Cis LesGen

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I will watch over you sister.

>>7814509
>girls talk about their sisters walking in on them masturbating and the ensuing hilarity
Wait, that happened to someone else beside me? How did I miss that

>>7814718
Were you elmo girl?

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>>7814509
Woa, new thread? Cool, because men and tranners invaded the last two; they're rabid.

Also, I could've had pizza for dinner but I refused. What's happening to me?

>>7814741
Yeah that's me.

>>7814749
You're turning into a man, obviously.

>>7814750
I think it was austria who described flopping around like a fish when her sister came in.

>>7814749

good thing only cis lesbians know how to get into this thread...

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Why is japanese porn so fucking lewd?

>>7814768
well that does sound like her

>>7814771
if that was actually Japanese porn it'd be pixelated

>>7814771
Delete this

Girls. Bitches. Women.

Do you remember masturbating to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

>>7814771

honestly? cuz of their culture makes them feel repressed and isolated in a lot of ways... if i had to guess... sex is an area of life where people get to be free, so is media...

>>7814771
>japanese lesbian porn
Why must they kiss like they're trying to each other?

I found some nip lesbians getting married tho and that was cute.

>>7814771
Thank you
You just got me fired

>>7814766
>Implying that the more pizza you eat, the more feminine and sapphic you become.

Are you, anon?
>>7814769
Well, that's the emotion of mistery I guess!

>>7814771
this is a SFW board, you know?


MODS

>>7814789
I can't masturbate while laughing

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>>7814818
Just ignore him.

>>7814789
Nothing about that that's even slightly arousing

>>7814834
What about laughing sex with a qt?

>>7814856
Are you fucking serious? Are you even gay? The oiled women with power tools isn't hot for you?

>>7814509
>/clg/ talks alcohol
I shouldn't have done that. I feel sick as shit and I need to think of a way to cover up that stupid message I sent to my het friend. At least I have a few others I can stalk.

>>7814789
I think I started watching that before I learned how to masturbate. My best friend's brother gave me a CD full of music and few music videos all like that. Good times.

>>7814858
That sounds good. I heard great sex means being able to laugh together before, during and afterwards.

>>7814874
It was fun though. I had some more cognac because you inspired me.
Also what'd you send her?

>>7814866
Transbian here.
That video is really bad and not sexy at all.

>>7814866
>oiled women
I don't enjoy the feel of oil. You plebian.
>power tools
Why would I ever find power tools sexy? Gimme something like girls getting lapdances with tons of booty. Now that's refined taste!

>>7814874
>tfw no girl to get wasted with

>>7814891
First off, gtfo reee.

Second, you're probably just a gay man, then.

>>7814900
Not a man, and definitely not into dudes.

>tfw no qt french-canadian gf.

>>7814898
The look of oil! The voluptuous, pouty lipped sexy fucking bitches wielding dominant power tools isn't getting you wet?

>>7814874
It's very nostalgic. I came a lot when watching it at 11 pm as a 12 year old.

>>7814789
A little too transparently exploitative for me, like it's just kinda weird to see all these seemingly straight women posing seductively while handling power tools for whatever reason.

>>7814903
Definitely a man, probably into dudes.

>>7814884
It was fun but I took it too far. I got pretty drunk and sent a facebook message to a het friend I'd had a crush on for the last year. She's seen it but hasn't replied. I spoke to her about this a couple of weeks ago and the result was pretty much the same, so now I'm worried I'm turning into the crazy lesbian stalker het girls feel awkward around.

>>7814898
It was the jiggling that I liked. As a prepubescent girl, I found it very inspiring. Kind of liked the music too.

>>7814856

so what man broke your heart?

>>7814943
What rape experience made you want to hack your cock off?

>>7814934
That sucks, sorry to hear it anon. But if she's a friend I'm sure she won't think less of you, just say you were drunk and stupid.
On new year's eve I drunkenly whispered "I'm gonna cum thinking about you tonight" at a het friend of mine and she laughed it off too (although I wanted to vanish into the earth from embarrassment), so you'll survive that as well.

>>7814934
When will you start to rape het girls?

>>7814949

that was funny... but really i don't believe man hating lesbians are actually attracted to women...

>>7814960
""""political"""" lesbians are the worst.

One attempted to go down on me once, worst experience ever.

>>7814509
>Anon is playing a dangerous game with her teen gf
you fuckin be careful
srsly

今日は、女たち~

>>7814960
Well, that's an illogical conclusion. Your ability to not want to eat feces does not devaluate your desire to eat cake.

If you can take your cock being hacked off, you can take a mean word.

>>7814985
I really like reading about her though, it's like a cheap lesbian novella I'm experiencing in real time.

>>7814982

why's that? as far as i'm concerned bad sex is still alright enough cuz it's sex...

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>>7814987
what?

>>7814998

i'm not a transchick... and i complimented you on your joke

anyway... i don't think it's illogical to assume that a woman who dates women cuz they hate men isn't actually attracted to women... it's fair to assume that they only do it out of hatred for men... so who's the guy who made you this way?

>>7814921
>bitches
You sound like a dude.

>>7814960
Oh geez. If it makes you feel any better I was indifferent to guys all my life. I knew I was gay since around 6 years old. It wasn't until around 19/20 that I really started disliking men because of the way they have to blame all their problems on women or society. Then I watched some beat the shit out of the women in my family, they raped someone close to me, and they tell me I can't dislike them. Maybe stop being such a whiny boy and grow the fuck up? I don't like you, so what?

>>7814999
And the protagonist is a huge doofus

>>7815011
It's a tranny. Ignore.

since sisters seem to be a common topic here I'll ask, so I'm kinda dating a girl and she texts me lots of cute and lewd stuff. earlier my sis grabbed my phone because it was on the table and read the notification that went something along the lines of "I can't wait to see you again, I miss the taste of your pussy" and she's freaking out because she thinks this girl is not right for me or too old I guess.

>>7815011
間違えした
「こんいちは」だったよ

>>7815019
Hating men and being a lesbian doesn't imply causality between the two.

It's hardly rocket science, darling.

>>7815001
Sounds like you've never been with a straight girl giving your vagina disgusted looks.

>>7814999
just thinking about gets my anxiety flaring for some reason worried she might go to prison
hell, get shot by over protective father
or
she gets broken up with for lying about her age

>>7815043
トランニースレへ帰って

>>7815063
Pls no. I want them to overcome the odds, get an apartment together and adopt a cat.

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>>7815029
what, why?
>>7815043
Ohio to you too!

>>7815040
Have a threesome with your gf and your sister

>>7815056
>she doesn't like eating pussy
Goddamn. I wouldn't want to live without this need for other women. It's really what makes living all worth it. But then again you have straight women signing up for those exclusive high-end all-women orgies. Het chicks want to be loved by women without having to love them back. And still, I've heard stories of girls hooking up with straight chicks and expecting a dead fish but that het girl just goes at it like a champ.

>>7814956
I hope so. She's really cute but we don't have a reason to hang out anymore, so I was trying to get closer to her, but I think I scared her off when I called it a date.

There was another girl I had a huge thing for for a long time. She was and still is one of the hottest girls I've ever met and it still makes me angry that one time she kissed a girl and it wasn't me. Fucking het girls, why won't they fuck me ;_;

>>7814957
I don't think I could get away with it and I value their friendship too much. Does masturbating to facebook bikini pictures count as rape? I do that a lot.

>>7815023
Oh, come on. You never refer to hot women as bitches when you've gotten going? Those women were barely people, they were sexy fucking bitches. And that's hot.

>>7815068
「トランニース」じゃない。死に要る。

>>7815081
>Ohio to you too!
Okay that made me giggle

>>7815085
My sister is hetero and my gf hates her (and vice versa, obviously)
She's not even my gf really we're just friends I guess.

