Mtfg: """male""" to cute girl gen

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Tanya thread

>>8058307
You're pretty rad, alines

tfw youll never be as comfy as edie
;_;

i need to go shopping for food but i don't really feel like it
baka
gotta get some instant noodles and cookies

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Akari-chan is cute

>>8058327

ur hella comfy what do u mean

>>8058343
*lets u rest ur head on my tiddie*

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i love being here.
i love all of you.
huggs X3

>>8058347
i want you to give me more than just a hug

>>8058266
No prescription, just a recommendation for some over the counter supplements. idek how it was lowish, I spend at least an hour a day outside.
I haven't watched in months, I was just curious because you've been posting so much Meredith lately.

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>>8058346

I did everything without anyone knowing but then the pharmacy calls my dad instead of me and now I have to explain a prescription when I've never taken any other in my life

>>8058346
thats a lil lewdy

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I look a lil better in this one.

Need ro lose weight dammit

>>8058361
are you gonna transition or not

>>8058347
<3 hugg

Thinking about starting hormones just as a way to say fuck you to my mom and society

Is the dick shrinking permanent?

>>8058367
unfortunately she has kind of got other things she needs to take care of first I think

Hey everyone I'm sorry for being an asshole earlier, I was drunk, depresed and angry. Boymode fucking sucks.

>>8058299
The whore lifestyle is good but you can't rest on your laurels. Save or invest the money into something for when you lose your looks.

can girls has pennis

>>8058367
Hold up nigga I might but deffo not gonna be trutrans lol

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>>8058371
My peen didn't shrink all that much tbqh.
I was 7 inches now I'm like 6 inches

>>8058371
sounds like a bad idea bro
>>8058377
only if ur nice to the thing attached to it

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>Tfw take estrogen as a test
>don't stop

Darn. Tricked again
Oh well. It makes me happy

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>>8058350
ok.
come here ;3

>>8058368
>pic XD

>>8058371
If you became a hot latina I'd date you.

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>>8058351

that is surprising ::o is it not as sunny where you are or somethin?
i've been rewatching the first 6-7 seasons recentlyyy, on season 5 at the moment. and meredith and i are pretty similar so ye lmao
it was gettin good again at the end of last season and beginning of this one but i haven't kept up with it recently unfortunately.

>>8058376

that's why i need to work more often! the last couple of months i've only been working like twice a week, maybe three times and like
i have money to spend on extra things and to pay my bills but i wasn't saving too much so ye

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wtf I hate avocado now

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we're all anime girls irl, right?

>>8058397
I avoid bananas now for some reason

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>>8058343
>>8058299 #
Honestly;
I'll sometimes go weeks where I butt wanking every day for like half an hour
Lmao.

Other weeks/months, not at all.

Umm.
High quality toys really do help.

Vixskin toys are my absolute favorite
https://vixen-creations.myshopify.com

It's funny b/c it's dual layer construction makes it so they actually put hard silicone balls inside squishy silicone so even they feel real.
And the shaft is firm with seemingly loose, soft skin around it like a real dick.

Haha.

In all honesty, I have one of the wide base ones that lives stuck to my shower wall for easy use.(pic)

My wife has kinda just accepted I'm too fucking insatiable for her *and her genital dysphoria*
Sometimes, she's my toy wench and services me.
But, mostly, I handle things on my own.

>>8058394
Ur

Ur literally in London

>>8058386
Ye ikr
>>8058383
I don't have that much to lose bb

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>>8058398
Me irl desu

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>>8058398
nope

>>8058397
o shit, i need some avocados.
>.<

>>8058395
Save so you can go to college or start a business. If you bust your butt, you could buy a McDonalds franchise or similar, and have another income stream.

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>>8058371
Mine hasn't shrunk, maybe like half an inch
Then again it wasn't that big anyway tbqh
>>8058397
Avocados taste bad
>>8058377
As long it's a feminine one
>>8058398
Of course :^)

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>needed to shave once a week
>two laser sessions
>three weeks later no growth
>no shadow
>next appointment next week

Being a mongloid isn't so bad.

>>8058407
Ooh

>>8058408
kawaii des
>>8058409
ur hot and i want to finger your nostrils

I'm trolling here you understand

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>>8058394
If u obscure your face I will get u

listening to korn nightcore makes me want to slaughter trannies ngl tbqh

>>8058409
You look like my godmother but young.
A greek goddess type thing going on

>>8058411
>if you bust your butt
GAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>mickidicks
.....
Omg

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sam hyde, samuel hyde, samuel whitcomb hyde, from mde, milliondollarextreme, million dollar extreme, your dad, your dad 2, ten things millenials can do with college degrees

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>>8058395
Late spring and summer are pretty nice here but the rest of the year is meh. I like the rain and snow (when it happens) though.

