mtfg male to female general thread

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>>7809638
>>7809641
You both are wonderful <3
>>7809639
Let's do it! You can be my nun nimouto~

delete this

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>>7809664
>>7809663
>>7809660
>>7809654
;__; I am not worthy of such kindness

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>>7809664
They are? A lot of comments I get suggest otherwise.

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only donkeyposting below this line

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wwhat is going on

>>7809675
>no funny message in the OP
it's like buying a box of cereal and not getting a toy in it

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you should have used this tastefully censored one

nth for sex with drake

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>>7809678
o-oh wow

>>7809684
that's the most ridiculous thing ive ever heard!

>>7809658
but its not my mating season

>>7809678
>>7809684
Aww, thanks. Nah, you're definitely worth, you're a certified nice poster.

>>7809691
I thought he dick was in this one too I should have checked

>>7809688
im going on anne

>>7809696
thats ok
its a good thread

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>>7809691
>this man is the pinnacle of quid's tastes

>>7809699
thank you

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>>7809697
draw for eva

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>>7809693
As long as were together it will be fun! :3
>>7809695
>//< you are very sweet anon I appreciate it really~

>>7809684
go find my other reply then
i forgot what i said but i put a lot of thought into it

>>7809697
oh neat

sean spicers white house press conferences are the best things on TV

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>>7809704
this is the start of my lily :(

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>>7809707
>>7809660

>>7809711
reset

>>7809706
unfortunately boys can't be nuns :)

ill be a priest tho!

>>7809711
nim! you have to get banned so you can focus!

>>7809717
girls cant be priests so you will have to be a nun

>>7809715
aaahhh no you BAKA
>>7809647
that one

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hi can i be a cinnamon roll

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>>7809717
NO you are a girl and you will become a nun! Onee-Chan says so!

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>>7809694
the data disagrees

>>7809716
im still in the construction stage so proportions and stuff will change

also it looks weird cuz no shadows

no shadows = no depth

i hate myself and i'm taking it out on other people

>>7809724
application status:

D E N I E D

>>7809729
the middle pedal looks like a kite shield
RESET

>>7809724
of course not

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>>7809721
Thinking about it makes me anxious, I have heard horror stories about girls bleeding for days and all kinds of stuff.

>>7809724
no
the program should be ended anyway

>>7809734
that petal is bending out of your perspective so it looks cut off at the top

it'll be obvious once shading starts :)

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>>7809724
Hi Grace! How are you?

so it was chasers from /mtfg/ who came up with the concept/name of "cinnamon roll posters"?

thats kind of adorable honestly...all chasers really are just closet trannies huh

>>7809720
>>7809725
people don't see me as a girl, i wouldn't be let in unfortunately ;;

>>7809719
noooo :(

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>>7809732
>>7809734
>>7809737
i dont wanna be bullied
>>7809745
hi
im tired and feeling bad
hbu

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>>7809747
I would make them let you in because you are a girl and they would be stupid! No one messes with my Nimouto!

>>7809724
I'm apparently a cinnamon roll trip but only on a technicality.
I'm not cute or a good person

>>7809750
*bullies u*

>>7809746
the holocaust except instead of jews it's cis men

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>>7809750
I'm sorry *hugs* I am just tired from school and the gym, gonna go back to the gym tomorrow. Gptta work off this surgery weight!

>>7809751
no no i don't wanna be a bother!

you be a qt nun without me ^^ <3

>>7809736
those are very rare isolated cases though
for the most part theres not a whole not if not nothing at all
you should be excited for it instead of anxious ashy

>>7809746
dont think anybody knows who the wise and venerable list anon is
could be a dog for all we know

>>7809727
lmao
i wonder what i mustve been like during that spike

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>>7809675
Anyone else wanna fucking die rn? Haven't felt this depressed in months.

>>7809724
Don't be ridiculous, Grace.

Know your place.

>>7809749
it's the only way! do it for eva! go off topic shitpost on some other board and you'll get banned for 3 days quick enough
trust me!
I had to do it to study for a test once, it works!

>>7809752
what do you mean?
youre a complete 100% cinnamon trip

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>>7809756
Well if I can't have Nimouto with me then I quit! We will start our own nunnery, with blackjack, and hookers! Well forget the blackjack.

