Cis Lesgen

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/cis-lesgen/, do I have a moral obligation to explicitly warn my future partners that I am bad at sex beforehand? or will they just be able to guess as much from simply talking to my awkward-ass self?

>>7785482
Don't warn them, that's super weird and they won't sex you. Just practice until you get better.

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>>7785482
>tfw barely a person nevermind a regular sex haver

lmao

>>7785641
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>>7785482
No, practice makes perfect. Just keep going anon, I believe in you.

>>7785641
That's adorable.

ughhhhhhhhh I want a pack of cigarettes but I shouldn't

>>7785704
Same. I haven't smoked in 7 months but I can't go much longer. I think I'll buy a pack tomorrow.

>>7785727
>Same. I haven't smoked in 7 months but I can't go much longer. I think I'll buy a pack tomorrow.
It's only been a little over a month for me since my last cigarette, but I'm super stressed out and can't legally go buy my own alcohol until the end of the month ;-;

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>>7785669
>>7785677
Thankyous.

>>7785453
>Woman dreams about fucking her sister. It's spreading.

does older cousin experimenting with you count. Is it rape if you didn't mind it happening to you?

>>7785746
well rape makes it even hotter so just assume its rape

>>7785760
Alright, rape it is then. Perhaps I'll extort her into fucking me again. She isn't gold star though.

>>7785789
I'm gold star though, come here qt :3

>>7785704
>>7785727
Stay strong anons, no cute girl will want to kiss you if she knew you got weak.

>>7785746
That counts in my book, but you know what they say, can't rape the willing.

Also my dad made me get up before 8 to go golfing with him in the freaking Straya heat. It's four hours later and I want to die.

>>7785704
>>7785727
Remember - smoking makes your pussy taste bad. You wouldn't offer a sub-par vagina to a woman, would you?

>>7785727
Now, now, smoker's breath is vomit-inducing. What to expect if your throat is a chimney full of phlegm?

Resist the urge to poison yourself.

>>7785727

Can't you just buy some of the gum? I mean I know you think you crave the cigarette itself but once you get the nicotine in any form the rest of the craving will settle.

It's like when you're thirsty and desperate for water in your mouth, then they hydrate you via IV, and within minutes your mouth no longer craves water anymore.

>>7786081
idk about that anon, but for me its a relaxation thing. If it were just the craving, I could just not smoke a cigarette, but there's an itch that comes with a special combination of anxiety and stress that makes me want to smoke.

But I won't be getting a pack, jsyk.

When I was a teen I smoked, but then I gave it up once I started paying attention to how my grandfather's quality of life diminished fucking hard over the past 10 years. Swollen limbs, need of a catheter, dementia. How he never got cancer is beyond me.

It sounds like a meme, but the first two weeks are the worst. And you never really quit either. I smoked maybe an equivalent to a pack since I stopped regularly smoking. You just don't beat yourself up over and take it back up full time.

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Someone died at my gym this morning.

I hope it doesn't get haunted.

>>7786266
>she doesn't want to get haunted by the ghost of that fit girl with the nice ass on the treadmill
>she doesn't want some paranormal activities to go down in the gym shower

>>7786266
Are you the sub or the dom? And does it become a race thing?

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>>7786266

You don't want a paranormal fingering?

>tfw trans and make the news on """cis""" lesgen every single time.

>>7786331
same, I made it twice this time

>>7786360
twice as well.
but I don't think that bread thing should count. lol

>>7786331
>>7786360
Really trans or just repressed and LARPing online? What news?
t. passerby mtf wondering if she should do this too

>>7786382
nothing to do with bread

>>7786384
for real, if you just dont talk about being trans then no one knows and you can do whatever the fuck you want

>>7786278
I'm pretty sure it was some old mean lady though.

Also ghosts are spooky so no ghost please.

>>7786304
Usually the dom and it is a race thing.

We race to the bedroom and whoever gets to the fuzzy cuffs first gets to be the dom.

>>7786389
>nothing to do with bread
I meant one of mine did.

>>7786398
>old mean lady
but thats how I like them. who else is gonna bully me?

>whoever gets to the fuzzy cuffs first gets to be the dom
what? a relationship full of doms? does she seem like she's purposefully being slow ever?

>>7786389
Last thread was slow. So I'm thinking of dropping the news altogether. I do enjoy the idea of Matts thinking they're talking to women but are just talking to another Matt.

>>7786389
>if you just dont talk about being trans then no one knows
Or just stop putting cis in the OP?

>>7786455
Naw famo. No one wants tranners in here. Not even the tranners.

>>7786455
That would be ideal.
But this is 4chan, and sadly the TERFS are a vocal minority.

The best part is that probably all of the TERFS here are MTF themselves.

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>men trying to takeover a thread for women
And no one was surprised. Thank god terfs exist. They're the only ones that make sense.

>>7786482
Deprive their threads of posts by only posting is an open les gen. The few terfs won't be enough to keep a thread going on their own.

>>7786504
You look good hon.

Loving the fap material.

Better than >>>/s/

So, is this the new transbian gen?
I'll let the other girls know.

