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worthless hon making a new thread edition

• Informed consent providers:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

old thread >>7981996
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>>7982950
thank you for the new thread sheen
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sheen is not worthless.
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buddi sheen
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>Honey, I Honned The Kids!
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I think I'm off to bed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8
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I'm gay
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>>7982973
sleep well friend
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>>7982979
Happens to the best of us
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>>7982969
go to Korea for a v-line
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>>7982969
hugg
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DED
D
E
D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3glWTVJACl8

sleep eludes me tonight.
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>>7982992
yeah sure I'll just pull all that money out my ass huh
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>>7983008
okay but you should probably keep penis up there not your munnies
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>>7983008
Doing anything with your ass will probably calm you the fuck down
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>>7983008
tfw no sugar daddy to buy me ffs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzKg2PcbHEE
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im a girl
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>>7983021
if we keep telling ourselfs that it will eventually become true right?
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>>7983021
congratulation
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>>7983008
its £7000
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>>7983021
How does one achieve this?
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>>7983008
Get a job ?
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>>7983030
take your damn girlpills

dumball
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>>7983030
When everyone thinks you're a girl, you're a girl
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>>7983032
she has disabilities
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Death seems nice
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>>7983037
I know, but even people with disabilities have a job most of the time
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>>7983037
I wouldn't call being transsexual a disability
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>>7983045
I would
but thats not her disability
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is it bad if I don't like cishet people
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>>7983045
Clearly you haven't spent enough time interacting with trannies
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>>7983038
those sound like the words of someone who's hungover
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very cute puppy with tongue
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>>7983038
do you gotta work today
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>>7983057
Would be bad if it didn't have a tongue
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>>7983038
I'm gonna inject cornstarch into my arms so I can stretch them long enough to slap the fucking stupid out of you
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>>7983067
maybe you should inject estrogen into your arms?
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>>7983060
Yeah, I wouldn't be up at this ungodly hour if I didn't.

>>7983056
A bit

>>7983067
Break my neck would you kindly
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>>7983068
I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT
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>>7983069
blackpeoplerapbattlesupahotfirereaction
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>>7983067
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>>7983071
get lots of coffee and a good breakfast <3
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so not being on estrogen until i get my patches is too hard for me and my dysphoria has been bad for most of this week so i'm doing my shot
even tho it will probably make some of my BPD symptoms worse..... but it's either
be on a constant rollercoaster of emotions and insanity WITH gender dysphoria, or have all that a lil worse without the dysphoria, so..
rip to me. i'd like to apologize now in case my mood gets bad and i turn into a fucking bitch or w/e.
but i do daily emotional exercises and have therapy and stuff and i try really hard to keep my bullshit under control so ya. just warning u.
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>>7983056
This describes everything she says.
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>>7983080
what are emotional exercises?
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>>7983080
why are you switching to patches?
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>>7983087
so she doesn't have to stab herself every couple of days with a needle?
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>>7983089
wow, snails sure are cute
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>>7983040
yeah well I'm not "most of the time" unfortunately
last time I had a job I forgot I was employed after 6 weeks

>>7983028
cool and I have basically 0 expendable income except that which I use on HRT and laser, I go out for recreational reasons maybe once every couple of months
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>>7983086

it's a bunch of stuff involving being mindful of how i speak to people and understanding how they perceive my actions and words etc
along with approaching things differently as well as logically confronting my problems and coping with my unstable moods
rather than taking it out on other people or changing the way i look or changing something about myself to avoid it. if that makes sense.

>>7983087

steady estrogen = less severity and flare ups in my BPD symptoms because my estrogen levels on patches will fluctuate less than on shots.
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>>7983092
hugg
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>>7983045
I have a neuromuscular condition caused by brain damage that affects my entire body inc. organs
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>>7983092
>last time I had a job I forgot I was employed after 6 weeks
What the fug
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>>7983096
hugg
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>>7983092
I don't think that's part of your condition
I mean you don't forget 4chan exists and stuff
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>>7983093
sounds useful to me. I usually try to keep it down with being high most of the time but that's not alway effective.
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L A U R E N
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>>7983093
*hugs*
I think you'll like patches, unless they don't like your skin. You can take two patches and interleave them by half their wear time and have an even smoother E level.
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>>7983069
I hope you inject a whole marijuana
>>7983071
https://clyp.it/dchm0ev3
>>7983074
ummmmmmmm
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>>7983111
Oh fuck mate that is a noice voice
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>>7983111
>I hope you inject a whole marijuana
delet this
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>>7983111
Not right now, really not right now
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>tfw there's kids with degenerative disease that will kill them before 18 and people with conditions that make their skin tear like tissue paper or have horrific facial deformities and stuff who cope just fine and seem happy with their lives
>tfw suicidal over having a few extra inches of bone around my face and stuff and hate myself for being so upset by something so minor compared to other peoples' problems
>tfw I'm just a weak fucking person
I'm so fucking pathetic

>>7983095
>>7983098
hugg ;-;

>>7983097
>>7983102
Marina, why do you think you know my life better than I do?
I do stuff like dropping a glass of water 'cause I looked away and forgot it was in my hand and stuff
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>>7983096
TBIs suck. My first one caused permanent personality changes. The second, permanent memory damage.
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>>7983104

yes i have thought of this method too lately lmaaaao
maybe we could just be high together forever anon. sounds like a nice life desu..

>>7983109

wait can you tell me more about this? i mean i know that being on E will prob make my symptoms a tiny bit worse in general but like the more even i can get my levels at all times the better lol
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Life is a nightmare i wanna wake up from. I need to take the wake up pill.
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>>7983121
yeah mine was at birth so I've never known any different at least
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Imagine you are given the ability to change your genitalia at will. While I would suppose nearly all of you would immediately switch over to having a vagina, would any of you ever switch back, even temporarily, to enjoy the benefits of your newfound ability?
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>>7983111
can you call me stupid pls
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>>7983127
No
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>>7983120
I just don't understand why you wouldn't get any job when you actually can do all the stuff you do
I've seen people work who can't even use a computer like you do
Even if it's a super stupid job
Aren't there companys especially for disabled people ?
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>>7983127
Sure having a dick might be nice once in a while
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>>7983124
like, if I really really had to pee and my only option would be to piss myself I would just swap to a wang and pee and swap back to the vagina right away
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>>7983122
maybe we can it also helped me a bit with crohns disease. only sucks when you suddenly run out and have no backup like it happened to me rn. especially if you can't sleep well anymore without anything.
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>>7983127
I would probably only use my dick if I had to pee in a bush
or sex
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>>7983127
Nope
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>>7983071
I hope you're doing okay, Elanna. Grad school's on the horizon, and that's pretty neat
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>>7983131
oh my god
do you really think I haven't explored my options?

that job I mentioned was transcribing audio to text at home, for an IT firm, on my computer

typing hurts but I do it anyway for as long as I can because it's the only way I have to communicate with people unless I see them in person (can't use the phone easily, or handwrite at all)

it paid £10 an hour, I literally fucking forgot after 6 weeks that I was employed and stopped going to the website to check for new tasks and at some point before I realised and checked back they gave up on sending new ones to me

I once tried to work in a bookshop, I hoovered the floor, picked up a box of books and immediately sprained muscles in my back, the pain lasted two weeks and painkillers weren't enough to stop it so my duties were limited more and I had to work for free then I quit

there's reasons I hate myself so fucking much and in no small part it's because there is no fucking place for me in life where I can function successfully
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>>7983122
This is a chart for an older version of a 3-4 day patch. Notice how the level of E2 in the blood slowly drops after peaking. If you apply a second patch 2 days after the first, it starts to peak as the other one is dropping off. Note, the sharp drop off is because of patch removal.
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>>7983141
I'm not in yet
I haven't heard back from the professor I emailed
I have a feeling a rejection is imminent
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>>7983147
Tbh i hope you get rejected
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>>7983142
Ok
Well, at least you pass better than you think you do

>>7983143
Damn, I always forget to put on new ones or when i applied the other one
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>>7983125
Sometimes I can tell the changes. Memory and skills loss is the worst. All the knowledge I had was shredded. I can't trust any of it.

>>7983127
I'd switch to vagina and stay.

