/mtfg/ male to female general

tfw perpetually dissatisfied

>>8025186
I am imagining a high school where some greasy neckbeard nervously walks up to a table of girls during lunch and tells his crush, "h-hey, so I desthined an en-pee-shee based off of you for our Pafffinder campain, w-wanna see my drawing of you?"

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So I saw ghost in the shell movie.
While the effects were really nice, the story was bland and off putting

>>8025199
your lack of arguments make me feel I'm correct :)
I understand if you're just afraid to feel hope...after all if you never feel hope you can never be let down

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i wish i had hands full of penis.

>>8025200
>tfw you want to use your hands to play w/ someone else's penis

>>8025197
>Might give me the nerve to get it over with, desu. I've never blacked out before. I've gotten really hammered, but I've always narrowly avoided it.
wew you ain't a real /alcoholic/ then my girl

Remeber ladies, in some parallel universe there's a version of you that was born a girl. And then there are universes in which you're frm instead of MtF.

>>8025221
Ya, I'm probably smokin' hot.

Need to masturbate so I can fulfill gf's orders. Taking porn requests.

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>tfw want to use hands to hold hands

>>8025224
masturbate to feminine benises

>>8025224
animal on animal

>>8025221
there's a universe where i was a dinosaur racecar driver

>>8025216
same

>>8025212
you too...

>>8025221
delete this

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>>8025224
Wanna cyber?

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I hope cornflakes are good against hangovers

Should I be a trip?

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>>8025212
Seems to be an accurate guess at this point.

>>8025230
One day

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>>8025224
why does your gf want you to masturbate?
so she can more easily destroy your gt?

>>8025221
I just mixed G2 with regular gatorade so already feel like i'm in a parallel universe

>>8025236
Yess

>>8025236
run away

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>>8025226
This
I sometimes find myself accidentally holding my friends hand and he always seems okay with it yet he's not gay

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>>8025238
yea, one day

>>8025235
water is most important
anything that makes you drink water
staying up an hour after drinking and eating + water always helps hangovers for me

>>8025220
I know. I don't have the tenacity for it, frankly. I give up on things too easily.

>>8025227
M'kay.

>>8025228
Specify animals, faggot.

>>8025233
Here? Now?

>>8025239
Because I am a succubus and she wishes to sustain me. I have to be her good girl and obey.

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>>8025164
no what we have is actual love babe dw

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>>8025174
>>8025183
>>8025186
What? Woe the day I can't introduce characters based on people I find interesting into a world that I wrote.
>>8025226
She's going to be a Sorcerer courier, someone who spends their day running around, from place to place to deliver messages and packages, so I tried to give special attention to her legs. Can't draw faces and hair for shit tho.

>>8025248
>Specify animals, faggot.
zebraXzebra
hetero only

>>8025233
cyber sounds fun :D

>>8025248
idgi 9.9

>>8025249
>emma capable of "actual love"
lol my dude

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>>8025248
YES

TAKE ME

TAKE ALL OF ME

>>8025251
alright that's pretty cool

>>8025247
To get drunk i mostly drank somethong called goaß
Which ia like half cola, half dark beer and 2 shots of cherrry liqueur
So that already contains a lot of water

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>>8025258
if haku isn't feeling uo to it, can i cyber?

If I OD on sleeping pills is it painless?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE&list=PLDcnymzs18LWrKzHmzrGH1JzLBqrHi3xQ
this is objectively good
fight me

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>>8025245
I wish I could make new friends
>>8025251
That's really cool, I like the hair

>>8025265
noooooope

and if you survive you'll be in more pain than you've ever been in your fucking life

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>>8025264
I am not Chara, by the way.

>>8025262
sounds tasty
you're prolly not an alci like me
still won't hurt though

>>8025265
no.
& don't die

>>8025256
She feeds me in return for my obedience. She even cut me the other day and licked the blood straight from the wound on my bum. My knees got shaky and I fell to the floor.

>>8025258
No can do. Am sub.

>>8025264
Can't cyber and do what I have to do. Go for it, senpai.

>>8025265
If you pull it off, but the chances are hilariously slim.

>>8025269
can confirm from experience

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I just took tit skits for the first time. I feel weird. Is this the placebo effect or is that supposed to happen?

