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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Back to the motherfucking grind

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>That attention whore Austrian anon is back and feels better
>Music makes us think about girls ;_;
>Maybe her gf is bald. What then?
>Once again we are immersed in finding lesbian prostitutes
>Yes! Hope is the last to die.
>/fit/bian autists invade
>Tits vs Ass war
>Girl bullied at school for her boobs. Everyone agrees that's petty and unusual. We're sorry your life isn't being completely fair right now, anon, but you always have us here when you need support and real talk.
>I like my women like my coffee, I can never stomach them without changing some aspect of them until their original being is almost gone completely
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first for the booty
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Dream woman
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>>7910604
>tfw MtF lesbian and lesbians hate you
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>>7910639
>what is stealth
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>>7910680
The moment they find out about penis they get pissed off and bail on me (if I even get that far to tell them about it).
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wowowowow what is this
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I am trying to figure out something to paint in the next hour and a half to get it in before midnight for my group. Suggest a cute lesbian theme for me to draw!

Has to be simple enough that I could get it done in an hour and a half. (Think line art and basic color) working with watercolor.

>>7910639
Dude you could at least try and pretend you are cis. :(
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>>7910696
well yeah, penis is kind of an issue
>I don't hate you, I just don't want to fug you
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>>7910743
Kill yourself Matt
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>>7910743
>Dude you could at least try and pretend you are cis. :(

>get to intimate stage
>"whats that?"
>nothing just pretend its not there
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>>7910743
I am not Matt?

I guess you could call me "ArtAnon", or something. I have been posting here for a while. I did this in the other thread.
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>>7910757
>would get fugged by dildo held in the hand of CIS lesbian
>wouldn't get fugged by a biological dildo attached to their transbian
what did you mean by this
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>>7910743
a girl pretending her reflection is another girl!
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>>7910743
>calling a MtF "dude"

Savage
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bleh I don't like dildos
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>>7910743
>Has to be simple enough that I could get it done in an hour and a half
two sets of legs on a beach towel
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>>7910798
artificial phallic objects in general then as opposed to biological phallic object
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>>7910791
dildos don't feel like flesh, dildos are actually detachable, and they come in a variety of colors.I never get the flesh color. I also have to admit, I prefer sex without inanimate phallic objects.
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>>7910696
Dont fucking date lesbos date cool bi chicks lesbos are violent and tend to rape.
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>>7910791
yeah yeah, I'm a hypocritical cuntsniffer
you'll find someone to slam that boipucci some day
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>>7910827
R-Really?
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>>7910814
I just don't like anything long and dick shaped (I didn't understand a thing you said I'm sorry my dude )
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>>7910844
What else is there that even works as good? Do you just grind against a cube or a hexagon to be different?
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wait do lesbians rape other ladies :((
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>>7910783
>/lesgen//
>not /clg/
You're just proving you're a dude, Matt.

>>7910798
I'm with you. Sex toys in general make me cringe.

>>7910853
You stupid male. There's a reason lesbians reach orgasm more than any other woman.
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>>7910853
>What else is there that even works as good? Do you just grind against a cube or a hexagon to be different?

No I do only oral or a magic wand
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>>7910856
I don't know about rape, but highest rates of domestic violence yes.
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>>7910864
>magic wand
Some are ok
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>>7910864
>male
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>>7910870
:(
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>>7910870
Nope. Bisexual women faced the highest amount of domestic violence. Men actually beat bisexual, heterosexual, and lesbian women the most. Bisexual women are the most abused and the most obese.
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>>7910867
isnt magic wand a dick shaped thing? im imagining its just renamed "wand massager" but im probably wrong
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>>7910870
Sexual violence was significantly higher among lesbians, particularly towards bisexuals as opposed to other lesbians. I really don't understand why though.
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>>7910890
No. You retarded male. Actually fucking google it if you don't know. Magic wands don't go inside the vagina.

>>7910900
Source? The research said bisexual women were 89% abused by men. Lesbians were 40% abused by men. And heterosexual women were 98% abused by men.
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>>7910889
Doesn't say men beat bi women but i can bet most are coming from lesbians beating them especially if butch.
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>>7910890
no they look like wand
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>>7910907
>male
theres that word again
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>>7910890
Magic wand can be used by everyone, its actually popular among transwomen.
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>>7910907
The CDC did a study based purely on sexual orientations of partnerships where both partners were the same gender. Bisexual women had it the worst in lesbian partnerships, lesbians had it second worse and bisexual men were third.
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>>7910912
>>7910928

Uh.
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>>7910922
I nether knew that
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>>7910934
Source on that though?
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>>7910889
That pic doesn't mention the genders of the abusers.

>Men actually beat bisexual, heterosexual, and lesbian women the most.
There aren't man/lesbian relationships...
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>>7910934
Because there are more women in straight relationships retard.
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>>7910940
the lack of any sauce link also doesnt help

>>Men actually beat bisexual, heterosexual, and lesbian women the most.
>There aren't man/lesbian relationships...

i also missed that piece. what the fuck.
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>>7910949
It sounds like she or he is just trolling.

They are probably the same poster as one that's unironically saying 'womyn' in a TERF thread right now.
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some jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebHbuL3l12Q
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>>7910938
https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/pdf/nisvs_sofindings.pdf

>>7910940
It said
>only male perpetrators of intimate partner violence
And that dude wanted to say lesbians were beating bisexual women but bisexual women are almost exclusively abused by men. And 78% of bisexual men were abused exclusively by men.

>>7910947
Yeah so? From the study of abused women only 67% of lesbians said women had abused them. Bisexuals are not abused by lesbians. But who knows if lesbians are abused by bisexuals. But then gay men 90% were abused by men.

So gay men are abused by men...90%. Lesbians abused by women 67%
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>>7910972
>Yeah so?
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MORE JAMIES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaXikmzQX_I
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>>7910990
You're a fucking retard. The guy said bisexuals are being beaten by butch women overwhelmingly. I showed the numbers that that isn't the case. You tried to backpedal and say "oh but there's more straight relationships" does that mean you can just sweep all that abuse under the rug because there are more straight relationships? If this is how men are thank god we're gay.
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>>7911006
>If this is how men are thank god we're gay.
Lesbians like you make us all look bad.
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>>7910972
Most bisexual women are in relationships with men, because women who don't want relationships with men call themselves lesbians.

Most bisexual men are also in relationships with men, because they get the same homophobic loss of cred as gays do, so men who date women but are attracted to men call themselves straight.
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>>7911023
>make us all look bad
Said the non-goldstar cis lesbian.

>>7911027
I'm not asking about why they're in these relationships. I'm just bringing the numbers that people were ill-informed about. And no, most bisexual men are not in relationships with men. Overall bisexuals (male and female) have reported to being in heterosexual relationships (80%).
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>>7911038
Source on the numbers you pull out of the air?
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>>7911052
Can you bring the numbers that say most bi men are in relationships with other men?
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>>7911038
>most bisexual men are not in relationships with men.
?
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>>7911105
I'm still waiting for him to bring me the research that disproves that. When most bisexuals are in opposite sex relationships. /pol/ males are desperate to believe women are worse than them. So they throw tantrums.
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>>7911134
I think this is just b8 m8
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>>7911137
Still feels good shutting down trolls tho
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>>7911142
yeee
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>>7911134
>make up claims nonstop
>disprove them!
>otherwise you're throwing a tantrum!
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>>7911146
>he's still throwing a tantrum
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>>7911157
>he or she still doesn't have a source
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>I'm so gay, all my past crushes have been girls, all my romance dreams involve girls, I'm currently crushing on a girl, I've gotten heartbroken over straight girl crushes, I get nervous around pretty girls, I've never liked a guy the same way.

>Okay but I think that one celebrity is good looking and guys don't entirely disgust me. In conclusion, I'm bi!

how to get rid of this fucking mindset? inside I know I'm gay but something is nagging at me that I could *potentially* be with a guy
I'm not attracted to dicks, don't ever want one inside me, being with a guy just feels weird to me, and girls are just 10000x cuter
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>>7910631
>>7910631
>/fit/bian autists invade

/fit/bians master race.
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>>7911208
fuck whoever, fap to whoever, date whoever. it doesn't matter!
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>>7911208
If you're a bishit you need to leave.

Take Fabio with you >>7911219
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>>7911228
post wherever! it doesn't matter!
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>>7911229
>cis lesbian general
>doesn't matter
Maybe we should just go to the gaygens and post pictures of our tampons. And talk about eating pucci.
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>>7911233
we don't post pictures of our tampons here in the first place dummy!
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>>7911233
Do iet
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>>7911238
We should start.
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>>7910743
>>7910793
>>7910799
Sorry I couldn't decided on something and then I realized the op image was sitting right there.

