I'm gay edition
Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Caroline thread
Old: >>8022317
nim thread actually
>urge to splurge on airshit is back
No, Grace, you need makeup.
>>8023436
>I'm gay edition
Nim confirmed gay.
>>8023430
What's sad is underage -teen- crushing. So people would be quick to judge. And agencies quick to monitor
>>8023441
no wtf
I give up on this no hormones thing, time for estrogen
>>8023437
I'm glad you and birdy are dating again
>>8023436
n-no
>>8023437
airsoft tho
>find 17 year old sister's stash of weed and xanax
>steal small amounts from it instead of telling parents
is this how people end up going to hell
>>8023447
good buddi
wugg thread
>>8023447
Good girl.
At this rate I'm going to be THICC forever, damn you hunger!
>>8023443
But teenagers are adorable. Just don't be a creep.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TYBHtiGXo8
>>8023447
>not going all natty
>>8023457
you had one last weekend too!
but thicc isn't bad :3
>>8023457
>pizza
A-ash no
Don't do it
>>8023458
I'm no creep... I think.
I mean, autism makes me super awkward so I guess I'm weird tho
>>8023447
it hurts, doesn't it?
don't do it again
I LOVE ALL YOU PEOPLE
>>8023450
Are you sure it's for use and not sale?
What if she's holding it for somebody?
What if she bought it on credit and she's going to get her legs broken because of you?
>>8023450
You should tell them and get your sister into rehab desu
>>8023457
get some sodiepops while ur at it
>>8023457
All none but left beef.
Tell them to draw a tranny with the sauce
>>8023427
No joke, thats actually in the rules section of a server I'm on
>>8023469
>What if she bought it on credit and she's going to get her legs broken because of you?
I think you've been watching too many movies desu
>>8023457
Papa bless
>>8023448
I hope I can work my issues out and won't hurt him, or anyone, again.
>>8023449
I wanna drop almost 400 bucks on a high quality replica M4, even though I don't even have a kit for that right now and need to buy an SR-3M and Russian gear.
But being SAS would be fun too.
>>8023471
don't be silly, thats exactly what I was doing at her age and I turned out fine-ish
she seems to have better self control than me too
>>8023437
Be strong! Strong women need no weapons!
>>8023479
You're an American, right?
You should buy a real gun.
>>8023469
wow you love me
>>8023476
Really? Tell us more.
>>8023462
idk ive been at a roadblock for a little while on a certain aspect of my voice
my voice has this hollow unnatural quality to it and ive been told to try to like talk from my throat while also doing all the other crap im doing to get my voice in a good place
its p annoying because it just isn't a position im used to having my mouth in so it's been some work trying to get there
this week is dedicated to getting it down though
im getting it down this week
weed + xanax + vodka = bessst feels in the world
>>8023437
buy a real guns
are you going to build an ar?
are you going to get a p320?
>>8023447
Why did you think it was a good idea to start with?
>>8023483
But I want weapons, senpai.
>>8023485
Soon, few months from now I can.
>>8023482
Was there a trip called Tomoko in the past that was a creep, or do you mean the qt anime gril?
Should I change my name, maybe?
where's that /pol/dancr who said he wanted to post ingraphics proving we're "all mentally ill?"
how am i supposed to be convinced or criticize if you don't post, /pol/tard?
i HATE elanna!! >:(((
>>8023490
Yes and yes
>>8023492
I thought it was only handguns at 21 but rifles you could get at 18
maybe thats only for shotguns though? idk it might vary by state too, I know some of my friends bought shotguns in highschool
>>8023468
What if I forget to take it again?
>>8023464
>implying I have enough t for natty gains
>>8023491
I just don't want to feel rn but that kind of backfired
>tfw keep using the same words over and over again and not sure because of dumb or tired
>>8023420
except I've only ever posted one pic with a trip, and that was up for 30 minutes.
you don't know what I look like
>>8023494
wtf i hate /pol/ now
>>8023483
Weapons are very fun, though.
>>8023465
Yes I did! But this one it's just me and Chief :3
>>8023466
My boobs have a mind of their own and need constant feeding o_o;
>>8023475
Lmao it's already almost here, I think the store is only 1.5 miles from my house!
>>8023474
Noooo Dx that's what caused my horrible heart burn yesterday and I couldn't eat at all.
>>8023479
Garlic sauce hehheheh
>>8023500
i do :>
tacticool anime girl edition
>>8023493
I'm talking about the GROSS anime girl.
>>8023462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VyP7H2RWq9
>>8023477
I dunno what irl drugs are like
I hate them
brain poison
take my self away from me
>>8023486
Forever and ever <3
>>8023492
What do you need a gun for?
You're not PARANOID are you??
