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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): /sp/ Edition

Do you play sports? Follow sports? For free?

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>Girls with facial scars are wife material and I'd marry one instantly.
>Women praise the "pale with dark hair" a e s t h e t i c
>Anon is hardcore
>What do you mean you're still a virgin?
>Girl says she's a tomboy, is actually not a tomboy but is cute anyway
>A woman accidentally fucks her brother's girlfriend
>On that note a woman accidentally fucked her father's girlfriend
>KHV are increasingly whiny this season

Previous: >>7695488
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>"Girls with facial scars are wife material and I'd marry one instantly.
>Women praise the "pale with dark hair" a e s t h e t i c"

I have a cleft lip scar going from my nose to my lip and am pale as fug with dark hair. Am I a God?
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>>7706092
Expect us.
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>>7706092

>using vaporwave meme-meme to describe your physical appearance

THAT ISN'T FUCKING AESTHETIC
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>>7706108
Pls no hate, first time posting here
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>>7706005
>Do you play sports?

Does a bear get fisted in the woods?
What kind of question is this?
All lesbians play baseball, at the very least.
Just as all gay men are interior decorators and hair stylists.
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>>7706134

DON'T APPROPRIATE MY MEMES MY DUDE
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>>7706189
I'LL APPROPRIATE YOUR DAMN MEMES ALL I WANT
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>>7706005
hey guys are you looking for some feminine penis?
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>>7706222

NO YOU WILL NOT YOU FUCKING MEME TROGLODYTE GO BACK TO KOREA
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I feel like facial scars need to have a neat story. I have a scar on my left cheek, but it's been there since I was born because I scratched the shit outta myself on my first day of life. Boring af, not like a chick I used to know who got a really neat eyebrow/forehead scar in a fight to protect her gf.
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>>7706268
Still better than acne scars.
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>>7706240
I'M NOT EVEN ASIAN YOU KEK

>>7706268
Mines just from my mom not knowing how to put cigarettes down while she was pregnant with me. Two surgeries later and weight loss and I'm finally somewhat tolerable to look at
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>>7706280
or chicken pox scars in my case
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>>7706300
*Cuck, not kek
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>>7706300

YOU BELONG IN KOREA YOU CHINKY EYE'D NIGGER CUNT
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>>7706312
JUST BECAUSE I HAVE CHINK EYES DOESN'T MEAN I BELONG ON KOREA YOU ROTTEN CUM MUFFIN
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>>7706005
I have a tiny scar on my upper lip. If anyone's interested, I also have other one on my knee from when I played football and another upon my hip: I fought some thug jellyfishes and they left a souvenir.
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>>7706337
What race are you?
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>>7706337

SO YOU ADMIT IT YOU YELLOW MENACE

YOU ARE A JAPANESE SABOTEUR
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>>7706407
I'm white and Native, nothing too interesting.

>>7706421
READ THE ABOVE STATEMENT YOU WHITE TRASH
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>>7706457

YOU ARE STILL SUSPECTED OF BEING AFFILIATED WITH THE JAPANESE IMPERIALS

TRAIL OF TEARS 2.0
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>>7706421
Two nukes weren't enough.
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>>7706575

This man understands me at a deep spiritual level.
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>>7706574
MAN US NATIVES CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM THESE TRAILS CAN WE? or alcohol. or casinos
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I couldn't give a glying fuck about sports if I tried.
>>7706268
>got a really neat eyebrow/forehead scar in a fight to protect her gf.
thats fuckin awesome
>>7706092
post a pic and we'll tell you
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would you date a non binary person if they had nice tits?
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>>7706807
yes. they're AFAB non-binary?
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>>7706586
I hate men. Please retract your previous statement.

>>7706807
Referring to oneself as "non-binary" is indicative of brain problems. So no. I'd touch those tits tho and save pics of em.
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>>7706807
No way, the point of being a lesbian is that you like women.
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>>7706702
Wait no don't take me serious I'm average as hell, just pasty with a scar

>>7706807
Is non binary some more Tumblr bullshit? Good boobs are good boobs though so yeah
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>>7706807
If it was a male, no.
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>>7706813
>>7706862
the non binary genderless person I'm talking about is afab

>>7706841
it's out of the ordinary certainly, but she and I had a thing in high school that was never explores fully, so I'm thinking about giving it a go again

is there a reason I shouldn't try to take... them(?) on a date?
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>>7706005
I used to play rugby with my brother a lot, then hockey, running and swimming at school.