>>7983147
Good luck!!!
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>>7983153
google calendar reminders is what I used. I wish I could still use patches. They don't like my skin.
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>>7983151
You're not Kayla
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>>7983153
>gendered female once (possibly) (from a distance) once in 18 months HRT
lol okay

>>7983154
yeah most of my memories are false memories
it's a fucking horrible feeling, you feel like you're missing out on huge chunks of the human experience
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>>7983156
I made a normal calender but like everything i use to "motivate" me i'm not really motivated enough to use it after a week or two
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>>7983157
Yes the hon in the flesh
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>>7983160
I don't think it's your looks though
Because you actually look more female than male
Maybe change your clothes ?
Idk, changing your behaviour is probably pretty hard for you
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>>7983167
Yeah she doesn't look half bad, but she dresses like a crack whore
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>>7983160
>that fucking lion in the background
i've never seen a sadder excuse for a statue lion
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>>7983169
I mean i wear sporty stuff and hoodies too most of the time
But with more feminine cut and with leggings (which you probably shouldn't wear if you're not perfect in tucking)
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>>7983171
Looks like a nazi lion
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>>7983167
I mean, I exclusively wear female casualwear?
my body language is fucked but it isn't masculine, just spastic

also if you ever see a cis woman with that jawline you fucking show me lmao, there are women with long chins, women with cleft chins, women with square chins and women with square jaws, but not all four at once
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>>7983172
Your thighs are 11/10 girl,
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>>7983171
it's got a red nose on it for Red Nose Day

>>7983172
I can't tuck because my inguinal canals are too narrow, that's why I wear harem pants and stuff instead of leggings / tighter bottoms
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>>7983165
How dare you sully Kayla's excellent reputation
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>>7983162
I can understand that...

>>7983160
I have many that are scrambled. Sometimes it is obvious like pink grass. Other times it isn't as obvious.

>>7983143
>>7983122
This is a chart I made for 2 100mcg patches worn for 4 days with the cycles 2 days apart.
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>>7983176
Not every piece of clothing made for women is ok for transwomen
Especially since some casualwear isn't made to flatter but to be relaxed

The gf of my cousin has a giant square chin wirse than yours
She's pretty ugly but she still looks like a woman
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>>7983180
>I can't tuck because my inguinal canals are too narrow
It must really suck being you.
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>>7983180
Mine were too narrow too in the beginning but with tucking they widen and now the pop in without me doing anything
Harem pants can look ok on festivals and stuff but not for every day use
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>>7983185
>Not every piece of clothing made for women is ok for transwomen
;_;
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>>7983184
iktf

>>7983188
have you read my posts?

>>7983185
I don't have the money to spend experimenting with what clothes suit me, or I would

square chin =/= square AND long chin/jaw, see >>7982969
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>>7983191
Not every piece of clothing made for women is good for more than half the female population. Women's bodies vary a lot
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12603315
http://www.strawpoll.me/12603315
http://www.strawpoll.me/12603315
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>>7983114
I know B^)
>>7983117
inject all of them
>>7983118
https://clyp.it/r00piv3f
>>7983129
https://clyp.it/sr4j0ffu
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>>7983191
I mean you can wear everthing but then you have to know how to style it and stuff
Not every piece of clothing for women is made for every woman
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>>7983201
so meeeaann!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>7983201
Why are you flirting with me I just got dumped and I'm really not in the mood
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>>7983197
>Women's bodies vary a lot
none more so than when they're male...
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>>7983206
your room mate dumped you?
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>>7983201
That is one awesome sounding autistic voice
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>>7983206
maybe he's hoping you're on the rebound
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>>7983205
I'M NOT MEAN
>>7983206
I'M NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU STOP BEING SAD NIGGA
>>7983210
pay me and I'll screech
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>>7983201
hi
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>>7983208
there are male skeletons
there are female skeletons
the end
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>>7983213
then call me stuupiiiiidd
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>>7983213
>STOP BEING SAD
I suppose I'm supposed to be right as rain right now?

>>7983209
Yeah everyone does
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>>7983220
won't that be awkward since you still live w them?
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>>7983220
>I suppose I'm supposed to be right as rain right now?
you'll get over it, wipe away those tears and get back into the dating game
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>>7983221
I don't think so
We're not on bad terms
She has her reasons, and they're fair
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>>7983212
currently and for the foreseeable future I am gay on account of being in a relationship with a boy
>>7983217
wtf who even are you
>>7983220
TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET A STUPID SMILE OUT OF YOU SO YOU QUIT SADPOSTING
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im lonely and i don't wanna bother friends
someone give me human interaction please
;-;
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>>7983226
does she want a boyfriend?
this is the problem with having a forced fem fetish, eventually the boy you force femmed wants a boyfriend
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>>7983232
You won't accept mine.
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>>7983234
why wouldn't i tho
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>>7983227
someone who wants you to call them a dummy
doit faggot
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>>7983233
The details are of too personal a nature to be posted here.
She isn't going to be dating anytime soon

>>7983224
I give up desu
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>>7983235
Because I'm going to bed.
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>>7983237
>The details are of too personal a nature to be posted here.
oh
sorry I was just trying to meme to minimise it :<
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booooooooored
>>7983240
o
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>>7983194
You can try them on in a shop or get them online and try them on at home
Asos is a good uk based shop and in sale some stuff is really cheap
Also i mostly wear black tops with thin straps, black hoody jackets and black leggings or circle-/skaterskirts

Also with giant i mean long
Her chin is long and square more than yours
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>>7983241
>>sorry I was just trying to meme to minimise it :<
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK BEFORE YOU MEME, ANON
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tfw most of my friends probably hate me
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>>7983244
I keep trying to find long tops to wear with leggings that fit me but they're all either too short (waistline around my lower chest) or go straight down without any shape and look ugly, pic related
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>>7983252
tfw don't have friends
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>>7983237
No it's fine
I just wish it were actually as clean cut as that
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>>7983256
I think that's a good outfit or do I just have no sense of fashion?
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>>7983244
http://www.strawpoll.me/12603315/r
uh
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>>7983256
You'll have to look in tall girl stores. I have the same problem.
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>>7983267
Meant for >>7983241
Obv
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>>7983236
pay me
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-39351352
yikes
this is the sort of shit I'm scared of happening to me because of my body's weak internal structure
I've already been told by my dentist that the muscular spasms I get mean I might break my jaw in my sleep
at least my dick is already broke I guess and I don't really care about that 'cause trans

>>7983272
annoyingly I don't think we have those in the UK, only specialist shop like that I know of is Jacamo which is the "XXXXXL" shop
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>>7983281
tell me you love me
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>>7983281
start avatarfagging with birds again
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Tfw someone tells me I'm not trans because I want breast augmentation to help me with my dysphoria
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>>7983281
I would if I could ;~;
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>>7983296
sorry if this is weird but was it hard to find work in IT after starting college at 24?
i'm thinking of quitting my job and doing the same thing
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>>7983290
I lo-
>>7983301
you're lucky I can't gulag your ass here
>>7983303
wanna add me and discuss alternative methods of payment, I'll have you know I also accept exalted orbs
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>>7983304
It all depends on your skills and what sector you want to work in
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>>7983306
alternative payment?
like whut?
and what are exalted orbs?
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>>7983309
>and what are exalted orbs?
it's nerdspeak, birdy plays video games
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>>7983287
Long Tall Sally is UK based.
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>>7983301
this fine phallus made me horny and now my phantom vagina is aching for dick
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>>7983296
My last therapist tried to tell me ffs wasnt for dysphoria....
But instead to just be prettier like any other cis girl, not less manly and she wouldn't write me any letters for it even though it was an exception on my insurance.
>cis girls shave down bone ftw
>>7983273
Why are you up at 5am.
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>>7983313
never heard of it before
is it good or shit?
I don't want some unfitted shit that makes me look like an OAP in a nightie >>7983256
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>>7983315
tfw my penis KEEPS DOING THIS

STOP IT
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>>7983319
What size do you wear?
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>>7983309
fuck, alright then how about gil
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>>7983317
Your therapist is a moron
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>>7983324
idek
probably a size 16 for tops except size-18 shoulders

>19.5 inch shoulders
>~44-46 inches overbust
>~40-42 inches underbust
>37 inch waist
>39 inch hips
6 ft 1.5 in, 190 lbs

the approx. (~) is 'cause using a measuring tape round that high up is difficult with my condition
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>>7983319
They have stuff for curvy tall girls as well as less curvy. The shortest they cater to is 5'10" and 34" inseam.
https://www.longtallsally.com/
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>>7983325
whats a gil?? ;~;
is that from final fantasy?
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>>7983330
http://sizes.darkgreener.com/

>tfw my curve doesn't even approximate any of the grey preset curves based on existing brands
ouch
well this is a fun way to trigger your dysphoria
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>>7983333
god

