Candy version
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• threads belong to no one fuck off nim
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/2thC8Nd
previous >>7855660
First for Kayla is a cunt
Who is gonna play with the lewdest Link ever here?
>>7857106
>Omg I love orange kitties
I have an orange kitty
how u trynna be, mtfg
>>7857118
femboys are perfect
honorary women desu
>>7857092
thats not drakeposter
this is him
can someone make food appear in front of me please
>>7857127
Does he sleep on 3 matrices wtf
What a sissy
>>7857121
Nintendo knows what they are doing.
mansplaining is when a man overestimates his intelligence tries to do a woman's job
>>7857135
I'm pretty damn good at washing dishes, I'll have you know.
>>7857120
We can see your panties you slut.
Animu, snacks, and cuddles before bedtime
nights are getting pretty damn swell if you ask me :>
boob
>>7857142
I had to go do important MAN things.
>>7857142
Whats switch?
No I don't really play video games, I didn't know that the guy isn't Zelda until a couple of years ago
>>7857146
boop boob toob
>>7857149
uwu
>>7857127
post hand-hearts
>>7857142
>have a wiiu, the old forgotten console(pls no bully)
>at least i can save some money
>>7857140
jelly, i want to cuddle with crossdressing Link
>>7857136
Obvi
>>7857160
Why are you making that face?
>>7857159
i had a wii u for a few months after my laptop died
was pretty eh imo
switching to ps4 was amazing in comparison
took a nap after feeding the cows. I was just to tired to stay up. I slept for over 8 hours.
>>7857148
It's basically a 720p Linux tablet with dockable controllers and a hdmi power dock for the tv, kinda a good deal for $300
But it has one game and that's on Wii U
The problem being they stopped making and selling Wii U's so if you don't have one it'll be a pain to buy them just to play it
Pinheads
>>7857167
: )
what you up to?
>>7857175
I DID NOTHING WRONG
STOP
why did I cut up my feet
>>7857161
Nice, probably i'll get mine next wednesday.
I hope i don't get spoiled by then :c
>>7857169
ps4 is nice, i would like to play some of their games too but too poor for 2 consoles
>>7857179
You're hurting inside like me.
>>7857174
I have a big head :(
>>7857180
$80 replacement controllers is a travesty though
Single sides are $50
>>7857187
Nothing suspicious.
>>7857179
let me hold you instead
>>7857199
thank you
>>7857188
they are part of how they make money on it.
>>7857194
:?
well now i'm suspicious
stop immediately.
and start estrogen
>new console
>not even a sonic game on it
Why bother?
>>7857183
No, we're all pinheads
>>7857199
hold a book and read it pinhead
>>7857206
no i need to hold my anon wife
>>7857188
I know, they put too much things inside those little controllers and mostly nobody besides nintendo are gonna use them, for me that makes unnecssary expensive the system, that's why i'm getting the wiiu version
>>7857204
You would have to force it down my throat.
This post requires context.
>>7857208
ya need to hold a job ya pinhead
i want to be a normal girl
Any advice on using AllDayChemist from Canada? (Also maybe without a prescription)
>>7857217
iktf
>>7857217
don't we all.
>>7857217
wtf is wrong with u???
>>7857205
o-okay
>>7857192
Yes basically the controllers on the two sides snap off and you can play some games two players with a mini half controller with four buttons and one stick
They also locally sync
I dunno it's pretty cool, they just released it with one game and you couldn't buy one unless you pre order it so like
Imagine I'm your demo, I'd have bought it for the 900 vs 720p, but I can't buy anything and there won't be another game for 6 months that isn't an indie steam game or on the wii u
>>7857218
ADC will not ship to Canada
im just realizing its not normal to make yourself bleed and cut the skin off your feet and poke yourself with needles
is it self harm if you didn't think of it that way as you were doing it
I used to be able to suppress the feel. now I can't.
>>7857209
It's literally 720p vs 900p, they couldn't even bump it to 1080
I probably wouldn't buy one until Mario odyssey comes out
>>7857232
please stop
>>7857232
it still is self harm.
>>7857229
That's unfortunate. Any other sites you'd recommend or should I just cave in and humiliate myself with a therapist.
>>7857238
Nice, what other games do you like to play?
The new zeldas kind of weird though it's like an open world, with mini dungeons that are mostly puzzle (but nothing really else exciting on the map) and then throw a mine craft item collection crafting thing on top, and all your weapons break in about 6 hits so your constantly picking stuff up and losing it
>tfw ADC has been out of stock of injectable E for a while now, and IHP has it but charges an absurd amount for it
Maybe I'll have to switch to pills at some point.
>>7857229
Do you know why that is?
Which trips are girls?
>>7857229
I think there was a tutorial on /r/transdiy to ship ADC to Canada.
>>7857227
Hmm
Sounds like another flop desu
Is it even a next gen console? I thought the video game generations were like 8 years long didn't wiiu come out in 2012? Seems like Nintendo is on its last leg; cause >one game
Lmao
But idk I stick to my iPhone games desu
>>7857249
Resident evil was cool, but it was kinda slow and obviously built for the VR, so the combat was boring with the controller
I hear barking and howling. coyotes I don't worry about. Dogs, I do worry about. Dogs are dumb enough to try to chase the cows.
>>7857247
quality health inc ships to canada it seems
>>7857247
You're basically fucked for self medding in Canada. The site I used doesn't exist anymore so I can't link it, but it should be noted that you're at the whims of border officers. Medication can be seized.
Which province are you in?
>>7857255
See above. Most places don't ship to Canada because medication can be seized at the border.
>>7857258
Does it involve opening an American PO box? That's the workaround that I have seen some people use but it's still not exactly shipping to Canada
>>7857272
I cannot imagine what you could possibly be eluding to.
I don't know why I try anymore.
gorol pebus
>>7857262
It's faster then the wiiu and as big as a tablet, so kinda? It's the best tablet gaming money can buy, but slower then a PS4
I think it's a 50/50 if it's going to do okay
It's cheaper and better at games then an iPad, has a tv cradle, plays movies on the go
But Like the list of games coming out are
Skyrim old
Splatoon with new maps (old with new maps)
Mario kart 8 (two years old)
Steam indie games
>>7857272
It's 6 hours for movies or small games with wifi off
3 playing Zelda with wifi on full screen brightness
>>7857279
B.C.
Wondering if there would be some way to get a friend in Washington to help out and pass it across the border, but as I understand it reselling is illegal in the States. Not too sure what the regulations and such here are actually.
>>7857292
xenoblade 2 looks like it might be good but in all likelihood it'll get ruined like X did
>>7857279
Maybe it's the american PO box, but it was some years ago when I looked for DIY. Now I don't really remember that.
goil pihoos
https://youtu.be/XPgGjUSEWss
>>7857301
If you're in BC, I think there are informed consent clinics in vancouver, why don't you go there?
>>7857301
BC has informed consent
I don't know the details as I'm new to the province but it's worth looking into
gull pelis
>>7857301
I really don't think law enforcement will notice or care if you use a friend in Washington to help get your tranny pills.
What they would care about is if your friend was like, trying to make a business out of reselling hrt for profit.
And as others have already said, try looking into informed consent.