>>7815023

so some guys did some fucked up shit and now you hate all men? how logical...

i don't care if you like me or not, it's not like we're gonna fuck or something... i just find the bitterness amazing...

>>7815054

eh... i've never met a man hating lesbian who could appreciate a nice rack with me

>>7815056

nah, can't say i have... straight chicks have never been disgusted by me, it's lesbians who won't sleep with me

>>7815040
Well how old is this woman you're seeing?

>>7815096
Uh no. I don't think any girl I've been with enjoyed being called a bitch. I know I don't. It seems to be something men find acceptable because men aren't actual people.

>>7815087
The pussy is the least attractive thing for me. I love tits, hips, face, personality, legs, being eaten out, and tribadism, but eating pussy isn't that exciting. Vaginas are like apples: they're nice, I guess. Nothing special.

>>7815119
she's 23.

>>7815098
日本語をやめとけ
判読できません

>>7815146
fine, jeez. You never let me have any fun.

>>7815116
Uh no. That's not it. Seeing all those awful things happened when I was young. I still didn't hate men. But it's weird how men are allowed to hate women but it can't be vice versa. Like, there are plenty of dudes right here on 4chan saying they hate women but you aren't over there saying that's impossible bitterness. I merely started seeing that woman-hating rhetoric and became disgusted. My "hatred" is a response to man's
"hatred". If they don't like me why do I have to like them? Feeling's mutual.

>>7815135
Yeah pussy is the best imho. Take that away and it's like - what do I do?

>>7815136
How old are you?

>>7815135
And this is why I'm able to date pre op

>>7815135
How much do you hate men, on a scale of 1 to 10?

>>7815162
I'm 17. I'll be 18 in about a month, though. (and that being said it's perfectly legal in any case)

>>7815116
I have.

It's just called having sound judgement.

>>7815119
I like calling them bitches, not being called a bitch. I love name-calling in sex, and anyway, I was talking about the women in that specific video being called bitches appropriately.

>>7815154
Form sentences that make sense then.

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>>7815135
a girl with a nice set of abs is what really gets me going

>>7815181
I'd be afraid those thighs crack my head open like a walnut, but willing to risk it.

>>7815116
>straight chicks have never been disgusted by me, it's lesbians who won't sleep with me
Then maybe you should sleep with straight girls.

>>7815170
Probably 7, because although I hate male nature and most men, my father is my best friend and the greatest person in my life, and gives me hope.

>>7815162

i love women personally... and i was talking about your hatred of men cuz it was brought up... the guys on 4chan who hate all women as if they're all one person are just as idiotic and bitter as the women who do the same...

and men who hate women all still wanna fuck them, you gotta know that... so why wouldn't bitter women be similar?

>>7815177

hating an entire group of people for no good reason isn't sound judgment...

>>7815196
>Hates men
>Doesn't like pussy

Q.E.D.

>>7815181
Depends.
Is she natty or not? If yes I would love that, always wanted to be chocked by a fit girl.
The second is disgusting, smell like males, giant penis like clit, hair everywhere and tranny voice.

Only decent lesbos I ever met at gym was a middle aged dentist and she was amazing.

>>7815194

i do, i've never had sex with a lesbian... i wouldn't turn one down, i'm just not their type... or they hate me

>>7815181
>barely any hips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0

>>7815196
Uhm I came here to lurk because I'm waiting for my gf to get off work...
But uhm what about male(girl)s

>>7815176
>inb4 underage b8
Well she's your older sister so she's likely protective of you. She probably isn't gay so she doesn't understand that our interested dating pool is much smaller. So girls dating with age gaps is really common. It's probably because she read a text the is sexual. That freaked her out. Try to insure her that you can be trusted and you wouldn't do anything stupid to make your sister worry.

>>7815196
You need to be baptized in vagina. I order you to get gangbanged by a group of lesbians until you submit to its power.

>>7815177
That's someone's sister/daughter/mother/friend. You need a lesson in respect.

>>7815211
I like pussy, it's just not the best thing.

I like everything else about a woman with a burning lust, transcuck.

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Ignore the mentally ill dude that's here. He's the one with all the ellipses.

>>7815227
>says uhm a lot
>waits obediently for her gf to come home

Cute

>>7815232
I get being protective but I'm not a little girl (says every little girl ever). I know for older siblings that's hard to accept so I tried to explain it to her but she keeps going on about how she read that older homosexuals always prey on young ones - that they're talking about gay dudes didn't sway her.

>>7815252
>her
He said he's male.

>>7815257
Ellen and Portia have a 15 year age gap.

>>7815232
That gangbang scenario would be fucking hot. I need this now.

Break me, turn me into a respectful, pussy-worshipping submissive.

>>7815271
Yeah but it's different once you're in your 30s or so. As a teen it's always weird.
Also >tfw no lesbian orgy with a bunch of more experienced older women to teach me the way

>>7815208
Pro... tip... if you can't... understand how... to use punctuation... don't hide it with elipses... because it's obvious... ... ....

>>7815249
Awww come on the only reason I mentioned it is because I wanted to see if she hated me

Sorry I just don't want people to hate me so I'm responding and uhm making it worse probably
>>7815265
Kind of true, but I live full time so it's weird to see. If you want to use he I don't care

>>7815300
>If you want to use he I don't care

I take it back, not cute at all.

>>7815219
I think the smell is just the shit they sweat out from all that protein slop they choke down
>what bugs me are the veiny hands and absurd amount of piercings they usually have
I don't know why naval rings bother me
they shouldn't, but they really do

>>7815275
Let's get a sign up sheet going. This is for the benefit of Lesbianism after all.

>>7815288
But age gap is hot.

>>7815227
>>7815300
You seem like a nice person, and a qt, so probably 0.

>>7815299

i used to freelance edit... it's just that when i type in texts or shit like this it's a habit cuz i don't think before i say anything and it breaks up the thoughts for me...

when i handwrite things it never looks like this, and believe it or not i write and have had plenty of people try to push me to take it more seriously...

>>7815338
You're still cute

>>7815316
</3 people get so political about it though

My main concern in life is going to get a bowl of poke and edamame and Sharing one of those macaroon ice cream sandwiches they have, and then what I'm going to fall asleep on her too on Netflix.

>>7815329
Oh yeah I'm pretty sure excess protein gets converted to waste pretty quickly and those things have like 10x more then most people need. >.>

I used to work with a guy that ate them two meals a day and theyd make him sit in the hall sometimes

>>7815366
Oh please. Even as a shitpost - don't encourage him. He wants lesbians to "suck dick"

>>7815338
I blame 4chan for my rapidly declining grammar skills on forums

>>7815372
Why are tranners so groce

>>7815366

thanks... not sure why you're saying that though

>>7815373

i made a joke when a chick asked about how to handle a guy at the gym... i don't want lesbians to do anything, you're just being bitter and pissy

>>7815399
>"durr hurr why cant lesbians just suck dick??"
You fucking idiot.

>>7815389

i blame drugs, and neurological issues due to chronic illness... it's weird though how different typing and writing things by hand are for me

the difference in the physical action changes everything

>>7815409

eh i've been called worse... you sound like you need a drink and to get laid...

>>7814789
I didn't masturbate to it but I remember watching it as if it was porn, hastily hiding it when people came into the room. I was ashamed of liking it

>>7815399
Cause you sound like a chill person.
Way better than our resident nazis here.

>>7815333
I'm not even kidding. I seriously need this badly. I'm considering a fetish hook-up site.

>>7815399
>i made a joke when a chick asked about how to handle a guy at the gym...

Wait I'm confused, what is being referred to here? I didn't see you ask anyone to suck dick, so I don't know what that other girl is talking about.

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Threadly reminder that gold stars are our future. Y-chromosomes and their sympathizers should be exterminated.

