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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Degenerate Edition

Whether you're a supporter for sister incest, or just a lover of mom-daughter - you can feel comfortable knowing we're all degenerates here.

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>literal clg anon did not show
>Girl was tutored in sex by an adult goth woman when she was 14 - anons rejoice in the existence of such proud degeneracy
>B L E A C H E D
>Pucci is a staple of our diet, and a delicacy to be thoroughly savored
>Woman has her first date this weekend. GL
>Beware the pizza delivery girl and her book of vengeance
>They could smell your Britney Spears when you walked in, STRAIGHT GIRL
>Gun owners talk guns
>Anon managed to get a date with her femme crush
>Girl hooked up with a dom, passed out from asphyxiation, but the dom just woke her up and was like "uh hey I need you to finish" and so the face sitting continued.

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I'm 22 today lesgen. Where's my celebratory pucci?
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Sorry /lesgen/ but my body can't handle being pure anymore. I'm hooking up with a bislut tonight.
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This looks hot as fuck, but the plot is cliche.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkihVwcfAlc
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Suffered discrimination or bullying?
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>>7733164
In high school a deeply closeted lesbian girl beat me up, force fed me chicken nuggets, made me touch her vagina and kiss her boob then waterboarded me with a melted milkshake.
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>>7733164
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>>7733182
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>>7733190
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>>7733194
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>>7733181
Holy fuck.

Are you okay?
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>>7733181
Was she cute at least?
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>>7732990
>Snowmongol invasion wasn't important enough to reach recent news
O-okey
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>>7733181
Do not comment on your fantasies
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>>7733199
I guess now I'm fine, just socially retarded and poor.

Back then in fucked me a lot though.

>>7733204
Yeah.

She reminded me at the time of Leelee Sobieski if she cared more about being /fit/ and slightly less about being pretty.
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>>7733230
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>>7733237
I could imagine. How horrific.

I want to give you a huggo now.
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>>7733264
>you will never get to be bullied as a high schooler by older hot andro dyke girl

what the fuck is the point
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>>7733264
more
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Friends shouldn't let friends bully people and friends shouldn't let bullies bully their friends.
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>>7733281
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>>7733313
Two words
>Stockholm syndrome
Best way to get a gf
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>>7733313
Hey do you have the money for your lunch?
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>>7733229
this desu
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>>7733333
>THOSE NUMBERS
Come to Helsinki and take me. I'm all yours
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>tfw all these men posting their mean girls fantasies
>kek
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Bullying is no joke, girls
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>>7733320
I find that affection and good listening skills works pretty well.

>>7733321
Yes, of course.
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>>7733340
You take refugees from Soinistan?
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>>7733364
Kidnapping and sex slavery works best.
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>>7733368
No we don't. But I'm ready to buy you with many bottles of kossu and salmari.
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>>7733349
no joke
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>>7733434
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Threadly reminder that gold star lesbians are the goal. Happiness comes only from the gold star.

Bishitters should be discarded promptly. Y chromosomes should be gassed.
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>>7733451
http://www.phfeed.com/2015/07/viral-female-bullies-beat-their-class.html
poor girl
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tfw no qt to force me to lick her vagina in a very specific way and degrade me
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>>7733349
I want to be forced by a group of mean girls into sexual acts with them.
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>>7733390
SOLD!!
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My girlfriend came home from work this morning from a night shift police person patrol and said that people called because this old man was drunk and firing a rifle from his backyard into a parking lot which he thought was a lake and he also thought held an ISIS submarine.
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Chinese girls are the devil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWf_DfPBx5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWBQk-R7l_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYyZZtN62rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkasrVz4vqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66fcxlVx9DE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bu30LG3c_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW9NqBQRBP4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK1MCiM20Ic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bu30LG3c_o
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>>7733685
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>>7733613
cute puppy
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reminder to do your homework ladies
you don't want your ta to be disappointed in how you didn't complete an assignment.
you don't want your ta to be me grading your incomplete homework assignments, shaking her head as she gives you a 0 on the portions you didn't do and saying "had this person put anything, I could've given them more points."
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im almost 22 and im still a handholdless lesbian. i need an experienced lady to gently teach the craft to an autismo shut in like me
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tfw u send qt Norwegian girl titpics and she sends one back
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>>7733774
Can I earn a better grade by becoming your "pet"? How many extra credit points will that get me?

>>7733728
The elf tho
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>>7733774
wat
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>tfw no perfect asian gf
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Goodnight, /lesg/.

Stay comfy.
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>>7733020
Happy birthday. Come to Europe to get your present.
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>>7733873
>Can I earn a better grade by becoming your "pet"? How many extra credit points will that get me?
no because I want to be the pet. sorry kiddo
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>>7733685
I could take them on!!
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>>7732990
I think when I was 14 I was walking around in circles on my farm and muttering stories to myself because I had no friends, knew no one my age and was the only white girl in the town.

Anon's Hollywood degeneracy story is exactly the kind of stuff I would have made up as a horny pre-teen with nothing better to do that pretend she was living in a YA version of The Road.
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>clg
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>>7734347
Is it really hard to believe that a teen could have sex with adults or people their age? There's nothing degenerate about it, and it's not Netflix material either. it happens all the time around the world.
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>>7734394
I'm not saying I don't believe her. I'm saying that she was living my dreams. I'm jelly is all and was commenting on how different our lives were at 14.

I had sex with a 14 year old when I was 16, but when I was 14, having sex with anyone let alone older women, seemed like a fantasy.
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>having sex at 14-16
>not being kissless virgin until your 20s

god I'm surrounded by normies
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>>7734506
If I'd known about wizard powers I might have held off a little. Or not. How powerful could you become anyway?
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is this the best combination of fruit /clg/?
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>>7734530
not powerful enough to lose your virginity apparently
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>tfw the only way you know how to flirt is teasing/bullying/sarcasm
>no one can ever tell that you actually like them
Being a tsundere is suffering
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>>7734530

I'd guess pretty damn powerful. I only made it to 21 but regret wasting my v-card. Should have held out and become even more powerful and hopelessly awkward.
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>>7734561

>no peaches

3/10

also clean your keyboard you mong
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>>7734621
fuck you im too busy to clean it
but if you wanna come over and clean it for me I'd be grateful
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>>7734624

god fine but you better have Netflix and beer at your place
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>>7733035
The reason why I'm leery of bishits is because they're aren't honest; they present themselves as into chicks, lead you on, and break your heart when all they really want to do is experiment.

No problem at all with bishits so long as they're upfront about what they want.

>>7733613
Oink, oink.
ACAB.
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>>7734458
And the khvs watched in silence.
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>>7734665
I'm too young to buy beer, but I have netflix and can cook food that I've been told is pretty decent
But I'd be fine to eat out too if you'd rather do that.
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>>7734693

Oh yeah? I like a girl who can cook. What's your specialty, sugar?
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>>7734735
Poor people food because I'm a poor student.
But I usually like making pastries and what not, so baking would be more the more appropriate word.

Imagine the girl from Grand Budapest Hotel except not as cute but way more gay and better at giving girls oral
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>>7734816
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>>7734823
You may have seen my work.. snickerdoodles without cookie cutter? They were once in the recent happenings.. not that I care or anything, man.
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>>7734816

You had me at "I can bake," chère.
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>>7734877
Not that anon, but here's the important question, the only question; when you are preparing something like steak, how do you cook it? What color is the inside?

Consider your answer wisely least ye get DROPPED
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>>7734903
Vous-parlons francais???

>>7734906
How ever the person eating it likes it? If they want it well done? They'll get well done. If they want it bloody, they'll get it bloody.
I'm here to please
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>>7734921
>How ever the person eating it likes it?
DROPPED!!!!

>If they want it well done?
If your friend wanted to drive home drunk, would you hand over their car keys? For shame!
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>>7734927
>DROPPED!!!!
dont be like that cutie, there's nothing wrong with everyone liking their food a different way
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>>7734906
>how do you cook it? What color is the inside?
You know that this should depend on what cut of meat you are using, right?
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>>7734938
Cow didn't die for her to be cooked to nothing and covered in ketchup. Cow was big and beautiful. Cow deserves better.
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>>7734921

Only bits and pieces of Cajun French aka a bastardized version of Quebec French. I live in Louisiana, my family is Cajun. Also /swoon at your snickerdoodles haha. I'm still recovering from the shortbread cookies I made for Christmas.
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>>7734955
Anon I think you deserve better.
meat is gross anyway. Veggies and grains and fruit are much better

>>7734959
>Louisiana
DROPPED!!!!
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>>7734952
Hence why I said 'like steak'.
It's sexist, but do most women care about meat to know that many cuts?

