I haven't been misgendered in literal years either, so that's something I suppose?
>>8091605
Do you smoke it or fuck it?
>>8091621
Don't be mean >:(
>>8091625
dude trust me i've seen it like 5 times and the ending makes me tear up always
>>8091618
Oh dang :( That makes options limited too.
>>8091625
Spirited away is so nice, Castle in the Sky is my favorite though
>>8091593
>36
would be the inseam...
Tall girl hell. Everything is more expensive.
tfw girlfriend broke up with me
tfw was considering breaking up with her because she was noncommunicative as fuck
tfw still manages to sting a wee bit
Hi to everyone who said hi to me also good night
>>8091621
You need an attitude adjustment
>>8091625
Enjoy exploring other Studio Ghibli movies, there's a ton of great ones.
>>8091633
>>straight fringe=cringe
you're right
>>8091635
Goodnight
Sleep well
:3
>>8091578
>>8091578
>>8091578
>>8091578
>>8091578
>tfw Kayla is too scared to admit that Alice is a based trip
>>8091616
kek ats her she looks why more cuter whats her chatubate
>tfw depressive-looking beard is now replaced by red spots
:^(
>>8091635
Night again! Sweet sleep
>>8091620
but i don't pass
>>8091623
the only people who gender me properly are my close friends
>>8091635
>You need an attitude adjustment
i want john cena to give me the AA...
>>8091641
makeup ya fuck.
>>8091637
took my bf to say he can spot a tranny more then i can because the fringe. I fucking got one 5 months ago and he hounded me to let it grow back out and he was right it looks better to have side swept bangs
Don't talk shit about my gf, or I will kick you with my powerful legs and inject T into your ballsack
Plz thank you
>>8091607
you a slav and u single
>>8091625
ocean waves and porco rosso are great too c:
i'd like to kill myself quickly without bothering too many strangers and preferably without too much agony involved
no guns because laws
how do i go about this
>she goes in for room inspection
>door closes
> "I'm supposed to keep that open but technically it doesn't matter"
What does she mean! a female Sgt and a male Sgt can't be in the same room together if one is assigned over the other! She broke the rules >.<
>>8091567
>>8091559
>>8091544
I'm sorry I let everyone down
>>8091547
Not if she thinks you're a girl
like really i shouldn't even care but i do and that bothers me more than the actual breakup
>>8091648
uh what
i'm half russian and i guess i'm single again
>>8091639
protip, everyone is a based trip. I'm just a bitch because its what is expected of my character in this anime we call mtfg. Tbh I want to be freinds with everyone here, minus faye because fuck her.
>>8091646
>it looks better to have side swept bangs
aye it does, but your boyfriend sounds controlling
>>8091639
Meh, leave her alone. She's being nice tonight. On top of that, even if she wasn't, I wouldn't care anyways. Not like any of this effects me, personally. This is 4chan.
>>8091644
I'm sorry to hear that :( Have you tried any make-up techniques to help?
>>8091616
Your new place looks nice
>>8091654
ily
>>8091652
ily
>>8091650
there's one very thread. you do know there is entire websites dedicated for this, if you're sad talk to us.
>>8091656
I was actually reading this and was like YES i want to be your friend to...wait what's this last bit
:(
>>8091657
>but your boyfriend sounds controlling
women need a mans steady hand to guide them. Thats why transbians are so fucking outta control
>>8091654
you look slavic and i guessed right were you from
>>8091660
the only reasons i go outside are to go to work and to bother my friends i almost never put on makeup
>>8091652
>What does she mean! a female Sgt and a male Sgt can't be in the same room together if one is assigned over the other! She broke the rules >.<
she is male?
>>8091656
>minus faye because fuck her.
>>8091667
>i look slavic
c:
i'm in hawaii rn so tough luck
also fyi i'm unattracted to most men and they make me emotionally uncomfortable so you're probably out of luck if you're trying to hit on me
>>8091669
She's female....
>>8091668
neet girls most comfy girls
>>8091658
Please let me fuck you.. you're the only one who makes sense. Do you have kik?
>>8091662
>gadget a minor character
who fucking wrote this article?
>>8091668
Do you mind if I ask why not? :(
>>8091666
nah cuzz, you're making him sound like he owns you. It's a two way street and he should communicate with you, if you told him you liked your bangs he should of dropped it. if you told him you unsure about it then you take his opinion into consideration. But if he on your ass for six months about it, that's something else.
