Cis LesGen

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First for vape naysh

I slept my day off away
now I'm sad

>>7962471
Finally an OP pic I can relate to

>my pornless teenage years made the news
Phew I sure hope fame won't make me a bitch

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Cross posting from old edition because I derped and didn't see the new one was started. Also my failure made the news! :D

>>7962490
Same. :( Although mine wasn't a day off. I am going to a lesbian Taco, and Beer social though in a few hours with my gf so I am hoping that cheers me up.

It is the first time going out to meet other lesbians in the community since I moved.

>>7960402
>http://imgur.com/a/pwGBL
Gotta get that nose in there.

>>7960777
Way to go! You sound so cute and timid. :3

>>7962044
lawl

>>7962218
I have always wanted a Cat, but they are intimidating to get in and outof docks. i-I guess if you helmed it wouldn't be so bad *blush*

>I am entirely too proud of my image name...

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>clg

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>>7962471
>product placement.jpg

Stay Classy OP.

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Tell me about your fetishes/fantasies, /clg/.

>>7962524
it's okay
I got friday and saturday to look forward to
desperate enough to hit up a club in orlando to see if I can't get laid
>I'd almost fug a fatchick on craigslist at this point

>>7962554
I mean go for it. Have you ever done one though. It can be kind of shitty for practical reasons. They get too hot in the middle of the night and if your snuggling them especially so.

Then you wake up covered in their sweat/slime and get an acne breakout on your chest that leaves tiny red dots after it heals.

Too much personal experience. My cuddle while she is awake then sleep with a sheet barrier between you.

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>>7962547
>tfw no teacher gf

>>7962568
I was kidding
it feels mean saying it out loud, but I don't fug fatties

>>7962524
>that tranner on the far right

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tfw no gf
tfw you see the HOTTEST girl on tindr and she's straight
tfw no paris jackson gf
>>7962471
>Praise the booty
i wish i could take a picture of my butt
i think i have a nice ass

>>7962547
>gentle defloration (still virgin)
>femdom with aftercare
>teasing, orgasm denial and edging
>being tied up
>spanking

>>7962547
I.. I don't really have any. I'm super vanilla...

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>>7962481

>>7957204
>>7960402
THIS IS REALLY GOOD

>>7962547
i like older women i think
Amy Adams and Nicole Kidman are really hot to me

>>7962524
> lesbian Taco, and Beer social

That kinda stuff needs to happen in my area.

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DOES /CLG/ PREFER OLDER WOMEN OR YOUNGER WOMEN?

https://www.strawpoll.me/12580614
https://www.strawpoll.me/12580614
https://www.strawpoll.me/12580614

>>7962707
I answered younger because it would feel weird being more dominant in the bedroom with an older woman.

>>7962628
>>7962643
How cute.

>>7962707
Older. As a brat I like being dominated by an older woman

>>7962707
Older because while I'm not picky - I have an automatic response to older women where my body is like hyper ready.

Well mean teengirl pucci is exciting too but I think that scenario is way harder to create.

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>friend breaks up with her ex in beginning of February, secretly always thought she was cute
>one time several weeks ago, we had some drinks and slept together
>talk about it the next day, agree she's not ready for a relationship (her life is kind of a fucking trainwreck, struggles with depression, etc.) and to just be friends
>next time I see her she's sorta flirty, wants to cuddle, sneaks in a few kisses
>this becomes status quo because I'm fucking lonely and crave physical affection
>fast forward several weeks
>we see each other 1-2x per week, I start missing her after a day or two apart
>very physically affectionate, still cuddle/kiss/sleep together (actual sleeping; only had sex one other time)
>after drinking with her this weekend, mention offhandedly that she realizes we're basically dating, right?
>she flips out
>"don't have feelings for me, don't love me, I'm all fucked up", lists reasons she thinks she sucks
>ooook
>"do I mean anything to you at all?"
>"Anon, you're not supposed to ask that. I care about you a lot... look, let's not talk about this now"
>drop her off at home next morning, turn towards passenger seat to say goodbye
>she kisses me on the mouth and tells me to have a great day
>we're definitely not dating

>>7962707
No option for "people around my age"?

>>7962707
I prefer older, but I'll fug someone younger

>>7962764
just pick older if you're older and younger if you're young

>>7962756
She likes you and wants you to fight for her/convince her that she's worth dating.

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How do you cope with getting catfished by a straight man on OKCupid?

>>7962756
she's got it bad

>>7962774
maaaann
I DL'd it like three weeeks ago but I'm afraid to set up account because of horror/catfish stories

>>7962774
Did you do voice confirmation and signs?

Straight guys lack empathy, you should know that by now and prepare for that risk when talking to a 'qt'.

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>>7962547
I'm primarily into Impact Play and Breathplay. I also like bondage but I prefer my qt being able to still do something to me, maybe even resist a bit, so I don't think I'd do it on the reg.
I frequently tease my partners in every day life as well, although I think that's mostly attributed to me being quite flirty and not necessarily because it turns me on.

Not sure I have an ultimate fantasy, but I hardly did any BDSM-related stuff with a girlfriend, but rather always with affairs. So I'd definitely like to do these things to a gf, since I believe our romantic connection will make it all the more intense.

>>7962771
D/a
She sounds crazy tho so probably best not to push her.

>>7962625
>i wish i could take a picture of my butt
>i think i have a nice ass
Don't let your dreams stay dreams anon. Do your best for /clg/

>>7962608
I mean nothing wrong with it. I was just breaking it down as a gal with experience.

>>7962693
I was actually super fortunate to have found out about it. (I registered for it last night and it is today haha)

Happy 4:20 ... if I hit it.

>>7962707
My current girlfriend is older, but I could do younger too. So I am not voting.

>>7962547
I'm really into BDSM.

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>>7962771
She's specifically told me on more than one occasion that if I developed feelings, she'd run away. She has a passive personality, but it makes me afraid to push for anything more from her.

>>7962796
I'm an idiot. He was really good at being convincing but then it started to get fishy when he kept making endless excuses not to meet up. The final straw was when he claimed he deleted his Facebook after I asked to add him and then he said wanted to talk to me on his "best friend" David's account. I chewed him out and he blocked me.

>>7962789
Well now I know to never go back on that site again.

