Old memes edition
• Informed consent providers
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous: >>7959391
We're all gonna make it brahs
No negativity below this line!
___________________________
im gonna kill myself
>>7960678
>Old memes edition
>>7960678
>Old memes edition
are we having a tuesday rewind of memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVaG3XiBnuo
>>7960685
Fuck off
Bring back old /mtfg/ memes
>>7960685
good girl cindy
i needed this line
everything is going to be okay!
>>7960694
>>7960693
>>7960692
>>7960691
>>7960690
>>7960687
hackers
>>7960688
why did you transition if youre still misrable
>>7960526
ily friends <3
>>7960698
cursive is annoying tho :(
>>7960697
She's memeing
>>7960696
vac
>>7960696
leave me be or ill bio-hack you too
Please don't forget to practice your handwriting if you want to be stealth girls.
PLEASE
this is my horror story and it's true
>>7960698
I can't even read english cursive.
>>7960698
I used to use a pen like that
and my handwriting is a weird mess of printing and cursive
tbqh i'm a mess but i'm adorable
i here
>>7960697
I am miserable because I am crazy, not because I transitioned
>>7960698
wow that looks nice
would let you messages on my arm
>>7960696
>tfw bio-hacker
When do I get a Ghost in the Shell synthetic body?
tfw no one has chicken scratches like mine that literally everyone has trouble reading
>>7960698
>french /r/
tryhard
Should we go to the range or sit at home and do nothing all day
>>7960710
that's a fast dog beep
>>7960715
I DO!
my teachers always called me egyptologian cause hieroglyphs
>>7960712
You aren't crazy, sophie
>>7960698
Fuck, that's pretty.
>>7960719
The range would be fun.
>>7960715
>>7960724
It's like 30 minutes away unfortunately
>>7960720
ty nimmy
mad jelly of all the nice handwriting >.<
>>7960724
wow that is pretty bad huh
>>7960712
thats just because youre neurotic and too lazy to go to therapy.
learn to relax
>>7960722
this is a notecard i found from some history class i took a couple years ago
>>7960715
NOBODY
>>7960731
this picture is missing legos and a sippy cup
>>7960693
I find your positivity comforting and generally helpful
thankyou
>>7960739
Not really, I have a bunch of ammo and I'm bored. I could go work out after like I've been meaning to for months.
>>7960703
Tbhh I used to print and hold my pen wrong so it was a godawful mess
I picked it back up in university because you can write faster with it if you're in practice, and now I hold my pen correctly :3
>>7960717
Wait there's different lowercase /r/s?
This is just how it was taught to me
>>7960712
Would gladly write messages on your arm
>>7960709
I think most people's is, mine isn't pure cursive either, I tend to fall back on printing and lift my pen up for capital letters because they're just easier to read
>>7960724
Thanks :3
>>7960731
Can you write in cyrillic better than in the latin alphabet?
>>7960740
Huh, my printing looks a lot like that
;~;
>>7960740
Oh look a German Anon :3
>>7960712
>I am miserable because I am crazy, not because I transitioned
you get it
>>7960749
i think the fact that i always tried to write fast led to my chicken scratches
ive tried doing it now while writing notes in class but it's so slow i never end up getting any notes down lol
>>7960755
I slept like 4 hours and I'm only up now thanks to coffee
Also laziness supreme, feels dumb to drive for an hour for like 30 minutes of shooting
>>7960723
I am tho
>>7960736
thats not true though, Ive had a docfor almost 2 months.
where do you think I get my antiypsychs?
>>7960737
mine used to be worse.
ive recently made an effort to make it easier to read though
>>7960749
OMG!
pls do :3
>>7960753
I get what
help
>>7960740
I know that handwriting I think
>>7960749
>Wait there's different lowercase /r/s?
yeah, there's an /r/ that looks like the typed version (that most people use in print), and then there's the french /r/, which looks the same as what you wrote
i only really ever see old people use a french /r/ in cursive
>>7960737
By ord of 1499 camluy 9lyue dakes llu million
lives, and l9 dakes Burye Iso yours to reaver
Book - A Concih History of The Jeulh Reagle, Jeuhh historian naomi ??? Passa choff
- Jess less effected by plague due to cleanliness of home and ritual bathing
-Detared for sqrud of plague
-Au?sed of pibal nells
Book - The Jeus of Europe. afaler the black death, member of the eurlgeoen association for jewish studies, Anna Fog
- Jeus murdered in homes1348 (france, barcelora)
-Larger Massaures ih 1349, iheludihs ualohnihes dey massacre
ih slaclory, gerray, 9lo jeas burred alive
-plague hae rot neache? stashag yet (paranoe)
-No waderldigs of ???? need suae???
>>7960765
yes that's exactly it!
>>7960763
the difference between being tranny crazy and crazy
there is a difference
>>7960763
h-how
>>7960759
I really do!
>>7960769
January when I was zeroing my rifle. I wonder if it kept its zero, my scope was $500.
I guess I'll go, just making more coffee now.
time for a new tripcode
>>7960774
pat sonic once
>>7960737
mine was worse during school
>>7960774
ur so fast
>>7960739
Is it?
