tfw no bf
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Previous thread: >>8006975
>write a well thought well expressed paragraph
>guy replies a smile face
>>8021673
It's so easy to get a bf
What is wrong with you people?
>>8021894
It's easy to get laid, it's not easy to find a compatible match to be your bf in the gay community.
>>8021673
Also well done for posting the first hot guy I've ever seen posted on lgbt
>>8021898
It really is. Most of the guys I've slept with have wanted to start dating me.
What do you mean compatible? Do you really expect your bf to be into the same shit as you? Lol
>>8021904
>dating and bfing someone you don't connect with
That's literally just being a fuckbuddy. Let me guess, of all your supposed easily found relationships, none of them have lasted?
It's only easy if you're a depraved slut.
Then again most people are, regardless of orientation.
>>8021909
They last, I just tend to cheat on them or get bored and leave, which is less to do with compatibility and more to do with the fact I'm mentally ill.
You can connect with someone who isn't your fucking carbon copy.
My friends have similar personalities to me, my bfs are pretty much the opposite of me.
You're legit weird if you want a bf who shares your interests.
>>8021760
>:)
> heh
>lol
>oh hey
>cool
>aww
If you get any of these or variants thereof, he's not interested. Move on!
I just saw that someone I know to be in the closet is in a relationship with a girl
How bad is it that I've been fooling around with one of my professors? Could I be expelled?
I thought it was going to be better than this. It started with giving him handjobs, which escalated to him wanting to cum on my face, which escalated into him wanting blowjobs. There's no reciprocation, I'm just getting him off. I don't think he's ever even bumped my grade or anything. I just know that I can't get out of his class without him calling me over after class for some fake reason and coaxing me into it almost every day. If I say no I'm probably fucked now. If I don't say no then I'm probably literally fucked soon at this rate, since he likes to grope me a bit too.
>>8021939
I used to be such an idiot that I kept Frankensteining the conversations well past their death, now I don't bother once I sense it dead, which is sad really
>>8022197
How did this start?
>>8022197
no you won't be expelled but now you have easy blackmail material congrats anon.
>>8021939
this fwb keeps doing this shit after TWO years... I feel he's using me for sex while I want feels too
help
Rate my eyes?
Maybe i should ask here.
How do you experience orgasms?
Apparently it's not normal to have full body convulsions and a swirling burning pleasurable sensation in the back of your head during one.
>>8022733
You have a lot of fat on your face...
Omg I almost died when I saw Mariah Carey on Empire!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8022746
Im 190cm high and 75kg heavy. There is almost no fat on my body
I love being gay. Nothing better than kissing a boy and making him feel loved.
>>8022799
K sorry
Im a straight Male. There is this one guy in our group that seems kinda gay for me. He always comes from behind and cuddles me, always laughs when i say a joke even if its fucking bad. I seem to kinda atract gays, once a dude wanted that i fuck him in the Club Toilett while saying "daddy" to me even if i look more like a twink. The second time a dude wanted to suck my dick while we were both on mdma and so on. How could i say to him that im not realy into men? I dont realy mind the cuddles he smells pretty nice and looks good but the girls in our group are starting to ship us. Dont want to sound like a douche
>>8023002
It's sweet that you're retarded enough not to know the phrase "fuck off".
<3
>>8022744
you might have epilepsy: be careful next time you fap, it might kill you!
>>8022733
8/10 color
7/10 eyelash
6/10 tiny eye
I love being gay. Nothing better than making a boy fall in love with you and then ghosting him.
>>8022297
Be openly gay and androgynous, I'm a natural target for solicitation. In high school I thought I would never have sex with a guy but in college I have to say no more often than yes.
I've been a month sober as of today. I don't want to tell my real life friends because I don't want them to think I have a drinking problem
>>8023306
Good job, anon.
>>8023002
wow what a normie lmao
Does anyone know of any good household materials that easily forms a smooth, watertight, flexible barrier and can withstand moderate-rough abrasion without damaging soft tissues?
Also, a good adhesive for said material(s) to polypropylene that is non-toxic, insoluble in water, and watertight would also be extremely helpful.
>A-asking for a friend...
I think one of my facebook friends literally jerks off to my pictures, he always asks me to send him my pictures and asks when did I take them, and when I send them he tells me he needs to go for a bit and when he comes back and I ask where did he go, he says he was just doing something and sends me a wink.
I'm shooketh.
>managed to add crush on Snapchat
>will literally have access to a steady stream of pictures of him for the next 10+ years
Suck it, nerds.
>>8024089
>not having a steady stream of his jizz all over your face
Keep it.
>start hanging out with qt boy
>we cuddle, go on dates, he even sleeps over
>after two months ask if he wants anything out of this
>"I value our friendship more than anything and we should be friends rn"
>"I don't want to give you hope"
>"I was doing those things to see if maybe I could get a romantic interest"
>"It was not my intention to lead you on"
Why bother with college twinks
>>8024007
>>8021190
From this to this.
Don't take hrt kids
>>8024122
>For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'.
>tfw
He was literally the most attractive and charismatic guy I've ever met - not exaggerating. He liked me back. Yet, I still managed to fuck it up.
Perhaps it wasn't meant to be. We weren't even living in the same city, after all. Shit, FML.
>>8024838
Who the fuck cuddles with a friend? But twinks are basic bitches, I really don't see the relationship appeal.