My girlfriend has converted the table into her sewing station trying to get her costume done for her burlesque number tomorrow night done, so I had to work at my computer desk. (aka can't risk paint splatters on the screen so its just pencil stuffs)

Anyway enjoy, hopefully it isn't tooo awful. I did it in about 20 mins ish. (We had a mac and cheese break >_<)
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>>7911264
^me.

>>7911238
>Not using Diva cups....
Degenerates.


. . . (jk, but seriously give them a go if you haven't)
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I was talking to the only other cis les girl I know of in my (high) school. She and her ex-gf, who was "gay", dated for half a year or so, but they broke up and not too long after that her ex started dating a guy.

I'd be pissed, almost every wlw in my school is either bisexual who dates guys mostly, emo ugly and weird, a transtrender/not cis, or a mix of the 3.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tAoSEYA-n0
I post this one alot, but goddamn do I love the girl with the blue guitar
I wish I knew who she was
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Have you ever called your gf mommy?
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>>7911208
Being able to tell if somone is attractive doesn't make you less gay or more gay. BEING attracted to a person makes you gay or not gay.

Ie straight guy sees another guy and recognizes that they are fit and attractive and says as much. His "bros" might make fun of him but it doesn't make him gay.

In your case, seeing a celebrity and thinking "wow, they are attractive." doesn't make you bi.

Feeling like you want or could have a relationship with them. Would probably make you bi. (This is only confirmed by actually getting with a guy though prior to that its all fair game/unconfirmed.)

>guys don't entirely disgust me
Horses don't entirely disgust me. Gee I wonder if I am secretly into bestiality.

Once again feeling neutral about a gender doesn't mean you like them. Despite common banter around here you can be a lesbian, and not hate men. (You just have to want nothing to do with them romantically.)

(pic is a random metal sculpture I made ages ago/unrelated)
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>>7911317
I have a thing for older women. If my girlfriend was ok with it and older than me I'd totally do that... But thus far I haven't had one yet.
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>>7911333
Thanks for the reply, this is reassuring. Nice sculpture btw!

side note even before I realized I liked girls romantically, I commonly thought "if I dated him I'd probably get bored and stop whatever feelings I have for him and break up in like a week, must be true love" :/ didn't realize this meant I wasn't attracted to guys that much
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Morning lesgen. I'm late but oh well.

>>7908737
>those skirts
God, yeah you bet. Generally being around girls all the time was bad for me, like there was no room to breathe. Then I stupidly decided to join the volleyball team, and that just sealed my fate.

>>7909955
Been in the hospital for a few days because migraines, but I'm out now and feeling somewhat better. Working again at least, or rather going to Zurich on business tomorrow, because flying is just so great for my head. But oh well.
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>>7911535
>Then I stupidly decided to join the volleyball team, and that just sealed my fate.
You need to tell the full story here!
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>>7911317
My gf likes to be called daddy. She's bi and she said when she had boyfriends she called them daddy.

I guess it's a power thing.
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>>7911537
Not much of a story honestly, just way too much boobies and butt for a closeted 16 year old. I switched between trying not to melt, staring at the floor and ceiling and turning into a human tomato, basically.
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>>7911538
eww. W.e floats her boat but still.
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>>7911549
At least greentext some especially notable times.
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>>7911359
>Thanks for the reply, this is reassuring. Nice sculpture btw!

Your welcome. Happy to help. (Thanks about the sculpture too! They are a lot of fun made with electric fence wire, and solder (copper wire for the accents. )
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>>7911664
>normal training
>gymnasium is being renovated so we have training at some hall outside school
>group showers instead of stalls
>oh fuck
>step into shower, basically the last one because I had to help pull up the net
>soapy girls everywhere
>fuck fuck fuck
>crush is slowly rubbing showergel over her boobs
>stare like a deer in headlights
>swear to God she smiles at me
>feel my core melting
>in between wanting to die and wanting to throw myself at her
>shower off quickly, try not to seem super obvious about my arousal
>mumble an excuse and get the hell out
>go home, lock myself in my room, masturbate so hard I get cramping in my thighs
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>>7912202
With one hand probably.
Not that she'd have to try.
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>>7911209

Child star goes through puberty and gets perved on both publicly and privately; inevitably she also grows awkwardly and gains weight in disproportionate places ending with some hs chunk, and celeb media immediately turns nasty on her.

Shit, even besides pubescence being an absolute crapshoot as far as appearance, let a kid live.
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>>7912202
the real question is how fast would I let her?
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>>7911208

It's a meme how much Kinsey-0 straight guys will admire male bodies and even say "no homo but I could totally feel up Brad Pitt" if they're not uptight about spouting this stuff. I bring that up because straight guys in general find it way more repulsive to kiss other guys than straight girls (though that may be as much a cultural side-effect as anything).

So no, finding any celeb attractive or even fappable does not make you ___-sexual. I had a gf who could only get off to either tentacle rape manga or Jane Austen fanfic (any pairing) and always gets wet whenever she sees Colin Firth if only because she perpetually projects herself as Elizabeth Bennett.
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>>7912532
>Jane Austen fanfics
Good taste
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>>7911087
>2% gay men in relationships with women
>1% lesbians in relationships with males
ayyy
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>>7912000
This is good, deserving of the trips too
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>>7912773
My guess is those who were pressured to marry in het society, but now came to grips with them being gay. At this point they've invested too much tho, like kids and shit.

>>7912000
Daw that's crazy that girls would feel ok being naked together. At least in the US we feel self-conscious as fuck.

>>7911651
It's obviously a troll. No one would do that, let alone date a bishit.
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>>7913140
It definitely was fun yeah, but I also felt pretty guilty about it. Like I'm a pervy voyeur.

>>7913217
Yeah I'm European, I suppose we're more relaxed about nudity, or so I'm told.
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I watched a movie last night and it made me feel a lot of things.

Girl was a qt too.
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Will a girl ever like me? I'm very curvy but I think most girls would prefer a dainty skinny one instead of a shortstack. Should I try and get /fit/?
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>>7913345
When you say curvy, do you mean curvy or do you really mean a fatass? Because girls like either. No one can resist the booty tho. Women generally will like you for your personality and how you treat them rather than your body type.
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>>7913345
Does "very curvy" mean grossly obese? In any case you can lose weight, y'know.
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>>7913345
Yea. Get /fit/ and leave humanity behind.

Also, go read the /fit/ sticky.
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>>7913413
Fuck that caught me off guard
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>>7913217
>At least in the US we feel self-conscious as fuck.

Both guys and girls have open shower rooms at gyms starting in jr. high in most of the US (5th or 7th grade) and have to use them in certain after-school sports, and sometimes are told they are required to use them at least once in PE (after the mile run test). So it depends on the school and region I guess, but maybe that's just me and my generation -- I was in jr. high in the end of the 90s when homosexuality was still only ever implicit on network TV, except for Ellen, and *nobody* in my HS was out. Like I asked around and the possible objection never even came up with the boys wrestling team, who were *required* to do group showers after every practice, and even though they still used insults with each other including about being gay like guys do. I think being gay at that age just wasn't acknowledged as a possibility in our school.

I don't know if the fact that there's teens who are out in the media now changes the culture of communal showers at schools. Maybe someone who's been in more recently at a school they know had no problem with communal showering in the 90s can comment?
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>>7913345
Plenty of girls are into shortstacks, and if you're chubby, there's girls into that too. You'll be fine.
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https://youtu.be/hyj4JFSErrw

Is this the lesgen spring anthem?
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>>7913440
Yeah I'm from the west coast, went to high school where lesbian couples were on the "cutest couple" page of the yearbook, and lesbian couples were voted homecoming princesses. So we never used the showers. I think we were hyper aware of attraction being a possibility so we kept covered up.
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>>7913613

Out of curiosity, on their facebook are they "still gay"?
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>>7913613
That's an interesting way to look at it. I suppose at my school (Catholic) being naked around each other was no big deal because mutual attraction was far from anyone's mind, teacher or students. With the exception of me, obviously.
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>>7912202
I like to think I could struggle for at least 45 seconds. 0.1 seconds if I can't use my legs. No time at all if I need any lat or delt strength because I struggle to raise 10 pounds.

>>7913237
Please tell me they're not using those calipers for what I think they're using them for.
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>>7913690
Looks like phrenology stuff to me.
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>>7913440
That sounds really humiliating never mind the possibility of LGBT people, especially for the boys. I don't know how kids or their parents put up with it.
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I feel depressed guys I'm sick of womanhood being defined as a "feeling" it's not a fucking feeling it's a body and a oppressed body.

How did trans beliefs become the main thing now, how did we let them talk over us? How long is it going to take now for people to actually sit down and realize the shit they say makes no sense?

How long are we going to have to wait until we can comfortable talk about our bodies and experiences again? A decade? Five decades?