I don't play sports anymore, unless the gym is a sport now. I still watch some games if it's big or I have money on it. I've never watched the American football thing or it's half time show. Ain't going to start now.
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>find nudes buried in my folders
>bewbs, nice
>get turned on
>recognize sheets in background
>remember that those are my own that I took when I was bored

I have mixed feelings about this.
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>>7706906
jeez I've heard of narcissism but this is just ridiculous
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>>7706906
How could you forget that you took those pictures?
That's the real question.
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>>7706954

I don't know but I'm never taking nudes again if I just forget them like that after a couple months. They're deleted now.
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>>7706906
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>>7706906
Lucky you. You don't need a gf. Just a mirror.
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>>7706906
AGP af
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i have a small scar on my forehead from getting a cyst removed. i feel like that's the lamest reason to have a scar.
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>>7707056
I have scars from chicken pox if it's a comfort to ya
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>>7707030
Tranners not welcome. Comply to the statistics and off yourself right now.

>>7707056
I know a girl with a chicken pox scar on her eyelid. It's universally liked by others tho.
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>>7706005
I have a white scar on my lip.
I don't know why it's there but it's been there for as long as I can remember.
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>>7707165
>Comply to the statistics
so then they've got a 40% chance to off themselves? Doesn't seem high enough desu
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>>7707141
>>7707165
same here except mine is right on the front part of my eyebrow
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>>7707314
Wanna play connect the dots?
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>finally rage quit okcupid and Tinder
>dunno wtf to do with myself but scour the internet for women
>stop by /LGBT/ for the first time in two years
God fucking damn this place. I'm going to try to stay entertained here long enough to avoid Craigslist but I'm going to need your help, guys
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>>7707411
Fly to the east coast and I'll fuck you
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>>7707314
Why do cis lesbians all have this? No-one else does!
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>>7707417
I'm trapped in California indefinitely or else I would consider it
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>>7707417
What state you at though? East Coast here too
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>>7707570
NJ, couple minutes outside Philly.
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>>7707591
Aw sheiiit. I'm in bumfuck nowhere, North Carolina
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>>7707626
>North Carolina
No kidding. When people say 'the East Coast' I always kinda forget that the South has a eastern coast as well.

Fuck you guys.
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How has nobody mentioned this yet from kstew on snl?

https://youtu.be/A4kpVO56OBU

"Tu es... mon Totino!"
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>>7707702
Hands ache to type; too much masturbation post-viewing
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>>7707702
Saw it today. Lost it pretty early.
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>>7707702
it was very cute desu
when did Kristen Stewart get cute?
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>>7707882
>Kristen Stewart
>ever not cute
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>>7707908
I can't stand her dead corpse face.
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>>7707923
Can't believe Annie Clark chose her over Cara.
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>>7707908
I cannot for the life of me see what people find attractive about her.
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>>7707923
Yeah, so uggo, amirite?
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>>7707702
i really can't stand her.
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>>7707979
She's not ugly, just definitely not my type.
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>>7707702
this made my heart swoon, what a cutie
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>>7707979
>left, uggo
>right, cute af
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>>7707339
I have a lot of freckles too we could connect those too ;P
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>>7708053
that is the ugliest "dress" i think i've ever seen.
looks like a leotard and the bag i put my scuba gear in.
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What do you do when male friends confess their love for you?
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>>7708127

Fashion designers are fucktards sometimes. Or often.
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>>7708148
Impossible to happen. They were never my friend in the first place if that were the case.
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>>7707979
She's my type physically, but I don't think we'd ever get along. This saddens me. I can never find someone I really like as a person.
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Did you girls watch the super bowl?
It was the best game of football I've ever seen.
The commercials were really mediocre this year though.
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>>7708219
You like ads? Capitalist brainwashing did you good.
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>>7708148

What do you do when female friends who are obvious "never-gonna-happen"s confess their love? What would you expect/want from a female friend who you know in every way is straight and will never give you any intimacy were you to confess your unrequited love to her?

I mean, there is one thing you can say: "Grow the fuck up. It takes months of mutual intimacy to fall in love -- what you have is a unilateral crush, not too far removed from the kind one might have on a classmate or even a celebrity. If you want to know what love is, maybe start by putting more effort into your okcupid dates."
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>>7708149
Have you met one irl? They have no souls ..
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>>7708254
Super bowl ads are a big deal because close to 200 million people are watching. Companies make a funny or heart string pulling 30 second ad and pay $5 million to run it once, which is usually the only time it's ever aired. Usually there are some really memorable ones, but this year they weren't very good.
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>>7708254
>being an actual commie
fuck off?
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>>7708277
And? You watched a fucking ad, and like you've said, youre happy about it. Some people like it so much, its the onky reason they watch the game. Oink. Oink.