>>7962707
I'm 25 and would prefer someone older than me, but most of my successful or repeat dates have been with girls who are younger than me by 2 or 3 years.
t. virgin

So it's like guys but without their members or like that crazy high sex drive?
Are you as smart as us or still not figured out that but yet?

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How does someone go about get unbanned from the discord server?
Got banned months ago for calling a mod a vapid cunt and they probably don't even remember it anymore.

[spoiler]I miss it[/spoiler]

>>7962866
>shave off eyebrows
>draw eyebrows back on
I don't understand why tho

>>7962835
Hard situation to be in.
Hm....
Yeah, oh second thought, I'd probably just keep things like they are and don't let yourself get involved any deeper unless she initiates. Though it wouldn't be the worst thing to drop hints if you are interested in something more serious.

>>7962835
I'd say
>we're totally not dating
to her alot
just to tease her

>>7962875
drunken mistake or accident
no clue

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>>7962866
>call a mod a count once
>they permaban you

Why would you wanna go back

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>>7962932
im tired of trying to get social interaction as a shut in and being surrounded by unrelatable guys and trannies

>>7962866
Are you talking about our /clg/ server? Because mods don't ban unless a vote says you're a dude or you make multiple uncomfortable with your furry antics.

>>7962948
Yeah, apparently someone got triggered and decided to make an executive decision

>>7962942

Hey there fellow shut-in
Want to commit a double suicide with me

>>7962957
Like usual?

>>7962976
Just got out of the loony bin for an attempt three weeks ago
If you want to do it make sure you know how to aim

>>7962987
Pretty much
I could ban evade and do VPN bullshit but itd just be an annoyance and I don't want to make a new account and everything just for this.

>gf broke up with me a few weeks ago
>still incredibly sad but trying to distract myself with another grill
>we meet every other weekend or so, I sleep at her place and we hold hands
>last Saturday was spent entirely with naps and cuddles
>still don't feel a thing
>on the other hand I sometimes wake up with a pain in my breast area, from when my heart was beating too fast when I thought about my ex again

I thought the best way to get over a woman was to get underneath another one?
The most ironic part is probably my ex asking me if I have feelings for the new grill.

>>7963013
I think getting underneath another one only counts if you do more than handholding, anon.

>>7962932
>>7962942
part 2 addition:
also broken up recently so now also incredibly fucking bored

>>7963013
>we hold hands
you slut

>>7962957
If this is true then I'll have to look into it. Maybe it was the on superanon's server?

If you want to talk it over post your discord and I'll add you when I get home.

>>7963003
How'd you do it?
Teach me the proper way, senpai. This world is a shit.

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Shit so I am that bitch now.

I am getting stressed trying to figure out what to wear to this lesbian Taco and beer thing. The group is age cutoff 20-40 so there is that. My gf is going to wear whatever. I am more picky haha.

The only group photo shows everyone in tank tops but I feel like that may have just been a thing.

Not sure if I should go with a dress, or jeans and a top of some kind. Halp! (Pic related is not mine/I don't own that stuff but have some similar things)

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>>7963013
I had the same kind've issue with an ex from about two years ago or so. Lets call her Person M.
She was the onetis, seemed perfect and ideal, sure she wasnt the best looking but I poured my heart and soul into her, we lived together, were both shut-ins, didnt play the same games or talk to the same people, but we were always on our computers at the same desk in our room.
She left without a word, burned the bridge, and had already been dating someone else behind my back for a month. When asking what we were anymore, she said I don't exist to her anymore, and this was coming straight out of the blue.

Everyone else I've dated since, even a 1 year relationship all ended because I couldnt feel the same way I felt about Person M.

Turns out through a bit of therapy I realized I was going around in circles in life and had no direction, Person M had aspirations and goals (even though they were dumb and literally unachievable), so I lived through her and she made me feel like I had a sense of purpose. All my other exes were already settled with their job and making good money and didn't strive because they made it. Once I realized all of this it honestly felt like the cage around my heart dissolved (sounds gay I know) and I finally stopped caring about Person M.

Its a bit of a personal rant, but maybe it can help you.

>>7963054
Sure, thanks friendo
Gamine#6801

>>7963072
I actually overdosed on valium and booze, roommate came in because she heard me tripping over shit before I passed out and called an ambulance when she saw the bottles and I wouldnt wake up, already knowing I pretty much do it all the time but usually I'm at least coherent enough to say its daijoubu.
Protip: Benzos + Alcohol = You literally pass out and stop breathing in your sleep, painless and easy.
Apparently one short coma later and I get to wake up en route to a nuthouse for 72 hours.

>>7963021
We do all of the lewd stuff, I just listed the lewdest.

>>7963040
I-It's okay, we place dental dams between our hands.

>>7963108
Far left, makes you look skinnier than the others.

>>7963126
that made me laugh harder than it should have

>>7963108
Far left agreed
Looks the most comfortable and effortless

>>7963126
W-what other lewd stuff do you do?

>>7963108
Tacos and beer is pretty casual. Far left and far right are super cute.

>>7963108
I really like the first two outfits, aside from those ugly pink shoes.

>>7963108
Also even tho you have a girlfriend.. god DAMN you're gorgeous.

>>7963125
What was the nuthouse like? How long were you there?

>>7963125
>gamine

warning, this is a notorious r9k tranny
made jerkoff vocaroos for robots while not disclosing he has a penis, is also a chaturbate whore and is on a tranny reality show called Strut

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>>7963188
At least in SoCal, if you have an attempt you're held under a mandatory 72 hour minimum, or later depending on how they observe you.

I've been homeless before and through annoying shit so I knew the general drill of don't make eye contact, whos annoying vs whos crazy. Luckily they have Adult 1 and Adult 2, I was in 1, 2 is for actual heavily mentally unstable people.

I passed the time asking for sudokus from the staff and found a nice chick around my age (who was the only one in there who knew how) to play chess with.

The first day was the worst, I cried like a fucking bitch and felt so isolated. But then I saw some of the other girls coming in, 18-24 and I'm only 23 but maternal instincts kicked in and I helped talk to them and made them feel not as isolated as I did before they got there.