>>7960743
Not really lmao
>>7960745
H-hey. At-least its readable ^=^
>>7960749
Yeah Cyrillic is a lot better for me than latin.
I don't get much practice with it.
>>7960766
Ancient historians of the future will thank me for my contribution of the translation of the language of nim.
Heres my handwriting when i was drunk
soone
>>7960763
What do you want on your arm?
>>7960757
Yeah you need to git gud before you can git fast
>>7960764
Neat, well I guess I -was- honestly taught cursive by old fucks so it makes sense
Your handwriting is really pretty
>>7960767
ya probably.
doesnt help if youre both though
>>7960768
>tfw can identify your anonposts by your handwriting
>>7960770
wanted to pass in uni
and just put in effort
>>7960780
whats your cyrillic handwriting look like?
>>7960780
drinking is wrong natalie
>be me
>already transitioned for 2 years, legal docs n everything updated
>switch insurance
>go to new endo, he refills script and then tells me to go to psych just so his ass is covered
>call psych
>tell them the reason for my appointment is so my doctor "can cover his ass"
>shes like I can't put that in a medical record can you give me like another reason
>are you like depressed?
>no
>is it because you're transitioning into something new?
>no I've been transitioned for 2 years
fuk doctors
>>7960715
My handwriting is pretty awful. Especially my class notes
>>7960774
Gotta trip fast
Lolll
>>7960737
By end of 1494 ????? plague takes 100 million lives, and it takes Europe 150 years to recover
Book - A Concise History of The Jewish People, Jewish ????? Naomi Z. Passchoff
Jews less effected by Plague due to cleanliness of ????? and ritual bathing
Blamed for spread of plague
Accused of poisoning wells
Book - The Jews of Europe after the black death, member of the European Association for Jewish Studies, Anna Foa
Jews murdered in homes 1348 (France, Barcelona)
Larger massacres in 1349, including Valentines day massacre in Straubourg, Germany, 900 Jews burned alive
Plague had not reached Straubourg yet (Pesande)
No understandz or ?????????
How'd I do?
>>7960772
Ah, yeah, you should go.
>>7960780
Mine is.
>>7960768
Hi Franzii~
How are you? :3
>>7960789
Slightly less like a robot ^=^
>>7960790
I don't drink often enough for it to be a problem.
i just wanted to sit outside in the cold it's easier with drunkness.
>>7960797
I was just typing it how it looked, not trying to actually translate it.
>>7960790
Fight me
I'll drink at 10 AM it I want to
>>7960800
Yeah but trying to translate it for real was kinda fun.
>>7960763
Sophie, you're memeing
Tell your captain the truth
i miss this game ;_; i just wana pet my old chao buddis
Do u ever think about how different your life would be if you were born female
>>7960803
Fair enough.
>>7960800
it looks pretty
>>7960787
very true
just to be clear I meant no offence
I don't know you well enough to make any comment on you
I just think it's important for there to be a distinction
>>7960801
drinking is wrong other natalie
>>7960807
you could buy a dreamcast they don't cost too much.
>>7960808
100% yes, based purely on the fact that my step parents wouldn't have adopted me.
Which means i wouldn't have been raped, which means i would be rather normal.
Interesting to think about.
>>7960811
It was.
>>7960807
God I probably had like 5000 hours in that game playing with my chao
That was so much fun
>tfw never fed them animals because you didn't like how they looked with weird animal parts
>>7960820
my pocket is warm
>>7960737
-By end of 14th Century plague takes 100 million lives, and it takes Europe 150 years to recover.
-Book - a concise history of the Jewish people, Jewish historian Naomi de Pasachoff
-Jews less affected by Plague due to cleanliness of homes and ritual bathing
-Blamed for spread of plague
-Accused of poisoning wells
-Book - the Jews of europe after the black death, member of the European Association for Jewish studies, Anna Foa
-Jews murdered in homes 1341 (France, Barcelona)
-Larger massacres in 1399, including Valentines Day Massacre in Strasbourg, Germany, 900 Jews burned alive
-Plague had not reached Strasbourg yet (paranoia)
-No [unintelligible] of Scapegoat
>>7960800
post :3
>>7960775
ommgg gimme pets
>>7960779
i try my best !
>>7960737
woah nice
>>7960808
i'd probably have gotten teen pregnant and fat and married to a redneck and also be racist
>>7960808
I try not to
It just hurts
>>7960808
>I would be as bad as my sisters
worth it!
>>7960827
why wont you come to court
where do you live so i can serve you my phenix wright roleplay lawsuit to you
>>7960792
Right?
I had all the blood panels I needed written down & just needed blood drawn
>sorry, we don't do trans care here
N-no, I just need blood work... I've seen the obgyn before... I have the list of panels I need....
>yeah, sorry, they don't do trans care. We can book you for a gp to give yout a look over and see what you need.
B-but, I already have what I need. Let's make an appointment for the morning b/c I need to fast for my liver function function test.
>soonest we have is 20 days from now at 2pm
For a gp?