>>7708288
Nope
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>>7708254
>You like ads?
Not the Audi one.
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>>7708219
Superbowl and football in general is boring as fuck. I can't wait for all the out-of-town plebs to leave my city tomorrow.
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>>7708367
>Not looking for a qt out of town girl looking to celebrate

This is why /clg/ is single. We don't seize the opportunities presented to us.
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>>7707442
where in california
maybe we can help each other
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>>7707939
>Can't believe Annie Clark chose her over Cara.
Annie left her for Cara?
shit
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>>7708219
i watched lady gaga
>>7708149
you just dont get it, that all
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>>7708219
Friend's dad came into the room where we were just to put Lady GaGA thinking we would be interested. We bursted laughing when she came crawling down like a fucking spider. Outside of that it was kind of 'meh' though I do appreciate her voice and ability to play piano as well as composing songs. It made me realize I miss the 'old' her from about 2008 or so when she used to wear that slut wig and show more leg. She was really fuckable back then, I would totally do her.

As you can see I'm kind of horny right now and forever no gf of course.
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>>7708408
No, no. Annie left Cara for Kstew. More like k-EW amirite??
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Both of us our sick, so I can't pounce my sweetheart and have some fun.

Get over it, I start my period, she starts hers a bit after, now we're both bloated and cranky and plowing through our pads.

At least we have chocolate and nachos, thought I'd share. Yay for feeling like a hot mess for the next few days.

Cramps suck, popping pain pills, and now I have a pile of bloody underwear because my life is awesome and aunt flow decided to be more enthusiastic than usual.

Felt like ranting, have some cute cuddles so my bitching isn't a waste of time.
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>>7708480
Thats what you get for using pads past the 7th grade, scrub.
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>>7707442
>trapped in California
>because California is so awful in winter.

I bet you'd rather be in a blizzard in Buffalo, amirite?
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>>7707908
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>>7708485
Not that anon but I use a tampon + pad because the start of my period is horrendously heavy.
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>>7708507
Menstrual cup or bust.
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>>7708485
Can't leave a tampon in overnight, I don't fuck with risking TSS. Pads mean I get to be more lazy sometimes.

Also, reusable pads are awesome, and a cup isn't really my thing. Bloody panties will recover fine after a night soaking in bleach, so it's not a big deal.
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>>7708523
This
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>>7708525
Yes. Feels much better to have blood pool between your legs and stick your labia together with dry blood.
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>>7708479
i like K-Stew over Cara honestly.
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>>7708525
>Bloody panties will recover fine after a night soaking in bleach,
If they're cheap shit ones, sure.
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glorious
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>>7708391
Girrrl, I was way too busy working and going to school to mess around with out-of-town qts.

>>7708423
>i watched lady gaga
I said this in the previous thread: I saw her walking around one of the city's bigger parks one day when I got out of work. She was wearing jogging clothes and had like 5 dudes (her guards, I guess) walking behind her. She's short as fuck in my opinion (I'm 5'8). I don't listen to her music, but I recognized her from American Horror Story.
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>>7708667
yeah Gaga is 5'1" or 5'0"
shes fucking tiny, but actually alot of entertainers are.
I go to award shows in LA sometimes, and most of the celebrities are smaller than me. I'm 5'11"
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>>7708693
Those tricky camera angles on AHS made me assume she was taller.

>I'm 5'11"
Damn. I'm jelly.
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>>7708707
>>7708707
nno way man, she's the womanlet to end all womanlets.
They're good with camera angles, + she's always in platform heels, so she ends up looking like she's 5'6" which is far more normal lol
lol, being this tall has its benefits but also it's drawbacks
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>>7708728
>tfw no tall gf
>tfw 5'7 so all the girls I've dated have been 5'3 or shorter
>tfw they all made me be the big spoon
>tfw little spoon at heart
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>>7708728
Ugh, womanlets. When will they learn.

>drawbacks
Such as? I can't imagine any drawbacks to being part of the 5'11 master race. I wish I was 3 inches taller.
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>>7708765
well, i mean it's mostly good. being gangly and awkward sucks, as does getting clothing to fit right since i'm long so i have to get shirts that are too short or too wide and make me look weird. and then i can't ever find anyone my size, so everyone i go out with is shorter than me lol
>>7708753
awww
i'll be your big spoon anon, c'mere
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>>7708765
Tfw I'm 5'5"
Tfw dad is 6'4" and I always expected to be at least 5'9"
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>>7708523
I had one. Never figured out how to properly insert. Filled the cup full in as little as 6 hours. So I just stopped tolerating the time it took to insert.