>>8058397
>flashbacks to Christmas and Norovirus ;_;
I still can't even pass by 7 layer dip in the store without feeling queasy. I'm pretty sure it's forever ruined now :(

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>>8058421
>>8058435
ily >ω<

>>8058436
Stop making fun of us young stupids or we're gonna make fun of u old richs

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>>8058408
PATT

>>8058445
pat once

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>>8058403

oh. lmao
well in that case i might get the outlaw vixskin toy. it's like an inch bigger than the guy i'm dating but it's not like i need to take the whole thing yknow
i need to regularly see my man too ugh

>>8058411

>bust your butt
L M A O I MEAN... TRU
i'm gonna go to school for botany i'm very excited! but i also just want an apartment like pic related.

>>8058443

oh :c well dang that sucks

>>8058445
uwu

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>>8058443
Oh god Norovirus is awful there was an outbreak back when I was in residence in undergrad and I thought I was dying the gut pain was so bad

>>8058412
U taste bad

today i had pizza and some sausages with toast

am i the good girl

>>8058411
Mickey D's is franchised in the USA? But yeah basically this.
>>8058407
I said a million times my aunt wants to take me to LA one day.

jeez, why can't i sit still?
why can't i stop giggling?
why do i go into heat so much?

>>8058398
im an anime boy >///<

>>8058471
You wanna be my girl tonight?

I could head to Reno.

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>>8058448

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>>8058478
okay :D

>>8058471
I think you're cool Alines.

>>8058486
I could take you out to dinner, make you feel nice :)

>>8058446
I'm not old.
I just work really hard for my $$
You're just a lazylazy

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>>8058488
i think my hormones are just acting up again idk.
but it's getting really intense.
agh! headache

>>8058491
okay! but 1st i need to complete my homework

i accidentally burned my finger making tea and now its red and stings will someone suck on it

>>8058503
I can wait ;)

Let's see if you can

I forgot to take my girl pills before going to work. Am I going to turn into an ugly man again

where my fem"boys" at

>>8058503
my bobs are acting rowdy again.

>>8058510
that sounds so hot :o

>>8058514
ok

>>8058515
no but youll spontaneously combust into flame

>>8058515
yeah soz

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>>8058501
Holy shit trip
>>8058457
I have the Randy & the bandit.
Randy is THICCCCC
Omg
Forking out that much more for a combo of both is ughhhh
I like choosing by my mood.
But again, I TOTALLY GET IT.
Just do it.
If all else fails, you can also get a slimmer one so you can pick your flavour per-mood.
(I've also a whole plethora of others from letting a friend host her passion parties at my place with cheese/wine)

>>8058519
tfw boy boobs

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>>8058519
I'm here

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I finally understand how a wing works, I'm proud of myself, somebody give me an asspat.

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Who else /manly man/
>>8058515
If you miss a single dose all of your changes go away
Rip

where my boys at

>>8058531
You must have low autism

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>>8058318
I just had like an hour long talk with my 60 year old neighbor in a wheel chair.

Old people have such nice stories

>>8058530
I love that pic, but sorry no
>>8058529
same..okay theyre girl boobs, but Im a boy still

>>8058537
Fuck im autistic
Wanna play desu?

>>8058461
It's the worssst, even worse than a really bad flu I had when I was younger. I live with disgusting slobs that don't really bother with hygiene too, so there was no way I wasn't getting it :(

>>8058353
Make sure for later you tell your pharmacy about updating your contact information and that they can talk to ONLY you about it.

>>8058537
lucky, my like 80 year old grandpa just growls at me

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>>8058537
Ooh neato, my grandpa used to tell me old war stories, what did ya talk about?

>>8058540
Other half told me to consider cutting my hair short like yours and going back to oil with the boys :(

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>>8058533
>>8058534
big and strong boy reporting in

>>8058533
Hey Ambiance
>>8058536
>Study anything STEM related
>Get called an autist
>/mtfg/ wnders why I dropped out of college
>>8058549
How old are you? My grandad was 5 when the war broke out.