>>7857320
I wish I knew that. I could have saved $120 on my referral letter >.<
gorilla pono
hi
>>7857327
I don't believe there's any informed consent clinics on the island afaik.
Most of the BC trans resources are on the mainland
>>7857332
tfw no gf
Which trips live on islands?
>>7857330
It's not cyanide, is it?
>>7857330
I've seen a couple battery life tests with 3 hours with Zelda, 6.5 with indie games
It kills 3ds and vita, and can hook up to any phone battery packs you have
>>7857339
iktf
>>7857339
or bf
>>7857345
Hi
>>7857359
Island girls
>>7857362
yeah babe
i'll give you the big island experience
>>7857353
Honestly, transitioning secretly without any sort of support network is extremely difficult. It's intimidating to tell someone, but being out to at least someone and getting help from them goes a long way
>>7857345
Vancouver Island represent
>>7857345
isnt all land technically an island tho??
>>7857359
I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?
>>7857353
Even if you did self-med then it would still be a good idea to go to a therapist and get an official diagnosis in the meantime, because having an official record of the fact that you're trans and have been on hrt since X time can be beneficial.
For example, you'll need a doctor to sign off on getting a gender marker change, and a lot of srs surgeons require a certain amount of time on hrt.
Plus, if you have a script then you won't have to wait 3 weeks or more for shipping every time you order.
>>7857377
sure senpai. sure senpai.
swimming
>>7857379
They can't figure it out either. I might have to ask for the audience's opinion.
boobs need a succ
>>7857369
>>7857373
Well I have literally not said a single word to my parents for about a year and a half but I still live with them. I mostly just go to work some days and play videogames and cook my own meals while they're out at work. Haven't had any significant contact with friends for about a year now so there's not really a support network to speak of.
I'm actually not even sure how my parents would react if they found out/I told them. Most likely negatively, but that's not a concern because I finally have a good chunk of money to move out. Finding a place would be another problem, but I would have the capacity to leave the environment if I wanted to. Free rent's always nice though.
>>7857380
I wish I was as cute as link!
>>7857394
I didn't really get to the point but basically despite foolishly trying to stab myself to death about a year and a half ago I think I'm strong enough by this point that I could reasonably handle it on my own. I'm trying to find a couple new friends but it's been difficult.
>>7857394
Speaking as someone who is hopelessly trapped in a toxic living arrangement, you can't really put a price on freedom.
girls Are important
>>7857394
I feel you for the lack of support network. Depression and anxiety is a bitch.
But are you parents aware that you are REALLY desperate right now? That's how I made sure they understand : they already knew I was super depressed before they found out.
>>7857400
hey vann!
how you doing?
>>7857406
eh
not too bad
tfw mirielle crush
I kinda miss home desu
>>7857412
i was watching this do on Siberia before
have you ever been there
>>7857415
Yes, i was born in the novosibirsk oblast.
>>7857369
what sort of help can others even provide, other than being accepting/supportive?
>>7857416
i meant like out in the taiga
>>7857403
It's not so much toxic as... Like almost aggressively neutral. They don't say anything to me either except "feed the cat", occasionally.
>>7857405
See >>7857401. I'd be surprised if they didn't have a clear idea. They did express regret over putting me under a great deal of stress up until then and offered some "we love you" platitudes. But it felt like it basically amounted to pushing my head under water for 15 years, saying "good job" and giving me a dog treat and then proceeding to forgetting that it had ever happened. That aside, I wouldn't currently describe them as detrimental to mental health.
>>7857417
I'm curious about this as well.
>>7857409
so not too good, either
what you up to?
>>7857410
uwu
i-i have a gf, anon....
>>7857416
>look it up
>-40°C in winter
How can you even live there
It gets to -30 where I live sometimes and I can barely go outside
>>7857420
No never been.
Would be interesting though.
>>7857425
idk nothing really
>>7857427
watch happy people on Netflix
its really cool and has cute puppies
can you acronym memers tell me what I am? I consider myself bisexual, like having my dick, but really want to look more feminine. am I just a bi guy that craves a certain aesthetic?
chicken soup for dinner
comfy engage
>>7857426
I much prefer cold weather.
>>7857429
Do you think i would like that?
>>7857430
You're probably just gay who likes looking gay?
>>7857431
soup is not food
this feels like the worst i've ever felt
it probably isn't but it fucking feels that way
there's nothing i can do but die
>>7857432
idk
its about people in Siberia trapping and stuff
its by werner herzog
>tfw it is 1 degrees(-17c)
I thought winter was over
>>7857421
I hate the cat by the way.
>>7857437
do animals die in it
:^)
>>7857442
yes
>>7857421
Well your parents will have to know one day or another. And always delaying the moment you will tell them is making the situation worse. Do you have any concern they might get crazy if they found out?
>>7857438
where do you live that it gets that cold in march? even in germany it's like 13C rn
>>7857446
top north east part of usa, the weather was nicer earlier in the week and now I'm cold :c
hitting around -20f in winter isn't that uncommon here either...
>>7857445
I mean, they really don't need to know. They're going to find out eventually of course but I'm already a failure so I'm not sure how I can disappoint them further. I seriously doubt that they'd go crazy or something but honestly I don't know.
i need to snap out of my delusional optimism this is always gonna be miserable i hate my life i have to kill myself
>>7857448
gelli
>>7857448
hugg
just got warmer here this week but -20f is pretty harsh ;-; it was like -10 to 0C for the last three months
Evangeline should not be exposed to the cold!
>>7857452
not recommended
play the new Zelda instead
What's worse going on an alcohol bender or a sex bender?
at least you're burning calories with the sex bender, amirte?
>>7857464
i'm a fucking waste
>>7857466
Why not do both?
>>7857452
Enjoy your optimism! Time for being miserable and wsnting to kill yourself will come in due time.
:3
>>7857460
iktf I lived in a house with two furnaces to heat up the place. it's ok as long the fire is burning but if you don't keep it going you are doomed for hours.
>>7857478
i already had oatmeal for breakfast
lunch too
pls send help
>tfw drunk but your bf isn't home
nothing to do but lie in bed and try not to think
i want to scream
>>7857476
losing power and heating is really scary, usually happens at least once a year :c
Röpsje pooped a lot this night :O
>>7857480
*Makes you dinner oatmeal*
Do you make your own chicken soup?
This one is awesome:
https://food52.com/recipes/27183-chicken-soup-with-onions-and-garlic-for-the-endless-winter
I substitute the noodles with zuchinni peeled to noodle, because calories
>>7857486
Where do you live gloomy?
Also, remove the poop to keep the insect healthy!
>>7857484
losing power doesn't happen often her but when they fill up the oil tanks they need to restart the heater so you have no warm water or heating for ~12 hours :/
Bleh, go to sleep or elliptical?
I put on 7 pounds on these last week, but it's maybe alcohol bloating.
>>7857490
I'm from Germany, why?
I gave her a new leaf and stick to climb on~
She is really active the morning, so maybe she is looking for a place to turn into a butterfly :3
>>7857495
>Why do you want to know where I live
I was just curious why you would have a creature from springtime...but I guess lettuce grows in greenhouses.
Where did you get the caterpillar?