>>8023487
Ya see they were editing the rules but kinda buggered it up and opened the rule channel by mistake so anyone could post there
so we shitposted some fake rules, including it being a rule that i was gay
and then when they restored the rules channel to how it should be they included it :p
>>8023492
Sweet
>>8023496
good girl
cant wait to see your AR build
>>8023498
keep a visual reminder on your hands or something.
if you forget to take a dose, take 1 immediately after remembering
>>8023495
Me too thanks
>>8023504
now i want one too x-x
>>8023509
drugs are fun and they make you feel good by hitting receptors/deactivating receptors in your brain
I highly recommend them
who is the gayest person in the land
>>8023501
me too.
i just want to see his "proof" though
>>8023493
there's been at least three tomoko's in mtfg's lifetime
>>8023500
i saved it, should i post it?
>>8023519
where can i get these things called "drugs"
>>8023520
Mom
>>8023177
hit me up with that cuteboy deets
>>8023292
ayyyyyy
>>8023308
I am interested in hearing more about this fascinating topic thanks
>>8023390
why is the furry stuff always so well-drawn?
it's the same with shadman, why is all the non-shitty 2dlewdy degenerate as hell
>>8023491
self-loathing and masochism
trashman where are you
>>8023520
nim ofc
>>8023498
>all natural
aren't there trans people who don't take hrt
>>8023492
>>8023503
The only weapon I need is right here!
>>8023517
"I COMMAND YOU TO GET PIZZA, LOOK DEEP IN TO MY PUPPY EYES"
>>8023497
In Illinois you need an FOID
In order to get one before you're 21 your parents need to give you permission.
My dad won't.
I'll get one anyway once I'm 21 and never let him know about it.
>>8023504
Ugh you're making me want to order pizza, the garlic sauce is the best
>>8023506
That's every edition when I'm here.
>>8023509
Sport shooting, self defense in a very violent city, fun, collecting.
>>8023514
It'll be boss as heck, but the cool shit will come AFTER I get the AR build down. ARs are kinda boring to me, but they're an essential rifle to own.
>>8023530
>tits
Yeah guess what I don't have
>>8023522
oh... hmm, I'll think of a new name then.
>>8023532
eh....
i already ate a while ago
>>8023524
hmm idk
just kinda make friends and know people
if you hang out with people who also like drugs, they tend to be much easier to find
>>8023520
elanna
>>8023532
b-but lil pupper muh bank balance ;-;
muh weight ;-;
>>8023520
me sometimes
>>8023532
that doggo gets more kisses than me
>>8023529
Yeah, they're called attention whore trenders
>>8023518
She is a smelly CREEP and everyone avoids her.
>>8023533
Then what are those beautiful little things in the middle of your chest? I hope it's not cancer.
>>8023545
you'll make friends when you're living in new york!
>>8023543
not me. I would marry her
>>8023535
You taking suggestions?
>>8023542
>tfw that ftm trender on youtube actually went on T and now she looks all depressed
>>8023530
But pic related is more useful.
>>8023547
what if i dont
what if i cant anymore
>>8023533
>It'll be boss as heck, but the cool shit will come AFTER I get the AR build down. ARs are kinda boring to me, but they're an essential rifle to own.
theres nofuns allowed here in straya
I could possibly get a 9mm p320 if I spent like $4000 to get a license
but there are trans surgeries that I need and I dont have the money either way
>>8023531
you have short dark hair, had a razor in your picture and you were doing this thing with your mouth/chin
>>8023519
drugs will destroy your true self
dump them down the toilet
>>8023520
Elanna
>>8023526
hugg robin
>>8023533
I was just shitposting
I'm trying to convince my bf to bring the rest of his guns over here, he doesn't trust me :/
>>8023544
You haven't seen them!
>>8023546
But my AGP fantasies
My chest doesn't get any validation ;_;
>>8023550
Well I kinda already changed, but sure, goahead. Wait... Are you making fun of my chin? My nose is bigger
>>8023545
They'll ruin your brain, youd likely get addicted or dependent, it could set you down a bad path, take all your money, and put Eva in danger
Just a few of a lotta things
>>8023557
oh and yeah I want to build an AR or three if I could
>>8023558
oh crud
don't post ok you win
>>8023524
ebay
>>8023546
strav is ok w body and has no plans on changing it so strav is nonbinary
>>8023549
Then I must presume you're a smelly, awkward creep too~
>>8023447
yay \o/
>>8023539
>>8023560
S t o p
>>8023565
you still look cute
>>8023563
ok i dont want to put eva in danger
>>8023533
Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
>>8023534
It's here!! And um i have yogurt? Hahhaa
>>8023540
He says you need to gain weight and pizza will give you a big booty!
>>8023541
Hehe you noticed my lipstick on him!