Friend works in the meatroom and I've never seen women reach quite his autistic-level heights.
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>>7734966
Meat is fucking amazing. Eating anothers' flesh and turning it into fuel for your own? That's like some primal, early human, shit.
No reason to eat it every god damned day and in such large portions, though. Meat is fetishized here in the US; it's true.
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>>7734966

#rood

Implying Louisiana isn't best state. Where else can you buy firearms and hard booze in a Wal-Mart, HMM??
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>>7735008
texas, which is the worst state honestly.

>>7734991
idk, I just havent really been into meat since moving out. I dont know what happened. fruit and veggies are my favorite now
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>>7735008
I can literally only buy beer from a liquor store in my state, but I would gladly exchange our laws for even strickter PA laws if it meant I wouldn't have to deal with you backward cousin fuckers ever again.
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>>7734978
>Hence why I said 'like steak'.
>implying there aren't several types of steaks
Some steaks are better blue-rare, some are better medium-rare.
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>>7735023

....ok you got me there. Fine fine but what state can you dispose of bodies in by tossing them in the swamp for the gators to ea- oh wait I forgot about Florida.
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>>7735037
I don't assume most women really know cuts of meat
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>>7735047
Nice backpedaling there.
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>>7735065
Point conceded
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>mfw this pissing match about steak

I think the real issue is if a girl eats ketchup on her mac n' cheese.
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Hung out/volunteered with my crush a lot today :) I'm really happy
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>>7735044
dont get me wrong. I'm sure youre fine, but I would never live in that hell hole. Its gotta be like houston except worse.
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>>7735077
Ketchup and cheese do not go together in any combination.
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>>7735094

-shrug-

It's quiet where I am but I'm not a fan of the bugs and snakes. I plan to ditch as soon as I can. Plus both sides of my family are homophobic to some extent soo.. there's that.
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>>7735077
It bugs me when someone tries to be elitist but doesn't fully commit. I don't actually care whether someone's order matches the ideal for a given cut or not, it's their steak.
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>>7735104

Exactly.
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>>7735127
come join me in my hatred of texas up in dallas
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>>7733181
In HS my senpai/crush masturbated in my bed and when I caught her, she begged me to finish her by fingering and eating her out. Then the next night (She had been spending the night and we shared my bed) she held me down raped me. Dated for 4 years.
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>>7735142

Gladly, haha.
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>>7735158

Well thats... thats just a terrible thing to go through.
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>>7735158
wow. thats both terrible and something I wish would've happened to me
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>>7735340

ಠ_ಠ

I mean the first part yeah but uh I could do without the rape.
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>>7735360
rape is one of my fetishes
I know, I'm a degenerate
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>>7735363

It's ok, I'm into sibling incest. We're both degenerates.
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I wasn't that much of a degenerate.
I got bullied hardcore from 4th-7th grade since boys were really into me and the girls were jealous of me being skinny. I got my shit stolen, milk spilt on top of me, my bag/backpack ripped, beaten up.. it was terrible. I was the shortest and underdeveloped so I was a pretty easy target. I got in detentions constantly for blamed for things I didn't do so by a group of girls who were fat angsty cunts. They spit all over the stairway and threw milk on it and blamed me for it so I spent my recess cleaning it up while another teacher called me a horrible child because of it. I even had a girl beat me with an aluminum bat when we were sent to collect them in gym outside and everyone went inside. I managed to get it away from her after being hit in the front a few times and once really hard in the back. I grabbed it from her and threw it aside and started punching her in the face repeatedly until the teacher came out and ran across the field and pulled me off of her. I made her nose crooked. Then that next week in the locker room, 3 fat girls tried to attack me but I ended up beating them up and they left me alone after that. I made friends with older kids and my life got a lot better during my 8th grade year. They looked after me.
I guess the worst thing I do is only smoke weed and drink socially if I go out. I don't like bullies since I know how it felt to be the weakest runt in the litter and everyones scapegoat. I had some internal insecurities for awhile but got over them by the end of hs. I ended up hooking up with one girl who bullied me after she confessed she really liked me and made her eat me out at a party while I was really rough with her. Then I left the second I was going to let her cum by fingering her, I stopped so she didn't get to finish and just walked away and went back to partying.
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>>7735410

This was a rollercoaster from start to finish, hon. Basic cunts picked on me when I was in school because I was stout and muscular but they changed their tune fast after catching these hands on a few occasions. After that I stood up for anyone who was being bullied, even when I got my ass kicked for it.
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Makes me glad I dropped out in middle school so kids didn't have the opportunity to bully me hard.
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>>7735459
Yeah it fucking sucked horribly.. I had one girls brother tried to stab me with a switch blade at the playground where we'd all hang out and everyone would smoke ect once. Teens being teens. I stole his bike and tossed it off a pier for that. I had my ass handed to me a few times, but considering my dad would beat me ever since I was a kid-- I just got used to fighting. Petty little fists were nothing compared to my father throwing me against the wall and hitting me for telling him to stop absusing my mom.. Then my mom left randomly us one day and my friend came to pick me up and saw my father beating me and she stuck up for me and dragged me out of there and took me to her house and held me. For the first time in my life someone held me until I cried and taught me it was alright to cry and that crying wasn't weak. Then she confessed to me and we started dating and she had me move in with her and away from my dad. She had graduated a few years ahead of me so she already had her own place and supported me until I graduated and got a job. We broke up after a few years but we're still friends.
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>>7735551

Good god that's a terrible situation, I'm sorry you went through that, hon. The worst I get is my mom being petty at my dad through me because she's a monster. My parents or mostly just my mom are emotionally abusive but I've distanced myself from her now. Are you doing ok now?
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>>7734906
rare, if its been marinaded then blue
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Who /goodchildhood/ here? I'm a spoiled little faggot and reading your stories make me think I'm the only one without grade A traumas here.
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>>7735611

My /childhood/ was great desu. Things didn't go to shit until my parents divorced when I was 14.
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>Lesbian movie recommendations
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>>7735403
if you rape me I'll call you my sister while you do it
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>>7735844

.....i could get into that
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>>7735721
>boys don't cry
>lesbian movie
Oh boy, here we go!
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>>7735865
meet me in Dallas qt and I'll make you pastries
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>>7735889

Uhf you fit right into my dom side too, haha. Sweet young thing like yourself with a rape fetish. AND you bake, you're just too adorable.
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>>7735961
i don't really cook
i just say that because i know it's what you want to hear and i'm manipulative
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>>7735995
fuck you yes I do

>>7735961
what do you mean I fit into your dom side big sister? thats wrong!
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>>7735995

Tsk, tsk, whatever shall I do with you.
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So, WiFi hasn't worked at all in the last 24 hours. I missed you lesgen.
Also I'm almost finished with Stolen Ice. My heart is breaking but the smut was seriously good.
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>>7736050

It's only wrong if we get caught, sweetie~

>>7736100

>google
>Frozen fanfic
>Elsanna

fuck yes this is my jam right here anon I'll have to give it a read
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>>7736162
Oh you gotta read it Anon. It's AU so I was a bit skeptical at first but it's so good. Also read Victims of Circumstance (same author), Feel, Don't Conceal and Frozen Fractals.
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>>7736162
>It's only wrong if we get caught, sweetie~
o-oh anon~
oh wait the cookies are ready Ive gotta get them out of the oven and put the cinnamon-sugar coating on them
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How come gay guys write their phone numbers in bathroom stalls saying stuff like "Eric sucks dick, 555-555-555"

But gay girls aren't gross like that.
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>>7736309
Why do guys scribble dicks over everything from age 10 onwards? They think either with or about dicks constantly. Just how it is.