>Maybe butterfly soon
Hmmm I don't know, I think it needs to be fatter
>>7857495
lil pillar
Ok, i'm going to try to sleep a while. Laters thread!
how do i become a girl faster
>>7857508
use testosterone accelerationism to speed up the hormonal dialectic
>>7857511
i don't think you can apply hegelian or marxian dialectics to transition, anon
>tfw no agp transbian relationship
>>7857513
uhm ye you can i think though
>>7857515
>tfw no gf in general
>person adds me on fb
hi how did you find my facebook
>shows pic of himself shirtless, and pic of greasy dick
oh
>>7857516
Not in the way that anon was suggesting!
tfw no gf to send egoist memes to
>>7857520
i mean
technically speeding up your metabolism would make the rate at which your cells replace each other faster. That's pretty dialectic if you think abt it no? Idk ur smarter than me
>>7857511
I'm waiting until after my bell goes off to start hrt, because I heard that starting before is dangerous.
Will higher testosterone make my bell go off sooner?
>>7857520
>tfw no systemic crises in the male endocrine system
eva cold ;~;
thread?
threaaaaaad!
>tfw seizing the means of hormone production from your testicular oppressors
: )
>>7857142
>>tfw would have to spend 300$ on a console that'll probably be forgettable
>>tfw could just go on rule34 instead
or download CEMU?
>>7857544
idgi
We're not even close to the bump limit, let alone the image limit.
please let me get this job
please let me get this job
please
please
please
>>7857555
ok girls
how do i into posture? I feel like i slouch too much
>>7857486
maybe those are eggs, not poop
>>7857564
larvae dont reproduce lol
biology 101
>>7857565
well excuse me, alfred einstein
we can't all be as smart as you
i want this btw
>>7857562
stand up straight lil nigga
>>7857569
wow thanks birdo
>>7857136
Yeah and it's pretty bad.
>>7857565
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacculina
forced feminization is natural, animals do it too
>>7857254
It's even worse than that Faye.
Where do I begin?
1. Unbalanced difficulty. Even at the start of the game, enemies can kill you in 1 hit which is pretty ridiculous even if you get decent armor. Link is pretty weak.
2. The durability of weapons sucks when you have such a limited inventory. You can increase it but it takes forever. If the durability of weapons was good, I wouldn't mind the limited inventory but weapons break with 3-5 hits usually.
3. The shrine puzzles get tedious after awhile and going through all 100 is rather boring.
4. The game can be beat in just 2 hours or less. You can go straight to Ganon once you gotten the glider.
5. You must have a sufficient amount of life to pull out the master sword, otherwise you die. This is dumb.
Also the master sword doesn't break (which is nice) but does have a cool down.
6. Barely any music which is something Zelda is memorable for.
>>7857581
>1. Unbalanced difficulty. Even at the start of the game, enemies can kill you in 1 hit which is pretty ridiculous even if you get decent armor. Link is pretty weak
I haven't played it, so I have no idea if this is a legitimate point or not, but it makes you sound like some sort of turbocasual.
>>7857585
I've played every Zelda even the really shitty cd-I ones. The difficulty in this game reminds me of The Adventure of Link which was known for a unbalanced difficulty.
Challenge on a game should be slowly ramped up within each new area but it hits hard as soon as you start.
It feels like I'm playing hero mode
I hope the new Zelda isn't bad when I play it
>>7857587
I don't mind when a game forces you to adapt or drop right away.
Does it get more challenging as it goes on or does it kind of plateau?
>>7857591
it's too difficult for you, snickerdoodle
maybe you should get your boyfriend to help you
just wanna hug her t b h
>>7857591
It's a decent game.
I beaten the game despite the problems.
I also won't go into its shitty frame rate which loves to drop at times.
>>7857597
iktf :c
>>7857605
Forgot another annoying thing which is that there are no more heart pieces.
Instead, you do shrines to get spirit orbs which you trade every 4 for either a stamina increase or heart container.
so....does that mean Skyward Sword is good now?
>>7857605
*constantly finding new weapons
>>7857608
No
It's better than SS, but not by much
>>7857603
it hurtsssssssssssss
ugh
sup?
>>7857612
I have high hopes for this game then
Skyward Sword is my favorite Zelda game
>>7857618
Did you rape isla's mouth
>>7857613
how to make time go faster?
>>7857619
>Skyward Sword is my favorite Zelda game
Oh snicks no
hi im here now
>>7857623
omg ><
>>7857622
ugh~
I love it soo much
>>7857624
eeeevvvaaa ^>^
>>7857621
sleep is the only way i've found
but time doesn't really help me
distance is the kicker
>>7857621
sleep or time machines
>>7857625
Oh wait you said favorite, not best didn't you?
That's fair.
My favorite is majoras mask
>>7857626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4VycaR-1DA
My old workout song makes me feel guilty now
seriously tho...
how can someone not like Skyward Sword
it's visually stunning
has beautiful music
the best characters/development
swinging the sword is super fun
all the temples are good for the most part
it's just....unff~ *ok finger sign * kiss hand mwuh A++
any specific soy products you guys use for dat extra estrogen?
>>7857628
actually sleep sounds really good right now
i have repressed so fucking hard. I just want to be a man but I can't live with myself being a man but what the fuck is a woman. How tf am I supposed to act like one after all this. I am so detached from certain parts of myself and I don't even know how to ask for help. I am so hopelessly disgusting. I feel so lost. I just want my ex back. God I wish there was more to it than just me. I am a problematic piece of burden. I am a fucking disgrace.
>>7857638
http://evolvepolitics.com/secretive-dwp-documents-prove-they-silenced-media-from-running-stories-they-dont-approve-of/
the UK is literally more fascistic than the USA now, how the fuck did this happen?
>>7857641
just be yourself
>>7857640
why would brain damaging plastic help me appear more feminine
>>7857643
I mean
don't you guys like...record everything and have weird porn laws?
this stuff has been creeping
>>7857647
yup
we laugh at the americans but really all that's different is the insufferable bombast of american political rhetoric, we're way further down the slippery slope over here and have been for the last 6 years, it's fucking awful
>>7857641
You aren't disgusting junebug. In the end it's not about being a man or a woman, it's really about being yourself.
This burden we have is difficult as fuck and desperation comes and goes in waves... don't let yourself get drowned in this.
You're a beautiful person and you're worth so.mich more thn what you hive yourself credit for.
>>7857649
well our congress is usually more well-behaved then your parliament
>>7857641
iktf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
daily reminder to b.e yourself
daily reminder to lift and eat protein so your butt gets bigger and you can eat more without gaining weight
>>7857643
you don't seem to have set the bar particularly high for "fascism"
nonetheless, the DWP do love to fudge the numbers when it comes to unemployment and disability figures, and i find it hard to believe any statistics they release on those two things
it's a bit hyperbolic to call it "silencing the media" though, when all they really did was ask journalists not to run certain stories and be suspiciously selective about what data they hand over to third parties
>>7857636
I tried playing it with my bestfriend and the gameplay just wasn't for us. every fight with any enemy was either boring or annoying. the only 3D zeldas I really like are wind waker and majoras mask.
>>7857664
did they kill a guy to get that
>>7857646
>Not knowing that BPA is an estrogen mimic
No need to sperg about it, it was a tounge in cheek response.