>>8023568
I'm awkward but I smell good!
Why do people like ARs so much?
They're the ugliest, most generic rifle out there that standardly has a babby caliber and can't really do anything particularly well.
>>8023555
nah it'll happen naturally if you let it I'm sure
just b.e yourself
>>8023551
wow.
that's actually pretty sad, no joke. :(
why did she have to feel so pressured to go on t?
if she wants to act & dress boyish, that's fine, but it doesn't make her a trannu.
she get should off t while she can if she's not happy
>>8023571
no, I look like a guy, kill me
>>8023570
But it's true, you gayfer.
>>8023576
Because they're cool and the shoulder thing that goes up
>>8023570
sorry for bullying
we all know that Nim is the real gayest person in the thread
>>8023576
Abundance of parts and ammo so I can rely on it to get me through SHTF
>>8023551
who that? I wanna check it out
>>8023576
They're reasonably accurate and super cheap. That said, when I get an AR it's gonna be a 10 instead of a 15.
>>8023561
Hey Grace, Birdy is pretending that he's dating you again.
>>8023560
drugs are the best and I'm really looking forward to getting super messed up in a few hours
>>8023581
you have potential
yikes it's april 1st all of the sudden
>>8023520
is it me?
ITS HERE
>>8023587
milo stewart, i'm guessing
>>8023573
hmmmmm
i do want a good booty
stop making sense!
>>8023592
as an oversized hon, sure
>>8023596
hey thats pretty good
>>8023596
oh thats lil
i eat a large by myself rip x-x
>>8023595
you wanna find out?
>>8023599
Nimkitty already had a bite! So NIM nim must get one now too!
>>8023596
awwww.
i didn't know you get a kitty w/ your pizza :3
>>8023589
What a rascal.
>>8023593
Oh god it is
Captcha: 1000 Mochis
>>8023584
Do you mean a folding stock? ARs don't have those.
>>8023586
>>8023588
It just seems like if you need something for defense or SHTF scenarios, a shotgun would serve you better, and if you want distance/marksmanship shooting, a bolt action would be better.
I was next to some guy at a range last time I went and he had an AR and had it loaded with top of the line accessories, binoculars, mounts and everything, and he couldn't even hit the paper and he was sperging out about it and screeching about how the wind was throwing off his aim, at 100 yards
>>8023596
already? o.O
also
>meat
>no onions, peppers, jalapenoes or olives
what a shame
>>8023596
that looks pretty darn tasty I must say
>>8023597
last time i read a troll thread it was quinby
>>8023613
gaaaaah genevieve is so cute
maybe later tonight
im gonna feel it in my bank account though ;-;
>>8023617
not here, it isn't.
i live in the western hemisphere
>>8023601
i would date you
>>8023596
That looks good, I'm jelly!
I've lived off pizza and chocolate cheesecake for 2 days and I'm going into withdrawal ;_;
>>8023624
probably cuz you're lil and im huge :3
>>8023619
What toppings should I get?
>its april fools day
fuck
i hate this day
>>8023619
No it's just a meme .-.
>>8023612
is there a test I can take? ^^
>>8023625
what?
w/e.
same person though
>>8023628
I live in Arab-occupied Europe
>>8023637
yeah but you have to wait until august to take it ^^'
>>8023615
You're out of his league desu.
>>8023635
me too
wanna stay inside even more than i usually do when i wake up in a few hours
>>8023640
damn.
that really sucks :(
>>8023626
She's going into a food coma after eating one bite LMAO
>>8023643
can i fuck you?
trans visibility day and April fools day happen at the same time in different parts of the world...
Hmmmm
>>8023646
Never
Ever
Again
Period
>>8023597
his forehead looks all greasy now
I think he's a cute little girl
>>8023635
Its March 31st?
>>8023646
>>8023611
Heck, I forgot my picture.
>>8023647
Leagues are dumb, but I don't think so.
>>8023551
desu i ended up doing a !yt quinby out of curiosity and they look plenty happy
>>8023634
Spinach, bell peppers, onions, cherry tomatoes, and the small yellow peppers I forget their name
>>8023658
Just turned April 1st here.
>>8023650
You may think I'm crazy but I plan to move in the US after my srs.
Not sure how I'll do that tho. I sorta failed school and been staying at home for 4 years looking for a job
>>8023663
You're too cute, and he's too dumb.
>>8023665
>small yellow peppers
pepperchinis probably if they're a little spicy
>>8023646
mfw these people are the people that decide our laws
mfw i have no face
mfw we're on our way to being australia and europe
>>8023672
But I'm a fucking idiot and not actually that cute???
And he's not dumb.