>>8025271
yea, i know
:)

>>8025260
Thank you!
>>8025265
Suicide is never painless because you have to suffer a lot to even get to the point of considering it :/
>>8025267
You think so? Thank you, that means a lot ^^ Would you be interested in finding out more about the story?

>>8025279
same :^)

>>8025269
So there are benefits..

>>8025272
I drank around 3,5 litres of that and a white russian and a gin tonic
Maybe i should drink some water

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>>8025275
I MEANT TAKE ME >IN< YOU OBSEQUIOUS LITTLE WHORE

>>8025282
Yea sound interesting

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>>8025249
kek
love you too babe

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>>8025257
sup pookie
im more than capable of it
the person just has to be right

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>>8025281
If you can pass my screening process, sure.

>>8025285
Granted I also took a bunch of other things and tripped balls for 2 days straight, so idk if my experience counts

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>>8025267
Just be yourself desu

>>8025280
Placebo
But it still feels nice to know everything's getting better now

>>8025289
Oh, okie. Yes pls. I want all of it in my booty. I'm pretty ready for it rn. Fill me like I'm just a receptacle.

>tfw not an obedient succubus

>>8025293
not pookie
also what is this about "actual love"
i heard >>8025292 stood you up lmao

>>8025294
alright. what do you need?

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>>8025293
tfw not cucking pookie rn

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>>8025300
where is your enthusiasm..

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>>8025297
fug forgot to put on trip

>>8025286
no you don't understand

it's not good pain

it's
>oh my god I want to die even more than I did before
pain
but you won't be able to actually do anything about it because moving shoots lightning through your brain and you can't sleep because your stomach hurts so much and your head is constantly thumping and

yeah
it's not gr8

>>8025282
can you draw me as cis

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>>8025305
I want you to impersonate Lauren.

I remember being scared in 2012 if the world would have ended I would have spent all my time in high school

...if only I knew how bad things really are

>>8025306
hey, i've been wondering.
what's your age?

>>8025308
Oh sorry..
Please fuck me, master! I neeeeed to be filled up with you! I feel like I'll die if you don't fill me!

>>8025311
Literally don't mind the sound of this. I'm sorry. When I was going to kill myself, my plan was to stab my neck repeatedly until my jugular split.

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>>8025221
Is there a universe where I get to be a gay dude?

>>8025313
huh?
i don't know much about her
i'm sorry :(

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>>8025318
Eh. I lost interest.

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>>8025292
y-yea love you too babe!
>>8025306
GOD we wish
>>8025304
oh swimp then maybe? who knows you all sound the same
and yea she did but everyone we all knew she wasnt gonna come in the first place
was still fun to get prankd tho

>>8025319
Yeah, it's this universe if you want to

i'm gonna shave all my body hair as a funny april fools joke to my family who doesn't know yet haha

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>>8025297
I have a hard time with that, but I just need to try to get out more :/
I have terrible social anxiety
Gotta get used to trying to socialize after spending forever as a shut in

>>8025320
You failed the test.

>>8025324
>oh swimp then maybe? who knows you all sound the same
rofl hope ur still with chara for more than 3 weeks
maybe you'll know what happiness actually is

>>8025327
haha #PRANKED

>>8025290
Add me in Discord if you ever want to hear/read if you ever want to talk to a guy who'll never shut up, or if you just want a friend to talk to. -> Miminhos de Lã#0294
>>8025311
I can, but not right now I'm afraid. I'd also need a picture of you, at least a bust shot.
Also forgive my ignorance, but cis means "the gender you were born with", yes?

>>8025269
Well shit.

>>8025273
But being dead is so much easier

>>8025318
I tried to cut the artery in my thigh in the bathtub on my 2nd attempt

stabbing your jugular open sounds messy

>>8025328
Not to sound like the typical stoner, but weed helps. I used to be so bad I wouldn't leave my house for months. Now I'm just too high to give a shit

>>8025333
(...) hear/read it or *

>>8025323
That's a shame. I'll have to rely on porn now.

>>8025335
Well, it was certainly going to be messy if I missed, but that was sort of the idea. I wanted it to be brutal and painful, so I could spend every last moment of my life in pain.

alcohol doesnt numb the pain anymore

>>8025337
Weed makes me more dysphoric and anxious 2bh

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>>8025331
i cant like tell if you're trying to insult me or her or what
just keep your passive aggressiveness to yourself okay? noone really likes to deal with that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r21Qza6vadU

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>>8025326
It's probably a bit late for that in this universe, I think I'd have some amount of trouble passing at this point

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>>8025341
Good luck!