OKAY GOLD IN RUNESCAPE CLASSIC
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>>7983332
>average price of £40 for one item of clothing
holy fucking shit

looks like a lot of it is nice looking (in the photos at least) though, I'll agree
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>>7983317
Work, I've been up since 3
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>>7983344
Yeah, that sucks, but I don't know of any low cost tall women's clothing. It's all made in smaller lots so higher costs of production.
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>>7983341
I never learned how to runescape :'(
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>>7983330
>16.5" shoulders
>35" over bust
>32.5 underbust
>29" waist
>37" hips
>5'11" 145lbs

Kill me please
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>>7983354
then we can't seem to come to any sort of deal, miss
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>tfw have a cousin who looks just like me if I was a cis girl and not a hon
;-;
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>>7983256
That looks good actually

>>7983330
I mostly wear normal size stuff
But go to asos.com
They have brands with long stuff too
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>>7983367
What is normal size though?
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>>7983362
those seem like pretty average measurements though?
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>>7983366
this. all of my dads brothers had girls and we all look similar just my dad had to be the one with 2 fuck ups for children.
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>>7983378
For a guy but not a girl
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>>7983378
me for comparison (except no shoulders slider)
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she girl
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>>7983372
No long sizes
I mostly wear 38 on top and 40-42 on bottom
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12603315/r
>this is what passing looks like according to Marina
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>>7983393
M
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>>7983385
what website is this?
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>>7983400
You know there are a lot of people just saying no to hurt you
Or have unrealistic standarts
Also the question in itself is stupid since you single out one thing
As if anonymous strawpolls on 4chan actually say anything
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>>7983364
;~;
>>
hi me and gloomy dropped 2 tabs each brb
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>>7983413
Have fun
>>
>tries to actually be serious about epilating
>it hurts like hell
does it ever get better
>>7983413
hi, bye
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>>7983417
Yeah, it gets a bit better
Still kinda hurts
Lower legs don't hurt much anymore
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>>7983411
Birdy#0509

going2bed tho goodnight
>>7983413
don't keep me waiting
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>>7983407
boyvisualizer.com

>>7983409
Marina how can I be passing if I am gendered male all of the time and not female, even when I don't speak, even when I'm sitting still??? How???
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>>7983413
noice, enjoy
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>>7983422
>boyvisualizer.com
Bodyvisualizer.com

Idk, but you don't look too manly, especially your boobs are pretty big already
Maybe because you're a bit tall
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>>7983413
oh my, who knows what sorts of lewd things this might lead to
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>>7983427
there's plenty of tall women in the UK, it's not my height
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Hello girls :3

Come join us

>>>/int/72738743
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I maybe suc a dic last night >/////<
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>>7983435
Strange
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>>7983403
this

>>7983441
h eck
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>>7983443
>176cm
>71kg
THICC
>>
Question

How to i stop almost barfing everytime i deepthroat my bf?
>>
I like myself
For the first time in years
Last night was a m a z i n g
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>>7983421
idk what this means
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>>7983449
thats a mental image i did not want
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>>7983454
Then get ready for the physical image...
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>>7983452
i like me and i love you
we're cool
>>
>>7983456
please
NO
>>
Cypro is murdering my sex drive but my brain is starting to generate lewd thoughts at an accelerated rate in order to compensate or something.

What's going on.
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Did you guys know i'm ~25~ ???

>>7983449

practice gagging on other things over and over till it lessens
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>>7983447
Wanted to lose a bit of weight and it fluctates a lot
But since most of it is in my ass i'm pretty ok with it
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>>7983461
I know that
Wasn't very sexual before so i actually have a higher sex drive now
I like cuddles and stuff a lot more though
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>>7983462
>practice gagging on other things over and over till it lessens
That doesn't sound like good advice
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Transition is failing me...
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>>7983468
You look like my sister in law, stfu
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>>7983256
you have a male hairstyle. trying going for a more feminine one instead (try changing your part to the side for example). that'll prolly help you pass a bit more.
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>>7983468
It's probably your fault for having unrealistic expectations
>>
>>7983474
franzi hi
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>>7983468
Yeah, you can see how much the left one is photoshopped
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>>7983475
Carol Hai
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>>7983468
Iktf nikky

>>7983474
No she just lives in reality unlike the delusional hons here.
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>>7983473
high temples means parting from the side looks ridiculous
I've been debating getting bangs but I'm worried it'll emphasise my large facial mask and long jaw, I asked my mum and she said it'd make me look more ugly and mannish too so idk what haircut to get
also my hair is ultrafine which means whatever style I choose it needs to be the hair's resting state, because it does not respond to styling e.g. with hairspray
>>
>>7983465
I think I've gone from being completely vanilla with normal sex drive to somehow thinking about increasingly kinky shit despite not having a sex drive at all.

What is going on.
>>
>>7983479
Your response doesn't make sense
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>>7983479
so getting to look like a photoshopped model is a realistic expectation?
>>
>>7983483
I'm a virgin though because i'm too afraid of people and hate my dick more than anything
And i'm pretty vanilla
>>
>>7983478
how r you
>>
>>7983488
I've only really had one long term (female) sexual partner.

I was fairly dysfunctional at it and I think I already know why (bc I was a repressing tranny lmao)
>>
>>7983492
I really need a bf but i don't find a good one :(
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>>7983488
Hi Marina! Hows going? Hows life?
Me personally, my legal sex change got postponed again because they lost some important documents...
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>>7983490
I'm fine, just got a new haircut and color :3
How are u? Did you clean your room?
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>>7983499
The same here, i have my court hearing in may though and after that my name's finally changed
Also i have my date for srs on 24.02.2121
Maybe earlier since i'll be on a waiting list after my healthcare said they'll pay for it
And i'm stealth at schoon now
>>
>>7983501
You aged quickly..,
>>
>>7983501
Cute :3

I'm ok, I bought cat ears :3
I cleaned my room but then I had to find something and it got messy again ._.
>>
>>7983501
the wavy pattern in the background is that something you can just buy and put on your door? I really like that.
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when your hrt is replaced with an estrogen bee
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>>7983504
Did you see my post asking you about Liedl yesterday?

>>7983505
It's a sign of wisdom and maturity

>>7983510
Are you a furry now?

>>7983512
It's wall paper.
>>
>im the only person in thread without ffs
[screams inside]
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>>7983519
Yeah, but later
I don't want liedl though, he does penile inversion
Schaff or nothing
When i'm on the waiting list i'll probably wait 2 years or less
>>
>>7983527
>he does penile inversion
Oh really? I just know him from another mtf who wanted Schaff too but then decided to go for Liedl because he is ok too in her opinion so I thought maybe he does a similar technique as Schaff.
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>>7983530
No, there's one in hamburg who does the same thechnique as schaff since this year but i don't want someone who has no experience
I'll just wait
It's hard but better than a non functional ugly vag
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>will never get srs
>will never go fulltime
>will never be allowed to be me
>slowly driven insane by envy
>>
>>7983533
True, you get this done once in your life and you keep it your whole life so better save than sorry.
>>
>>7983519
no
i'm a cat nyaa
>>
>>7983536
I was already fulltime before ffs
You're just a delusional chicken
Just do it or you'll never go fulltime even after ffs
>>
>>7983524
no you're not =(
>>
>>7983541
>You're just a delusional chicken
How fucking rude coming from someone like you who has it all. I just came home from work and every dime every night goes to electrolysis. I am doing all I fucking can because i'm not paid well like some privileged fucks.
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ifeel sick. i threw up a bit.
i guess 4 drinks were way too many.
i shouldn't have drank.
i was being pursued by this guy from or something.
i really did like the way he showed that he wanted me, but i started to change my mind about him.
when i saw myself in the mirror, i looked disgusting.
it must have been the alcohol, b/c when i started to sober up, i stopped seeing it.
i never want to drink again
i also met this really nice couple.
they let me play pool w/ them.
before i ran into the guy who tried to keep on me the wife gave me her advice & phone #.
i guess i have a new family.
i took a cab home when i didn't want to be kissed by the same guy over & over again.
he wasn't really my type.
i was looking for people more in my own shape & age group.
i liked the bar though.
i think it's a good place where i can learn to socialize better.
i'm just going to avoid drinking like the plague.
overall, i'd rate the experience a 6/10, but it was my own fault
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>>7983504
> 24.02.2121
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>>7983504
I'll pay for my SRS myself... I mean I took a loan. Funny story... the bank called to verify my identity since I take humongous loan. I say hello and they are like:
>is male name there?
>yes it's me
>right... we are calling you to ask you some questions
>[answering...] and then she interrupts me
>"With all due respect but I hear female voice..."
>I'm changing my sex
>oh...