>yeah, sorry
Fuck
>>7960830
yeah it does a lot, hugg
>>7960808
id probably just be a prude like i am now
but id actually be happy because my family wouldn't think i was a freak and i wouldn't feel different
>tfw handwriting looks like a child's
>>7960827
pat twice
>tfw watching TLC
Christ almighty what are these terrible shows
>>7960808
It's a crushing feeling I think about every day
>>7960834
At least I'm still getting hrt, I'm just a little ticked I have to take time out of my day just so someone else can cover my ass. The exact wording my endo used was "in case of an incident"
>>7960807
>sonic adventure
>>7960808
Kinda. I wonder if my family would've moved to a different state when I was younger. I wonder if, even if we didn't, would my friends have been the same growing up? Would I still have turned to the internet for escapism? Would I have been here this long, otherwise? Would I have gone to different websites, played different games, if any, and gotten different online friends? It's odd to think about. As much as I hate that I wasn't born a girl and didn't grow up as one, I like the connections I have now, even if the best of them are tenuous and distant.
>>7960847
tlc is the WORST my family always watched it when I lived with them and it was 0/10
I like tapping my nails on the desk
>>7960786
isnt the idea that you come up with something D:
>>7960805
which part of the post are you referring to
and who is my captain
ive so many questions anon
>>7960813
youre definitely right imo.
>>7960854
it a secret!
about to shave my butt
>>7960860
I didn't make any assumptions
but I'm sorry for you feeling this way
I hope things get better
>>7960764
>tfw was taught cursive by frogs
>>7960823
*So /comfy/
>>7960824
Oh nice job, and alright in a sec. I'm eating atm.
>>7960827
>>7960860
No no, you have to give the artist something to work with. You are a person not a canvas.
>>7960808
https://youtu.be/B6ZAQUqSkkA?t=2m
Anon feels his chronological form breaking down in the new timeline, he's only a few hours before total non existence occurs
>he goes to his old neighbourhood
>then he sees her
>it's himself, if he was born a girl
>happy, normal, real
>she's shorter, prettier and smaller. But it's you.
>pain overcomes his body as every cell in his body breaks down
>she sees him
>"You all right, mate?"
>Yeah.
>Too much to drink?
>Something like that.
>Maybe it's time you went home.
>Yeah.
>Anyway, Happy New Year.
>And you. What year is this?
>Wow how much have you had? 2005, January the first.
>2005. Tell you what. I bet you're going to have a really great year.
>Yeah? See you.
>the your mom finds a Japanese schoolgirl outfit in your closet
This is fine
>>7960866
>You are a person
I think thats where youre wrong :/
>>7960863
maybe one day :3
>>7960867
>>7960870
>tfw your mom finds a japanese schoolgirl in your closet
>>7960870
cindy what else am i going to find in your closet
please tell me there's no vocaloid
i fell asleep.
i think i might be liable to fall asleeo again soon.
but 1st i'll make sure to let my e dissolve underneath my tongue, then i'll have my other bag of veggie straws.
they're good.
i've been eating a lot of food.
i actually can't wait for my e to finish dissolving so i can start eating again.
look @ these fuckin kitties.
so presh
>>7960854
Hi franzi.
>>7960878
>vocaloid
Don't chastise our daughter for a perfectly valid form of music.
What I'm listening to as I type this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeSVsZpZ7OQ
>>7960865
>nice job
:D
>>7960878
I think I shouldn't hide all my weird stuff in my closet
>>7960872
No no
You are a person
A person with a lot of issues, but a person regardless
>>7960892
I hide all my weird stuff under my bed but I don't think that's any better
>>7960859
>bad voice acting
>glitchy graphics
>loose controls
>horrible camera
>but it's good
What did she mean by this?
>>7960893
I am not sure it works that way
>>7960895
I'd probably do that if I didn't have a fooor mattress
this is funny & cute.
i like it
>>7960896
Fuck you kill yourself
>>7960898
>Aww :( can you draw a penis for me?
no
I am pure
>>7960897
can confirm
works that way
>>7960902
im always doing nothing :(
>>7960902
I'm borderline agp about my nails
I think I might have an obsession
>>7960903
good duck
>tfw had dream about going full time
Please don't taunt me like this, brain
>>7960892
I put my weird stuff in unmarked amazon boxes in my closet
Though nobody usually pokes around my stuff
>>7960902
sonic spinball was the shit
>>7960907
Same
I care about my nails a lot
How to fall asleep when you cannt stop thinking about sad things
>>7960903
you have had a penis in and around your body, you are TAINTED by sin
>>7960903
*uses power of mathematics*
>>7960911
ketamine
morphine
a baseball bat
>>7960912
it doesnt count if the last time was long ago
and it has at least been 2 hours
i guess i should start being more likeable.
i'm trying though.
i need attention.
it's so frustrating DX
>>7960903
God already punished me for this question.
Tfw missed my train and have to stand 30 min in the cold
>>7960914
baseball bat me~
>>7960911
Weed and Sleepytime tea always works for me
>>7960891
<3
>>7960902
How are you, faggot?
>>7960917
ok.
cuddly cat pic has calmed me down a bit
>>7960913
small penis
>>7960901
I'm sorry your taste is trash.
The last good sonic game that degas eve made was Colors
>>7960892
What else is in it?
>>7960922
don't you use a nail file?
is clipping trutrans?
I guess I am agp about my nails ;~;
>>7960922
how do i take care of myself
>>7960929
I am small in height lol
Hey Nim ^^
>>7960929
yes
>>7960921
why arent we in a call right now
>>7960940
Still in Portland?