>>8091592
>tfw too mannish in general
;~;
>>8091610
I'm 6'3" and really nervous about every just wearing a full girl mode outfit out without hiding any of it. I know I need to try it but bleh
>>8091666
wew you're at it again
>>8091640
Kayla you're being mean
Be nice
>>8091671
you look slavic as fuck hence why i ask and no i dont want you boycunny
>>8091678
I would eat hot coals to keep him. I would space walk without a suit to keep him. I would sacrifice my life to save his. I fucking worship my bf, he saved me from killing myself.
Red is nice
I like Red
sadboy season
Kaylee is nicer than Kayla
>>8091674
You have truly swooned me with you clever tricks tonight. You win. I have never in my life encounted a moment in which I have felt more inclined to bend to a man's every need.
>>8091675
In the Disney canon? Yeah, she's minor.
>>8091672
oh but that must mean that you are female too because surely she knows the rules and wouldnt have broken it if you had ever been male
>>8091686
>>8091684
This sounds healthy.
don't place yourself beneath him, because soon he will do it too.
It may feel fulfilling right now, but is that what you want to do for your entire life?
>>8091673
i'm pretty comfy i guess
>>8091677
i'm lazy and i do that thing where people who were molested don't care for their appearance
except i remember to bathe and stuff i just don't make myself look good
>>8091680
i've gone to dinner with a boy, full girl clothes makeup nicely brushed hair, and been called sir
>>8091681
u wot m8 i just want ur missies chaturate remember her from some tinychat hwndu stream she gave it out just wat to see her lay with her boycunny
>>8091688
lol That Sarcasm :S
>>8091696
You don't get our relationship, he lets me do what the fuck ever I want.
>>8091692
No, it's Carol :P
>>8091697
u a fem qt and i guess ur a burger
>>8091688
You don't have to be a cunt....
>>8091697
Well, it's a good time to change that :) You don't have to be your circumstances!
>>8091693
Stop trying to break my fragile male self image
>tfw you're starting to get peeved off because you could have broken up with your gf and gone away feeling good but instead she broke up with you and now you just feel upset and irritated
>>8091707
stop trying to claw back to repression because you had a bad breakup
>>8091698
/lappanna/
We do stuff together sometimes
Lewd stuff
>>8091692
nah just curious but desu am looking for boipuss to have fun with ie cam fun or date if there localish but ur a burger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
>>8091709
go get a drink
doesn't matter, you're out of the relationship. You don't need to prove you're good enough for her
>>8091709
Same
>>8091715
no
>>8091721
Unf.
>>8091712
noice ill check it later never used chatubate before
>>8091714
It's best to reach out to get help. That's the first step :( I've been abused myself but no one is gonna fix you. You have to do it yourself. :)
>tfw anxious as HECK to meet up with an old friend in the bigg central station today
I'm gonna bleed in the club, I got weed in my lungs
I don't need any love, I can't feel when i'm drunk
I can't breathe, I can't trust, I cannot get enough
Watch my dreams getting crushed, turn my dreams into dust
revy is mai waifu
>>8091714
you a femine cutie and i am guessing your a burger a american do you only stay on /lgbt/
not to be mean but something about two dudes on female hormones loving on eachother is weird
>>8091732
>i'm not old enough to drink legally lmao
oh right I forgot America is fucked.
Yeah it's good you're out of that relationship
tfw no gf
>>8091732
I'm ok. I should prolly go to bed bc it's 4am here and I have a test tomorrow
mfw eat over three pounds of chili and a whole box of kraft dinner
people from my uni send me pictures like this
this is what its like to be a math student js
>>8091735
that "something weird" feeling is internalized transphobia
>>8091726
i try to reach out and people are like yo you need a therapist and i'm like but you're my therapist and they're like nah senpai i ain't got chu on this one
>>8091733
heyhey booboo
>>8091734
why do you assume i'm feminine or cute?
i used to /tg/ before i stopped having free weekemds to play mtg and now i /vg/ for warframe
>>8091732
well am not calling a asshole a pussy to appease transgender senseabilities boipuss is as girly as i get
>>8091743
Therapists and friends are v. Different
>>8091743
Are you looking for someone just to talk about it to? Or are you looking for something else?
>>8091743
MYNA
>>8091746
that was a therapist
>>8091748
iunno
>>8091749
oyo
>>8091750
POST MORE MONSTER GIRLS
Girls. Why did I have a dream where the government forced me to have an orchiectomy? (Testicle removal)
And why did I feel happy and calm in the dream? Why was a I sad when I woke up to find I still had balls?
gonna relax and watch ballerina i guess
it looks good
>>8091750
Oh shi
>>8091735
I have bfs too
>>8091743
nerdy d&d playng cute transgrirls exist dont they , am a pint half full type of guy also warframe is shit basically mass effect horde mode
i dont want to live anymore...