Cinnamon is pretty good y'know

ash is only a cinnamon roll because she doesn't have to face the suffering of being transgender. color me shocked an almost totally normal girl is always happy and cheerful compared to some of us which are forced by our family to spend years of our life as literal men only to finally get disowned and still fail at transition because of testosterone permanently damaging our body.

>>7809686
>jealous
yes I am jealous I already said the word envy is pale by comparison. Why wouldn't I be jealous of a cis girl or person with real vagina that is accepted universally as female

>>7809746
>thats kind of adorable honestly...all chasers really are just closet trannies huh
a lot are, but not all

and it's just a joke from the chaser discord (discussing who are the most pure and innocent trips that no one should ever bully) that found its way into MTFG

>>7809757
daydreaming about bp on the other side of the donner pass?

>>7809769
youre so obviously kayla

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>>7809757
Ehhh maybe if I find someone I connect with emotionally then it will be okay, but for now I am in no rush.

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>>7809761
bullying is mean and hurts though
>>7809753
:/
>>7809755
good luck tomorrow!

>>7809746
Using "cinnamon roll" to describe people was a thing long before mtfg started doing it, but afaict it's usually only done with fictional characters.

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don't even need 2 ask if I'm cinnamon roll desu

>>7809759
let's go together

>drake won't be flirtatious because he's obsessed with Ash's vagina :c

>>7809781
Sure, suicide pact sounds fun.

>>7809759
not really

>>7809767
>tfw ash quits for you
so nice ;-;

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>>7809776
Thank you! And whatever is bothering you please feel better, happy Grace is best Grace! *hugs*

>>7809781
>implying anyone would want drake to flirt with them
trip on, drake

>>7809784
Lucky you.

>>7809736
I actually just started crying thinking about how I will never bleed from losing my virginity with the proper sex organ. Okay I guess I'm gonna go to bed cause I don't feel good.

>>7809779
>Ash
>evangeline
>gloomy
>hanna
>maeve
>nim (provisional)
>snickerdoodle
>sheen
>shy
>sish
>anonette

nope, not yet
you should be though

>>7809781
IM HAVING A CONVERSAAATION

>>7809775
nah youre definitely right
don't have sex with someone unless you have a real romantic connection to them

otherwise it ruins the whole experience and turns into a hobby instead of a passion

>>7809787
<3

>>7809779
>tfw you make too many dumb jokes to be a cinnamon roll

>>7809789
it's fun and he's cute

>>7809796
nim!
do it for evaaa!

>>7809776
what's wrong gracie

>>7809775
there's a lot of anxiety around sex on my end too :/

tho obviously different stuff..

>>7809776
>bullying is mean and hurts though
Yeah, but it makes you feel better about yourself when you make other people feel bad.

>>7809798
find someone who isn't a shitposting retard, anonette
literally anybody would be better than an mtfg chaser lmfao
and drake's like one of the worst

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>ask cis girl out just as friends
>she makes a move on you and you both get lewd
>start becoming infatuated with her throughout the week
>ask if she wants a relationship
>"...ill consider it."
reeeeee

>>7809798
>talking to the bbc fetishist
lad/lass...

>>7809796
you're provisional for now

>>7809798
have some standards lol

>>7809807
hmmmm

not sure what that says about me

>>7809800
>tfw eva tries to motivate you to draw by promising as many kisses as you want in august
uwu

>>7809688
Life ends now

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>>7809791
No Zheanna please don't get sad ;w; I read that a lot of girls can bleed after srs if the guy is too rough. Please get some good sleep and feel better though, you deserve to feel good about yourself. <3

>>7809785
>>7809802
Anything for you! :D And yes sex in general is weird to talk about imo. Maybe because we aren't indulged in it?

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>>7809810
Head myy advice nimmers

>>7809798
The standards for men here are literally the absolute bottom of the barrel

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>>7809795
Hey! How are you feeling?

>>7809774
They are right
Lot of us aren't as lucky as ash

Respond to this post if you can't afford surgery

>>7809812
that's probably part of it

i get really uncomfortable when people bring it up irl D:

>>7809822
<Response> But honestly I'm gonna be saving up for it.

>>7809822
I wouldn't want it if I had it.