>>7960938
can i see em
>>7960940
I guess I have too much time on my hands
I just file my nails when I'm bored
>>7960939
Hi Emma :)
i guess nobody likes me anymore....
;_;
>>7960944
I know what you mean, need to do a presentation in a few weeks any my voice still isn't close to passable.
Ill kms.
>>7960948
i like you!
>>7960948
You're plenty likable. How were you thinking of improving, anyway?
>>7960939
I'm eating, want to afterwards?
>>7960940
I know that feel.
>>7960943
eyes
>>7960948
I like you!!!
you're nice
also sorry about some of the recent mood swings
it sucks
>>7960946
I'm good, overslept today, just relaxing atm
How are you?
>>7960954
they're a lil slanted
>>7960946
Quokka :3
>>7960950
Aahhh that must be horrible >.<
At least when people see me they expect a man voice ._.
>>7960958
just wasting the day away like always
>>7960947
hi adgetttty?
>>7960954
you know it
my throat hurts like crazy cause ive been using super girl voice for forever tho so imma go make ramen first
>>7960931
N-nothing
>>7960957
You can relive your childhood by playing good games
>>7960948
Hugg <3
>>7960963
Chinchilla
>>7960966
Cindy, tell me what's in it~.
>>7960961
lil gloomy ^>^
>>7960967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wzlM0PtPCE
>>7960971
like food
>>7960808
I'd likely have been tall, thin, and near boobless like mom was until I had my first kid. Then I'd have grown some boobs and increased a few dress sizes. Mom went from a 2 to an 8 dress size when she had my older brother. Then she gained another dress size with me. I'd have been expected to go to college. I likely would have ended up going for art, interior design, creative writing or similar even though I'm highly intelligent. I've just always been more artistic than scientific or nerdy.
>>7960963
I know how that goes all too well ^^
Well hopefully your day will be good
>>7960976
yes, like cock
>>7960951
thanks
>>7960953
idk.
i feel awful about not getting enough attention.
>>7960956
thank you.
yea, it is a bitch.
it's still going on.
yesterday i was thinking that it should be over by tomorrow.
i'm still having awful mood swings. :(
i need a lot of hugs
i need to see cute jokes
>>7960981
It's just the way of things I suppose. If you're talking about not getting enough attention here, giving (you)s is a pretty good way of getting some in return.
>>7960965
Emma why are you so bad at being a girl
you should go back to being a boy
>>7960971
Where do you live now?
>>7960978
i hope so
it can get boring after 4 years of doing the thing h-haha
>>7960980
t-too big
>>7960965
emma hi :3
>>7960979
nim is not for cock!
>>7960988
Cauliflower :3
>>7960975
You must have had a shitty childhood
>man
TRIGGERED
>>7960981
iktf
I just about got over a 4 day depressive patch =(
you kinda just have to try to distract yourself and hope it gets better
and funny stuff really helps!!!!
literally anything that might make you laugh is good!
>>7960983
alright thanks.
i think i'm gonna check to see if my skittles dissolved yet.
i want some pickle juice.
i really want pickle juice a lot
>>7960987
Heh it can indeed ^^
>>7960918
fransci pls don't be upset
i drew you a picture of a train to help you feel better
>>7960996
>ywn start thinking purely in memes
>>7960999
Get pickles then!
>>7960996
Aww okay :(
>>7960996
Delete what?
>>7961003
Lmao thank you
>>7960965
WOW first guess nice
>tfw impure thoughts
>>7960996
merc the meme machine
Does anyone else still spread on the bus? It really helps relieve the tuck pain
>>7960999
>pickle juice fan
Top tier taste desu
>>7960999
I like you, want to be friends?
xth for impurity
>>7961013
idk
popcorn i like a lot
>>7960972
Totally normal girl stuff
>>7961011
wasnt adgetttty the name of some tranny fucker from wowg
>>7960995
what a cute lil jelly :3
>>7960998
yea it does help a lot
this mood swing stuff is really too much.
the only thing that make feel better are cute animals, food, & talking to people about my feelings
>>7961005
i already have pickle juice in my fridge.
i'm gonn poor myself some when my e finally dissolves.
thanks. i feel much better
>>7961014
no
I endure sitting cross legged
but sometimes shift around
>>7961021
Young lady, are you lying to your other mother?
>>7961014
What tuck pain? I literally have that little to tuck.
>>7961014
do guys really have so much pain that they have to spread eagle like that on the bus
ive always sat with my legs pressed together
>>7961018
alright sure :)
>>7961024
same
I have some cute animal webms and stuff
hope they help
>>7961023
I want to fly like a jellyfish~ :<
>>7961030
XD
i like you
i wish i didnt feel so alone and cold
>>7961035
i want to be a cutie like gloomy!
I saved a thumbnail
I am really dumb =(
>>7961030
I always thought those adgetty is a girl memes were memes
Nice to see you joined the ranks of faggot
>>7961033
do you have discord
>>7961034
thats just a jpg my dude
>>7961024
I'm glad you feel better.
>already having the juice
Well then.