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>>7815398
I think it's my male upbringing and privilege, not really sure, you probably know better then me tbqh

>>7815329
Yeah those shakes surely do affect it a lot though here at my local gym some girls used to take other stuff together with it, hence why they got really fucking weird over months on it.

Pretty sure it had some kind of testosterone because just lifting doesn't give you a man voice and make it all weird down there, I try not to judge but it's too gross for me.

>>7815428

well thanks...

>>7815435

in the last thread some chick said a guy was asking her out at the gym and asked what to do... i said "suck his dick" and she's fixated on that like it was anything other than a joke...

>>7815446
Oh yah totally taking hormones is so not PC that a lot of people hide it, but the voice is a dead give away

>>7815435
He's been here since last thread.

>>7814047
>>7814071
>>7814145
>>7814205

When asked to leave he followed.
>>7814769

>>7815448
Uhh honestly that's kinda gross and yeah makes you sound like just another male sorry

>>7815439
men are needed to produce more lesbians. I mean what if somebody killed your dad before you were born?

>>7815459
Oh gosh there's two of us, well my gf here and I'm still naked so I'm going to surprise her and make it seem like I was being sexy and not lazy

>>7815465
Men aren't needed at all. Female x Female reproduction is the future. And the future is bright.

>>7815467
She's "bisexual" isn't she? LMAO tranners can't get a lesbian.

>>7815476
She's me sexual

>>7815476
you're so mean
>you're not wrong
but goddamn you're mean

ilu

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>>7814800
the kissing confuses me too. Do japanese girls really kiss like this?

>>7815486
Okay yeah just get out of here. I guess the Nazi was right about tranners after all.

>>7815499
Just trust me in this one, all japanese porn is weird and fucked up due to laws and the fact if they showed things the proper way it wouldn't sell due to the very same fact people weren't allowed to see things being properly done.

t. anon that had a thing with a jap once when visiting the land of chinese cartoons.

>>7815512
How was it? Did she scream really horribly?

>>7815459

why am i gonna take orders from some angry bitter chick?

>>7815464

it's ok... if i was seeking approval from a bunch of lesbians i'd be shit out of luck, every time i spend more than 15 minutes with one they hate me for something i've said anyway...

>>7815503
I think she might be straight, she took my towel, awkard salmoned me slapped my boobs a couple times and then kissed me on the forehead

I'm pretty confused
>>7815512
Oh she's Chinese this is starting to make sense

>>7815503

if you think >>7815467 is me, you're wrong... anyway i'm not a transchick, and i don't have a gf

i'm with a guy

>>7815551
>Oh she's Chinese this is starting to make sense
chinese cartoons is a meme way of saying anime, so she is japanese.

>>7815519
>How was it?
Not going to lie was pretty weird.
The kissing alone felt like I was trying to kiss a 5 year old boy that kept hitting me with his teeth which is why I had to teach her, was cute tho.
Other thing that got me surprised is that I expected her to have some giant bush since all my previous experiences with asian girls were by looking at porn. She was waxed which made me feel weird since I was the one with a bush (trimmed but still bush).

>Did she scream really horribly?
I actually stopped 2 times because I thought I hurt her somehow and my japanese sucks which didn't help a lot when I got nervous.

We met in penpals, I think she was just curious about lesbo stuff though pretty sure she was hetero but I don't care since I technically took her v card which means all boys will have to live with that.

>>7815576

you and me both... only thing i can think of is lesbians have a certain kinda bitterness that makes them terrible to be around

straight and bi women love me... gay and bi guys love me and i can get along with straight guys... it's only lesbians that have an issue with me... can't treat them the way i treat women, can't treat them the way i treat guys... fuck if i know what's up with that

>>7815598
Why the FUCK are you here

>>7815589
>I actually stopped two times because I thought I hurt her
Jeez that sounds exactly like I imagined it. It's a shame, I find Japanese so qt but that'd turn me off immensely.

>>7815601
must thrive off the attention
why else?

>>7815601
They're here as my guest

>>7815601

are you asking me the meaning of life?

>>7815611

boredom mostly... didn't know what to do with myself so here i am... isn't that why everyone is here?

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Who do lesbos hate men so much? What did they do?

Men.
They ask lesbians stupid questions and don't know how to leave people be.

>>7815632
My mom said they are gross and have cooties

>>7815632
They dindo nuffin.
We are just assholes.

Also
>141 posts
>You're the 16th poster

>>7815632

i'm pretty sure it's only the ones who aren't actually attracted to women who hate men... the ones who just find women attractive aren't so bitter...

that's all speculation though, i'm not a lesbian so i can't tell you how their logic works...

>>7815572
>i'm with a guy
The plot thickens.

Is he qt?

>>7815652

it's like there's a conversation happening or something...

>>7815658
That's pretty much it.

>t. Lesbian who actually likes women

>>7815659

i think so, i'm bias though he's my type...

we grew up together, been friends for longer than we've been in a relationship and we've been together a long time... we're open though, and i'm bi... he has a strong preference for women so he feels weird saying he's anything...

>>7815674

i figured... lesbians who actually find women attractive are always way more chill

>>7815690
That sounds nice.

>tfw poly but single

>>7815589
I'm jealous.

How hard is it to meet girls in Japan? Was the language barrier hard to get past? I don't mind the awkwardness and the noises so much because I figure it's exaggerated and I've seen enough JAV to numb myself to it.

>>7815632
I don't. I love my dad and my brother. Played golf with them recently.

>>7815658
I actually met a girl who referred to herself as a "political lesbian" not too long ago
it was the first time I ever nope'd out of a conversation before.
I didn't know they actually existed
I swore they were a tumblr meme

but I also refused to believe bronies actually existed for the longest time until I saw a herd in the wild

>>7815714

it can be hard to find people who are cool with it... so many people have it in their head that monogamy is the only way to be loving towards someone or think being with multiple people at once somehow diminishes what's between you and the other person...

i can barely remember being single, last time i was it was in hs and my s/o and i were already heading in the direction we've ended up in...

sometimes it seems like being single is easier, but everything has its downsides...

are you in a bad location or do you just have bad luck?

>>7815727
They are a sad and pathetic group.
"""political""" lesbians, I mean. Bronies are whatever.

And the worst part is that they seem to gravitate towards /lesgen/

>>7815542
"yeah I wonder why the fuck why"
>>7815576

>>7815720
>How hard is it to meet girls in Japan?
Met her in penpals so I have no clue how hard is to find another lesbian in japan just by walking around town.

>Was the language barrier hard to get past?
I was teaching her english and she was teaching me japanese. Well more like we were training with each other than actually teaching.

> I don't mind the awkwardness and the noises so much because I figure it's exaggerated and I've seen enough JAV to numb myself to it.
I thought so too until I did it and I got super worried about hurting her.
She literally said ouch a bunch of times, and since my japanese sucked I was unsure if she was really saying it hurt or was just some dirty talking.

Anyways if you really want to get a japanese gf, I would recommend you penpals. Worst case you get a buddy that will show you around once you visit her. Best case you sleep with a cutie.

>>7815658
The ones trying to cut off dude balls are just batshit insane.
Just because I don't want to fuck a dude doesn't mean I need to murder him and his children.
I remember my time at college (animation degree here). I lost the count of how many crazy lesbos I had to deal with and how much they hated me once I called them out for their bullshit. Why hate some random guy who you literally give no fucks about?

>>7815727

she called herself one? damn... you'd think the bitch would've had enough sense to know that's a terrible way to get laid... shitty to do anyway really... i don't see why a woman like that wouldn't just choose to be single

i've never seen a bronie irl... did see 2 furries once skipping down the street in mascot suits with a kid between them though... don't even wanna imagine how fucked that situation must've been...