I'm tired. I don't care about trans women I think they deserve happiness but apparently they don't think the same they think they understand what it's like to be a cis woman and that they have a right to our conversations and our spaces they're not satisfied with just being trans women in their own trans women spaces with their own trans women issues.

I'm tired.
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>>7913709

Yeah, the guys are pretty fucking disgusting about it too. According to my source, the hs wrestling team once had a pissing contest while in the shower together, and if you don't know, while peeing guys are partially erected from the hydraulic pressure, so they're seeing each other's length while it's going on. Apparently no one makes fun of sizes irl though, contrary to popular belief. They also have fistfights in the locker room, though the girls had that too.
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>>7913725
I really hope this is bait/trolling and there aren't really people who are so upset about this.
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>>7913770
Jesus... At least nothing like that pissing thing can happen to girls.

I guess for the fist fights I can hope for both it happens before undressing.
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>>7913770
A literal pissing contest? Jesus, guys are disgusting.
Also am I crazy or is there something inherently homoerotic about guys' seemingly constant desire to talk about, draw or compare dicks?
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>>7913237
What movie is that?
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>>7913803
No, because they're not trying to mire other people's dicks, they just find vulgarity funny, and also feel more confident if they have a bigger dick than someone else.
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>>7913834
That still seems kinda gay to me, or at least pretty absurd.
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>>7913653
I don't use facebook. But I guess you could Google them. They made the national news.

>>7913725
And then they say that the only difference between us and them is periods. Like that just goes to show how they're crossdressing men - not women.
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>>7913725
>womanhood being defined as a "feeling"
Womanhood is not a feeling. No one is saying it is.

>How long are we going to have to wait until we can comfortable talk about our bodies and experiences again?
No one is stopping us from talking about our experiences though.

>I don't care about trans women I think they deserve happiness...
This is conflicting. Or rather one negates the other.

>same they think they understand what it's like to be a cis woman and that they have a right to our conversations and our spaces they're not satisfied with just being trans women in their own trans women spaces with their own trans women issues.

This is where things get jumbled up. I have talked with plenty of trans women, both here and in real life. From what I understand none of them think they are cis women. But they are women. (Drop the trans)

Its like this. Think of your current girlfriend or ex. Imagine they were born bio male but kept their personality, and current cognition. That is essentially being trans. You love/loved your gf/ex. You would want them to feel happy and comfortable. It is not their fault they got delt such a shitty hand.

----- Trans people have a disability! ------

They are playing with shit hand. That they didn't ask for. Its like being born with only one leg. What they are doing is everything they can to try and fit in. If it were you wouldn't you do the same thing?

>in their own trans women spaces with their own trans women issues

There isn't really any transwomen spaces. They are like 0.5% of the population. There really isn't services for them. Because they are such a minority it actually DOES make more sense for them to use women's spaces as again they are women. Just not cis women.

I can promise you trans women will not take anything away from cis women. It is like saying immigrants will take all the jobs from natives to the country. It just isn't going to happen. My femininity is not threatened by anyone. Let alone transwomen.
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>>7913874
>And then they say that the only difference between us and them is periods. Like that just goes to show how they're crossdressing men - not women.

Isn't this kind of a catch-22 tho? "Accept that you're different from us, and if you don't, it's obviously because you're different from us!"
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>>7913875
>Think of your current girlfriend or ex. Imagine they were born bio male but kept their personality, and current cognition. That is essentially being trans.
Do they really have the same personality and cognition as us though?

>Because they are such a minority it actually DOES make more sense for them to use women's spaces as again they are women. Just not cis women.
Those spaces are cus women's spaces. They were made for us. Why can't trans women get their own spaces and use the spaces created for them as males and spaces that are for everybody, instead of demanding ours?
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I should add that I don't take non-binary people seriously. I will call them whatever to be polite and even mentally associate them with that inbetween zone. They are still people and if they aren't cunts I will respect them.

But as a concept I don't think non binary is legit. And When it comes to women's spaces I don't think they really have a place there because they have said they are neither male or female. (Most of the non binary people I meet are heavy fem leaning anyway, but just don't want to commit or something...)

Can't have your cake and eat it too.
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>>7913889
It's that they dismiss that the only thing women have to deal with is periods. That's exactly the kind of shit men think. That's exactly what they think as men. And they imagine life as a woman to be all fun dress up and winged eyeliner. They need to fuck off.

>>7913875
But here Riley J Dennis is. So everyone else doesn't matter. We can complain here if we fucking want go kill yourself.
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Don't discuss trans people here, if you say the word, they will come upon this general like the biblical plagues came upon Egypt.
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>>7913909

>Do they really have the same personality and cognition as us though?

I mean I don't think it is easy to make a sweeping statement about any group, no matter what it is. Like take the lesbians here, we likely all have pretty different personalities from each other, but we are all lesbian women.

I think we all have a common thread, and I think that some trans women are more similar to us than different. I have met at least one trans-women who is more traditionally fem than me. (almost too much) like she basically only wears dresses/skirts, and heels. Constantly on point makeup and hair. She was really well off though. Like most of her shit was way nicer than mine. I never go in for brand names purses and junk like that though. My gf and I pretty much thrift for most of our clothes outside of Christmas time.

Even physical stuff aside she just carries her self super fem.

I have also met a trans women that were a lot harder to tell apart from men/butch folks. I think in most cases there is just such a knowledge gap from lived experiences and things their moms/female friends never taught them, it makes them seem more alien than they are.

> Why can't trans women get their own spaces and use the spaces created for them as males and spaces that are for everybody, instead of demanding ours?

Lets get real about this. How many of the people on this board really use women's shelters/spaces on the regular? We can agree we represent a bigger population than the trans people. In any given area (non major city) you might have like 3 trans women. They won't be spending every waking moment there.

I just see it as a non issue. Like if the place was full to capacity then sure cis women first. But as long as no one is taking away something from someone else I see no real harm in it.

It is like saying black women should not use spaces made for general women. They have their own spaces right?! Why should they take up the ones for the general female population. :p
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>>7913770
>They also have fistfights in the locker room, though the girls had that too.

Wew, all we ever did was talk about boobies.
That reminds me of that one time in the locker rooms during Highschool.

>school has huge gym
>3 different groups end up having PE at the same time, we're all in the same locker
>mostly guys in my PE group, kinda gotten used to no one else in the girl's locker
>everyone knows I'm gay, trying to focus on myself as to not make anyone uncomfortable
>crush is also in the same locker, undressing right in front of me
>"d-don't stare Anon, you can do it"
>few weeks later, we somewho start talking about bodies again, she says mine looks really nice
>"But Crush, you don't know what my body looks like naked"
>"Yeah? Don't forget we've been in the locker together once"
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>>7913939
Yeah this might be the easiest route. Sorry I fell for the bait. >>7913725


>>7913918
>Riley J Dennis
Also had to google. Cringey.
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>>7913980
I bet that did you in.

>tfw crush once told me she liked how my boobs looked although hers were noticeably bigger
I could feel myself melting
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>>7913875
>Womanhood is not a feeling. No one is saying it is.
You literally are all the time? A dmab person can have a beard and no hrt/srs and say "I'm a woman because I feel like one that's how I express myself." You have reduced being female to nothing but something you feel.

>No one is stopping us from talking about our experiences though.
>Stop drawing uterus's in pro-choice protests!
>Being a lesbian doesn't mean not liking dick!
>I'm a woman because [insert oppressive expectation women fight hard to tear down] and if you argue with that you're a nasty TERF I hope you get raped.

>This is conflicting. Or rather one negates the other.
What I mean is trans people should be allowed to exist and express themselves how they want but it does not mean they can equate their experience to cis women experience and womanhood does not exist without cis women. They cannot claim they cis women don't get to be the deciding factor of womanhood when we are they very thing they seek to imitate.

>There isn't really any transwomen spaces.
That is a trans women issue that trans women should seek to solve instead of putting cis women in danger by loosening the laws and allowing potentially violent men who can claim to be trans into womens safe spaces.

>I can promise you trans women will not take anything away from cis women.
They already have. I can't talk about my body without being labeled cissexist. I am no longer a woman, I am a "uterus haver" or a "bra wearer" or a "person that has a period" - trans politics has reduced me to organs and bodily functions and what I wear.
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>>7913967
Um. It's called vocal minority overtaking the majority. You do realize that the lesbian identity has shrunk? Because women are too afraid of offending the 1 tranner in the city? Tranners are destroying the lesbian community and it's time we put a stop to it. I can say women have vaginas and not be yelled at for transphobia. I can say black women are black without being called a racist. You dumb as fuck sjws confuse issues. Hate is wrong but that's on both sides. Tranners hating us for not wanting their screeching in our ears is bad. But you don't see us telling people to kill tranners. You see tranners and sjws calling for the death of us "radical feminists".
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>>7914003
>I am no longer a woman, I am a "uterus haver" or a "bra wearer" or a "person that has a period" - trans politics has reduced me to organs and bodily functions and what I wear.

