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Bully thread

help

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So it doesn't get better?

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Here's your future ladies.

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Pigeon thread

>another three weeks until next laser appointment
I want it now, I'm getting so damn impatient with this facial hair...

bully me please

>>7876279
I'M NOT A CHASER

also give discord

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Fuck he's hot...

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>>7876272
Well yeah but I just had to pick on people lower on the social ladder.
Like gays

>>7876269
chaser tier list is:
birdy>>>>>>beanboy>drakeposter=cartman
order is based on how decent of a human being they are on this board
if you think drake>beanboy you're officially wrong

tfw no bf

>>7876291
Nuu

>>7876289
Looks like a JoJo character.

>>7876288
it will for you

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>>7876297
Yes you are :^)

>>7876263
You've said that before
I believe it. Not in a bad way but you lash hard sometimes when you're struggling and I can imagine that was pretty bad with pre transition shit.
I was just a cunt that enjoyed making people's lives worse

>>7876269
I obviously am
I'm a treasure

>>7876279
Based sertii looking out for bae

Forgot to mention, I'm also getting a brazilian wax on my ass. I'm going to have to wipe extra careful afterwards so my pores don't fill up with shit.

>>7876300
imo
Drunk chaser > else

How do you advise I tell my momega I'm transgender

>>7876293
Try shaving

I got the laser thing and my hair grew in even faster and darker like i was a black rat

Then I shaved once and now it grows like 50% slower and its almost completely gone in some areas

2 weeks for my next appointment

>>7876307
don't post gay pictures please

>>7876297
just because you're first on the tierlist doesn't mean much when you look at the competition

anyway it's Sertii#3452 but i'm not on now
>>7876311
ohh right he was up there too

>>7876312
Ask her how you should come out. That's how.

There we are. Do not pay attention to anyone without this code with my name, please.

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>>7876301
asdfasdfasdafsdafsfaf

>>7876309
Okay tripcode is going back on.

>>7876299
>Like gays
>picking on yourself

>>7876327
it's useless, that's NOT my trip

>>7876324
So that's how it's going to be huh? Oh well, you'll get bored of it soon enough.

>>7876334
Why are you doing this? I just want to talk about things on MTFG but you have to fuck with me everytime I come here.

>>7876299
mean lann
pls bully

>>7876300
lmao why u mad
drake causes fights
fights are fun
and he's cute

>>7876312
I came to her wanting to talk about something but wasn't able to say it so she ended up making a lot of guesses until she got it right and I said yes to that. Not the best way to go but it worked.

>>7876307
wtf you chased me

and it worked and now I have in my possession the greatest treasure I could ask for
>>7876321
I also gave up my title as supreme chaser overlord

bullying is important

>>7876322

That is kind of hilarious

>>7876336
So you're the real Joan?

>>7876336
Nice try, I don't talk like that, for one thing it's /mtfg/ not MTFG.

>>7876339
>and now I have in my possession the greatest treasure I could ask for
AWWWWWWWWWW :3

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Damn, feeling kinda hot and bothered after seeing this...

I thought I posted my shiny new trip but then I realized I didn't.
Carry on.
>>7876279
I'll catch up to the hawk eventually.
I'll surpass him.
Just you wait.
Just.
>>7876269
Don't hurt my feelings or I'll cry
>>7876254
Bombay Gin.
Got it.
>>7876244
It's supposed to be made out of berries or something right?

Drakeposter is trash.
Birdy is a girl

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mum came home semi-angry and tired
but wanna try telling her about my school plans and ideas >n<

>>7876344
Yeah, this other one is my stalker and has been making my life hell.

>>7876344
>>7876345
Or not.

>>7876337
you should work on your taste in humans

>>7876348
Nice try, everyone knows I'm only interested in girls and girly-boys.

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>>7876307
Well yeah the thing is though nowadays I lash out when I'm in a shit mood but I used to go out of my way to be an awful person.

And I enjoyed it, and I feel guilty about that, but I'm honestly kind of an awful person.

>>7876332
>crossdress in secret
>wish you were a girl
>go to school and mock people for being faggots
I had problems.

>>7876350
It's flavored with juniper berries yeah
And a few other herbs

If you want to make a martini you can also get some white vermouth. Tastes like fortified wine.

>>7876345
Do you really think anyone cares enough to remember how you talk like lol?