Also phytoestrogens inhibit the absorbtion of your Estrogen pills. Some trip posted study about it, but you're going to have to scourge the archives if you want the truth.
>>7857668
you can get bodies of dead people without killing someone
also humans aren't the only earthly creatures with fat and muscles
>>7857672
but the warrior code states that you can only desecrate a body if you've killed it yourself
>>7857678
no one follows the warrior code nim
>>7857680
same
>>7857664
>eating protein while I'm trying to kill repression gains
No way
Go to sleep or attend to your responsibilities.
>>7857668
Stop thinking about murder Emi, that's really morbid.
>>7857682
oh i thought they did
>>7857687
Too risky. Can't allow the body to preserve muscle
I'll build it back in the right places once I reach skeleton mode
>>7857688
a common mistake
>>7857691
oh well i guess same
wow gloomy is pretty :o
Lmao I just remembered I was raped as a kid
>>7857704
Top kek
>>7857700
Nuuuuuhhhh >.<
>>7857715
gloomy ^^
>>7857716
emi :>
>>7857720
gloomy how are you!?!?!
i hope you're doing well!
>>7857704
shit senpai
same happened to a friend recently
I hope I don't have any repressed memories
I had a pretty fucked up nightmare about being sexually assaulted last night
>>7857722
Hi nimmu~
I'm happy, thank you for asking :3
My necklace arrived today - The same one Rini has :3
And my Röpsje was very active today, but now she's sleeping under a leaf :)
How are you? :o
>>7857707
Lol right?
>>7857700
Substantiate this claim.
>>7857726
i ordered a lot of girlstuff from amazon but its gonna take like a week to get here
and i have to make sure to pick it up so i dont have to explain to my mom why i have a packaged addressed to me with eyeliner in it <.< >.>
emi a sweetie
goodnight /mtfg/
>>7857742
Ahhh I wanna order lots of stuff too, but I really need so save money now >.<
I'll prolly get shopping with Rini soon, so I shouldn't spend that much yet >.<
Ahh~ your parents open your packages? That must be horrible :(
My dad only hides them from me and threatens to send them back since he doesn't know a girlname and stuff, so I always have to make sure to snap it before he can do something with it >.<
>>7857749
Nini sheeni~
>>7857704
Lmao! This is my daily existence XD
>>7857749
Night sheen!
>>7857749
tfw can't fall asleep
>>7857759
Then turn off your computer/phone, and get some shuteye! It's no fun being grumpy in the morning!
>>7857752
yeah sometimes :<
im just nervous that she'll find something..
>>7857759
Maybe you can drink a warm milk with honey :3
It helps you calm down~
And yeah a blue light filter like redshift or f.lux or twilight for android might help too, but maybe it's just a meme :o
>>7857759
put char in my pocket
put lil pillow in pocket
>>7857760
I want a massage, or a pizza.
>>7857764
Milk with honey?
I can't drink milk lactose my dude
>>7857765
thanks nim always looking out for me
>>7857767
pat pocket once
>>7857767
Oh I'm sorry I didn't know that :(
That must be hard...
Maybe you can listen to some nice music, or read a bit or imagine nice things~ :O
>>7857767
I can't give you either of those things
but I can give you a huggu
*huggu*
>>7857768
<3
>>7857770
I think i'm going to find a cat.
>>7857772
o-oh thanks~
>>7857773
Mhh~ cats are really cute and hearing them purr and feeling their fluff is really relaxing :3
I like cats :)
Ahhh everyone is busy >.<
>>7857793
What do you mean?
trying tucking today
it hurts
>>7857793
I'm being paid to poop RN.
Yeah
I'm busy, srry
How are you doing otokonoko general?
>>7857797
why?
how?
why?
>>7857800
I'm at work,
On the clock,
I had to poop,
I'm getting paid to poop.
>>7857803
wtf valq
>>7857795
The thread was dead and the people I usually chat with all have something to do now :(
>>7857797
Ohh that's nice to earn money like that :o
My little Röpsje would be a millionaire by now :D
>>7857799
My japanese isn't that great, but isn't onnanoko correct here?
Who here /nottakingtheirnedsanddrinking/
>>7857765
How the hell are you friends with chara i thought she doxxed you
>>7857813
I hate Ned
Why would I take him with me drinking?
>>7857818
Wtf I meant meds
>>7857814
who hasn't doxxed nim t b h
>>7857816
how are you two even compitable as friends you r kind and she is a monster
>>7857815
Ohh I don't know much about oil and stuff, but if you like it it's nice~
I hope you earn enough to pay for the things you need at least :S
>>7857819
Sureeeeee
>Ned knows how you feel about him.
>>7857823
I do okay.
My insatiable lifestyle goes unquenched without making oil money anymore tho.
>>7857808
Give me a piece of the cordial pie.
>>7857826
what positives could she have
What would be considered starting early?
>>7857833
During fetal development.
>>7857834
how can you be friends with someone like that wtf
>tfw chin is so sharp I bruised my hand leaning on it
>>7857838
You are delightfully amicable.
>>7857839
Iktf
>>7857846
I am saying you are very nice.
Where are you from?
>>7857846
I live in isolation from all of mtfg.
I think cyba lives closest and she's 4 hours away
>>7857852
How do you reconcile your Islamic beliefs with being trans?
>>7857852
Me too for the past 3 years.
But.
I guess when/if I move towards Cali/Oregon/Washington, I'll be super close to everyone.
The west coast US is infested with trannies.
>>7857808
otokonoko is a mixture of son and daughter, it's what the japs use for "trap"
Is there a reason everyone has been acting super retarded lately? Like more than usual.
>>7857854
Ohh no I'm not a moslem.
My parents are hardcore Christians, but my mom is okay with me being trans at least and even calls me by my girlname now :)
But it must be really horrible for trans children that have radical islamistic parents :S
>>7857855
Yush! I hope you'll find a lot of friends :3
>>7857860
Ohh I see I didn't know that :o
>>7857864
I'm sorry I guess I'm really just retarded :(
>>7857855
>>7857865
You are so precious and innocent that I now feel awful for subjecting you to such a lame and tired joke. The joke was trite commentary on the issue of refugee and economic migrant immigration to Germany.
I'm glad to hear you're out and accepted.
>>7857803
well played
>>7857873
Aahh~ I see :o
I mean I guess it's true that quite a lot people try to immigrate here and about 6% of the German population are muslims, but I dunno if that's enough to assume everyone from Germany is one :O
But I like the way you write, it sounds so sophisticated~ :3
>>7857880
Don't worry, I didn't actually think you were Muslim. ^^
So what brings you here? 4chan can be a very toxic place, and that does not seem like something you would like.
i broke down crying last night until i fell asleep
and it's gonna happen again tonight
and tomorrow night
and so on
life is awful
What's the best or cheapest country for SRS and other plastic surgery?.
>>7857893
I don't have any friends irl anymore and there are many nice people here too - I even met my girlfriend in here :3
And it's nice to have contact with other trannies as well, since we all go through the same troubles and we can give each others tips and cheer ourselves up.
I don't really like the other places here, except for maybe /u/, but /mtfg/ is like a special place, where people can Trip and talk about everything and it's just so comfy~
>>7857894
It's okay anon. What are you so sad about?