>>8025337
No thanks, I'd rather work to solve my problems than avoid them with temporary solutions n stuff
Besides that'd mess up my brain at my age

>>8025344
Ever tried LSD? I worked through more stuff on acid than years spent with a therapist. It's definitely not for everyone and god help you if it turns into a bad trip though

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>>8025341
different strokes I guess

>>8025333
here's a picture of me

>>8025350
You'd just be a twinky vagboy
That's gay enough

>>8025352
It's not for everyone. Me personally it helps me calm down and chill out. I do know it gives alot of people anxiety though so idk, to each their own I spose

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>>8025313
That's a weird fucking fetish.

>>8025317
Nope.

>>8025324
I thought it was pretty fun and harmless.

>>8025331
I'm not sure if this is a compliment or an insult?

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i've been wondering, is it straight if she has a vajoogoo?

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sads are back
I should go jump in the pool and try to drown

>>8025357
Twinks don't have bobs and hips ;_;

>>8025343
I wish I could share drugs with you my friend
or I guess just comfort you a bit because you remind me of myself in a lot of ways

>>8025302
It's a lot to manage, actually. My sex drive is stupidly high.

>>8025354
Where in your thigh is this artery?

>>8025362
Dun doo dat.

>>8025353
I have some here
Never really took it though
I did a lot of 2ce and ecstasy though
Ecstasy helped me bit since i felt like i didn't have to hold back my femininity and my social anxiety was gone as long as it affected me

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>>8025359
even my mom said it was a funny story to tell people now
you should start a prank youtube channel
"PRANKING NEET TRANNY [LIVE REACTION] MUST WATCH!!!!!"

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any of you down to talk about clothes

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>>8025328
Socialize with people at school, find friends that your already good with and ask them to go out with you. Like watch a movie or something. It'd be easier since you dont have to deal with the anxiety of meeting someone completely new.

>>8025364
I'm so sorry.

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>>8025359
I was testing what Alines is comfortable with.

>>8025347
>>8025359
aw that's cute were you talking on voice saying the same thing and then replied with the same shit

So my estimating starting salary is going to be 120k with stock options

That's neet

>>8025366
ego loss from a high dosage of mushrooms basically showed me that I was trans

>>8025363
Yeah, sry
Your hips are too femmy for a twink
Maybe a vagfemboy ?
That's pretty straight though

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>>8025369
i'm REALLT DRUNK but sure
this is literally what I wore tonight to a bourbon tasting
was fun

>>8025375
which did you say yes to?

>>8025359
ok.
i feel awful for asking

I
fe fe fe fe feel
like
se se se se self
harming

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>>8025367
Easy cancer mone

>>8025373
pisd

>>8025374
We are not even in voice.

>>8025382
Tesla I have to go talk to one more person

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>>8025386
what did i do..

>>8025366
Honestly LSD is different for everyone but holy shit did it help me. It has a tendency to turn really introspective though so wouldn't suggest taking a high dose first time or doing it alone. Did that the other night and things got too real.

Never tried ecstasy, but I know how to make it

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>>8025381
That's super cute, I'm proud of you

>>8025379
Isn't a vagfemboy just an insecure tranny?

>>8025386
????

>>8025369
Ithink i dress like shit but if you want to
>>8025377
Weed kinda helped me with accepting i was trans since it made my so dysphoric i couldn't think about being a guy even one day more

>>8025388
Good luck!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could still work.

>>8025369
Sure. Why do you wear my heart on the bottom of your shoe?

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>>8025374
i wish she would voice me
i asked and she said she hated me so no :sob:
>>8025381
jill is cute!

>>8025381
cute outfit

I'm really horny but I don't want to masturbate, what should I do?

>>8025377
How trippy do mushrooms get? Me and some friends are planning to drop some the night before 4/20 then just ride that shit the entire next day

>>8025403
I had the same problem today
Taking a shower helped

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>>8025399
I'm sorry?

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>>8025386
>We are not even in voice.
that's because I'm in voice with her jelly fag?