>>8024935
It's disturbing how HRT is fetishized on /lgbt/. It's talked about as if it was a magic potion that prevents you from aging and makes you "feminine". Absolute bollocks.
I cringe to think about how many twinks actually fell for the meme and ended up with nothing but an awkward pair of deformed tits.
>>8024963
Well it was kinda of a benefit. I avoided tits since it was only two months but ended up faggier and hopefully stunted t production so I can be a better sub for my bf
>>8024973
>ended up faggier
>better sub
But those two things are not related to estrogen at all.
Apparently I went from shy closeted loner who was scared to go to a gay club to one of the most recognizable partiers there. I guess most don't go EVERY weekend like I thought I did.
Yes, hello. Can I hang out with you guys?
>>8024985
Huh? A placebo.
>>8025006
Come through to Milwaukee
>>8024986
What makes you attracted to gay clubs?
>>8025014
Oh sorry friend just here for now I visited the lesbians but they didn't seem very fun. So what clubs do American homosexuals like? Here in Wales we just have club X.
>>8025034
>>8025039
The one I go to is called D.I.X. and I heard about it pretty often from gay acquaintances I know. My friends kind of abandoned me after pairing up so I felt like I needed to experience a gay social setting despite the stereotype name. The first few times I didn't even go in, I just circled the place. I went in once and when you're alone and at least a 3/10 people will be friendly and supportive and I've been back ever since
>>8025059
What do you even do in a gay club? Just aimlessly dance? Sounds pretty lame to me.
>tfw to smart for clubs
Who wants to read yaoi with me?
>>8018558
>>8018503
Sorry didn't see. I recommend "Umibe no Étranger" and its sequel, "Harukaze no Étranger" by Kii Kanna. I also recommend "Yuki no Shita no Qulia," also by the same author.
Hope you enjoy!
>>8025039
Remain or Leave?
>>8025069
Dancing is part of it yes. I like to dance actually. But it's a place to hang out with people I don't really hang out with. It's a place to unwind and relax. Plus it's nice to get hit on sometimes
>>8024963
It's the result of kids who grow up with the internet without realizing that it's mostly full of lies and misinformation. Their parents don't know any better. This site also reinforces all kinds of lies that sound exactly like what they want to hear.
>>8025095
>hang out
>unwind
>relax
>hit on
We all know that's codeword for being double fisted on the dance floor during a drug-fueled orgy.
I SHALL NOT LET YOU DECEIVE ME, DEGENERATE!
>>8025059
Ahh I haven't heard of that one, I haven't been to my local in some instead here also have a pub just for us gay men. Its mostly darts and drinking.
>>8025091
I don't want to derail the thread with politics, but leave. (Like most of Wales)
Whenever I masturbate, I do a lot of foreplay. I write down "Precum" on a sheet of paper, and stick the pen in my ass. I massage my foreskin and put a grapefruit with the centre hollowed out over my cock until I start leaking. Then I begin the full grapefruiting, stopping when I'm just on the edge. I get on the table, and try to cross out the "pre" on the note with the pen still inside me. The pressure of it being presssed against my prostrate usually causes me to ejaculate all over the note. It reminds myself that I became a better person than before. Is this normal?
>>8025130
Good lad.
>>8025215
>is this normal?
No, but if it's what you like you shouldn't care.
why cant I dial out on Grinder?
how many gay divorces am I allowed?
who the hell is 'Chad Thundercock'?
>be straight/bi-curious
>go on grindr
>find a guy your age
>chat for a while
>he seems nice and friendly
>decide to meet up
>its sunny and warm outside
>he's playful and suggests you go to a remote place outside on a field of grass with him
>you agree, slightly taken aback and excited at how fast this is going
>when you're alone with him, he start's asking lewd questions
>you're nervous and a little scared
>he's calm and tells you everything will be okay, its not a big deal
>you start doing lewd stuff with him outside under the sun
>you've never felt this wanted and good before in your life
How accurate is this fantasy? Does something like this actually happen?
>>8026774
your experiences on grindr can range from best sex of your life to extremely creepy (I've had everything on this spectrum).
Just go for it
>straight
>>8026774
>How accurate is this fantasy?
From the perspective of the gay guy getting with the bi-curious guy:
>Bicurious guys messages me through online dating site, says he's recently split from his fiance
> hang out, have a few beers, go back to mine
> We fuck, he has zero idea what he's doing, didn't know about douching or whether he'd prefer topping or bottoming
>Muddled our way through the sex with blow jobs and wanking each other off, and a few fingers in buttholes
>Sends me a text afterwards telling me he really enjoyed it
>Never heard from him again
Moral of this story - figure out what you actually want done to you sexually/what you wanna do sexually first, or you're just gonna be like a deer caught in headlights when it actually happens, like I think happened with this guy.
>>8026774
There's no such thing as bicurious you fucking cretin.
Straight men don't want to fuck other men, if you do you're bi or gay.
Grow the fuck up and accept it.
And only fucking old creeps have sex outside.
>>8026859
I'm gay and I've had sex with a girl out of curiosity/being very horny
And I'm in my 20s and I've had sex outdoors.
Stop telling people what they are and what they can do.
>>8022197
i wish i had your life, that sounds hot as fuck
how did it even start?
what's the name of those elastic bottoms that dudes put on to pushup and accentuate their butt?
Why is it always the good looking ones that are so mentally fucked up???
>>8028019
jockstraps
>>8028378
Thanks!
>>8026859
>only fucking old creeps have sex outside.