Who could guess speech therapy pays of.
>>
>>7983543
I was payed a lot because i learned a lot and did a hard job
And now i'm earning exactly 0€ a month
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>>7983547
>I was payed a lot because i learned a lot and did a hard job
Me too, but here in murrica we don't have real wages so shut the fuck up after a while, jesus. You euro trash get so much government handouts you basically live like the rich do here in the US.
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>>7983546
Hey Nikki, post voice. I want to hear your cute Polish accent.
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>>7983546
Idk, i can't take a loan since i won't earn much money till i'm 30
So i have to wait :(
Well, at least schaff is really good

I still need voice training but i can't get an appointment for the doc who'll write me the letter for it
>>
>>7983549
You really have no idea of europe
I get nothing
And we have to pay 3 times the taxes than americans and lower wages
You just don't have any job traing or certificate or sth
>>
>>7983541
you passed before ffs though
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>>7983556
>You just don't have any job traing or certificate or sth
I have 2 college degrees and 3 certs in manufacturing technology and truth be told no I haven't even applied to any job that I could use those skills because I didn't want to start my real career till after I was transitioned. Plus cocky men like yourself make me afraid of engineering now.
>>
>>7983549
>get paid less than americans
>housing and basic necessities cost more
>taxes are higher
why do you think people call us pooropeans, kayla
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>>7983549
>Spend years learning valuable knowledge
>Hard work so it pays off
>Government didn't pay for anything in my transition

Am I rich?
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>tfw visiting old friends soon
>tfw going girlmode
>tfw 3 days of not wanting to kill yourself ahead
>tfw this starts the pulling off of the boymode bandage

IM GOING TO BE A PRETTY GIRL
MY DEBUT WILL BE FLAWLESS
MY HAPPINESS HAS ARRIVED
>>
>>7983560
Actually i did even though i looked pretty manly
Didn't think i would
So i think you could pass too after a while fulltime
The more you're fulltime the more you pass since your behavior changes in a was
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>>7983563
so you dont have any job traing or certificate in the field you are working in, which is why you get paid like a slave
>>
>>7983563
I also have a degree in napkin bridge design
>>
>>7983569
stew
>>
>>7983571
You never did field work on private property. Half the shit we did for people didn't have actual plans. and it was pretty simple to shore up two sides of a ravine and bridge it with a rail car chassis
>>
>>7983563
>I won't transition before i have money
>i won't try to get a job before i transitioned
Also i'm a man ? You're the man, you don't know any life but a mans life, mr. Cock
Also i wasn't in engineering
>>
>>7983576
legally im miss cock, soon to be mrs cock
>>
>>7983577
The typical hon
>looks like a man
>behaves like a man
>but i have a paper here that says i'm a little girl
>>
>>7983577
You must be proud, so, when do you start presenting?
>>
>>7983575
Ok so what you're saying is you installed a premade bridge without even having to draw it on a napkin?
The madwoman
>>
>>7983577
I am trans
>>
>>7983579
Fuck you. You are the one who had the life saving surgery, you're supposed to pretend to be humble like all the other braggart kikes who can afford miracles. And spare me the hard work bullshit because i work my ass off too.

>>7983581
June
>>
>>7983577
still love that name
>>
>>7983584
oh god no, tell me you're fucking with me
text me please
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i actually went out last night, had one whole alcoholic drink and then we ended up at taco bell eating al fresco tacos and burritos and generally ruining the day's good eating habits

feelin' pretty good desu

>tfw dropped out of university
>working for non-profit now

poor's a mindset, in a lot of ways. obviously actually being literally poor brings limitations but those can be overcome

if you're intelligent enough there are shit-jobs that will pay enough, after hard work, to sock away savings and build an srs fund. most of my money came from a fast food job that started at 7.80 and i left making >50k/yr less than three years later
>>7983566
gj, but my experience is no big event can really change your lifestyle, it takes concerted effort over time

>>7983560
robin dear, i get you, but you can totally pass as an ugly woman. desu i think your biggest impediment now is inside your head, not the outside

maybe voice, i've never heard it, but that too can be improved

i still rarely girlmode and feel hideous all the time tho so what do i know
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>>7983584
Dr. Pavel, I am CIA.

>>7983582
Wat up Canada?
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i feel gross
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>>7983584
>>7983588
Help I can't breathe
>>
if my bf is trans im going to kill myself
>>
>>7983567
I've been fulltime for nearly 10 months
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>>7983589
my voice is fucked because of hypotonia
I get gendered male even if I don't speak
>>
>>7983586
Sure.
>>7983595
Damn it's been that long? It's helped

>>7983593
>>7983594
This is gonna be a fun saga in the Kayla arcs.
>>
>>7983592
Why would you feel gross?
>>
>>7983589
I wanted to go out drinking yeasterday but then i fell asleep
Happens every week :(

>>7983595
And you look good
I wonder why you don't pass
Where do you live ? Maybe i should make a trip to england :P
>>
>>7983588
I'm sorry babe. I won't text you. I can't talk about this irl

Goodbye
>>
>>7983604
>the chest hair
ehh that's probably a drag queen
i hope
>>
>>7983605
>telling robin she looks good
ok now i know you are a troll
>>
>>7983605
Are you Marina without the Diamond from Germany?
>>
>>7983594
Hi. You've been selected as the lucky winner of they 4chan free srs sweepstakes!

Obviously I'm the real doctor suporn because nobody lies on 4chan
>>
>>7983612
Yes
>>
>>7983602
>It's helped
>>7983160
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>>7983604
i woke up and realized that nobody will ever love me
>>
>>7983613
Hi dr. Suporn
I have a fee questions for you
>>
>>7983605
Norwich
>>
>>7983615
I wanna send you 100 billion quid
>>
>>7983617
Be quick. There's a octopus here that wants to be a squid.

Yes I do pet operations now too
>>
>>7983590
Hi, I'm very hungover and single
Hru Britain
>>
>>7983622
Oh, ok
No more questions then
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>>7983614
Hello Fraulein. This thread missed some of that German efficiency.

>>7983616
Oh that's pretty normal for trannies. Nothing to be worried about.
>>
>>7983618
Looks interesting, do you have your own flat or life with your parents or something else ?
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>>7983613
Hi Suporn could you please do the thing for me
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>>7983625
Single? Whatever happened to gender-fluid, queer-coded theyfriend of yours?
Also it pains me that you think I am from UK derpanna.
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Wham bam thank you mam
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>>7983632
o hi cindy

the surgical workshop w/ toby metzler is next saturday & i'll be in another state next weekend so i can't go and ask that stuff i said i would :/

>>7983634
he's rite
>>
>>7983631
I live in a rented room in a houseshare
>>
>>7983633
cancer or something similarly bad
>>
>>7983633
>>7983629
>>7983612
please stop triggering my AGP
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>>7983637
Aw that's okay, I've been reading a lot about it and I'm pretty sure I'm screwed
>>
>>7983644
Okay.
>>
>>7983646
don't worry about your tiny girl penis
>>
how to cure lewd?
>>
>>7983650
thank you
>>
>>7983650
i think that helped cure it desu
>>
>>7983653
Indulge it
>>
>>7983653
Maybe take up a hobby?

>>7983654
No problem.
>>
>>7983633
They broke up with me

Also aren't you British??
Maybe I got that vibe off your sarcasm but maybe I'm off base
>>
>>7983650
delete that pic of me rn
>>
>>7983660
gf won't let me

>>7983661
playing vidya
not helping
>>
Welp time for finals, later thread~!
>>
>>7983665
>gf won't let me
what
>>
damn, i broke my mobile :(

>>7983629
franzi is german too ?
and some anons too

>>7983638
oh, ok
>>
>>7983670
she's being mean
trying to make it shrink
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>>7983653
Cypro!
>tfw 0 interest in lewd, huge interest in cuddles and love
Based cypro
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>>7983646
>We can rebuild her.
>We have the technology.
>We can make her better than she was before: better, stronger, faster.

the future is full of possibilities, it's good to be realistic about things but i wouldn't give up hope

trans issues becoming more visible and accepted will definitely lead to surgical advances and we're kind of on the cusp of another wave of biotech growth

>>7983661
can you stop with the cis girls .__.
>>
>>7983675
currently on 50mg cypro for over 2 months
not stopping me today apparently
>>
>>7983675
i'm on lupron now
>interest in lewd, even more interest in love and cuddles
>noone to give me either
>>
>>7983672
Elaborate, why does she want 'it' to shrink?
>>
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>>7983658
Dr. Brule has that effect on people.

>>7983665
How about masturbating?
You know - chocking the chicken?
Slapping the monkey?
Polishing the rocket?