>>8025393
i lied slightly i was wearing skinny jeans not a skirt....
I don't know what this pic is
I was gonna wear a white button up with a cardigan but my shirt was kinda sheer and all my white t shirts were dirty so I had to wear a pullover...

>>8025401
:3333

>>8025369
i tried going clothes shopping today and it was a depressing and anxious experience

>>8025403
Channel that energy straight to the kitchen and bake a pie

>>8025403
grind.
it always feels better than tugging it anyway.
it's even better if you have sonething to dryhump

>>8025372
I don't totally know how to interpret this
when you see negative things I can feel what you're feeling
and just from your posts in general we seem somewhat similar

you seem like someone who'd be fun to know

>>8025403
snuggle up with a boy.

>>8025415
none are around

>>8025414
I'm sorry that your life was so cruel to you that you ended up being able to relate to me.

>>8025415
>tfw no boy

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VICTORIA STOP LURKING

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>>8025410
id rather be in voice with you anyways t b h

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>>8025401
i wish

>>8025410
no

>>8025402
THANKS
I feel cute. I usually dress so plainly but I feel cute

>>8025408
I j-just try to say hi and ask you how your day is, and I even tried to work around your schedule, and I don't ever see anything back from you.

>>8025420
Indulge and read an erotic story, see how much you can resist the temptation

Fuck.
More brain zaps
Time to sleep this off

>>8025369
I wish I could afford clothes. I'll be saving 2-3 months just to save up enough money to buy job hunting clothes ;_;

>tfw off hormones for a year
>life has gone downhill hard
>still can't find the courage to end it
>tfw used to be a trip and had potential

>>8025429
got any recommendations

>>8025404
well it depends on how much you take
if its over 2 grams each and you smoke weed too, you'll definitely have an interesting time
you won't be able to sleep but they last about half the time as acid..and you have no concept of time really as its happening

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>>8025410
I don't know if I really like that outfit, something about the lower half of her is just offputting and I can't pinpoint where it went wrong.
>i lied slightly i was wearing skinny jeans not a skirt....
Aww, you can work up to it
>>8025411
What happened?
>>8025427
Oh, oh gosh I'm so sorry. It's been a weird few weeks for me, working overtime and irregular schedules. I'll send you a message now~.

>>8025431
hugg brain

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>>8025424
:333

>>8025425
>tfw emma is orbiting you
>tfw you make all of emma's orbiters jelly

>>8025432
just buy cheap stuff desu. fill out a wardrobe of really inexpensive basics and then buy nicer stuff later

>>8025394
Yeah, probably

>>8025392
Ecstasy is the best cause it's really easy to take
No preparations or sth

>>8025418
I'm sorry you got kicked out when you were 15 :(
that seriously sounds terrible

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>>8025370
I can't really make friends at school, I've tried but everyone either ignores me or is mean to me
I was invited to do some stuff soon with an online friend, so hopefully that'll be a start for me to get out more
I kinda expect to mess it all up with how I am tho

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>>8025432
Follow >>8025439 's advice. Don't waste money on high quality stuff while you're still figuring things out

>>8025365
on the inner thigh, pretty high up near yer grundle kinda

I pussied out after I got the knife in, don't even have a sick scar to show for it

>>8025435
Is it more hallucinatory than acid? That's the part that always freaks me out is when shit starts moving cuz it gives me flashbacks to my early drug days

>>8025442
Eh, I deserved it, but that was 10 years ago.

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>>8025436
Yeah I agree I actually HATE patterned leggings like that
>Aww, you can work up to it
y-yeah... I'm not out to the friends that I hung out with. so skirts are out of the question unfortunately for now
some day though

I think this pic is taken in my home town at the art museum stairs. good pic desu

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>>8025439
>orbiting someone as ugly as emma

>>8025439
stop stealing emma
I'm the only one who can orbit her

>>8025441
Damn I wish I could get ahold of some. Only thing anyone ever wants to sell is meth and I'm not about that noise

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>>8025425
too bad cyka
>>8025439
one day ill break out of the orbit zone
one day....
>>8025451
no need to be jealous and say mean things

>>8025451
Post Emma.

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>>8025450
Well if it's home towns we're gonna do here's a classic Chicago outfit

>>8025436
Oh, well okay then. Sorry. I'm a little distraught today. A bit lonelier than usual. I don't want to be upset today but it seems to be easy.
What kind of job do you do?