>>7961038
Cook some spicy peppers to gain cold resistance
>>7961032
my balls used to require me to spread em to be comfortable, but they shrunk a lot when nuked by spiro and fin.
>>7961043
those eyes are kinda spooky
>>7961032
No, some guys don't like to feel there dick touching their legs at all though, they are also taught socially to sit like that
>>7961031
Same kinda, but for airports you have to do the ultra tuck to get through the milimeter scanners, and bikinis
>>7961026
You're missing out
>tfw want to get violently choked but have sore throat
abstract feel
>>7961040
>>7961037
>>7961043
my brain isn't working ;~;
>>7961038
Hugg anon.
>>7961056
>been on mtfg for 3 years
how sad your life must be
dont you know you're supposed to move on from this place after a while
>>7961039
But you are cuter than me D:
(pls appreciate my tripcode)
>>7961052
>not enjoying your balls being crushed against your pubis
you're missing out
>>7961065
that's not true >:(
>>7961065
Your tripcode is made up of LIES.
>>7961070
no you can't
>>7961064
Boop
>>7961043
yea.
i'm alines#7777 on there
>>7961044
:3
i always try to be prepared for my cravings
>>7961054
omg so cute & so funny.
i love it
>>7961056
yup.
i didn't know other trannus kept pickle juice though, but i'm not really surprised
>go out in boy mode
>still get ma'amed
>>7961076
more!!
My rifle kept its zero. Wew
>>7961079
awwww. lol. poor pupper
>>7961052
2 panties and my ball sack looks like a slightly puffy vag. My dick often retracts to below the surface. I have to dig it out to go pee. When young I used to use a layered leather gaff all the time. I started wearing it before I was 14. I bet it really stunted the growth of my dick and balls.
>>7961078
Same if you count going out without makeup, though I'm fulltime
>>7961051
Yeah.
>>7961053
Me too!
>>7961054
Omg i want a cute bat pet!
>>7961076
added
please say mean things to me
>>7961082
white pups cant jump
>>7961074
are you tasteshaming me
wow
You may say I'm a fool
Feelin' the way that I do
You can call me [Myrthe]
Say I'm crazy as a loon
I believe in silver linings
And that's why I believe in you
>>7961064
I don't think my life is sad at all and I usually just pop in for a month then leave for half a year. Besides I meant more like I've been part of the tranny crowd for 3 years. Idr when I first came here
>>7961076
I think it's because Spiro makes you pee more and that depletes your sodium, pickles are a good source
>>7961088
G-Gloo– nim is a cutie! >.<
>>7961080
Nice.
>>7961081
Nahhhh.
>>7961088
Emi is NOT for shooting.
>>7960985
oh hey every person ive dated in recent times
how are you
>>7960990
hi kitten~
>>7961011
you're pretty distinct
>>7961092
yeah it's wrong to like anything but regular popcorn
>>7961086
they are adorable!
>tfw 32 inch ribcage
>>7961095
no it's "gloomy is a cutie!" :3
>>7961103
relatable
>>7961096
then what is she for
>>7961099
um wow well um maybe its wrong to eat anything but corn on the cob
>Boobs should usually be one cup size lower than cis relatives when they're fully grown and if you start at the right age
>Mum is a D
>Sister is borderline A/B
W-what does this mean!?
Who should I compare to?
Should I hope for nice Cs or expect AAs?? :c
>>7961108
Huggs, friendship, kindness, and if your name is Eva, love.
>>7961097
.///. getting called kitten makes me blush
>>7961109
no that's not true
TAKE IT BACK IT'S NOT TRUE
>>7961107
>I'm not into grills
why are you here then
the only people here are trannies that chase other trannies
>>7961097
Tfw no emma slave
>>7961100
buy me a bat
hello???
Is it normal for your roommates to shout "MONEY" in their sleep as you walk past?
>>7961103
>tfw 30 inch ribcage at 5'6
> tfw someone is with you in the train that looks like an ex but you are too scared to look directly at the person so you don't know if it really is the ex
>>7961110
Expect smol, be pleasantly surprised if not smol.
>>7961113
ur already a corn sinner
i dont make the rules
>>7961110
I'm going to be an A cup then ;~;
>>7961115
I'm not a nerd
so no!
hah!
nerd
>>7961114
>why are you here then
Because I have nothing better to do while I wait for code to compile
>>7961115
that's because its the other way around~
>tfw 31 inch ribcage at 6'1
:D
>>7961116
Not as far as i know.
I don't think shouting in your sleep in itself is common
>>7961123
What's it about?
>>7961124
bat pls
>>7961126
H-hey..
>>7961117
the kool kid genetics club yeee
>>7961110
i want nice Cs ;-;
my family is BIG
>>7961116
Is your roommate mr. krabs?
>>7961117
35" at 5'9 cause of boobs
>>7961123
it's a shame =(
>>7961129
imma buy myself a newfie and post millions of pics
>:)
OOOOOOO TWO NEW DAVE CHAPPELLE SPECIALS
>>7961133
Don't dox me.