>>8058546
i don't remember very much about my grandparents.
the last time i saw them alive had to be like 15 years ago

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>go to get a drink
>decide to go in to the safeway
>fuck Im wearing girl clothes
>guy stops in front of me while im waiting in line and says hi
>blush and say hi
>guy at the self check out waves me over and says "you can have this one miss"
>look around to see who he's talking to
>she must have left

._.;

>>8058550
do it faggot you need to provide like a lioness

>>8058555
There have been other wars since WW2. Could be Vietnam or even a more recent one, like Yugoslavia or Iraq.

>>8058555
I'm [REDACTED]
My grandpa served in ww2, I was born kinda late, so I didn't know him for very long

>>8058534
I'm here
>>8058540
WHAT

>>8058556
the grandpa on one side of my family is a crazy old man that just grumbles and growls, my grandpa on the other side was this big soviet officer and hes still living in the middle of nowhere by the kazakhstan border so thats kinda cool

>>8058555
Hey
How's your day been
>>8058549
>tfw used to hear war stories from my grandpa
>tfw he was at D-Day
I wish I had asked him for more stories

>>8058568
yea, that other grampa sounds cool.
my grampa was a sailor who fought in the korean war i think.
my mom said that he used to tell her stories about the 8 goddesses in s. korea when i told her about their scandal last year.
btw, he was my paternal grandfather

>>8058562
I mean, I am already.
The alternative is wait until my name/gender change comes through in the following month and move back to the northern west coast

>>8058569
Mine never gave up his POW status so by the end of the war, he was living better than the Germans his kommando worked for. Given the way my grandmother talked about Germans, I'm also pretty sure he fathered a few illegitimate children there too.

why is brown rice so hard to make sushi with the consistency is so hard to nail down it's either too dry or kind of slimy

>>8058569
Terrible. Got depressed and went on a food and booze binge. The early afternoon was good though, went on a bike ride through the nice part of town.
>>8058563
My brain is stuck in the late 90s/early 00s when Vietnam vets were still middle-aged. I also still think that anyone born in 2000 cannot speak.

>>8058579
i want to protect you elanna

>>8058579
ooo, sushi sounds nice.
i wish i had nori & vinegar.
can't wait to see sexy calc t.a.
he's so handsome, & i love his accent

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>3 no tips in a row
>losing money working

>>8058580
I'm kind of stuck in 1999 and 1986 for some things, but I'm still able to acknowledge the passage of time.

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>>8058582
w-why

>>8058587
homemade sushi is delish I've actually discovered it's pretty cheap if you make it yourself and select ingredients that aren't super expensive

>>8058596
whut job?

>>8058601
Teach me?
It's a pricey habit I need to break

>>8058601
how expensive is eel?
i hope i didn't toss my slab of porkbelly

>>8058578
Why did he surrender?
>>8058596
In the civilized world we have a thing called minimum wage.
>>8058600
I miss the 90s so fucking much.

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so perfect

>>8058457
At one of the places I lived, I grew some ivy on strings to make the living room curtains. I had pots at both the top and bottom so the ivy was growing both up and down. Eventually it merged and intertwined.

>>8058531
and a sailboat balances the effects of two different types of wings.

>>8058537
>>8058549
They can be fun. I wish I got to know grandpa better. He was a traveling faith healer before he married grandma. He could tell you where you hurt...

>>8058564
My family has some late births. I even have an uncle who is younger than I am.

>>8058579
>brown rice so hard to make
get a good rice cooker.

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>>8058611
i loved the vidya.
cartoons weren't so great in hindsight, except animu.
90's weren't THAT great tbdesu, but they were kinda cool.
i loved the 2000's now that's a decade i'd like to see again

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>>8058609
eel is expensive and also unsustainable so far as the fishing of it goes
shame really I love bbq eel

>>8058606
1. Acquire and make sushi (short grain) rice
2. Apply sushi vinegar when still hot
3. Allow rice to cool to room temperature
4. Put a layer of plastic over a sushi mat, put down a sheet of nori, and then after wetting your fingers spread the sushi rice evenly over the nori
5. Put a strip of filling along the bottom
6. Roll the nori+rice+filling up into a roll using your sushi mat
7. Slice into bite size pieces

Bam you just made sushi rolls

>>8058611
The whole country surrendered, remember? He was part of one of the holdouts that ignored that and kept fighting for a little while after 18/6/40.

I don't miss the 90s. I kind of miss high school and my youth but not the decade. I was already stuck in the past after my first close call with death, that was in 86. I got stuck even further when I ended up with full fledged PTSD in 99, though.