>>8025446
Oh. That's funny, I've cut about a third of the way down my inner thigh from the knee. Guess I could have put myself in some serious shit just for an orgasm.

Well, I'm glad you didn't die. I like you.

>>8025200
Sometimes I kinda walk around with my fly down by accident when I'm high

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>>8025451
>pic
my feelings exactly :^)

>>8025453
heh hehhhh

>>8025456
sattelites crash sometimes it's tragic really

>>8025459
that is a GOOD point

this pic is kinda dumb desu I don't get the blazer

>>8025448
noo don't worry, its at least 1/2 as visual as acid
the first thing I always notice is thick black, obsiousl lines around everything, its like really clear vision (is what it seems like)
then around 3.5 grams colors just look great, its not like you'll see things transform at all...the best way I can describe it is you can see whats infront of you and its just dancing colors and weird light effects

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>>8025460
I sent you a message on discord!
But I do fast food
Sorry to hear about how you're feeling, though
>>8025467
What is she wearing over her hands it looks so weird

>>8025439
>>8025445
I have $160 a month to buy all my food, shampoo, moisturizer and everything else I need. Literally anything that isn't food is pretty much a luxury. Even cheap clothes are prohibitively expensive. Deep poverty is terrible :(

>>8025449
NO 15 year old deserves to be treated like that
ever

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>>8025467
WE'RE PISD
>>8025458
no bully.....
>>8025453
new phone who dis

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>>8025456
Cmon' emma let me post your pictures
:^)

>>8025458
:^)

>>8025468
Last couple times I've done acid it seems to hit me stupid hard. And my trips always go in reverse, like I peak immediately then taper off for like 12 hours. Im interested to see how shrooms do me.

Shrooms seem to have more potential to be fun

>>8025474
Get rekt

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>>8025469
I think that's the sweater? and it looks weird because the blazer sleeves are so short. honestly I think it's atrocious I don't know why I have it saved

>this pic
I could use a denim shirt DESU I just don't wanna spend $$$

>>8025474
awwwwwh ;___; necessities are TOP priority don't skimp on that stuff. maybe if you find yourself with a few extra bucks at the end of the month take it to goodwill? no shame in shopping in thrift stores at all

>>8025476
pisd u off

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>>8025476
Post "Natalie".

>>8025475
That's not the worst thing that happened to me lol.

It was kind of relieving to have my only two thoughts be my next meal and where to sleep for a while. Free from debt and the constraints of societal expectations.

I used to spend all day just sleeping at the beach.

>>8025479
please dont be mean to my waifu

>>8025398
I appreciate it. My own mother has called me twice telling me how I'll fuck it up and ruin it, and then brought up my rape, my suicide attempt during the midst of a conspiracy to destroy my life that ended up getting people dismissed from the army was Happening, and how I dropped out of school when she beat my face in.

Apparently I can't handle leadership to her.

>>8025381
>drunk
>at a tasting
Thats not how its supposed to work

>>8025476
secret admirer

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IMPORTANT
information

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something feels a bit off.
i'm afraid to say why.
it involves a friend here.
i'm starting to have doubts

>>8025489
I filmed me flipping off like a crackhead

>ywn get pozzed by pookie

>>8025491
>implying tasting isnt a rich person word for getting drunk

>>8025495
pwease pick me!

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>>8025491
we pre- and post- gamed :^)
I actually
dont usually like bourbon or spirits at all. but this event kinda converted me, I really liked what I had. except the gin, I don't think I'll ever like any gin

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>>8025484
we have a ceasefire on pictures at the moment
i dont really ever post pictures people show me anyways unless they want me to
>>8025482
you're the one sitting in a call with me
i cant be that bad~
>>8025493
makes me THINK
should become not so secret
>>8025503
its a solid experience, would recommend

>>8025504
The only time I taste alcohol is if it's getting me drunk

>>8025478
shroom tea will hit you harder for visuals, but its still less than acid by far
the tea effects was what I was describing
if you want a longer, relaxed slower trip (but still fun) eat them...and again smoking weed will make it much much better lol

they can be super giggly-type fun

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>>8025482
>honestly I think it's atrocious I don't know why I have it saved
There'rs some stuff I like about it but like
it's
I agree with you lol
>I could use a denim shirt DESU I just don't wanna spend $$$
Do checkered shirts like that work on you though?
Idk if the stripes are okay
I've been told not to wear horizontal stripes because it emphasizes the wrong stuff on my body idk

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>>8025506
pwease~!
>>8025498
what's wrong o:
>>8025503
im cwean ;w;

>>8025510
Maybe I'll make it not so secret soon then
but then again maybe I shouldn't orbit someone who is having such a good time with someone else in a call huh

>>8025513
I smoke weed like a fish is wet so that's not a problem for me.