>>8091750
It's worth a shot to think it over on what you are looking for. If you need someone to talk to I am sure there are plenty of people that would like to listen if it helps. As for a therapist, if it's not working find or request for another. :)
>>8091762
hugg
>>8091762
just do it you pussy
>>8091735
it's the purest form of love
and most mentally ill
>>8091758
I love D&D! I used to play it during my school system days :)
>>8091752
>
>>8091756
right?
>>8091758
what the fuck are you talking about
also fuck mass effect warframe is at least fun
>>8091764
i've got a different one now but she keeps focusing on trying to help me transition and i never have a chance to talk about all my other problems
All my cum is gone. What does it mean?
>>8091754
jewish mind control
>>8091760
I can't be trans...
I can't be. I was only here out of novelty and fascination. I could never join...
I...I-I want to be a girl
>>8091770
u ask why i assumed you were cute and femine i just told you
>>8091770
These would make playing Magic so much more engaging.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fU-9tMlwPg
>>8091770
I am happy that you took the steps to get another therapist. Have you explicitly told her at the start of the session that something huge has been bugging you? It's worth a shot to get her attention.
>>8091760
I missed you
>>8091768
nice were you from
>>8091767
slugu!
slugu is best girL!
>>8091777
but your reasoning is retarded
>>8091779
yeah i love them
>>8091781
i'm too depressed and lazy and like idk what to say
>>8091782
I thought you were going to bed xD
>>8091758
Warframe is only like Mass Effect if you're bad at Warframe lol
>>8091774
based trap
>>8091787
I took too many pills before work ><
>>8091773
You're a girl now
>>8091786
what hoping for the best outcome with happy go lucky mindset
>>8091786
How about writing down some of the core things you want her to know off the bat. Allow yourself to get all your information conveyed first then allow her a turn to speak :) I am just trying to come up with ideas to help ya.
>>8091772
false and dangerous claims
>>8091785
i'm a boy actually
it's ok to love other girl penises
>>8091790
Did it turn you into a goat at a bar? O_O That picture confuses me!
>>8091797
thank you
>>8091788
well at least it's free
soooooooooooooo drunk
making a can of hormel chili no beans with 3 slices of swiss and an entire cup of Tabasco ketchup and a handfull of noodles
>>8091800
>>8091800
I just love goats ok
>>8091793
yeah
>>8091794
i don't think you understand how long that conversation would already be
that's like
an hour or so of backstory
i don't have time for an anime clip show episode
>>8091803
That makes it sound like someone is going to be in the bathroom for a very long time. :(
revy come pet my hair pls
>>8091796
>i'm a boy actually
dont believe you
My boyfriend is always sleeping...
>>8091803
All that meat and cheese will make your skin greasy and not cute!!!
>>8091803
I love drunk cuisine; at least when I'm drunk.
I wish someone would get me really drunk, I need it :(
>>8091807
Hmm, I see. How about giving her the cliffnotes first + how it's making you feel. Ask her to be patient about the session before you have a lot to unpack :)
>>8091812
my boyfriend doesnt exist
>>8091809
no
you pet my hair
>>8091812
god i wish that were me uwu (the sleeping part)
>>8091813
>will make your skin greasy
nikka my skin is so fucking dry that grease would be welcome
ni ni mtfg, gonna eat this slop and watch Hook
>>8091815
Just ask boys at a club for drinks, like me!!!
>>8091806
There is nothing wrong with that :)
>>8091807
works pretty well for me except most transgirl are self hating depressed mongs with daddy issuses and hate happy go lucky people
>>8091816
the cliffnotes is the two hour version
>>8091811
Why won't you let boys be boys
>>8091814
no pls
I dont want to be transphobic against the cute girl in the thread
>>8091815
I wish somebody could get me really drunk.
>>8091821
Night Kayla
Revy, post tummy.
>>8091826
you arent boys
you want to wear dresses and be cute
>>8091824
strange
at least i don't have daddy issues that i know of
>>8091831
w-wha...?
>>8091825
Well, I believe in you and I think you can do it :)
>>8091833
I know you know what picture I speak of.
>>8091826
I think you are running back to someplace you think was safe, but was mentally bad for you.
>>8091833
was daddy there
>>8091836
>APOLOGISE
nup
>>8091836
>boys can do that!
nope, only girls
ur girls
>>8091834
thanks i guess
>>8091837
i'm pretty sure i deleted all my tummy pics like years ago
>>8091845
What the FUCK?