>>7815771
It's because context. Is this the cis lesbian thread? No? Then no one should be bothered by the straight guy telling lesbians to suck a dick. Oh wait this is cis lesgen. And there's a straight guy here telling lesbians to suck an old dudes dick. I take offense to that because it's disrespectful and shouldn't be allowed to be joked about. Being a lesbian is considered a joke by everyone. And letting them continue to think we're just jokes is dehumanizing.

>>7815751
/cislesgen/. Lesgen died when those tranners started harassing women hardcore. If you don't remember that you can't say shit.

>>7815754

me too...

>>7815771

sounds like it's a bitch actually meeting chicks in college then...

the hate shit is crazy, and i feel the same about guys who hate all women... they just project the same idea of a horrible person onto every member of the opposite gender and then decide they must be right cuz they don't interact with anyone and when they do they're openly hostile...

animation though? that's cool... i've always appreciated visual art but it's not something i'm capable of

>>7815775
workin shifts in the burgermines
>mcdonalds
every time they have the toys on display we got tons of them just hanging out in the lobby

I felt super mean by refusing to talk to her, but she made it really awkward the way she brought it up
like she was trying out an identity like you would a new coat
I ended up just talking to the bartender most of the night
>about alternative history fiction authors, of all things

>>7815690
this posting style looks like brooklyn
>mfw ftms invade lesgen

>>7814509

Does Chasing Amy trigger you lasses?

>>7815837
cis lesgen - full of trannies

GOLDSTARS ONLY no bishits

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>meet a qt online
>way out of my league, super funny and cute
>we get along well and text almost everyday
>I notice she post some about a girl she had a thing with a while back
>Don't think about it too much
>Valentines day comes around and I guess she doesn't feel the same way about me
>sad because I really thought we had something
>She posts a picture of girl above, and she's this blonde femme
>starts makes other posts in second person that I'm assuming are about her (they're writen like, you're so cute..)
>no way I can compete

>mfw

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>>7815833
Most of the work I ever done has been architectural stuff though, which is weird i guess.
I'm good at modeling and animating but all I do are static renders. Such is life.

And yeah I don't get all the butthurt on some guys too but I have yet to meet one, these types seem to hide in the internet unlike the crazies I had to deal in the arts department lol.

Also I'm kinda of a tomboy hippie which is probably why they hated me so much, the salt was real.

>>7815572
Ew. Kys trash

>>7815812

it was a joke i would've told to a straight guy too... they like other guys' dicks just as much as a lesbian does... so chill out...

anyway i only think man hating lesbians are a joke, the ones who actually like women are just women who like women...

you're acting like a joke by getting so worked up over nothing you know... if you were close i'd offer to buy you a drink or smoke with you or something cuz you could definitely use it...

>>7815714
Lmao you're poly Matt?

>>7815863
I just want you to go. Just leave. You're not lesbian. You're not even a woman. You are useless to this thread. I just honestly want you to go elsewhere. Or shut up and lurk like the other Hetshits here.

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>tfw last day in Australia
It was fun

>>7815674
Goldstar? With a uterus? And a girlfriend? And an iq above 50?

>>7815834

oh that makes sense then... were they all fucking grown men and shit too?

it's not exactly mean to not wanna talk to someone that retarded... i mean you're actually into women and she's acting like it's a political statement so that shit's just pointless

why waste your time you know?

i've never read an alternative history fiction story... i have mixed feelings about the idea of that genre in general though... it just seems like really nerdy fan fiction

>>7815863
Why the hell would you tell such a weird juvenile joke to anyone?

>>7815775
If she's calling herself a political lesbian she's probably not interested in getting laid. I went out of my way to avoid the LGBT community clubs when i was in uni because I didn't want to run into people like that. Went in, got a degree, got out, got a job.

>>7815892
That looks so comfy. I've always been interested in Australia, but I've never been before. Were you on vacation there, or a buissness trip or so?

>>7815914
It's pretty comfy honestly yeah. Australia generally was super comfy.
No, family vacation. My dad looked at some real estate but it was mostly just for pleasure really.

>>7815855

are you happy doing that or is it just what you end up doing?

i'm pretty sure that's cuz all the guys who are like that barely leave their houses... women in general tend to be more social...

i think that's why women hating men tend to just be bitter and single in spite of desperately wanting female attention instead of just fucking other guys, whereas bitter man hating women will seek out relationships with other women...

got'cha... so definitely not angry enough for them then?

>>7815860

all in good time...

>>7815892
>Asahi beer in Australia
God Austrianon you are such a weeb

>>7815932
Your dad wants to buy realestate in Sydney? Holy shit, how rich are you?

Reminder that if she hates men after coming out she's wife material

>>7815943
Oh shush, it's the only beer I like and I was in the mood for something light.

>>7815954
Well Sydney or Melbourne yeah. Preferably an apartment complex but those seem to be pretty rare to be sold, so he's interested in some new project development here.
We're pretty well-off I guess.

>>7815900

cuz this is 4chan... and seriously you're way too uptight

>>7815882

i will, but only if you say "please" and call me "master" and i want proof it's you who said it... you know quote yourself bitching at me + that and then screenshot it...

>>7815909

it didn't even occur to me that she wouldn't be... but you're right... i suppose sex probably wasn't on her mind

your college experience sounds more productive then mine... i went in twice then left twice after barely going to class

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>>7815897
I found this author by accident as a kid
>he wrote some Terminator books where Sarah actually does stuff other than look good in a tanktop

Alternate History and Urban Fantasy are two genres I can't resist

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>>7815941
>are you happy doing that or is it just what you end up doing?

It pays the bills though I would love to work as a real animator in some studio out there. There's something cool about telling people "Hey I did that" that some random apartment render doesn't do for me.

Pic related, the master animator and jimmies rustler.

Anyways time to go sleep, see you legbutts.

>>7815975

i always thought she'd look better in a tank top if she didn't have that head... it's sorta how i felt the time i watched gravity and started checking sandra bullock out ... though nothing else was going on in that movie, at least terminator is entertaining

i've never read an urban fantasy book either... but now i'm curious, any recommendations? i'm gonna look up pic related too btw

>>7815932
Ah that's a sweet family vacation, yeah it sounds awesome I'm glad it was a super comfy trip for you. Do you normally travel a lot? My family's vacation this year was to Alabama around December, and my sister played the same ten Christmas songs on the radio the whole drive haha.

>>7816004

makes sense, maybe one day... 'night

>>7815963
>Pretty well-off
>Apartment complex
>Sydney or Melbourne

So when are you going to invite us to your private island, Austrianon? I want to snort gold dust off the ass of your harem girls. It would probably be cheaper to fly us all over in business class.

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>>7815972
>i will, but only if you say "please" and call me "master" and i want proof it's you who said it... you know quote yourself bitching at me + that and then screenshot it...

>>7815956

you don't marry crazy, you just have sex with them and leave asap...

>>7816035

well... i don't take orders so i need motivation... i guess she could write "please leave master" across her tits, take a pic, and post that and i'd accept that too...

>>7816016
Yeah, now that all us girls are done with school we travel a lot as a family if possible, we go skiing together twice a year and then usually some big vacation in summer, and last year I've also been to Asia twice with friends though, not my family. That is, to Shanghai and Tokyo, I was in Thailand with my family for the aforementioned long summer vacation.

>>7816025
We don't have an island, you can't tax deduce those and it's much more fun to go to an island with hotels and bars (like Hamilton Island where we just were)
And obviously I'd have to fly you in business, our plane only seats six.