>tfw you had a DS with NintenDogs stickers on it as a kid and all the other boys made fun of you for having a girly DS
>>7857915
What happened to your irl friends? I understand if it is too personal to share.
>>7857915
I like you
>>7857914
I don't think srs and plastic surgery is something you want to skimp on.
>>7857914
Anyone?
>>7857894
>life is awful
10 points to gryffindor
>>7857926
>:(
>>7857921
Well I lost contact to them. When I stopped going to school I had nothing to do with the people anymore and when I quit uni it was the same :/
Maybe I never even had real friends, but the people at uni were really nice! Unfortunately my depression got worse and people didn't know what to do with me if I'm feeling so bad and then I stopped going there too and now I don't have any contact to them anymore ._.
But I'd be too scared to tell them I'm trans anyways >.<
>>7857923
Thank you that's nice, but why do you like me?
>>7857923
>>7857931
Because you are Cinnamonroll tier
>>7857930
>14 seconds
What does it mean when you dream you're covered in ants
>>7857935
Aahhh I never had a cinnamonroll before, but they look really tasty and now I wish i had one >.<
And anything with cinnamon really >_<
>>7857942
you want to be held by me
>>7857943
Do you like Cinnamon cookies?
>>7857942
That ur so sweet that all the ants want u
:3
>>7857931
I assume you quit university due to your depression due to depression. Do you have any plans to go back?
>>7857952
>due to your depression due to depression
What the fuck?
>>7857956
i think its pretty nice
who wouldnt want to be sweet n cute n lovable??
>>7857942
That you feel you're being overcome by small problems.
Or that maybe your pijama/bedsheets are itchy.
>>7857958
Im...none of those things though..
>>7857942
>Lots of Ants Covering Your Entire Body:
>The dream with lots of ants crawling all over your entire body is a very negative one. You are being fed on by various people and being consumed. It could be many different people or sources that seek your attention or take away all of your time. The dream represents a collective of everyone who wants a piece of you, this can include your family members, work, and schoolwork. You feel hopeless and being preyed on.
https://dream-meaning.net/animal/ants-dream-interpretation/
I find dream interpretations highly interesting :3
I don't like the esoteric stuff, but I can imagine that it can have some hidden meanings~
A while ago I was dreaming I was suffocated by a lot of pink butterflies >_<
And that was before I got my per caterpillar D:
>>7857950
Ohhhh that sounds amazing! I don't think I ever had one :O
Oh except for Zimtsterne, but that's prolly different and they have so much sugar >.<
>>7857952
Mhh I hope I can do it one day, but it just seems so impossible right now. It was so much stress and even really small things stress me out at the moment >_<
And I would have to continue without the friends I had and do group projects and presentations and it all sounds so scary - Maybe I should just look for a easy job I can do, but I can't imagine any job that seems okay :S
And now with all the trans stuff it makes it even harder to leave the house as long as I'm not passing :(
I really wish I would just pass one day and feel confident and stuff >.<
>>7857962
but if u want to be held by the other anon then u must be cuddly
and cuddles go hand in hand with sweet girls
now cuddle me >:3
>>7857950
I L O V E cinnamon cookies!
Also, Oryx! <3
>>7857970
Cudd anon
>>7857967
Yeah, dreams can be about big things or small things....i love the theory of dreams are how your subconscious resolves everyday problems.
I can't wait for crossdressing cloud in hd
>>7857963
Do you go to counseling? You should seek therapy; there is no shame in it. If you can get help managing stress and anxiety soon, the rest of your life will feel liberated.
>>7857975
*cuddles u*
uwu
>>7857981
Oh Beep, why are you such a degenerate?
Lmao
I want to see HD Barret Wallace <3
>>7857967
Aww~ I hope you find time to rest. I know this feeling so well from uni and school and the high expectations of my dad didn't make it easier and everyone wanted my help and I couldn't say no and basically did their homework sometimes >_<
At the moment I can just relax at home though, but now I'm overwhelmed, because I have to go to so many doctors and stuff :S
>>7857982
Not yet. I was really disappointed with my last psychiatrist. She basically ignored the trans part, because she had no idea of that stuff, so I wasted a year before starting to selfmed finally and she couldn't help me with my depressions either ._.
But now after a long time I finally go to another psychotherapist on next Tuesday, who is experienced with trans people and will hopefully be able to make me official (after RLE >_<).
I'm super scared though :<
>>7857975
>>7857984
You're really cute - You should marry :3
>>7857973
Lessi? Hmm,, pls remind me who you are? <3
>>7857963
=P
>>7857994
>You're really cute
aww thanks gloom bby, ur a cute too~!
>You should marry :3
w-what are you suggesting i just wanted cudds ;-;
>>7858002
The other trip I posted rhymes with ass, but that's done
>>7857992
No you don't understand..it's purely scientific..and girl cloud is pure..and and..look I've been waiting for this for a really long time. Who cares if I play ff7 in lingerie?
I seriously hope you girls aren't dating manlets. Anyone shorter than you isn't a real man.
>not having a bf that can throw you over his shoulder and carry you off
>>7857963
>Maybe I should just look for a easy job I can do, but I can't imagine any job that seems okay :S
you could be a professional qt, although you may be over-qualified for the position
>>7858003
>just wanted cuddles
>just wanted cuddles
>just wanted cuddles
....my heart...ow...
>>7858010
>Girl cloud pure
>Ends in bathtub with 9 muscle men
Ok ;)
>>7858015
No you're totally looking at this in the wrong light you just don't understand. She is pure! Pure! She is my wife.
>>7857992
BLACKED
>>7857994
Good luck. It seems your good nature inspires kindness in others, so keep that in mind when you consider facing the big, scary world. You could end up accidentally making someone's bad day a little better.
>>7858007
noh
wedding dresses are beautiful and thats for some1 extra super special
i just want tons of huggu
>>7858014
well i wouldnt mind moving past cudd
if u know what i mean ;)))
>>7858012
Tfw not bf material
>>7858012
You now realize that people are getting consistently taller in the west due to manlets not getting to reproduce. It's really a broad unwritten eugenics program going on collectively with women selectively discarding manlets.
Also women nowadays are giving birth to bigger and bigger babbies while hip size isn't changing much. Due to C-sections becoming popular women without proper childbearing hips can still pass their genes on.
By 2100 only the THICCEST women are not gonna have a c-section scar lol, calling it now.
>>7858022
Aww thank you :)
But yeah I really like to help people, but I don't know how and then it stresses me out even more :(
I could try to become a psychotherapist, but I would be devastated if I wasn't able to help some poor people >_<
Hello
>>7858031
Manlets should be forced to take HRT or live as a gold star bottoms. Maybe even enforced chastity.
God, I hate manlets.
>>7858020
>And I'm not sure if that job even exists >.<
i think we can open up a position for you
and open up something else while we're at it
>>7858036
That line of work can become excruciating. What were you going to school for?
>>7858040
>>Manlets should be forced to take HRT or live as a gold star bottoms. Maybe even enforced chastity.
This. Anyone 5'6" should be forced to transition.
>>7858047
below 5'6"*
can someone make food appear in front of me
>>7858051
Depends if you're close to me or not.