>>7736050
>>7736162
>siscest and Elsanna
You two are precious, I'll get my popcorn. And by popcorn I mean vibrator.
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>>7736347
Can you really masturbate to this knowing that this is 4chan and one of them is probably a guy in real life?
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>>7736390
Well to be fair I'm already pretty tipsy and I've been reading smutty fanfiction all day, what with the Internet being down and all.
But I was half joking.
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>lesgen likes Elsanna
I should've figured, bunch of adorable perverts that you are
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>>7735094
Yo nigga. Don't be dissing muh H-town like that.
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>>7736573
There's more lesbians in Austin than Houston, but the lesbians in Austin are more likely to be tumblr snowflakes.
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>>7736573
>Yo nigga. Don't be dissing muh H-town like that.
I lived in houston for 16 years and I still look back on it with hate
jesus you cant even go 2 miles without seeing a church I hate it

>>7736347
ive got red hair too so this could really become the elsanna irl fanfic we've all been waiting for
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Does anyone have a link to that tumblr where these two Elsanna cosplayers would kiss each other a lot?
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>>7736617
Red hair is promising, now the other anon just has to have magic ice powers and we're set!
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>>7733780
24, same.
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>>7736665
I'd take general dom behavior if she can't get the ice powers working though.
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>>7736822
Agree. Domme Elsa is best Elsa.
Also the last few chapters of Stolen Ice are killing me, Jesus.
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I keep accidentally flirting with my crush and regretting it because I'm paranoid about anyone finding out I'm gay
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>>7736925
Why would it be bad if anyone found out?
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>>7736933

She's from Qatar
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Titcow or delicious flat chests?
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>>7736940
In-between. B/C a best.
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>>7736940
>tfw my other is huge udder, and another looks like tiny elf nose
>virgin for lyef
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>>7735721

Thanks for this chart. Adding to list :

Lost and Delirious is a 2001 Canadian drama film directed by Léa Pool and loosely based on the novel The Wives of Bath by Susan Swan. Lost and Delirious is filmed from the perspective of Mary (Mischa Barton), who observes the changing love between her two teenage friends, Pauline (Piper Perabo) and Victoria (Jessica Paré).
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>>7736984
d/a, but it's there. Just has a weird cover.
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>>7736970
Have you considered breast reduction surgery?
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>>7736988

oh, my bad, it's under a different title.
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>>7736989
I have actually, it's just that I'm poorfag, and gonna need sugar mommy to pay it for me, but how to obtain one if my titties are hideous?
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>>7736991
don't worry. I think the chart is missing some movies anyway. Did you like Lost and Delirious?
>>7736989
wtf?! Is kate crazy?
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how big are the odds for a cute short haired girl to be bisexual?
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>>7735721
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I want someone to fuck me until I'm a quivering mess.

/LESG/ ALWAYS MAKES ME HORNY, REE.
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>>7737066
Can relate.
But I'm the anon from >>7736830 so my arousal is tempered by feels and getting all teary. And I'm getting hungry too. Guess where in my cycle I am!
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>>7737074
O V U L A T I O N S T A T I O N

I'm the sex-with-adult-goth anon, and telling the story made me miss her touch.
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>>7737077
I don't blame you, pretty hot experience.
I'm really not sure I like this mix of feeling sad/hurt from freaking fanfiction as if I'm a teen fangirling hard and *also* getting really hot.
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>>7735721
The Handmaiden.

You're welcome.
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>>7737146
I heard it was basically a Korean Sarah Waters movie, is that true?
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>>7737146
The Fingersmith, too.
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>>7737083
I read Life is Strange fanfiction, and unabashedly fangirl and get hot.

I do like being sad, though.
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>>7737160
I never read any fanfiction normally but 4chan of all places got me into Elsanna and I've read like a dozen fics now. Emotional, horny rollercoaster. The mix of cutesy and hot taboo just hits all my spots, unf.
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>>7737165
I-I'd hit all your spots, h-haha.

I like sad/horny feels, even if fanfiction is my shame. Some fanfiction can be fantastic to the point of publish-worthy, though.
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>>7737173
Don't tempt me when I'm ovulating Anon, it's cheating.

Yeah, definitely. Some is really pretty good. I'd have totally bought Stolen Ice as a novel.
And I'm so glad I figured out how to put fanfics on my Kindle, now I can read all the smut I want in public with nobody being the wiser.
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>>7737180
I never said I played fair. You desperate little Anon.

I do not have a Kindle, because I like a physical book collection. I do enjoy reading transgressive fiction like Boroughs and Easton-Ellis. I don't have much lesbian literature, though.
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>>7737198
I can't help it, you know how it is.

>Burroughs and Bret Easton Ellis
So you like homos but not girl homos huh? But yeah I enjoy(ed) Ellis a lot too, but I read Less Than Zero when I was barely 18 and it really resonated with me, which is probably kinda sad.
Can't say I read a lot of lesbian stuff either (at least not specifically because it's lesbian), but I'd definitely recommend Patricia Highsmiths "Price of Salt", but any Highsmith is good imo. If you like Patrick Bateman you'll definitely like Mr Ripley too.
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>>7737198
>I do not have a Kindle, because I like a physical book collection.
>implying you can't have both
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>>7737211
It seems I do, yes.

I shall read that, now. I did love Boroughs' Naked Lunch and Queer, and that Boroughs style of transgressive, niche subcultural fiction is a romanticism that resonates with me.

Less Than Zero is pretty Boroughs-esque.

I also like Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, particularly the first two. I really seem to like gay stuff. Lestat is like a qt femboy.
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>>7736944
I have b and it's almost nonexistent
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>>7737244
Yeah he's very counterculture and odd, to be sure.
What about the whole beat thing? Ginsberg and whatnot, do you like those?
I've never read any of Anne Rice's novels (not hugely into vampires) but I've heard they're good. I liked the movie.

>>7737264
I have Bs too and its not so bad Anon. Be glad we're free of back pain.
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gayfag here, can you folks explain to me what it actually is you like about boobs?
i just don't get it
like is it the appearance, the feel, what is it you like about them?? i want details.
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>>7737276
dunno man, I don't think they're anything special either
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>>7737276
All of that and more. My nipples are incredibly sensitive and it's just such an intimate, wonderful place to touch. There's a direct link from my nipples to my clitoris. Feelings on both ends enhancing each other, that kinda stuff.
I guess it'd be tough to understand if you don't have either, though.
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>>7737243
>unexpectedly
What kind of blasphemous fanfic are you reading??
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Why are they so cute?
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>>7737268
I do. I'm really into beat poetry, and the beat scene. I like Keruac , and there was a photography that used him as a muse that I can't quite recall.

Sorry I took a while to respond, I couldn't find the photographer online.
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>>7737268
I have Cs. I think I'm lucky.
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>>7737301
Yeah I'm more into 'classical' poetry but I definitely don't mind the Beats. There's a raw quality to them that just clicks with me.

>>7737303
Definitely, show them to the class.
Just kidding.

Also Scully is cute and I want to go solve mysteries with her.
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>>7737268
I have small hands so it feels normal, lol. Breast size is not a problem but I don't know maybe it could increased my chances (who am i kidding nothing can do that)
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>>7737307
I like classical poetry, too.

On the topic of qts, look at this new hot but cliche lesbian film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkihVwcfAlc
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>>7737276
They look awesome and feel even more awesome when you touch them, so very soft.
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LESGEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SHAVE THE HAIR BETWEEN MY ASS AND VAGINA WITHOUT BEING A CONTORTIONIST PLEASE SEND HELP I NEED TO GET LAID

p.s. waxing is not an option
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>>7737423
Things like this make me glad I'm not a sex-haver.
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>>7734506
I first got head when I was 10. Still too "normie" for you?
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Kirsten Stewart is an awkward an anxious lesbian so she's my spirit animal.
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>>7737506
was it rape?
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>>7737423
you squat and bend forwards and reach with your hand? are you physically impaired? are you literally a log? do you not have any mobility?
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>>7737150
Pretty sure it's heavily based on her works.
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>>7735721
Lesbian usually suck big fat balls. A lesbian movie with a good ending is basically god tier. Fucking SNL Totinos sketch was better than 90% of shit they sell to love hungry lesbians
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>>7737276
Boobs represent intimacy. They're also soft and very sensitive, a symbol of femininity. Having a woman unmask them for you signals that she trusts you enough with something she wouldn't ordinarily show to anyone and that's hot.

>>7737423
I think you can just pull them off with your hands, unless you're a man.
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>>7737511
Not at all, maybe between the blurry lines of childish naiveté and natural curiosity.

I was ten, she was almost twelve, we were at her cousin's party and the adults were downstairs. She led me to one of the bedrooms, I lied on my back on the bed. She tugged down my trousers and underwear and started licking; it felt very ticklish at most. After a minute or two she checked on me:

Her: Did you have an orgasm?
Me: A-what? Uh, I don't think so.
Her: Are you close, then?
Me: Nope.

I dressed up and we got back to the adults. We kept on having heavy make-up sessions over the years, even when we were seeing other people. Fingering, oral, sixty-nines, the works. I remember another birthday of the same cousin (my friend and our nexus) when she led me to a secluded spot in the garden and masturbated me, only to give me head later under the rain.

Nowadays she is going steady with a very nice chubby girl and we see each more or less frequently, since we live on the same city and have the same acquaintances, although it's been years since I ended whatever story we had. She tried to initiate contact again on various occasions, but I don't want to make a fool of her girlfriend and I personally think what we did was for the sake of experimenting.
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Where do I find a THICC loli dragon to hug?
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>>7735590
Yeah I'm fine now anon! Some people just have better luck then others. But because of it I know a lot of red flags to look for in people.
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>>7737423
GET WAXED. It's awesome. It barely hurts.
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tfw 5'3 feminine male
no pass
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I JUST WANT A CUTE GIRL TO AT LEAST PITY FUCK ME I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7737795
I've masturbated six times in a row, and came each, but I'm still horny.