>>7708552
Not looks wise I hope. Cara is still young and has the capability to be an attractive woman. Kstew always looks average at best.
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>>7708728
>womanlets
>>7708765

the word you're looking for is 'chicklets'
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>>7708856
1) are you retarded? Surely, you've put something inside you before
2) are you telling me that six hours on ANY menstrual product isn't enough, you disgusting fuck? Just wear a diaper at that point and stop pretending to be an adult.
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Anybody follow these two on youtube? They are truly the most kawaii white lesbian couple.

It's interesting bc Rosie has like every single red flag in the textbook of redflags:
>"bisexual"
>no dad
>blonde
>huge boobs
>sexually promiscuous
but she is total waifu material

>tfw she is making me reconsider the bislut dating ban
>tfw bisluts would never date an ugly judgemental prick like me anyway
Why is my life so shit?
Don't answer, it's a rhetorical question.
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>>7708667
>>7708693
I didn't know until I saw her in drag next to britney spears. She just looks so tiny in comparison.
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>>7708886
I would explain anatomy to you but I'm guessing you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. Please wipe the menstrual jelly off your hands before using your keyboard, my sad little virgin.
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>tfw friends are convinced that they should find you a gf
>not sure if it's out of genuine concern or if they just want to see me get flustered while talking to random girls
I feel like I'm living in a sitcom's b-plot.
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>>7708906
I hate their voices so much. They're both bisexual. Gold stars is the only true path to happiness. Could you bring yourself to eating a vagina that just had male shit in it? Nope! We deserve better. Bishits are trash and please continue to ignore them.
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>>7708921
I can't look away, anon. I'm so lonely. I want what they have. I'm so fucked tbqh, I think I'm going to die alone.
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>>7708932
You're probably still in your twenties. It's common not be engaged by now. You're where every girl starts before she meets a nice woman. We're all gonna make it, anon.
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>>7708947
The engagements are starting to roll in on my fb feed from childhood hetfriends. All my brown friends are getting arrange-married. I've never even so much as kissed anyone. I just want a cute girl to hold me at night the way Rosie holds Rose.
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>>7708909
lol, and britney is only 5'4" or so
>>7708906
link to their channel?
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>>7708976
They have three, Rose Ellen Dix (the brunette) is the main.
https://www.youtube.com/user/RoseEllenDix
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>>7708960
>hetfriends
Well yeah they're always jumping the gun because they can. Us lesbians are the highest caliber human beings. We are a select few so it just takes us longer to meet each other. But it happens much more nowadays. A good wife, oddly enough, may come the less you look.
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>>7708992
I hope you're right, anon. I really hope you're right. I've been so down for the past few days since rediscovering their channel. Weird that I'd be getting comfort from 4chan of all places.
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>tfw no swimmer athlete gf to save my dumb ass from drowning
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>>7709247
>tfw swimmer
I-I have dat wide back tho
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>>7708912
Babe. Again, if six hours isnt enough on ANY menstrual product, wear a diaper. Do you wear pads for six fucking hours? Tampons? Just because you might be able to, doesnt mean yiu should.
Unless you mean insertion, in which case you must be fucking braindead if it takes you so long to figure out how to fet it in.
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I want a gf ;_;
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>one week since I last ate chocolate/food high in sugar

This is so hard, lesgen.
Not sure if it's because I was barely home on Friday and Saturday, but at least I didn't crave chocolate as much as I usually do this weekend.
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>>7706869
Are you basically checking if lesgen will still accept you if you go on a date with an nb person? Who cares, if you're attracted to them then do it, and if you're not then don't. Are you concerned it will make you any less of a lesbian? Your happiness is more important than a label.

However, this >>7706841 tbqh anyway
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>>7709369
Drink more water
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>>7709383
I drink a lot already, have done so ever since I was a wee lass. Guess I can be glad I don't have to battle a soda addiction as well.
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Are we entering the golden age of furry yuri?
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>>7709315
Isn't wide back a result from lots of swimming? I mean, dem "cis" ones.
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>>7709392
God. God no. Out!
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>>7709402
I'm sorry. I know I am a degenerate but I really like furry yuri.
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>>7709392
I hope not.

>>7708667
I'm 5'9 but I'd rather be 5'5 so I can wear heels and not feel like a giantess. I think short girls have better proportions like wider hips, nicer legs, more flattering chests. Tall girls (6'+) look too stretched out or giant. That said, my first hardcore crush was on a 6'3 girl. She was literally the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen at that point. She's still in my top 10
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How do you get ready for a date?
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>tfw B cups
>will never be able to nibble on my own nipples
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>>7709428
I'm barely 5'7, but 5'9 would be my dream height. I like to feel like a dominant Amazon. I agree though, grills who are even taller can look unproportional.