Am I cuter when it's dark
>>7858058
I don't know what you look like in proper lighting.
I have 67245 dictionary words in 3 different cases in my wordlist and I get the !underpartQ trip twice? o_0
And the only difference is that one ends with - and the other one with _
>>7858044
Aww that's nice :3
I don't know what you mean with the second part though, but you posted that Lewd Anon pic, so I'm a little bit worried D:
>>7858046
Mhh~ I can imagine >_<
I started studying the computer science meme and I was pretty good in it, but I haven't programmed anything in a long time and feel like I've forgotten everything :S
Maybe I could study IT-Psychologie, which is a mix between computer science and psychology, and then I'd have to go to a different uni in a different city and it's all so scary >.<
Anyways I think I'll make dinner now~
I was thinking about baking cinnamon cookies, but that would be too much work now >.<
i don't matter
>Stoopid reactionary, mass murder is just privilege leveling.
>>7858064
Goodbye, Gloomy. To preempt any confusion: If you see another Mirielle, they are probably not me.
>>7858067
Yes you do matter
*patpat*
>>7858068
well that image is depressing :|
>>7858012
I'll never find a guy willing to date that's also 6'4" and above
Life is suffering
>>7858012
Im gonna top a shorter femboy, is that okay?
>>7858012
If he's 5'11 and I'm 5'6 is that okay?
>>7858073
>even the girls are getting pretty tall.
that means you can transition just fine
Meh, I think you're all wrong on this one. As a fellow transgender individual, I've found that manlet chasers make the best boyfriends. I would never date a tall chaser, as I've heard some pretty horrible stories about them from other t-girls.
>>7858081
I'm 6'3" with 19.5" shoulders
If im 5'3 and he's 6'3 is that ok?
>>7858088
Your tits are in just the right height for most guys during slowdances.
>>7858090
For sure, you can suck his dick standing up.
>>7858090
That's pretty trutrans
>>7858094
>so long as the femboy consents ofc
fuck
if im unlovable and dont have a bf is that ok
>>7858101
Yea same I'm just pretending
>>7858101
I'm also unlovable and tfw no bf so it's all good senpai
Cudd?
>>7858101
What makes you unlovable?
>tfw no femboy bf to consensually rape
>when the delayed hangover hits and you feel like your body is falling apart
Now accepting:
Gf applications
This is an equal opportunity position
Unless ur taller than me
>>7858121
How small are you?
>>7858121
I am not gay, but I will let you be my drug dealer.
>>7858121
literally no one likes you
>>7858128
This desu senpai
>>7858120
hopefully it's leprosy causing that and not a hangover
>>7858128
:(
That's not tru(trans)e
>>7858123
I'm 6'1
>>7858124
What u need senpai
>>7858141
you're as delusional as you are stupid and ugly if you think anyone here likes you
>>7858143
I am stupid and ugly but you're sad
Don't be sad anon.
Life is wonderful, gorgeous.
Be happy instead :]
>>7858120
*Makes chicken soup for you and plays with your hair until you feel better*
https://food52.com/recipes/27183-chicken-soup-with-onions-and-garlic-for-the-endless-winter
>>7858154
i don't know how lots of things work, but that doesn't mean i can't wish them upon you
>>7858121
I'm not even interested but I'm still upset that I'm too tall for consideration.
>>7858167
Will you be my science teacher?
>>7858141
>6'1"
Reeee
At least be short enough so I can use your head as an armrest
I want to kill
Myself
reply to this if ur gay lol
>>7858069
Aahhh I din't know Mirielle was such a common name :O
>>7858171
i'd rather be your principal
since, you know, you seem to be lacking those in your life
>>7858180
LMAO
>>7858178
Guilty as charged beep
>>7858179
I stole her name and got away with it.
>>7858180
I want you to stuff me full of your principles desu
>every OKC message is a bot now
>want for bf increasing constantly
reeeEEEE
>>7858177
>5'1"
oooo tiny
>>7858178
I'm just a gay man on girl pills desu
>>7858184
Ohh I see :o
Apparently there is another Gloomy at /r9k/, but I dunno who was there first~
I wish beepbeep was my bf.
>>7858192
ya gotta stop being gross my man
>>7858195
I wish beepbeep was my gf
I'm like single and everything
>>7858195
Ill stop the poo stuff bby...idk why but i want you... you're special to the grinch.
>>7858191
You let this imposter live? How benevolent.
>>7858177
Cause I'm
Not a girl
>>7858185
oh, i'd stuff you with something alright - stuff you like a dumb, slutty olive
i'd like to see them fill you full of meat and feed you to a pack of stray dogs
>>7858200
Aahh you're funny :3
I would never harm anyone :O
is it pathetic to miss someone after 2 days?
How to get fat without muscle, /mtfg?
>>7858208
no
2 days is fine
>>7858208
I still miss my gf
Is it pathetic to miss someone after a year?
>>7858211
is this a real question?
>>7858206
SUUUUUURE
We all have skeletons in our closets. What's your darkest secret?
>>7858205
So you're admitting that you want to fill elanna with your meat?
>>7858205
Stop
Getting
Me
So
Turned
On
>>7858219
I was born as a boy D:
>>7858218
I'm too much of a beast to actually gain any fat without most of the calories becoming muscle
>>7858226
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>7858202
Yes you are :]
Bet you're a qt too <3
Cheer up sugar plum
>>7858227
Dumbest thing i think ive ever read in my entire life.
I'm sorry ;__;
>>7858221
>>7858222
that wasn't what i meant, don't twist my words with your snake-tongues
i just want elanna to get hurt
>>7858233
We can't all be abominable lards like you bb.
I forgive you. Almost all of us make mistakes.
>>7858236
im actually a 110 lb twink thank you very much you hon.
Im the hottest one here tbqh. I bend over for straight men very hard.
>>7858235
https://clyp.it/srmwgw2c
Sorry, I couldn't help myself
Tfw a fag
>>7858242
t-tell us more.
>>7858242
you wish you sucked straight man cock as good as me.
>>7858236
You just rekt that fag
>Mfw
Please kill me
Will I get a prize?
>>7858256
One free hugg
>>7858258
Why do you want me to kill Cindy?
>>7858245
that isn't even what i sound like
i denounce and reject this blatant character assassination
>>7858217
Nah
>>7858261
It'd be the nice thing to do
>>7858261
Oh
I didn't realize you were replying to Cindy on that
No prize for killing anyone
>>7858256
You can have my stuff if you kill me
has anyone had success finding a guy on dating websites? not just grindr sex
I'm vaguely feminine (4.5 months hrt), not ugly but I definitely look like a guy
some older bi guy would be like perfect, idk if I should even bother looking
>>7858271
just go outside, if you're halfway presentable guys will hit on you
>tfw no energy...
>>7858276
trip on, jeb
>>7858274
I'm lonely
It just hit me that I haven't had a friend for over a year
>>7858264
so why do you dislike elanna?
>>7858250
I've seen people on /lgbt/ say that trans girls tend to be good at giving oral, but I have no idea how true that is.
>>7858281
yes hello offering friend services
>>7858290
No thanks
>>7858286
>TFW can't suck dick for shit
>TFW muff diving godess with an anaconda tongue.