>>8023673
Yes those
Ty anon
>>8023668
Come to Cali and we can hang out senpai
>>8023653
ah
gonna have to pass on that one friendo
you're probably not even same country, let alone same county
>>8023657
huh. i guess it's been a while since i had any acne, even before i transitioned.
it's actually been many years since i've had any breakouts
>>8023644
>>8023646
can't cuck the tuck
>>8023677
but there's a cute boy I love who's in Florida. He's kinda my bf (tho he doesn't message much lately. hmph)
It would definitely be nice to be able to give you a hug and hang out
>>8023656
Why not? Girl love's great.
>>8023674
There's a reason why I'm becoming essentially a single issue voter.
My boy mode is impeccable
>>8023685
Why do you keep calling me a cuck, anon?
>>8023690
booboy
>>8023690
Boobs
o
o
b
s
>>8023690
lol, no XD
unless boys have perky tiddies
this has been a bad day
>>8023690
>Faye shows everyone her cock
>tfw big ol eyes so you look like bug-eyed freako
>>8023668
>anchor baby
i doubt you can get asylum from eu as trans
your options are pretty much use socialism to fund the development of uterine transplantation & get knocked up or marry one of us
unless you can make a bunch of money
>>8023690
>brazillionaire
>white appliances
>>8023699
diccs out
>>8023683
hmmmm
>>8023698
hugs tomorrow is a new day
it'll be better
>>8023703
I mean I can definitely make a bunch of money eventually.
But I don't even know if I'd be able to do the Green card lottery? Because you probably need to work for a US company or something? It's complicated and Im not sure
>>8023707
do i even want to know how that happened?
eh, why not?
how?
>>8023707
no wtf your eyes are cute
>thread talks about gayest person in the thread
>not mentioned once
>feel kinda bad
>>8023711
hugs youre really nice and smart
sertii is mad gay
>>8023718
Same
merc is mad gay
>>8023700
Stop bragging.
>>8023700
>tfw lil ol eyes make me look mean
>>8023707
I mean, I understand but that doesn't make it not silly. Also, your eyes are fine, dummy.
am i gay?
how gay am i?
>>8023725
im not :(
Hmmm
>>8023726
they're lil cuz you're lil and still growin'!
>>8023728
your voice is gay :'}
>>8023728
those ears are beautiful
>>8023733
im making buffalo chicken dip right now
>>8023733
>lent special
i dont know why i found this funny
>>8023726
>tfw almond-ish eyes make me look constantly high / tired
>>8023734
But they look so angery
>>8023728
o, that reminds me.
i should start a troll thread about reverse traps & ask
"is it straight if she has a vagina?"
>>8023742
iktf kinda
i have almond eyes but they just make me look sad
all i want is someone whos interesting enough to sit in a call all day with
>>8023744
why are you mad at me :(
>>8023748
I'm happy I have a good listener who will let me blab at him or hours on end about anything
>>8023746
Also weird thing, I'm super white (french with a bit of italian roots) but my eyes sometimes look asian.
Because of that I say I'm 5 percent asian or something
>>8023727
It's not silly its life
>>8023715
Go out of way to date girl
Break up with girl
Decide to stick with guys
>>8023716
They're bug big
how to use computer to record voice frequency????
dead inside
>>8023748
>tfw used to have this
>spent an average of 9 hours a day chatting with him
>have a crush on him
>tfw he says I'll always be a guy when I come out as trans
>>8023753
I'm not angry I'm misunderstood ;~;
bun
>>8023755
So what happened to that girl that you said you didn't want to give up for a guy?
>>8023760
pratt?
it's a program
>>8023748
I'm boring as fuck but I'd stare and sit in a call all day
>>8023756
people used to say i looked asian in my pre-hrt pics
i never saw it though >>
>>8023762
>brown inside
o-oh
google knows
>>8023766
She dumped her because of long distance so she could start another long distance relationship
>>8023760
voice pitch analyzer for android works pretty well
>>8023757
It is silly to write off an entire gender because of one experience.
Did anything happen to MoapChan? I never saw her post again :c
ESTIMATED DELIVERY IN
29
MINUTES
>>8023757
maybe ur a bug
>>8023774
this looks like a pretty eye!
>>8023771
post discord
>>8023763
sucks he feels like that
>>8023789
>not having a pizza place 5 minutes from your house
>>8023789
so long it's gonna be cold
I want pizza now but diet .___.'
tfw you used to have a budd you talked to on skype for hours on end and played vidya with all night but he got a life two years ago so we never talk anymore :(
>>8023789
pls leave a good tip!
unlike what nim does
t. former delivery driver
>>8023792
I dont have discord. Also I don't trust 4chan
>>8023774
estas viendo la mente de dios
>>8023785
Not really that silly if I'm not really that drawn to women anyways
>>8023790
Wtf
lil nimmu
>>8023802
I gave 5 bucks
>>8023802
THE LISTED PRICE IS $13 DOLLARS
I AM NOT ADDING ON MORE THAN ONE DOLLAR TO THAT TOTAL
>>8023814
pretty gud tip
>>8023791
aw thanks
i don't get hugboxed enough >:)
>>8023814
well thats a good tip!