Can't tell if trolling or agoraphobic
>>8028378
THAT is what a jockstrap is? I've never seen one before and even now I still don't understand the practical utility of it.
I've been wondering because I've been seeing dudes wear them in porn and it makes their butt look bigger.
hypothetically if you had a crush on a straight friend, would you want him to try and have sex with you one time?
>>8028449
Jockstraps are used to hold in a cup in the front (not an actual cup, it's like this plastic triangle shield thingy), to protect from groin injuries. Typically you wear it on top of other layers (like in Hockey you typically wear it on top of underwear + long johns).
Bottom sluts just use it to push up their ass.
>>8028479
No. I'd want him to finally realize he's been repressing his sexuality this entire time and fall in love with me so I can show him he ways.
100% straight guys are awful at sex.
>house party
>see straight(?) friend is in a severely drunk, casually-kiss-guys mood
>we have a lot of banter, not my type but I have a weird quarter-crush on him
>go up to him like an hour later and snarkily mention his earlier behaviour, he seems to have forgotten
>subtextually suggest he could kiss me as well (without actually saying so)
>he does
>we break apart, he taps me on the chin with a naughty smirk and goes in for another
W E W
First time this has ever happened to me.
>>8026927
I'm openly gay, I've never tried to hide it. I live in a pretty accepting area. He had me stay after class one day about a paper, which was apparently just bullshit, because afterward he acted like he was concerned whether I had dealt with any bullying or anything. He wanted to make sure I was "okay", with his hand on my shoulder far longer than what anyone would consider reassurance. The longer I left it there the more he moved his thumb on my collar bone. He looked back at the door for a second, then told me to come check out something in his office. Next thing I know he's giving me the "I don't normally do this, but..." and he's awkwardly putting his hand on my neck and touching my hand with the other. He was wanting to put my hand on his dick but I could tell he just couldn't bring himself to do it. So I did it, just out of reflex I guess. He let out a few staggered breaths and mumbled something like "Yeah, that's what I wanted to show you". I didn't say a lot, I just put my hand in his pants and rubbed him a bit, while he behaved like he'd never had his dick touched. He came in his underwear after maybe a minute of me rubbing on him, then acted all embarrassed and said "Well that'll do, thanks" and he left for the bathroom.
>>8028486
but wouldn't him at least trying to do sexual things with you better than a rejection?
even if it ends up being bad/awkward
>>8028795
No, as I said 100% str8 guys are fucking awful at sex. I'd rather be left alone with the fantasy in my head than experiencing some retard flopping around.
Kik: AnonAnon27
Male, bi, 6, 0"
UK, Bristol
>>8029507
19 years old.
>>8021673
>pol and lgbt wasn't merged into polgbt
fucking gook
>>8021673
>some months ago
>tell gaygen about my tfnobf problems
>ask you if it's a bad idea to advertise yourself as never had a bf
>you say yes and that it sounds desperate
>a few weeks ago
>on a local social media
>whine about tfwnobf and that most gays are just sluts that only wants to lay around
>someone replies they feel the same way
>meet up
>he looks fine, admits to being somewhat autistic, has a perfect dick
>now he's my bf
At least I think he's my bf, he made a joke today about breaking up with me for not knowing some silly movie fact, so I guess.
Anyways, lucky I didn't listen to your advice or I would've remained lonely and sad.[/blog]
>>8029622
> admits to being somewhat autistic, has a perfect dick
ideal aesthetic
>>8029622
>tfw my straight crush is somewhat autistic and claims to be well endowed ((never seen it though))
>>8029759
>((never seen it though))
?
Is it possible to get a bf irl if you aren't effeminate or bearish at all? Just asking
>>8029821
just be yourself
>>8029810
its k
>>8029759
do you want to see it?
>>8029821
no you gotta fit into one of the camps to be noticeable otherwise people just think you're str8 and you never get hit on
>>8029841
I want to suck it.
>>8029846
Hmm, well I figured as much. Doesn't help that I have mild social anxiety and don't know how/if to hit on guys myself.
Oh well, thanks anyway. I'll try online instead
>>8029861
Whats stopping you? Just tell him its not gay to get your dick sucked, its gay to suck dick.
>>8029881
Good luck, hopefully you find a qt
Going to convince the skinny cockgobbler I've let suck my cock the last few weekends into letting me fuck his ass this time. He seems like the kind who's waiting to be wrecked. Wish me luck.
>>8029936
Good luck dont use a condom!
>>8029899
>its not gay to get your dick sucked, its gay to suck dick
>>8029899
>its not gay to get your dick sucked, its gay to suck dick.
How do i get a bf without coming out?
I'm not prepared yet.
Not that I regret hooking up with a guy, it was great, but now that I know what I've been missing out on for months and months, the days pass by slower than before :(
Anyone here use tinder? I feel like obsessive about creating a perfect profile because on Tinder you only get once change to match with someone right? I feel like I can't make a tinder until i have 3-4 carefully crafted photos that are just right or else I might miss out on some sweet guys...
>>8029936
>>8029944
Turns out he wasn't really into anal but I talked him into it anyway by saying he could polish my cock afterward, since the condom would cover it with cum. And he wasn't kidding, I couldn't make him hard while I fucked him at all, but who cares, he had a nice tight hole for me. Afterward I let him suck on it for about ten minutes but I couldn't quite achieve a second blow. He just jerked himself off the whole time and blew on the floor. Pretty low maintenance for me.