I can't speak for everyone tho
>>7858245
You sound like a ghoul from Fallout.
>>7858250
Well they ain't straight if they let you suck their cock, right?
What would you want to have in a vidja game to feel properly represented?
Is it enough to have a character who exclaims that she's a tranny? Someone clearly repressing? Someone transitioning through the game? People commenting on issues? Someone being trans and normal with normal people issues to show er're not freaks?
>>7858264
Until I hear your real voice I'm just going to read all your posts in that voice and imagine you twirling a long mustache
>>7858285
He has a crush~
>>7858281
What about the people here or elsewhere online?
>tfw have friends but still feel incredibly lonely
>>7858297
>he
how do you know it's not a trans person
>>7858298
It's not the same as real friends and like even then, pretty much still no friends
>>7858245
Sounds like a C list villain
Perfect bully anon voice
>>7858249
Weeeellllllll I don't mean to brag, it I'm hella gay
>>7858260
Yeah that's true
You're not even really that gay
>>7858290
Babe got BTFO ;~;
>at bfs
>he wanna fug but my tummy is upset
Ugh i wish i had a vag, anal sucks
>>7858286
>but I have no idea how true that is.
Unsure but doesn't it logically make sense that if you have/had a dick, you'd understand how they work better than a cis-female who doesnt?
I know I give bomb head so it's true in my case.
>>7858295
>Well they ain't straight if they let you suck their cock, right?
no. lots of straight guys are interested in transwomen.
If I feel angry is my hrt not working?
>>7858309
Iktf
>>7858313
does pot make hrt work better?
YouTube video set to cold play and green day. :l "oh I used to be a man...lol it was tough and I was (dumb shit). It was tough but I figured it out that I needed a change. But really I am....drumroll.... A GIRL!!! OMG it was scary at first. Then I got hormones. :)"
* my first time out ;)
>autistic train wreck hon pic
* lol me when I passed!
>picture that looks like a 34 year old man with thick glasses and makeup.
"Now I'm still a long way to go but I stay strong. Lol don't give up. Just b urself :^) God bless"
My mom is watching hon vids on YouTube.
>>7858304
Hugg
>>7858313
Are you just starting hrt? It could be th testosterone leaving you
Or at least that's what I was told
>>7858311
>It logically make sense that if you have/had a dick, you'd understand how they work better than a cis-female who doesnt?
I have no idea how penises work
>>7858250
But you're only into straight men to fulfill your weird role play fetish. I appreciate straight men because they are so manly OMG. I love straight men they make my monster 6.5 jnch dick very very hard.
>>7858284
Valq. You are a transbian creepy hon. Dont reply to me anymore.
>>7858301
I like to imagine them as a cute, inexperienced sexually confused ~19yo boy that's angry about how they have crotch feels for a girly boy
>>7858295
Ty I try
>>7858317
Direct her to reddit tranny timelines
>>7858286
I've gotten very good feedback
a large part is effort and I love doing it, it helps to be able to suppress your gag reflex
>>7858329
>I'm the creepy hon in this situation
Why are you here?
>>7858302
Having "real" friends often requires one to participate in tedious and inane social functions. But I do understand the need for more intimate connections. You probably already know this, but to make real friends you have to go out. Go out often. It will suck at first—you might even start to feel lonelier than before—but it will be worth it.
>>7858329
You sound jealous that you can't get straight men like me. Stay mad! All you'll ever do is be able to get whiffs of their poo!
>>7858322
:S they always made sense to me. Even if I hated mine.
>>7858320
"Wow, you're really strong for a girl."
>>7858339
I don't pass and have nowhere to go
I don't really know how to go out, or where I can go
I know pretty much nothing
>>7858340
I've never particularly hated mine...
I've always wished I was in more of a futa scenario with my genitals.
Like, I don't mind using my dick (can't orgasms inside other ppl tho)
At the same time, being penetrated in context to where my digestive system is ATM feels sad and dysphoric most of the time
>>7858342
>"I've never seen a guy with hair like yours"
>"your nails look so nice for a boy's"
>"oh I thought you were a girl, sorry"
>>7858311
I'm a lesbo but I would give good head for sure. I am not interested in dick in my mouth but oral stimulation is still nice. I love pickles. I'd marry a pickle and give it head. I'm stoned I just got back from Florida I played the best piano session of my life.
My mom i
>>7858331
I have. "they're gorgeous" "they pass". "u could look like that"
>>7858342
>implying that thing looks like a girl at all
>>7858347
that was a pretty musical sentence.
I wanna remix it
>>7858232
I'm not
>>7858347
I think she'd rather dance with you. uwu
>>7858340
I KNOW THAT ILL NEVER DATE A TRUE STRAIGHT MAN AND THAT I HAVE TO TAKE SNEAK N PEAK OF WHIFF N SNIFFS OF THEIR POO IN BATHROOM OMG. IM GONNA CRY!
>>7858335
Shut up bitch
>>7858245
Is that what you sound like?
>>7858271
Online "dating" is hard
Really go to bars and shit.
Gay bars if you feel more comfortable there.
>>7858300
Is that show good?
I am 6'1 tho
>>7858322
beanboy opinion:
Its a combination of some trans girls being just gay feminine boys that transitioned (read: this thread) and get off to some sort of omg this hunk is letting me slob on his big cock cuz I look so fem omg this is so hot he sees me as a girl I bet if I never took skittles he would never even look at me twice and others kinda feeling bad for themselves for being born male and like to be abused and degraded cuz they feel bad about themselves, which is obviously hot.
>>7858361
Give it up fag, you were rek't like 10 posts ago
>>7858311
>straight
Pic related.
>>7858330
I always liked ghoul companions.
>>7858373
i am a subby twink.
I enjoy getting rekt
>want to leave apartment
>anxiety won't let me
Delete
>>7858372
It's a good show
Just went on hiatus until July/August but season 2 is good stuff
>I am 6'1 though
Aww rip
I like guys that are either below 5'6" or at or above my height
What is the difference between this two pictures?
I finally downloaded this app and it makes me wanna die a little.
TFW I'd be a pretty girl if just XX.
>>7858384
The bottom one looks like she's wearing make up and has slept enough
>>7858384
it just seems to rebalance color and change levels a bit. looks as if the light was softer, the lips reder and the skin more uniform. it's a tiny difference that doesn't really seem to matter from this side.
>>7858384
What >>7858394 said.
Plus it smoothed all the sharp angles of your face. I don't know why would you torture yourself.
I don't want to be alive today :/
>>7858384
That's why I never downloaded that app.
I knew if I did then I would either think "Oh, that's neat" and forget about it, or I'd feel really bad about what could have been.
>>7858361
get on the girl pills and you can date plenty of straight men! assuming you were telling the truth about your body size you'd probably be cute
just don't tell them about the whole poo thing though
>>7858400
Stay in bed?
>>7858400
What happened?
>>7858406
This
>>7858236
The irony
>>7858410
THAT ADVICE DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU
>>7858372
>like to be abused and degraded cuz they feel bad about themselves
dis me
I hate that I love it :(
>tfw ywn go pearl diving
>>7858413
Y not
Bed Is safe
>>7858422
There could be a monster under it.