>>7961130
Bad genetics club*
>>7961135
i can deal with it
>>7961110
I'd murder somebody for C or D cups desu
I'll have normal B cups if I'm lucky
>>7961116
Nah
>>7961139
wut
them's good genetics woman, what're you on about
>>7961129
it's about a girl who gets a stepbrother, & she wants to do everything w/ him.
even weird stuff.
she takes pictures of him & shit.
he really can't stand her strange behavior
>>7961134
XD
i love it. so funny
>>7961134
where did you get that pic of me???
>>7961135
Oh well then my underbust is 32.5
>>7961137
Shut up Pearl
>>7961145
lol.
i like you.
you're so funny
>>7961140
That settles it. I have to go into hiding.
>>7961149
Neat! we have similar measurements :D yaaay
>>7961143
I can't remember wich ones I posted
might be some repeats
>>7961145
>:)
I have eyes everywhere!
>>7961110
Mom was AAA until she had kids. I already have much more.
>>7961096
Awww~ that's so cute :3
>>7961104
nim is a cutie! :3
>>7961125
>say you arent into grills
>hang around someone like emma
i bet you are just one of her sluts arent you
>>7961145
no spaghett in my pocket okay
it's messy
>>7961149
>Pearl is tall and has a huge, square head
Was Pearl a tranny the whole time?
>>7961152
Wish I was smaller though but a women's medium is better any bigger size
>>7961155
ruffle up gloomy hair :3
>>7961124
it's a chipmunk...
>>7961160
I like nim :3
>>7961155
>>7961153
wonderful.
i'm laughing so hard
>>7961159
Where are you from? 5'6-5'10 seems to be the average for the girls I know here in Texas. Personally 5'9 and people still say I'm tiny >.>
Yesterday was so awkward for me I just don't wanna leave my place
>>7961143
Yeah you should!
>>7961150
wah doxing isn't a laughing matter
>>7961153
i hateu
>>7961157
aww ;-;
>>7961156
She wants me to be
It's okay though, I'm going to uncorrupt her and make her pure like me
>>7961172
what happened
>>7961162
chipmunks are evil!!!!!!!!
>>7961169
:3
>>7961171
Tennessee
>>7961172
working there must be fun
>>7961167
Oh gosh, hoo could it be? D:
>>7961177
I think they are cute.
>>7961164
gloomy i hope your day is going wonderful!
>>7961181
It's me!
>>7961179
My mom's side of the family is from TN! Byrdstown to be exact. Tobacco fields as far as the eye can see up there, lol
>>7961176
I worked with my exs best friend and just constantly being misunderstood cuz I slur my words and talk like a retard and I just don't wanna be a tranny
>>7961186
evil!
*hisses autistically
>>7961190
I'm in Knoxville. Only came here to be with my bf. I'm orginally from Jersey
>>7961175
don't let her corrupt you because boy x girl(male) is patrician
>>7961195
some of those cats look weird
>>7961195
CUTE!!!!!
even when disabled.
>>7961201
Nim, that's really mean.
>>7961201
>>7961203
the second left is actually trans-kitten
shhh!
>>7961208
H-hi.
>>7961207
The far right is the hyperactive runt.
I need sleep =(
>>7961208
Aww, I'm sorry.
>>7961205
my buddi gwen
>>7961216
you need to be snuggled
i woke up and can't fall back to sleep because sads
>>7961199
>boy x girl(male) is patrician
It's the natural order of things. Beta male manlet to girl(male) gf
If only Emma could see the light
>>7961230
Iktf
I'm one hour off from 8 and I don't wanna waste my life with reality
>>7961236
shnugg
>>7961238
shnugg
would you date joseph? here's his dating resume
>>7961227
Biscuits and gravy is good stuff
>>7961245
I feel like a less authentic person for having read that.
>>7961245
No
What a piece of shit
Wew
>>7961245
>doesn't list any previous partners as references, and include phone numbers to contact them by
0/10 resume, would not date.
>>7961243
those look like lil donut holes
>>7961177
awww, that bun is so sweet :3
>>7961245
gross
i want to vomit
>height: 6'1
>shoulders: 18 inches
>ribcage: 33 inches
>waist: 27 inches
>hips 36 inches
good bad or fucked
>>7961245
honestly yeah
>tfw you both think the same way about a certain topic
n-nice
I need a longer ribbon cable for my pi camera.
is there a way to go about getting a blood test through my doctor?
>>7961284
I found as long as they don't know one is often safe from it. Especially if you don't look it at first glance. After they get to know you, they don't care if you are.
I have laser/electro hair removal on Thursday but I need to find £130 by then to pay for it (£10 bus fee, £120 for laser)
I've already had to reschedule once because of my PIP tribunal and now if I need to reschedule again I'll be outside the effectiveness window
currently I have like £5 in my bank account, pls can anyone help?? ;-; my parents are broke and I've asked on FB but no replies yet
maybe buying HRT for two of my friends before seeing if I had enough money to cover my own needs was a bad idea
>>7961287
You'll have to ask your doc. They might want you to come in for an appointment.
>bf choked me last night
>i liked it
>>7961288
Most don't know
I'm surprised my bf's family hasn't caught on yet.
Some people at work know Andy don't give a shit.
Why does placenta smell weird
It's chilly today. No sun so the house hasn't warmed up into the upper 70s.
>>7961295
I really wanna know this feel
i wanna put gloomy in my pocket!