I guess you work in food service too right? you kinda get a feel for the struggle and want to help them out
...unlike nim
>>8023818
scamin people online
scamin delivery drives
baka
What the fuck google?
>>8023675
You might be a little bit of an idiot, but don't deny your feminine charms.
tfw goat hates your shitty humor
>>8023818
Why does this trigger you so much?
>>8023833
Haha this future will never exist
Also muslim girl would never hold a jew close
>>8023833
I like how they throw in a black scientist guy
>>8023786
Asking again^
>>8023825
I know the struggle. But I also know when they're fucking up.
t. soon to be shiftleader in training
>>8023837
My skin needs work
As does much of the rest of me
I'll never actually be that cute
I can't compete with some of the girls here
I have my own charm, but I don't ever put myself above someone's league.
>>8023844
>hmm we need a black guy
>lets make him smart 2
>BLACK SCIENTIST GUY THATLL SHOW THEM SJWS
gm thread :3
>>8023833
>The Jew is at the center of all this
Confirmed for being drawn by a /pol/tard.
>>8023853
clever
>>8023853
goyims
>>8023838
because i just wanna eat my pizza without having to add on like five more dollars :(
>>8023833
is that a transman or a tumblr snowflake
>tipping delivery people
>tipping waiters for less-than-excellent service
>>8023862
I bet you flick cigarette butts at homeless people too.
>>8023866
I've heard in Murica you're /forced/ to tip people because otherwise they don't get paid enough
>>8023866
>not tipping
Yeah fuck my fellow humans y'all can eat a dick I can afford to eat out but I can't spare a couple extra bucks to pat you on the back for doing good
>>8023871
>otherwise they don't get paid enough
Nah, companies will make up what you don't get in tips if it turns out you're making less than minimum wage.
>>8023873
but they already get paid!
its not my fault they have a shitty wage
>>8023871
instead of you know, actually having management pay them a living wage
idk where nim's from but in the UK tipping isn't really common
>>8023871
some places do add on a mandatory tip here in the us, just so they don't have to pay their waiters as much. wait staff is often not a protected job under minimum wage laws.
>>8023879
Ohh cool
Look who wandered back for seconds ^^
>>8023871
you also have to applaud if you get really good service
it's a good system tbqdesu
>tfw little brother wants pappasito's and you're pretty dang sure absolutely nothing there is vegan
gonna eat the hell out of their chips anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4sbYy0WdGQ
>thread rn
>>8023881
im from the us, i was just raised by a stingy mom
>showed bf google doodle
>i love his sense of humor
>>8023885
you're gonna knock her out if you give her more!
>>8023862
If you don't have money to tip service workers you really can't afford the meal/service desu /:
Coworker slapped my booty ^_^
>>8023901
if i have 13 dollars i have enough to buy a pizza because a pizza is 13 dollars >:(
>>8023847
It is really, really hard to try to inflate your ego with compliments when you keep beating yourself up.
>>8023902
wtf harassment
>pizza's been "boxing" for over 5 minutes
Okay maybe I'm taking my tip back lmao
>>8023905
Why do you want to inflate my ego? What does that do any good besides making me a lolcow?
today at the station a man dropped a 5 cent coin and he ran to catch his train so i put the money in the donation jar of a coffee stand uwu
>>8023898
B-but Genevieve is so fluffs and cute! I just can't say no to my Nimkitty ;w;
>>8023901
Mine came to 14.22 and I handed the guy a 20 (he was a lil older Mexican guy) and he said "oh miss your change!" And I said oh no you keep it! And he looked so excited haha! ^^
Hey, does anyone have any advice on how to deal with hip aching? Its really bothering me.
>>8023890
Ok, honestly, tipping shouldn't be automatic. You should be able to get paid enough as it is, without depending on gratuity.
>>8023891
You're not your mom you don't get to use her as an excuse forever
>>8023908
>pic
>shirt that falls, revealing sports bra / thick bra straps
hnnnn why do I love this so much
>>8023924
what does that mean :(
>>8023918
I don't have a job or anything to do so I can sleep whenever
>>8023917
You truly are pure of heart
>>8023931
well it is the weekend after all
but I better not catch you up this late on a school night young lady >: (
>>8023917
Hey ash! Wazzzup :3
A $6 tip is pretty awesome in my experience. $2-3 is about average.