No, you are a woman, and nobody has told you otherwise. I'm starting to get concerned that you're really down about yourself because of this, or not exactly down on yourself, but actually upset about this to the point where it distresses you even when you're not talking about it online, if that makes sense.

Anyway, you ARE a woman, and yeah you're also those other things, technically. I'm also a "bra wearer", but that doesn't define who I am, and that doesn't define womanhood any more than "winged eyeliner" or having periods or anything else that is solely material and boils women down to body parts and clothing, like you said. You may think that SJWs have reduced being female to "nothing but something you feel", but please don't reduce womanhood to nothing but what's on the outside either, and don't let other people make you feel that way.
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>>7914010
Your use of language alone here, says a lot about who is hating who.

>>7914003
> I am no longer a woman
Anyone who tried to pull that shit would be way out of line and you know it.(If they have I also apologize to you for whoever they are) Maybe I don't talk to the same people as you, but that is some horseshit.

>Being a lesbian doesn't mean not liking dick!

I have heard this around here before too. If you aren't into dick, and people who have dicks no one has any right to complain. Trans or otherwise. That isn't being transphobic and to hell with idiots who say it is.

It is not discriminatory it is a preference that you are totally valid in having. I like vaginas. I don't want to date anyone who doesn't have one.

I haven't encountered a surgically made vagina in the wild and given my current steady relationship I doubt I will. That being said, I would still check it out, and make my mind up for myself instead of boycotting it on principal.

What I see in a lot of these responses is people repressing themselves when there isn't really an issue.

>Stop drawing uterus's in pro-choice protests!

That isn't trans exclusionary or anything. Pro choice is about abortions. People without wombs/uterus's can't have babies. Thus it is irrelevant to them. Trans men sometimes still opt to keep the womb, and have babies too so I can't see it effecting them either.

Maybe it would be different if you had a sign that said "Wombs = women" But then you would be the one reducing what womanhood is.
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>>7912000
>>Played soccer in middle school
>>Everyone showered in stalls or together
>>No biggie whatever
>>A little shy since I was self conscious being the smallest
>>Childhood friend on my team runs into my stall while I'm washing my hair
>>Wipe shampoo from my eyes
>>Friend just giggled and honked my boobs
>>We laughed and she made me hitch over so she could wash herself
>>Became a common thing she'd shower with me after a game since we were small and both of us could easily share a stall
>>Teammates didn't seem to care and we only had 4 stalls for 12 girls
>>Noticed one day that I was late coming back and there were 2 stalls open
>>Friend still went into my stall with me
>>Huh..
>>Showed up late again on purpose
>>She still came into mine even though others were available
>>That summer turning into a freshman I went to a party
>>Got drunk as fuck at a party
>>She kept kissing me and trying to makeout with me
>>Got pulled into a back room by her and pulled onto a matress
>>Thought she was helping me find a place to sleep it off
>>Nope
>>She raped me
>>Kept waking up to her doing shit to me like kissing me or fingering me then blacking out again
>>Woke up without pants on next to her and another girl
>>Got up and wobbled to the bathroom
>>Looked in the mirror
>>Covered in hickies from my thighs to my neck
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>>7914130
>she raped me
Uh. Like...horrible rape or kinda-hot rape?
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>>7914061
It IS distressing outside of online, I am a nonconforming lesbian woman and I feel like I have no claim to my gender and am not allowed any authority on what defines my gender despite BEING my gender.

Womanhood is nothing but the body I was born in and the way the world treated me because of it. That is all it is to me, and that is what misogyny is rooted in. My body. But my body is no longer a woman, so what is a woman? How do I "feel" like a woman when I am only a woman because of the body I was born in?

>>7914103
Are you a trans woman? If you are not everyone in your community is as sensible about the things you're saying.
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>>7914130
Don't know whether I should think about this as a cute or a rather disturbing story
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>>7913999
I definitely didn't expect her to be the one to perv on me whilst changing.

>tfw Crush always had big boobs but they grew to proper cow tit size when she took some meds for a while
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>>7914146
>>7914177

If her friend is doing that shit to her while she's blackout fucked up, I think it's the more horrible kind of rape?
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>>7914061
>>7914103
>tranners make themselves hated as usual
Wew. Gotta hand it to those men. They make being unlikable a talent.
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>>7914189
I've never had something like that happen to me but I kinda imagine it hot if she's cute. But maybe I'm just fucked up.
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>>7914200
I had the same thoughts anon, I'm just gonna go with "I'm fucked up."
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Well it's a common dream to be raped by a cute girl.
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>>7914218
Definitely is for me.
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>>7914170
>Womanhood is nothing but the body I was born in and the way the world treated me because of it. That is all it is to me, and that is what misogyny is rooted in. My body. But my body is no longer a woman, so what is a woman? How do I "feel" like a woman when I am only a woman because of the body I was born in?

I can understand why you're starting to feel this way, but I disagree that misogyny is solely rooted in sex, or that womanhood is only defined by our bodies. In the latter case, that would be kind of a soulless world to live in, where the only feelings about your gender are the ones you were forced to have by society, and the only role you have is the one you were thrust into. If your feelings about womanhood are solely negative, I would probably talk about that with someone.
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>>7914281
Shut the fuck up tranner. If we wanted you input we'd go ask for it. We don't go to your threads telling you what a woman should be or about misogyny. Don't come to our threads to do your mansplaining.
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>>7914281
>the only role you have is the one you were thrust into
Newsflash: THAT IS GENDER and expectation of women were based on our bodies through the lens of men.

>If your feelings about womanhood are solely negative
Hey guess what? They are, women are oppressed. Despite that I am proud to be a woman despite how my identity is constantly policed by dmab people, because I am proud to be an example of a woman living as a human being that doesn't feel pressured to shave or be generally feminine.
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>>7913967
>Like take the lesbians here, we likely all have pretty different personalities from each other, but we are all lesbian women.
Yes, we all have common experiences as women. Unlike trans women.

>I think that some trans women are more similar to us than different. I have met at least one trans-women who is more traditionally fem than me. (almost too much) like she basically only wears dresses/skirts, and heels. Constantly on point makeup and hair.
Reducing womanhood to clothes, shoes, makeup and hair is typical trans thinking.

>In any given area (non major city) you might have like 3 trans women. They won't be spending every waking moment there.
The big problem is when they start speaking for "women", i.e. us.

>Like if the place was full to capacity then sure cis women first. But as long as no one is taking away something from someone else I see no real harm in it.
Couldn't you say the same about giving women's facilities to men too? But you're admitting trans women shouldn't get full access as women, just "spare" space when the women it was intended for don't need it.

>It is like saying black women should not use spaces made for general women. They have their own spaces right?!
There aren't spaces for black women and women's spaces were made for women of all races, not all sexes.
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>>7914218
>>7914130
From the sounds here they were unconscious for it though. I think that makes it a lot more rape-y.

>You're not enjoying it, they are enjoying you.
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>tfw someone mentions trannies and ruins the thread for everyone
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>>7914348
Take my body. Qt female rapist

>>7914353
No surprise. Men are always lurking this thread. I think that person should have recognized the other thread is for talking to tranners. This one isnt. But tranners, will invade because men are easily offended.
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Don't know if anyone remembers, but I'm that anon with anxiety problems and depression.

>saw shrink and she prescribed me meds
>been a near crippled mess
>beggining to fail uni classes
>cry often, see no meaning in living
>spend time at home curled up listening to orchestras
And now to top it off, my stupid brain suddenly finds itself "in love" again with a past crush from my 1st year of uni, probably only trying to desperately find comfort in this void of nothingness that I've been suffering through, making me think I actually feel something meaningful for someone.

It's gotten to the point that she's become a near onitis, and the saddest thing is that I know I'll never have her.
I probably would never able to accept any other girl, and I've barely talked with this one.

I just stare at how pretty and wonderful she looks from afar, thinking how she's probably dating a guy and would never take me, a clueless depressed sack of would-be hopes and dreams.
Don't know how to cope, so I just spend my time drawing portraits of her like a sap.

mock me lesgen
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>>7914406
How long does a drawing like that take? How long have you been learning to draw to get that good? It's nice.
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>>7914353
Sorry I just wanted some comfort from women feeling the same.

I'm just realizing that cis men got to decide what gender was and cis women were never given that opportunity and now I feel like we never will.
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>>7914328
>Despite that I am proud to be a woman despite how my identity is constantly policed by dmab people, because I am proud to be an example of a woman living as a human being that doesn't feel pressured to shave or be generally feminine.