One girl slit her wrist down the lane, one didn't even do anything, she was just 18 and said "Suicide" to her councilor, who has to report it to the parents, who sent her there. (She was asian)

Being there was really annoying but they made it heartwarming and therapeutic to be able to help people not be so terrified and depressed because I went through the same shit they did at their age.

>>7963210
I've been using it since I took french in HS, its a pretty common term I don't doubt there'd be multiple?

>>7963125
>Its a bit of a personal rant, but maybe it can help you.

I don't know, Anon, my relationship with my ex was so different from all the other dating I experienced. She was the one who first told me she had feelings for me, who wanted to be around me all the time, who wanted to sleep with me. I always thought her to be qt but I never imagined we'd end up together. Especially prior to our actual relationship, I figured it might not hurt too much getting over her, seeing as I wasn't completely head over heels for her.
Then I went on vacation for two weeks and realized how much I missed her and how intense my feelings had already gotten. I never really got the opportunity to tell her, as we haven't had any serious talks since then. I think part of the reason why I'm still so attached is because she was the one who ended it, after she'd shown me all these incredible feelings, and how I still haven't told her everything I wanted to.

>>7963154
Glad to provide some entertainment.

>>7963158
I fug her right in the pucci.

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>>7963246
he's also 23 and lives in SoCal

dis u lol

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I managed to take the greatest X-Files screenshot ever. Highlight of my day.

>>7963297
And now I'm gonna steal it for my reaction image folder, thanks anon.

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>>7963309
IT'S ALL YOURS

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>>7963272
That's a man?

>>7963335
he did porn too if you care to verify benis, but this is a SFW board

porn name is "ren rikka"

We got a new office manager at our startup last week. She's blonde and has a really cute bootie. I want to die.

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>>7963141
>>7963163
>>7963155
>>7963177
>(Pic related is not mine/I don't own that stuff but have some similar things)
Sorry to disappoint. I had that in the original post but no one read it/I wasn't clear enough haha.

I will still take the compliments as my body and hers are basically the same. (she has more chest freckles though and I never bother painting my nails haha.) Based on what I was hearing this is what I narrowed things down to. The blue circled stuff is what I think I am going with. The other jeans are boot cut, and I whipped out my patent leather lesboots for the occasion. I have some flannel I could do for an over layer, but its likely overkill and I think the dark soft shell is the way to go. (I also have shirts similar to the original picture but given that were eating tacos I don't trust my self with that stuff, and it isn't really a collar place)


>>7963179
That being said since you think she is cute and all I might throw up a picture of the whole outfit, on after haha. (see if you think I am in fact as cute haha.)

>>7963473
>bluejeans with black shirt
yes
Yes
YES

>>7963473
Yeah I like that outfit anon it gets my vote, gotta say I don't like the jacket too much though.

>>7963473
Stop dressing like a dude?

>>7963318
It's so beautiful.

How much longer until deep-dive VR so we can all have qt animu gfs?

>>7963740
>have

>>7957052
>>7957152
I can think of ~10 people who have posted their art in lesgen, but I don't know how many are still around. I believe only a handful of them ever took requests, and none with any regularity (unless you count squiggles).

>>7963740
>anime gf
>implying we wouldn't cyberfuck each
other stupid

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>>7963788
>each other stupid***

no idea how I fucked that up

>>7963788
>>7963792
Lesbos 2.0 VR when

>>7963788
it wouldn't even matter if tranners joined in then!

>>7963792
Ok fine. How much longer until /clg/vr so we can all BE animu gfs and cyber-fuck each other?

>>7963857
>hearing manvoice

>>7963857
we would be able to tell through voice chat

>>7963857
>it wouldn't even matter if fat neckbeards joined in then!

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>>7963866
>>7963867
off by like 8 seconds

>>7963866
>>7963876
You guys have weird stereotypes about tranners....

>>7963912
Fucking trannies get out!!!!!

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>Anon you are sexually active, right?

Lesgen, what is your response when asked this at the doctor's office?

>>7963941
I'd probably laugh and say
>I want to be

>>7963344
How do you know so much about them? Tranner alert

>>7963951
Same pretty much..

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>>7963912
>>7963914
95% of them, nearly 99% on this board, even just ignoring the whole trans thing and dick thing, are flat out unattractive and don't meet close to the standards I'd even begin to find cis women attractive. The percentage slightly goes down for I'd say 80% of them sound immediately detectable in voice, 15% sound questionable but you say "eh", and 5% actually sound like women.

When are we going to get MMO character photo verification
REEEEEE

>>7963473
>I might throw up a picture
Please go right ahead, you cutie.
I also like the outfit.

>>7963941

Just say no. I'm too close to accepting my wizardry to even be ashamed anymore.

>>7963941
I say no every time, even if it's a lie.

>>7963941
Just say you're a lesbian. They ask that question to check if you have STDs or could be pregnant.

Gift bag from recent photoshoot
What color says "Im prepared for Wednesday"

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>>7964004
Motherfucker

>>7963971
But what would you do if classes are gender locked?

>>7964003
Wasn't there some hullabaloo about lesbians not being given pap smears?

>>7964003
Lesbians can still get STIs. We are not immune to the destructive powers of pathogenic microorganisms, unfortunately.

>>7964038

Huh. My gyno has me do pap smears every two years even though I'm a virgin.

>>7963941
"No". Unfortunately I don't think she believed me, so she asked a few more times.
>And you're REALLY not sexually active?
>And you've NEVER been sexually active?
I'm not particularly bothered by other people's judgments but it started getting a little awkward. Yeah I'm a wizard doc, can we move on now?

>>7964004
Wear black everyday

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>What are you waiting for? Eat my pussy already!
How do you respond?

>>7964074
Y-you too

>>7964009
>tfw you love those slightly long, manicured, cream-colored nails on well-dressed feminine women
>tfw it's a sign she doesn't take pucci

To live is to suffer

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>>7964015
Tera did that iirc
It was a stupid concept, but since I'm a shut in I just want social interaction/connection where it doesn't constantly end in some smelly neckbeard every fUCKING time

Also I'm the anon from before with the crazy gf and yeah, it's very much over. I'm glad of it, despite the drama. I can only imagine how bad it would have been had I gotten real feelings for her.

>>7963994
There is no point in lying. If you have something, your lab results will show it and then we will sit around to laugh about you behind your back.