>>7983662
>They broke up with me
Hahahaahahahhahaha. I am sorry i can't stop laughing. I hope you are not to hang up on it.
And I am not from that tiny, inbred island full of
muslims. Ask Potato Princess where I am from the next time you hear from her.

>>7983671
I keep forgetting about fagzi. I guess I just miss Sophie.

>>7983676
Okay fine, I'll stop with the real girls. Are anime girls OK?
>>
>>7983680
she has 'interesting' tastes
desu I quite like it
but Damn if this isn't hard (no pun)
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>>7983677
I've been on cypro the same time except I lowered to 25mg a bit ago
I was low test to start with tho, give it some time to kill the t I guess
>>7983678
If I don't get headpats soon I'm gonna explode desu
>>7983676
That's what I'm hoping for
>>
>>7983683
Then just tug at it or something until you orgasm you don't need to put it in her or anything
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>>7983682
I see that Miss Cock hasn't changed one bit.
>>
>>7983682
don't post a pic of me with my makeup all worn off dude
>>
last night me and my best soulmate friend and another friend went to a carnival and ate bad food and went on some cool rides
then we went to a big trampoline park with obstacle courses and basketball goals and a trapeze swing and stuff (i got a bunch of brush burns and a mild concussion, shit was SO cash)
then we went bowling and i won a game and then we just did bowling stunts until we go tired of bowling
then we went to our friends bar and made fun of boys and danced to old mowton cos there was a DJ there and it was good ama
>>
>>7983682
Ay whats up lagunabro u looking FABULOUS
>>
>>7983681
>fagzi
>fag
how do you know ;~;
>>
>>7983688
looks like freshly applied 2bh

>>7983684
yeah, i know that
i always think "this weekend i'll go and make out with some guy" but either there are no guys i like or i'm too shy
>>
>>7983684
my t is basically non existent desu
taking pills just makes me feel better
plus this is the first time I've felt this way in over a month
>>
>>7983685
she's not even here
I'm not allowed to play with myself
>>
>>7983698
>looks like freshly applied 2bh
it was all worn off on his dick, plus my selfie camera is like a funhouse mirror
>>
>>7983688
>>7983698
Yeah lipstick would be gone

Also did you airbrush that picture?
>>
>>7983701
>I'm not allowed to play with myself
Oh... I get it now. Okay.

Well you'll just have to be a good girl so she lets you cum as a reward.
>>
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>>7983695
Oh I wasn't talking about your sexual orientation.
>>
>>7983706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erTE5mEOMeI
>>
>>7983681
No of course not
Why would I be hung up on something that happened last night

Also I know you're some kind of yuro
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>>7983703
kinda sad you have to put on makeup extra for sexual stuff
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>>7983698
It's gonna be hard for me to find a guy cus my standards are too high -~-
Like I won't do stuff with a guy if I don't love him
Meanwhile I'm just a crazy trannu
>>7983699
huh I can't remember the last time I felt really lewd
I guess it happens in a different way?
>>
>>7983720
yeah, same
i need a bf :(
i made out with lots of people i don't love thpugh, just for fun
idk, i just need that affection sometimes, it's not even sexual then
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>>7983711
Hah, that was funny. Too bad that can't happen to you.

>>7983715
>happened last night
Hehehehe. I am sure everything will be a-okay.
I don't know why I find this so amsuing.
>yuro
Only geographically.
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>>7983717
fuck you dude
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>>7983727
>Too bad that can't happen to you.
I wouldn't let you watch anyway
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>>7983727
>>yuro
>Only geographically.
I'm not sure I like the implications of this statement.
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>about to make some food
>accidently drop a beer
>explodes into a million tiny pieces
why
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>>7983711
my all time favourite is still
https://youtu.be/19K3EhUln4k
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>>7983726
Yea I wanna find a bf but it's like I'm such an introvert I can't even find friends
I've got a bit of a way to go
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hi im here now
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>>7983752
i go out with friends normally every week
but we're always the same people and go to the same location
i sometimes talk to other people there too but never in a way that i could get a bf :(
Guy aren't really out for flirting anymore since there's stuff like tinder and lovoo
and the ones who do are fat, stupid, creepy and totally drunk
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>>7983733
That's okay, I am not into gay porn.

>>7983734
>implications
>>
>have to deliver a car to another shop
>see 100 guys joking and jerking it to man-versations around the counter through the front window
>*social anxiety overdrive activate.bat*
>walk in timidly with keys, sweating nervously
>one sees me & smiles, the rest stop talking and turn around
>what can we do for you sweetheart
<omfg he thinks I'm a girl>
>C-car outside..
>other boys are staring at me/my butt
>blushing too hard
>scurry out
>"thanks darling"
>hear one boisterously say how "that girls a tech, I'd fuck the shit outta her"

So, thriving gay community here in fargo
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>>7983743
I watched that right after,
German
poetry

>>7983763
Wew what a homophobe
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>>7983762
I'm planning to find a guy and maybe be friends and stuff first so it's not creepy and I know if I like him before he tries to do anything
I'll probably just end up getting friendzoned tho u~u
Finding the right guy to be my first bf seems like it's gonna be really hard
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>invite someone to a discord server
>it creates drama
aRafafdgafmasiASSFSFfs
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Mr bean is alt right now
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How's everyone this morning?
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>>7983785
I managed to create drama on a discord server so am now hoping that it blows over soon

How r you?
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Tfw u will never have a cis girls face
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>>7983785
cold
my electric bill was like 200 dollars last month tho so I'm trying to not turn on the heat
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>>7983790
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>>7983787
Discord drama is weird
I'm pretty good, just woke up lol
>>7983791
Damn
I hope you're bundled up and get warm soon
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>>7983785
Pretty comfy desu
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>>7983796
Hi drake
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>>7983799
In that case...
Good morning! ^^
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>>7983790
i have a more feminine face than my sister, so i'm ok with that
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>>7983808
Good for you
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>>7983785
this>>7983800
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>trying to sleep last night
>holding pillow and stuffed animals
>suddenly imagining laying on a guy's chest with his arms around me
>not even doing anything erotic, just talking together and he's kissing the top of my head
>realize I'm squeezing pillow tightly to chest
>crippling loneliness keeps me awake for a few hours, still can't cry or look for someone though
HRT was a mistake
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>>7983812
>>7983800
Comfy is best
>>7983805
Thanks!
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>>7983785
I perfected a couple of cheap RPGs on steam in order to feel like my life has a bit of meaning to it. Also ate 300g of prawns and now it tastes gross when I burp.
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>>7983815
Wouldn't you feel like this anyway, without the influence of HRT?
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>>7983812
comfi eva ^>^
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>>7983828
Off HRT all I really felt was either suicidal depression or blind rage and my thinking patterns were pretty different. The thought of just laying with someone wouldn't even cross my mind off it.
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>>7983828
no, HRT makes you much more needy for stuff like that

>>7983815
iktf, i own a heated cuddle pillow for that
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>>7983833
your awake ><
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tfw you can't sleep on your side most nights anymore because it's now uncomfortable to put weight on your hips :(
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>>7983835
I also hug my pillow real tight when i'm lonely. The thought of being hugged and kissed in bed is really nice.
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>>7983840
ye :3
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>watched a video of a dude repairing an old motorcycle engine
>haven't felt this content in months
maybe transition was a bad idea, I haven't touched a wrench in a year and now the thought of one makes me warm and fuzzy inside
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>>7983845
Detransition then you fucking abomination. Ill have fun laughing at you when you realize you fucked yourself in a couple years.
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>>7983836
Well please let me know where to that pillow, I lost my other one.

>>7983842
Fugg I don't even want to think about it anymore, there's like a tightness in my chest and I'm about to start tearing up
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>>7983851
or I could do both
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>>7983851
So much for only "passively" aggressive.
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>>7983845
>>7983853
yeah, just do both
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>several months on cypro
>fap
>enjoy the ache and pain of atrophy post orgasm

Agp
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>>7983844
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>>7983857
but my garage in this apartment is soooooo tiny, id have to work on shit with the garage door open and the neighbors gawking at a she freak working on stuff
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>>7983853
Yeah, you should probably do that. I cant imagine people ever taking you seriously ever again after a detransition. Remember that one time Eliot thought he was a girl and wore makeup for like two years and sucked some cocks? Hahaha, what a deluded fag.