>>7876307
sertii is mean to drake
officially NOT based

>>7876317
>nekoboys are any different from normal avatarfagging
kys

>>7876348
>>7876336
>>7876354
fake joan

>>7876362
Not really, no; I'm just messing with my impersonator.

How fucking pathetic do you have to be to impersonate a tranny on the Internet?

>>7876365
pretty sure he's the one messing with you lol

>>7876362
I do

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>>7876364
>>7876367

>>7876356
rude

>>7876361
>not recommending Hendrick's
guess you like the cheap shit eh

>>7876370
It's mutual trolling.
>>7876367
Eh, if it's what makes them happy then let them do it.

>>7876376
I'm poor af what do you think?

>>7876371
but no one cares about you so it all cancels eachother out

I want a gf! >:[

can I play too?

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you still have to pick 1

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>>7876382
Okay

why didnt my mom listen to me when i said i wanted to be a girl

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>DC doesn't like LoZ

considering breaking up with him tbqh familia

can i be joan to?

>>7876381
If you're poor then how can you afford speed everyday?

>>7876381
steal it

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>>7876317
I'm gonna post gayer pictures just to spite you

>>7876339
I was going to say something snarky, but that's just really sweet ;~;

>>7876361
>And I enjoyed it, and I feel guilty about that, but I'm honestly kind of an awful person
SAME tho.
I even miss it a little

>>7876363
It's a little based
I'm sorry fembest ;~;

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>get cold called about a dumb magazine subscription
>be too autistic to kindly thank the person and hang up and end up listening to the very end
guess i helped her get a nicer paycheck

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you still have to pick
1

>>7876388
Top right, the stars are really cute
>>7876391
Give him my number if you do senpai

>>7876390
maybe she doesn't want to be sad and see her baby boy become a mutilated freakshow

>>7876399

Black

>>7876399
white and black are fairly attractive. the indian and the asian are uggo.

>>7876399
>no Mediterranean sex God
uh, black then

>>7876402
it didnt have to be this way

>>7876391
>tfw never played a zelda game in my life
They're probably pretty lame anyway

>>7876402
but I'm sure she doesn't want her baby boy to kill himself either

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>>7876396
I have 200 pictures in my femboy folder.

>>7876361
Yea I'm interested in the tinis
James Bond drinks them yaknow.
Mostly interested in the olives tbqh

>>7876390
>moms listening
moms tell you what to do dork.

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>>7876411
I have 240 pictures in my yui folder

>>7876409
most parents would prefer that, believe it or not

why cant i be her daughter

>>7876417
I don't believe that. Some, sure, but most?

>>7876416
now that's gay

>ywn hang out with alessia and eat tortillas with her hot sauce

>>7876417
>believe it or not
I for one, do not believe this

>>7876416
i have 15 pictures in my cindy folder (before you ask, no lewds, i ain't getting v&)

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>>7876396
if you bully me badly enough maybe I will stop liking drake

>>7876414
hi sass
wanna argue about something?

>>7876346
DO NOT AWW AT ME
>>7876350
good luck dude
>>7876317
what are you gonna do when we're posting ourselves being gay?
>>7876396
my beautiful boy just can't bring himself to be tsundere with me anymore

>>7876422
It's a tragedy either way. Their happiness is destroyed in both cases.

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>>7876393
WHY DO YOU THINK IM POOR????

>>7876396
Same, a little.
I don't miss feeling bad about it though. I'd rather be a better person but apparently that slips a little from time to time.
Feels good knowing I'm still a fighter though? idk

>>7876413
I believe james bond drinks the vodka variation
Which is part of why it was popularized

>>7876424
:3 we can add meat or beans and make tacos!

>>7876417
well in that case i would definitely stop caring about what she thinks

>>7876427
pussy

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>>7876408

>>7876432
My parents aren't any less happy. Makes me feel like an idiot for not coming out to them earlier.

mmm... black cock

>>7876424
>ywn hang out with alessia
VERY good feel 2bh

>>7876427
Delete pre hrt cindys senpai

>>7876430
i dunno, sass is dead. You're going to have to settle for me.

Pizza toppings?

>>7876421
;~;

hugg anon

>>7876435
yesss but fuckk now i want tacos too badly T_T

>>7876440
Then they are just degenerates. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

>>7876447
Xe doesn't need hugs, xir needs a chromosome swapping surgery.