I'm actually super pissy right now cuz I ran out and cant buy more till I find a job

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>>8025484
nyet

>>8025510
> a ceasefire
that's a cute way of saying that

>>8025509
hi beepbeep

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>>8025510
LAME

>>8025434
Hmmm, unfortunatly not and even if I did, there's a possibility they wouldn't match your kinks

>>8025519
my discord is alines#7777

>>8025532
okiedokie i add
nice number btw

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>>8025504
dude it was 5 bucks per person at some sleasy liquor store lol
and my friend paid for the whole group
very worth, not rich people all

>>8025510
good point

>>8025511
also a good point
>tfw hrt makes you lightweight af
>tfw was already a 2 beer queer pre hrt
good life, drunk is cheap

>>8025517
I'm addicted to flannel, but I meant the shirt underneath.

see your pic I LOVE but I'm too dark for it..., that's so like bright and white and clean and I'm like.. black hair and dark (tho pale) skin

my other friend converted me and shirts/dresses like my pic related are actually SUPER good on trans girls

I am definitely not gay anymore

>>8025536
Being a lightweight is awesome. Costs less money to get white girl wasted

>>8025538
>implying Jaime is a boy

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>>8025538
You're welcome.

>>8025536
>>8025517
>flannel
and by this i mean plaid/checkered kind of stuff

I've heard that kind of thing about horizontal stripes but desu i think it's just a meme

>>8025539
yesssssss

>>8025487
thats seriously terrible, I wish I could hug you
I can't imagine having no choice but to live like that
was that recently?

>>8025536
what makes them so good on trans girls? I've been tempted to try that style for so long but get spooked about looking like an idiot

>>8025538
>>8025544
can you keep your erping out of the thread please

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>>8025482
I'm not against shopping there if I have to but... I see so many creepy old welfare bums wearing hideous disgusting clothes that look about 20 years out of style and I can't help but worry that's what I'd find there too. Like, if i showed up to an interview in crappy clothes wouldn't that seriously kill my chances?

>>8025489
h-hi >.>

>>8025547
lose weight
hip implants
breast implants and srs

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>>8025444
Yeah, just be careful though

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Thinkin about cock.

>>8025521
you should plaese get her off my back...

>>8025490
you can do it!!! so proud!! dont listen to her. im your mom now
>>8025524
hi nonny
>>8025513
every time i do psychedelics i cry

>>8025549
1 or 2 beers = drunk
15 to 24 beers = dick sucking

>>8025550
I said it was 10 years ago lol. I kind of liked it.

>>8025542
I broke up with him
>>8025544
Thank you* :^)

>>8025557
>>8025557
>>8025557
>>8025557
>>8025557

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>>8025521
she doesnt like me like that anon
you can ask her
>>8025523
although i dont mind that one angled pic being posted
a lot of people on here know what i look like already
>>8025526
u-ur lame!
>>8025536
i think you're a lightweight just cause you're smol
>>8025557
which one
>>8025538
grace will do that to you

how am i gonna climb to heaven if my hands are full of dick

>>8025522
it should be good for a tolerance break though at least

>>8025557
Lewd

https://vid.me/2ekj

>>8025559
No you can keep having fun with her, she wouldn't like me anyways and it sounds like she likes you a lot

>>8025257
who dis ?:

>>8025570
I actually don't build a tolerance. Noones been able to figure that out, doctor said it has something to do with my metabolism being stupid fucking high

>>8025555
Checked wew

>>8025565
Hey hi

>>8025560
>every time i do psychedelics i cry
change the lighting in your room a bit, put on some happy music and I bet you'll at least get some happiness out of it

>>8025567
ye

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>>8025576
I... I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE COCK