>tfw platform shoes almost make me reach the perfect height without most people noticing I'm smuggling additional inches to it
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>>7709440
little breasts are cutest breasts
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>>7709468
Well I agree but I wanna lick them ;_;
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>>7709445
I like feeling that way sometimes too but other times I want to feel small and submissive. It is handy when I want to intimidate other girls. My dream is to go to Japan and have a little harem of fangirls I can be lewd with.
How tall is average Japanese girl?
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>>7709477
I'm 5'3". I'll trade you. I would literally give anything to be taller. I'm short, and femme, and most girls tend to overlook me due to that.
>tfw I will never get to have a qt gf to dom
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>>7708765

Being 5'11 around a class of 29 others who were all average 5'6 resulted in a fair bit of awkwardness.
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>>7709601
You're my perfect gf height. I'd still let you dom me if you promised to snuggle my boobs in the morning.
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I'm 5'1 which is fine by me. I'm losing weight to be as petite as possible so that I can get a tall qt chubby gf to /size difference/ with.
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>>7709638
My dream is to deadlift a qt then throw her over my shoulder and take her home for love making and drinks.
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>>7709630
Of course! Snuggling in the morning is godtier.
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>>7709334
Kid please, I'm not gonna waste time to explain things to your predictably uneducated brain. Focus on finding a girl who would be sad enough to withstand your autism (not happening but goodluck).

>>7709368
You can borrow mine.
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>>7709715
I'll stop being a bitch because I'm genuinely confused now. What's your issue? Like, the hell is your vag shaped like?
Or is your sole issue sleeping with something in?
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>>7709638
Same. However, I'd like a bit muscle in ladies, since then she can protect me from male scum. Chubby's alright as long as she stronk, dunno if those charateristics exclude eachother.
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>>7709398
yeah, I used to swim since I was a baby.
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>>7709440
>>7709638

That's degeneracy.
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So I guess it's weird that I'm 24 and never used a tampon in my life?
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>>7709764
Found the male
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>>7709777
There's this weird elitist thing going on where if you don't solely use tampons you're like less of a woman. I've seen it in like het shit circles. But the point is to soak up menstrual blood. As long as it gets the job done no one should care what you use.
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>>7709777
>tfw collected blood from my first 3 periods in cups under the bathroom sink in case I needed a blood transfusion
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>>7709746
Why babies need to swim? Sry sry, bad pun. Outside of drowning, I'd imagine that your ability to hold breath is useful during titty-snuggling. Envy you.
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>>7709850
It's fucking gross to sit on your own blood. Even if you're switching pretty regularly, you still are gonna have it for a second. Too close to fucking diapers. Tampons are cleaner. However, you're still shoving bleached cotton inside you, so enjoy your cancer because of our western notion of 'white=clean'.

You're a fucking scrub if you don't cup it.
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>>7709870
>shoves fingers up in there
>gets chunks under her nails as she pours a load of menstrual fluid into a toilet after its been sitting in her all day
>grins her yellowed smile as she flicks bloody gobs into the toilet bowl loving how "clean" she is
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>>7709902
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>>7709392
The flatpacks for that particular table are heavy af, I'm shocked that the girl managed to get them home and up to her apartment by herself.
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>>7709902
>shoves fingers up in there
How deep is your love canal?
The tip I can grab with all of one knuckle deep.

>gets chunks under her nails
This doesn't happen. But if there's any blood, you're in the bathroom, so you just rinse it off. Do you not wash your hands after using the bathroom regardless?

>as she pours a load of menstrual fluid into a toilet after its been sitting in her all day
Yeah, fuck those people who poor a load of piss or shit into a toilet after its been sitting inside them all day.
Are you fucking retarded? Yup, much better to have that blood drip out of you all day and touch against your skin until it soaks into the pad. Nothing feels better than standing up or sneezing and feeling like you've just pissed yourself, amirite?

>picrelated
It's you
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>>7709869
D/a but my baby niece is given swimming classes. I think some babies just love the water and some parents what to encourage that interest.
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>>7709954
>>7709869
If you have a baby underwater, it knows how to swim instinctively
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If you want a gf just lift weights so you can pick one up and walk away.
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>>7709968
Let's not test that.