>>8030469
Use online apps/etc. Don't upload a personal image if you don't want, but be open to sending them to people personally so they can trust meeting you.
You can also try becoming friends with some out people, but they tend to prefer those who are also out generally speaking, but who knows you might find the exception to the rule.
>>8030514
You don't get one chance, but generally speaking yes most people judge based on the image they see.
>>8030469
What would you even do with one? People like to go out with their significant other.
>>8025215
kys depraved faggit
>>8030582
I don't tbqh I would prefer we never go out together unless it's camping in the middle of nowhere.
>>8030547
There's actually a really cute gay guy who goes to the same college as me, added me on facebook before we even met and always like my pics, so I assume he's attracted to me (I'm fairly attractive). I also have his number because I bumped his car three months ago and we exchanged numbers so I could pay for the repair.
We messaged each other once or twice but he hasn't send his car to be repaired yet (it was just a small dent).
I recently met him randomly in the street (I live in very small town, about 30k) and he got all flustered when I stopped him on the sidewalk to talk.
I didn't call him out because I'm afraid he'll out me (I think he's out already, a few people told me he was gay).
>>8030582
Yeah, that would be a bummer, but we could go out pretending to be friends, or just watch netflix and cuddle, private stuff like that I guess. I just want someone to kiss and to love desu, I'm 21 years old and I never kissed a guy.
Getting my dick sucked tomorrow lads, wish me luck
this thread is gay
>>8021898
Guess I lucked out
What are some good pick up lines for cute twinks on Grindr?
>>8021760
>he doesn't even answers me
>>8032402
There are no pick up lines on Grindr.
Just be hot.
No one wants to chat on Grindr they want to find someone hot and have sex.
>>8029759
literally every straight guy you meet will claim he's well endowed
>>8029821
Yep. Pretty straight acting but found my bf at a house party. He was the brother of the girl who the party was being thrown for and we made out for hours. Maybe I'm just lucky, but maybe you will be too!
>tfw no self control when it comes to food
My life and confidence would increase so dang much if I lost like 40 pounds, for many many reasons, other than the obvious.
How do I completely kill my appetite without overloading on stimulants?
>>8032551
Cigarettes and no sugar drinks.
I find starvation pretty easy with that combo.
And that's while walking 20km a day.
>friend asks if i'm a homophobe
>he also says things like "i bet your penis is small"
>i jokingly tell him its okay to come out of the closet
>he changes the topic and doesn't deny being gay
>suddenly becomes friendly towards me afterwards
i-is he gay? i'm bi, never had a gay hit on me before
>>8032551
My laziness always overrides my appetite, as long as food isn't within quick reach my brain just gives up on snacking
I'm gonna make a quick blog post.
I had a boyfriend for a year and during the relationship he seemed like my soulmate... there were issues between us; he did raise red flags, and, frankly, the relationship was going to hurt me - but he, or the version of him that I had in my head, really, was... perfect. Then he broke up with me: It turned out that he was actually-something-along-the-lines-of-straight and that being with me was this kind of sexual ambivalence-as-emotional-torture for him, or that he was fully aware of the red flags of his that he'd raised and that he was going to hurt me if he stayed with me, or... something. This was a while back, and I'm not in contact with him at all anymore, but now I've still got this kind of ideal, angelic version of him stuck in my head - every now and then I'm fretting over being attractive to him or not being attractive to him; getting jealous of people in working relationships; going through episodes of confusion over my gender and my sexuality from how that all tied into the issues in the relationship I had with him; struggling to be attracted to anyone but him. It's kind of a bitch.
>>8025039
Whereabouts in Wales?
just had a powerful lucid dream where I had a gf...
It was wonderful
I think I'm not gay anymore...
>>8032562
Resembles closet gay behaviour...
Yeah, he is. Don't do anything to hurt him, though; seems a little insecure in himself and really doesn't need outing or someone to play with his romantic feelings right now.
>>8025994
>but if it's what you like you shouldn't care.
>Do whatever you fucking feel like doing :)
Be careful now, kiddo.
>>8025215
You must have thought that was hilarious.
>>8029622
>admits to being somewhat autistic
This could either be perfect or disgusting. Elaborate?
>>8029622
>somewhat autistic
>now he's my bf
People want us?!
>>8030469
I don't want to come out till I move out but I'm still stuck here
>>8030547
I tried using some apps a while ago but I'd always end up getting too self conscious thinking nobody would want me and just leaving and deleting them
>>8030677
>25 and a khv shut in neet
Top that
>>8032847
ew but girl parts tho...
>>8032551
>How do I completely kill my appetite without overloading on stimulants
Well, your brain needs stimulation. Find a method of exercise that you really enjoy.
Yoga
Running
Dancing
Boxing
Tennis
Canoeing/Kayaking
If it's not addictive to you, you don't enjoy it enough. This is why I don't use a gym, it's fucking boring to me.
You'll find something. Looking good is a by-product of feeling good. Always remember that.