YOU SAW NOTHING

>>8025560
how are you doing tonight

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>sitting here
>everything's all cool
>THUMP THUMP thump thump [normal heartbeat returns]
everyone's like YOURE FINE NOTHINGS WRONG when i talk to them about this
but like
this isnt normal lol
God I better not have a heart disease now

>>8025563
Yea yea
>>8025549
flannel/plaid/w/e kinda saddens me cause for flannel at least I think it's kinda too masculine on me

>>8025490
I'm sure you'll do fine in the job.
Change your locks.
Move to the other side of the bay once you're established at the job. Aren't they close to the west side of the southern bridge across the bay. I almost bought a sailboat and lived in it in the marina down there on the west side.

captcha: had the pharmacy near a friend.

>>8025576
I've noticed, there's so many dubs and trips on this board.

>>8025562
oh sorry
if thats really what your parents did thats pretty terrible
theres no excuse for that

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>>8025568
Made me laugh

>>8025582

>>8025593
If you say so. Going to bed. Thanks for listening.

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>>8025551
so what we decided was
>high neckline
to cover gross thicc collarbones
>long sleeves
covers arms and shoulders which might not look good
>dark colors with highlight
just good aesthetic in general...

idk it's tough to say exactly why but it does work out
give it a try, buy something cheap and see if it works

>>8025553
I mean its one of those things where you have to spend a LOT of time to make it work. People who get success in goodwill make a lot of trips where they come back empty handed

>>8025561
never had that many... I don't want to

>>8025567
maybe...

>>8025572
she's not picky :^)

>>8025585
I think it's andro enough or it can be andro enough that I use it to cover both masc and fem bases. Though my standard button up + pullover sweater look is a lot more fem leaning. and it's kinda mindless and easy
is jaquard basic?

>God I better not have a heart disease now
are you memeing? i have a heart thing it's awful. if you have insurance go to a cardiologist desu

>>8025575
thats interesting for sure
how long have you been on hrt?
no tolereance would certainly save money lol

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>>8025594
JUST BECAUSE I CANNOT TAKE MY MIND OFF COCK DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE IT

The original video is like a min and he was going off for a bit more than that with the community chiming in and mocking him

He's a lost cause

>>8025568
you'll already be in heaven.

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>>8025567
All ones.

>>8025598
I hope I wasn't too prying, thanks for talking with me

>>8025555
Bout what?

>>8025579
no i like the crying. its taxing and i feel clean after it. why take psys for fun when they can fix ur broken heart/head
>>8025583
im ok now but was on a rollercoaster earlier. prog had me sleepy drunk and cranky and kinda dysphoric..i mean i still am feeling bad about my body..i wish hip augmentations were actually a thing. sorry to ramble. how r u nonny? hope youre well.

how do I get a funny youtube gamer boyfriend

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Votez pour Le Pen

>>8025600
I'll give it a shot, you do make good points. Ordering online though is such a hassle because of different variations in manufacturer sizing, can wear a small from one place and a medium from another

>>8025604
Kay I'll bite

Do you like the smell of cock?

>>8025591
we used our bad luck allotment up getting born trans.

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>>8025625

>>8025601
Not on hrt. Up until recently I've been stuck in the closet so to speak... Used to be out full time but somehow managed to go waaaaaaay the fuck back in there. This most recent acid trip showed me so much shit I was avoiding, I've spent days trying to put myself back together, and that was just half a hit

>>8025621
thats good you are feeling better now

I'm feeling okay I guess just eating some dinner

>>8025628
That's hot

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>>8025600
>are you memeing? i have a heart thing it's awful. if you have insurance go to a cardiologist desu
So like in the middle of highschool they gave EVERYONE EKG screenings
Mine got flagged for some reason
I had to wear a heart monitor for a day and lounged about in bed watching anime
Went to a cardiologist and they did a ultrasound and stuff
Everything checked out ok
So I haven't had any issues up until stuff started getting a little funny a few months ago
I'm afraid I developed some sort of issue thanks to HRT or something
I tried to see my doc twice last month and wasn't able to because reasons
I'll be seeing them Tuesday
Hopefully I won't die.
It's annoying though, nobody's taking this seriously. Aside from a Finnish medic I know who was like, nah its gonna be ok you'll just wear a heart monitor for a bit.
I dunno
There really was no reason for that random thumping
and that's a recurring thing
and that's scary
my tit's kinda sore now
but im not sure if its tit or my chest
idk
im all anxious i need to calm down i dont wanna die i dont wanna be crippled..