My date's today. I'm super nervous now that I'm on my way there. Fuck

>>7786603
Where are you going?

>>7786610
It's called san churro, they do chocolate covered churros along with some other dessert food and coffee.. it's in a nice part of the city and if we get bored we can wander the riverbank and stuff.

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>>7786331
>>7786360

>mfw trans
>mfw everyone in this thread is trans
Are there even cis lesbian legbutts?

>>7786414
What is wrong with you that cute girls your own age won't bully you?

I was joking about racing I'm actually just the dom because she is bossy all day at work and can't be bossy at home too.

I do always beat her in indoor foot races though, she corners like a drunken cow. In a straight line she is p.darn fast though.

>>7786627
JUST BEE URSELF
and if you see an opportunity to make a move like asking to hold hands or a kiss - take it.

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Hey, are you all already asleep?

>>7787562
nope!

>>7787584
So what's up Anon?

>>7787586
texting some qt and watching YouTube while curled up on my couch, you?

>>7787593
Watching the X-Files and just lazing around in bed with my sis. Just killing time before dinner really.

It's so hard being a Leno there are just too few options

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>>7787673
I, too, struggle with being a Leno.

>>7786603
Dis me
It went so well anons!! She's so cute and she likes me and it was awkward but in a cute way and I'm happy!

>>7787726
Wohoo! We knew you could do it anon.

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>>7787726

Congrats :3 details?

>>7787733
>>7787749
Thanks guys :D she has blue hair, which was a red flag, so I was a little wary; but she's so cool, we agree on so many things and ended up talking for ages! She's also a little more awkward than I am, so it was cute seeing her get embarrassed.

>>7787643
with your sis huh? you know what to do.

>>7787774
>more awkward than lesgen
Goddamn that must've been autismo supreme, and super adorable.

>>7787775
Keep watching stuff on my tablet? Oh yes.

>>7787785
Hahah thankfully work has lessened my autism since I started frequenting lesgen, so it wasn't that bad. But yes, super adorable

Ask a dyke who had sex for the first time last night anything.

>>7787814
Already got plans when you'll see each other again?

>>7787841
Who was she? Is it serious or a casual thing?

>>7787847
Yeah, hopefully we're going to go see the large hadron collider exhibit :)

>>7787847
She's my girlfriend. And yes, it is a very serious relationship. It's somehow still at the beginning, though.

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>>7787856
Oh cool.
>tfw cute sciency lesbians are having a blast
So cute.

>>7787858
That's super sweet Anon, I'm glad for you. I hope it was fun? I've heard a lot of awkward first time stories but it's still always cute.

>>7787866
It was super adorable because we were both shy autistic newbs and I could feel her heart beating out of her chest. I was a little scared at first, and obsessed about personal hygene so I went to take a shower and she was totally cool with it. All in all it was great even though we sperged out a little.

>>7787841
>tfw searching for realistic lesbian porn or at least real lesbian couples and they don't release their sex tapes

>>7787923
That sounds super cute yeah! That you both had fun is the main point obviously so that's awesome.

>>7787935
>realistic lesbian porn
I've just given up on porn honestly. I'm sure there's some good stuff out there somewhere but I'm much too lazy to look for it.

>>7787841
How big was her dick?

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>>7787945
I'll just make it myself.

>>7787969
Well there's already an abundance of masturbation videos online, but by all means feel free.

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But who was camera?
>tfw behind every lesbian couple there's a creepy dude.

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>>7788001
Some of them are wedding photos, some are on a timer or recorded by the girls themselves. And a lot of them are just creepy women
snapping pics.

>>7788021
>women

How about some lewds?

>>7788023
>he thinks women don't use cameras

>>7788052
>he

>>7788054
That's right. Biological sex and all that.

>>7788063
>implying

>>7788043
Pls, I'm having dinner with my family.

>>7788108
Sisters or mother?

>>7788130
Both.

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>clg

>>7788134
Are you gonna have sex with them?

>>7785739
comfiest

>>7788161
Oh shush. I'm not the least attracted to my mom. Quite the opposite.
I'm probably not going to have sex with my sister either - but I'll be having some orgasms anyway, the shower here is amaaazing.

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Sexual tension!

>19 posters
>105 replies
you dykes need to pipe down a bit

>>7788226
N-no you.

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>>7785453
Hygge isn't a art, and it doesn't have to be about communiuty. Sitting by yourself with a hot mug of cocoa, watching weird youtuben videos and just being relaxed like that is as much hygge as doing it with a loved one or playing a board game with friends or family.

One of the things my wife and I do that's just pure hygge is when she's painting in her studio, I will brew tea and sit in one of our tall recliners in the room and read. We usually don't talk, just being in the same room enjoying ourselves does it.

Also, it's not pronounced hoo gah. You pronounce the y the proper latin way and even those of you speaking English should be able to pronounce a E without turning it into a A. It's not magic.

>>7786278
d/a, but when I was in middle school, there was this qt chick I kept changing stares with at the same class. I'm sure we were flirting, almost held hands! She was always there on time, and the one day she wasn't around, teacher told that she's dead.
>tfw thousand tears were shed on that day
I still miss her, I still remember her face, her snarky smile, and mysterious stare, as she runs her fingers down her hair and suddenly looks away smiling even more.
>should I summon sprite?