Bf tips for me when we eat out, and then gives me a tip at home wew
>>8023933
I just know how hard it is to keep maintenance up on a car and we also live in SoCal so it's very expensive to live here. n_n
she's thoughtful, intelligent, always goes out of her way to talk to me, beautiful, cute, snuggly, and -really- fun to dominate
i love Ada :3
>>8023917
aww yeah she's so fluffi
nutmeg only gets that fluffy when he tries to get warm and lays with his lil paws tucked in
Reeeee why isn't it here yet
I'm so hungry
>>8023935
I left school 5 years ago when I was 17 so I could transition and stop being bullied. (And commerce school sucked)
Also cute uwu
>>8023936
Hello Charlotte! ^_^
And yes I don't eat out often except for pizza so I make sure to leave a nice tip especially since my papa johns delivery guys are very prompt and polite!
Fucking Christ I wish I could just come out to my dad already and know if he'll hate me or not
Any time the news discusses trans stuff or any channel talks about HB2 I find some excuse to leave the room because I don't know how he'll react or if he'll make any sort of comment
>>8023902
What kinda slap was it
>>8023938
wew
>>8023917
That's like a 40% tip, damn
>>8023941
c:
lil ada
lil hailee
>>8023942
Nut meg and Genevieve for cutest kitty cousins!! <3
Also I weighed her the other day and she is 16 pounds! :0
>>8023951
i am not lil....
>>8023948
A hot one. We were joking about him tipping me ^_^
>>8023944
oh :(
(hugg)
come to england we have less french people
I hope this tastes better than it looks.
>>8023952
yeah she looks big!
nutmeg is really big too, even when he was little :3
>>8023917
That's a really great tip wow
U are just too sweet
But yeah I always try and tip well for delivery stuff because I know the delivery person is usually using their own car and only making minimum wage prolly
I hate perpetuating a shitty system but eh
>>8023897
you dont have balls to touch tho
>>8023960
but that looks lovely as heck
>>8023948
Well I usually don't eat out like at restaurants or anything, the most I will do is in and out or Dell taco. But those of course don't involve tipping. So when I do get pizza I make sure to give a good tip and it seems to have paid off because they always get here within 10 minutes or less after the pizza is finished. ^^
>>8023897
That's really cute ^^
wew stuck at my mom's house all weekend someone please kill me :^)
>>8023957
hugg
England is nice but I only know 1 person there. One of my exes who's super nice. All my other friends are Murican or Leaf
>>8023930
Like, I think you should know, when you say stuff like "my parents did 'x'" or "i had a homophobic upbringing", it doesn't actually justify holding those same beliefs
>>8023945
That's awesome! I'm getting to a point where I can't afford to get delivery when I want food, so I just do takeout most of the time.
Also, I live in a city, so I can walk p much anywhere I wanna go.
>>8023973
why are you at your moms?
did your bf go with you?
>>8023968
im good buddi nim how r u
im bigg flex rar
>>8023973
Korra what the fuck
I thought you were living on your own
Didn't your mom plan to ambush you and send you to conversion therapy on christmas??
>>8023970
Eating it now, it actually tastes pretty alright.
>>8023978
wanna b my gf
>>8023975
idk if you have certain stuff instilled in you it kind of becomes part of your personality in a way
it's hard to unlearn that stuff
>>8023981
im okay ive just been voice practice a lot
its p annoying but im getting close i think
Is today going to be the day?
>>8023963
Awww! And Boots is being protective of sis!! =^^=
>>8023964
Yeah I feel it, my car is almost 10 years old and I have to get an oil change and get it detailed and probably get new spark plugs so having a job that requires delivery definitely deserves a tip.
Owning a car is so expensive, I can't even imagine how much maintenance it is to have like a brand-new Mercedes or BMW. (I just drive a Mazda)
>>8023908
It's called flirting.
>>8023994
oh my goodness that is adorable
why would she need to protect her from you though!
>>8023993
Well, did you?
>>8023978
I'm so jealous, I've always wanted to live in a more urban area where everything is in walking distance, but overhear that would be extremely expensive because that would mean living in like downtown LA. But if you do decide to move to the West Coast let me know and I am down to come visit you and we can explore and have a girls day together !
>>8023994
heyp! nice kitty
>>8023991
you can do it nimlett! you can do it!
Not on April Fool's, no.
Why is murder illegal?
Why am i not allowed to kill bad people?
>>8023973
Hopefully nothing happens
Good luck
>>8023993
Do it
The dubs command it
(Don't actually send that image tho, get the point across some other way. Also don't send it on April 1st)
>>8023995
I probably have autism
And pizza
>>8023904
servers/delivery drivers make below minimum wage because tips are assumed
>>8024013
An Aprils Fools outing is a good idea tho.