Well see, this is what I would call positive feelings, or these are some positive feelings that I also have. But maybe they aren't exactly positive because they can't really be divorced from our misogynistic society...

But it's weird, because I think I also have other positive experiences in common with my cis friends, because of the fact that we're women, but maybe that's also just camaraderie based on shared negative experiences that we have to deal with? So it's not truly positive either? It's hard to know, I feel like my life would be a lot emptier without that "feeling of camaraderie" with cis women, but I don't really know why or where it comes from. It's difficult for me to imagine a society without gender, even though we all wish for a society without misogyny.

I'm sorry if I made it sound like you had no reason to feel negative about womanhood, that's obviously not true, I guess I'm just more optimistic about it, so I automatically try to encourage people and cheer them up when they seem sad about gender.
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>>7914406
>I'm that anon with anxiety problems and depression.
That is literally every anon in this thread, bby.

Also, cute drawing desu.
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>>7914420
About 15min on average.
I've been drawing "seriously" since about 10 or 11 (am 20). Stopped drawing regularly in high school due to lack of time, even now I don't draw as much.

This one didn't turn out too good though, I kept erasing stuff out cause I couldn't get her literal goddess face angles right.
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>>7914436
WILL YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF PLEASE OH MY GOD WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR WALLS OF TEXT ARE UNWANTED YOU'RE TAKING UP SPACE THIS THREAD IS MEANT FOR FEMALES WITH FEMALE BODIES JUST FUCKING LEAVE I'M GOING TO SHOOT ALL OF YOU FUCKING FREAKS
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>>7914436
>I feel like my life would be a lot emptier without that "feeling of camaraderie" with cis women,
now you know why mtfs are sad.
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>>7914436
Thanks for being able to talk about this sensibly at least.

I'm not this person
>>7914455
Chill.
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>>7914469
Next time. Go to the stupid tranner lesgen. Instead of smearing your shit here you fucking fat retard.
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>>7914311
>We don't go to your threads telling you what a woman should be or about misogyny

Except I see posts from people claiming to be cis women shitting on trans people in tons of threads on this board. Not even ones about trans people. It's like your going out of your way to try and safeguard womanhood from everyone else.

Please don't help make "Fragile Femininity" is become a thing.

Its like you feel like if others are called women too you won't be special any more. Meanwhile you preach hatred unprovoked, and largely unreproached.

Trans women aren't running around calling cis lesbians dykes, or talking trash about them.

They are reactivity calling people "TERF" and stuff like that when people exclude them as women from things. Like it or not transwomen do exist. They are women, just like you are.

You make out like womanhood is something that is a prize to be doled out at your discretion. It isn't. It is a state of being.

They exist, you exist, get over it. They want to be taken seriously just like you do. They don't want to be raped, assaulted, and have their rights as women taken away. You want the same thing.

Instead of seeing them as allies your making them out to be enemies because you are still seeing them as men.

The hate is all yours. Never mistake that.

>>7914170
>Are you a trans woman? If you are not everyone in your community is as sensible about the things you're saying.

I am. I usually don't post here out of respect of the line in the sand, and just read the cute stories. I make exceptions some times when someone is feeling down, to help cheer them up, and occasionally to speak some neutral truths from the otherside.

I know no community is 100% unified, but I do see a middle ground, and I do think we can get there and fly the same flag.

I spend so much time in other trans threads trying to knock some sense into trans and cis people it is mind boggling.
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>>7914406
Those are some nice fingers you got there anon. I want to feel them inside me. I can help you forget about your onitis and make you find meaning in life again.
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>>7914483
Fuck off tranner. She-males are subhuman. You are subhuman. She-males will NEVER be women, and neither will you!

If I ever find out the "girl" I was dating is a man I'd shoot him and say he raped me! (He did, in a way.)
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>>7914497
Thanks anon, I actually take some pride in how long and slender my fingers are (won the lottery for a lesbian I guess).

But you're still not her ;_;
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>>7914406
This is cute! Are you the same person as >>7911264
It seems like a different style? But nice to know we have some artsy ladies on /board/

As for advice, I personally avoid anti depressants. The one time I was prescribed them I didn't even finish the full dose.

Try and figure out what things in life might be causing the depression and work on them little by little or with help!

>onitis
I had this with a close friend Layla... We grew up together and even had a fling, but I always considered her the love of my life. You will move on! I believe in you, there are so many amazing women out there, maybe even some on this board might click with you.

>she's probably dating a guy
Layla was bi too. She ended up marrying a guy but I think it is possible she could have ended up with a girl if things went differently.

The key here is stop worrying about who they are getting with and start focusing on yourself and finding someone for you to get with ! :D

(also using her as a muse is not a bad thing! )
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>>7914497
Nobody is putting anything in your mutilated penis Matt.
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>>7914497
kys you freak. go be creepy in your own subhuman tranner threads.
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>>7914483
Uh. This board is lgbt. Threads called cis lesbian general are not lgbt they are L. Not LT, just L. Threads not specifying this are a free for all. Your "mtfg" should be free for you all to speak your minds without cis women attacking you for saying things. But you don't give us the same respect? I am disgusted by you. Honestly. Everything is you being the victim. Real women have nothing thanks to men, crossdressing men included. I'm happy the next generation isn't accepting of your bullshit. Whatever funding I have to do to see tranners excluded, misgendered, whatever. I will fund it. Whatever laws keep you as unacceptable, whatever measures make sure you stay viewed as men in this society. Thanks for giving me this newfound motivation. Time to spread the news of the tranners who rape women. This is gonna be good
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>>7914510
This is why why everyone hates lesbos and switches lgbt to GLBT, gays dont act this way to trans men, typical female superiority complex and victim hood.
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>>7914539
>Everything is you being the victim. Real women have nothing thanks to men
Cis women are the most privileged people on the planet, entirely thanks to men. You never show any gratitude, only false victimhood while oppressing anyone who dares step above their station and try to escape being your male servants.
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>>7914554
Shut the fuck up and quit mansplaining you piece of shit. I voted Trump because I wanted filth like you executed.
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>>7914554
>>7914562
>men still not learning to fuck off
If we have such female privilege you'd think we could get a thread without men attacking us. It's because we're sooooo privileged that women are treated like this.
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>>7914562
>You never show any gratitude
Gratitude for what? Getting raped through deception? Men like you dressing up as women and doing their best to make us second class citizens? Men like you trying to erase all our spaces from existence?

Go be in your own tranner threads where you discuss creeping on us in bathroom. WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE.
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>>7914554
It isn't even all of us. Frankly there is this one nut job who just lives to freak the fuck out. She also "same-fags" a lot, and has some easy to spot ticks.

She should just start using a trip because her posts are so obvious to anyone who actually posts here regularly.


>>7914510
>>7914455
>>7914311
>>7914195
>>7914010
>>7913217 *possibly*
>>7911228
>>7911006
>>7910864
>>7910761
>>7914530
>>7914539
>>7914537
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>>7914564
>quit mansplaining
>I voted Trump

Wtf
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Thread ruined, just like I said, plagues on Egypt, locusts and disease and the killing of first born sons. I'm gonna go back to shitposting on /v/
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>>7914564

>>7914578
> Too dense to spot the cis gay man posting in your thread. You think everyone is trans don't you?
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>>7914579
>all of us
Uh buddy if you're not cis you can't talk for any of us. If you're not a gold star lesbian you definitely shouldn't be representing "us".
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>>7914579
Fuck off, Matt. You're clearly delusional. Any sane person hates tranners, it isn't just one of us.

>>7914590
>gay man
>tranner

What's the difference? You're both disgusting AIDS-ridden male filth.
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>>7914526
nope, different artist, but good to know there's talent in here.
Antidepressants so far seem to have made things better, I was completely hopeless before. Panic attacks have also toned down a lot.
I'm pretty sure this is something that has been building up throughout the years, and now got so bad that I really can't do this alone. It just erupted. We'll see how things look like a month from now.

>You will move on!
I guess I have to, but man... she's just so elegant and chic, smart and hardworking. She actually has passions and standards.
Her gaze is so piercing you'd feel your stomach turn if you were to look directly into her eyes. And her lips look so damn kissable. I love how her chin is small and curvy.
A month ago I'd be calling her a stuck up snob, what the hell brain.

I'd just really like to know, at the very least, bit by bit, what she thinks of me.

Thanks a lot for your words of support anon, I'll try to believe that everything will figure itself out.
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>>7914590
How can you tell he's a cis gay man?
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>>7914583
People can say what you want, but the other thread has so much less drama.

>>7866127
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>>7914607
*she

Not everyone here is male, tranner.
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>>7914554
>gays dont act this way to trans men
hahahahahahaaha no.
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>>7914564
>Implying Trump is anti gay etc.
> says quit mansplaining which is femmist bs.