>>7788441
Why do cute girls have to die?

>>7788620

Because the slow decay is far more frightening then the long sleep.

>>7788638
I find non-existence far more frightening personally.

If my gf chops her tits off and i don't mind am i no longer a lesbian? Is she no longer a cis-lesbian?

These are the real questions.

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>>7788001
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>>7788663
If you get a mastectomy because you have breast cancer, are you no longer a girl? What if they take only one breast, would that make you half a girl, and your girlfriend half-gay?

Daily reminder that niggerellas are not human, therefore cannot be women, therefore cannot be lesbians.

If you are dating one you're a disgusting zoophile and need to seek help immediately.

>>7788663

Does she squirt sperm?

>>7788681

I agree in not as harsh terms. Too much testosterone. Same with bull dykes of all races.

>>7788620
I know right? So unfair.

>>7788648
I've told it's like flicking lights off.

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>running
>trip over a piece of broken pavement
>break my fall on my palms but fell so hard my arms give out under me
>running down hill so I had lots of forward momentum and wind up tumbling/rolling/sliding a few feet before I stop myself
>it was on a college campus so of course tons of people saw
>bunch of people come over to help me
>jump up and insist I'm fine
>dude tells me a chunk is missing from the palm of my hand
>it is
>road rash and scrapes everywhere
>head is killing me
>feel like I'm going to puke
>one of the people helping me is a qt professor in her late 30s early 40s
>immediately lose my shit and get flustered
>she asks if I'm alright
>tell her the only thing really injured is my ego
>feel myself turning red
>panic
>run off
>run home and almost black out
>puke
>lay down
>was so out of it I can't remember if I thanked any of those nice people or not
>feel like garbage
>turns out I injured my wrist when I broke my fall and now can't lift for a while

>>7788765
I hope you're fine Anon. Get well.

>>7785812
>golfing

You're a rich bitch indeed.

>>7788838
Thanks.
Golfing isn't even that much of a rich people's sport anymore, definitely not exclusively.
Now, Polo or something, that's rich bitch levels.

>>7788769
Thanks. My knee finally stopped hurting and the swelling has gone down so I'm hoping to get into the gym today to get some sweet, sweet butt gains. It's been two weeks and I really miss it. I'll get better, I just have to remember to be patient.

Thanks again for asking!

>>7788441
>>7788620
My first girlfriend commited suicide.
;_;7

>>7788887
So, how bad is sex with you?

>>7788856
Pls, are you telling me having friends who take private jets to get their cocaine aren't rich bitch level?

>>7788765
What a useless lesbian. Take it easy now.

>>7788900
He's more of an acquaintance than a friend.
But anyway, I didn't say I'm not rich bitch level, I'm saying golfing doesn't necessarily make you rich bitch level.

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None of you girls are attracted to butches, are you?
>transbians don't count

>>7788925
If by butch you mean "cute but with short hair instead of long", sure.
if you mean "trying their hardest to not look female", no.

>>7788925
Transbian here

Can confirm i love them

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>>7788925
can i be butch
do i pul it off

>>7788887
You alright, anon?

>>7788898
>think ppl kys because of sex
Found the bislut

>>7789021
You people really can't take a joke.

>>7788898
Our sex was excellent.
But, you know, since she was my first, I'm certain I've developed my skills since then.

>>7789014
I-It's alright, it's been 5 years already. I'm trying of seeing the positive things in her death, and I believe I value my friendships and relationships a lot more now because of that incident.

>>7789087
I don't know why but I just love cute first time stories so much.

>>7788918
I have this super rich bitch image of you in mind.
Like, of loli you practising the piano in her study, surrounded by classical literature, to go out and play golf or polo afterwards.

>>7788925
Disgusting.
Most are FtM in the closet anyways.

Also I hate when they try to push into me or my gf thinking we are just friends because "lol two femmes", maybe it`s just a NY stuff who knows.

>>7789154
Loli me actually did have piano (and flute) lessons though I didn't really pursue either in my later teens. Kinda regret that.
But I'm still playing tennis and golf somewhat regularly though so at least that's something.

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>>7788915
In more ways than you know.

>>7788925
Depends on the level of butchness and how attractive they are. Though honestly I prefer a mix

>you will never a ruby rose

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>>7788925
You can have cute short hair like pic related without being a butch. If I wanted to date a masculine looking thing pretending to be a guy, I would just date a guy. But I'm a lesbian who likes cute/hot/sexy women who dress and act like women. Not a chick wearing mens clothes pretending to be a man.

>>7788887
I wish my first girlfriend killed herself . It would have justified the year of mental abuse she put me through. All those bleeding wrists i had to bandage or stop the bleeding until the paramedic arrived. the amount of blouses she ruined for me was atrocious. If she really cared, she'd have pilled herself

*insert pun groan here*

>>7789209

to add: I'm acting tough now, but naturally I was scared at the time. Shit rattled 16 year old me for a long time. I genuinely thought it was my fault until I ran into her and we talked about it.