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>>7816006
this one is really good
>instead of nuclear, we focus on genetic engineering in the 50's
>accidentally 70% of the population due to supervirus
>humans freak out because witches, werewolves, fairies, etc exist and are immune to said virus
>main character is psudo-bounty hunter come police officer who brings in non-human criminals
>strikes it out on her own as private investigator and moves in with living vampire chick
>who actually is super in lesbians with her and has been pining after her in an almost stalker fasion

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>>7816047
You know. I was just annoyed by you. But now I legitimately wish you'd die. You're really just like every other male, huh? You sure proved that you're no different. You don't consider women to be human. You only think of yourself. You're a self-entitled, retarded, dead-end loser. No woman will ever find you attractive. No woman will ever accept the shitty, empty thing you call a personality. Do you understand? You're such a fucking loser that you spend your night here trying to talk to women who see you as nothing. And now you're trying to demand things from them like the beta orbiter you are. You confirmed everything I thought. You're not here to "chill" you're hoping that some woman in this thread will eventually throw you a bone. You're fucking pathetic. And I have nothing but pity for you.

>>7816063

that sounds like nothing i'd ever pick up on my own, but i'll literally read anything... i've read shit like real estate manuals, and horrible self help/dating books my s/o's mom used to collect (she's always in short term terrible relationships and is a horrible person no one can stand so the shitty books aren't helping) etc

writing style is generally the biggest factor for me when it comes to enjoyment though

>>7816077
please stop responding to him

like all males he'll shrivel up and die

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>>7816036
All the male-hating lesbians I've met have been articulate, really intelligent - and attractive. I think it's just the non-goldstars that turn out fat, ugly, or at a poor paying job.

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What's your eye color /clg/? Do you ever get compliments on your eyes from other girls? Do you wish you had a different color? What do you think about this personality thing
https://www.littlethings.com/eye-color-personality/

>>7816053
Wow that sounds amazing. Which places have been your favorites? That's sweet, airplanes are my thing. My ex had a small Cessna and a pilots license, but I was always too afraid to ride with her though lol. Hey sorry for asking so many questions, I'm just bored and can't sleep

>>7816053
Only 6 seats? Wow, ok, you disappoint me.

Sydney might be good if you like living with Asians, but a lot of people seem to think that the housing bubble there is about to pop. It's been inflated massively by Chinese investors and every election someone complains that most Australians are now completely priced out of the city. It's a recurring political issue, so watch out.

>>7816103
I have brown eyes.
I don't discriminate, but girls with dark hair and dark eyes are my physical ideal.

Didn't check the article because it looks like bullshit.

>>7816123
Light brown or dark brown (black)? If light - you're a dirty brown peasant.

>>7816089
Is it weird being a girl(male) that really hates most guys, I think that only a small portion of them eventually settle down, get older and then become good dads, but I feel like a hipocrit saying it

(waiting for girlfriend to get up from nap now and sorry againfor butting in)

>>7816109
Yeah my dad used to fly a lot himself too (a Citation) but not anymore (thankfully, I love him but I wouldn't trust him with that at 67)
Uh, not sure. I loved Chiang Rai in Thailand last year, there was this jungle resort at the Golden Triangle and I had a massage behind a waterfall overlooking the jungle, it was amazing.
But I really love Tokyo too, if I had to live outside of Europe I'd go to Tokyo probably.

>>7816113
Sorry to disappoint Anon~

Yes, I've heard that quite a bit, and reading up on it before the trip it seems likely that it might at least depress considerably in a few years time - hence why we're not buying anything here right now.

>>7816133
If you really hate most guys, why do you have to bring up the fact that you're a guy all the time

>>7816135
You seem to have money. I like money.

>>7816103
Blue with gold that changes to green if I wear the right colors, yes girls love them

>>7816085
there's quite a few in that serise but they're pretty good
there's even a prequels that got turned into short comic books
every single one is a movie title pun
>The Good, The Bad, and The Undead
>A Fistful of Charms
>For A Few Demons More
to name a few

>>7816140
I don't have a lot of money. The private equity and real estate family fund of which my father is founder and chairman might have some (and I'm made to sit on its board of directors) , but that's not me or him, in case the government asks.

>>7816138
Context, and really, I mean I hated myself for it too. I'm responding elsewhere without mentioning it, but Im just I dunno...uhmm.. asking weird things about what people think,

Oh it's probably the insecurity over it that never goes away?

Deep question friend, deep question

>>7816158
A case when being technically correct is the best kind of correct

>>7816077

you're funny as hell... no shit this made me laugh... but you missed the joke

i know she (or you? idk how many angry bitches are in here) isn't gonna do that, i know it's a ridiculous thing to suggest... just as ridiculous as expecting me to leave just cuz some bitter chick tells me to... you're so uptight and easy to fuck with it's amazing

anyway, none of what you said is true... my life has proven otherwise

and if you really are wishing death on someone over absolutely nothing christ you've got some anger problems that you could really use an outlet for

it's almost cute how pissy you are

>>7816088

everyone dies...

>>7816089

i've never met one like that... or seen it even online

maybe we find different kinds of chicks attractive?

>>7816158
Remember if you're on that west coast - we can be friendly.

>>7816164
Always.

>>7816170
Friendly huh?

>>7816150

i have a hard time reading comics... i find the combination of pictures and words distracting as stupid as it sounds... it makes it impossible for me to focus though

the good the bad and the undead title vaguely reminds me of a movie... maybe it was called something similar and not that idk... western zombie movie... it ended sorta like a boy and his dog though

what other kinds if things do you read?

>>7816180
>friendly
Yeah. Friends. I can be a good friend. And I'm sure you can too.

>>7816191
Definitely, I've always been told I'm very friendly.

>>7816135
Yeah, it's good he stopped at 67 then haha. Even though I like planes I'm afraid of heights, so I'm more into stuff like aerospace engenering than actually getting a pilots license myself.
Damn that massage seriously sounds like the best thing ever, maximum comfy. Oh that's cool, I've heard good things about Tokyo. I've never been, but it's supposed to be a really cool place

>>7816198
I definitely like planes too but the pressure difference always triggered my migraines. One of the reasons we got a small Citation is because we can regulate the cabin pressure so it's easier on my head.
The massage was super comfy yeah. I generally love massages though, could have one every day if I had any say in it.
And yes Tokyo is an amazing city. Definitely recommend it.

>>7816195
>googles 'austrian girl'
Not bad.
You seem to travel quite a bit. When go to new places what do you generally enjoy doing?

>>7816103
That article is hilarious clickbait shit, but eye colours are nice. Mine are brown ringed with green. My brother has blue/grey eyes I am endlessly jealous of.

>>7816140
I wish I could sit on a board and wear a suit surrounded by stern German women

>>7816085
Reminds me of the Jane Yellowrock books by Faith Hunter. They might be good if you're interested in a contemporary urban fantasy.

>>7816210
Depends where I go. If it's a new city, I like to spend the first night just aimlessly wandering the city, have a drink in one bar, talk to locals, walk a bit again until I find another nice bar or café and so on until the sun comes up.
That's how my mom told me she experienced Paris for the first time and its become kinda a ritual for me and my sis.
If it's on business though I spend almost all the time I'm not busy in the hotel spa. I'm such a slut for spa treatments. If any of you want to date me just learn how to give good massages and I'd be melting in your arms.
Yoni massages optional but welcome.

>>7816224
Cute tradition.
It sounds like you haven't run into any trouble doing that, which is good. Around here it's mostly stripper bars. Spas are what I seek most in life.
>If any of you want to date me just learn how to give good massages
Sloot. But it's true that I wanted to date a woman who could give good massages. Then I thought I could become that woman who gives good massages so I'm thinking of getting masseuse instruction.

>>7816208
Ah that sucks. Well it's good you've found a way to help work around it though, migraines are the worst.
I'm not a masseuse or anything, but I can give a good back massage lol
Alright yeah, if I'm ever able to travel to Japan I'll check it out

>>7816241
I haven't actually yeah. Surprisingly I guess but maybe because I keep to the 'good parts' of those cities. Rarely just walk into any old pub and order a bottle of Veuve, seems like a quick way to get kicked out, at best.
Yes please because a masseuse. Everybody loves massages. And I want someone to oil me up now.