>>7709973
You're right anon. You are right.
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>>7709870
Plus you save a bunch of money in the long run.
Also it's better for swimming (less likely to leak, less visible).
And takes up less luggage space.
Using one in countries with questionable tapwater is a bit of a pain though.
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>>7710009
Yeah, but fuck poor people, amirite?
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>>7709968
>>7709995
In the womb babies are underwater, they can swim.
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>>7710017
Yeah, but I'm gay so fuck babies.
Every time I see one of those 'Drive like your kids live here' or a stick figure family or a wooden stork on someone lawn, all I can think of is WOOOOOOOOOOOOW! You let a dude cum in you. Fucking cool.
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>>7710009
Why are you swimming on your period? That's disgusting.

>>7710017
They don't breathe on their own in the womb. You have to teach a baby to hold it and conserve their oxygen. Which is not something they instinctively do.
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>>7710016
I can't tell whether you're agreeing w me because it saves money, or mocking me because of the questionable tapwater statement.

>>7710039
>Why are you swimming on your period? That's disgusting.
You do realize that it's possible to swim in places other than a pool? Pools are disgusting all on their own, I don't know how people can stand them.
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I wonder if humans could adapt into aquatic species? Or even get clear vision underwater + partial gills? It'd be so cool.
>tfw no mermaid waifu
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>>7710016

triggered libtard detected
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>>7710039
How is swimming on your period disgusting? Only disgusting if you're wearing pads.
Are you some fundamentalist who's banished to a bleeding shed every month, least you taint the home?

>>7710153
Yeah, dude. I'm triggered by people not having clean drinking water.
What a fucking total pussy of me. It's not like water's one of our most basic things we need to intake.
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>>7709473
I could lick them for you ;)
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>ex/best friend silently removes and blocks you on everything, and changes all her social media

what did i do to deserve this
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>>7710273
Why would you want a retard like that back or care about how they think?
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>>7710273
My ex/former best friend I've ever had hit me over the head with a dumbbell, thought she killed me and was in the process of dragging me into the woods behind her house when I woke up and swore that if she stopped trying to kill me I wouldn't call the police.
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>>7710279
i don't know, i miss her and it hurts a lot

>>7710291
okay you win this one. what the fuck, how did that happen?
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>>7710291
That's hilarious.
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>>7709334
Idk, I can use tampon for 12 hours if there's not much blood, what's the big deal?
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>>7710371
You're not supposed to leave tampons in for more than eight hours and the recommendation is fucking FOUR.
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If you see someone who won't shut up about how she uses a menstrual cup it's Menses-mental anon. You can recognize her by the period-stained fingers.
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>>7710487
Babe, calm down. Use what you want.
I just want you to understand that someone out there made you feel shitty about your period and you're unwilling to consider alternatives that are objectively better in many ways because of it.
Keep sitting on your diaper or shoving bleached products up your cunt and die of cervical cancer.

By all means.
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>>7710487
Or it could be me, I've been shilling menstrual cups here for years.
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>>7710492
I used a cup. Didn't like it. Does that trigger you? And please don't call me "babe". I'm grossed out by the idea of you. As I'm sure you've found many women are grossed out by you.

>>7710508
That's fine. But menses-mental like sucks period chunks out of it or something. She also has a diaper fetish? She's legit crazy.
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>>7710492
>that unproofed crap about cancer
Wew, I guess you are also afraid of GMO.
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I think I might be trans. I've always crossdressed and pretended to be male on the Internet because it feels more comfortable, but I don't want to transition?

Don't bully.
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>>7710717
Fuck off then tranner.
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>>7710745
>I don't want to transition

I just like crossdressing and pretending. I like women and I still identify as one. I'm confused, desu.
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>>7710091
Of course they *could* nature's limits are unknown. But it happening would take humans living in water for a majority of their life for thousands of years for nature to react to it and develop the tools.
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>>7710091
>>7710760
>mermaids
Why not frogs?
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>>7710759
OK? We don't want to hear about your dumb gender confusion. Talk to a fucking therapist if you need help because you won't find it in cis lesbian general.

>>7710091
There's the Korean women that are kinda dying out that live their lives diving in the ocean without oxygen. Their lungs have probably grown accustom to the strain. They apparently communicate through the sounds made when they break the surface.
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>>7710783
Dykes are notoriously gender confused. Drag kings and butches are large part of dyke history.

I thought I would at least get a little sympathy or advice. I don't and cannot afford a therapist.
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>>7710841
Uhh historically because gender roles were so heavily enforced. If you aren't troubled by your body you are not a tranner. If you don't feel like cutting off your breasts and mutilating your arm to have a Franken wiener attached to your crotch will give you peace of mind then you aren't a tranner. You're just depressed due to any number of reasons. I'm sure there's a hotline somewhere you can contact. Cis people do not sympathize with tranners. There are cis people who get over the fact that they're female and learn to love their bodies. As it should be.
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>>7710717
Plenty of people in this thread have sympathized with such sentiments in the past, I apologize that you're currently being attacked by one of our resident radicals.