>>>/pol/120733554
>>>/pol/120733777
AWWWW these polacks want to be girls
im lonely sad scared stressed angry repressed autistic smol weak messed up...i just want to be alone...i have dreams of living in a house in a dark meek basement by myself listening to the rain by myself...im poor and scared and pathetic..
>>8091849
Did they remove FLAGS?
What the fuck hiroshima
>>8091840
nope
daddy worked all the time
>>8091848
boo might have them, or know where to get them
i know for sure one person has them
If there were some machine invented
That could spray and hose you down in lotion after showers
Then rub it in for you
I would buy it in a second
Because this applying lotion to everywhere after every shower is becoming really tedious
>>8091853
Nevermind theu didn't show up for some reason
>>8091818
you have your rolls dangerously reversed here
>>8091853
They're still there you just need to actually be on /pol/ to see them.
>>8091856
>Because this applying lotion to everywhere after every shower is becoming really tedious
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This!
>>8091858
fuck you i'll butter the outside of my rolls if i want
>>8091856
do girls really have to do this
lol why
>>8091863
im glad to hear youre already thinking about cooking for me
>>8091854
Eh.
What brings you here, besides the whole wanting to be a girl thing?
it's my dog's birthday today and she's 2 years old now
>>8091864
Less oil = drier skin
I only need to do my legs and feet, everything else is silky soft on it's own
>>8091871
>that area in the middle of my back that I can't reach that's always dry and uncomfortable because I couldn't get lotion there
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>8091866
Pay attention to me, I'm pretty!!!
Please
>>8091856
I use a Dove body wash that moisturizes.
>>8091782
missed u too
what lotion do y'all use
>people who reply to drakeposter
reeeaallly makes you think
anyway i'm going to bed
nini mtfg
>>8091864
Keeps the skin elastic as you age too since that goes as you age :)
>>8091880
Cocoa butter
Ignore literally every other answer
>when the bus wifi gives you that sweet 25kb/s wifi
>>8091881
Night!
>>8091881
Sweet dreams
>>8091885
but cocoa butter is literally the worst smell
>>8091876
Never even thought something like that might exist. Does it come in nice, light scents?
>>8091885
MAJOR key
>>8091881
Goodnight person I barely know judging me for being friends with someone you don't like
>>8091885
I use emu oil.
>>8091885
coco butter is the best! xD
>>8091889
>The worst smell
>Literally of chocolate
>>8091896
you smart
>>8091879
Last I heard of you things fell apart with your betrothed.
>>8091880
Sweet almond oil
>>8091890
It's Dove, yes. The one I use is unscented and for sensitive skin.
>>8091893
meh if you'd seen how he's acted over the last ~5 months you'd probably judge yourself for being friends with him too
>>8091867
>tfw not eatin a big gingger cake
what would ur rather
a big ginger caek OR a munchy box?!
>>8091901
She has known him since before this board existed, and he was the same back then. This is futile.
>>8091901
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>8091891
I don't pat your hair
>put on song
>it sounds faster than usual
wtf
>>8091902
fuckin munchy box how the fuck is that even a contest man
sugar is bad for you
munchy box is pure keto bliss
>>8091849
u a britbong
>>8091902
stuff the ginger cake with kebab
Please don't post boy pictures of qt girls okay? That's mean
>>8091849
i love how its always a brit
that countrys really gone downhill
>>8091907
Does it go faster as it plays? :O
>>8091854
so am right daddy werent there to take to the fair
>>8091906
no, you pet
it's way different
and we can do it both at once
>>8091910
This is the one I use.
>>8091904
Any pharmacy or big supermarket should have it. If not, Amazon or any big online store. Cocoa butter is pretty common, it's used to conceal scars and stretch marks.
>>8091898
True
>>8091901
He's been the same for like six years you're being too sensitive
Lots of muzzies on the bus I hope they don't blow it up
>>8091924
positivity uwu
>>8091912
go bed
>>8091924
how intolerant of you
>>8091922
Yay! I was worried it was a niche thing that I'd have to buy in an over priced trendy organics store.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, I'm just poor.
>>8091919
I'll check it out. My skin isn't too terribly sensitive yet so I should be okay with any regular kind.
>>8091918
I don't believe you
>>8091924
your safe if the bus is full of them
its when theres only one of them that you have to worry
>>8091931
if i fall asleep youll just have to pet your own hair too
its only a minor inconvenience
>>8091930
I have all sorts of chemical sensitivities. I quadruple rinse my laundry, or I have itchy skin from the laundry soap. That is using a fragrance free sensitive skin detergents. Kinda sucks because I can break out from the soap they used to clean a restaurant table.