Curse ovulation.
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>>7737287

It's a mass effect series called Uplifted on Fanfiction dot net. The first generation is set during the second world war with one of the alien species intervening in the war on behalf of the Germans, but the long term game was to collapse Nazism and preserve German militarism to use for their own benefit. It comes off initially as nazibooing, and that scared me off for a bit but then the plan is revealed and lots of cool shit start happening.

In the second generation which is set in 1990's, one of the characters is a young woman, a granddaughter to the original protagonist who seems dedicated solely to becoming a ship captain, but then we find out in her that she's dating an alien qt who is struggling with her being out on assignment without her and wants make things more official then being girlfriends. It's pretty new, but this guy writes really sweet shipping of interspecies cis straight couples, so I am anticipating some mind numbing sweetness of cis lesbian couples.

The series itself comes off as more like original fiction with mass effect elements to it. But slowly more and more of the mass effect verse is being introduced.
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>>7734978
My mother used to research meat professionally.
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>>7735158
I used to be friends with a grill who started developing sexual feelings for me sometime down the road. She asked me to sleep with her several times, but I refused, as she wasn't my type at all. And a bit of a legbeard.
When I started dating my current girlfriend she got increasingly jealous and apparently felt like she would have to bed me until things with the gf get serious.
I was at a French beer festival that day, she somehow figured that out and came there as well. All throughout the evening she tried to hand me more drinks to get me drunk and turn me into easier prey.
When I left I didn't realize that she also did, and followed me on the train home. Mind you, my place was around 40 minutes away, whereas hers around 10. She used this to her advantage when she held me up at my doorstep, saying how she went all the way here and I would have to let her sleep at my place. I refused, but she still forced herself into my flat, and raped me. She bit open my neck pretty heavily throughout it, and told me I better think of a good excuse to tell my girlfriend tomorrow, since I usually like getting my neck bitten.
I had quite the hard time when it came to sexual things afterwards, under which my girlfriend also had to suffer, but fortunately, we were able to work through that.
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>>7738117
Holy fucking Satan's dick, I'm so sorry.

Absolute horror. I really want to kill that cunt.
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>>7735721
>No I Can't Think Straight
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Does anyone else go to /cgl/ or /reddit/ or /imgur/ or somewhere else to mock qt's? I mean, it's hot to imagine how they get hurt and cry. It's wrong, it's fucked up I know, but hey, this is degenerate edition and I'm cis lesbian, sooo...
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>>7738117
Why does real rape have to be horrible and sad most of the time. Why can't it be sexy and exciting like it is in fantasy.
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>>7738240
>/reddit/
>/imgur/
No. And everyone in /cgl/ is a huge bisexual whore, it makes me disgusted.
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>>7738248
I hope you'll die of disgust or something.
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>>7738248
bisexual whores??? I might finally have a chance at getting laid!!
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>>7738248
They're huge bisexual whores, exactly the right sort of people to abuse.
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>>7738266
Protip: they are whores with everyone but you.
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>>7738275
not when you're a ginger pastry making French speaking qt like me
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>>7738285
>ginger
Dropped. The other stuff sounds good though.
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>>7738266
Hope you're up to date on your vaccinations
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>>7738285
>ginger pastry making French speaking qt like me
Bonsoir mademoiselle.
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>>7738285
Like a natural orange-y ginger? Or a dyed red ginger?
If it's the latter I'll be your whore.
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>>7738272
I would love to bait one of them into sending nudes, and then re-send them to BtB, and watch as they end up single and fat and ripped to shreds by their fellow gulls. Delicious.
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Yessssss destroy the vile bishit
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wew just look stupid girls just can't stop hating each other
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>>7738412
Go home faggot
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Okay, serious question here.
When using kik how may I know if the person I'm chatting with is a cis female?
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>>7738131
Th-Thanks for your concern. She lives in one of the more dangerous parts of the city, maybe someone else will do the job for you.

>>7738243
Well, I wouldn't mind the gf acting out any rape fantasies with me.
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>>7738435
If they send you a live picture of themselves and they look like a cis girl in the picture, they probably are one.

To get saved pictures to show up as live pictures you need a rooted phone and tech competence, so it's rare to see in practice.
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>>7738458
What about video with a voice (I have no idea if guys on hrt sound different)?
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>>7738412
Wew just look stupid ass jammed male
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>>7738481
They don't sound different. They sound like guys trying to speak higher than normal. And their bodies are easy to distinguish. They don't have hips, the classic pear shape. So they wear like baggy clothes. They also have huge noses and try hard to pretend they're a girl. And then they're creepy as fuck about trying to "see you".
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>>7738481
If they look like a girl and sound like a girl and the video doesn't seem pre recorded (for instance they're verbally continuing a convo you're having or saying something you told them to say) then yeah it's safe to assume they're a cis girl.
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>>7738428
>>7738485
Yeah sure males got sad because girls are mean to each other, superlegit
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>>7738365
it looks like a mix between the two but it's natural
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It's weird cause I'm a guy and I post here all the time but no one ever calls me out for being a guy but other people get called out all the time.
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>>7738505
Aw the bishit is sad? Cry more you trashy fuck.
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>>7738497
Hey, I don't have hips and my nose is big but guess what I'm just kinda ugly girl.
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>>7738523
Orbiters are common. We just ignore you because you're pathetic.
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>>7738523
>browses cislesgen for fetish
kys
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>>7738544
Then stop being ugly. If you are confused for a men in a dress you should probably just end it.
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>>7738525
It's just so lame, like, women are already hated by all fucking men but no that's not enough for you.
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>>7738117
I had this happen to me, except the rape part. And the girl. I was friends with a hot Colombian girl whose best friend was an overweight neckbeard. The typical "tips fatdora" millennial gentleman. We were at Oktoberfest in Germany and the dude was trying to get me drunk, always offering to buy me a Maß or to get me to try this beer or that one; I always refused. I left a little tipsy and he accompanied me home because he lived two blocks from me. During the train commute he kept trying to get his arm around my shoulders or to get my head to rest against his: I was in need of some consolation, apparently. Except I was wide awake and refusing him politely. He accompanied me to the very door to my block and became very pushy: I needed someone to spend the night with, I would become sad because I was drunk, why didn't I show him my house. I ended up standing my ground and telling him outright no. I deleted him from my contacts and never knew of him again.

Moral of the story? We will always encounter people who, under a mask of harmless innocence, will worm their way to use us. Think of the fatdora gentleman or the skinny glasses nerd that you all know. Or the deceptive bitch who was eternally crushing of this anon. Keep your eyes open.
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>>7738562
Um why would I care if men hate women? Your bishitter brain says the dumbest things.
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>>7738562
And we should give a fuck about what your kind thinks because..?
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>>7738561
Yeah, I should just grow hips with the power of my mind, why didn't I figured out it myself.
And no I'm not confused for a man cause I'm too small (although some anons said I look like a boy but some say I'm ok)
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>>7738580
>>7738587
Oooooh so much hate try not to choke dudes
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>>7737319
I don't know about other girls but breast size has never even occurred to me as a deal breaker (or maker). All boobs are good. Sure I have preferences but it's such a miniscule detail and it seems absurd to care so much about that that it'd make an otherwise attractive girl unattractive.

>>7737601
Ah fair enough, I'll check it out.
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>tfw in my twenties and still share a hotel room with my sister on family vacation
I mean it's not like I'm getting picked up so much that it's an issue (as if) but I still feel like it's kinda weird since we don't even live together anymore.
Also I can't read Elsanna fics if she's in bed next to me. Gah.
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>>7738659
It's more about making unattractive girl more attractive, but it doesn't work like that either.
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>>7738655
>indifference = hate
No.
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>>7738676
In bed with you? You know what to do anon.

>>7738621
If you're not confused for a man then you have no issue. You think you have no hips but you still have more than a fake female. You have a large nose but it's still smaller than noses of males of the same size. So stop nitpicking posts.
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>>7738678
Yeah, I mean at least not for me. If I'm attracted to someone, her having either mosquito bites or literal cowtits wouldn't change that, and if I'm not, then it wouldn't help much, either.
Which isn't to say I don't like boobs, I definitely do, but there's a lot of other things that attract me to a girl before I care about that. Not to sound overly romantic but yea.
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>>7738693
Yeah I mean usually it's at least not a shared bed but we're in some resort right now and it's literally one bed, one mattress.
>you know what to do anon
Pls don't make me think about that, it's bad enough that I can't masturbate.
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>>7738706
Grab her by the pucci
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I feel creepy for having a thing for blind chicks. They have always gotten me off since I learned to shlik. It has evolved to an obsession. Plus points if they have cataract eyes, and are shy.
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>>7738744
Shush anon, that's l-lewd.