> voted for trump even tho all of femmism hates him.

Where are from really pol or kiwi farms?
You cunts are always trying to pretend to be trans in lesgen and terfs in mtfgen to start problems.
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>>7914609
Tranners come here to shit post. Why would I go there to be "cool" with them. I hate them. I don't want to talk to men I want to talk to women.
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>>7914600
So, two people then.
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>>7914609
Probably because the samefagger doesn't have the excuse of the thread title to throw a shitfit every time she gets triggered.
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>>7914626
Shut the fuck up tranner.
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>>7914631
Please go to the other thread. You're obviously not lesbian.
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Thank goodness that fatass decided to bring up the cancer. Turn on your filters. Hide and ignore all the tranners.
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>>7914636
This. We don't want you here.
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>>7914636
I will third that. I just want a chill thread here.
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why do you think trannies are menacing, lmao grow some confidence gals
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>>7914704
Fuck off tranner. This thread isn't for men.
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>tranner
I would add this word to your filters too just to ignore this insecure loon's ravings.
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>>7914726
Shut the fuck up. You aren't fooling anyone.
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>>7914715
you're the problem, sis
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>girlfriends apartment burned up

life is wild today

she's ok, gonna get some of her shit and put it at her moms then sleep at my place for a while
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>>7914738
I'm not your 'sis'. Go back to the threads dedicated to your mental illness.
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>>7914729
Good advice I am going to filter that person and move on with my life.

Make sure not to reply directly to anything they say, they will go back to /pol/ eventually.
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>>7914742
How'd that happen?
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>>7914742
Perfect opportunity to comfort her while she's possibly depressed.
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>take a nap and the thread goes to shit
like my sister's kids, leave them alone for a second and they trash everything
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>>7914841
I hope you learned your lesson: Don't ever take naps again.
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>>7914890
Kill all y chromosomes is our only solution
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>>7914913
if only babies weren't so damned adorable, we'd have done it years ago
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>>7914942
We can start phasing them out. As soon as they hit age 12 we sacrifice them to the goddess as payment for their sins of birth. 12 year old girls are moved on to the grooming phase of their life.
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>>7914942
>thinking people give a shit about babies
You do know circumcision still happens?
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>>7915072
>paying for an unnecessary medical procedure
The jews have got it all backwards
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>>7915072
>It's another male crying about his weiner edition
Jesus christ. This is cis lesbian general. We couldn't give less of a shit about your "menemist" problems. I wish doctors would just cut the whole thing off for you, maybe you guys would learn to chill out.
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>tfw playing vidya but still crying over a qt

What is this, vidya is supposed to be my distraction.
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I want friends to play vidya and drink alcohol with
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>>7915366
What vidya? You probably need to play an intense mp game to provide a bigger distraction.
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>>7915430
Devil May Cry.
I dislike MP games, so that's hardly an option. Usually my Single-Player content is sufficient distraction material.
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>watching beauty guru shit
>hear one talking about the benefits of snail slime
>…it's just mucus right?
>pussy juice is basically mucus
>some women put semen on their face and claim it helps their skin
>what if I did it with pussy juice
>mfw I'm sitting here contemplating putting pussy juice on my face

why am I like this
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>>7915494
why does this sound totally retarded and ingenious at the same time?
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>>7915494
Well because the vagina is made of good probiotics, having a diet of pussy can be healthy. But as a skincare regiment not much is known. We had best find out ourselves. It's for science after all.
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>tfw fell in love with a degenerate biscum
It's not always that I like someone, but when I do, it's always some degenerate party bitch. Damn, will do what I always do, repress these feelings.
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>>7915494
>>pussy juice is basically mucus
plus a complicated flora of bacteria
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>>7914796
still don't fully know. basic suspect is sudden heatwave or shit electrics

>>7914816
heeeeey

her place was relatively unscathed though shit smells like smoke and they're gonna have to fix the whole building so she's out
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>>7915456
Maybe try something new? Something that really holds your attention like a horror game. Try Outlast or something.

I always checked out other girls in the changing rooms even though i hated most of them. Actually met my ex in the changing room when our years we're sharing the gym for a period.
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>>7915494
I legit use snail slime and that shit works and my lips eat out and are smooth af.
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>>7915721
Did you start talking by complementing each other?

>>7915758
I don't think I could stand to put slime on my face, especially if I see the snail it's from.
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>>7915559
>totally retarded and ingenious at the same time

Because I'm both retarded and ingenious at the same time.

>>7915620
Well if it's for science…

>>7915638
Gross. I'm down.

>>7915758
Maybe that's why my lips are chapped.
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>>7915805
Idk why this 92 snail cream from cosrx is so good but it just really fucking is. I hate to shill but goddamn bitches if ya'll got kinda combo skin that could do with some solid moisturizer that will sink in without fucking up your pores try that shit.

>>7915830
I'm just saying dry lips are a sign of dehydration and getting some can only help
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>>7915129
Come on...

How would you like female circumcision?
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I want daemonettes to leave
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>>7915805
Nah, she sat next to me and I started hitting on her as a joke. I did this a lot, trying to intimidate younger girls for fun but this one actually played along and we started a thing whenever we walked past each other in school we'd try poke the other in the ribs or flick her skirt. Sort of a mutual frenemy bullying for fun. Eventually we just started hanging out and then dating in secret.

I miss her so much ;_;
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>>7916011
qt. why did you split up?
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>>7916026

We dated for four years, lived together and everything. Then one day she said she was going to the UK for a family thing and then she never came back. I got an email from her explaining she didn't want to be gay and had to get away from me or else she always would be. She loved me but couldn't be with me blah blah.

I think she just wanted a life I couldn't give her, which I always knew. She'd had issues with everything for a while so I wasn't completely surprised she left. The way she did it really hurt though and i was kind of fucked up for a while. Considered suicide, drank too much, got really reckless with myself. Eventually I pulled myself together and I'm mostly alright now, but i still think about her a lot.
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>>7916082
christ
I broke up with mine because she got punchy
at least she didn't rip my guts out like that

although packing my shit and moving out of state with not even a note like I did may have ripped hers out
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>>7916082
>I think she just wanted a life I couldn't give her
being straight or what? wonder how she managed not being gay.

pretty callous to leave and then break up by email without seeing you again. did you email her back?
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>When you vibe with a qt chick but its just another couple looking for a girl for a threesome
rEeEeEeEEEEe
Match apps/sites should have a threesome option
Every fucking time
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>>7916132
hetero couple?
gross

lesbian couple?
the fuck you bitching about
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>>7916132
damn she picked the right girl too... too bad she's probably just a bislut unless >lesbian couple
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>>7916098
>Got punchy
Damn, that's a good reason to leave. I hope you ripped her guts out. Sounds like she deserved it.

>>7916099
I don't fucking know. Probably. Get married, have kids, make her parents proud. I always felt like she was straight anyway, I was just the massive exception that wouldn't let her go. So she cut ties and ditched me :(
I haven't spoken to her since. I was too torn up to reply for a while and it just feels weird now. I miss her but i don't want to see her. I turned down a trip to London last year because i was worried I'd run into her.
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>>7916137
>>7916147
Hetero couple
SoCal fucking sucks its all hetero couples looking for a threesome
I got to be in NY for three fucking days and after I leave I get messages from actually chill hot chicks and two les couples after im 3000 fucking miles away already
pic very related
Take me out of this dating shithole
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I was browsing deviantart, clicked "photography" and suddenly many pictures of women in underwear or naked (even though I deactivated the r-18). Well, I can't really complain. I mean, the only problem is that some of those girls looked underage. I'm fine with the occasional yuri loli NSFW, but real underage girls in NSFW situations is just creepy.
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>>7916183
The one time I went to NY I got laid first day in. That city is lesbian as fuck somehow. It's amazing.
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>>7914942
Babies aren't adorable at all, they are ugly as fuck. I prefer puppies, cubs or kittens
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>>7916198
God fucking dammit dude I've been there in the summer and the winter it fucking sucks compared to SoCal, but the quality of women there is so much fucking higher it infuriates me.
W H Y
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>lesbians normies

reeeeeee
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>>7916180
>she deserved it
yeah she did, shit I had a black eye for almost a month
I miss her in my weaker moments
>>7916208
>Babies aren't adorable at all
they are after they're around two or three years old and do more than scream, shit, and sleep
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>>7916180
>I always felt like she was straight anyway, I was just the massive exception that wouldn't let her go.
what's the deal with girls like this! are they bi or just straight but confused friendship with romance or what?

>I turned down a trip to London last year because i was worried I'd run into her.
london is huge, there would have been no risk of that...
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>>7916220
>they are after they're around two or three years old

Nah, they really aren't. I want to drop them from the second floor.
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is it a common thing for lesbians to tell straight guys how gay they are
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>>7916183
I need to try tinder. It looks like fun and should make up for my complete lack of gaydar.