>>7964004
Well, the pink one says "I'm a girly girl". The cream one says "I'm ready for work", the dark pink says "fuck me", the purple glittery one says "don't mess with me", and the blue one says "I just fingered a smurf".

>>7964092
I was going to say something before that, hence the 'also'. Ignore it lol

>>7964092
Dating women is toxic and always ends up in disappointment regret and failure.
You should just give up on being a lesbian like me and just succumb to loving [spoiler]cats[/spoiler]

>>7964113
d/a but can I join this club? Cats are pretty rad.

>>7964074

Sit on her face while I lazily finger her.
If she's good, I'll let her cum.

>>7964113
Good plan, I like it. I'll have to find the perfect cat, because I'm allergic to some. Either that or just take antihistamines my entire life. Still a better option than this crazy shit.

>>7964113
>tfw no cat lady gf to be such a good gf to that she loves and appreciates me even more than her cats

>>7964127
>>7964113

My cat hates me. I don't know why. I bought him a really nice, expensive cat tower which he spends most of his time in. I buy him his favorite food/treats. I feed him 2x/day. Yet when I try to pet him, he tries to scratch me. Maybe he's jealous that I pay attention to my dog as well? I don't know what the fuck his problem is.

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>>7964127
If you haven't truly given up yet then you're not ready for the real pathetic 9 cats and a box of wine lifestyle.

Come back when you're ready.

>>7964141
Just get baby kitty, give baby some space, let her love you, rinse and repeat until around 9.
You can get an early start if you learn to appreciate a nice tall glass of cheap wine.

>>7964149
A true cat lady has already given up on humanity

>>7964156
Cats are different than dogs, you need to give them space (most efficient when young) and let them come to you when they're bored and curious.

Chase the cat it runs away, ignore the cat it will come to you.
(Locking it in a room with you all day helps too)

>>7964156

cats hate everyone

>>7964156
Stop pampering him so much and see how nice he starts to get. Animals are like people, they're only nice to you if you can do things for them.

>>7964158
>tfw no given-up-on-humanity gf to avoid the world with

>>7964113
I just got my bud all his shots and got his nuts cut as well
>sorry bro, no need to scrape you off the pavement because you wanted to get laid
>and your piss stinks less too

poor fuck got fleas from the vet's so now I gotta get him some meds for That too

>>7962547
I have a tickling fetish. Can't come without thinking about it. Since age 10.

>>7964168
But he allows my brother and his wife to carry him around. He acts all lovey-dovey with them but when I try to do the same, he takes out his wolverine claws and tries to kill me.

>>7964158
>Come back when you're ready.
I gave up before I ever got started, get on my level.

>>7964194
That's really weird.

>>7964195
Give it away then. I don't get why people take care of animals that are assholes.

>>7964174
Cats are seriously boring. If she really likes cats she's not worth dating anyway.

>>7964195
Watch how they treat him and when they pay attention to him, mimic, post results in a month

>>7964186
I had one like that but
>>7963125
Person M was that for me but burned me too badly to recover, maybe one day. .

Cats = women
Dogs = men

>>7964158
I might actually ask my housemate if it'd be ok.. she has a cat too and idk how he'd go with it.

>>7962774
>>7962789
>>7962848
I am planning to join a dating site called Pinkcupid. It's for lesbians only. It doesn't have anything to do with okcupid, they just wanted to have cupid in the name, apparently. It looks pretty good. You are even allowed to look through the profiles without signing up so you can see if it is worth making a profile of your own. You also don't have to answer a million questions.

>>7964234
Lesbians = Goats

>>7964242
>insert "I have a kid" joke

>>7964242
fem goats are les approved. When the females are in heat they hump each other.

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>>7964246
kek
Good one, anon.

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Pretty sure my ex dumped me again, I don't know if I still love her, but it hurts and I also found out my dog's cancer might be coming back.
I also have midterms. End meee

>>7964228

>dating someone behind my back for a month
>"shut-in"

If you leave the house more than once a week you're not much of a shut in

>>7964290
>Pretty sure
what?

>>7964294
I stayed in all the time, even have groceries delivered to my doorstep
She was dating them online right next to me or when i was sleeping, I trusted her so I never snooped in her business, and then up and left one day

>>7964306
She left you for some rando she only talked to online? That's rough.

Too bad you're relationally damaged, it's hard to find a shut-in cis lesbian gf.

>>7964290
>End meee
Only you can do that.

>>7964318
Some rando she met through gaming, went to Brazil to live with her even though they basically spoke through google translate

Funfact though she got dumped and then started dating a butchdyke and then got dumped to the curb with her too so even though im miserable at least i know im more mentally stable than her, and thats saying something

>>7964074
Ew. Fuck that dumb bitch.

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>>7964100
>tfw left hand looks nice
>tfw no cute gf to do my right hand so I don't fuck it up

>>7964234
Thaaaats garbage.
Im a straight up dog lesbo

hold me

>>7964423
I would if i could darlin'

>>7964333
look at the bright side
she's probably going to get her organs harvested

>>7964423
holds u
whats up senpai?

>>7964428
thx bb it's the htought that counts

>>7964435
i'm sad because reaons and just want holds

pls be nearby

>>7964381
>tfw never been girly enough to do nails super nice

>>7964455
if you were near LA I'd give you a head pat and cheap wine

>>7964463
DUDE I AM kinda I mean I'm several hours off but I'm in the same side of the country will u visi tme

>>7964463
LeL
I live in LA

>>7964468
i dont have a vehicle anymore im sorry i hope the thought helps though. .

>>7964470
hi

Heeeey. A bunch of us LA babys out here.

>>7964476
yes b-but you'd hold me if you could right

>>7964485
I'm tall and lanky but I give good hugs
Its okay to cry in my bosom

>>7964476
HI! Im a 5foot 5inch tall cuban lesbian on the masculine side of the spectrum with my very own goldstar. ^_^

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>>7964485
>>7964490
while patting your head and saying its okay*

AWWWWWWWW you guys are cute af and I would definlitely apprecienate some head pats and hugs

pm me ur address so i can come redeem my online voucher

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>>7964495
>>7964468
>>7964485
I wish I could open a sanctuary where cute lesbians can come where they're sad and I do their nails and give them a tall 5'11 hug with headpats with my cat brushing against their legs.
I'd probably have a really nice fountain in there.
I don't want kids but maternal instincts have to go somewhere.