>>7738772
Imagine how good they have to be with their fingers, though.
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>>7738772
predator alert!
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>>7738791
>Imagine how good they're at fingering
God yes. I need this to happen. Too bad there probably aren't much in 4chan, or internet in general.
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>>7738808
alien alert!
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>>7738817
Not really related but I have a blind friend who's really pretty and we somehow got to the topic of fantasies and she said her fantasies are way more centered around how being touched feels and what her partner smells like, and having "hands all over her".
Apparently it still makes her come hard, ahem. Not that I'd pry.
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>tfw no anime gf
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>>7738833
S-say hello to her from me, would ya?
*goes to take a cold shower*
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Y'all need to stop.
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>>7738854
>not a hot shower
Who needs a blind gf if you have a showerhead right
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>>7738873
Op here. Taking a cold shower since now I'm sad that there is a blind qt out there, and we will never hold hands.
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>>7738887
I'll hold hands with you anon.
Kinda need my eyes though.
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I miss sex-with-adult-goth anon. She was the only interesting person/story here.
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>>7738896
But I must stay pure for her, in case I win the race against impossible odds. Thanks for the offer tho.
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>>7738929
>tfw no exciting sex life to share

>>7738932
Well okay. I hope you'll find your qt blind gf.
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>>7738943
>>7738929
Sex-with-adult-goth anon here.

I have other sex stories, my friends. If you want me to share?
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>>7738943
i can hold yer hands and bang yer brains out
>t. d/a
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>>7738952
Yes pls. If I can't get off I might as well suffer a bit.
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>>7738952
I hope you have passed the gift to baby bats as you've gotten older. They need to know the Sapphic glories
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>>7738676
I shared a hotel room with my big sis this summer and it was fine. Brought up memories of our childhood.
I read some doujinshi in bed next to her no problem.
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>>7739057
It's fine for me too, but it's really cutting into my "touch myself before sleeping" time, and that gets me a bit cranky. I get along pretty well with my sis and all, it's just that I'm hormonal.
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>>7738980
>be me
>be 17
>visit a yuppie party in L.A, sure do have range in party taste
>I'm on Ecstasy, basically lying on a sofa staring at the ceiling, finding it infinitely more interesting than anything else
>this young glasses-sporting super femme sits down next to me
>I look over
>"Hey, " she says, "You're Michael's friend, right? I've seen you."
>"Oh, really?" well ain't that fascinating my friend stranger things have happened oh wow jesus christ let m e in peace
>"You look fucking out of it."
>I say, "I-, uh-, n-no, uh"
>"Don't trip. I deal. You want any coke?"
>never done coke but I'll try
>"Let's go to the bathroom."
>head there
>feel like Patrick Bateman
>"Okay, just quick inhalation. Go ahead."
>snort the stuff
>throat numb
>tingles
>she does a few, and she has this hungry, delirious, messy demeanor
>you know what I mean
>she sort of stumbles back on to me, and I catch her
>she looks up, and there is this fucking eye contact of knowing, and silent smoldering
>has this steel expression, sinks to her knees, and unbuckles my belt
>looks up again, and kind of angrily pulls down my jeans
>she starts absolutely fucking ravaging that pucci
>I almost collapse as she nibbles my clit, alterbating between sucking and biting
>moaning so loudly, and the music outside is thankfully loud
>she makes me come so fucking hard
>she backs me into the toilet stall, shuts the door, sits me down, and then sits on me
>she grabs my hand and fucks herself on my fingers, as I curl them for her
>she says, "Don't fucking stop," over and over again, until she freezes and screams as she cums
>we sit in each other's arms for a while, kissing
>she starts to dress and walks out
>I never see her again

Didn't charge me for the coke. Neat.

>>7738992
I don't meet many, to be honest.
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>>7739209
Reminds me of the time I got with this tiny little Chinese girl selling acid at an Our Lady Peace concert in Vancouver.. good times.
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All this bully talk reminded me that I slapped my former bully in a chicken wing and told her I would kill her because she had made sure my life at school wasn't worth living and my home life kinda sucked too.
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>>7739209
Austrianon here. I'm abroad and you really make me miss coke and sex and especially coke-fueled sex. Fuuuuck you.
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>tfw crush claims to be lesbo
>fuck yeaah
>she has oral herpes
>notsureifbislut.jpg
>or just a bug catcher
>are bug catchers even a thing outside team faggot?
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>>7739315
Is that a big scene in Australia? Coke-fueled sex is exhilarating and awfully dangerous-feeling. I'm only aroused by truly transgressive things, but now that being gay is sucked up to, sex has lost its luster. Maybe time for necrophilia.
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>>7739369
I dunno, I've just been in Australia for a week and haven't really gone out or anything. But I do coke occasionally back home and yeah. Fun.
It's less about the transgression for me, I just really like the feeling.
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>>7739209
>drugs
There's degenerate, and then there's disgusting.
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>>7739410
Doing drugs is something every respectable yuppie does. Don't worry.
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>>7733053
thanks anon you've sent me down the warren of lesbian movies coming out this year. holy tits there's a lot. I'm here watching these trailers cackling to myself because there's so much more of this shit now

what a time to be alive!!
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>>7737509
She's so qt.
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>>7739394
It did make me feel like a sex God.
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>>7739449
Indeed. It's a sexy trailer.
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>>7739451
She always looks stoned to me. Or excessively bored of everything around her.
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>>7739433
You mean Californians. Keep your deplorable lifestyles down there. My northwest will remain addict free.

>>7739451
She's so meh.
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>>7739452
I do feel more confident and all but it makes my skin tingle all over, like I'm full of electricity and sensitive to every touch.
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>>7739394
>>7739225
Oh, and the song playing in the background was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3aoIIKPps

Fittingly.

>>7739515
Hah. I live in Olympia, now. PNW has a large heroin scene.
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>>7739537
>Washington
That shit hole is not the REAL pacific northwest. Or the Great north west as we so prefer. Druggie stay out!
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Protip, date kinda chubby girls because they'll appreciate you more.
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>>7739567
Where is the real Northwest, then?
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Well, no one liked me on dating apps, should I give up already or is there another way to find a charitable soul?
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What's /clg/'s stance on loli?
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>>7739632
Pic please, I'll rate ya
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>>7739602
So you can get all your cracked out pals to invade? Crusty druggie not welcome.

>>7739635
Ravioli Ravioli don't fuck the loli
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>>7739703
Uh, no. I'm just wondering what your sensibilities are, because you seem a nasty cunt, judging by your posts. Oregon, in a conservative region, I'd peg you.
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>>7733780
same,going to be 23 soon. Let's see who makes it to 30
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>>7739726
Bet you it's that asshole from portland
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>>7739573
That girl is not kinda chubby, she's just fat. At that rate she will be an orca in like 5 years.

>tfw /fit/ has made me too shallow to settle for chubs and uggos
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>>7739635
Not a fan, I like women.
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>tfw masculine gay man
>tfw have had nonsexual fantasies about being a qt cis femme lesbian with qt gf

I do not understand.
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>>7739726
>drugs are bad
>"you're so mean for saying that!"
Druggie brain don't think too good huh?
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>>7739778
This.
>tfw no well put together early 30s office working waifu
>you'll never unzip her pencil skirt and pour her a glass of wine before making love to her all night
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>>7739784
That's not only what makes me think you're a cunt, and I doubt you care about drug rehabilitation with all your vitriol.
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>>7739792
>tfw no blok of wod
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>>7739779
I kind of understand.

>be androgynous lesbian
>have non-sexual fantasies about being a qt cis emo gay man with qt boyfriend
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>>7739799
>drug rehabilitation
Props to people who go through with it because life has thrown them for a ride where pain has been a constant. To think people do drugs like cocaine "recreationally" because they can is nauseating.
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>>7739824
It's probably one of those "is the grass really greener?" type feelings, lesbro.
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I have a theory why cis lesbian demographic seems so different online vs irl:
>it is easier to speak one's mind while covered by online anonymity
>irl there are bishits's with their mangry bfs, and trans"""women""" are everywhere
>it is a physical threat
>and when one sjw opens her pc mouth irl, everyone else in the group nods their heads awkwardly to avoid being the target of tumblrina's tantrum
>and truly, no one wants to 3sum with bi-bitches, since she will tell the deets to her bf-sama next day
>and shemales with their benises or frankestein-tier fuckholes are just gross
>and if lesbians refuse to act as passive paragons of virtue, and if they are proud of their exclusive attraction to women, they will be mauled to the ground
>this is the way we can be truly free
also, there might had some weird spellings, because cannabis sativa, excuse me
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>>7739824
Do you read yaoi too? Because those types of "lesbians" need to be lynched.
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>>7739339
She probably had oral sex with a bislut and got herpes that way.