>>8033054
I just broke up with my bf over that lucid dream
I want a gf
>>8033193
Christ
>>8033200
It's probably easily explained as early adolescence failure with girls made me disillusioned and low self esteem led me to homosexuality as it was something I viewed as a level below
Now that that latent heterosexuality has resurfaced and become the dominant sexuality once more
I now have the confidence to Persue girls again
>>8033331
CHRIST
>>8033331
i am a new persona, free from the weaknesses of the other two. i am not a person you knew. im a person you've just met.
i long for my female angel to protect, i am a man, i will spread my seed, i will fufill my biological imperative.
i have already cast of the hangers on of my last personas' lives. i am in control now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7VwdyEFGCc
>>8033363
>i long for my female angel to protect,
pick me, pick me! i'll be the perfect gf! feminine and subby and everything a woman should be.
but you'd better be serious about this. no breaking down and wanting to restart hormones or crossdressing when i'm out or having me call you a girl in the bedroom.
>>8030469
You don't you stay bf less. Don't you want wizard powers, anon?
>>8033380
i require offspring.
>>8033403
Just have them genetically engineered, to be perfectly honest
>>8033408
that costs money
>>8033485
lots of things cost lots of things~ me? if my buttbabies aren't rederived antediluvian aryan ubermenschen then what's the point of breeding
>>8033054
Just fuck me already you autistic neet.
>>8033506
ok never mind. i caved and took my hrt again.
lasted 8 hours though...
>>8033577
Sounds like you've got a pretty unhealthy relationship with yourself, anon-kun
>been hooking up/fooling around with this qt for a couple months
>resolved not to have sex until I can actually get him to beg to be fucked
>he still hasn't
I'm slowly being driven insane by this shit. But if he thinks he can win this he's wrong.
>>8033615
>he has to vent on 4chin
He already won this.
>>8033650
He may have won the game of getting anon to vent on 4chin but he hasn't yet won the game of not begging anon for sex
>>8033669
No he already won. He's taken over anon's mind. His goal wasn't just the begging, it never is lol.
>>8033045
Apparently he was in some special attention high school but was one of the more normal guys there, or so he says.
From my experience with him the only autistic traits would be that he is -very- fond of watching clickbaity youtube videos and youtube letsplays, and he very much likes hijacking my chromecast with them for us to watch. I don't know if you can look autistic but well he somewhat does, but I think it's cute.
I wouldn't call it perfect or disgusting, I think he's just fine for me. But his 10/10 imo dick and 8/10 really kissing helps too.
>>8033054
>People want us?!
only if you're not overly autistic
>>8033363
>I have a personality disorder
yeah yeah we got that already
>>8033615
Lmao @ you thinking he's not having sex with other people.
Stop being a fucking weirdo.
No one needs to beg for sex.
just had my first gay sex and now I'm super paranoid about STDs. Im glad I had the experience and realized it wasnt quite my thing but man am I anxious now. We used a condom, he seemed normal but I did suck his dick bare.
>>8032796
Why would he date a guy if he's straight?
>>8033795
Oh, yeah, fretting over the various whys of the relationship was a big issue for me for a while as well after the break-up. There were a lot of those.
>>8033723
He can try, but it's not the case. Either way, I need to figure out how to get back at him for this.
>>8033778
I don't care if he is or isn't shacking up with other people. I doubt he is though because a.) we've done everything else but sex and shit like this is pretty typical to how we relate to each other. We antagonize each other pretty constantly and want the other to give something away with minimal risk to ourselves.
>>8033821
that…doesn't sound healthy anon
>>8033913
Humanity is unhealthy anon, get over it.
>>8033974
Mr Meme get out of here
>>8033855
Not a bad idea. I'll try it.
I won't deny that I've been thinking about him more than usual, but I'd like to think that I'm pro-level enough at this not to catch feelings. It's easier when we dislike each other.
>>8033913
I'm not a very healthy person. I'm mostly just bored with everything and trying to find ways to entertain myself. You have to have some kind of purpose, right? Otherwise what's the point of even living?
>>8033921
More or less.
>>8033992
>I'm pro-level enough at this not to catch feelings
You are not.
Also when it comes to edging, use multiple techniques but ensure he isn't allowed to cum for a reasonable amount of time. If he does, you torture him through more edging. Use lots of lube, fleshjack, dildo, etc. Entire goal is to watch him squirm as much as he's been in your head.
>>8024963
>you fell for the HRT meme
i hope they let me get chest reduction surgery though
>>8034007
As if I would risk that kind of damage to myself. He might be more frustrating and stubborn than anyone I've ever fucked, but in a way that's entertaining too.
That's more or less what I had in mind, honestly. I was thinking it'd be funny to just leave at some point to make a quick phone call or send an e-mail or something. That'd really mess with him.
is dyeing your hair in a natural color cute or does it make you look like an attention grabbing faggot?
I'm not talking about flashing neon colors like green or pink but I've been toying with the idea of dying my hair blonde for a while
>>8032560
Cigarettes wouldn't be a good thing for me at all.
Do sugar free water enhancers and stuff like Powerade Zero count as sugary drinks?
Obviously no sugar, but I think the point is that sweet stuff messes up with appetite?
>>8032564
Laziness + no friends in high school made me lose so much weight.
Then I got fat because of meds and too much time at home after graduating.
>>8033057
I can totally get into running.
I'm getting on my bf's 18 wheeler soon to live on the road, I need to figure out how to not get even fatter and get fit eventually somehow.
>>8032551
if you stop stuffing your face with sugar you won't be hungry all the time
>>8034116
Blonde is just as attention grabbing faggotry as neon pink.
Tolerable non attention grabbing colors = brown and black. Anything else and you're labelled as an attention whore so deal with it.
>>8034107
why is emotional attachment a risk to you? why do you want your boyfriend to hate you? why are you like this?