>>8058609
Like all foods it depends where you buy it. it used to be ultra cheap here in London because they were abundant in the Thames but now I guess it's imported and would cost quite a bit. Likewise I used to eat lobster for free in Jamaica because you know you can just go pluck one out of the sea but here in the west it's seen as an expensive delicacy.
>>8058619
The styles were so fly like omg, Fresh prince reminded me of all the bright pastel colours I used to wear. And games were better too because they concentrated on gameplay rather than just shiny graphics. No fucking Facebook either.

>>8058619
I remember little to nothing of the 2000s.

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>>8058629
>The whole country surrendered

>>8058621
Thank youuuu!
OMFG unagi is my absolute favorite
I guess salmon is a pretty easy go-to.
And getting roe + quail eggs is pretty easy with an Asian market nearby

>>8058632
yea, the internet was super weird back then tho.
i did love the vidya.
80's vidya was cool too.
i miss gamecube ;_;

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>>8058644
Salmon is solid, although you really want sashimi grade farmed salmon (wild salmon can have parasites)

I'm a cheap fuck so I've just been making california rolls, imitation crab is dirt cheap compared to high quality salmon or tuna

>>8058648
Just because you youngsters don't know how to use gopher, Archie, telnet or Usenet doesn't mean those were weird.

>>8058639
Heh, same.
Apart from downloading single mp3's
(I used winmx)
Chatrooms
Chatrooms
Conspiracies

And then torrenting came along, followed by Myspace.... And everything fell to shit

>>8058655
I remember AOL
>>8058656
Who /msn/?

what phone brands are good and which are crap? im buying one but havnt owned one in years

>>8058654
I've got a Costco caaaaaaaard xD.
I wonder if pre-making the rice sheets & freezing em is a thing?

>>8058654
Have you had high quality smoked salmon yet?

>>8058656
I remember not switching from Altavista to Google at first because Google results were lacking even if the homepage was quicker to load. IRC all night, yeah. Don't ask me about music, books or films from that decade, though, it just didn't exist.

>>8058664
Judging by your username you're Australian in which case I don't have a fucking clue.

>>8058632
>you can just go pluck one out of the sea
Remembers taking broom sticks and probing the seaweed in the shallows for lobster. When you find one, you get it to attack the broomstick and clamp on. Then you lift it up into the dingy. The guy in the dingy puts it into a tub of water with lid.

>>8058654
farmed salmon can also have parasites. just not as likely.

>>8058655
Kermit...

>>8058669
FTP archive indexes...
shar archives.

>>8058665
I've seen supermarket frozen sushi but I really don't think it's an option for the home cook. Rice gets a weird texture when you freeze it, and it gets slimy if you've mixed it with the sushi vinegar. Needs to be made fresh although if you get a system going it can be pretty minimal effort to make.

>>8058667
Yeah my parents really liked it and went out of their way to get it every time we vacationed here. Still not crazy about smoked salmon though ;~;

>>8058663
I remember making a table light from a neon tube going through a stack of glued together AOL CDs. So many of those in the mail... Got misplaced when I moved.

>>8058669
I remember using Netscape and watching Laser Disks die out.
To be fair, there was a solid few years when Yahoo was still an independent company and results weren't too lacking

>>8058673
actually i live in america its just a stupid nickname that stuck

>>8058676
Literally any raw fish can have parasites
Farmed salmon that's been flash frozen is the kind of salmon least likely to, wild salmon is a partially freshwater fish which tends to get all kinds of fun bugs.

is it weird that the thought of trying new foods gives me anxiety

>>8058688
a lil nimmers
maybe you should try new foods very gradually

i believe in u

>>8058688
me too

>>8058686
I always cook meats properly.

>time to cow feed.

>>8058688
try a sauce other than teriyaki maybe but with the same eat
ease yourself into it

>>8058688
same

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>>8058692
shame, many meats taste better raw or nearly raw

>>8058688
Þorramatur could help you cure that anxiety. When you've tried the dishes on that plate, there's not much left to scare you.
Alternatively, French peasant cuisine could work all the same.

>>8058692
even steak?

>tfw mom made you eat your steak well-done until you were like 15

>>8058697
I like my meat thoroughly cooked. But it's almost always pork, so...

okay maybe informed consent is TOO easy
I'm sitting here with my titskits and I'm not sure if I'm ready to start
also twice daily is every 12 hours right?