>>7876447
can you hugg me irl

>>7876398
Sometimes I can't tell if I have social anxiety or autism

I know autistic people can't handle change, and like when my mom this morning said go get dressed I'll make you breakfast while everyone was eating huge plates of breakfast scrambles and toast and bacon and I was like okay just don't throw eggs into a bowl and microwave them and I'll be fine with whatever

And I came out to a half cooked egg in a bowl floating in oil and yolk I dunno, I started to grab eggs and a pan and she told me I couldn't eat any of her food and I just canceled the entire family ski thing today

>>7876444
you'll need them back for when you make a timeline in the future

>>7876446
3+ cheese
or pepperoni with olives and peppers

>>7876452
if you post your bony man-ass

>>7876431
I just think its cute how sweet you are to your boyfriend in front of everyone! :3

>>7876441
lmao, I guess I'm lesb now, desu.

Here I go.

Wish me luck.

>>7876456
tell me im garbage
hurt me

>>7876454
But pre hrt Cindy was super ugly

>>7876462
It's going to be okay, however it turns out.

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>>7876462
Good luck!

>>7876462
YOU
CAN
DO
IT

>>7876411
well post some

>>7876462
Hope it goes well >.<

how do i become agp

>>7876453
so you're mom made you a different breakfast then everyone else?

>>7876462
Good luck.

>>7876472
post on mtfg

>>7876465
well, it wouldn't be much of a timeline if you already looked like a girl at the beginning, would it?

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>>7876470

>>7876450
Switching out your XX/XY chromosomes after you've already been born would do basically nothing except give the "YUR NOT A WOMAN BECAUSE MUH MIDDLE SCHOOL UNDERSTANDING OF BIOLOGY" autists slightly less of a leg to stand on.

>>7876452
I wish I could. :c

>>7876477
Well I might never look like a girl, I probably won't

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>>7876478

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>>7876475
Slut
>>7876472
Bitch
>>7876471
Kill yourself
>>7876470
Go die
>>7876469
Get hit by a car
>>7876468
Eat a brick
>>7876466
Slit ya throat
>>7876464
Have a happy life
>>7876462
Ugly

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what do y'all think of my transtion timeline

>>7876481
But they aren't wrong tho? You're not a woman. If you are born with the wrong chromosomes, you're just fucked.

>>7876453
you have neither. You're a good person, you're kind, nurturing and helpful. Mom is doing what she does always, trying to get a measure of control over you.

>>7876472
sorry, we're born this way

>>7876484
Like a lego brick? I think I did when I was a small child.

why shouldnt i hurt myself

>>7876484
Post ur but ._.
Plz.
I wanna see..

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>>7876483

>>7876472
Same way you develop any fetish I guess?

>>7876455
that's actually not bad.

any other topic you want to argue about?

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>>7876411
CUTE
post more

>>7876430
My bullying wasn't playful it was flat out awful

>>7876431
Sometimes I can.... Just sometimes you're too sweet and I melt

>>7876434
That's kind of it too. I worry that I'm a pushover. At least back then I could tell myself I was strong

>>7876462
Good luck ^^

>>7876502
>sometimes
baby, my voice is enough to make it hard for you to function

>>7876482
>transitioning at 15 with an andro appearance already
you'll be fine - just wait until you're like a year or two in and see how much you've changed

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>>7876495

>>7876448
oh and it goes so good with kebabs!
I'm so hungry now
qq

>>7876443
have we hung out b4? :p

>>7876485
pannenkoek2012 would be proud.

>>7876510
Who's that?

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>>7876507
Har har.

>>7876506
yeah, and if you transition at under 18, your dna will turn female if you get HIV and HRT at the same time

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>>7876515
that's a sacred tranny secret, please don't flaunt that information so freely

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>>7876502
I can't post much more, it's so gay

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>>7876502
I think there's honestly healthier ways to feel strong than by hurting people. There's not many that are as easy though, bullying is kind of the lazy way to feel big. Shit works though, it just doesn't last very long.

Heya gals!

>>7876513
https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A

>>7876507
hot

>>7876521
hey faggot

>>7876520
my way of feeling bigger than you is being content with my birth gender

>>7876521
Hey Anna; how are you today?