You don't need to decide whether you're "cis" or "trans" or "non-binary", just find out what makes you happy. If transitioning won't make you happy, then don't do it. If playing a masculine role does make you happy, then do it.
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>>7710955
Fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF TO ACTUALLESBIAND YOU STUPID CUNT TIRED OF YOUR PC BULLLLLSSSSSHHHIIIITTTTT GENDER IS NOT A SPECTRUM YOU DUMB CUNNNNNNTTTTT

kys.
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>>7710955
>decide whether you're cis or trans or non-binary
I'm sorry is gender just what we choose to wear now? We can just decide whether we're cis or not? Are you retarded?
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>>7710955
Thank you very much, Anon. I've been feeling very hopeless about this. I told my father, and he was angry and told me not to think about it.

I realize I'm publicly spaghetti spilling, I just don't want another fucking issue in my life.

>>7710999
>muh pc culture gon' mad
>hurr old dyke yells at cloud
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>>7711038
>told me not to think about it
No, you should definitely think about it and talk to others (though as you can see, this isn't necessarily the best place for that). Don't fall into the trap of feeling like you have to decide on a label and then perform accordingly.
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>>7711087
Kek are there really people that believe they can just pick a label? Words have definitions. I don't know how someone is stupid enough to think they can just pretend words don't have meanings. For once I'm glad trump won. Get rid of these retards.

>>7711038
21 honey. You said "dykes go together with gender confusion because hurr muh old history" Then you want to turn around and call me an "old dyke" for believing you can be OK with your biological sex? Pick a fucking camp, dumbass. I won't subscribe millennial brainwashing.
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>>7710091
Anime seems to like the idea of that as a result of major planet-wide flooding, though there is usually tinkering involved rather than strict adaptation.
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>>7711134
I'm ignoring your responses because I find you about as rewarding to argue with as S or butterfly. You'll either change your mind someday or you won't, and I'll get no say in the matter either way.
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>>7708405
30 minutes north of the border, mami

I'm not brown, fwiw
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>>7711405
>Miami
>not brown
Just stop lying and make it easy on yourself, chica
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Any butch chicks that can point me in the direction of a not-fancy swim top? I had one that sports bra-ish and it's lose forever. Everything I see while shopping makes me want to throw up
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>>7711409
Bitch, I said MAMI
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>>7711416
Wow, am I retarded. Carry on.
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>>7710717

Eh, i've pretended to be a guy on the net before just because its comfy to not deal with the bullshit of OMG R U A GRIL U WAN 2 B GIRLFREN. The orbiting retards get old, fast.

That said, i dont crossdress consciously or anything. So, I guess you've got me there.
If you dont want to actually be a guy though senpai I guess youre just comfy in guy clothes. Cant say it's entirely shocking, theyre comfy as shit if you can get ones that fit right.
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>>7711286
Once you change the entire English language, but until then you are a certified idiot.
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>>7711414
I've always been able to get pretty unembellished ones at the local swimwear specialty places or sports shops.
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>>7711414
could you just wear a decent dark colored sports bra? or would that not be padded enough to cover nip slips?
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>>7709870

You should check out the "history" of tampons -- by which I mean they're prehistoric. There were all sorts of things used as civilizations came and went, but the only thing I remember reading about in ancient Europe was tree bark.
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>>7711414
Just get one of those plain ones you can purchase at like any clothing store. When I didn't want anyone looking at me I wore a rash guard over it.
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>>7711697
Of course it's ancient. It's not some Victorian squeamishness or Catholic guilt trip that invented tampons.
Even cave people knew blood running down your leg was fucking gross and needed to be handled. Free bleeding is the feminist equivalent of shitting yourself and claiming some kind of moral superiority from it.
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>Girl likes my profile on Her
>100% my type, interests in common, etc.
>We talk for a few days, seems to be going well
>Suddenly stops responding to my messages
How do I move on, lesgen?
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>>7711005
Thats what gender intelligence tells me
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>>7711957
Sounds like my online dating experiences.