>>8091929
Nope not expensive. I think this much cost me like $15. The smell of it can be a bit strong though.
>>8091929
Buy the biggest tub you can on Amazon
>>8091938
I buy the same brand xD
>>8091938
>formula
NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT SENPAI
>I wasnt born a petite Japanese girl
Why even fucking live.
>>8091941
jelly ngl
>>8091943
no reason to.
It's just that killing yourself takes strength.
>>8091944
We'll get some bby
>>8091943
I like how she is wearing body make-up and facial make-up at the same time xD
>>8091941
I bet that tastes good too
>>8091949
It doesn't, I tried
>>8091943
iktf
>>8091948
its just lighting bro
>>8091951
I mainly cover up so my skin doesn't touch things.
>>8091952
yo name????
>>8091952
Is that Anri Okita? I cannot see the filename on mobile.
>>8091952
Every time someone tells me Asians pass easier I am going to post this webm
>>8091952
I just want to be a cute japanese girl living in japan
It hurts.
>didn't get the epilator while it was on sale yesterday
i want one againnnn
>>8091956
Every time I want to fap I'm going to say that Asians pass easier.
>>8091958
How long do they normally last?
>>8091959
Why, is this some elaborate mind game to get me to post lewds by abusing my insecurity?
That would never work, okay, I am completely happy and satisfied with my appearance, okay. OKAY?
>>8091961
I lost it moving house and you can replace the tweezing part of them pretty cheaply
>>8091962
I am glad to hear you finally accept yourself, Natalie.
>>8091966
I couldn't read that with a straight face, thanks for a cheap laugh at 4:20 AM.
wish i was a girl
Nightie yall! Sleepy time for me :S If hubby catches me up at this time I'd be ded. rip Spicy. Sweet sleep to yall when that time comes :)
>>8091965
moves suck that way. I lost all the extra heads for my heavy duty clipper. Including the super close fine hair head. It was perfect for cutting body hairs before shaving. It would leave them uniformly a quarter mm tall. Unfortunately I can't replace it because it isn't made anymore.
is literally jumping from the train platform into an incoming train a good way to.. do it?
>>8091980
It'll be messy and you'll traumatize a lot of people.
>>8091980
No, because it totally disrupts many people's lives.
What should I write into my arm tomorrow
>>8091988
With ink, I hope :(
>>8091988
/mtfg/ was here
>>8091988
"I will not cut" 100 times.
hugg anna as tightly as i can
>>8091988
'im a big fat baby'
>>8091990
I am a writer. I can make any utensil into a pen.
>>8091996
do you want someone to have a matching tattoo to yours?
>>8091998
are you offering???
>>8092000
okay sure
lets both get
"I want to be a pretty girl" tattoos
Everyone's asleep, guess I'll join them. Good night.
here we go again
>>8092003
can we get little butterfy and unicorn decals around them
>>8092008
yes!
and then we will go get hrt implants!
>>8092010
too far dude
im a transbian and i love to eat dirt
>be spiro
>wake up host every morning at 3:30
Can't you see it's all flown out of my hands
And our clothes are all too often ripped
And our teeth are all too often gnashed
And it lasts as long as it possibly can but I just don't accept this
I just don't accept this at all
>>8092011
aw why?
do you hate needles or something?
la la la la la im gay
>Dog licks my leg
Welp it's dead now
RIP
>remember exactly why you went to the grocery store
i bought a bag of carrots and onions. now i don't have any granola for breakfast
>>8092030
hi gay
how r u
*rees internally*
boiled eggs are killing my gains how am I supposed to get the food out these dumb fucking shells
>>8092036
*huggs externally*
>>8092039
first couple minutes and jaques pepin shows you how to cook boiled eggs properly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8QIDHla6iA
>>8092039
they usually got a lot easier if i let them sit in the fridge for a few days
also better to use slightly older eggs iirc, not too fresh, but that's likely not the issue if you don't buy fancy eggs
also don't overcook them, use an ice bath to cool them down once they've cooked long enough
>>8092056
>Pepin is really talented though
be like pepin, and you will be peeling eggs with ease
Hi I'm back !!!
>>8092057
>You have to eat all the eggs and avocados
>>8092058
HI KIT!