>>7789174
How the fuck is Ruby (If you mean from RWBY) butch? She's pretty normal level feminine. Especially her outfits. Her attitude is just a little tomboyish.

>>7789212

>Throwing your balls into another girls genitals

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Who are you Favourite cis les tv couple and why is it Naomi and Emily

>inb4 bisluts. I can forgive it.

>>7789171
D-Do you have qt slender piano fingers?
I still regret not taking French in school and having to learn it all by myself now. And well, I was always too lazy to pursue any sports.

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>>7789260
So I've been told, at least. W-why are you so interested in how slender and nice my fingers are, Anon?
Yeah I've had Italian in school (also Latin and Greek, but Italian was the only living foreign I've learned, with English of course) but I don't speak it too well unfortunately. Whenever I go to Florence or Venice in summer I start picking up on it again but unless I stay for a month it's basically all gone pretty quickly.

So if I'm ugly I should grow my hair to look more like a girl? Long hair is such a pain in the ass.

>>7789105
She lived with her Grandmother who liked to bake cookies whenever I visited. And some day she told me about her garden and all the witchcraft plants she was growing there.

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>>7789218
Sorry to hear that Anon, especially teenagers often have a hard time realizing what they're doing to someone else.
My girlfriend's mental problems also dragged me down in a way, but I suppose that's normal when you love someone.

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>>7789220
No the Ruby Rose I'm talking about is an actress/model/whatever. She's been in Cover Girl commercials and on OitNB.

>>7789271
Because I want to feel them inside of me, obviously. And because I think hands can be really attractive.
I've had Latin as well, and took Russian for a year, after I had started learning it on my own. The class wasn't that well organized though and I kinda lost interest in the language because of that, at least at that time. A shame, I could be at a decent level by now.

>>7789279

I think the worst and strangest part of it all was that the break up had to occur between myself and her mom. Her mom sat me down, told me that her daughter was far too sick to keep a relationship with me going and that it was unfair to me to have to keep dealing with something as serious as this at my age.

The mom was always a sweetheart, never tried to interfere under any circumstances, so I knew that if she was doing this it was serious and I agreed to it. Hurt, but it was the right move.

And I'm sorry to hear about your girlfriend. I was being callous in my post. I never seriously wanted her to die or anything.

>>7789294
L-lewd.
But yeah I get it. Fingers and hands can be oddly attractive but really I've found basically anything can be attractive, from collarbones to fingers to wrists. I've been with a girl who loved to kiss/suck on my pulse, like on my wrists and neck, it was pretty hot.
No she wasn't a Bride of Dracula, I had her borrow my makeup mirror.
I've always wanted to learn Russian for the literature alone but the classes at my uni were pretty awful sadly.

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>>7789348
Collarbones are hot too. Mine are pretty prominent and it's nice to know that at least some parts of my body are attractive.

>I've been with a girl who loved to kiss/suck on my pulse, like on my wrists and neck, it was pretty hot.

Lewd.

>I've always wanted to learn Russian for the literature alone but the classes at my uni were pretty awful sadly.

Yeah, literature was a big motivational factor for me back then, still is. I'm taking Japanese currently, which is held 4 times a week and comes with a tough workload, and I don't want to risk failing both classes if I took Russian as well. I'll definitely pick it up at some point again though.

>>7789006
you look ftm

>>7789402
I'm sure a whole lot of your body is attractive~
But yeah the pulse sucking was oddly hot to me. Not something I'd have thought of myself but it turned out to turn on.

>Japanese classes 4 times a week
Jesus, I wouldn't have time for half that (I would but it'd cut into my 'being a lazy useless cunt' time, can't have that), but that's cool. I've wanted to learn Japanese for the longest time but all I've managed is a few phrases from a Japanese friend and animu.

Anyway it's past 3am and I'm doing some water plane island hopping thing tomorrow morning, so good night lesgen!

>>7789006
I'm about 90% sure that's Justin Bieber.

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>>7789433
>I'm sure a whole lot of your body is attractive~

Come and find out, Sunshine.

Well, I finished most of my other modules at uni, so I have a lot of free time already. And Japanese class is usually quite fun, I made a lot of great friends there as well.

And goodnight, my love.

>>7789316
Her mom sounds pretty sweet indeed. I think it was a bold move of her, as well.

Well, what's done is done. I know of at least one guy who considered my girlfriend manipulative, and I guess some of my friends also feared she would make me more depressed.

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>going to sleep at friend/not-official gf's house this weekend
>we planned everything
>gonna be wearing my special slutty pajamas
>her mother's friends are gonna be there
how can we do lewd stuff without her mother finding out?

>>7789542
very carefuly

>>7789574
what about her dog,anon?
She can't watch

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>tfw just got back from first gym trip after injury

feels good man

>>7789643
>tfw no cuddlebuddy gf

feels bad man

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My mom forgot me at Wal-mart last night.

>>7789872
maybe she was trying to get a refund :^)

>>7789881
Why would she do that? I'm her best kid by a wide margin.