>>7983854
How was that even aggressive?
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>>7983861
how are you doing :3
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>>7983845
it's not like girls can't do mechanic stuff
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>>7983864
well legally I can't detransition without getting T shots so fuck that.
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>>7983862
do the things you like, don't worry about what people think
>>7983865
I'm doing pretty good today
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>>7983868
kayla how much did you pay for your orchi and who did you go to
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>>7983852
I'm sorry you feel this way ;-;
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>>7983874
>do the things you like
only if it were that easy, I always consider what people think before doing something (not here though because its fun)
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>>7983864
>How was that even aggressive?
Forgive me, I must have misread the tone. It takes some of the sting off when I imagine you cooing it softly to her.
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>>7983874
im glad cutie :3
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>>7983875
mosser, $500 bucks
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>>7983868
Yeah you're doomed to trannydom, the jews got you to cut your balls off, good job. One less white person that needs to be killed or interbred. Now get your female family members into interracial porn.

>>7983884
Do you want me to coo softly to you, froganon?
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>>7983785
vomitting bile.
really regretting those drinks i had
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>>7983880
meh. That's life.

>>7983887
Never heard of 'em, $500 is dirt cheap, did you have insurance?
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>>7983882
>I always consider what people think before doing something
don't give up what you like just for that :c
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>>7983891
Ouch :x
Didn't you go to a club last night? How was it?
>>7983887
>$500 for an orchi
Damn, that seems like a good deal
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>>7983885
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>>7983894
Lol for real, 500$ for an orchi? Ill go get mine tomorrow.
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>start getting angry DMs
aaaaaaaand thats when i close discord
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>tfw barely slept
better than nightmares I guess.
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>>7983898
it was ok.
see >>7983544
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>>7983898
>>7983906
Yeah if an orchi is only $500 I can get one for myself and the both of you tomorrow, lol
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>>7983889
>Do you want me to coo softly to you, froganon?
Try as I might, I can't really imagine that being something you're capable of.

To be honest, I'd prefer you to shout at me, because that would probably mean that I've annoyed you.
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>>7983882
What a whiney little spoilt bitch
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>>7983544
Congrats you psychopath
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>>7983852
i live on another continent (i think at least)
so i can't tell you
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>>7983919
;_;
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>>7983909
lol jk, dreamt of living in a mansion infested with monstrous fucking supiders

>>7983906
I'd still rather save the money for SRS desu.
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>>7983767
i want someone to call me sweetheart ;-;
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>>7983920
Ah, RIP. Could import something I guess but probably not worth it. I found my other pillow anyway so now I can just cuddle and cry into that.
>>
I saw a girl when I looked in the mirror last night
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>>7983661
>hon shoulders
obviously trans.
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>>7983925
sweetheart
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>>7983935
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>>7983914
>>7983914
You'd be shocked at what Im capable of, froganon, Slaanesh has been very generous to me. I think you'd find me to be quite intoxicating.

>>7983913
Lolsame, it has to be an insurance thing and I live in a red state so no deal for me.

>>7983923
Speaking of which can you help me figure out how to get money into my bank account from the internet? Some guy wants to give me a bunch of money.
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>>7983938
><
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>>7983942
>You'd be shocked at what Im capable of, froganon, Slaanesh has been very generous to me. I think you'd find me to be quite intoxicating.
Mmm, alcohol's intoxicating, but then again, so are the fumes given off by a room full of manure with no ventilation.

I hope you've been out earning the right to wear that tramp stamp at least.
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>>7983942
Make a paypal! I can help you later if you want.
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>>7983927
while you were high? seems p common I generally feel better about myself when high too.
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>>7983942
I'm in Texas and don't have insurance either. :(

I heard Arnkoff in Michigan does it for $3000, down from his $4000. $4000 is the usual asking price it seems.
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>>7983921
Well,
Do you feel less angsty & less like a couped up homo
>>
Myrthe is my girl-with-a-dickfriend and that's cool
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Playing on my switch while my bf is getting some programing on
I feel like we have a good relationship
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tfw hormones give you cuddlust :(
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>>7983947
Alchohols addicting too, which is something else Ive had men describe me as.

>I hope you've been out earning the right to wear that tramp stamp at least.
You now I haven't been sober since 2014, right? However, if you're referring to my sex life- A lady doesn't say.

>>7983953
Oh fuck, hows Texas with the bathroom bill?

>>7983948
I have a paypal, I just need to figure out how to hook it up to my bank account... Later tonight would be good, Ill talk to you then.
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>>7983954
yea, a little.
definitely not drinking again.
i can have fun w/o drinks
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>>7983951
Me and Anna were looking in the mirror together while high on truffles and I saw a girl (or rather, two girls) looking back >w<
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>>7983955
you're cool
we're cool

we're nice girl-with-a-dickfriends c:
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>>7983971
Not sure, I don't present female and have no intentions to for 3 or 7 years.
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>>7983973
i still feel really sick
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Ok, /mtfg/ i have a problem
So i met some pre-transition/pre-everything tranny (so just some guy who wants to transition) in my local club
She knew of me being trans because she found out in some way and asked me if i could help her with transition
she's 26 and will probably end up as the most honnest hon ever

should i help her ?
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>>7983984
it sucks but they deserve a shot at happiness too right?
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>>7983969
I tend to end up thinking about stuff like that when I'm trying to go to sleep and it makes me feel warm and nice...
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>>7983984
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>>7983969
Yes cuddles feel amazing now compared to before
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>>7983971
>Alchohols addicting too, which is something else Ive had men describe me as.
I bet you're worse for their health and more expensive than alcohol too.

> However, if you're referring to my sex life- A lady doesn't say.
A lady sometimes does - especially if it's to brag that she has a hot guy coming over for a spell of yuletide rumpy pumpy.
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>>7983989
i feel lonely, i want eva cudds :(

>>7983993
im by myself so no one to cudd
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>>7983984
you're not obligated to help anyone else out.

I mean what kind of help does she want anyway?
>>
grandma told me I've grown into a very handsome young man.
she obviously meant well, but it still feels like shit
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>>7983982
Cute girls get sick with 4 drinks. Srry.
>they make strong drinks there, tho
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>>7984000
we get closer to it everyday! hrt has been giving me super strong feelings of needed to be held lately...
like it's similar to feeling dehydrated but with with cudds and stuff..
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>>7984000
Get to sweden and ill cudd you :)
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>>7983974
that's nice c: if I didn't had a moment like this (alone tho) I wouldn't have had the courage to order hrt I think
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>>7984011
I've been on hrt for like 3 years and my grandma still says this to me lmao. it's just a grandparent thing

>>7984012
>tfw hrt made me a 2 beer queer
;-;
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I finally slept okay but now my nose really hurts
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>>7984020
if i boop it it'll feel better right
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>>7984002
idk, i feel like i have to help others when they ask me
She said she wants to talk about it or sth
she's always at the club i'm in, so i'm always at least tipsy when i meet her irl
so idk, she's pretty ok
but she sent me a picture of her with make up and she looks like a 40yo hon even though she's 26

>>7983988
yeah, probably, i'm not sure if she'll be too happy with transition though

>>7983991
you're probably right
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>>7984020
sounds like nose cancer to me

i had a friend who had that - they had to remove his left nostril
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>>7983979
Oh, nevermind then...

>>7983995
He says he's coming in June now, but I refuse to get my hopes up. He's mad about that, to which Ill just shove it in his face that he ditched me this holiday.

>I bet you're worse for their health and more expensive than alcohol too.
Oh, very much so. It might be more apt to compare me to harder drugs.
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>>7984025
i mean im 20 and 6'1 with a masculine face but i wouldve liked to have someone to help me too..
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>>7984020
hi soph
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>>7984013
but it almost hurts ;-;
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>>7984016
how much are tickets
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>>7984025
>idk, i feel like i have to help others when they ask me
yeah I'm like that too
I mean probably can't hurt to talk? just make it clear from the start that you don't wanna get too invested. but you're willing to talk to her about it or something. that's what I'd do.
>but she sent me a picture of her with make up and she looks like a 40yo hon even though she's 26
anyone who doesn't know how to put on makeup ends up like that honestly. it doesn't necessarily mean anything
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>>7984036
I know emi, we're going to make it there though!!!
>>7984016
mine >:c
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>>7984037
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wtf its all hot outside someone turn off the sun
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>>7984032
yeah, you're right

>>7984039
it wasn't even the make up
her make up skills are pretty average
it's more the giant giant brow bone and the square chin
plus her facial structure, she has absolutely no fat or anything in her cheeks so everything's pretty wrinkly
it'd probably get better with hormones but yeah
oh, and she wants to wait with transition until she's out of the military
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>>7984031
>Oh, very much so. It might be more apt to compare me to harder drugs.
Yeah, except I bet you prefer to get snuggled rather than smuggled.