>>7916220
If someone gave me a black eye I'd want to break their arms. I'm trying to find a local krav maga class but the only place near me is waiting for more interest before they start.

>>7916223
I think that might be what happened. I met her when she was pretty young so i think i influenced her away from her own nature if you believe in that sort of thing. We were really close friends before we started living together so maybe she just looked up to me? I don't know. I've thought about it a lot and can't really reach a solid conclusion.
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>>7916250
I understand the impulse
but I disagree, I'm biased as all fuck tho
helped raise my siblings and spoil their kids rotten
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>>7916257
It's a preemptive defense, you need to be as obviously gay as possible to stop a straight man, and even then, might not work.
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>>7916211
yeah that's the same shit I got against it. NY seem higher quality women but fuck that weather and small apartment w high rent life.
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>>7916266
>We were really close friends before we started living together so maybe she just looked up to me?
this can definitely happen. some of my confusion over my sexuality was thanks to being 'attracted' to a guy friend like this. but it didn't go as far as dating for us.
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>>7916276
no its just my sister and her friends since ive been young always try to call me gay probably because they think its funny
i dont really come off as a fag at all, always wondered why they did it
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>>7916279
>small apartment w high rent
its why I'm saving up to buy pic related
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>>7916323
You're going to drive around the states visiting all our kissless virgin sisters?
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>>7916276
I don't use it as a defense. I want them to know I'm turning them down for their personality and it has nothing to do with me - everything to do with them. Small revenge for all the times chicks are blamed for not being available.

>>7915930
Since Muslims remove the entire clitoris - not just the skin - for the sole purpose of eliminating sexual pleasure, female genital mutilation is much worse than what you get.
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>>7916349
only if they chip in for gas
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>>7916323
but nobody drives in ny, too much traffic
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Where is my Queens girl? Let me orgasm to that accent
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>>7916353
>Since Muslims remove the entire clitoris - not just the skin -
Actually most female circumcision is the direct equivalent, just the skin.

>for the sole purpose of eliminating sexual pleasure, female genital mutilation is much worse than what you get.
The purpose is the same.
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>>7916400
>Procedures differ according to the country or ethnic group. They include removal of the clitoral hood and clitoral glans; removal of the inner labia; and removal of the inner and outer labia and closure of the vulva. In this last procedure (known as infibulation), a small hole is left for the passage of urine and menstrual fluid; the vagina is opened for intercourse and opened further for childbirth.
>The health effects depend on the procedure; they can include recurrent infections, difficulty urinating and passing menstrual flow, chronic pain, the development of cysts, an inability to get pregnant, complications during childbirth, and fatal bleeding.

Um. You don't have a vagina I'm guessing. You have no idea what a clitoris is or the clitoral hood or what that feels like. But to make it clear to you it's basically if we took off your whole wiener and left a hole for you to pee through. Then the hole is cut open later for you to push a baby through.

So no, they are not the same.
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I want to have a girlfriend, but I'm too mentally ill. I work full time, I take my meds, I'm responsible. I don't drink or smoke. Fuck my life. All women want to do is fuck me. That's it. Nobody wants to fall in love anymore or wants anything meaningful.
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>>7916427
Get an internet gf. There's plenty available here.
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>>7916427
I feel the same way.
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>>7916421
Generally Africa only removes the hood. Anything more severe is a minority form only practiced in some Muslim countries.

I don't know where you got that quote or the idea that the worse forms are more common, which isn't even in your quote.

The purpose is exactly the same, eliminating sexual pleasure.
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>>7916455
>only removes the hood
Do you fucking think those African countries know how to perform surgery? Do you understand how many nerves and how much tissue is involved in the clitoral hood? You obviously don't. Do you want me to use one of your braindead "wah wah circumcision is terrible im a male who has nothing to complain about so i'll commit all my time to this" sites?

>Healing from typical male circumcision, especially a newborn circumcision, can take just a few days to a week or so. Even healing a male circumcision on a teenager or adult takes up to two months. In contrast, a typical female circumcision, even on a newborn, can take months to heal, and often the damage from the circumcision never really heals, leaving many women with numerous medical problems that can last a lifetime. Especially after an infibulation, and because a female circumciser often uses instruments and techniques that result in jagged cuts, a female can experience serious urinary problems, including more frequent urinary tract infections that lead to kidney infections and kidney failure. This is in stark contrast to circumcised males, who will experience far fewer urinary tract infections
>To sum up this difference: in a male circumcision, part or all of his foreskin is removed during circumcision, and often part or all of the tissue (frenulum) connecting the foreskin to the penis is removed. In a female circumcision, only the hood of the clitoris may be removed, but usually the entire clitoris is removed, and the outer and inner vulva are removed too, leaving too small a hole, a huge number of stitches, and much pain and medical complications during recovery and even the rest of the female’s life, especially during childbirth.

Cut off the entire head of your tiny prick off with a piece of glass (which is used in those communities) and you can begin to understand the difference.
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>>7916082
I would fucking die.
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>>7916504
Which site are these pro-mutilation quotes from?
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>>7916421
Men always think their circumcision is worse than FGM.
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>>7916520
http://thecircumcisiondecision.com/

My plan is to just kill off all the males. That way they wouldn't be whining all damn day.
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>>7916542
I think they're just complaining that it happens and no one but them seems to give a shit. FGM doesn't happen in the West outside of foreign cultural enclaves, so it's something men can complain about that feminists can't.
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I want a girlfriend, but I don't really have time to date, and I also don't have access to a bustling lesbian community. Fuck.
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>>7916665
Start with OKcupid.
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Why does it seem like I'm the only gay woman with a dragon fetish?
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>>7916691
Already done that. No one's nearby.
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>>7916712
Do you really think that is the kind of thing people open with? I am sure if you got to know a ton of people one of them might share your interest, but I will be tricky to find.

You could volunteer first by wearing a "I have a dragon" fetish T-Shirt or something. Then it gives them a chance to come up to you and say, "I have that too!"
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>>7916712
I like dragons. I'm also into furries. I'd talk about my favorite type of porn, but I'd get yelled at for not being trules probably.
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>>7916743
I have told a lot of women who I have been interested in that I have a thing for dragons and none of them feel the same way. All I want is for one women to dress up as a dragon, tie me up, and force me to eat her out. Why is this too much to ask for?
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>>7916712
I hope you are. Dragons are for badassery and fight, not for sex.

Better just have a lesbian with a pet dragon
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>>7916712
The maid dragon girl is a lesbian
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>>7916758
>not for sex.
But they have vaginas and powerful bodies
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Yiff in hell! I curse you to never get a girlfriend you vile freak!!
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>>7916860
>implying being cursed with that will change my life at all
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What's a healthy way coping with long-term singledom life. How can expend my energy that I would of wasted my undying love for someone else on.

No I don't want a waifu, don't give a shit about anime, no manga, no video games, no drugs or alcohol either.
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>>7916757
Find somone who really loves you, they will do it just to satisfy your kink.
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>>7916938
Make art. Channel your lonesome into making cute femme couples. The world demands it. once you get good you can make money on the side too!
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Another "hetero couple looking for a third"
This has to be the fifth time in a row this is fucking pissing me off
Why are all the good looking ones just looking for a threesome
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>>7917140
Because the pretty lesbians are almost definitely already dating some lucky girl. Some lucky girl that wound up smarter, wittier, sexier, and richer than you - with good future prospects towards marriage and a dog.
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>>7917184
Pretty much desu
Whens it my turn I'm cute and take care of myself very well and have a cat
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>>7917140
>tfw on east coast
>literally no asian lesbians
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>>7917194
I literally just moved from the east coast and of the lesbians I knew there three were Asian. I was in Canada though. They were also all dating somrone at the time ><

>>7917191
hang in there!

>>7917140
I have been trying to make lesbian/queer femme friends on the west coast and the only really decent one I have met is bi, but said she was also seeking a girl because she is in an open relationship.
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>>7917235
>queer
Let me warn everyone ahead of time, if she self-identifies as "queer" she is certified crazy.
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>>7917246
>queer

There are some oddballs for sure, but I just wanted to dodge the basic bitches whining about their boyfriends being shit etc. I grew up in a small town where basically all my friends were straight so I am just tried of dealing with that drama, when I can't really relate.

Trying something different this time around.
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>tfw still drunkingly crying over someone who broke up with you 5 months ago
when does it end? I just want to feel loved by someone
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>>7917290
when you replace her with something or someone else
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>>7917402
this pretty much desu
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>>7917402
>>7917424
is it silly that I used her to get over another girl and ended up falling in lo e but can't/don't know where to find someone else to fall in love with?
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>>7914483
>Its like you feel like if others are called women too you won't be special any more.
That's exactly what >>7914003 was saying:

>it does not mean they can equate their experience to cis women experience and womanhood does not exist without cis women. They cannot claim they cis women don't get to be the deciding factor of womanhood when we are they very thing they seek to imitate.
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>>7917435
Welcome to the endless cycle
Hopefully Mike Pence will cure the gay gene and I can finally find any man remotely attractive and just give up and be hetero
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>>7917466
Do I want to know what that picture is meant to look like?