We had a case last year with a lesbian patient who got gonorrhea in her throat. Swears that she has only had sexual contact with her gf of 4 yrs. Long story short, her gf was sleeping around with guys, bislut gf gets gono, lesbian goes down on bislut, lesbian ends up with gono in the throat. kek
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>>7739877
checked desu.
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>>7739872
>to think people do cocaine recreationally is disgusting
Uh, is there another way to do cocaine?
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>>7739888
Bishits. It's sad but I am never surprised by their behavior. Keep this pinned to your heart - don't hold out hope, bishits are universally monsters.
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>>7739877
Oh great, it's the "everyone secretly thinks like me, they just aren't free to speak their mind" theory. That always produces good results.
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>>7739888
Holy crap. Whoever that was, I feel sorry fo her. Bisluts cannot be trusted
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>>7739908
If you have better one, take a seat and speak up
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>>7739903
Wouldn't know, not a brain dead druggie. Morons who reason drug use is fun and fine are beyond help. It's like they lack an important factor in their minds to reason or feel.

>>7739877
Why did you need to type this. It's so obvious no one thought it needed to be said.
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>>7739873
Probably, desu.

Sometimes I lie back and think, "Ah, life would be easier as a gay man," then I remember STD rates and I thank Jesus I'm a lesbian. I expect it's the same with you and our obesity rates.
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>>7739886
No... Calm down "tru lesbian".
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>>7739939
>obesity rates of AMERICAN lesbians are at the same ratio found in AMERICAN het men
But elsewhere there are no fat lesbians. Why are you retarded?
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Sometimes I feel like I'm one of the few girls genuinely glad that I'm female. Everyone is always complaining.
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>>7739947
You feel happy imagining yourself as a guy and being with a guy? Seek help. Hopefully no girl dates you.
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>>7739932
Here's my theory: 4chan is a cesspool full of assholes.
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>>7739949
Well, he's gay so I meant he doesn't have to deal with either of those categories.

Why are you retarded?
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>>7739964
I just notice this pattern in every online board with lesbians. Irl, they're completely different.
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>>7739960
What? It doesn't interfere with my dating life.
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>>7739964
Including you.
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>>7739938
>everyone who thinks differently from me lacks the ability to reason or reel
Calm down Anon.
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>>7739964
And that is why Moot abandoned us and sold us to that chink.
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>>7739964
Um 4chan is no different from any other large community on the internet. The only distinguishing factor is anonymity. What people choose to do with that anonymity is not that radically different then how they choose to be behind closed doors. The source is the same the filters are different.

>>7739967
Because you bought into the obesity meme. It's like you aren't even a lesbian. Do you believe the abuse meme too?
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>>7739977
Excluding actuallesbians and parts of tumblr, of course
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>>7739987
It was a funny aside, dude. It was only meant to have the recognition that comes with a cultural meme, and the humour therein.
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>>7739982
>"Drugs are bad. It's bad to do them. If you do them you're choosing to ignore all the evidence that proves drugs are harmful."
>Well hurr that's just your opinion!
....are you legally recognized as having a mental disorder? No one over 15 can possibly be this stupid.
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Lesgen, I need advice.
Technically I am bisexual, but I'm a huge misandrist, not attracted to men at all and absolutely don't want them in my life ever.
So can I label myself as lesbian when asked to cut all that boring explanation?
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>>7740006
>only meant to have the recognition that comes with a cultural meme
>rampant hiv and stds in the gay community is a cultural meme
?????????
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>>7740026
It is, but that happened to be true.
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>>7740019
I didn't say drugs aren't harmful, I'm saying you're retarded for saying everyone who doesn't think like you lacks the ability to feel or reason. I don't even do drugs.
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>>7740024
>I am bisexual
Gonna stop you right there. And ask you to remove your gonorrhea from the premises.
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>>7740024
Why are you bi then?
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>>7740024
>im bisexual
>but not attracted to men at all
Guys I'm vegetarian but I really HATE vegetables
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>>7739977
Well then I guess the internet is full of shitty lesbians.

>>7739980
Of course.

>>7739985
Can't really blame him, this place just keeps getting worse and worse.

>>7739987
The anonymity is a pretty significant factor. Not just in how it affects the behavior of individuals, but in how it can affect an individual's ability to understand a group.
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>>7740019
Drugs are bad ok. But people are free to fuck themselves up if they want to.
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>>7740039
I didn't say everyone who doesn't think like me lacks the ability to feel or reason. It's people that belive drugs are safe and fun for recreational use that I'm questioning. To think "differently" as you put it that would mean they don't think drugs are harmful or a cause for significant damage. That's impossible to "think" because it ignores all evidence to the contrary. So they aren't "thinking different" They are ignoring the truth. So why do they ignore something so obvious? Because they must lack a quality that naturally makes people wary of danger. They narrow in on what they want at the time without contemplating consequence. They take unnecessary risk for pleasure. They lack reason.

Can you read? Did my hand holding make the words on the screen clear to your feeble mind?
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>>7740090
d/a, the drug story original anon.

I actually agree. The last four sentences apply to me very heavily.
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>>7740081
Sure. They can ruin their bodies how they see fit. Whatever, as long as they aren't trying to persuade others to do them. (Which is another factor that makes me loathe them, drug use is often a social thing so you have kids being exposed to this) But there's no rule where I have to be nice or respect them.
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>>7740090
I'm pretty sure most recreational drug users are aware that drugs aren't healthy, or that they're dangerous. Most drug users I've talked to are rather knowledgeable about the drugs they're taking precisely because they're dangerous.
Obviously they take risk for pleasure, that's the whole point isn't it?
That being said why do you care about it? I don't take drugs but if other people want to, what's it to me? It's none of my business.
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>>7740042
>>7740062
I liked them before, even had several crushes (never dated them though). Those were dark times and I can't even understand what the hell was wrong with me.
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>>7740173
No. With Dodd-Frank being repealed I'd stay in the market, invest broadly across US blue-chips and see what Trump does next. It's all pretty expensive right now and we don't know what's coming but the market will endure and keep going. Always does.
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>>7740081
That's a blanket statement reeking of DARE programming.
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>>7739339
you know how many people have herpes, right?
>american education
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>>7740151
I care about it because I care about others. Drugs can change a person. It can destroy a person. Even if something is not your business, wouldn't you want to help? I've seen the damage addiction can do in real time. You don't want to see it happening again.
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>>7740173
Saber-chan is a cutie.
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>>7740173
Two nukes weren't enough.
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>>7739635
Not my jam, but I don't think people should be arrested for 2D.

>>7739792
Shakaijin yuri best yuri.
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>>7740200
I do care about people, if they're my friends. If they have a problem, I'd try to help them, obviously.
I don't care about random anons having coked up sex at parties. I don't have some holier-than-thou savior complex.
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>>7740220
Thank you
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>>7740220
Uh. I'm not trying to save that anon. I don't care about that anon so I'm shitting on her worthless ass.
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>>7740230
God damn, do you swing a gavel and wear a robe? Because you're judgey as fuck.
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>>7740230
Why though? What's the use of that?
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>>7740210
yess
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>>7740230
Why the vitriol, then? All that you're proving is that I had a much more exciting teenage life than you.

Having cocaine occasionally at a party never effected me personally, although I know it does to others. You don't have to call me worthless.
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>>7740173
I'd go ask /biz/, anon. Great board desu.
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>>7740256
I will never not laugh at this
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>>7740238
Crusty druggies are the same as bishitters. They're usually the same group too. I'm going to remind them they're trash every day.

>>7740241
People can approve and disapprove. If you approve of some vomit-inducing story then you can. If you disapprove of it - hey you can. I don't know how you can tell em what's my business and what's not my business while maintaining the idea of minding your own business. Why don't you mind your own business now?

>>7740252
You're garbage. You were then are you still are now. It needed to be pointed out.
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>>7740268
Except you know nothing about the potential good I've done. You sound severely limited in affective empathy.
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>>7740279
People can do good things and still be garbage. You don't need my approval tho. I don't respect your actions, I don't respect you. How about you properly dispose of those needles now, eh druggie?
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Is Literotica full of bisluts or males writing stories? Every piece seems so fake and gross
>18th birthday virgin
>acts like bimbo
>gets kidnapped by neckbeard men
>Blah blah bout her big perky tits and sexy body and innocence
>gets gangraped by said men
>one of them is wearing a bridal dress
>tagged as "lesbian"
I mean, that's their most common plot. Ew. Or the ones where two girls are forced to rape eachother while men jerk at it. "Lesbian" tag again. This frustrates me.
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>>7740173
>tfw all the vanilla doujins with Saber and good artists are hetshit
>if I want to see this cutie being lovey-dovey, I have to watch her get creampied
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>>7740298
I've never used needles, faggot.