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>>7816185
I'm all about that scifi
I liked adventure novels when I was younger
Guardians of the Flame is a good series too
but the author died recently and now it'll never be finished
>college kids playing DnD clone in the 80's get sucked into the game
>"wow this place is awesome, lets stay forever"
>thief gets caught stealing and is publicly executed on a spear
>"wow this place sucks, lets go home"
>can't go home so they introduce gunpowder and the steam engine and take over

then there's pic related
>west virginia gets sent back to right after Lutheran/Catholic conflict
>superimposes over noble's hunting preserve
>excuse me sir, you're trespassing
>this land has been in my family for generations so I say you owe me taxes now
>"oh yeah, well this here land has been is mah family for generations so you can git out or git shot"
>hilarity ensues

>>7816213

never heard of those either... i don't generally read fantasy, my nerd genre of choice is sci-fi usually... but most of the books i read tend to be shit that's more general fiction or philosophy... occasionally memoirs... like one of my favourite books is memoirs of my nervous illness and it was written by a schizophrenic man who was obviously both really crazy and really intelligent... it's an interesting combination

i'll give anything a chance though... except authors who have written too many books, when someone's written a real lot of books i always assume they're garbage...

>>7816241

come over i'll teach you how to give a good massage

>>7816261
That looks like a chose your own adventure book without all the anxiety

>>7816257
So I take it your job is in your dad's line of work? Since you travel for business. What does your sister do?

I'm already working on getting my EMT courses finished. But I do plan to take some massage workshops when I can find the time. That and classes on woodworking, auto mechanics, and welding. I say I hate school but I love learning things that I think are helpful.

>>7816261

i like sci-fi... i don't typically read book series though, no real reason other than finding the idea of them overwhelming

unfinished things drive me crazy... like legit can't stand them, or when things go on really long... even tv shows i'm like done when they get past 5 seasons usually... if i even have the attention span to make it that long

but i'll check these out, and see how i feel about the writing styles... are they stylish at all or more generic?

>>7816290
>turn to page 74
>u ded
>nuh-uh I still have my thumb on the page

I miss being 10

>>7816293
>EMT, massages, woodworking, welding, mechanics
Woah. Build me a sex toy anon.
Yeah, I mostly do the wealth management/investment aspect of it, and my sis works at the real estate part of our business, although not a lot since she's just doing her three years' practical to become a doctor.

>join "trans-friendly" lesbian discord
>it's literally half trannies
>the current discussion in general is about hormones or something
jesus christ why do they try to make every place into a support group

>>7816290

when i was a kid i used to fold down the pages so i could see how each decision would play out without having to go back too far... no anxiety, you just read through it like you're getting to glimpse at the multiverse or some shit...

i also hate making decisions though

>>7816313
You're the one with the trust fund. Buy me some sex toys.

>>7816319
Whenever it's "tranz-friendly" it's also "down with cis". See /actuallesbians/

>>7816311

it's kinda amazing how many of those have a bunch of death endings...

>>7816319

they need a lot of support...

>>7816343
I'll buy you some sex toys if you carve me a dildo or something. Deal?

>>7816310
1632 is pretty bland
jumps between characters alot and can get pretty confusing on who is who
Guardians starts off as a typical trashy romance then takes a hard left turn with copious amounts of violence

the only one I wouldn't really recommend is 1632
>books are released out of order, so the timeline is screwy as fuck

>>7816343
yeah... /actuallesbians/ is the one i joined
like, i mean, i get you want to be women, and that's fine, but can you at least have your own channel for that kind of stuff or something??? especially when it's dudes not even on hormones taking selfies...

>>7816360
Buy me a spa day. With your sister :^)
And I'll carve you whatever you want. And ask to use it on you for demonstration purposes.

>>7816370
I gave spa days with my sister all the time, it's no big deal.
>use it on you for demonstration purposes
L-lewd.

>>7816346
Especially since they were almost all about kids
>>7816311
I better just peak to make sure it's okay.......... nope nope nope nope
>>7816343
Transgirl socialization freaks me out because there is no common baseline for the group. It's like a hodgepodge of gay queeny types, timid abuse victims, and ones acting like they still have male privilege.

>>7816365

how's the violence written? a lot of the time violence can be really awkward when it's written... i think it just translates better in movies and shit usually

oh i figured 1632 was standalone... i can handle weird timelines and character jumping in some cases... but it's gotta be handled like catch-22 or something

>>7816366

are they dressed like women?

>>7816366
I don't get the taking selfies as a guy thing. I hate cameras as it is, I would literally die if I somehow took one with no makeup and a face full of stubble.

>>7816378
>it's no big deal
Hmmph. You say that like you think I couldn't be her type. Which is true.
>L-lewd.
Only if you make it to be. It's an innocent, strictly business transaction. I help use it on you, show you its features, and afterwards I help clean up the sheets and we share a drink, parting amiably.

>>7816396
>starting late enough to grow stubble in the first place

Gonna have to take away your lesbian card, miss.

>>7816387
uhh... it was mostly just one guy, who was taking pics of himself as a femboy or something? like kind of effeminate but definitely not "actual lesbians" material?
i wasn't there really long

>>7816396
yeah, like why would you want people to think of you as an effeminate man if you see yourself as female

>>7816401
You could totally be her type but then I'd have to kill you, and what do I do with those sex toys I bought as a gift then?
And somehow the idea of having sex toys tested on me by an older, businessy woman who judges me sternly about my twitching is seriously hot.

>>7816386

yeah, that's true too... lots of child death in choose your own adventure books...

i wish you could peek ahead in life like that... just every decision you can kinda just go "so how bad will this fuck me over... ok nevermind"

a lot of groups don't have a common baseline when they're hinged on something like that... anything that can come with such completely different experiences of life does it + they're all basically relearning life to an extent and then a lot of them are socializing in ways that someone cis is done with by the time they get around to it... i actually had a conversation about transchick socialization with one i met on /lgbt/ about a week ago... we met up and it just kinda came up, and she finds the whole thing pretty toxic for that reason

>>7816408

just wondering... i mean if a transchick is a lesbian then it makes sense... and a lot of them seem to need reassurance that they're either good now or could be one day you know?

>>7816418
>but then I'd have to kill you, and what do I do with those sex toys I bought as a gift then?
Use them on your sister. Heh now I know the trick to getting that NTR lovin.
>having sex toys tested on me by an older, businessy woman who judges me sternly
Definitely hot. Too bad I ain't older, or interested in business. But I'm sure this scenario is the dream for all of us.

>>7816365
>>7816387
like, SUPER violent
like, I'm surprised this is a 'young adult' book and not just hard A for Adult book

children being used as experiments by insane wizards
roving gangs of slavers taken advantage of by major port cities for cheap forced labor
descriptive wounds and the healing of by resident cleric

I had to take a break after the first main character death

Island in the Sea of Time is alot like it
except it's time travel and guns instead of magic and guns
>there's this scene where a group of university hippies travel to some aztec city to protect them from the big bad us
>the leader of said hippies is captured and force fed her friends and raped by a panther for shits and giggles because she has green eyes
>main character forces go all scorched earth after finding out what happened

>>7816446
I'm informed she doesn't like sextoys.

>too bad I ain't older or interested in business
Well just wear a pantsuit then and pretend

>>7816468
She doesn't like sex toys? I might really have things in common with her.
And even in a pant suit my corean genes make me look like I'm 17.

>>7816482
Nope, feels "like sleeping with Buzz Lightyear", apparently. Oh well, there goes my birthday idea.
Well that sounds adorable though, I don't know any qt Koreans.
And you'd probably really get along with my sis, she's been in Korea a couple of times.