>>7964513
oops i think i meant to reply to someone

>>7964527
shit dude my naisl are so crap after i started biting them and fucking them up years ago, I could really go for some nice mani shit. and headpats and cats. pm me ur adadress

>tfw so poor that you can't afford soup when you're sick
>constant fights with family over money
>they know I can't find work but get mad at me anyway

>>7964527
>lesbians
cisbians. no tranners.

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>>7964542
im half asian so i can do other people's nails well

maybe some day soon famalam
for now its been a long day and i need rest

I hope you all have a good rest of your night, close your eyes and visualize the holding and headpat energy I'm sending out to you

>>7964550
I have no preference as long as theyre cute and up to regular attraction/vocal standards
(a weenie doesnt matter if you just want to hug someone and tell them its daijoubu [as long as they dont look disgusting degenerate])

Headpats don't discriminate against gender (only cuteness)

>>7964463
I used to live in Barstow, of all places
I'm glad I'm in Florida now
even if the summer humidity makes me a shut in

>>7964586
shit dude i'm full asian let's hug

good night

>>7964586
>>7964607
>tfw there are asian lesbians here

m-muh yellow fever..

>>7964550
She said "cute lesbians" so that's already covered. Now don't mention them.

>>7964607
good night my yellow tinged friend

>>7964617
:wink:

>>7964617
ww@

>>7964626
>>7964642
you guys are mean

>>7964643
what did i do

>>7964657
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID..
qt

>>7964617
if only I could get that cutie korean from the spa to fug me

>>7964527
>>7964586
>5'11"
>half-asian
This isn't fair in the least.

>>7964665
WHAT DID I DO??

>>7964666
my ex was chinese.. I miss her.. dumplings.

>>7964674
Not me :(

I need to stay awake for the next twelve hours
looks like I'm playing some dreamcast

>>7964546
N-not even that powdered cup-a-soup shit? Or bouillon cubes and noodles from the bulk foods section?

>>7964712
Why do you have to stay awake? What will happen if you sleep?

>>7964712
jet set jet set jet set radiooooo

>>7964715
fuck up my sleep schedule
I gotta manage the overnight acne creatures in the burgermines all next week

>>7964713
>powdered cup-a-soup shit?
You mean hypertension in a cup. Those are gross; too salty.

>>7964713
I have 32 cents in my purse and don't get money for another 9 days.

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>>7964719
I have it, never made it past the tutorial
>where do I GO?!
>what do I DO?!
>fuckit, I'ma play resident evil

>>7964739
Dang that's rough, sorry to hear that. I hope you have other food to eat.

>>7964771
Nope. Just tea and half a loaf of bread.

>>7964777
Are you just going to not eat?

>>7964795
Pretty much the plan.. happens every couple months. I'm more or less used to it at this point.

>>7964802
beans and rice are cheap

>>7964586
Which kind of Asian. It matters.

>>7964802
Why are you poor

>>7964818
I can never find work. It's pretty bad where I live, not even electricians and trades workers can get work yet alone lesbians with a background in journalism.

>>7964818
>please say korean
>please say korean

>>7964802
Yikes.

>>7964802
Sounds like me when I was a college student living alone in my dorm room. I couldn't afford the $3500 per semester meal plan. I mainly ate a bowl of oatmeal a day. Once my oats were gone, I just had to starve until I came back home for a visit.

Those were dark times.

>>7964833
Why don't you leave? Find a location with job offers.

>>7964286
genius, i'll see if i can work it into the next time she play flirts with me.

thanks for the advice, ill let /clg/ know how it goes.

Houston anons, did you hook-up?
did you fug?
inquiring minds wish to know

Couldn't sleep

>>7964643
Why am I mean?

>>7964672
Papi's white genes too strong

>>7964818
Chinese/Hawaiian/White

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>>7963974
So here is what I ended up with. I took the extra feedback and threw on a black V neck sweater.

The meetup was great actually there was 7 other women besides me and my girlfriend. There was only one waitress and it was a brewpub so the service was really slow, but food/drink were good quality.

People mostly talked about their jobs, and where they were from. We got into talking about sexist bosses for a bit. One of the girls across from us is starting a company and wants to consider me and my gf to help get it off the ground. (We exchanged numbers.)

I was surprised how conservative everyone was, just because I am used to how forward everyone is in /clg/ (Being anon likely helps.)

There was a cute french girl who ended up on mostly just having a 1 on 1 convo with the other girl at the end of the table. (I am predicting a hookup) and we were actually the only couple there, the rest were single.

In terms of character archetypes one of the organizers looked like a cute soccer mom, there was two short nerdy girls (They didn't come together.) One was outspoken, the other not so much. There was a also cute, but very basic hetero looking blonde directly across from me that I talked to a lot. The french girl with curly hair and a cute accent, didn't get some of my sayings. Like when I said "I was glad to call <place I am living> home now."

And finally a sort of short bubbly but dark girl at the end of the table I didn't really talk to much.

The one nerdy introvert girl clearly wanted to talk, but didn't know where to jump in. My gf and I were in the middle of the table, so it got tricky keeping up with conversations because there were three going on at a time in equal proximity to us given where we were.

The tacos were good. The chicken was better than the beef.

I dunno what else to say. AMA I guess? All in all it was a good time looking forward to the next.

>>7964527
This is an adorable kitty. [/spoiler]

>>7964945
I'm nowhere near as brazen in public
god, I would just die if I said anything remotely lewd
why were you surprised, were you hoping to get hit on or something? maybe bring home a playmate?

>>7964904
So pretty much just a hawaiian.

>>7964833
You could look for a job in online journalism. That might help stave off the hunger until you can save up to find a job that will relocate you.

>>7964298
She has this terrible habit of never saying what she means until she's absolutely pissed or she's sure she can paint me as a bad person. Feels bad man.

>>7964978
Thats basically what I do.. just freelance stuff. Sometimes for money, sometimes just to get published and keep going.

Journalism is dying, and the current state of media certainly doesn't help.