>>7788925
Attractive butches, sure. Overweight, poorly dressed caricatures? Not so much

>>7789006
I'd be interested but I'd be kinda mad about it.
There's a tiny part of me that's attracted to anyone that screams IM GAY in how they look.

I had a dream I was a superhero and this really attractive sorceress seduced me and got me to give her my super powers which she used immediately to take over the world while I watched the news criticize me for being so easily manipulated.

>>7790080
lmfao, why would it make you mad??
>>7789438
justin bieber, evan peters, that kid from perks of being a wallflower..

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I'm starting a new job next week.

I'm super excited and hope I do well.

>go to the gym
>horny as fuck, a feather touch could undo me
>kept triggering fellow gymrats because I was abusing the elliptical
>feel like a hamster

>>7790254
hi you're cute I'd date you
t. possible ginger cowgirl

>>7790295
dont be a bitch she's cute

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(1/2)
Kk, this' gonna be a bit of semi-semi-semi crush post right here. Any input is welcome.

>be me college freshman, fall for girl in class after a short while
>spend every single moment of that year thinking about her, about meeting and dating her
>try to fill void of hope and want with endless fantasies, feelsbadman that we'll never get together
>spend drunken saturdays with friends internally wishing I could see her and be with her, feel urge to text her but never do
>she's pretty as fuck, social, big friend circle, I'm the fashionless lonely spaz
>fast forward to 2nd year, somehow got over her, still find her hot but ultimately have forgotten her existence
>no longer fashionless, still a loner with mild autismo
>somehow end up straight up disliking her
>mfw she's a bit of stuck up snob with elitist-tending friends
>still find her attractive on occasion and make a point to stare at her ass and savour it
>be now, mid 3rd year
>I still think of her as a bit of stuck up snob, internally pissed we don't know each other
>today I realized I actually get a bit pissed if I see her talking with other classmates, especially if they're not close to her
>realize I secretly resent her for being so indeferent about my existence
>mfw I realize I might still have some tiny feelings for her

>>7790424
(2/2)

this is retarded, I've no reason to be falling for her. Either I'm only acting like this because I simply find her pretty, or because I've come to idealize the idea of her, OR this is a case of me simply wanting what I know I cannot have.

This is eating me up, what do I do? How do I forget her? There's this 1% part of me that still insists on staring at her from afar, admiring her looks, secretly hoping we'll meet somehow through fate or whatever-the-fuck fairy dust.

>>7788765
Ha, nearly two weeks ago I also fell on the road while running and scraped my hands a bit but mostly got a bad rash on my knees (I also posted here about it and stuff). Left knee is doing fine now, right is still bandaged, but I can walk fine. Hope you get better fast anon, road rashes suck.

This 30 year old lady messaged me on OkCupid and asked if I was ticklish.

She is pretty, I hope she has a real interest in me and isn't just a weirdo with a tickle fetish.

>>7790534
>tfw no mature lady to tickle the fucking life out of me and then ravage me

>>7790618
But what if she just tickles me without the ravaging part?

What if she tickles me until it enters uncomfortable levels and is just like "oh gosh look at the time" and leaves without another word and never even calls me afterwords?

I wrote my last exam today and the semester break has officially started for me.

What are fun, productive activities to do throughout the next two months?

>>7790231
Cause I know exactly what it is, where if say I were a straight dude or whatever, someone like that might not even register. I hate being confronted with how small, comparitivly, the dating pool is.

>>7790683
>Cause I know exactly what it is
i guess i don't understand, you're upset at yourself because you're attracted to me?

>>7790654
Even better

>>7790730
That isn't better, it sounds awful.

>>7790775
can women get blueballed?

>>7790789
I believe it's called a blue waffle

>>7790789
Blue beaned?

I once openly sobbed because my girl refused to let me finish having sex after like almost 4 hours of teasing/foreplay.

That isn't hyperbole we had the first lord of the rings in and it's almost 4 hours long with the extended stuff.

>>7790804
hahaha nice try friendo

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>>7790789
Or pink balls. Or blue ovaries, as the case may be. Dr. Gudelsky says that “both male and female genitals are made up of erectile tissues that become engorged with blood during sexual excitement. If there is no release during orgasm, there will be much discomfort from all that pressure.” The official fancy medical term? Vasoconstriction. Just because a woman doesn’t necessarily ejaculate doesn’t mean she can’t feel uncomfortable when there’s a lack of release. So next time you start complaining about blue balls, don’t forget she needs to get off, too.

>>7790844
there were a couple times an ex blue beaned me I thought I might strangle her
one, I have no idea how long it was but it was a freaking long time, I gave her a lengthy full body massage, then teased for ages between ass massage/clit play. then a long slow climb, stopping lots of times to just massage more n shit. then after a billion years she comes, kinda begging my name and twisting around and looking at me with this pure desperation
I was wet as fuck holy shit. about 20 minutes later I tried to ride her hand and she giggled that I was "wild" and turned over and went to sleep

>>7790877
I've never complained about blueballs I'm a female ya crazy terf bitch

>>7790844
forgot to ask, why did she refuse?

>>7790906
She was just trying to be kinky I guess but it came off more mean than anything. She fingered me for like 9 seconds and I finished and asked her to marry me.