>>7816460

sounds interesting... young adult books can get away with a surprising amount of shit...

and now you've made me curious about the main character death that made you take a break... though things like that never bother me

anyway, i should probably get to sleep i gotta be human tomorrow and wake up in a few hours

thanks for all the recommendations, i'll check them out i'm always looking for new things to read

'night

>>7816408
I think maybe it's due to their gender also being a coming out of the closet thing, so they want to be loud and proud with it after years trying to hide. Which I guess we take for granted, like a straight person does with their sexuality. It seems like it might be the equivalent of a straight dude watching a naked gay man run around a parade float throwing glitter.

>>7816419
I lay in bed daydreaming that I could see what's going to happen next some mornings, but I'm normally wrong in the long run.

I never thought about it like that, yeah it does sound like it would be toxic to relearn who you are and how to socialize in that environment.

>>7816519
Korean blood, not korean-raised. And diluted with chink, although premium. Haven't been since I was around 9. But it was good fun and I'd like to visit again soon.

I'm sure I'd like your sister a lot. She seems good-natured despite having a little sister that wants to jump her bones. Have a good flight.

>>7816552
Well that's still cute.
And yeah she's a good egg. Probably why I've fallen for her in the first place.
And thanks! Flight at 4am so I'll be up all night anyway.

>>7816538
You might be right in theory, but a truly dysphoric trans woman will be uncomfortable posting pictures of herself even after she passes very well.

>>7816536
I hope you like them

I should sleep to
I really should
I'm always so wired at night, even when I'm dead tired I'll just lay down and stare at the ceiling for an hour and give up

>>7816558
Is she keeping you company? If she doesn't like sex toys I'd introduce her to some non-sex toy sex toys I have on hand, heh.

>>7816609
Yeah, we still have maybe an hour time to kill until dinner and I suppose after that we'll spend some more time together yeah. Maybe have a drink somewhere.

>>7816624
You drink too much.

>>7816635
I am on vacation, you know.
But I probably do. Is having a drink or two three times a week worse than getting completely shit faced once or twice?

>>7816644
The problem here is that while consuming alcohol you still haven't woken up next to your sister. Does she have the booty?

>>7816651
I've woken up next to my sister a lot. Just not in post-coital bliss.
Well, not in shared post-coital bliss anyway.
She's got a nice butt I'd say, though that's always been one of the less important features to me.

>>7815181
>liking juicers
Ew, no. Less T the better desu

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>>7816656
>butt
>less important features
Get out! OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But I mean if you want to share her other features I can probably find something arousing about them too.

>>7816666
I'm a boobs gal, double-Satan. Fight me.
Doesn't help that she's always had the kinda boobies where I was really jealous first and then just couldn't stop looking.
Also long slim legs, hng. Oh and oddly attractive collarbones if that's a thing? I mentioned that already once I think.
But let's not talk about that, I'm gonna have dinner with my family in barely 30min and I don't wanna go there horny.

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>>7816664
yeah its hard finding one who doesn't roid
>ex gave me a black eye when I told her to stop acting like a cunt
haven't really dated since
sexless for four years
idk how I'm even still alive desu

>>7816669
Boobs are important. But so is ass. They are both essential. One can not be without the other.
I wish I was around because this information would be wonderful to torture you with, peeking under the table and seeing you sopping wet would be delightful.

>>7816700
Joke's on you anon, I actually managed to get off before my massage today so I wouldn't be soaked, it's not so urgent.
...I hope.

>>7816673
>yeah its hard finding one who doesn't roid
Women literally don't get visible abs without roiding, anyone who says different is peddling a fantasy.

>>7816714
>tfw I'll never carry on a conversation, making lewd double entendres involving breasts, sisters, and collarbones
>tfw I'll never grin victoriously when you cross your legs involuntarily

>>7816726
You are the meanest and best kind of person anon.

>>7816719
You have met zero women.

>>7816727
Thanks. I'm pleased with the evil part of myself too. Have a good dinner. Don't stare at your Schwester too much.

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>tfw no absurdly rich absurdly horny siscon friend to get flustered around her sister constantly
Fuck. Come to Ontario Austrianon

>>7816731
yeah, I had to take a minute after I rolled my eyes so hard they fell off the table and I had to go find them

>>7816731
I just got off the phone with my dad and convinced him that going out into the rain without a reservation is retarded so we'll stay in the hotel restaurant.
Which means I'll have WiFi, and be able to keep talking to you wonderful people. To my own detriment probably, or at least my panties'.

>>7816732
I've actually never been, but it's definitely on my list. Next time I'm in NA I'd love to visit.
Also
>absurdly horny
Oh come on. I'm not even the worst offender here. Am I?

>>7816738
if only you've seen the amount of erotica (and what I'm told is "tasteful porn") I consume

>>7816754
Share it with the class anon.
No seriously. I'm super curious what lesgen gets off to.

>>7816758
nsfw, it goes without saying
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1466306070
http://www.xvideos.com/video24268759/emily_full_body_orgasm_massage

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>>7816738
>using your phone at dinner
Wew rude. You should go on a world sex tour to visit all the lonesome anons who admire you and your antics. Collect pins at each location and get laid. I have to stay off the thread for a while because I'll get too distracted from my studies.

>>7816758
not her but I've had a weird dream the other night where I was locked up in my childhood room and a strange blonde girl with an Elsa braid came in occasionally to ravish me, but in a very manner-of-factly way. Like an vaginal massage thing, only that my arms were tied. When I came she smiled, left, and came back a bit later to do it again.
Pretty hot desu, I never have sex dreams usually

>>7816768
>the second one
Oh gosh, Hegre-Art! That's the only professional porn I've ever liked, and Emily Bloom is literally the only porn actress I know by name. I love these erotic massages.
Fricking A+ taste anon.

>>7816771
I'll just check it occasionally to see what you girls are up to. Obviously I'll spend most of the time staring at my sister and rubbing my thighs together, like decent folk.
Also sex tour sounds awesome. Or just, normal visiting, you are all pretty cool people desu.

>>7816779
>tfw no Elsa gf to lock me up and ravish me periodically
Pretty hot yeah. I rarely have sex dreams either but probably because I masturbate enough to not get randomly horny during the night. Or I just don't remember them.

>>7816795
>Fricking A+ taste anon.
I've always found it annoying that lesbian porn is either gay for pay or some super femdom trash
I always find it astonishing that nobody knows how to use a strapon or they hiss after every lick
but no, what really pisses me off is eye contact with the camera
>voyeurism ruined

>>7816817
I was talking about the second video, not the strap-on one.

>>7815892
>Drinking Japanese beer while surrounded by Australians
Hey looks like we've been doing the same thing in different countries.

>>7816732
Ontario a shit, don't summon her there.

>>7816824
I know, I was just venting about porn in general
how bad most of it is

>>7816817
>hiss after every lick
hehe. But I saw one vid where the girls were making eye contact the whole time and the girl on the bottom would make the nicest whine and would reach up for a kiss. I went back to that vid a few times.

>>7816779
>tfw never locked in a closet only being fed through a slot and fucked to orgasm by a cute girl every day
This is unfair.

>>7816825
It's weird, my sis kept complaining that she literally couldn't find Foster's beer anywhere here, although it's pretty big as an Australian beer in Europe.
Also why is Ontario a shit?

>>7816828
Yeah that's definitely true. The eternal male is to blame once again. I seriously don't understand how men can get off to "mainstream" lesbian porn.

>>7816837
Sounds like a good one. I'm a bit torn about adorable couples having cute passionate sex. I love watching it but I feel like a voyeur, even if it's porn.