>>7964883
lol no. and wow someone remembered, that thread was a whole week ago

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>>7962547
Feet and boots are a big one for me. I would love to give a girl a foot massage or have her put her feet on me, or I could polish her boots, let her step on me a little or something. Socks are a plus too. I also like gloves, and I also like showering or bathing.

I'm pretty vanilla other than that. I've tried kinky stuff in the past and I'm just too shy to be a 'dom' but I'm too sensitive for other stuff. I just dated a girl who was a sadist and it ended up being sad for me since I don't like being hit or bleeding or anything. I may have warmed up to it if I'd been with someone who was better about it but the idea is a turn off now. I'm self conscious about all my fetishes too so I probably won't tell people I date ever.

>>7964974
>were you hoping to get hit on or something? maybe bring home a playmate?
Lol nah. I guess I was just point out how out of touch I was after spending too much time here haha.

>>7964833
>>7964996
>It's pretty bad where I live, not even electricians and trades workers can get work yet alone lesbians with a background in journalism.
The world needs more cute lesbian journalists though!

>>7964998
I am another who remembered, sorry to hear it never went down.

>>7965013
>implying I'm cute
pls stop, I'm not

>>7964998
why nooooot
you two obviously clicked

>>7964996
We need to make you hardcore.

>>7964945
You look sexy and exactly like my type.
Fuck, like I needed another anon crush.
A+ outfit, anyway.
(Btw post your gf)

>>7965013
we exchanged skype usernames, but honestly I wanted to befriend her since we're scarily alike. She's a medical resident, which is a career path I'm interested in following so it might be useful to ask for advice in the future
plus I'm a high school senior so :^)

what do you do for a living, /clg/?

i work at a health food store as department support. i get paid to study food & health nutrition and i get to work in a different department each day, so can't complain.

>>7965071
Like.. I know you're not underage but I feel like a pedo even considering the idea of an anon hooking up with an anon still in school.

>>7965080
high school senior hardly counts as being "still in school".

>>7964978
nah, mostly chinese with hawaiian-esque skin tone
about 40% chinese 10% hawaiian to be more precise

>>7964739
I'll send you $9 anon, it isn't much but it's all I have and it will buy cup noodle.

>>7965075
modeling full time
used to work in a hotel, used to work in a sauna/spa, but the modeling fucks my work schedule over since something can come up at any time

>>7965075
I manage a McBurger
nothing special but it gets the bills paid
we can't all live the glamorous austrianon lifestyle

>>7964739
anon i can toss you $5 for a pizza if you post a disposable email i can grab your paypal with

>>7964945
How the heck do women get pants that tight on?

Sounds like a cool meet-up. If you find stuff in common you could all become one big lesbian band of misfits.

>>7965112
Do you like it? Doesn't it feel objectifying?

>>7964945
Where are the jacket and shoes from? Nice outfit

>>7965143
>How the heck do women get pants that tight on?
miss out on 'female socialization' huh?

>>7965158
eh, its good money and opportunity desu and generally kindve easy once you've established yourself a bit and learned the ropes

at the end of the day its pretty much art(photog high fashion), good money (commercial work), and just basically trying to make clothes look as good as possible (runway)
it depends on your perspective, i see myself as the canvas for the stylist/photog to catalyze their vision through, and when I stare at macy's ads or runway shows etc i dont really see them as 'objectified', just "woah that looks so good i want that now"

>>7965170
genetics, workout schedule, or just sneaky disguised stretchy fabric

>>7965046
You will be if you become a journalist.
Journalists are 10/10 sexy.

>>7964945
How tall are you?

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>>7965065
>Anonymous 03/21/17(Tue)22:31:16 No.7965065 ▶
>>>7964945 (You)
>You look sexy and exactly like my type.
>Fuck, like I needed another anon crush.
>A+ outfit, anyway.
>(Btw post your gf)
Thanks! :3

I am tempted to because she is pretty qt. That being said most of the cutest pictures I have of her are sort of either private, or meant just for me.

>>7965143
>How the heck do women get pants that tight on?
Are you a visitor/dude or something? Or just amazed that some girls do it or something? haha. I don't know. We put on pants like anyone else I think. I am a size 2. Here is an instructional gif for you.

That being said/addressing your point because sizes are different brand to brand my girlfriend bought me a pair of jeans for Christmas that I can't get on without her help because the "foot cuff" (donno what else to call it) is too tight for me to get a human sized foot through.

She is going to alter them for me when she gets time but has been busy (#gfFashionSchoolPerks)

>>7965159
Jacket: Eddie Bower
Boots: Guess

>>7965212
5" 9 or 5"10. Something like that. gf is like two or three inches shorter.

>>7965203
Real journalists are, I'd agree.. too bad most are just pushing their political view these days instead of giving a fuck about truth and useful information.

>>7965214
>tfw you've always dreamed about shopping in those kinds of places
>too poor and too ugly to have ever even walked into one

kill me

>>7965239
You sound like someone who needs to start blogging.

>>7965214
I'm a girl, skinny too, I'm just....geez. Those are literally a second skin! Maybe I'm too much of a poor to afford comfy stretchy fabric legging-in-disguise pants.
Also pls post gf.

>>7963188
>>7963246
>felllow mental hospital patients
having a 5150 sucks man, I want my fucking right to bare arms goddamn it

>>7965269
5150 fucking blows dude
but it was a bit helpful in getting me out of the really bad state of mind id been in for the past year or so

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>>7965249
Lol my girlfriend found the jacket at a thrift store (valuevillage or the salvation army?) She fucking loves thrifting haha.

I got the boots at Designer Shoe Wharehouse for like 110$? (Reg price was something nuts though.)

>>7965065
>>7965268
>Also pls post gf.
OK, Ok.... here. You can have the picture of her from my phone background. I was actually going to do a painting using this shot of her as reference and post it to /clg/ anyway so you would have seen it by proxy anyway.

Please don't be mean, if I am actually just love blind or something haha. :S

Survey time! Cute edition :3
1. Your first kiss
2. Your first proper gf
3. Are you in love right now?
4. Are you tfw no gf?
5. Tell us about your best kiss!
6. Would you prefer an adventurous gf or a gf who likes to stay innadoors, make out a lot and play vidya?
7. I'm having a terrible hangover and I have a group project today. Send help!