You simply don't know enough about me at all, you dolt. Other than that I'm apparently a thrill-seeking narcissistic.
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>>7740298
Not her, but really the idea that every recreational weekend warrior will jump straight to heroine is absurd, c'mon.

>>7740305
I've never been a fan of literotica for that exact reason. I've been reading lots of cutesy fanfiction though so if you have some sort of TV show or whatever you like maybe try that. Tumblr and FF.net is at least full with actual girls. Not that that makes it not trash 95% of the time.
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>>7740318
>>7740327
lmao she's barely drinking age don't listen to her shit
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>>7740305
Just write your own. Become millionaire. But I thought top stories on there were usually picked for being decent? I remember that one was written by a bishitter and there was over emphasis on strap ons. Ugh. It's tough.

>>7740318
I know the basics about you. That's all there is to you, actually. Sorry you have to come to grips with that. Now don't overdose in the subway bathroom this weekend. Some poor kid has to find your mess.

>>7740327
No shit sherlock that's the joke.
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>>7740345
How the fuck could you know the basics from a greentext story?

Never overdosed, but that sounds like a cool Boroughs scene.
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>>7740327
Thanks anon. Gonna check those websites out. Too many hot moments ruined by Lit's endless piles of hettrash.
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>>7740345
>Write your own
Might actually do that one day. Wish me luck...
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>>7740365
Definitely, I don't know if Frozen is your thing at all but there's lots of good lesbian stuff out there, probably more than any other fandom.
It's incest mostly though so fair warning.
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>>7740363
Subway sandwich shop. And no shit you never overdosed.

>>7740380
May I suggest a wholesome, mother-daughter?
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>>7740268
See >>7740193
Let me know how middle school goes.
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>>7740305
just read these: https://www.literotica.com/top/Lesbian-Sex-11 or anything with the red H is probably decent too.
Some might be written by men but I've ever read one that had men in them.
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>think drugs are for degenerates
>narc on friends and coworkers for doing drugs
>everyone hates me for it

Yeah druggies are really awesome people who get mad when they get in trouble for committing an easily avoidable crime.
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>>7740393
I assumed the Subway rail system.

Subway sandwich shops are less romantic.

I've partied at some of the richest houses in LA, and you think I'm some trashy, druggie degenerate? My yearly income is probably more than your life total. You reek of unwordly moralizing shutin.
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>>7740412
That's some nice ass bait you've got there
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>>7740385
>Frozen
Ohh, how could I live under the rock about that one? Didn't realize Elsanna was that big of a thing. Seems good so far, no surprise penises
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>>7740393
>mother-daughter
Sure, why not?
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>>7740414
>WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IVE PARTIED IN LA
>muh income
MY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the sad thing is I don't know whether you're joking or not but goddamn if this isn't the funniest shit I've witnessed today

>>7740436
Step into my office. We have PLOT to discuss.
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>>7740407
Sadly, not even that is guaranteed. Thanks, though.
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>>7740430
Oh sister are you in for a ride.
Do you want smut or plot? Or a mix? Definitely read anything by Aesla, then the Kurrent stuff. For short, smutty fics I recommend FrozenFractals, both the titular story and the other fics by that author.
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>>7740443
You made a life status criticism, and I addressed that, poorfag.

I'm not a "crusty druggie" considering the type of environment I did drugs in.
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>>7740443
>PLOT
dis gon b gud
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>>7740461
>freezing ride
It really seems like that, which is good haha. At this state of mind, love me some lemons, but usually I like a mix of both. Anything for that?
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>>7740470
>I'm not like those OTHER druggies
Keep it coming omg
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>>7740414
>comes to 4chan to brag about muh parties and income
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He'llo there lezgen! I got invited over drinks and I'm really happy. Love yall you all super beautiful xxx
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>>7740492
Nigger, a lot of druggies are pretty yuppie, desu.

You seem painfully naive.
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>>7740501
Get out normie!
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>>7740500
>>7740492
Samefag.

I don't come to 4chan to do that, it was particular to the conversation.
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>>7740511
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>>7740491
Well, Stolen Ice, which I'm just finishing now, has some smut, and definitely some of the better smut I've read, but it's slow-burn and by the time you get to the smut you'll be too preoccupied with bawling if you're anything like me, so probably not the right one for you right now. Definitely read it though because it's amazing.
Victims of Circumstance, same author as Stolen Ice, but shorter and smutty but still with plot.
I liked Helping Hands a lot but I'm a huge sucker for mutual masturbation. Might just be me.
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>>7740507
>huff! you're so naive anon! druggies like me are yuppie!
Kek. Bitch I don't care what you call yourself or what gas station you shoot up in. But watching you aimlessly flail to prove your worth through "yuppiedom" is entertaining as fuck.
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>>7740551
I don't care about your catfight but young Jodie Foster was absurdly attractive.
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>>7740551
>proving my worth to a random poorfag middle schooler on 4chan

You have a VERY high opinion of yourself.

I just think your image of druggies is naive. The majority of users are middle class teenagers, m8.
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>>7740551
lel, she still doesn't understand
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>>7740583
It's dangerous waters we traverse.

>>7740597
My dearest little crusted drug burger, you're making a lot of conflicting statements. It may be a result of you being a drug head. Maybe get a CAT scan with all your fabulous income. Have them check that out because your druggie brain is really something to behold
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>>7740634
Point out my conflicting statements.
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>>7740640
>The majority of users are middle class teenagers, m8.
> a lot of druggies are yuppie
So which is it. Are drugs done more by for middle class teenagers or yuppie adults? Does having money mean you're not trashy? Are middle class teenagers exempt from being trashy?

>You have a VERY high opinion of yourself.
>I've partied at some of the richest houses in LA - My yearly income is probably more than your life total.
You seem to be the one with a high opinion of yourself. At least, you attach your worth to your finances and whose bathroom you're doing lines in.

>I just think your image of druggies is naive.
I think your concept of worth and trashy is completely different than mine. I equate worth an whether or not someone is trash by their actions, by the beliefs, traits, or lifestyles they select. You don't have any picture of this concept. You assume you have to be poor to be an addict. You assume it's only gross if you are making minimum wage. I find the act deplorable - whether that's done at a party or in an alley. Whether it's done by a 16 yo kid or a businessman. So you would have to define my opinion of drugs (which is that they are groce) as naive. And if you can somehow prove the usefulness of coke then I might consider it.
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>>7740721
I'll reply to you in the morning with a thorough post, Anon.

Even twitchy tweaking cokeheads like me need rest.
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>>7740721
Not her but what about that anon who takes cocaine to counter her migraines? Obviously most coke users don't use it "therapeutically" but would that still be deplorable to you? Just curious.
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>>7740856

Because she's whimsical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
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>lesgen actually wouldn't laugh at me for liking Elsanna
Phew.
Also I just finished Stolen Ice, someone hold me.
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>>7740777
There was a young man who had OCD. A severe case that interfered with his life. It got so bad he was forced to quit school and his job. Seeing no other option he got a rifle and put the barrel in his mouth. He was taken to the hospital after attempting suicide and recovered, he had barely any compulsions left. He had actually performed a lobotomy by blowing off the lobe of his brain that caused his illness. He went on to be a straight A college student and got a new job. But what are the chances of that happening? Just because it worked for him doesn't mean we suggest others try this method. In the case of a drug like cocaine, I expect any positive feelings are outweighed in the long run by the negative alterations that take place.

>Of the 72 patients with headache, 40.3 percent reported a prior headache history, and almost 60 percent reported the development of headache after using cocaine initially. The most common types of headache reported were migraine without aura and probable migraine without aura. The majority of patients reported that cocaine intake made their headaches worse, although a minority reported that acute cocaine use eased their headache pain.
>Also significant, the authors said, is that the majority of patients reported taking analgesics without medical advice to control their migraine-related pain.
>It is not clear how cocaine contributes to headache, but the authors say they believe it likely creates an imbalance in the dopamine and serotonin systems, although cocaine also affects the cardiovascular system, and those effects could contribute as well.
http://www.headaches.org/2014/02/15/cocaine-use-linked-to-the-development-and-worsening-of-headache/
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>>7740999
So there's people who initially develop migraines after taking cocaine, but what about those who have had migraines before and then take cocaine to alleviate it?
As almost every migraine medication, cocaine can alleviate or worsen migraines. What I've found is that different medications work differently well, in regards of easing the pain. And regardless how well they work, the pain persists, comes back. That's just the nature of chronic pain. It's all symptom treatment.
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>>7740951
oh my god shes adorable.
tfw no bork gf ;-;
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hey /lesgen/ would you Hayley Williams?
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>>7741037
Did the migraines occur before or after she snorted cocaine? If after, then its possible shes now developed a dependency because cocaine readjusts the reward system in the brain and dopamine levels. If before, then who the fuck goes to cocaine when they have a headache? There are about a million other alternatives. So I doubt she just got a bad migraine and started using cocaine to cope with them. And if that is the case - she didn't see a doctor and instead took the advice of a "friend" and starting her dependency.