I accidentally bought an IPA instead of beer
oh god its fucking awful

its high alcohol percentage tricked me

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>tfw no horse sashimi
;~;

>>8058709
>ipa
>instead of beer
wut

>>8058715
horses aren't for eating they're for riding

>>8058677
Aww. It's one of my favorites even up there with blue cheese! One of the best parts of visiting my Dad is the smoked salmon. He lives near a first nations reserve so he always really good salmon :)

>>8058703
Ugh. When I was old enough to cook, I stopped letting my mom make steaks because she likes them well done - aka RUINED ;_;
I think she also ruined pork chops for me. Not that I like the flavor much, but she always cooked them until they were like rubber.

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>>8058716
I disagree, horse meat is tasty

>>8058715
I meant regular beer (I think)
idk I don't know anything about beer

>>8058718
how can you look one in the eye after eating one tho

>>8058716
horse meat is one of the most delicious meats you'll find.

>>8058715
this looks so tasty ;w;

Nim, why did you link this song to me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

>>8058722
horses scare me
I don't like them

>>8058719
I think you mean american lager, or at least that's what I'd assume you mean by "regular beer"

IPA is an acquired taste they're delicious though

>>8058722
The same way I look any other animal in the eye after I eat one of them, I'm not some kind of softy.

>>8058727
>song
A-amazing

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>>8058727
no reason

lunch was hot pockets and cookies
did i do good mom

>>8058708
congrats
>also twice daily is every 12 hours right?
yea

>>8058725
>TFW no horse meat pizza
>>8058719
IPA means
Indian Pale Ale
It's a type of beer.
It's an acquired taste, as much as coffee

>>8058731
sometimes i think about the animal im eating while i eat it and it makes the meat a lil tastier

is that weird

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>>8058750
Please forward all nim food related inquiries to my secretary

>>8058750
>TFW no nim thigh pizza

>>8058750
what if it was a gay animal

>>8058731
I mostly drink amber ales, fruity lambics and witbiers.

>>8058744
so ale is beer?

>>8058753
i don't have their info sorry

>>8058754
wtf

>>8058755
chickens can't be gay

>>8058761
>Lambics and Witbiers
Queer.

>>8058764
>chickens can't be gay
[citation needed]

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i want hormones already :(

>>8058764
I like to think about the animal before I eat it.
Makes it tastier
>>8058762
>>Ale
Brown ale, red ale,white ale,Amber ale.
Ummm....

>>8058762
Beer can be divided into the broader classes of ales and lagers, they both are made with different kinds of yeast.

There's many different kinds of each, with different flavor profiles, alcohol percentages and hop content

>>8058766
Fuck off witbier is great

>>8058753
do you currently have any positions available?
I can send you my resume

Dorks

>>8058780
beat me up

>>8058776
In a cold glass on a hot summer lazy day...
Very circumstantial tho.
Just like how a nice IPA is best on a brisk fall afternoon

I recently realized that I really want a pretty heteronormative relationship, I just dont care if my partner has a male or female body. Is there a . term for this? I've been going with Hetero flexible.

>>8058776
>Beer can be divided into the broader classes of ales and lagers
hmm thats kinda cool
maybe I should learn about beer

also I take back what I said about IPAs because I slammed it and now I can see its maybe not so bad

pleb is an 11/10 qt lewd gf tbqhfamlam

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>>8058788
It's so tasty and fruity though!
Belgian ales are so good I don't know what you're on about

>>8058794
Yeah idk, if you're not used to the bitterness an IPA can be a bit overwhelming, it's a kind of beer that's notable for having lots of hops in it.

This tends to give it a really citrusy and pine like flavor though, idk, I've learned to like it but definitely didn't used to.

>>8058796
pleb is A G P

>>8058788
When I was young, I often showed up in class with a litre bottle of amber ale, removed the cork with my teeth and gave a toast to the teacher before drinking the whole thing over the two or three hours of boredom.

>>8058796
mah budd

>>8058806
huh?

>>8058796
WTF DE FUCKING LETE THIS
i'll post the picof us on the carousel....
>>8058805
maybe..

>>8058796
this place actually does hugbox, but pleb completely looks like a cute female to me

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me on the left

>>8058808
budd
u
d
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>>8058812
>tfw youfinally agree with a compliment
thank anon

>>8058811
oh i wanna see now owo

>>8058806
Hahaha.
That'll pass the time I guess.
However, why did it have a cork?
Wouldn't the pressure pop it out?
>>8058799
Maybe my repressive beer snobby habits have me on the fence about this one.
Beer variety changes with the season, imo

I read about both of you fucking urselves and now I have a boner and I'm happy for no reason

>>8058811
no u dweeb
>>8058812
She's actually qter irl

>>8058813
i like ur pelvis

>>8058817
i gotta see my bf doesn't like hispic on 4chan because he looks like a kinda meme-y qt boy
>>8058821
i'm doing it now wtf.