I MISSED U
>>8092056
Fried eggs on bred with cheese and ham silly
>>8092058
i shacked up with a Kit once
>>8092062
>on bread
you'll never get feminine if you keep eating carbs silly
twinkhon maximus
>eat 4000kj a day
>don't lose weight
metabolism pls
>>8092070
what're the macros like?
are you retaining water?
do you ever, like, move?
i can lose close to half a kilo/day at that intake, and i used to be morbidly obese so i don't think it's any sort of inherent metabolism advantage... i gain wait very easily
>>8092074
>wait
yeah.... -__-
>>8092061
hi cutie i missed you too
>>8092078
HRU
I was worried about you
I'm glad you're okay
>>8092070
>Using kJ
>No method of insulin control ie Keto or IF
>>8092080
i've literally been obsessing since i woke up about the tater chips i ate
i eat breakfast these days, so no more IF
i feel like my vegan diet is mostly good for this but the damn corn/tater chips definitely fuck it up
>>8092094
Breakfast doesn't stop IF
I'm doing IF and I'm eating a 1,200 calorie breakfast.
I've also had breakfasts that are up in the 2,000s
You can do a 16/8 split and still have a breakfast and a lunch as well you can really adjust it for your schedule I just enjoy lengthier fasts
who wants to come over and have a romantic dinner of Amanita bisporigera mushrooms.
>>8092098
Have you made a garlic sauce and more importantly are they gonna be deep fried
>>8092097
i used to eat 12pm-8pm
but i guess i could try to not eat in the evening, that could work
why such big breakfasts? i doubt mine are over 300 and that's with the banana
>>8092101
I dunno how do you like your extremely poisonous mushrooms.
Nyaaaaaa :3
carol if you make a thread early i swear to god i will find your dorm
>>8092097
whats IF
>>8092106
Nyaa~
Nyaa~
>>8092102
I just eat whenever I'm hungry I'm beyond regular meals by now. You are just a baby
I can't have that many kilos to go my BMI is like 20
>>8092104
I was thinking of getting the labour "CONTROLS ON IMMIGRATION" mug for purely ironic purposes once I've fully secured my immigration to the UK.
>>8092107
a diet called Intermittent Fasting.
https://www.dietdoctor.com/intermittent-fasting
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>>8092107
Intermittant fasting
You basically stuff yourself with a good amount of calories you will need for 16 hours or even days then your insulin will be consistant and your body will work more efficiently.
If you don't eat as much you can then use up some bodyfat in that time you aren't eating.
I'd also strongly recommend to cut low glycemic index foods because you'll start to feel like shit if you're going for more than 24 hours without food
https://youtu.be/tIuj-oMN-Fk
>>8092109
i also eat whenever i'm hungry, child
the difference is that i get hungry a lot more often, since my food is generally not very calorically dense and i burn ~1k kcal or more exercising
not sure how i'm supposed to intermittently fast if i don't, you know, stop eating for some period of the day
>>8092107
intermittent fasting
>>8092114
so keto and IF then
i wanna LIFT
im lonely sad scared stressed angry repressed autistic smol weak messed up...i just want to be alone...i have dreams of living in a house in a dark meek basement by myself listening to the rain by myself...im poor and scared and pathetic..
>>8092114
You feel like shit only for the first few days. After that, hunger stops being painful.
>>8092116
1,000kcal is like a half marathon you do that often? Hit up the store get your eggs, wholemilk and avocados
>>8092117
I've never tried a true ketogenic diet but I am in favor of carb restriction
>>8092118
Same I need to build my squat rack up again I got a 2nd wrench this morning!
>>8092120
Starting out I guess 8/16 is still the best option but you don't have to be too strict with the timing. I'm fine with the pains
>>8092118
me too
a good squat or dl feels so good
i need to find a workout buddi, all i'm doing lately is cardio (the hill climbs on my bike are probably adding strength tho)
it's gonna be easier to start doing yoga than finding a queer lifting pal :/
>>8092117
that's how i got from 300-180lbs
>tfw im just slowly losing weight through inertia because i can actually control my own diet for the first time ever
>>8092125
W-Why did you meme arrow me
Carbs are uncessesary but I'm never gonna eat less than 20g a day eating the foods I want to regularly!
>>8092120
<3
I'm heading to bed.
>bats are returning to their bat houses.
>Tfw I smashed all my hrt vials
There is two fun facts for /mtfg/ :
Dysphoria gets worse the older you get.
Dysphoria never goes away even if you pass.
Why do trannies have such weird diets?
>>8092128
Good night. I'm just leaving for a voice therapy session.
>>8092132
Are you telling me living on one meal + 50g of chocolate a day is weird?