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>>7876500
idk politics and religion were fun
what else is like that

>>7876502
>tfw not being bullied

>>7876528
I'm pretty good! Had a really nice talk with Myrthe so that was nice and got comfy uni all day

>>7876497
>>7876478
I liked these

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>>7876526
Me too actually
I just transitioned for shits and to get fucked by straight dudes

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>>7876531
uwu

>>7876521
hi

>>7876529
aliens?
>inb4 illegal aliens pop pop

>>7876506
I don't look andro desu

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>>7876416
I have over 9000 images in my triggering folder.

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>>7876504
SO WHAT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING

>>7876519
Gay is love

>>7876520
But working on my self esteem and being an assertive person without resorting to belittling is hard

>>7876521
Wow exclusionary much?

>>7876529
>tfw not getting beaten unconscious RIGHT NOW

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>>7876539
>>7876416
>>7876411
I have over 16k in my Frozen folder.

>>7876544
No, gay is evil and a sickness.

>>7876544
You're an honorary gal.

>>7876547
unlike you

>>7876544
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
BECOME A GIRL AGAIN AND I'LL GLADLY INCLUDE YOU

>>7876549
Oooo snap!

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>>7876544
Yes, it is hard
Why do you think genuinely nice people attract so much positive attention? It's not just because they make people feel good, it's because they're actually strong of character. They don't need to fake it.

>>7876537
damn
I operate assuming they do not exist
but you never know

>>7876544
hmmm
I am sure someone would be willing to beat you up while calling me names
but who?

i dont wanna feel any more sadness

>>7876557
same

>>7876554
Why do you think elanna's butt smells so bad? It's not just because she never wipes, it's because methane gets trapped beneath the dried layers of lube. She doesn't need to fart to smell.

>>7876559
>tfw can't make all your sadness vanish
REEEEE

>>7876560
What the fuck am I reading? Am I missing something?

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>>7876557
How to make it go away?

>>7876563
>tfw can't make all YOUR sadness vanish
100% REEEEEEE

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what's the best use of a chicken carcass mtfg? you all want to be housewifes so you must know a thing or 3

>>7876568
I use one as a chastity cage, the only downside is the smell and how cold it gets

>>7876568
Cut it up into its constituent bits and fry it!

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>>7876520
I bullied kids lower in the social hierarchy during middle school because I was bullied and I just thought that was what was expected of me. I hated doing it and eventually I stopped because I literally had no friends at all and everyone thought I was an asshole. I was never very good at the whole being a guy thing.

>>7876563
>>7876566
huggg

>>7876568
>what's the best use of a chicken carcass mtfg?
Homemade broth, of course!

>>7876544
It means I have you in a constant state of melting and being broken
>>7876546
I gladly accept this sickness if it means being with my boy
>>7876555
hmmmmmmmmmm who ever could it be

>>7876568
make soup.

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>>7876546
Gay is beautiful and comfy

>>7876547
Hmmmmmm....... OK I'm used to this anyway

>>7876550
NO I DON'T WANT TO

>>7876554
It's really disheartening that I can't just become that. At best it'll be faking it and just keeping instincts to myself.
The only people I've ever met like that are the ones that get surrounded by people who take advantage of them, like me.

>>7876555
I have an idea

>>7876557
The trick is to turn all that sadness into stagnated anger and resentment through substance abuse.

>>7876568
Boil and reduce to make stock then use for Chicken noodle soup.

>>7876578
>At best it'll be faking it and just keeping instincts to myself.
Yeah but eventually it won't be fake anymore, it'll just be your natural way of reacting to things.

>>7876571
wouldn't that cause incredibly severe salmonella?
>>7876572
no, carcass is the part that's left after I cut it up into its constituent bits!
>>7876573
>>7876578
>Homemade broth, of course!
what else do I need for stock?

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Why do I hear screaming in my head sometimes

>>7876583
Then yeah, what everyone else said, turn it into broth or soup.

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ok i will tell mum my plans regarding higher studies tonight
i really hope she supports me

i want to get out of this dumb buffer state and study in a real country

>>7876554
so, if you're not popular, does it mean you're not genuinely nice?

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>>7876575
I'M NOT BROKEN
well, I'm not *mind* broken

>>7876581
But I'll always have the horrible thoughts underneath, it'll just be a big lie.

>>7876583
Salt pepper and water.
Save the flavoring for the soup.