>>7790886
Awe man, that just sounds like she was being selfish and kind of oblivious.

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>tfw no qt delinquent gf

>>7791136
it's never too late anon.

>>7791122
Kaoru best girl

>>7791027
it happened plenty of times. also she would finger me for about 9 seconds and then say her arm was tired and stop

>selfish
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER

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>tfw my GF wants me to be the one who gets pregnant with all our babies but I'm pretty sure she is trying to trick me because she knows it'll hurt

>>7791158
>also she would finger me for about 9 seconds and then say her arm was tired and stop
Fuck. Why is this a thing?

>>7791209
What is that large rat you are holding?

>>7790618
>30
>mature

oh jeez

>>7791262
sorry man look I'm 24 and desperate to bang someone older than me before I'm so old the older people are wrinkled to fuck. I want to fulfill my teenaged fantasies before it's too late. 30 is like "fuck it that'll do"

>>7791224
>making fun of people's pets.

Cheap heel heat T B H

>>7791215
because selfish lazy cunts

The recent influx of all these posts containing IMG_00xx and some little comment about their qt lesbian life sure does suggest some disgusting male RPing, especially by the lack of follow up by the same supposed poster. Also same posting style. So don't fall for these "girls", ladies, unless you want your feelings to be wasted.

>>7790886
>using that as an insult
What the hell is wrong with you? Are you literally stupid?

>>7791268
Kek fair enough, you're not all that much younger than me. Just worried that I was hurtling towards "mature" a little faster than expected

>>7791326
I hope not! I feel like I'm hurtling
hey where do you live maybe you can help me out :p

>>7786266
>>7786278
It's a crossover between /fit/, /x/, and /lgbt/

>>7791318
you're insulting yourself by being so paranoid all the time

>So next time you start complaining about blue balls, don’t forget she needs to get off, too

this level of condescension and presumption, you're probably a man yourself

>>7791362
I wasn't even that anon. But why are you mad some people don't see bio males as women? You're either a guy or a brainwashed sjw.

>tfw the mafia game I've been playing since like 2010 is shutting down forever next month

>>7791373
I said crazy and bitch too, don't you want to complain that I obviously hate mentally ill people and women

ohhh maaaaybe it was hyperbole
noooo suuuurely nooooot

>>7791398
Idc whatever the context. But this is the one place where it's fine to not accept everything le reddit declares to be true. 'Terf' is not an insult, but bio men think it is. So better fix your disguise, mister.

What is the best horror movie about IRL animals?

>>7791315
>The only thing that matters when a qt who you'll never meet talks on a Lebanese theremin playing forum is wether she was born with a vagina or not.

>>7791434
>Unironically wanting to be a nazi.

>Not knowing the nazis would love to fry """"her"""" in the same oven as those """"bio males"""" that """"she"""" hates so much.


This is the year 2017 CE, everybody.

>>7791456
Anything from deep sea that's also a documentary.
Go check stuff like abyssal worms from antartica, they look like the kind of thing HP lovecraft would write about.

Also if you really want to get spooked go read about nuclear related accidents.
Demon core is a nice story or read about Hisashi Ouchi.

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>>7791491
Also forgot to mention this one.
Watch Men Behind the Sun.
You it was banned pretty much everywhere it's about Unit 731.

Have fun being spooked with things that actually happened.

>>7791434
>I don't care about context
>but please respect the context of this space

you btfo'd yourself loser

>>7791462
>implying I'm tranny bashing rather than highlighting a cishet male posting pictures of random girls he found in order to roleplay in a lesbian thread
>implying I'm not trying to save real qts from catching feels for his characters

>>7791332
Sorry, I'm not the one for you - I'm barely older than you are and even if I wasn't, there's already a girl I love.

>>7791578
plz take back 30 being "barely older than me" there's as much space there as from me being 18
oh, you don't have to love me

>>7791566
>Believing anything on the internet.

>>7791539
But it happened anon, they were the nastiest mofos at that era and they still managed to get jobs at places like UN, WHO and so on in exchange of their experiment results at the end of the war.

The USA literally took all the nastiest things they made for themselves and set them free.

Studying history is depressing sometimes, humanity is pretty trashy.

>>7791590
But I'm not 30 yet - that's the point I'm trying to make.

>>7791611
I'm not chinese you weeb retard /pol/ lurker tranny.
Why are you even on this thread?

>>7791593
I don't, but if you're going to lie on the internet please don't be so obvious about it.

>>7791614
oh nvm then go be with your little hussy I didn't want you anyways! <3

>>7791504
I find a mention of this film on lesgen of all places. The world is indeed small...

>>7791485
>nazi
You sjw trash think everything that disagrees with your agenda as some fascism. KYS

>>7791521
Matt. You're not a woman.

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Threadly reminder that anyone who supports the rape of women from y chromosomes who call themselves "women" are just men themselves.

>>7791734
who the fuck is matt?

I can't believe you're butthurt that I called you a terf but you don't give a shit that I called you a bitch

you're a terf because you were so quick to assume I'm a man all up in your safe space. you're the one who's decided it was used as an insult. could have just been a fact. but nah all that matters is that you /felt/ offended. what's more SJW than that?