I feel really gross for saying that, but I really wanted to make that pun. Don't read too much into it.
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>>7984046
hmmm 6 hundo for cudds
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>>7984041
what if the cuddlust kills me before then x-x
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>>7984049
oh. well yeah that's kinda unfortunate.
It's tough because nobody wants to say that someone shouldn't transition, but for some people they really probably shouldnt..
>oh, and she wants to wait with transition until she's out of the military
and that seems like a bad idea...
>>
>>7984056
>>7984037
poor eva
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>>7984056
You're going to need a new passport
Visa
Hotel/food costs
Extra airline fees

So probably more like $1000
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>>7984021
n-no, pls dont touch the beak

>>7984026
woah I wish
cancer would be rad

>>7984034
hayo!

>>7984049
german military?
can you ask her if she knows if post everything trannies would have a chance to get in?
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>>7984037
>>7984046
>>7984056
This is in direct violation of the laws of nim being only for Eva and vice versa
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>>7984025
i mean, i feel like even just pointing her in the right direction with makeup tutorials, what kind of clothes would work a little better, or just listening to her vent would probably mean the world to her. and since you'd be tipsy during all of that, it'd should be fine.
you do you, though
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TIME TO ABV IT UP
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>>7983971
apparently you can wire your paypal directly to a debit/credit card for a wire-transfer. Or you can buy bitcoins or something. Idk.
>>
>>7984067
Don't shoot the messenger. If some anonymous wanted the price for a trip from Vancouver to South Africa I still would have gotten it for them.
>>
I JUST LACTATED WTF
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>>7984061
:(
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>>7984075
Looks like liver paste with weed sprinkled on top..
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>>7984067
i think that opening up their relationship might make them a stronger couple
>>
>>7984063
>>7984067
yeah you're right it'd be cheaper to fly to new hampshire for cudds anyway ^>^
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>>7984084
WEW
>>
>>7984085
it aches a lil ;-;

this is why girls like cudds so much
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>>7984062
i told her it's a bad idea, she could self med
but she doesn't want her coworkers find out or they'll probably bully her

>>7984066
yeah, i can ask her, but she probably doesn't know either
thought about a military career either, but not as soldier

>>7984072
yeah, maybe she could get me a drink or two for that
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>>7984088
Polygamy is disgusting
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>>7984089
your going to make her sad making posts like that you know. You may as well have asked how much tickets were to go kiss someone else are.
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>>7984098
:(
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>>7984088
no, I don't like that at all...
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>>7984101
im cuddcrazy okay!
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>>7984098
nim and eva should be secure enough in their relationship that nim visiting other trips for cuddles + extras would only bring them closer together.
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>>7984106
ye im a one girl "girl"!
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>>7984107
may as well be saying that makes it okay to cheat on her
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>>>/int/72742453
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uwu?

uwu.
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>>7984112
only c-cudd me okay... ;~;
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>>7984019
You're a handsome young man every time you hold my heart
>just some bitch ever other day of the week.

>2 beer queer
It's kinda nice tho.
Like, 3 beers and you've the happiest buzz ever. So cheap
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>>7984111
that's not okay :c
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>>7984119
o-okey

ill hugg a pillow until august ;-;
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>>7984087
nutella and abv actually
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>>7984113
im not :(
>>
Polygamy and love are opposities desu
>>
>>7984131
fun fact: people who believe in polygamy are also much more likely to believe in zeus
>>
>>7984131
good cindy
>>
>>7984096
awww
its probably a pipe dream for me anyway. even if I got fit (I gained like 9KG since we met, a few more and Id actually be strong), once they pull my medical records which have over half a dozen thing wrong with my head they ll probably tell me to fuck off either way :c
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>>7984126
I only want to cudd with you, no one else...
>>
>>7984066
what about headpats :3
>>
>>7984055
Haha, nawh it was a cute pun. Seems my intoxicating aura is affecting you already. You're definetly right though, I loooove being held.

I wont read into anything froggie, just remember to moderate your Moap time or you might OD.

>>7984098
Just because it isn't for you, doesn't mean its wrong. To be honest, monogamy is an aberration not present in wild apes- it's clearly something our culture has invented. On the contrast, I think the majority of us including you and I prefer monogamy.
>>
man this place is dead 24/7 now a days

rip
>>
>>7984141
okay i won't im sorry ;-;
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>>7984141
You seem a little bit clingy towards Nim, Eva. It's very cute and all, but let's not forget that it's the flexible branch that survives the strong wind, not the strong but brittle one.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions from that.
>>
>>7984139
i probably lost 7 kilograms since we met
and gained 5 back the last two weeks, damn, i shouldn't eat all the shit my dad cooks (or warms up at least)
so, yeah, would be pretty neat in a way since i could probably go to university for free then
Bundesnachrichtendienst would be nice too though

on the other side i'd like to work somewhere else for some time so idk if i want to bind myself to germany
>>
>>7984162
>Bundesnachrichtendienst
>Bundes nach rich tendiens t
>tendiens
>tendies
fucking germans
>>
>>7984160
what are you doing >:(
>>
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>>7984141
>cudd
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>>7984171
I'm just testing her loyalties. You should be thanking me, Nim.
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>>7984162
ya I cant really move since we gonna live in cologne.
but if I could choose Id join the KSK
not that thats possible as a roastie, but it would be nice
it just a pipedream

for you this could be a good opportunity though. Idk about BND, but I suppose you could go Offizierslaufbahn and then get education and get salary why studying. I looked at the BW uni pages, they look really nice. I wish I wasnt so fucking old ;_;
>>
>>7984175
no
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-39351356

lol sound familiar?
dyspraxia fucking sucks
>>
>>7984160
I'm 100% monogamous anon, please stop, it makes me uncomfortable...
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>>7984191
>>7984198
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>>7984207
I appreciate this joke
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>>7984191
>>7984198
Suit yourselves, but the teasing will never end, and you should learn to shrug or laugh off minor jabs.
>>
>>7984218
>giving up this quickly

Fucking PUSSY.
>>
>>7984176
i think you have to enlist for 10 years, then you can study in their own university, live there and get money as high as the current bafög (like 750€ or sth)
i'm still in school though and next year Bundeswehr will come to our school for a presentation and stuff
>>
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Omfg.
This is a ftm
I'd KILL to look exactly like the pretrans pic.
Holy shit.
Hot girls make hot guys....
But definitely not the other way around.
Ugly boys make pretty girls
>>
>>7984234
I think I read youd get 1300€ or something while studying with 13-17 Jahre Verpflichtung Offizierslaufbahn
>>
>>7984243
im an ugly boy but ill also be an ugly girl
>>
>>7984196
I just enjoyed a chocolate pie from waitrose

:P
>>
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>>7984250
>>
>>7984249
Nope.
Studly handsome chads become ugly girls.
You'll be a fucking cute bombshell
>>
>>7984256
im an anemic chad
>>
really makes you thonk huh?
>>
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>>7984243
Ugly boy to below average cute girl is my goal
>>
>>7984245
I got 1200 for gehobener verwaltungsdienst so I guess they get something similar
>>
>>7984270
hmmm
>>
>>7984270
That uuuh... i uhhh... This is umm... i am uhhh.

I'm gay.
>>
uhh my nips keep leaking clear sticky fluid, I'm not even on P wtf
>>
>>7984306
hugg nips
>>
i just had a poop so good i was hard when i finished
>>
>>7984275
decent goals desu
you won't be disappointed
you'll be cute
>>
>>7984306
sell it to Kazakhstani fetishists
>>
>>7984310
eww, testosterone
>>
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>>7984270
>>
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QUICK

COME WITH ME

>>>/int/72749730
>>
>>7984306
thats disgusting
>>
>>7984325
Go away, Lithuania.
>>
I want oxy
>>
>>7984329
big brother
>>
Why is this thread so ded
>>7984306
That's weird
>>7984339
Same
>>
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I wish I had ice cream ;~;
>>
>>7984344
I was cleaning mold from my fridge and didn't have time to post. :(
>>
>>7984343
hey nessie
i was gonna get amy do to our great plan with me today
didja wanna do it later

>>7984344
hasnt it been like for a week
dead community man
>>
Thread reminder that nobody is to give Drakeposter any (you)'s, the aim is to either get him to leave or admit he's repressing
>>
>>7984345
I'm eating some straight from the tub.
>>
>>7984344
>Why is this thread so ded
It's Saturday. All the normies are outside, strolling through the parks while locking arms with their lovers and enjoying life.
>>
>>7984347
maybe, I'll have to spend a few hours deciding which identical selfie is ok
prolly not today tho, sun's going down
>>
>>7984356
>going to the mall later today

How normie does this make me?
>>
>>7984350
when the community is dying this is a pretty weird thing to obsess over carol