Are you arguing that somehow that anon gets a free pass because it's for "pain relief"? When you get a headache, take a tylenol. Don't do crack.
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>>7741132
No offense Anon, but you obviously don't know much about migraines if you think "take a tylenol" is good advice, or that migraines are in any way comparable to normal headaches.
I've been to various doctors, from neurologists to orthopedics, and I've tried everything from your Tylenol to an administered hydrocodone IV. I've never done any cocaine - because if hydro isn't helping me, cocaine probably wouldn't either, and I wouldn't even know where to get pure cocaine in the first place - but I know other chronic migraine patients who've successfully treated their migraine - the actual attack, I mean - with cocaine. After exhausting almost all other kinds of medication, after consultation with their neurologist.
Just because a drug is illegal, doesn't make it any less effective as medicine. Cocaine was widely used medically for everything from sinusitis (in the case of FDR, for example) to migraines. Obviously it's debatable if it should be used medically at all, but to dismiss it if it's helping people in excruciating pain because it's illegal, or because they could just take Tylenol instead is absurd.
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>>7741192
Doesn't matter if it's illegal or legal. There are plenty of things that are legal and harmful. Alcohol for one. Sorry you have bad migraines. Thankfully I've never had to deal with chronic pain. But at least you're making the attempt to find options that could work. I hope you find a solution soon. Yet the idea that someone would voluntarily take mind-altering drugs to relieve pain symptoms while causing even greater deterioration to their brain health overall. It could very well be an act of desperation, and it's hard to think people find themselves in that situation, but drug abuse is not solution, it's a temporary escape that leads to worse conditions.
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>>7741253
Which could, and does, happen just as easily with legal drugs. The amount of people addicted to - and even dying from - prescription drugs is staggering. And yes, obviously pumping myself full of drugs, legal or illegal, whether they destroy my nasal cavity, my heart, my liver, is an act of desperation. You get desperate if you live in constant pain. Cocaine is not altering your mind any more or worse than morphine. I concede that self-medication can lead to problems, and to addiction, but it doesn't matter then if I'm addicted to cocaine or morphine or hydrocodone.
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>>7732990
Ugh, thanks, but usually people like being degenerate for me. Some people can get obnoxious when:

1) They discover I'm les.
2) They discover I have a identical twin.
3) They are drunk.

These three things mixed together leads to all kinds of uncomfortable questioning.
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>>7741273
Addiction itself is nasty. But your original question was if "self-medicated" cocaine was something I would agree with. The answer is no.
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>>7741280
Alright, followup questions: Would you agree with self-medication if it was morphine (or any other legal hard medication)? Or is self-medication always bad, period?
Secondly, if cocaine was prescribed by a neurologist, would it then be (morally?) okay to take?
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>>7741307
I don't believe self-medicating heavier pain meds is ever a good idea. I would highly advise against it. A family friend recently shot himself in the head because of his crippling morphine addiction. We are self-medicating regularly. The point is not to be dumb about our dosages. I can't conceive of a time when a neurologist would suggest someone start taking cocaine. Neurologists would understand that cocaine consumes the gray matter within the brain twice as fast than normal aging. But even hypothetically if this were to occur morals is another matter. A medical professional can advise you one way, and doing so could conflict with your moral standards. That then becomes personal choice. Like I said, it is not my job to tell others what they can or can not do. I only know that I would not take part, and I would advise my loved ones to stay clear of what I feel could hurt them.
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>>7741357
Well, I agree, and really it'd be swell if I didn't need strong pain medication, but unfortunately that's not the case, so I'm left to self-medicate (legally). In the end it's a choice between living in unbearable pain and living in bearable pain, but risking addiction and liver damage and whatnot.
I'm curious about the "consuming gray matter" part though, I assume most heavy drugs are bad for you, and certainly worse than just aging naturally.
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>>7741371
https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/chronic-cocaine-use-may-speed-up-ageing-of-brain

I have a close friend who is my age and has rheumatoid arthritis. We grew up together, and now sometimes she can't get out of bed or clothe herself because she's in so much pain. It's hard for me to wrap my head around, but I've seen it and it can break me down to watch her laying there crying, hurting, and me unable to offer anything to help. I find weed disgusting, but she says it's eased her aches at times. So who am I to tell her that her relief should be secondary? I can only watch from outside though. If I were in your shoes I'd probably give up everything I had to feel ok for just a minute. And again, I'm only a powerless observer who wishes things were more simple. Hopefully they find an effective cure for you soon, anon.
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>>7741512
Thanks, I appreciate it, really.
I'm actually trying not to give up, the medication that actually helps with the majority of attacks (triptanes) has just been discovered in the mid-nineties so there's definitely progress happening.
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Wow girls are much cuter at winter events. I assume it's because it's easier to look cute when you're not sweating to death. And winter clothes make any girl 10x cuter.
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>>7741708
I don't disagree but long flowing summer dresses with nothing underneath make me tingly in all the right places.
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>>7732990
The only sex I want is a vagina rubbing against my vagina. Is this okay?
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>>7741788
Yeah but you're missing out.
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>dad forgot birthday
>no new yuri releases
wew what a day. Though ironically it's the first time in several years I decided to not cry miserably.
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>>7741788
>vagina rubbing against my vagina
Bracing for maximum lewd!
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>>7741880
Happy birthday Anon.
I really hope you're not my mom because it's her birthday too.
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>>7741910
I'm a permavirgin so I'm most likely not your mom. Thanks though.
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>>7741922
Yeah I was doubtful she'd browse lesgen, what with her being excessively homophobic.

>>7741888
Trips for lewdness.
Speaking of rubbing, why does that never look good in porn? Ugh.
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>>7735721
>Fucking Amal
Truly a comfy movie
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>>7736989
What's the deal with these two??
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>>7738932
I'm legally blind...without glasses.
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>>7740538
I took my time reading these. Thank you anon! You have saved my clit
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>>7742250
My very pleasure! Elsanna has some great smut.
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>>7742318
My sister used to call that the "very gay or very lonely" look
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>>7741833
What am I missing out on?
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>>7741880
Oh shit, happy birthday!
I think I put your fucking birthday in my calendar? I have a birthday marked down but all it says is K and I don't know anyone else whose birthday is today. I was wondering who that was.
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>>7742388
Oral, for one thing.
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>>7741880
Happy birthday anon, mine was yesterday and it was similar. Know you're not alone and lesgen will always love you <3
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>>7742424
I feel really uncomfortable at the thought of a mouth on my vagina.
I don't know if it's insecurity, that I'm a bit germaphobic, that I don't think I'd like the feeling, or a mix of all three.
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>>7742525
the next time a girl offers you oral, you should take it. just relax and let her do her thing. you won't regret it I swear
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Anons there's a girl here and I think I'm in love. God it sucks, she just started working at our firm and I turn into a complete retard around her. Like, my stomach feels empty and my knees turn into goo. I've had crushes before but this is something else, goddamn it. I can't even function normally around her, I swear I forget how to walk. A few days ago she mentioned she's broke up with her girlfriend a few months back (the first time I heard her mention anything like that, or that she's gay even) and I laughed/cried all night.
How do I deal with that. She's technically my employee and I feel unprofessional and predatory although I've never done anything but stare and blush. But even thinking about her makes me need to fan myself right now.
She has really attractive, uh, collarbones? What an absurd thing to find attractive even, but I can't help it. And her legs, god.
And she asked me to go to yoga with her next week. I'm going to die.
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>>7742859
Damn girl what does she look like to have you so shaken?
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>>7740856
>>7740951
Qween. She and Grimes are so cute.

>tfw no awkward whimsical gf to make experimental pop music with
Why even live?
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>>7742869
It's not just her looks, just generally how she carries herself, she's easy going and quick to laugh but also witty, works well with others, she's quick on the uptake (I work at a private equity fund so 70-80 hours are standard) and she's just so...enjoyable to be around.
But she's also physically very attractive to me. Lean, sporty, shoulder-long red hair, long loong legs, as I said a weirdly attractive collarbone (can't seem to shake that off), I'm guessing B cups, just petite but...stringy kinda. I want to play squash with her and completely exhaust ourselves and I want to cool down in the pool afterwards and then have sex like it's a competition.
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>>7741880
>>7742503
wew mines today.. and nobody remembered except my dad and my pathfinder DM ;_;
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When you feel like getting your ass up
>>7742922
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>>7742503
>>7741880
>>7742917
>>7742917
happy birthday to all of you. I celebrated my birthday yesterday by pulling a tendon in my ankle :(
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