>>8034232
It's his fetish/schtick just like yours is being ugly and unwanted.
>>8034116
Just be prepared for people to assume you like it exclusively up the ass. The lighter the hair, the stronger the dicklust.
>>8034232
>why is emotional attachment a risk to you?
Because it is. What is shit like love and affection if not a vulnerability? If you try your best to avoid it, then people can't hurt or manipulate you as easily.
>why do you want your boyfriend to hate you?
He's not my boyfriend. Dislike or even hate is easier to compartmentalize because it's more clear-cut. Even when sex is involved.
>why are you like this?
It's a long list. In all seriousness how am I supposed to be?
>>8034239
Ouch.
>>8034278
I only present my bp in person so come visit canada, we accept food stamps or w/e neet currency your region of occupation utilizes.
>>8034116
So I'm a monster with brown hair, light eyebrows, and a red beard so I ended up dyeing my hair red and darkening my eyebrows and it looked pretty okay
What games are you playing gg?
I think the link expired, can we get a new one?
>>8034284
>queen lizzy-land funbucks :/
>>8034305
slowly working my way through breath of the wild
>I wanna go tame a buck so I can be that guy from princess mononoke
>>8034349
>1 pound worth almost 2 loonies
i dont have enough bussies to compensate the difference
All I know about botw is there is some really tall shark dude people want to ride on but for now I'm still on overwatch.
>>8032810
Cardiff
>>8034394
What's your opinion of valleys boys with very mild auts?
so how many of us are spergs exactly?
>>8035271
Certified sperg that the only response I get from family these days is a laugh.
I barely post here but I need some advice on this
>be tall hairy hunk, big dick
>despite being so manly, I'm always bottom unless the other guy is extremely femenine
>be at the local gay bar
>old man (about 40yo) offers me 500€ if I "fuck him sillly"
>be shocked first, the he gives me his number and asks me to think about it
He's not my type at all but I'm a poor student and 500€ are 500€. What do I do? This happened yesterday and he gave me his number. Don't wanna be a prostitute.
>>8034325
>you just seem really damaged and misanthropic
That's fair, I guess. I'll even give you that this guy and I are kind of messed up in our interactions, but it works for us. Though I think at this point we're probably more fwb than anything like 'relationship' since I don't do relationships or emotional attachments.
>>8035396
only 500 for a full fucking? lmaooooo guess you look cheap AF
>>8035448
I'm from poortugal, it's quite a lot here
>>8035464
lmao no it isnt
t. someone who actually visits once in a while
tell him at least 1000
>>8035479
Okay then, I'll try to negotiate
>>8035396
just do it, it's 2017
>>8035190
I tend to prefer people from that way, people in cardiff are very rude, obnoxious and stuck up. The further away you travel from the Capital friendlier people become. (Mostly)
>>8035396
Well, do you want to risk aids?
>tfw not really into OLDER men but question that when a 50 year old with a THICK!! dick and athletic bod messages you
He wants me to suck him off and/or see if I can take his cock
What do?
>black on white bareback porn
>he doesn't cum inside of the bottom
literally what is the point
>>8035996
>bareback porn
>he literally takes it out and has to jerk himself off just to cum
literally WHY
uhh where did mascgen go?
>>8035271
Hi yes
>>8023002
>what is saying no
>what is rejecting
>what is saying im straight
>tfw bored and texting lewds to qt while he's at work
This is what I've become.
>>8035996
>>8035396
If you don't want to do it then don't do it. Do you want to do it? Then do it. Death comes for us all eventually. Don't waste your time worrying over a question as simple as whether or not you want to get laid.
>>8036051
Hell.
>>8036051
Deader than disco.
They needed to artificially bump their threads with pictures of men that trigger their autoandrophilia
>>8036124
thanks for your free (You) that had nothing to do with my interracial breeding post
How to get thin without destroying your muscle mass in the process? /fit/ isn't helpful, they just want you to become swole.
>tell bf not to use fucking teeth while blowing me off
>still uses it
what else can I do, literally the only rule for blowjobs is to not use teeth
>>8035931
Chwarae teg, I hate the Cardiff accent. Kind of bizarre to see another Welsh person on here desu.
>>8036222
blow him and make him bleed
>>8036244
>>8036069
>that's not nice, why?
idk I just literally say anything to them and they laugh
Hence my obsession with the internet and never having to talk.
>>8036222
Get him to suck on thick popsicles as much as you can. He probably just needs to relax his jaw more. or practice with your fist, a dildo, etc. Whatever. Typically "dont use teeth" during sex doesn't help much, just makes them self-conscious. You can also demonstrate what his BJs feel like.
I'd like to let those of you who constantly bitch about not having boyfriends that they are SHIT.
SHIT.
SHIT.
SHIT.
They're nosy
They don't trust you
They're all up in your fucking business
They think they own you
They're more annoying than anything else
Everything about them starts to annoy the fuck out of you
They feel the need to cuddle in bed
They feel the need to share a fucking bed
They like to tell you what to eat
They like to tell you how to dress
They like to judge everything about your fucking life
They are fucking SHIT
Aaaaaaaah
Aaaah whisk
Urnsidnejsbshdhe
Ysnqvywod didhyd
Is
I wish I was fucking born rich so I could just be alone.