>>7984356
but there are 0 normies here

>>7984358
oh yeah arent you britain?
i should probably get u at a time more friendly
whenevers okay but i think i need to sober up this vodka before i cast my net yaknow
>>
>>7984344
>Why is this thread so ded
I was just wondering this
>>
>>7984359
>How normie does this make me?
4/10 if you're going for necessities, 7/10 if you're meeting friends
>>
>>7984361
yeah that's probably a good idea, tomorrow I'll get dolled up and take some pics
happy hunting
>>
>>7984367
Who the fuck goes to a mall for necessities?
>>
>>7984370
4/10+ normies who don't just order everything they need online
>>
>>7984370
People who wear clothing
Fucking normies
>>
>>7984361
I wasn't here for 1 1/2 xears, so i'd say i'm pretty normie 2bh
i even forgot 4chan lingo and who everyone is
>>
>>7984374
>not just wearing the same clothes until they fall apart so you don't have to spend money
>>
>>7984374
>>7984370
>wearing clothes
Fuck you normies get the fuck out my thread
>>
>>7984376
im not too sure if exclusively not going on 4chan makes you a normie

do you like have friends outside in the real world and shit

>>7984369
thatll be fun
theres a ton of money to be made too
>>
>>7984356
Normies reeeeeeee
>>
yall ok?
>>
>>7984385
sure, i'll even go outside drinking today if someone's in town and i don't fall asleep like yesterday
>>
nude merc
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is it normal to notice is big increase in uh... puffiness of the areolas? I know it is suppose to happen but it seems so sudden... :\
>>
sucking girldick on acid is really fun
>>
>>7984393
puffi breast buddis
>>
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Quid just set off the smoke alarms and the front desk came up.
She's trying to get us killed.
>>
>>7984393
Yes. It comes and goes. Don't ask why.
>>
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>>7984391
NOOORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>7984394
God I wish that was me
>>
cough syrup doesn't taste nice :c
>>
>>7984397
it goes away too?
>>
>>7984396
it's not my fault the faggot stove hood turned itself off on me >:(
>>
>>7984405
give Anna a hugg
>>
>>7984394
iktf
b-but on truffles instead of acid
>>
>>7984406
Yes. And then it comes back. And goes away again. Pay no mind to it.
>>
>>7984405
don't do dxm

do 2ci or whatever it's called if you must do research chems/prescription shit
>>
>>7984412
o-okay...
>>
>>7984407
It didn't work to begin with
>>
>>7984411
truff myrthe
>>
>>7984396
i wish i could meet other people from mtfg irl 2bh
seems pretty cool
i mean i already met people from here, but not like
on a regular basis or sth
>>
>>7984389
<3 anne
>>
Will it effect SRS results if I have self harm scars on my dick?
>>
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>>7984361
Mtfg used to have stringent standards
>>
>>7984385
should be good hopefully
>>
>>7984420
She's ok. A bit weird in person though.
>>
>>7984372
Although some of what I buy at malls can technically be classified as necessities, I would consider them luxuries. I mean I'm going out of my way to burn money on overpriced crap while gossiping.
>>
>>7984413
Too late

>>7984411
I agree wholeheartedly
>>
>>7984427
maybe the angles are bad but this looks really inaccurate
90% of these are pretty easy to tell
especially that budget angie ayana
>>
>>7984434
you should hugg myrthe
>>
dude idk seeing drakeposter post is super funny for some reason
>>
>>7984437
shnugg
>>
>>7984437
excommunication worked pretty well desu
>>
>>7984442
dude
>>
>>7984443
what?
>>
>>7984443
>>7984442
idk the word excommunication is funny too
>>
>>7984447
Welcome back.
>>
>>7984429
i think most people here are a bit weird in way

>>7984447
i have nothing better to do atm
>>
>>7984447
I enjoy it, and there's enough snow on the ground here to not do some outdoors things and too much to do other outdoors things.
>>
>>7984434
kisse
>>
>>7984356
i'm just waking up and don't have friends or lovers but i am going to go outside and ride my bike for a while

i hate shopping at tj's on the weekend but i need to buy groceries, the place is a zoo

if we learn to be more confident & happier & spend more time outdoors that just means we can help each other out more when we come back to mtfg so that doesn't seem so bad

you don't have to be a normie to like doin stuff, last night i stood around autistically in a bar while my roommate and his friend socialized

i might do something similar tonight but i think i'd rather go to a support group

>>7984411
>>7984394
sounds like a nice bonding experience

>>7984372
tbqh the normiest people i know get the majority of their stuff shopping online, mostly from amazon
>>
>>7984447
Killing time at work, yo
>>
>>7984447
life is pointless anyways what else am I supposed to do?
>>
>>7984434
no shit, I'm saying never do it again

enjoy your trip though i gu355
>>
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>>7984432
>Although some of what I buy at malls can technically be classified as necessities, I would consider them luxuries. I mean I'm going out of my way to burn money on overpriced crap while gossiping.
9/10 normie

hope you have fun with your girlfriend
>>
>>7984447
weird that you guys feel like everyones life revolves aroudn this place

>>7984437
>>7984442
huh
>>
>>7984458
hugg
>>
>>7984458
it unironically really was a nice bonding experience uwu
>>
>>7984447
I like the people here
>>
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>>7984469
>>
>>7984450
it's the word that fits best
>>
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>>7984447
Because I have no life and spend most of my days on 4chan
>>
does lsd make you constipated
>>
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>>7984463
My girlfriend is back in Singapore visiting family. I'm just going out with friends.
>>
i feel gross
>>
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dude chara lmao
>>
im getting more emotional
>>
What the fuck is going on?
>>
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>>7984447
It's fun to do while doing other stuff
>>
hot take: online only cudds and budds are pathetic
>>
i love girls a lot
>>
>tfw not tripping with sertii
>>
would you cudd a budd in the mudd
>>
tfw Cindy hates you
>>
do black peopl;e need to wear suncreen????
>>
wtf
>>
>>7984501
iktf
>>7984502
yes
>>
new thread?
>>
>>7984495
Same, tbdesu.
>>
>>7984506
cudd budd
>>7984508
not yet its slow
>>
>>7984503
youre pretty hateable
werent you burchs chaser lmao
>>
>>7984392
Uhhh
You don't wanna see that
>>7984394
μπέιστ....
βασισμενη....
>>7984389
No
It's bad
Real bad
>>
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>>7984508
A few images too early.
>>
>>7984514
hugg mercutie
>>
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>>7984503
What?
>>
>>7984427
it's like seeing a relic from a long (not so) forgotten time

strange culture
>>
>>7984427
Whoa
You've been here that long??
>>
>>7984514
are you okay? what's wrong?
>>
>>7984518
M-made you (You). ^^
>>
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>>7984502
i'd cudd a budd in the butt
>>
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i got to listen to a tiny normie cis girl complain about her previousish relationship that she keeps "backsliding" to and comparin it to the relatively excellent sounding date she got to go on last night

people can be real stupid about obvious shit

weird seeing how these people all know each other and pretend to care about each other tho

>>7984483
that's not a symptom i recall

although the DOB tabs i got (sold as lsd, later tested w/ gcms) did weird things to my bowels

i mostly remember feeling it in my kidneys

>>7984502
i would if i could cudd a budd
>>
>>7984394
Mad jelly tbqh
>>7984427
>tfw never went on old mtfg
>>
η μερkιουρη (υδραρδγυρος) ειναι βασισμενη....
ολοkληρο το νημα εkτος απο τον ντρειkποστερ ειναι βασισμενο...
>>
>>7984502
No that's dirty >~<
>>7984524
(You)
>>
>>7984517
Based lauren....
>>7984523
Lol I'm fine
I'm just jokin with my best bud
>>
>>7984531
>>tfw never went on old mtfg
iktf :(
seems like all the new trips suck in comparison
n-no offense...
>>
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>>7984533
..
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>>7984534
You're spoiling me. Stop it.
>>
>>7984540
i succ
>>
>>7984540
They kind of do desu
>>
>>7984540
I do suck, it's all good senpai
>>
nood thread
>>
>>7984540
if that was the actual tier list it looks like they were much much uglier
>>
>>7984527
wait so i could have been scammed
any other noticeable things
>>
>>7984490
what my communist pal
>>
>>7984540
to be fair, the anons are a lot better now though
>>
>>7984539
oh okay, good
>>
>>7984561
>>7984561
>>7984561
>>
>>7984550
dob lasts at least 50% longer than acid, it was kind of a tell

it has been a long time and i haven't kept up with the state of druggin' so i can't give you a confident take on that
>>
>>7984540
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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