>>7791744
>reminder that rape is bad UH BCOZ TRANNIES
jesus christ you guys this is pathetic

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>>7791754
Again, d/a. I read the word "terf" and knew you were a man. Why? Because who uses that as an insult? Tranners. Butthurt men who are so used to referring to "terfs" as derogatory and then they come here and think it applies in the same way. It doesn't I'm trying to teach you that because you look stupid. Just go away, Matt. There's plenty of your fellow freaks on le reddit to tell you that biology is a lie lmao

It's always so awkward when trannies get outted in these threads. It's like watching an adult throw a temper tantrum in public.

>>7791744
My girlfriend has suggested I might be ftm, so maybe you're right. Then again if anything I'm the one raping her.

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>>7791539

I have not. And would never consider period sex.

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I've spent all evening reading chat logs from like 2010 and I was thirsty AF back then.

Embarrassing.

>Hygge
I think it's pronounced YUUUGE tbqh.

>>7791744
>Not wanting to be raped by a qt trans girl.

>>7791839
kek
/mtfg/ is posting GOP tshirts right now.

>>7791865
I think yo ass is pronounced HUUUUGE tbch

>>7791869
>tranz
>girl
pick one

>>7791878
>yo ass is pronounced HUUUUGE tbch
Pffft. I'll have you know that is a compliment for me, you know.

>>7791775
you're so sexy when you're angry babe
>*unzips*
c'm'ere let me fiscally dominate you

>>7791947
Your bum deserves all the praise in the world, m'lady.

>>7791964
>angry
It's called disgust, Matthew.

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Bigfoot killed this nice lesbian couple on a camping trip.

Why would someone draw this?

>>7791209
>she doesn't want to have the close bond of giving birth to your child.
>she doesn't want to carry her child for 9 months forming the most intimate bond

>>7791984
oh yeah, keep saying no!

>>7792209
You should learn what that word means instead of spouting nonsense you read on /pol/ or heard on FOX News.

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>>7791122
Even if she is hetshit, Ayatsuji is such a cutie.

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>>7792245
>starve another hundred million people
You're thinking of capitalism

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>>7792225
>muh Fox news
>communist

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>>7792385
>capitalism has
Nope, workers have.

But go on and keep thanking your pyramid scheme for it.

>>7792353
>such overabundance that food can be thrown away
>this is bad
>people starving in the streets and given a single loaf of bread if they're lucky
>this is good

>>7792454
Did you know Oxfam, who invented those "stats", count an indebted college graduate as poorer than a Chinese peasant or starving African? Because negative wealth is lower than no wealth. Stop falling for alternative facts and stop trying to trick others into falling for them too.

>you're sharing a thread with actual unironical commies
Ew.

>>7792539
>ship spoiled food to the other end of the world
>Free

Also the biggest fighters against disease and child mortality are on >>7792454 this picture. I don't see communist or socialist regimes doing a lot to help all those impoverished masses.

>>7792489
>communism
>government

>>7792225


Also
>he

>>7792539
Yup, sucks that they live under statism instead of having enough of a market economy to be able to import even just scraps.

Cis lesbianism is near extinction. Thank you identity politics and tumblr.

There's something incredibly unattractive about a person who will argue about communism and capitalism.

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>>7792539
>spoiled

>>7792647
>so much bread bins can be filled with leftovers
>somehow this is bad

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/leftypol/ or tumblr, please go and stay gone.

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>>7790433
Knee injuries are the worst. I was worried I might have fractured my wrist for a while there, but I think it's just a bad sprain. It feels much better, now. I was even able to go to the gym today, but I stuck mostly to lower body and stuff that didn't use a lot of wrist engagement just to be on the safe side. It's been about 2 weeks for me, too. I hope you mend quickly as well!

>>7791122
>at gym today
>talking to 2 nice older women in their 60s/70s
>give them some advice on stuff
>walk away to get my things and leave
>hear one say to the other that I was actually really nice despite 'looking like a delinquent'
>mfw I'm 30 years of age

>>7792647
You can post your lefty memes that actually make capitalism look better, but you can't reply to >>7792489 or >>7792498 or >>7792522 or >>7792564 or >>7792590 or >>7792631 ? I wonder why not.

Can blaire white and her alt right trannies and faggots go post on /pol/ instead of arguing on the cis lesgen thread?

>>7792647
The big grocery stores actually donate any unsold product that is still good to the hungry tho.

>>7792753
>only males can be smart enough to disbelieve communism
fuck off misogynist.

>>7792692
>can't stand any alternative opinion so I want a right-wing hugbox
male detected

>>7792753
>can't stand any alternative opinion so I want a left-wing hugbox
male detected

>get called out on being a Hillary-tier debater >>7792728
>y-you'll all just trannies and g-gays!

>>7792815
>What is this magical feeling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_6w_bVKM4

Jesus you guys killed this thread.
the tranny general is less fucked up somehow. I think I will start roleplaying as a girl (male) from now on.

>>7792851
Matt, continuing to bring up your threads just makes your maleness stand out even more.