Ugh
Die
Die
Jeisisbeysh
>>8036310
why didnt you just find someone who wasn't a basic bitch
>>8036310
>thinks his clingy bf represents the average bf
sucks for you, but don't think it's that way for everyone
>>8036321
BECAUSE HES RICH
DUH
Ugh
Ugh
I just
I want to fuxking stab him in his fucking throat
Honestly I might fucking slit his threat tonight
Fuck it idc
Fucking cunt is saying I'm cheating on him because I'm not answering his questions about what I'm typing out
Saying I'm taking drugs again
FUCK MEN
Just be straight
Be straight
Women are so much better than men
Ugh
Why wasn't I born rich so I could just BE ALONE
Ugh
Fml
I'm going to fucking tie him up and suffocate him
>>8036351
Ok so you're the basic bitch.
>>8036351
>gold digger
I have no sympathy. Be with a guy out of love, not money.
Why are men such fuxking DICKHEADS?!?!!?
Seriously are there any men who aren't fuxking dickheads
Massive fucking
Dick
Heads
I'm so
I can't even
I want to scream
My heart is racing
I'm going to kill him
I swear I'm going to kill him
I am going to fucking kill him
I actually hate him
I fucking hate him
I want to be a fucking lesbian
>>8036377
suck his dick and go to sleep, basic bitch
>>8036385
seconding this
>>8036310
my bf is none of that except cuddles and sharing bed but I don't mind. also we don't see eachother more than two days a week so we don't grow bored of eachother
try finding a non-shit bf
>the crazy loon is a roastie
oh jee what a shocker
>>8036414
Wtf is this cuddles shit
I fuxking hate cuddling
It's fucking gross and annoying
It just makes you hot
It's awkward putting your body parts places
Its fuxking GROSS being the small spoon especially
Like you're some fucking 10yo hillbilly cunt being raped by her daddyuncle
Next relationship I'm having separate beds
Or separate homes
>>8036437
>\n
>\n
>\n
sowwy honey this isn't t*mblr
Omfg I could literally just fucking stab the fuck out of him right now
Stupid cunt
>>8036420
why not get rich unless you have that perpetual poverty disease
>>8036310
But thats all the things i like about men
>>8035464
Wanna meet up?
>grab a carrot from the fridge
>notice its large size
>measure it
>it's 7 inches
>put it ontop of my groin just to get a perspective of what it looks like to have a decent sized dick when I look down
>cry my eyes out because I'll always be stuck with my 5 incher for the rest of my life
I don't know why I haven't killed myself yet
>there are gays out there who don't like to cuddle, share a bed and fall asleep next to your man
How is this possible?
>>8036567
Just be a bottom
>>8036567
I'd let a cute boy put his 5-incher in my bumbum
nothin wrong with that
>>8036576
it's probably just a """"man"""""(trannie)
>>8036480
Because I'm lazy and I left school at 15 and I had a drug problem and I have serious mental health problems
The only reason I'm not a bum on the street is because I'm attractive
Bitch if I knew how to be rich I wouldn't bother dating faggots
I've had a smoke and it's calmed me down now
I'm not watching my "bf" sleep and shaking from wanting to stab him so much
>>8036589
you're welcome daddy
Am I the only one who associates bald and bearded men with extreme fetishes? Whenever I see a bald guy with a beard I instantly think "Shit, he's into double fisting".
Why is this?
>>8036617
nah I think the same thing
that might be why I'm so into them
its like damn, i bet he'd let me lick his pits
>>8036617
They remind me of Bara/musclemen, the only time I see muscular bearded bald men is usually associated with that. Maybe its just modern culture I don't know but the extreme stuff really creeps me. Not to generalize as well but every other bugchaser on xtube pretty much looks like this.
>>8036617
Same but instead of double fisting it's pissplay.
>>8036617
because they are common with extreme fetishes, so it's only natural to make that association. The same way niggers are more often prone to commiting crimes and catching hiv.
>>8036617
It mainly all started because neo-nazis who were gay were into really rough kinky sex with other men and they usually shaved their heads. Why I don't know, but it caught on I suppose.
>google search neo nazi gay
Nearly all of them are bald by choice, but anon some people are bald without a choice in the matter yet they can grow a decent handsome beard.
>meet guy
>super cute face
>wonderful personality
>ok body
>underwhelming dick
God I feel so shallow for not wanting to fuck him after I saw his dick for the first time :(
With my first bf i loved his dick. i liked sucking it, i liked him resting it on my face, i liked the smell of it, everything - i couldnt get enough of his cock
but with this new guy the thought of getting up close to his dick just seems vaguely unpleasant. its circumsized, slightly small and generally weirdlooking. i dont think i want to have sex with him, but i dont want to upset him because he really is a lovely and cute person otherwise
Should I try to force myself to look past this very shallow problem and let him fuck me anyway? Please advise.
>tfw told my new bf to have himself checked
aww yass bareback breeding soon
>>8036740
>implying he will
He will just say he did and move on to not caring.
>>8036736
I didn't like my bf's dick at first. That changed pretty quickly.
>>8036752
except we did the booking together for him
I guess he can always remove it but what else can you do
>>8036617
My reaction with bald, bearded men is that they're gay or at worst bi, no exceptions.
I haven't been wrong yet.
>>8036759
Did you get tested? If I'm doing butt stuff we both need to be clean as a whistle
>>8036782
I did in like Jan, and tested for literally everything, and only blew two guys oral before meeting my new bf a few weeks ago. There's a tiny chance I might have something but I don't care desu, while he admitted to having unprotected buttsex since his last test.