>>7809822
here's your (((you)))

>>7809817
heed*
doh :(

>>7809822
dubs cant lie

but ill be rectifying this shortly

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>>7809822
Iktf Kayla

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>>7809787
<3
>>7809796
>tfw will never be innocent, pure, and nice again
>>7809803
but i could try and help you otherwise

>>7809809
>>7809819
lol

>>7809806
I never will again.

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>>7809822

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>>7809824
Me too, a lot of my friends have had kids, married, or have bfs/gfs and I am just here like..

>>7809820
I dunno my tummy is weird it might be from the antacid (so my throats stitches don't dissolve) but I can't eat without 6 hours of pretty bad pain

I was also bad earlier and recorded a little bit of voice, and got told I have to be good from now on
https://clyp.it/y2torore
>>7809822
\o

>>7809822
hopin I won't need it

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>>7809835
>tfw youre locked in an eternal battle with the liberal scum

>>7809841
just pretend your tummy is uncomfortable because you are pregnant

>the only reason ash gets bullied is because she's beautiful
this is why we can't have nice things ;_;

i wish i had a different personality really..i dont like who i am..i dont know if i can change and be who i want to be

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from the ashes i rise

>>7809848
Same.

>>7809796
>wanting to be on drakes spank to and then mentally abuse list

Self respect is a thing nimmers

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>>7809841
Oh no that sounds really uncomfortable, I wish I could be there to help, I am really good at cooking and stuff!<3

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>tfw you're happy for Ash for getting to transition early and be pretty and cis-tier, but you're also jelly af

>>7809847
90% of people here either love people for their physical appearance or hate them for it

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>>7809790
here is an image of a sleeping dog I hope it will cheer you

>>7809819
Hey now... I have a very good taste in men.

>>7809812
>SRS
I don't think I'll ever obtain that. Idk I was feeling dysphoric in the last hour but reading that just kinda tilted me,

Love ya ash , night

>>7809849
hey thats the gif i use for my bait tumblr

>>7809855
Just suicide like me

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>>7809845
that image hurt

do you still have bud?
I'm about to smoke~

>>7809837
that must be it's own set of feels :(

i guess i can technically have kids because i stored sperm but unless i end up with a cis girl the only way im having kids is with some random girl's egg or a female friend that's nice enough to donate one

it just feels really impersonal..having a child is supposed to be the ultimate expression of love between a couple!

>>7809859
I love you too Zheanna, please try to stay positive I know it's hard but you are a wonderful girl and I never want to see you in pain. If you ever need to talk I have Snap, just so you know. <3

>>7809855
I know this feel and no joke that pic is me right now, blanket and all.

>>7809822

>>7809833
you're nice, you just seem sad lately :(

>>7809854
That would make it worse! I like good food!

But then I'm just going to have sharp pains for the rest of the day
>>7809857
>im narcissistic so everyone thinks like me

>>7809864
my guy just came
i only have a little but itll let me survive

>>7809866
I can't carry and I don't make sperm(or eggs) so I guess only surrogacy would work for me. But we are still young and have a long life ahead so we don't have to worry about that now. <3

>>7809855
i can't be jealous, it'll just make me start hurting

all i can do is be happy for my friend ash and work with what ive got

>>7809853
i wanna be on faye's list :3

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>>7809873
Oh hmm well I could find things to make to soothe your throat or that would be easy to eat! I just wish there was a way I could help ease the discomfort or speed up the healing!

>>7809866
date a cis girl????

>>7809860
ohrlly?

and yeah fuck that i.d

i'm starting new

>>7809869
That pic is also me rn, pls share more of the blanket

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>>7809875
I got kratom too
we high now

>>7809876
i have this weird thing with wanting kids since my dad died when i was young and it affected me a lot

i always wanted to be a good dad when i was a kid, i guess mom now..

you're right, i shouldn't worry about it but i can't help it sometimes

I seem to not be helping so I apologize for anyone that is sad because of me. I will take my leave and go off to bed. Just know you are all amazing girls and you always have my love and support. Goodnight <3

>>7809869
>>7809886
wow you're really cute

How do you talk to someone without feeling like you're annoying them?

>>7809891
don't apologize just for your presence!

goodnight <3

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>>7809891
night ash
remember that wolves dont concern themselves with what sheep think

>>7809888
>kratom
youre so lucky
thatd make me feel so happy

>>7809888
those digits

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Why cant I accept that I'm qt af?

>>7809891
You made me feel better and loved

<3u bish

>>7809900
Because you probably looked in the mirror.