>>7876595
It means you're not social, not that you're not nice

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>>7876575
>>7876578
omg

>>7876568
feed it to wolfs or something and go eat vegetables like a normal person

>>7876595
>so, if you're not popular, does it mean you're not genuinely nice?
it just means you're uninteresting

if i'm unlovable is it ok to die

>>7876601
>Salt pepper and water.
>Save the flavoring for the soup.
no vegetables?

>>7876601
Eventually they'll get phased out by good ones and people won't even believe you anymore when you say you're not a good person.

>>7876607
I'll love you even if nobody else will

I wonder how often Drake faps to elanna?

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>>7876560
Dude same

>>7876578
Fake it til you make it, as with everything in life.
Also part of actually being a good person in a sustainable way is knowing when to say no. Good people don't have to be pushovers, and they probably shouldn't be, or else they eventually get pretty jaded and bitter.

>>7876573
;_;
School fucking sucks and kids suck.

>>7876595
No, the two aren't necessarily related.
Although if people avoid you because you're an asshole then the two are definitely related.

When do my hips grow?

i just threw my earbud away really aggressively for no reason and a protective thingy came off

would i still have t in me that could've caused this

>>7876623
the absolute madwoman

>>7876619
>School fucking sucks and kids suck.
why?

>>7876625
Because they treat you really bad if you're different

>>7876623
idk but u got that hon mentality that women can't feel anger

>>7876534
I believe you El.
I believe you.
>>7876554
It's not hard omfg wtf you dumb retard being nice is the easiest thing.
Like it's literally natural.
How do I keep myself from redownloading Grindr????????
>>7876568
Get some cheap vegetable oil and rub it on it and rub seasoning on that chicken but be careful not too much then fire up the skillet and cook it until it's edible.
It should be clear all the way through when you slice into it or else salmonella
>>7876519
>>7876411
FUCK
>>7876399
Where is Latino
>>7876434
Ur still on shit?
Cmon lay-na
Cmon. Ur better than that

I made it back home.
The door was unlocked.
Think I'm gonna pass out for a bit.

She was took it like a champ

>>7876628
you still in school Cindy or are you distance learning or something

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>>7876601
that makes sense
>>7876606
that too but it kinda stings a bit because i do feel kinda uninteresting. Does give me motivation to better myself
>>7876619
i suppose i'm an asshole sometimes but it's almost always to people i don't want to be friends with anyway

>>7876630
Cis women feel anger all the time.
What are you, stupid?

>>7876601
I think I've got you as broken as I can get you without putting my hands on you
>>7876604
HUH

>>7876635
I go to school sometimes but they let me work at home sometimes
So I'm kinda at school half of the time

>>7876637
no testosterone is what makes you feel anger and women don't have that we're polite little angels

>>7876605
I am not a vegetarian, I don't think it's ethical to mistreat people like that

>>7876473
Yes she made everyone a full breakfast and handed me an undercooked egg and said I couldn't have any of the cereal nuts coffe juice in the house that the extended family bought if I didn't eat it

So I just bailed

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follow insider tip? Y/N
What do mtfg?

Lost one of my contacts so I had to wear my glasses..

Looked in the mirror, I don't look like a completely awful mess. Kind of like a nerdy femboy.

Not sure if it's the hair getting longer, HRT changing my face, or the glasses.

Not sure if I'm hallucinating or wanting to see something that's not there and I refuse to take pictures

Fugg

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>>7876625
Kids are cruel

>>7876634
>being nice is the easiest thing
Not if you're a bad person
I'm a bad person
Also why don't you believe me

>>7876636
Being nice shouldnt be one of those things you only do sometimes though

a good way of fixing your sleep schedule is waking up sad and crying all day

>>7876649
no sounds terrible

>>7876652
I'm doing this but my sleep schedule isn't getting better
What do?

>>7876646
Then explain my ex who has anger issues and tends to break things.

>>7876638
the fuck you mean huh

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>>7876649
i don't know if i'd follow the insider tip

but i'd sure follow the tip insider

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>>7876651
well then i don't think i want to be nice, if it means i have to be nice to everyone no matter what.

Imagine having to be nice to drakeposter, for example ugh

>>7876652
thanks for the tip

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>>7876649
Wtf that's my name

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>>7876649
Do you even have a freezer?

>>7876651
>I'm a bad person
That's not true. You're just a trany.

>>7876620
what did you offer to the hips goddess?