>>7792851
>the tranny general is less fucked up somehow.
"somehow" >>7791839 >>7791870

>>7792911
What are you waiting for?
Go join your fellow capitalists.

>>7792937
>I'm unhappy here
>therefore you have to leave
You like immigration controls too huh?

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>>7792976

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>>7792976
(You), on the other hand.

>>7792724
30 years old and people think you look delinquent? lmao thats cute

less politics, more lesbians. Let's make fun of Austrianon for being a siscon or something

>>7793316
I miss her.
I think she told her sister how she felt and they've been making passionate love ever since.

>>7793341
No need to miss me, I'm not going anywhere. And I'm not making love, passionate or otherwise, to my sis either. In fact she's currently speedboating around and I'm stuck in our room with a headache.

>>7793316
Oh, ha-ha. Love you too anon.

My computer keeps crashing a few minutes into any game I try to play.

I'm pretty worried it maybe kill.

>>7793537
>game
>What OS?

Seriously?

>>7793537
Desktop. Windows 7. I sometimes hear a high pitch whine when I start a game. Yes, it freezes so I've had to hard shut down several times.

I have not switched the RAM slots, what exactly does that entail? I ran the memory problem diagnostic tool.

iGPU? I don't have an extra GPU or I would try that.

>>7793712
What games?

Do 30+ yo women see girls in 20s as todlers? It's really difficult to imagine someone 15 years older could have serious feelings for a teenager like me.

Just wanted to say I love you all a whole lot. Thanks for putting up with my sister-loving butt
Might've had a few Margheritas.

>>7791122
I collect delinquent yuri instead. Kumicho might be doing more soon, they (I'm extremely confused about their gender at this point) recently released a short photocopy manuscript about a delinquent/honor student couple and said they were interested in writing more.

>>7793921
Cute.

>Mulder, the chance for extraterrestrial life is not only astronomically low, it's actually downright anti-darwinian
>literally frees a leper colony filled with human-alien hybrids two episodes ago
What the fuck Scully

>>7793718
Ark, The Wild Eight and Exanima all cause it to freeze within a couple minutes of playing.

Payday 2 oddly enough I could play for several hours without it freezing.

>>7793921
Dip your tongue in the margarita glass and pretend it's your sister's vagina.

>>7794056
I'm already doing that when licking off the salt, in a way that's supposed to look sexy and probably looks retarded.

>>7793921
Love you too Austrianon <3

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>>7794077
Thanks anon~

who /freckles/ here?

>>7794206

My sister got millions everywhere, but I just got a handful across my face.

>>7794206
/lovefreckles/or /havefreckles/?
Either way yes. Big yes.

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>>7794215
>pic related, my sister and me

>>7794206
I am basically one giant freckle. They've faded from my arms and shoulders mostly but my face is still full of them.
I think they're pretty qt on the right girl.

>>7794234

...She IS shorter than me and ginger, and I mean, im the tall gay one.
Im not blonde though.

Or an ice witch, for that matter.

>>7794246
Yeah that's exactly what an ice witch would say

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>>7794250

Shit.

>>7794266
I can think of a way to warm up those fingers~

>>7794234
>>7794246
Am I actually contagious? If so why the hell is my sister of all people immune? So unfair.

>>7794274


...denying my supernaturality aside, my fingers literally are always cold.

>>7794306
You're probably suppressing your powers. Just let it go. I bet your sister could help with that.
Really though, might be low blood pressure or something?

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>>7794316

Yeah, probably low blood pressure. My toes always get cold af too, but i mean, I always have socks on so that solves that.


That said, now you've got me wondering.

>>7794293
She really isn't.
She's just waiting for you, anon.

Just waiting...

>>7794404
Well next time you're really stressed or angsty or horny try freezing something. Tell me how it goes.

>>7794406
Oh shush. The good thing about my sister is, if she really was interested in me there's no way she'd be able to keep quiet about it.

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>>7794409

I dunno, my girlfriend might take exception if I just suddenly blasted an icicle inside her.

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>>7794417
Just gotta ease her into it.

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>>7794434

Temp play IS pretty fun I guess.

>>7794460
Especially with the cold. Ever tried cold clamps on your nipples? Oh yes please.

>>7794472

..I havent, but now I really want to.

One of my exes was very insistent about putting ice cubes inside me though.
Was a bit too much for me try.

>>7794480
It's the best. Really you gotta try.
I've never been a fan of ice inside me either, though (yeah, so much for icicles, I know) but I love ice trails on my thighs or breasts.

>>7794472
Ooooh.
Can confirm.
Cold nipple clamps really tight are fucking awesome.

>>7794495

Now, ice trails like that or really really cold droplets of water, that I can totally get behind. I've played with that before.

May well have to look into this clamps thing...

>>7794495
>>7794527
>>7794540
Could you not be so lewd please!

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>>7794556
Nope. Can't stop the lewd train.

>>7794567
This.

Also
>really l-lewd

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>>7794556

Anon I think you need to chill.

>>7794602
Oh as if you never grinded on table edges.

>>7794618
Yes I think she should just let it go.