>26
>swole
>have felt dysphoria since i was a kid
>always felt likr a girl until i "manned" up
>never really felt like a man either way
> only reason im not transitioninf is because of muscles
>legit regret lifting
I realize my mistake...
>>7858406
I already tried that, it just leads to more ruminating on my "life"
I need to distract myself, except I'm too depressed to get any enjoyment out of anything.
>>7858407
Nothing, besides waking up. It's usually the worst part of my day :/
>>7858424
>There could be a monster under it.
I hope so. Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JRkz04OZAY
>>7858428
>being poor
>>7858435
I opted for a floor mattress cause I like it, but my brother has a bed frame
>>7858245
If I paid for all the expenses, could you read all of the harry potter books in that voice?
>>7858435
>being non-japanese
SHAMEFUR MIRIERU
>>7858431
You might be surprised by how much your muscles can disappear on anti-androgens.
>>7858431
Rekt
What you gonna do about it?
>>7858419
Pearl necklace joke
>>7858415
Did I hit it on the nail?
Don't be sad it's ok to like it. Girls are like that too but sometimes less extreme and sometimes more extreme. You know that sex show scene in requireum for a dream where this girl loses her soul for drugs? You got this :] go paint ur nails lol I'm sure they look cute
>>7858433
Get a small fridge full of ice cream and keep it within arms reach of your bed.
>>7858439
Your brother must be the "favorite".
>>7858431
There are girls with muscles.
>>7858452
arm's*
Close one.
>>7858449
I didn't mean to imply ur not a girl also
>>7858431
this >>7858445
It'll take a few years, but lots of muscles can go away.
>>7858452
I was offered a bed frame but declined!
Buuuut of course he's the favorite, he's the normal outgoing boy with good grades and I'm the introvert tranny nearly failing in school
>>7858462
Do your parents ever use him as an example?
>>7858452
b-but... I need to become a skeleton
>>7858428
Go answer OP in his/her thread!
>>7858468
noh
skellies are ugg
just dont go full t h i c c
>>7858468
I am lost.
Have you ever met someone that inspires you every way?
>>7858473
Yes, but he committed suicide last year.
I have to poop
>>7858378
Don't we all :3
>>7858394
B-b-but I'm okay at makeup and I don't look like that when I wear it. I also sleep a lot.
>>7858396
yea I guess.
>>7858403
its a pretty brutal app
>>7858409
>You are a pretty girl x)
u sure about that
>>7858476
>Tfw someone inspires you to sudoku
P U R G A T O R Y
>>7858487
>tfw skelly
cannot gain weight no matter how hard I try
fuck you dont pick on me reeeee
>>7858492
pick up the fork skinny ass
>mfw early transitioner on reddit
>>7858471
>skellies are ugg
I know, it's only temporary. I still have gross manfat I want to lose.
>>7858472
>I am lost.
Me too ;_;
>tfw not female enough to participate in cis only spaces
>tfw trans friendly spaces end up being trans dominant
>>7858494
My mom accepts me and supports me a lot but pretty much noone else
>>7858497
I eat like a pig and I'm still 140
>>7858384
Faceapp!
I guess I like the jaw thing but the eyebrow sucks
>>7858460
nah it's fine
I have the hormones of a girl and try to look like one but idk I'm really not one
>>7858511
doubtful, start actually eating consistently
>tfw skeltal
:c
>>7858384
The chin is ffs'd the hair is lightened and the makeup is done
mommy
>>7858476
why?
>tfw awkward mix of male and female fat
Female from the hips down
Looks weird senpai
>>7858523
*picks u up*
>tfw most of my unconscious mannerisms are feminine now
Spooky
>>7858503
>go to trans support group
>it's 95% non binary people with very little or no dysphoria and FtMs
>tfw going to the one for cis and trans girls would make me incredibly uncomfortable because I'm not full time yet
>>7858519
Thank miss skeltal
>>7858523
Come give mommy a hug baby!
>>7858529
yeah the trans label is a load of shit, i think
best to distance yourself from it as soon as possible
>go to 'trans friendly' lesbian discord
>general chat is dominated by trannies
>it's like, half trannies
>at some point a pre-hrt transgirl is posting male selfies
>in a fucking lesbian discord
i feel bad for the cis girls who put up with that shit baka
>>7858531
Cali
I fucking hate relationships
I'm like very careful about any information that I have given out after a breakup and normally don't tell anyone anything concrete for months.
I had a cooking class tonight, I spider sensed there was an issue because she was supposed to be there, I was canceled without refund by her without me even calling in.
>>7858545
>Hates relationships
>Still pursues them
Stop using words you dont understand Faye
>>7858545
Are you officially broken up?
Or is edie hacking your life?
If the first one, I'm sorry but you shared some pretty fucked up stuff that you didn0't need to put up with. OIf the second, that would be extremely funny.
>>7858551
kill urself my man
>>7858539
Yeah I don't like to associate with the couple of trans groups at school, I never really gained anything from them except feeling extremely awkward. I'm sure that feeling would get extended to other spaces like it in real life too
Post animal pics
>>7858555
Cant kill whats already dead inside.
>>7858508
>hi pretty
that's you tho, baby/
>>7858562
>Cant kill whats already dead inside.
>iktf
>>7858561
>>7858561
>>7858561
would you like some pictures of my kitty
>>7858556
i don't socialize irl at all
tfw no friends
you just meet a lot of weird trans online
>>7858578
flopwop
>>7858545
So was this like a petty way to get back at you or was i t something different? Idgi
My experience is that people who know you well, know where to hurt you. But I don't know if this is applicable or not.
does anyone have any suggestions for a new road bike?
>>7858561
>>7858579
Yes cat are the best
>should get up and shower
>bed is too safe and warm
>>7858581
snuggi
>>7858591
here you go my pham
>>7858587
It has to like be new and make sure it can like go on roads.
What's a road bike though?
>>7858595
Hnnng a tux
>>7858595
kitty wants huggu
>>7858584
I don't know, I called and they had to investigate how it even happened. I just know she called and got to the instructor and had me removed and they didn't charge back my money on my card
>>7858601
Hugg
>>7858596
the frame and wheels are different and its made for speed instead of durability. you ride on smooth surfaces only and go zoooom
>>7858606
cudd
>>7858608
So cute omg
beepbeep more like cutecute
Cindy more like shit
>>7858611
he's adorable, he sits like that every day until I pick him up and cradle him, then he likes to put his paws on my shoulders when I sit down and rub his head under my chin. Cats are the best tbqh
>>7858615
don't pick on cindy, you little shit
>>7858630
But she's a loser and should be bullied?
>>7858637
buttslut
>>7858639
>>7858639
>>7858639
>>7858639
>>7858641
Yes
Please please please get the job
>>7858607
Ducati Diavel?
>>7858644
last image
ur all qt
>>7858612
I'm pretty sure you're the problem and cant find a decent guy if your life depended on it.
>>7858604
Hmm, it could be management oversight that she called and said she was cancelling for her and management being proactive .
Have you had communications at all with her to gauge her anger levels?
I remember you saying she was non confrontational from your stories, but that's like passive aggressive personality 101.
>>7858656
I want an fz07 and a Ducati scrambler Desert sled so fucking bad
>>7858562
Why are you dead inside? Is this a trans confession
If you are cis you should be happy