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>>7876604
We'll see what he says

>>7876609
You're making the stock, you need to make that first then the soup. So you boil the carcass in water with salt and pepper for a few hours, when it's done you make the soul.
If you have any spare chicken left over, cook that in the stock with egg noodles, scallions and Chinese five spice

Or you could use potatoes, onion, carrots, parsnip, celery, sage, thyme and I've been putting broccoli into mine lately and it's delicious.
After your stock Is made bring to a boil and add those herbs and vegetables chopped up in and switch to a low heat until everything's cooked through.
Season with salt and pepper and taste/adjust throughout

>>7876613
That sounds too good to be true

>>7876619
Yeah that's true too.
I don't know the line between the two though. So when I try I'm a bitter jaded asshole that gets more jaded and bitter

>>7876638
NOT TRUE
we can go more broken

>>7876664
But Cynthia is a girl's name.

>>7876666
I-I forgot to

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>>7876670
I'm trying to be a girl

>>7876667
It's what happened to me, mostly. I'm not 100% of the way there, though, more like 70%.

>>7876660
lol

>>7876661
you are so mean
I am telling Moap about all this rudeness

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>>7876673
>I'm trying to be a girl
Good luck!

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>>7876661
What would Jesus do?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turning_the_other_cheek

>>7876665
How on earth does being a tranny affect this though

>>7876667
I know the feeling..
At this point I think I'm just terminally cynical.

>>7876676
Is that a bathroom or a kitchen?

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>>7876673
Be the best girl you can be

>>7876681
Most kitchens don't have bathtubs.

>>7876568
Get 1 gallon pot (5l).
Heat in med high
Add 1 tablespoon oil
Add 2 stalks chopped celery, 1 med chopped onion and 1 chopped carrot, 2 smashed garlic cloves.and 2 tablespoons of tomatoe paste fry until tomatoe paste starts browning on bottom

Salt chicken carcass and throw in pot

Fry everything a bit

Add water

Bring to boil, reduce to low heat

Wait for some 2 hours

Voila! Chicken stock!

You can add salt and put some noodles and veggies for soup

Use the stock as a base for gravies. O whatever.

Don't forget to Nibble on the chicken carcass and suck on the bones like the faggot u are

My yogurt says it expires in a week and looks funny
Should I eat it?

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>>7876675
meh, we have too many differences and haven't spoken in months
>>7876680
i don't think i see the point anymore :/

>>7876689
Depends, are you still looking for a way to die?

>>7876687
Chicken stock should take longer than 2 hours

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>>7876671
better hurry

>>7876666
quads hell yeah

>>7876686
My sink is like a tiny bathtub.

You could only really bathe small animals in there though, like ferrets and Snickerdoodles.

>>7876695
I'm not sure

>>7876689
Seriously though, in what way does it look funny? Does it smell funny? Probably best to not chance it.

>>7876687
omg sass cooking throwback

>>7876687
ok maybe I'll try that!

>>7876704
It looks more like jello than yogurt...

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>>7876681
If you have to ask you can't afford to find out.

>>7876680
Well trannies aren't very well adjust in most cases.

>>7876690
you were based Sertii
so based
how heroes fall

>>7876708
Uh... I actually don't know if that's okay or not. Does anyone with more experience with yogurt want to chime in?

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>>7876713
same

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>>7876709
I'm trying to be normal though

>>7876690
Just ignore him then, he's a sad boy who just does it for attention. I know the type because I've effectively been him.

>>7876667
well I've already reduced you to being my weak little obedient pet and I've got you doing things like ea- ERRR I MEAN..

>>7876709
she was cuter as a thumbnail desu

i have this one beach house cd and the case is covered in velvet and it's really nice to touch

>>7876554
I'm new, who are the nice trips

>>7876654
I'm going to try it, for like science.

>>7876660
Wow, hot.

>>7876664
I call dibs on Essi! :p
Sucks to be u!

>>7876665
I have high speed internet that comes from outer soace, but I like in treeops with no refrigerators, running water or electricity!

I run from village to village with aluminum pole in my mouth and copper pole in my butt to make electrical energy from electrolisys generated by sweat so I can charge it and use it to shitpost on a daily basis.

>>7876715
I'll just make an omelette instead

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>>7876724
We're all bullies here.