>>7961308
Then get a bf u fag
i got a tooth pulled and it hurts
>>7961297
I was surprised at how positive of reaction I had from friends. Only one was a pig about it, and he fast got the hint from the others that dissing me was not going to be accepted by the others.
>tfw not in emi's pocket right now
>>7961315
Teeth pulling is hot, like penectomies, taking off something that can't grow back.
>>7961305
Please don't eat the poor piggu :<
>>7961310
I want to be in your pocket :3
>>7961315
Poor renren :(
I hope I never have to go to a dentist again >.<
>>7961318
*pat pocket*
hop in ^^
shnugg Lauren
>>7961311
;-;
I can't
I'm gross
>>7961317
You hear all these horror stories in the south and I never really witnessed it except a very few times.
I guess I pass decently well
>>7961325
U pass, just take the risk
>>7961325
shnugg
>>7961315
Y did it get pulled? What r u gonna do without it?
>>7961324
how are you doing today? I need to get ready for brow thjing
>>7961334
getting ready for a voice lesson :)
good luck at the salon!
>>7961329
I'm scared
>>7961268
good tall girl <3
>>7961339
How many months are you
>>7961341
11.5 D:
>>7961327
Hugg~
>>7961324
Is there place for two? :o
>"with your hair long and your pretty eyelashes, i can see why some people think you're a girl at first...it almost looks like you're transitioning"
>"mom! don't tell anon he looks like he's transitioning!"
.-.
>>7961340
no it's fucked :(
>>7961338
>tfw no bf
>>7961346
;_;
>>7961339
Im a coward and even I did it, me kayla, having a promotion, getting a new car, living on my own... if me of all people can do it then you got this sister.
Tfw overheard coworkers talking about ftm coworker using his dead name even tho they've never met "her"
:(
This is my destiny
>>7961353
juni ilu
>>7961353
do you ever talk to him?
>>7961352
Sure :3
Snugg eva~
>>7961347
no you're good and cute tall girl
test
>>7961353
>be two months ago
>in waiting room for eye laser surgery
>3 people in their 50's talking about a trans woman they know who was starting transition and probably was in the RLE process of gatekeeping
>"so i came to the party... and there he was! It was his face but he was wearing a dress! hahahaha"
>three grown people snickering like children
honestly fuck people and fuck gatekeeping
Will I get a bf when I'm passable
Is there some initiation ceremony
wew
>>7961358
Yeah but he works in grooming so rarely
He sent me a bunch of Pokémon furry porn art when I asked him about his art
Also he has giant af tits and isn't on test and is pretty cringey possibly autistic
>>7961367
aww
cyoot!
>>7961367
it me
>>7961356
I shaved it close and did full makeup, tossed on my schoolgirl outfit and he picked me up. It's not that hard to get a bf, we're the girls now, we are the sought after ones.
>>7960678
anyone remember me a humble otter potato
>>7961383
if you have gotten it done
>>7961381
Do u do electrolysis? I'm tall and fat
>some middle-aged dude made a comment about me jerking too many dudes off this afternoon when I was slumped against the side of the bus shelter holding my bright red hand in agony from carrying shopping
well I guess that counts as being treated as a woman I guess
>>7961346
wew
>>7961364
>tfw this is my future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6CePT6o51A
:'(
I need to get more pictures
>>7961388
Oh sorry I'm dumb u.u
I wouldn't know, my mom handles that stuff
But I think nim knows how to get that done
>>7961381
>we're the girls now, we are the sought after ones.
>tfw too ugly to be sought after
>>7961364
people who are abnormal deserve it
you CHOSE to transition
>brain expects to feel a vagina when reaching hand down pants
>feels dick instead
>cry
W e w
srs when
>>7961403
Iktf
>>7961405
I need more like this ^^
>>7961410
Soon(tm).
>>7961410
iktf and it sucks. I'll be in the middle of a nice dream, and go to finger myself and the damn dick is there.
>>7961406
so dysphoria doesn't exist?
shnugg
>>7961406
kys yourself please
>>7961418
Of course it doesn't. You mean you're not doing this just for fun?
>>7961429
Well I'm just in it for the tits :^)
>tfw bagina never ever
give me a peanut butter donut
>>7961434
>tfw probably can't have a bagina even if I had the money
Ty lasor gods for this successful yet painful treatment
>>7961441
Do u not have blonde facial hair?
>>7961410
I just pretend it's someone else's dick and blush.
MFW Sertii is the bully anon
>ywn fight for Hitler and defeat the Americans, winning the war for the Reich
Holding hands over the toaster as it toasts my bread. I'm shivering today.
>>7961449
Mostly yes but some of its dark. Blonde isn't my natural hair color lol
Tfw raised by morbidly obese people and I struggle with not eating everything within reach
>>7961450
touching it crashes my dreams. :(
>>7961461
Woah
I didn't see that coming
>>7961468
??????? What did she mean by this
>>7961462
"nothing tastes as good as thin feels" is a very accurate statement. It's willpower, you're literally trying to break an addiction. It takes a long time, but make yourself accountable and you'll get there.
>>7961475
I Thought u were natty blonde
Can I see yr natural color?