>>7809907
that's a pretty good burn

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>>7809907
No the mirror is the one who told me so.

>>7809907
ban on mirrors when?

>>7809898
I am feeling lucky
kratom is great
used to do it almost every day
that was sick

I tried to talk to Lauren about communism while you were asleep like a loser
I don't think it worked
>tfw not everyone can be saved

>>7809911
ban on manposters when?

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I just came to say: Grace is the cutest.

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>>7809845
>that picture
It hurts inside
>>7809822
If I get the job I applied for (~$80k/yr) I should be able to afford it within 2-3 years
But for now I'm a poorfag college student

ask someone who just got her nips pierced anything

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>>7809918
Why?

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>>7809915
>anon posted with one of the racist frog pictures i love
>have to believe his opinion now

>>7809918
Ouchie?

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>>7809899
combo chain
check em'

>>7809891
As someone you greatly helped with your skin care advice thank you ash! I got the vitamin c gel and my acne scars are fading finally.

tfw hon

>>7809915
I have conflicting reports here that she is in fact the worst.

>>7809913
nooo lauren definitely cannot be saved
she's essentially braindead

there are quite a few posters like that who i bothered trying to prove wrong but theyre too sheltered for the most part to be rational

faye i think is probably an ironic character

but posters like say ada or burch are sheltered manchildren who really cant be helped unfortunately :/

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>>7809910
please be my friend again
i really miss oyu
and yes im working on cleaning my room
im gonna get closer to being finished this weekend

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>>7809922
but grace is unclean

>>7809925
failure

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>>7809917
i heard posting cis females also triggers you guys

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>>7809922
You're cute too.

>>7809918
how long on hrt and what was the cost

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>>7809930
But you'll only hurt me again and throw me away.

>>7809891
nini gentle soul

>>7809933
Fucking saying hello triggers the people here.

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alright goodnight everyone!

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Who's that tripfag?

>>7809929
I presented my arguments well.
Lauren was the only active participant I felt no effect with
but it turned lecturish so maybe other interested people read it

idk bro Faye is wild

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>>7809938
it was a mistake
accept my steam invite and i can explain
please
im really sorry and ive regretted it since i removed you

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>>7809943
lana
or hanna

>>7809941
how do we fix the ugly problem here?

>>7809943
these are too difficult

>>7809942
Nini Nim
May you and Ash have sweet adventures in dreamland

>>7809943
ITS PIKACHU

>>7809948
its very hard
i like it

have to think about their body frame and hair

>>7809943
larry

>>7809943
grace?
>>7809933
Only a little
Ones that make me think about how my father will probably consider me a horrible degenerate and a blight on the family tree when I come out to him do it a little more

>>7809947
By leaving. This place is just a place to go "hey guys im SAD CARE ABOUT ME!" and then people post "ohh poor baby it'll be ok"

Nothing has changed in years, I am disappointed in the lot of you.

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It's Neptune!

>neptune! neptune!

Hey girls I'm sad CARE ABOUT ME

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>>7809946
>dating /mtfg/ shitposters

>>7809957
>grace?
Grace was yesterday's tripfag.

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>>7809946
Maybe tomorrow lil bun. I'm not in a talking mood tonight.

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>>7809958
Lolllll this is actually stupidly accurate.

>>7809962
Christ, I really should adopt a trip so that people will actually know and remember who's dating Grace.

>>7809959
FGFALKHGAGSLGJA;GLA

>>7809958
im having fun though
even if they arent

>>7809957
you can call me daddy instead if youd like

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>>7809961
What's wrong darling?

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>>7809962
>being Anthony Burch
>complaining about shitposters
Lmfao

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>>7809962
>dating
She doesn't like me like that lol
>>7809966
im not one for much talking tonight either, my body hurts after working so much
i really hope you take me back tomorrow
ill keep asking though
>>7809969
pls, im telling you, it's a bad idea

>>7809972
No bagina!

>>7809971
People who must call drake daddy:
Everyone

>>7809969
You should. Tripfags get lots more attention and (you)s, and often get invited to discords and skype groups.

>>7809969
you the guy who posted the butthole breakdown caps?