>if they react badly: "A-april Fools you guys haha"
>if they react gud: "That's not an aprils fool I swear Im a gril"
>>8024010
Yussss
I'm actually probably going to stay in Pittsburgh though :/
If I save up enough money though, I'm totally taking a trip out west.
>>8024019
cuteness overload x-x
>>8023979
>>8023982
my apartment has no water or electricity until monday because the company doesnt work on the weekends so I needed a place to crash so this is the only temporary option I had
she's already starting with her transphobic religious bullshit
>>8024022
wtf im gay for pizza now
>>8024020
Cause it hurts
>>8024021
Well yeah, I was going to do it today, Tran day and all.
And what's wrong with the image? Humor is good.
>>8024022
AHHHH I wanted the cinnamon ones but only had a 20 >.<
I am officially broke until Monday! ^^'
am i a gril yet, mtfg?
>>8024020
you can kill me i wont tattle
>>8024020
Because you'll become hungry for more.
And locking people in cages is better
>>8024032
Cyndaquil! report in for snug
>>8024038
mommy
>>8024038
>wrinkles
;w; you smiled too much. I feel bad for you
>>8024042
Confirmed for snug
>>8024046
those are clearly acne scars
>>8024030
Dang, I'm sorry :c
I hope you'll be okay, make sure your boyfriend knows where you are and stuff
>>8024034
My family took over a year to take me seriously.
Because a year before I came out as 'gay' to see their reactions
>>8024027
Well when you do just know you have a friend out here and I am more than happy to show you around! <33
>>8024028
"5 more minutes auntie Emi!!"
>>8024046
Hah, that's what she gets for being happy...
>>8024048
the snug are go
>>8024053
you're nice i like you
>>8024020
Because everybody has their own idea of what people are bad, and most people don't want to get murdered on some asshole's judgement.
>>8024058
Happiness is the worst. False sense of security before horrible things happening
>>8024055
Sounds pretty hype :3
I'm excite
>>8024055
im dying Dx
>>8024060
you're pretty nice too
>>8024038
pretty sure I recently saw this on r/transtimelines! :)
>>8024069
c:
>>8024063
being happy seems nice i miss that
>>8024019
>Ash doesn't remember me ;-;
desu, no one literally knew who the fuck sass was either.
>>8023989
Hard =\= impossible
And it's not hard at all.
All it takes is being self-aware.
>>8023994
Lol yeah I was watching an Adam Ruins Everything episode and the math came out to like 3k a year to maintain a car. That didn't include the car note and not the gas either iirc
I hate driving and I'm cheap so I never keep a car lol
>>8024082
But Sass is dead?
>>8024053
It was okay. First time I made alfredo. Tasted a bit strong for me but still alright. The shrimps were done well.
>>8024063
Happiness is nice cause it lets you ignore all the bad stuff
>>8024088
yah, that's why I refer to sass in past tense
>>8024096
I always worry good stuff won't last, when I'm happy. And I'm always right
is drinking a bottle of wine by yourself really that unusual?
I feel like my family is being dramatic
>>8024076
: )
>>8024091
like you added too much cheese strong or what?
>>8024022
I definitely have autism, but no pizza.
>>8024102
Light implies dark
Sadness implies happiness
There will be bad times and good times
>>8024102
Ignorance is bliss I guess
>>8024109
Same :c
The food coma is hitting hard, I love you guys but I need to sleep this off ~ nini
>>8024106
I used to drink a lot of vodka on my own, but I did that because I hated my life so idk if it really counts to get you off the hook for your alcoholism
>>8024109
Come over! Every grace chaser gets a free pizza dinner with me
>>8024111
https://youtu.be/ugJfjmxOR2I
I think I might actually be going to grad school..
>>8024117
I mean, I do drink alone a lot
but this time I was with them, I just meant I drank the whole bottle
>anon did you really drink that whole thing??
>how drunk are you right now anon?
baka
>>8024130
see i told you!
make us proud lani <3
>>8024130
Good job.
>>8024120
Do you have enough money for that even with your fat paycheck this week?
>>8024130
>going to gradschool
can i be your bf(girl(male))?
>>8024130
Well done Smartlanna!
>>8024139
Yeah, I only have a couple chasers anyway.
Plus I can only manage to eat at most 3 slices so the rest can feed them!
>>8024088
Wait, did I miss this?
>>8024141
I've gotten drunk in front of my family plenty of times. It's embarrassing. At my sister's baptism party I was so drunk I blacked out.
Apparently I put my plate of rice in my hoodie's hood and did other dumb stuff
>>8024133
the trick is to have two bottles of wine but to drink them with a family member so you still end up drinking a whole one but it seems less bad and now they're also implicated
my internet life was an escapr but now that gives me more harm than good.