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r8 my amazon cart

>>7876723
do you have a last.fm

>>7876728
Noooo on the paper
Cynthia

>>7876735
no sorry :c

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>>7876718
>tfw still love Sertii

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>>7876674
That's really good I'm happy for you

>>7876680
I'm not holding out hope for it working at all really.
I'll probably just go on as is

>>7876720
no........ I'm sorry.....

>>7876732
I like Zheanna better than you.

>>7876724
I'm nice, when I'm not having a mood swing
Sooo like a third of the time

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>>7876719
i suppose
it's just kinda infuriating
i guess i feel bad because he added like a month to my repression phase and don't want other girls to get that
>>7876738
hugg

>>7876742
That's fine, given that I'm not trying to be her.

>>7876739
???

>>7876724
>hanna
>maeve
>snickerdoodle
>sheen
>evangeline
>shy
>sish
>gloomy
>ash

>ywn be a twink

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>>7876719
>I'm trying to be normal though
You are trying. You are succeeding. Unlike most of this general, but keep it between us.

>>7876721
You just have high standards.

>>7876728
Sarcasm does not suit you.

>>7876732
Is that you Wednesday?

>>7876697
Well you could post your recipe instead of being a faggot.

>>7876689
Yes.

>>7876705
Rip Sass ;-;

>>7876707
Leave it for 4 and a half hours or until it's reduced by 1/4 so that we don't give whiny anon an aneurism.

>>7876709
>Posting sexualized images of barely legal girls
Utterly disgusting

>>7876724
Me! Unless you're a nazi sympathizer.

>>7876736
Oh lol! Well i guess you have a successful business woman name. Get your bd in ba and then an mba in bs and make $$$$$$.

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>>7876752

>>7876757
Nope, it's just Zna.

>>7876758
Calm down Mexican boy

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>>7876739
Being a well adjusted adult sort of requires a bit of personal development and self awareness though.

>>7876745
OK real talk though. He's a scrawny 19 year old neet. He's average in the looks department. However it's clear that he has no life irl and is quite literally wasting what should be a prime part of his life trolling trannies on 4chan for hours every single day. He's going to school in the fall and it's obvious to literally anyone who has known someone who did the "wander for a year before picking some BS degree" thing that he's probably only doing it so his mom doesn't kick him out.

Most of the trannies here have more potential than him, most of them will go further than him, and that's in spite of him being given every advantage. He doesn't deserve the attention he craves, all he deserves is pity. I was better fucking adjusted than him at his age, and frankly that's pathetic.

>>7876750
I bet your voice isn't even that nice

>>7876758
sass lives on in our hearts

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>>7876757
>Getting school'd by a pervert who saves sexualized images of young women.
>Mfw

>>7876745
>i guess i feel bad because he added like a month to my repression phase and don't want other girls to get that
what, how did he do that?

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>>7876758
>>7876774
>Utterly disgusting
What is this world coming too?
Trump will fix that tho.

>>7876767
Oh well too bad. I liked her particular brand of insecurity.

>>7876772
not you too
drake isn't so bad

>>7876768
I don't even know who you're talking about because I'm italian.

>>7876773
;-;

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hugg

>>7876782
Sass shut up

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>>7876780

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>>7876780
>Tfw Trump will take all the barely legal woman by the pussy to his reality show.

When does mood swings stop???

>>7876781
Drake is very bad
He's a poltard who attacks anyone he doesn't fap to

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>>7876781
It's not that he's a bad person (even if he acts like it because he craves attention) he's just below me. Hell, he's below everyone here, some people just don't have standards.

>>7876757
I'm not super succeeding though, all I can say is that I have employment and that I'm not a sperg.

>>7876789
But sass died, I'm not even kidding about this.

>>7876790
How is this "awoo" pronounced? Do you have a sound bite

>>7876796
> all I can say is that I have employment and that I'm not a sperg.
More than most of us can say.

huh? did Sass pass away??
please tell me this is a joke :(

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>>7876791
He will also make you go back.
A win-win situation for everybody.

>>7876796
All joking aside that is exceptional for this place.

>>7876795
>poltard
Emphasis on the tard bit.

>>7876799
She didn't alessa is sass.
She uses the same name on her memebook

>>7876795
>>7876796
no

>>7876797
it's a howl
they are wolfgirls

>>7876807
im sorry for being a dummy

how do i know if i have daddy issues

>>7876805
mad

>>7876809
Drake, stop defending yourself.