>>7809945
yeah
ive always been really really concise and easy when explaining something
and all they do is just hurl insults

how SJWs work i guess

>>7809959
Okay I laughed

>>7809980
Drake don't be mean :/

>>7809961
there, there, you little bitch
everything will be okay

>>7809973
hey.
shitposting is ironic

>>7809969
>>7809975
>she
my bad
carry on, fellow kid

>>7809973
based Charlotte

>>7809971
You're trans though, so I doubt it.

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>>7809976
Let's share some ice-cream baby, what's your fav flavor?

>>7809983
>claiming its just irony
What is this, 2016?

>>7809982
i was just wondering gracie
i didnt know how else to refer to him ;_;

>>7809978
if everyone called me daddy then there wouldnt be room for a mommy

>>7809989
Dick bag is a good name I think

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>>7809987
Cake batter ice cream

>>7809989
who is mommy tho

>>7809991
y u so mad lol

>>7809975
Probably, yeah, still, I'm *technically* an /mtfg/ personality now.
>>7809979
I like the prospect of (you)s but otherwise I don't care that much.
>>7809980
>>7809989
No, I'm not, and I'm a her.

>>7809986
thats a pretty old belief to have
like paganism kind of

>>7809991
why ask this dickbag to keep friending you then?

>>7809988
actually i was resenting being associated with shitposting, with the reasoning that shitposting is ironic
ergo, i was saying that whatever i do is not ironic :^)
checkmate, fedora

>>7809978
Daddy's are big and strong and noble, they don't do drugs, they are sophisticated and accomplished

Drake has a literal girl tier sense of self that people in the real world would only put up with if he bottomed

>>7809998
>>7809996
Dick bag is my ex, not the person I want to be my friend again!
>>7809997
Run before it's too late

this place is jokes

>>7809973
You went up 2 points in my book, love.

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>>7809987
If you don't say cookie dough is your favorite, you're objectively wrong.

>>7809999
But you're the epitome of shitposters, whether you like it or not. There's nothing ironic about it.

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>>7809997
Pls trip, grace isn't officially dating anyone until they have a trip

>>7810006
that's what i'm saying
please, i know you're trying to pass as female
but it's okay to turn off the woman brain when talking to fellow trantrans

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>>7810003
Dis place ams dildos

>>7809998
Can you blame me for believing it though? Sure there are people who buck the trend, but a majority are a goddamn mess.

I came back because I have changed and I feel good, and I was curious to see the old stomping grounds, but seeing some of the same faces doing the same stuff, it's sad.

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>>7809996
riley maybe
havent wanted to talk to her lately though

>>7810002
youre arguing with two anons at once?
this sucks
how are people supposed to understand?

isnt one of them the femboy birdy ERPs about getting fucked by

>>7810006
hi mom

>>7809997
are you cute?
do you have a dick?

>>7810006
But charlotte~
Cake batter!

>>7810002
Given that I usually have a tab open to the current /mtfg/ thread anyway, I think it's too late already.
>>7810009
A compelling argument.
>>7810013
>are you cute?
She thinks so.
>do you have a dick?
She doesn't think so, but I do.

>>7810013
I don't keep up with birdshit these days so I dunno
I don't think anyone I care about would stoop that low tho

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>>7809994
>cake batter
Best taste
>>7809971
daddy
>>7809965
Ah I missed that
Was just guessing based on the outline

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>>7810017
understood
lets continue then
what do people call you?
whats your favorite color?
whats your career?

>>7810018
i care about you and you basically stooped that low with him
does that mean i have a worse choice in friends

>>7810021
AGAIN

The innocent ones are in bed, time for the orgy!

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>>7810013
Since when did I become mom? There's nothing motherly about me.

>>7810014
No. You're going to eat ben&jerrys cookie dough ice cream and you're going to enjoy it.

>>7810023
RAPE ASH

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>>7810023
Noooo tuck me in read me a bedtime story first

>>7810001
show me, top me
fuck the drake love out of me faye
I'll vote democrat, too

>>7810022
>tfw drake never asks you questions ;_;

>>7810022
>what do people call you?
Zna.
>whats your favorite color?
Blue? I like lots of colors but right now it's blue.
>whats your career?
NEET, wannabe cop.

>>7810022
Yes, sorry drake bUT your taste in friends is probably shit if you think of me as one

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d3xpQLYox8

does my voice pass?

i tried cuddling with a guy but i couldnt stop thinking about how much my dads messed up my life and it has me thinking i don't think i could ever date someone thats not female.