>>7965268
>Those are literally a second skin!
That's why they feel so nice.

>>7965289
She's pretty, but I always hated those ear things. Of course, if my girlfriend got them I wouldn't break up with her but I'd still say "ew." Overall, nice, anon, nice.

>>7965315
What's the problem with them?

>>7965282
eh
the first time i went to the hospital it didn't help me at all, but I also didn't actually attempt that time, I went to an urgent care for a refill on my meds, and then decided to hold me

second time I tried to overdose on fent, but i ended up in a medical hospital the whole time, because the mental hospitals in the area didn't have beds
meh
idk
neither visits helped me very much idk

Do you have a therapist or take meds or any of that?

>>7965315
I felt the same way at first. They grew on me.

>>7965291
>1. Your first kiss
this blonde girl I met on OKC, she's cute, I was 24 ;-;
>2. Your first proper gf
n/a
>3. Are you in love right now?
idk sort of? not really
>4. Are you tfw no gf?
yes
>5. Tell us about your best kiss!
uh, probably when the blonde girl was teaching me how to make out
>6. Would you prefer an adventurous gf or a gf who likes to stay innadoors, make out a lot and play vidya?
uh
i mean, to be honest i'm wondering if Im asexual, because I haven't liked makeing out that much, that being said, I'm definately an inside person so the latter I guess
>7. I'm having a terrible hangover and I have a group project today. Send help!
how can I help anon? what do you need?

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>>7965291
1. First kiss was in a Jacuzzi, truth or dare boy got dared to kiss me, before i could reject he rocketed at me
First real kiss was walking home with this really cute girl I liked, we stopped and laid down under a tree to enjoy the weather, stared at each other, and did the kissys.
She was from a really unfortunate family and had really messed up teeth, but god damn if i cant remember the exact way they felt against my tongue, and id be a damn liar if I ever said she wasnt the cutest thing in the world even with em.

2. First proper gf was in HS, dated for about a year but her parents didnt allow it so that was fun

3. No I'm very alone and all I have is my cat

4. I am very tfw no gf

5. I'd gotta say its the one mentioned above

6. I like maybe a 15/85 mix of both, I just want to cuddle all day is that too much to ask. .

7. It'll be daijoubu

>>7965228
How do you do that? I feel awkward messing around with a girl thats taller than me.

>>7965319
I don't know, I do not find them visually appealing, and then if you ever want to stop wearing them you're gonna have these huge holes in your lobes. And they look like they hurt too. Me, I'm gonna stick with normal earrings or studs. [spoiler]I nervously touch my ears a lot and having big ol' holes in the lobes would kind of ruin that for me.[/spoiler]

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>>7965291
1. first kiss was a boy, sadly. I always panicked whenever he tried to take it further. Highschool was weird.
2. former boss in the CCC (cali. conservation corps; forestry, national park cleanup, highway cleanup. Mostly cutting down dead trees and making fire lines. She cut down the trees and I pulled shit out of her way.
I moved out of state and we lost touch
3. Does pining after the korean girl who does my bikini line count?
4. no gf day is every day for almost 5 years
5. first time smoking weed with highschool friend, we were cuddling on the couch when she explained how to shotgun a blunt. it got pretty steamy after I stopped coughing
6. both. I like to go out and do stuff, but I'm also lazy and cheap
7. Always chase shots with gatorade and set a limit before you start. fried chicken is best hangover remedy

>>7965291
>cute redhead from neck door at age 7
>19, she was very abusive in the end.. physically, emotionally, sexually
>yes, with ex
>yes
>mini roadtrip around a large series of lakes, at our last stop it was sunset, we were sitting there on the rocks just slowly kissing for what felt like hours, which felt a lot like our first kiss at the quey years ago
>adventurous to get me outside a bunch
>drink beer

>>7965291

1.
2.
3.
4. Yes
5.
6.
7.

>>7965369
Lol she doesn't mind a bit. ps. like I said I am the taller one. Also if she had it her way she would be like 6"2. She both likes tall women and wants to be taller herself.

>>7965291
>1. Your first kiss
My best friend in elementary school. She had just a little bit of native blood which gave her the cutest little round nose. Very girl next door vibe, but was way more adventerous with sex/drugs later than I was...
>2. Your first proper gf
Her again. It was short lived.
>3. Are you in love right now?
yup :)
>4. Are you tfw no gf?
Nope
>5. Tell us about your best kiss!
I don't honestly know/remember. I am a bad person sorry. (I could make up something cute but I wouldn't feel right)
>6. Would you prefer an adventurous gf or a gf who likes to stay innadoors, make out a lot and play vidya?
Really want both. If I had to choose it would be tough but I might say the innadoors variety just because I have more indoor than outdoor hobbies... But I love my outdoor ones a lot too!
>7. I'm having a terrible hangover and I have a group project today. Send help!
Just grin and bear it! Even the worst hangovers are short lived.

>>7965374
>2. former boss in the CCC (cali. conservation corps; forestry, national park cleanup, highway cleanup. Mostly cutting down dead trees and making fire lines. She cut down the trees and I pulled shit out of her way.

Boss?
That's my fetish. Mind a storytime?

>>7965374
Is that rabbit-looking qt girl in the pic you?

>>7965291
Some random chick in Highschool

Was 18 first girl i lost it to, too

Yes

No, i don't get how people feel bad for just being alive..

All of them. I love kissing girls. God it feels good pressing me body up against hers... Mmmm yum.

Either Or. I think im to sporadic to not be entertained over the little things. Sex is a lot more satisfying than just making out don't you think?

You shouldn't be messing around on line then.

>>7965424
Lol! Thats cute.

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>>7965525
please dont laugh at my fellow KV...

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>>7965438
I'm not so good at storytimes but I'll give it a shot
>working a project up in Tahoe
>firelines around properties and clearing trees for construction crews
>we were the only females in our crew so we shared a tent
>tried not to make it obvious I was checking her out when we were changing
>actually it was super obvious
>started snowing one night and we were freezing
>zipped out sleeping bags together to share bodyheat
>her spooning me and my brain screaming at me to keep my hands out of my pants
>which didn't happen
>she woke up and started laughing
>"wow are you really?"
>y-yeah, just trying to warm up
>she pokes her fingers into my ribs and starts necking me
repeat ad finem for the remainder of spike
(a spike is basically a job that is too far to dive back and forth every day, so we just camp out on site)

we had to be super low key because harsh fraternization rules, but she had a trailer on the main grounds and I would always sneak in after hours

>>7965448
nah, just a rando pic I got from google
they look like one of the southern desert branches.
I was central/NorCal Greenwood branch

>>7965291
1. I was 12.
2. My high school qt gf. i miss her
3. No
4. Duh
5. I can't remember it!
6. Both
7. Hang in there, anon.