>>8025623
Je suis une américaine.

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>>8025629
How old arrrrrrr you?

>>8025621
>its taxing and i feel clean after it. why take psys for fun when they can fix ur broken heart/head
ooo yeah honestly I totally get that side of them...like crying for hours and being so upset but then it hits a point where its kinda just all gone, and exactly like you said it is a cleaning feeling and it does feel like fixing in a way

>>8025618
Like meeting people online in real life
Idk I'm autistic

>>8025628
Please stop replying to the gross STD ridden chaser.

>>8025643
Umad?

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>>8025614
bet you're thinking about grace's more than most
>>8025600
>maybe
w-wew
>>8025581
ne

>>8025639
23 next month, been in and out of the closet since I was 13

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>>8025624
yeah that's the worst. and sometimes you wear a small in one item and medium in another from the same store. it's cancer. I actually just ordered a bunch of stuff from h&m where it happened. frustrating
I try to shop from places with easy return policies

>>8025636
it's scary because spiro affects potassium which is like THE heart regulator. so if something is going on... it actually could be because of hrt. but apparently they do get a good idea of what's going on with heart monitors so if they say nothing bad is happening then you're probably good.

idk I have an electrical problem with mine and it's apparently okay? but it freaks me out when it happens. I just wore a heart monitor for a day this week because it's been getting worse :\

try to clam down. it'll help. cortisol is bad for heart stability as well

>>8025645
i mean i am kinda small i guess... depends on what you're definition of small is...

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>>8025645
I bet you wish that were true.

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>>8025633
I have only been the guy in that scenario, sadly.

>>8025643
He cracks me up.

>>8025560
Go walking in the woods

Get drunk and pop a Molly

Smoke a lot of weed

You're doing it wrong!

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>>8025628
>tfw not sucking dick RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhPUAVgHZc

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>>8025645
tfw no faggy voiced emma in vc rn

>>8025652
That's really hot

What do you look like

only succ 'girl dick'

>>8025645
>maybe
Told you, Emma

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>>8025648
HOW THE FUCK DO I CALM DOWN SPIRO COULD BE LITERALLY KILLING ME
FUCK
did i eat too much potassium
or do i have too little now
whats wrong
help
i might xanax
fuck
god i wish i got to see my doc sooner
wfuck
im gonna die
im gonna cry
fuck
should i stop spiro????

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>>8025655

>>8025666
literally my maybe was for something else
is this 10
I'm actually so triggered if this is him

>>8025653
that sounds awful
>>8025632
i just had some yummy hot wings
>>8025664
"please stop that makes me really uncomfortable"

>>8025668
holy guacamole grace just calm down

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>>8025642
O I think she's a pretty nice person, but I guess anyone can lie
I guess I'll just have to see

>>8025671
What
What is 10

>>8025653
I got lost in the woods one time trying to find a place to poop

>>8025668
get on the cypro instead

or an orchie

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>>8025674
my life just started getting good i dont wanna die

>>8025668
>HOW THE FUCK DO I CALM DOWN SPIRO COULD BE LITERALLY KILLING ME
NO it's not NECESSARILY that
trust me
you're getting bloodwork? it's really really hard to get too much potassium, I eat a lot of bananas and never run into that problem

ok just
calm until you get to see your doc
unless your heart is literally stopping you're probably fine
HOWEVER If it does get worse
go to the ER
but only if it gets worse
it doesn't sound that bad, it sounds like an intermittent little thing that just happens (kinda like mine) that's harmless, just annoying

>>8025676
...

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>>8025662
Not a cute girl.

Like Henry Cavill but with light hair, bright eyes, full lips and not as buff.

>>8025643
you have much to learn about beanboy

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>>8025666
tfw not a manly man so she will never like me
>>8025660
HMMMMM
i can add you to the call im in
>>8025649
yea itd be cute
>>8025648
you're skinny smol

When you start hrt what do they generally put you on? I know zip about hormones but I'm in a position where I could basically start immediately if I really wanted to

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>>8025685
NYET