I like monogamy and commitment :3
>>8036807
fag
>>8036807
Monogatori sucks though
>mom came over and peeled off the stickers on all my cruising hats
>>8036944
>except the dicks I guess
?
>>8036944
>aren't we all?
I'm too autistic to get sent to hell. The Judges™ will probably just think I legitimately tripped onto a bunch of dicks over my lifetime.
Where the twinks at in FL?
This Thursday I am going to faggot parade in Miami. Are there any Floridafaggots around there that wanna hang? I am gonna be at the parade but wanna do other things and see round the city.
>>8037130
I am in Miami this Thursday but I am a twunk top.
>>8036733
>into pissplay
>bald BUT can't grow a beard
is my life ruined 4ever???
>>8037064
>comes
>dicks come/cum
I apologise for my lame attempt at a joke...
>>8037153
Talking like Jacksonville.
Vers pref tho. I like to give and get it. So no.
>>8036817
>doesn't like monogatari
Fuck you just mad Araragi is an alpha MC
how does this make you feel
>>8037459
A little sad. That flag was brand new. It would've been purdy on my wall.
>>8037459
About as ugly of a flag as the American flag.
>>8037459
what is this even supposed to be is that a rainbow flag with holes on top of a bird cage???
I am getting really gay and it's really awkward.
>>8037597
You seem to be suffering from semen withdrawal. Suck a dick and report back.
>>8037459
I feel the same as when I witness any other crime.
Disgusted and angry.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm
>>8037459
Happy
>>8037459
Kinda disappointing, but it's just a piece of cloth obviously posted by a baiter.
>>8037459
Seems wasteful, there's better stuff for kindling a fire.
how do grindr meetups usually work? I'm a virgin. I posted that I was in to dominant masculine guys and had someone say he was willing to take my virginity. lul. since I'm the bitch in the equation can I expect to get wined and dined or is it more of a casual hangout/get to know eachother kind of thing at first? sorry for sounding like an autist.
>>8037700
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>8037852
You're supposed to figure out the details with him beforehand. Fucking communicate.
>>8037852
>I posted that I was in to dominant masculine guys and had someone say he was willing to take my virginity.
>can I expect to get wined and dined or is it more of a casual hangout/get to know eachother kind of thing
?
>>8037852
Its grindr. unless you arranged either of those things explicitly all you can expect is to get your bussy rekt
>wake up from a wet dream
>it was a my ex being a possibly literal angel episode
>>8037700
aww what a cute cat and a dumb fucking uggo sandnigger mudslim that would have thrown me off a rooftop given the chance
Do I just tell my really nice bf who looks after me and puts up with me being a psycho that when I'm hide typing on my phone it's cos I'm posting on 4chan or let him continue thinking I'm scoring drugs/hooking up.
I honestly think letting him know I use 4chan is way more cringeworthy.
>>8038765
Imageboards are good, anon-kun, although 4chan is sorta down there in the tier list. Afraid he's gonna bully you and tease you over your choice of imageboard~?
>>8038774
I don't think he even knows what an image board is... he's a rugby playing banker.
He does shit like go to bars, the gym, that fucking rowing shit yesterday.
And I'm still using a forum I used as a kid.
It's pathetic.
>>8038799
Because he already thinks I'm fucked up.
Don't you get embarrassed that you use this place?
It's like my dirty little secret.
>>8038903
Just say you browse reddit
>>8038903
no?
everyone I tell who hasn't heard of it don't care because they don't know
everyone I've told who knows what 4chan is goes something like "ohhh that hacker 4chan troll forum...."
I even tell people that I've got local friends in my area I've met through 4chan mostly because I'm not an insecure little faggot who cares about what others think
>>8021673
do traps count?
>>8038940
>>8038941
SOCAL
O
C
A
L
>>8038940
>>8038941
bit vile
>>8038988
>>8038990
cake
>>8035396
>tall, hairy
>bottom
I might give it to you for free if that will make you feel any better.
>>8038716
Could be worse, I woke up from a wet dream where I was fucking my brother while others watched including my mother and my boyfriend.
>>8038797
>rugby playing banker
Jealous.
Also, him thinking you're cheating on him will fuck up your relation much more than your autismo.
Am I degenerate?
>>8039299
Degeneracy is only what society that you live in finds to be degenerate. If you live in a society that accepts such things then no. Now all you have to do is find a society that you belong to.
>>8021673
God damn I love being tall and white in Asia.
>>8039309
Damn I love being a male prostitute in Oklahoma
>>8039299
link to test?
>>8038909
>>8038913
The only guy I know who used Reddit fucked trannies and was pretty gross, so no.
I met him for lunch and told him it's another site my friend created.
That got him off my back.
I'm sorry I'm not as confident as you to let everyone know I'm a weirdo who uses anonymous forums that are full of fucking kiddie porn.
He's already better than me in every way and he knows it I'm not giving him this for ammo.
>>8039509
>I'm not giving hum this for ammo
Are you sure he would use it as ammo? I mean, he's better than you (maybe it's only your perception and low self-esteem), but he still loves you.
I think honesty will bring him closer so that he can help you better. Stay positive anon.
T. Did psychotheray and antidepressants for ~6 months now
>>8039568
Idc I just don't want anyone in my life knowing I use this place.
What does psychotherapy or meds have to do with 4chan?
>got fucked for the first time ever
>sounded like a brainless idiot
I can never show my face again
Have you ever felt like you had no place in this world?
What helped you?