>>8058813
you know for all practical purposes, if the goal isn't to carry a child, a male skeleton is definitely more beneficial

>>8058810
Being a star student gave me full license to act like an obnoxious punk as long as my results stayed top notch. So drinking, showing up in girl mode, singing bawdy songs, all that never got me into trouble.

>>8058819
Same as a champagne bottle. Flared cork held in place by metal wire.

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>>8058819
Fucking beer snobs
All beer varieties I've tried have their good characteristics. Even american macro lager is refreshing from time to time.

>>8058832
>>8058806
That teacher's name? Albert Einstein.

>>8058799
I could definitely see how someone could grow to like the taste
still it took me so long to like american beer idk if I'll ever be able to fully get behind it if it didn't give a nice buzz

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Oops

i really want to transition so i can go to college as a girl
that'd be nice

>>8058840
Dawwww

>>8058840
delet this

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Oops
Fiddle sticks
Messed up :^)

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>tfw marathoning SU again
wew I need hobbies
>>8058840
Awww
>>8058813
Same

>>8058838
Not really. I'm not sure how to explain the mindset of French classes préparatoires and engineering schools to foreigners. It's all very elitist, and if you're good enough to stay at the top in one of those, anything goes.

>>8058844
he is super qt iknow
>>8058846
nough
>>8058848
oooo i wanna watch s3+ with uuu friday

>>8058840
Who's top?

my back is so manly I don't think it'll ever work out for me desu

I've had dreams about it, where I see my own back and it looks horribly disfigured and huge
its just really really not gonna work no matter what is it

>>8058853
>implying mine works and isn't too small to use
ofc he is.

>>8058856
Is joke

>>8058856
I like your hair, im going to copy it

>>8058676
We used a cage.
>>8058685
The only American one I know of is AT&T
>>8058806
>Be science autist in school
>A little spaced out in class for unknown reasons
>Drinking from bottle of mostly frozen water
>Teacher comes along and accuses me of drinking alcohol in class
>"But sir the freezing point of ethanol is -114 °C
>He gives me an angry stare and walks off
He never liked me after that.
>>8058832
>Being a star student gave me full license to act like an obnoxious punk
Omg this
>Be in physics class
>Turn up half hour late as usual
>But teacher isn't there, it's some supply teacher
>He starts telling me off for being late
>Turn to the class while pointing at him and say "who's this guy"
>Next day normal teacher returns
>He tried to sweep the incident under the carpet and continue kissing my ass but because all the other students were butthurt at my special treatment they petitioned him to force me to apologize to the supply teacher which I did.
I was an untouchable god at school.
>>8058618
Sailboats have wings?

>>8058862
ohhhhh lol
>>8058863
okay!
have fun with it!post pics too!

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>>8058851
I can't do it this Friday :^(
I've got a graduation party I have to go tomorrow
But I definitely want to watch them with you!
>>8058799
Hoppy beers just don't appeal me
It sucks cuz all the breweries here and back home and known for their IPAs

Grilled cheese isn't bad

>>8058869
Grilled cheese is delicious

>>8058869
cheese is gross

I remember seeing a really old tier list of pleb when she had blond hair

its crazy how pretty she is now
kinda inspiring desu...she's getting close to cis-tier honestly

>>8058869
>>8058871
cheese is, like,heavenly

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>>8058848
>DIDN'T INVITE ME TO WATCH IT WITH YOU

forever on my shitlist

>tfw months old pbr right now
tastes kiinda dope desu
>>8058868
oh okay!
nppp just tell me when you are free on discord and we'll link up and watch some!
>>8058872
lol ty and yay i'm happy i can inspire anyone ever!

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>make sushi
>print off hiragana practice sheets
>try to pick a yuri to read tonight
this is perfectly acceptable behavior

>>8058868
>tfw never made it to graduation
Feels. Hope you enjoy it though.
>>8058872
>tfw will never be cis-tier
Super feels.

>>8058879
elanna I love you

>>8058879
I will acknowledge your homosexual behavior just this once.

I wanna be more passable than all the others
I wanna be more passable than all the rest
I wanna be so passable, you can see the difference

Wait.

All of you chase each other.