>>8092133
I thought you said your voice was so perfect a police officer thought you had had vocal cord surgery? I thought you'd been a tranny since the 90s how are you still needing to train your voice
>>8092125
stop eating carbs
eat whatever the fuck you want that isn't carbs for a couple months to train your body/mind
you'll gain unprecedented control of your appetite and desu you'll have plenty of energy, sleep better, and pee a lot
you can have salads, should even, but avoid fruit/starchy vegetables. mostly i lived off jalapeno sausages, burger sans-bun, and slices of deli meats+cheese
the occasional steak or prime rib
it's a decadent motherfuckin diet
it works because your body starts does something called ketosis, preferentially metabolizing fat (and producing ketones)
>>8092131i couldn't handle the dysphoria anymore so I detransed
>>8092132
Yeah you need a normal diet that is eating 3 times a day plus snacks for no reason other than American settlers didn't like the skinny natives who ate when they needed too
I'll let you go if you can tell me which came first: Ranch or cool ranch?
>>8092140
white people need to stop ranching everything
https://youtu.be/nseBliU80LM
>>8092127
I need all the information you have
I tried keto before but couldnt stick to it
I am trying another diet atm and I just want to go back to trying to get as much weight off as possible tbqh
the main problem I have is that keto raised my cholesterol to dangerous levels
>>8092137
yeah I know, I used to enjoy treating myself with a double quarter pounder, a coke zero and a salad instead of fries then tossing the bun
also bacon and eggs was a favourite
>>8092140
i actually saw _the_ hidden valley ranch when i cut off the pch on a motorcycle tour years back
>>8092135
Well, you've heard my voice, she did said I didn't need any further feminisation so we're working on singing training and more general improvements.
>>8092139
The Americans overpowered the natives therfore their diets must have been superior
>>8092137
>it works because your body starts does something called ketosis, preferentially metabolizing fat
Is this actually true or broscience?
>you'll gain unprecedented control of your appetite
And why does not eating carbs lower your appetite?
>>8092148
>Is this actually true or broscience?
its true
your mouth tastes like cottonballs and the weight falls off
>>8092148
The satiety of fats and proteins is far higher than carbs especially ones that are processed quickly in the body like sugar and white flour. It's to do more specifically with brain hormone regulation but you need a sciency youtube video for that.
>>8092148
actually true
you can track it by peeing on test strips to measure ketones in your urine
gimme a minute, there's a great talk from a uc endocrinologist about sugar metabolism and how it fucks up your body's signaling... i forget the deets but the essence of it is that carbs, refined sugars (sucrose/fructose esp) stimulate hunger and store more fat than you would eating the same calories otherwise
>>8092151
soy milk no, almond milk yes
but just go with regular old double cream
its pretty much just fat and fat feeds the fatburning
eat a shit ton of carbs and a minimum of 4000 kcal per day but also get all of your food from the dumpster
>>8092155
There is also this movie
https://youtu.be/Ix-so6ifG_0
>>8092148
>>8092155
this dude
https://www.ucsf.edu/news/2009/06/8187/obesity-and-metabolic-syndrome-driven-fructose-sugar-diet
the talk is an hour and a half but it's enlightening, if you're not brain dead and can understand i recommend watching it some time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBnniua6-oM
>>8092155
>>8092167
Oh so now /mtfg/ finally admits that there's more to it than "calories in calories out". I've been saying for so long that fat storage ability varies because the first time I lost weight 98 lbs fell off in 8 months but the second time I've lost just 28 lbs in 3 years.
>>8092157
Damn almond is twice the price So should I just fry the egg?
I can't eat cream I'm allergic to milk
>>8092170
Yeah you can fry the egg in lard as well for extra taste and fat too
>>8092173
chicken fat is best fat
>>8092151
>More power to you, as soon as my voice got andro I quit voice training, couldn't stand it.
prove it
you probably still sound like a man
>>8092176
I want some damn chicken fat but I only buy breast in big bags
Damn, /mtfg/ finally getting redpillled on ketosis.
Carbs are bad for you since they're caloricaly-dense and nutritionally-empty (relatively). They also spoke your insulin, putting you in "fat storage mode". So not only does your hunger decrease, but you can technically eat as mantra calories as lose weight much faster than with a normal diet.
Also, you need to learn the truth about soy. Soy is BAD for you. Turns men into weak sissies and women into basic bitches. Don't trust Big Soy. Eat real food.
>>8092181
buy thighs with skin on
>>8092170
most of /mtfg/ is ignorant meming tbqh
i tell anyone that asks that sugar's a god damned drug as addictive as nicotine or meth
also eggs are great, i got kind of tired of them but i'd put egg yolk on literally anything. hard boiled eggs/egg salad are good too
>>8092176
reminds me of the toast with schmaltz & pickles i had while cycling in the spreewald
i want to go back
oh yeah. deep fry some motherfuckin chicken wings, that was always a great keto treat
i feel guilty about all the tasty animals i enjoyed but otoh, got my health under control. they died for a decent purpose
>>8092183
I know it would be a better choice but I just don't like them
>>8092182
*eat as many calories and lose weight
>>8092186
>I just don't like them
the what
how can you not like moist meat full of delicious grease?!
breasts have zero fat, zero flavour and are dry to boot
>>8092170
Shakira ive lifted for four years im /fit/ as fuck. Its all calories in calories out.