>>7961462
I used to be pretty big in high school
maybe this is kinda mean, but what helped me stop eating wayyy more than when I needed to was watching another fat friend I had gorge himself when I was stoned out of my mind
it was just the nastiest looking thing and I realized thats exactly how I look when I do it
>>7961480
Image limit :(
>>7961451
lol what i'm barely around that much i feel
>>7961486
make a new one then
>>7961491
ya cuz ur busy with ur bully identity
yoy are trying to d odoge it
>>7961493
oh ok lol whatever
>>7961484
How do you treat your own? You're clearly fucked up in the head if you go out of your way to do this shit.
https://youtu.be/OqZJEHp5dU4
Remember it gets better
>>7961503
no it doesnt
>>7961503
no im gonna be cold and alone and sad and awful forever
>>7961502
no diagnosis. no responsibility
>tfw i'm a guy
>>7961511
same
>>7961511
relatable
>>7961510
that's the thing. We're getting help for our issues. You're just sitting around letting yours fester. sad!
>>7961511
hurts just a little
>tfw i'm a girl
>>7960808
https://youtu.be/xjSj4rBf-2Y?t=2m49s
i want to see the universe where i achived zyzz status because no dysphoria
My penis is officially too soft to use and I'm gonna have to resort to anal eventually :(
>>7961520
you can always achieve zyzz status but as a girl
>>7961522
which AA/how long?
>>7961522
you could stick to hugs and kisses
kill me
>>7961503
>"i finally pass now"
hmmm
>>7961523
but i need to atrophy
>>7961519
shnugg
>>7961519
tfw i cant be
>>7961519
Yush :3
You're a good girl~ :)
I wanna be pure like maeve
>>7961524
SPIro 11 months
>>7961538
did you do maintenance on it?
or did you just kinda slowly forget it was there
>>7961503
am I a bad person if this makes me wince a little?
>>7961539
how
>>7961541
I jack off when I'm horny (disgusting I know) but lately it hurts too much to try
>>7961544
kinda, all that's wrong with her is that she's fat
>>7961522
Good girl
>>7961522
I haven't cum in a month ;~;
>>7961544
Definitely
That's only hypothetical right
what can I do when I'm feeling depressed because I don't come remotely close to passing and still have to shave daily and still have no boobs after half a year on mones?
>>7961539
._. but my muscle is manly
>>7961547
Iktf, same time frame as you (hrt 11mo)
I do maintenance on mine like once a week and now it hurts to even get hard
>>7961503
It never gets better. It only gets worse.
I remeasured my peepee and it rests at about 2.5 inches long
Hard I never got it past 4.5
>>7961539
Aaahhh~ Rini and a lemon pie~
This day will be so great! >w<
>>7961563
can i not be
>>7961560
tfw SRS is pointless
>>7961572
how long have you been on hrt?
>>7961572
:/
I get the same problem too, plus we have the same length measurements
Idk what to do, I need to maintain at least some length so I have depth for srs but it hurts too much physically and mentally most of the time
>>7961582
A-at least I won't be flat chested, right, ha..
Tfw been on hrt for a year and haven't had any hair removal or gone outside in girlmode
>>7961595
5'9" and 164, going to drop down to 120 or so maybe.
>>7961592
Get started on the hair removal, it takes a while. I hear you on the not going out in girl mode thing, I don't want to until I have my facial hair dealt with. God I hate facial hair. : (
male anatomy is so bad
brow ridges are just objectively awful to look at
>>7961600
I know, I don't even want SRS, it's just funny to think about how I'd be 3 inches deep if they did go with inversion.
>>7961604
It's shitty stuff
If laser can't help me at all im gonna have to dedicate a few years to electro :(
I just have so many debts atm it's hard to get started
my life sucks so im aggressive online
>>7961614
Just find a partner that's 3 inches or less and you're fine. : P
O yeah there's an appointment I should be at right now with the urologist
I suck
>>7961620
same, but I also genuinely think most people online are braindamaged
>>7961632
aggressive online interaction is a sign of a male brain. you were never trans buffalo bill
>>7961632
Everyone is damaged mentally
>>7961561
lol
pure
>>7961632
I got a brick thrown in my head when I was 6 ;~;
>>7961622
I don't like dicklets
>>7961635
hey, my psych said something similar a few years back.
>>7961636
yes, but I mean seriously retarded, not like scarred or whatever
>>7961641
my mom dropped me a few times on the head (literally actually) I also got a concussion as a kid when someone pushed me down a bunch of stairs in school
concussion
>>7961645
>dicklets
lmao, thats great. I make a mental note
>>7961647
well problem solved.
go to agpgen and dont come back.
>inb4 im HSTS
>>7961647
oh
sorry
people can be really mean
>>7961648
I am HSTS
>>7961651
you only got a bf because you wanted to label yourself as hsts
my hair looks kind of nice today
>>7961654
but I only like men anon :(
being ignored is painful
ANal is the most disgusting thing ever and idk how to think of it differently
>>7961660
spoken like a true agp
Im making the new thread
>>7961668
keep yourself clean and maybe you will
>>7961667
is not nice =(
>>7961671
but thats the opposite of agp
I dont think Id mind being agp though, most people here seem having fun with their fetishes. but alas, I wasnt that lucky
>>7961681
I am not worth attention anyway
>>7960833
autism