>>8058881
you looked pretty decent in pics you posted late 2016 really
don't most black women tend to wear fake hair anyway? seems like a perfect situation for you

>>8058884
w-why

>>8058886
not homosexual

>>8058889
WRONG
my love for elannna is from respect and admiration for her, 0% sexual
...if thats what you were talking about

>>8058889
I've never chased anyone but mercury and Drunk Chaser
they're cute

>>8058894
but yuri is homo

>>8058889
the best strategy of chasing is to transition

>>8058887
I hope you don't mean passable as in French, because aurea mediocritas is bullshit.

>>8058697
>>8058703
I know how meat is raised...
I'll do steak to 150F at the core.

>>8058706
modern factory farm pork has virtually no trichina. Often those pigs never see dirt.

>>8058716
And what do you do with the bad ones?
Until that stupid horse slaughter law was passed, US used to export hundreds of millions in horse meat. Over $50 million a year to France alone.

>>8058849
I'd almost say anywhere except a military academy. I had long conversations with my gf in classes we had in common.

>>8058865
>We used a cage.
ou had to have a license to use a cage. Snorkeling with a broom stick was it attacking you. ;)
>Sailboats have wings?
What do you think the sails and keel are...I realized that as a preteen. Of course I sailed often so I got to see how they work.

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>>8058894

>>8058889
Post dic

>>8058889
i only chase qt boys that resemble anthony fantano

>>8058900
I'm not sure what you're referring to?
Like the passable mention in bachalaureate?

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Today is the most perfect day for driving

Mid sundown, 70s and crisp spring breezes

For the first time I'm not as miserable as usual

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>>8058881
Thanks
Final project is p much done and I just need to pass my chem class with at least a D and I'm free
>>8058877
Will do!
>>8058876
You gotta come out here
Our depending on where you are I might go out there
>>8058879
weeb
>>8058889
I don't chase people ;_;

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well that was great. i didnt wear makeup today except a bit of concealer to hide some shadow and made 54$ in tips

feelsgudman

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>>8058913
Commiefornia.

>>8058913
yay!!!
sounds super radical!!!
>>8058914
>tfw okay with posting pics without make up now

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>>8058916
What part
I'm moving back to San Diego next month and I've got family in the Bay Area

>>8058901
Funny thing is, the engineering school I went to was a full-fledged military school until 1967 and kept most of the trappings of it even though it's a noncombatant uniformed officers school now.

>>8058894
idk
I remember someone saying you're like the aunt of /mtfg/, obviously I don't mean it to be insulting but its kinda true
like you've been through a rough path borderline similar to mine and even though you're only a bit older than me I feel like you share wisdom

idk I'm trying to find a way to type this without getting too sappy but I look up to you and I really like your presence

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>looking around at insurance plans for the first time

>>8058922
Delet
Plz no ban

>>8058922
you should get your right testicle checked

>>8058906
Yeah, like that. Synonymous to mediocre.

>>8058922
ew

>>8058890
Thanks.
Yes most do.
>>8058901
The keel just keeps the boat upright, the sail, I'm pretty sure it's just a sheet that catches wind, it's not an airfoil.
>>8058913
But your degree is CS? Why are you doing chemistry?
>>8058914
Are you Korra?
>>8058927
In the civilized world healtcare is free.

>>8058925
I thought I was the crazy aunt of /mtfg/.

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>>8058920
iktf. i look roughly the same with and without it

>>8058930
Ohh I see what you mean lol.
I meant passable as in 'passing' and stuff owo.
And I was also using part of lyrics to a song

>>8058921
I am a bit further north, but I will likely be going down there later this year. How long are you staying?

>>8058933
Dammit, I thought you killed yourself.

>>8058933
Chem is just a required class I had to take
>>8058943
At least for a few months
If I can get a job out there I'll stay longer

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>>8058925
Idk I wouldn't take that as an insult I kinda like being thought of as an aunt even if it's kind of terrifying to think that anyone would think I'm wise

Thanks for saying this anon I'm glad that I can still come here and feel that there's people who have been through similar and who understand

>>8058913
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a weeaboo when a long term goal is to potentially study in japan

>>8058901
absolutely disgusting what a waste of high quality cuts of beef

>>8058898
n-no

>back at store
>overhear some dudebro talking in a loud voice to some stranger
>"they're putting something in the water these days man. Back in my day men were men, burly and strong, not sissy faggots like them"
>pointing right at me
>im like 6 feet away????

I really need to move before I get killed

>>8058955
He wants it

He wants the bp

>>8058955
do you have legal concealed carry in texas?
flash your holster and wink at them

>>8058955
well thats mean

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She's really cute right?

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>>8058955
Did you wave?