>>7962471
>Survey time! Cute edition :3
>1. Your first kiss
I was 9 or so, she was my dad's gf's daughter. We got caught kissing and stuff, pretty sure it caused the break up between dad and his gf. Wups.

>2. Your first proper gf
Uhh 2 years ago, when I was turning 20

>3. Are you in love right now?
She makes me want to throw up from the nerves, but I don't think it's love

>4. Are you tfw no gf?
Uh.. no I don't think so

>5. Tell us about your best kiss!
No idea.. I have no memorable kisses.

>6. Would you prefer an adventurous gf or a gf who likes to stay innadoors, make out a lot and play vidya?
Can I have a mix of both? Adventures are fun, but staying in and cuddling/playing vidya/reading is super fun too.

>7. I'm having a terrible hangover and I have a group project today. Send help!
Rip in peace anon. Drink plenty of water

are there actually cis girls here?

lmfao

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Why are all the best women always lesbians?

>>7965573
(Translation)
>Hi, I am new.

>>7965546
You gotta watch the whole gif anon.

>>7965576
Meh. Newfags always pop up.

>>7965575
Went off her over the GOP primaries honestly.

>>7965586
yeah I only started coming here last month after my dad told me the chans had an lgbt board

>>7965573
No

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>>7962471
>>We have decided to allow the butch lesbians to live.

aw yeah

lesbians just need a good dick tbH

>>7965597
>after my dad told me the chans had an lgbt board
Get out.

>>7965619
Oh.. A wanttibe...
Nvm..

>>7965627
No
I like it here

>>7965633
Booooo... You suck at this...
Booooooooo lame

>>7965636
I'm not so good at sick burns, I know
I'll get it eventually

>>7965291
Hey survey anon. I wonder how long you can keep up with these. And if you even read em.

1. I was 8, under some stairs with a black girl from my apartment building
2. Last year
3. I believe so
4. Naw
5. Never really had what I'd even define as a real kiss
6. A mix of both. It's about timing
7. I'm gonna pee on your grave

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>Like women emotionally/visually/physically
>Not too keen on vaginas
>Boys are repulsive emotionally/visually
>99.99% of traps are repulsive
When will they make the perfect strap-on?

>>7965554
I think you did a good job, and this all sounds super cute! Thanks for sharing that.

I really want to paint some lesbians chilling in a tent on a snowy day now, but being real with the job hunt not sure when/if that will happen.

Ty for the inspiration anyways haha.

>>7965664
if you paint that I will print it and frame it

>>7965658
I have few lewd editions ready to go. One per thread.
Also I'm literally dying right now.
>wine nights are the worst nights

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>>7965663
>don't like vaginas

>>7965685
I mean I like them it just gets bland and so much effort after so long

>>7965075
hey you know what fuck this nevermind i just remembered i have an opening shift tomorrow

>>7965682
>wine hangover
two glasses tops or I always get sick
but I'm always buying the cheap shit so that's probably why

>>7965678
Lol deal. Goodnight.

>>7965697
goodnight
>I gotta stay up for at least another 9 hours

>>7965689
using toys isn't a sin you know.

>>7965714
I know, I have, it just gets tedious.

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>>7965689
>not wanting to hear her gasping moans as you make her writhe and thrash

>>7965726
If sex is tedious to you, maybe try another hobby. I hear puzzling is fun.

>>7965291
1. Your first kiss
> Be 13, messing around with a girl I knew. Kissed her as a joke. Lol, we're gay now. Yeah, I wish you were ;_;
2. Your first proper gf
>Be 16. She's 14. I've told this story before. Start teasing her at school until we start hanging out after school. Start "dating" in secret.
3. Are you in love right now?
No. A few crushes but nothing worth talking about.
4. Are you tfw no gf?
Sometimes. Mostly I just get in with single life.
5. Tell us about your best kiss!
Go away for a few weeks. First time this long apart. She's waiting for me in the airport. As soon as we get back to the car she grabs the back of my head and kisses me. Forgot how good it felt. Kiss for several minutes before she drives me home.
6. Would you prefer an adventurous gf or a gf who likes to stay innadoors, make out a lot and play vidya?
>Indoors. I like adventure but more recently I just want someone to cuddle and play with at home.

>>7965726
When you say it's tedious, do you think sex is tedious in general or is it just some girls take too long to finish?

>>7965291
>Your first kiss
Haha

>Your first proper gf
Hahaha

>Are you in love right now?
Hahahaha

>Are you tfw no gf?
Everyday is a >tfwnogf day

>Tell us about your best kiss!
Hahahahaha

>Would you prefer an adventurous gf or a gf who likes to stay innadoors, make out a lot and play vidya?
Yes, I prefer vidyas

>I'm having a terrible hangover and I have a group project today. Send help!
Drink some water, nigga.

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>gf's period ended a few days ago
>Mine starts in 3 days

>tfw your PJs smell like her

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>>7964945
Anon, your ass is looking kind of flat. You need to do heavier squats, bby.

>>7965619
straight men can barely please straight women

>>7965886
>tfw your PJs mostly smell like body lotion and masturbation

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>>7965922
H-hot

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>>7965919
holy shit anon you need to be careful with that hot fire you be spitting

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>>7965927
Yeah it's a pretty good lotion

Someone please make a new thread

>>7966080
I think surveyanon does it
but she's either sleeping or in class

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Porn does nothing for me anymore.

>>7966189
you're watching/reading the wrong porn

>>7966205
Yea? Recommend me the right porn then.

>>7966214
some tasteful smut for you to enjoy
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1932016241

>>7966189
Porn never really did it for me.

>>7966223
I think this is the same video you linked me to when I was avoiding studying a few thread ago.

>>7966242
nah, that was 16 hands