>>7917140
Maybe say you're interested in a threesome, but want to try the girl by herself first. If she lets you, just ditch them when the guy wants in. Dine and dash.
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>>7917446
Please don't start this up again with a necro link like that.

We have moved on. Its like telling a comeback to someone three weeks after a sick burn they gave you.

>>7917466
I can't believe the meme level pence seems to have achieved here.
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>>7917466
but I don't want to be straight anon, I just want to be loved ;-;
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>>7917588
same but it looks like itd be so much fucking easier if i could just give up and not be repulsed by men and just be straight
all my friends look so happy
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>>7917466
wow that's sad anon. i'm a t and even i wouldn't want to be cured.
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>>7917596
Especially if your are around 25-30 That is basically everyone getting married and knocked up season. Doesn't really look all that enticing desu, but it does look easier.

That being said when we all have a gf I am sure we will be happier than them in ways they will never know/understand.

Stay true to the golden star of the north my sisters.
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>>7917619
>I am sure we will be happier than them in ways they will never know/understand.
happier than if they were repressed lesbians sure, but why happier than if they like guys?
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>>7917619
im only at 23 and im in suffering mode
so you're saying it doesnt get easier
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>>7917619
I went to stay true Anon, but I also want to cling onto someone as I bawl my eyes out.
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>>7917658
this desu
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>>7917636
Sorry no. I would definitely say the marriage spree and invitations will start pouring out around 25+. Prepare to wear those shitty brides maid dresses.

I was already invited to one bachelorette party, and I was really touched that she invited me (there was only like 4 other girls who went I would have been the 5th) but I didn't think I could handle it, plus I didn't have the money to travel.

> I also want to cling onto someone as I bawl my eyes out.

I saw a documentary on tv a while back about a "professional cuddler". Maybe this is still a thing. Most of them were women too. It would likely cost you a pretty penny for a cuddle whore though.
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Also we are over the bump limit again.

Posting a pretty guitar back to go out with a bang. Also I would love a desk made of this wood.
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>>7917760
That's nice. A good varnish on some quality wood makes anything beautiful. I think wooden furniture is beautiful and if i had the money I'd own a lot more of it.
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I'm off to Zurich for a couple of days lesgen, yay business.
How's your week so far?
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>>7917823
>private jet
how rich are you?
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>>7917929
Not very.
My father's foundation though, oh boy.
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>>7917969
Take a selfie of you with the jet and post it in the next thread. I want to see what your sense of style is like haha.
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>>7917969
>tfw raised by a poor single mom
can you guys adopt me?
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>>7918096
This. I want to see what richanon wears.
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>>7917823
You travel a lot Austrianon
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>>7918129
My dad already hates having three daughters, I don't think he'd survive a fourth.

>>7918182
Yeah, have to kinda. But it's not so bad of course. I'm in Zurich like three times a month and I really like the city.
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>>7918129
tfw same
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RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7918258
What's your favourite place to visit for business or pleasure?

Anyone can answer this, Austrianon just has the means the rest of don't.
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>>7917823
Woah that looks super cozy, hope you enjoyed your trip anon
What countries have you visited? Which is your fav?
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>>7918388
>>7918397
Uh, that's pretty tough to answer. For both businesses and pleasure, probably Tokyo, Hong Kong and Shanghai. I love the feeling of these cities.
Just for business, I know Zurich well and love it, and Hong Kong too.
Pleasure, so tough. Mauritius, Thailand (Chiang Mai/Rai), St Tropez. Cities, Paris and Prague.
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>>7918350
fuck off matt
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>>7918513
You're pretty well travelled. Have you explored Africa at all?
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>>7918513
That sounds amazing anon. I've been to Austria before, namely Graz and it's very beautiful
Does your family know you are a lesbian? I would be so tempted to have a qt gf fly with me in that jet just so we can stare outside
the windows silently while the sunset beams down unto her beatiful face and makes her look that much more ethereal
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>>7916778
I'd fuck her desu

>tfw you will never come home to the kisses of your loving, overly attached maid
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>>7917619
>Especially if your are around 25-30 That is basically everyone getting married and knocked up season.

>tfw ex whom I'm still madly in love with is 25
>tfw she is getting back with her ex
>tfw prior to our relationship she has talked about how they want to marry and adopt kids if they're still a couple in 2 years
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>>7918604
In Tanzania for a safari two years ago, but haven't traveled Africa really. I'm more at home in Asia I'd say.

>>7918873
Funnily enough I've never even visited Graz. I have family in Linz and Innsbruck but most of my time spent home is spent in Vienna, or skiing in Vorarlberg.

Yes, my family knows I'm gay although my mother does her darndest to try and pretend I'm not. But I haven't really had a gf in some time anyway so it's not like I'm jetting around the world with some qt. Not that my dad would let me use the Cessna for pleasure flying anyway.
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>>7918971
do you have a cute austrian accent?
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>>7919045
I never really thought of it as cute, but I wouldn't say I have much of an accent in any case.
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>>7919055
I always really liked the way it sounds. Like this for example:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNWb6U99Uw
Maybe I'm just weird.
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>>7919063
Honestly that sounds mostly funny to me, too. I speak pretty much standard German (Hochdeutsch).
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>>7919063
Girls with qt accents are qt. I like the way accents work. When you bring them up, sudden;y the intensify. Mine moves around depending on the memory. Afrikaaner, English, Australian...
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>>7910604
My week? I've been infected with pityriasis rosea and I'm gobbling down antihistamines. Mix that with coffee and weed and you'll get an idea. It's going to be another month like this.
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does anyone know some good exercise to get rid of the thighs fat ?
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>>7919160
Yea, fix your diet.
Do weighted squats, lunges, and deadlifts.
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>>7919171
Fuck off tranner.
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>>7919171
so how do i fix my diet ?
i start eating the greens ?
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>>7919055
And all this time I imagined you speak with an Austrian accent.
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>>7919225
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>7919231
I guess I have some accent but in English it doesn't sound specifically "Austrian".
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>>7919171
In addition to this >>7919171 anon:
It's also not a bad idea to add 12-20 minutes of cardio at the end of weight training. Eat at a 200-500 deficit from what would normally be maintenance calories. You need to know your TDEE for that. Eat more vegetables, fruit, lean proteins. Say goodbye to most sugary snacks and drinks, because you'll need to cut a lot of it out and eat things with serious moderation. Buy a food scale, weigh food properly.
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>>7919249
When speaking German. Accents in English are qt but I'm not particularly fond of the sound of German that isn't standard German.
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>>7919272
German isn't a very flattering language usually, unless it's Schiller, yeah.
But accents can totally be qt yeah. I love French accents.
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>>7919290
Yeah, I much prefer English.
True, French accents are qt. I like the sound of French as well.
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>>7919328
Yeah, totally. I used to be with a Swiss-French girl who just made the cutest sounds. Hng.
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>>7919225
Read the /fit/ sticky. It has good dieting advice.

Ignore this autistic troll >>7919248
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>>7919345
I-I hope my standard German will also be able to impress.
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>>7919418
Of course anon~
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>>7919328
french accent are best accents! Quebecois accents are qt as well (Canadian here)
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>>7919546
French-Canadians tend to be cuties.
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>tfw no cute French or German accent
>tfw have a shitty Spanish accent
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I just wanna be slammed to hell from behind with a strap on
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>>7919352
Fatties gonna fat. How the fuck don't you know how to 'improve your diet' beyond 'eating greens'?
Drink some fucking water, don't eat shit. Do more work than calories taken in. You WILL lose weight.
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>>7917626
d/a
Because as someone who has witnessed three het marriages - we really are lucky. As someone who has witnessed het dating - we are truly blessed. Males are unbelievable. They stalk, harass, they scream they bitch they're violent and moronic. I'd be scared to be a hetshit woman if anything.
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>>7919678
Plenty of people don't eat healthy and are thin though. They just don't overeat. You could eat a whole pizza and not gain weight, assuming that that one pizza was all your meals and not just one sitting.
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OI!!!

>>7919954
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>>7919678

i dislike any kind of juice the only junk food i eat is once every 2-3 months a burger ,i'm very pretentious with the sugar sweets and food in general
the problem is that all i gained in the christmas or holidays i can get off

i always in the skinny fat territory
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>>7919577
for sure, I'd love to find a cute french-Canadian girl
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>>7916966
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