I went from 140 lbs to 230 to 175 which is what i am now all in the span of four years. You're wrong
>>8092186
Please relax brother.
I shall bare this burden.
BIDOOF
>>8092191
I don't like the texture of thighs. It's the only part of a chicken I don't like I'd rather eat organs and feet desu
keto protip:
you can "bread" your meat with crushed pork rinds if you want crispy friend pork chops/chicken/chicken fried steak
decadent af
>>8092193
cal i/o is important but it's not helpful to be ignorant of the metabolic issues caused by the modern western industrial diet
>>8092198
>you can "bread" your meat with crushed pork rinds if you want crispy friend pork chops/chicken/chicken fried steak
yep, best thing ever is a keto chicken parmigiana
keto is like the ultimate reddit diet it just like bacon XD
>>8092200
Heart disease comes from inflamation in the arteries first before your cholesterol really begins to have an effect on it.
Also maintaining a low insulin level keeps your body active and busy processing fat instead of being distracted by glucose which it prioritises
>>8092138
so how do you feel when you see a cis girl or timeline of someone who passes well?
>>8092208
It pushes the knife further into my chest
the only good foods are water and soil you dumb nerds, just make sure to get some sunlight as well
all i want to do today is cycle around the beautiful east german towns in the spreewald biosphere reserve
maybe rent a boat and paddle for a bit
and then eat that schmaltz+pickle toast & spargle
>>8092200
no, it actually helps.. i think the lustig talk goes into why a bit. your body, operating normally, is capable of managing itself... the sugar metabolism byproducts contribute more to arterial plaque than your fat intake
>>8092211
>Not in an intermitant breathing diet while cutting vitamin D
Never gonna make it
>>8092209
i think the goal of detransition is to not have shit like that affect you anymore
to be free of dysphoria
>>8092196
I just got out of work idk who the one spouting wrong facts is lmao
>>8092216
more like the goal of *transition
>>8092214
Still up for debate but probably from low GI foods imo.
The best argument against it being caused by cholesterol and especially dietary cholesterol is the amount of people taking Statin drugs (lower cholestrol) to the amount of people who are actually treated.
>>8092211
I wake up from my nightmares because the sunlight shines through the blinds every day. is that enough sunlight per day?
>tfw no beautiful east euro girl(boy) to make art and enjoy nature with
>>8092218
you're fucking stupid desu, reading comprehension is not difficult
>>8092208
i study the cis girls looks to improve my own and am inspired by mtfs that pass well
>>8092204
i learned about ketogenic dieting from my dad meming the atkins diet in the early 2ks, i.e. before reddit existed
>>8092227
no im trying to encourage trannies to photosynthesise
i believe it will make us more powerful and beautiful and longlived
>>8092226
i'm pretty sure lustig explains the metabolic process that leads to this inflammation in the talk i linked, actually
>>8092223
wrong, as trans, your always chasing your female ideal and you have a heightened awareness around cis and notice everything
>>8092212
So why has Western science lied to me for so many years? I've literally been taught since I was a kid "food pyramid good, you live long"
>>8092226
I need to find out while I'm still young so I avoid the fate of the average 20th century pleb. Where's a good place to research this?
>>8092229
Is your dad in good shape?
>>8092231
idk about that. I can only stay in the sunlight a bit or else my skin burns. people say I look like I'm covered in flour.
>>8092242
>So why has Western science lied to me for so many years? I've literally been taught since I was a kid "food pyramid good, you live long"
yes I wonder why
>>8092242
Western food science is entirely based on the laughably bad study by Ancel Keys which blamed high fat diets for everything when the opposite was true. They got everyone to go from 40% fat to 30% fat and in that time obesity shot way up.
>>8092242
that's a complicated sociopolitical question
but the essence of it is agricultural subsidies. the us govt has pushed dietary guidelines for decades that are just flat fucking wrong
it's a huge travesty, very similar to the propaganda in the war on drugs, but instead of the slavery(prison) & leo industries it's the agricultural sector
my dad is a lazy fuck always looking for the easy way out
i'm pretty fit and used to be morbidly obese tho
>>8092258
TOO FUCKING EARLY