>>7816863
I tell myself they just don't know any better

>>7816863
>but I feel like a voyeur, even if it's porn
I feel like they're just showing off. Like "o look at me. I'm having sex. You aren't. Loser." But really there's nothing better than that look a girl gives with her eyes, like she's worshiping you with them. But I can skip right to orgasm if a woman has the right sex sounds/voice. I don't what it is, but if she makes the right sound or says something the right way - I have finished instantly.

>>7816768
oh my god that first video hits all the right buttons, thank you so much anon

>>7816871
Yeah but even when I was a huge virgin I knew that most porn is shit.

>>7816875
Aha, yeah kinda. Though I'm also oddly happy about cute girls having sex with each other, even if I can't partake.
And yes sex sounds are amazing. Moaning with a smoky voice while that shlicking sound plays in the background, unf.
Can't finish instantly though. ;_;

Also I said I didn't want to get horny during dinner, god.

>>7816863
You can't find Fosters anywhere. Literally no one here drinks it here. Depending on how much money you want to spend and what part of Aus you're in people drink differently, but never Fosters. Asahi is a fair choice.

>>7814509
T O T I N O
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>>7816871
I think it was here but in the wee days of /lgbt/ there was a girl who said she told a dude her and her wife were lesbians and he offered to join them to help them have sex because he thought that's how lesbians have sex.

And then again there's just so much broscience floating around (like they expect women to bleed as a sign of virginity but they have no fucking clue what a hymen is). They're not educated in sex and het women suffer the consequences.

>>7816885
Heh. I do become happy knowing that girls are having sex with each other. Cute girls dating, having sex, marrying - it makes me happy. I wish my voice was huskier. It's too shrill in my opinion. Thankfully I sound like a woman though.

>>7816885
hell, I didn't know better until I had a strapon used on me by somebody who actually knew how to keep it in and roll them hips
>>7816880
yw bb ;o

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>>7816915
Did I hear someone say..?

>>7816897
I don't really like Foster's anyway but my sis goes to this Australian Pub back home so she wanted to have it in Australia.

>>7816916
Drink more whisky of course, make your voice proper husky and smoky and sexy.
But can relate, my voice is rather high too. Or girly I guess? As in, teenie girly, like a 15yo.

>>7816918
I've actually never had a strapon used on me. Only used a dildo occasionally, and only by myself.

>>7816918
where do I find someone who knows how to use a strapon?
how do I learn how to use a strapon?

>>7816924
Whisky, huh. I guess I'll need to try. But I've never really liked the feeling or taste of alcohol. Especially mixed drinks. Ugh. And it's not just husky voices that get me - that high pitched gasp or moan you hear goes directly to my clit, ngl.

>>7816928
Probably the girl working the counter at the sex shop. There's whole books about this. I recall a thread being started by some annoyed woman who ranted about having to teach all the girls how to use the strap. Anons were taking notes.

>>7816928
it's like trying to find diamonds in a pile of dogshit
with your teeth

determination and dealing with lots of disappointment

although most of it is just as simple as finding the right harness. the cheap ones are worthless

>>7816942
>finding the right harness
yea, I've looked into the more expensive ones but I don't really want to drop $100 on a harness for sex that I'm not having

>>7816932
Definitely try good whisky. I'm probably a bit of an alcoholic but I enjoy a good whisky. Mixed drinks are for getting drunk on.
Yess. Gasps and whimpers are the best. I used to play with a girl online who made the most wonderful sounds. All moans and twitching.

>>7816942
Idk would it be a dealbreaker if someone didn't want to use the strap on you paid for? I just don't like the idea of anything being in between me and her.

>>7816947
Give me those brands. Beware I am not the daughter of a real estate chairman from Austria so my budget needs to be in not-super-pricey and not-really-exotic bounds.

>>7816958
not that anon, but, for me it wouldn't be a deal breaker but it would be disappointing for me honestly.
but I'm also really into the whole sub-dom side of sex and really crave the whole dom aspect

>>7816945
ain't that the truth
going on year five in my dryspell
its getting to where I don't even care if I get laid, I just want to fall asleep and wake up next to someone other than my cat
>fucker is a bedhog anyway
>>7816958
not even, toys are fun
but they're not meant to be the star of the show

I just like to get railed by someone who knows how

>>7816958
Well, my favorite whisky is the Hibiki, it's a Japanese blend. My favorite ones are the 17 and 21 year old, but there's similar blends from Hibiki that are cheaper (but still good). The Hibiki Harmony Masters is pretty good, and the 12 Year Old as well.
If you want something smokier, try the Talisker Storm, or a Hakushu 12 if you want something Japanese.
If you want good bourbon, try the Koval.

>>7816978
You weebshitter. You definitely recommended me your weeb brands. And remember I'm a weak, non-drinker. But I will do what I can to get sexy.

>>7816965
O I'll rail you alright.

>>7816965
5 year dating dryspell or sex dryspell?
how old are you anon?
>fucker is a bedhog anyway
arent all cats bedhogs?

>>7816989
I wish
>>7817001
both
I'm 29
I wish it were easy as just going out and jumping into bed with the first girl who wriggles her eyebrows
but if I just wanted to get my rocks off, well thats what the porn is for

>>7816989
I love my weeb brands, sue me. Whatever the Nipponese touch turns out great.
If you want Scotch, try Lagavulin, Dalwhinnie, Ardbeg (pretty smoky/peaky) or Auchentoshan.

>>7817025
They created anime. Two nukes weren't enough.
I'll try anything. But now I'm off my period and I just want to masturbate. You got any good sex stories?

>>7817018
>29
Hello~~~~~~
Where are you abouts? I think we could be very good friends.

>>7817031
central florida

>>7817031
Good sex stories? I'd love to help but a) my sex life is practically nonexistent and b) I'm still at dinner with my parents.
Sorry anon~
But do check out the Hegre-Art stuff, some of it is really good. There's a solo one, Lost in the Power of the Magic Wand. It's amazing.

>>7817031
>good sex stories?
personal favorite since I was in highschool
https://www.literotica.com/s/mistaken-identity-16
>>7817058
Hegre-Art is really good tasteful smut

>>7817058
Pssh. If I were in your shoes I'd be out trying to find as many takers as possible. Thanks for the rec - but for some reason I don't like watching porn.

>>7817060
I'm getting back into /u/ lit. Just started the one by Godfrey Shea? I'm hoping it turns out well. The last full on book I read from those threads was Baru and thinking about that book still makes me want to take a piece of glass and dig out my eyes.

>>7817044
Eugh. Well. There's disney world.

>>7817066
Colleen Thomas is pretty damn good for an erotica writer
found her by accident looking through scifi smut during my underage in the closet years
found this story
https://www.literotica.com/s/alien-sensations
was surprised that erotica could be more than just hawt secks
>she's been dead for 10 years now
>I just made myself sad

>>7817018
>I'm 29
are you into younger ladies?

>>7817083
how younger we talking here? cause I don't do diapers

>>7817087
I turn 21 on Feb 29 c:

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>>7817092
>mfw I swore you were going to say turning 18
not that much younger than me

>>7817103
uh idk 8 years is a big difference, at least for me, everyone I've dated has been within 2 years age difference of me

>>7817060
I'll write that down, new smut is always good.
And yeah, love Hegre-Art.

>>7817066
I love endlessly teasing myself but it's my last night in Sydney so I better spend some time with my sis instead of with my phone. Or at least have a couple of drinks with her.
I'm not a huge fan of porn either, but some I like. It's almost all amateur stuff solo though.

>>7817108
Shh. Don't ruin it.

>>7817108
you just fucked my head
my ex was almost 40 when I broke it off
idk I never though about being the older more experienced one

I FUCKING LOVE AGE GAP

>>7817082
>aliens
No thanks.
At the very least she left good writing and memories behind.