I wake up and reality is much shittier. I cant deal with it anymore i just want to stab myself and end it. None of this matters anyway.
>>8024141
im not drunk!!
just a decent buzz
I figure its more alcoholic-like behavior to NOT drink in front of them r-right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssaHih2e2h8
UwU
redpill on homura
>>8024159
thats genius
>>8024168
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
What's the difference between Wakarimashita and Naruhodo? They both seem to mean "Understood"
>>8024161
I like to think of things on a cosmic scale. The larger you go, the smaller we get. In the grand scheme of a vast, turbulent and endless universe, not to mention the possibility of alternate and parallel worlds, the universe does not give a fuck what we want to be.
In the broad spectrum of all things, we are so utterly insignificant that we have the freedom to do whatever or be whoever we want. So why not just do wht makes you happy, fuck the rest of the world, we all turn into the same shit when we die, so why should the opinions and feelings of other people who dont even understand what you're going through matter?
You just do you
>>8024182
Naruhodo is a lawyer
>>8024182
First one seems more polite, I think.
>>8024181
Youre ugly
Ain't nothing wrong with getting drunk in front of your family I've done it a lot
>>8024136
Too much pressure ;~;
>>8024150
>>8024137
hugg
>>8024150
>smart
pls
>>8024151
Somedayyy
>>8024148
But I'm just going to eschew dating and get a bunch of cats
>>8024191
Kys, faggot.
>>8024193
no it's okay!
you're gonna do awesome stuff! ^^
>>8024185
>alcohol + cypro = ded liver
sometimes I wake up after drinking and my nose has a lot of dried blood in it, which never used to happen before I started cypro :/
and yeah I've done some really stupid and embarrassing shit I regret while I was drinking
>>8024185
Alcohol and spiro is more dangerous than alcohol and cypro. Drinking on AAs is just a bad idea.
>>8024193
Yes, smart.
>>8024193
>But I'm just going to eschew dating and get a bunch of cats
Cats are pretty awesome.
>>8024199
>cypro + alcohol = ded liver
hm... that might be why I had to have my gallbladder removed. That and awful eating habits. I mean it's not the liver but still
>>8024197
youre ugly
>>8024207
I guess they're fine too. Awesome is pushing it.
lol wtf. I yelled at my mom to knock off the detransition bullshit and she did. the absolute madman
>>8024204
Why is it such a bad idea? I mean I didn't feel any different than when I drank pre-transition
>>8024213
Your moms a bigger beta than you
>>8024213
just earthbend her into a wall
>>8024217
Spiro causes dehydration, alcohol causes dehydration. Put together, you can get terrible hangovers and possibly kidney damage.
>>8024217
Too much liver stress I think
i wanna be a young adult and go out for drinks when i go off to college sometimes
but cypro rip :(
>>8024225
STAY HYDRATED
its pretty simples
>>8024234
seriously I've drank so many times on cypro
not saying its totally healthy but its definitely not going to kill you if you just do it occasionally
>>8024234
skip a dose, you'll also get some testosterone back for those alpha moves
>>8024225
>tfw your go-to drink is rum and coke
>tfw caffeine is also a diuretic
Am I basically committing suicide via liver failure when I do this?
>>8024195
>not chundering in a bucket in the corner
amateur
>>8024199
that's hecking bad anon
>>8024204
Drinking is just a bad idea.
well kinda, I would never have had the courage to start hrt without having a drunken incident that terrified me enough to end 7 years of repression, so how bad can it really be?
>>8024238
but you'll turn the freaking frogs gay
>not consuming stupid quantities of alcohol and drugs regardless of if you're on AAs or not
it's like you don't want to drown out reality or something
>>8024249
R u a frog?
>>8024246
Good
>>8024212
They even help you fold laundry!
>>8024238
:(
>>8024237
>STAY HYDRATED
>its pretty simples
This
>>8024252
can you make me one
#goals
nice freshly made bed with clean sheets is calling
night night everyone
ily all <3
(hugg)
>>8024261
comfy/10
>>8024261
night! hold that teddy tight and be all cute and comfy
My kitty is eating my flowers ;~;
>>8024252
>>not consuming stupid quantities of alcohol and drugs regardless of if you're on AAs or not
>it's like you don't want to drown out reality or something
this desu
reality is lame-o
>>8024265
i miss my kitties
its fun to watch sports because it really shows me how much of a man I'm really not
also I love sports
>>8024265
I wish I had a cat :c
>>8024289
brolanna
>>8024294
Bruh
Show me some skin
nu thread?
>>8024305
wanna play some pickup b-ball tomorrow at the park? shirts vs skins
>>8024325
>>8024329
wtf how many generals are there right now there's like 3
>>8023526
I'm here nigga