>>7810025
That's Faye and Drakes job.

>>7810031
Wrong.

>>7810021
based Ambiance

>>7810025
rude

>>7810034
But who goes first, mommy or daddy?

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>>7810024
I'll eat all the ice cream!

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>>7810024
who said children get to choose their moms
idk

>>7810030
favorite colors say a lot about the person
how do you pronounce zna even
i hope thats not your real name

it sounds like a stereotypical tranny though

why do you want to be a cop?

>>7810034
but i dont have your guys weird bdsm fetishes :')
how could i

>>7810031
you seem pretty cool
have big self esteem issues though
and work too much

>>7810039
Ladies first, so drake obviously

:^) that's a good joke

>>7810043
you honestly act like a better elanna
pls stick around

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So I had sex with a stranger today. It was pretty hot actually, but still. Pretty sure I'm the worst person for it. I actually have a bf and I really do care about him, but I am just not sexually satisfied, really, but everything else with him is great.

At any rate, this guy thought I was really attractive and kinda just made a move and I just never stopped it from going further. Should I kill myself? I felt like a total slut but even worse, really enjoyed that.

>tfw about to see the return of based Grace

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>>7810050
>I actually have a bf and I really do care about him

>>7810037
Hey charlotte <3
I've been meaning to get back to you, just lots of work keeping me busy
Thank you though, I appreciate it
>>7810044
Huh, wel thanks
And 40 hours aint too much, I'd need it to get by if i lived on my own
Probably more
Though you did say I belong as a housewife or something like tbat

>>7810044
Isn't devirginization a fetish?
>>7810045
Kek nice one.

>>7810050
Please say you used protection.

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>>7810024
>>7810014
Fine fine! enough of this icecream discussion, meet up when?

>>7810049
Elanna is way cooler than me desu

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>>7810053
I'm always based to someone
Then th3 next day to other people instead
Just how it goes

>>7810057
I did. I'm not *that* dumb.

>>7810044
>how do you pronounce zna even
>i hope thats not your real name
Zna is monosyllabic, imagine the sna in snack but replace the s with a z.
>it sounds like a stereotypical tranny though
Lol.
>why do you want to be a cop?
I just do, I guess? I mean, I think it'd be a good way to help people, I think I'd mostly enjoy doing it, and I do think I'd be good at it. I did want to enlist in the Marines, but getting waivers for both depression and ADD is nearly impossible. I think I'll still try, though.

>>7810050
That's not something a good girl would do, talk with your bf about this if you really care about him.

>>7810050
killing with yourself will not undo it
only kys if you can't live with the guilt
Learn.
don't do it again if it made you less happy overall
the question is if you tell your bf about it

>>7810045
>zhe calls you a man

Lose my number

>>7810064
Damn and I thought I had a meme name,

You seem nice regardless

wanna snugg ashs bewbs so bad

>>7810044
Triggering.
I had to forsake my mom this morning.
I would rather have anyone in the world but this greedy, spiteful, manipulative, arrogant, childish brat for my parent. Instead I either have to abandon her or internalize what she's been saying about me sucking away "all" of her 6-digit salary. And by all, I mean a third of it.

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>>7810062
Hey, you're still based to me.

>>7809998
Whatever helps you sleep at night, second class citizen.

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>>7810060
too aggressive
youre the passive low-T version of her

>>7810056
i think being a virgin is a turn on for any guy of a girl
isnt it?
maybe depends on the guy

>>7810055
40 hours isnt that bad i guess but doing the same tedious work has to suck

>>7810064
wow so its your real name...?

>>7809959
>tfw never be a sheen one

>>7810062
>tfw Grace might be a chaotic /mtfg/ character and you didn't notice
based Grace

>>7810067
>she thinks I actually put her number in my book to begin with.

Ha! Lesbians, people.....

>>7810064
>>7810069
>>7810076
OH. I forgot to say, it ain't my real name. I've actually been going by it online longer than my real name, though.

>>7810050
Ya done fucked up
Talk to your bf about it, don't hide that sorta shit

>>7810058
I'd love to go to a mtfg ice cream party!

>>7810076
Are you into virgins?