>>8058955
were you boymode or what
but yeah fuck dudebros
while i was in the shelter this guy was talking about this trans girl who was one of his 'best friends' and she helped him meet some cis girl and he mentioned asking the trantran if she was a 'real girl' and the tran was like 'i'm not a real girl' and he's like no
that triggered my dysphoria pretty hard

>>8058960
I considered it but it would be brandishing without a good cause and I would be unemployed fast

>>8058964
she does look cute

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>>8058964
:|

>>8058967
Ok ANTHONY BURCH, whatever you say.

>>8058964
With a warning like that, I wouldn't eat her out.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HV5O8Un6k
omg :3

>>8058978
you almost made me choke on a grape you cock

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Should I make a tinder just to trick more straight men into being gay, yes/no?

>>8058977
Wat
>>8058978
You can kinda tell she's one of those that is begging to cum from her ass alone

Fuck.
>>8058972
Not as cute as

.

.

.

(You)

:*

>>8058989
u////u

but desu she's actually much cuter than me

>>8058987
of course

>>8058987
We're so bored we'd probably find that intertaning yes.

>>8058987
You're going ti get tricked into getting beat up.

>>8058992
Yea I was just being nice you ugly duckling

>>8058967
I am perma boy mode right now I don't pass and it would be suicide to present female now

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>slept for 10 hours last night
>still feel sleep deprived af
fug
guess you can't pay off sleep debt in a single night

>>8058981
bunnies are cute
my sister had a fuckton of them back at home
pic related is a baby that kept escaping from its cage

>>8058869
>>8058870
>>8058874
I like to take a couple slices of lightly toasted bread, and then grill cheese on top of them. What type of cheese you use can really change the flavor. I sometimes mix a couple cheeses.

>>8058910
We had a sunny day today. It had been a couple weeks since I'd seen the sun.

>>8058914
Do you get better tips with more makeup on? Does it pay for you to wear it?

> I just saw a bat. Must have had 6-8" wings.
> also last night on the way home I saw a 4 legged beaver crossing the road in one of the towns I drive through.

>>8058923
I was just at an Ivy league school...

>>8058933
Read the book The Aero-Hydrodynamics of Sailing.
https://www.amazon.com/Aero-Hydrodynamics-Sailing-Czeslaw-Marchaj/dp/1888671181
It's a tome on the subject. I have both first and second editions.

>>8058953
The nice thing is I know how to cook them and still have them nice and juicy at those internal temps.

>>8058981
Why not make your own job? Anything you can do at home to make money on the side? Borrow some from friends or relatives to get started.

>>8058987
thats what i do desu
>>8058955
"get out of my store. we dont serve bigots"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHqgv7hFVPo

>>8058948
I have to warn you: the people down there aren't the nicest.

>>8058953
I hope its not rude to say but like I'm fully aware of several "binges" that have happened in recent months
and yeah, I do 100% understand that...moving beyond that is something that seems impossible to me, I'm just hoping the urge dies as I age

so yeah I relate to you a lot (even majoring in chem) and you in general to me is something to aspire to, even though I'm sure you think it shouldn't be

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>>8058989
I suppose some people have different tastes.

>>8058993
>>8058995
Awesooome.
Btw, I totally just broke up a couple just by being cute and friendly lol.

>>8059002
wooooooow meanie beanie

>>8059003
iktf
i'm going to move in with my gf in like half a year and try to make a fresh start as a girl
how long have you been on hrt?

>>8059010
Ya we heard lol

I can understand why the girl was jealous and shit lmfao poor guy

>>8059011
Get Rekt Retard

wish i didnt feel so defeated every day

>>8059005
yes and yes

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>Should I make a tinder just to trick more straight men into being gay, yes/no?
>Btw, I totally just broke up a couple just by being cute and friendly lol.

You really are something else.

LMAO the Americans got fucked up by the Russians!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu4MgS-Rzg

>>8058947
Mean
>>8058955
Texas man.
>>8059005
You're right. I learned something new today.

>>8059015
why are you bullying me today .m.

>>8059010
You actually don't think she's mint?

Look at her eyes.

>>8059010
>I broke up a couple
how did you do that

>>8059028
Idk, ur always here.

Seek sunlight.

>>8058978
I've only done that once and it was really gross :(

>>8059038
I can't get sunlight. Apparently it's not advised since I just got a tattoo.

Also what's wrong with always being here? :c

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>>8058996
I'm not going to meet up with them anywhere lol

>>8059015
No, I talked with her - she's not jealous, just upset that he's not giving her as much attention.
I feel bad for her, but not bad enough to give up what I have with him.