>>7810065
I actually told him already. He was kinda just like "I mean, I miss vaginas from time to time. It's kinda dumb to think we can meet every need for one another to a 100% level. Just don't go crazy with it and I'd rather you didn't bring it up to me if you do it. That said, if I ever slept with another girl for that reason, I'd expect the same there."

Which I'm totally fine with. As long as he doesn't shove it in my face, he can sleep with another girl if he needs to get that fix somewhere else. We both agreed that we care about eachother deeply and that we should just keep on like things were.

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>>7810055
Hiya!
It's alright, I have a ton of shit on my plate at the moment. I'm not sure how I'm going to eat next week, and I have a list of other things I have to worry about now that I'm effectively on my own, with some legal things I can abuse for now to make sure I have housing and stuff.

>>7810070
I bet she's small enough to come to chest height on me when we snug

>>7810082
See >>7810086

I want to throw each and every one of you in front of a bus and blow your brains out.


I wish all of you got fucking murdered.

>>7810076
Cindy is new elanna?

>>7810058
There's a Coldstone down the street from me. How bout there?

>>7810043
Eat some of it, but not enough to get fat.

>>7810081
thank god
its not a bad ign but jesus itd be such a silly real name

i feel like most cops didnt/dont have a lot of authority in their life so they become cops to fill the void of controlling people

>>7810085
kinda
definitely preferred over sluts

>>7810089
You two would be the thing yuris are made of. Tall stacked dom girl and short stacked sub girl.

>>7810093
<3

>>7810093
>Islam
very nice.

>>7810093
Most of us wouldn't care for what that's worth.

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>>7810080

>>7810094
elanna is still here though

cindy is like a newer version
more bugfixes

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>>7810070
Everyone does
>>7810072
<3
I'm glad
Come be my pillow pls
>>7810076
Yeah, it is tedious doing repetitive stuff every day
A promotion would be nice so I can have different tasks, but I don't feel fit for leadership
>>7810079
What kind of chaotic am I
>>7810087
Oh jeez, you sound in good spirits despite all that, thats comforting at least. I hope you get through it alright, if there's anything I can do let me know. Good luck <3

>>7810098
I thought you were only into cis male genitalia? Do you even have a functioning apppendage to use on a vagina?

I GOT A CONDO IN MANHATTAN!

>>7810034
Faye isn't evil like that
>>7810070
Ash is really pretty, yeah
thats kind of weird though desu

>>7810086
We'll you did the right thing in the end
Good girl c:

>>7810105
tfw only one dp

i got us a playstation for when you visit me next week

>>7810106
Invent a teleporter and I can!

>>7810105
I used to like elanna a lot
maybe Cindy is based

>>7810106
the kind that causes trouble if you want shills

>>7810111
>>7810106
Maybe it's just the agp that makes them want to grope her, I'm straight but I would love to feel her up just for fun.
Squish squish..

wish i was pretty so mtfg would talk about me </3

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rrrr why is missing someone a thing
i know they're there
it's just
cmere >:C

>>7810113
>visit from drake
luckyyyyyyy

>>7810112
I guess. Still. I really cannot believe I did that. I'm generally a very good girl. I don't know if I was just caught in the moment or what.. Like right after it happened I had some definite "Uh... did I just do..?" feels going on.

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>>7810115
Oh so I'm based when I engage bitch mode?

>>7810119
that's sad

>>7810119
you don't have to be pretty
just obnoxious
like me

>>7810106
You're chaotic neutral, like me.

I'm definitely in high spirits, I finally feel free. It's terrifying, but I no longer have the fear of being tied down to awful decisions by guilt trips and harassment. I can do what I know is best, and I have plenty of people backing me up.

Like $25 would be amazing to get me groceries for the next week.

>>7810125
be nice to me and both me and my horde of anons will pretend like youre nice to everyone

its basically free insult space

>>7810119
plenty of chasers in the sea for you to use

>>7810128
>not chaotic evil

>>7810127
Literally nobody talks about you, check the archive.

>>7810125
from the audience's perspective, yes
Go hard young dragon

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This is literally the first time she's said that

IT FEELS SO DIFFERENT WHEN ITS NOT A MEME

>>7810115
cindy is based

so is elanna but she turns crazy when drinking

>>7810124
Well try not to do it again if it makes you feel bad, but unless you didn't tell your bf or did it like all the time I don't think there's any reason to feel guilty ^.^

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I dont think i can stay awake any longer
Goodnight everyone