>How do I move on, lesgen?
Talk to other girls. Eventually you will find one that will stay, right?
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>>7711405
hi chica~
u sound cute

I AM brown, so
yeah
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>>7711957
>>We talk for a few days, seems to be going well
>>Suddenly stops responding to my messages
this happens alot to me, and i do it too.

on her behalf i want to apologize
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>>7706005
I just started boxing. It's p fun. I can't decide what to do about hand callouses. Like usually I've gotten complements from other girls on how soft my hand is. I don't wanna seem like a wimp wearing gloves for simple shit just to avoid callouses but I also don't wanna lose my soft hand skin thing for ya know. Pussy touching.
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>>7712062
>tfw not assigned to border patrol
>tfw never see those trashy, big hipped, push-up bra latinas pressing up against the fence to mock me with obscene gestures and kissy faces
>tfw never oversee construction of the wall, glancing over to the women on the other side rattling off insults in spanish
>tfw never get to my limit of having seen no fellow american women and finally slipping in through a break in the fence
>tfw never sink hands into glorious latina body and have messy, forbidden, frustrated sex
>tfw
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>>7712108
Fuck you, now I'm imagining getting rough handled by a qt.
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>>7712109
holy shit stop.
now I kind of want to do that.

I'm the "tomboy" who posted a pic the other day though lol, so idk if working border patrol would be good for me, hahaha
>>7712108
i'd wear the gloves so i don't fuck up my hands, fuck what anyone else thinks
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>>7712108
Would boxing affect the palms of your hands? I do boxing sometimes and other than messed up knuckles I've never had a problem. Weights on the other hand...

If you're worried about callouses, maybe look into a rough salt rub. I have one from Seacret that makes my hands feel like milk after a few minutes of rubbing.
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>>7712154
It's callouses from the weights and body weight shit but also just the gloves are drying the hell out of my hands.

I'll look into that.

>>7712129
>i'd wear the gloves so i don't fuck up my hands, fuck what anyone else thinks
prob what I'm gonna do

>>7712128
welp hey girl
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At what age do you plan to have babies, lesgen?
You have to have pure daughters, to preserve lesbianism
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am I allowed in here if I'm bi?
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>tfw only men have fat fetishes
>women will never love anything beyond a slightly chubby girl
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>>7712255
27 years
>>7712313
Bishit go out
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>>7712255
Worst art imaginable. I will adopt kids once I'm financially secure with my wife and we have the certainty to commit to a baby.

>>7712318
There's a couple of chubby chasers (not me) here. Women are attracted to every aspect of the female form except for feet or armpits I suspect.
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>>7712318
good thing it's entirely within your control to lose weight

or date other fat lesbians
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>>7712313
Yes.
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>>7712313
yes, just dont mention that you're bi dummy
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>>7712255
Since I was 16 I always had the dream of having daughters of an older woman, when my daughters were born she would congratulate me and kiss me on the forehead for doing a good job
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>>7712313
>>7712372
>>7712381
I'm going to kill you.
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>>7712318
How fat are we talking? Even male fa's have ranges, you know?
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>>7712372
>>7712381
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>>7712459
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>>7712416
How are you going to have daughters? Cloning?
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>>7712459
"bbw"

nothing like >>7712492
definitely bigger
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does anyone here epilate? is it worth the investment into an epilator?
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>>7712519
300lb+? height?
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>>7712492
Oh mama....

>>7712497
While techniques need to be perfected, prediction for genetic children of same-sex parents has been forecasted. Another route is suggested in this article:
http://jme.bmj.com/content/early/2017/01/25/medethics-2016-103863.full

But I'd rather we being constructed an entirely female society.
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>>7712519
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>>7712497
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaguya_(mouse)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Induced_pluripotent_stem_cell
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>>7712557
I tried it, but I have super sensitive skin and it really didn't work out for me. I could deal with the pain, but it took forever AND left my legs looking like shit. Moisturized and exfoliated and everything and still got little red bumps all over.
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>>7712492
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>>7712696
idk about the 3DPD one but this is GOOD TASTE
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>>7712578
much smaller tits, bigger stomach.

>tfw femme as hell and all the fat dykes are butchy

>>7712560
5'3 or 4, 245ish. no tits
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>>7712578
EW no fatties.
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>>7712381
We're all anonymous so what not?

I'm not bi but I'm dating an MTF. So? I'm anon. Next post I'm no different to anyone else again.
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>>7712702
>No tits
What's the point? Lose the weight and you'll probably find you do have them.

>>7712557
Yeah it's worth it. One minute every couple of days and you're sorted.

>>7712416
I get that feeling sometimes. When I see pregnant women I want to know what it feels like. I don't think I'll ever do it, but I wouldn't mind having a kid. I decided a while ago that if I did, I'd like my brother to be the "father" and my partner to carry it.
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>>7712497
>>7712566
>>7712583
Cnemidophorus is a genus of lizards belonging to the Teiidae family, known by the common name of whip tail lizards or the lizards of Sonora and Sinaloa. ... In some of the species of Cnemidophorus there are no males and they reproduce by parthenogenesis.
Do you know which is the only animal that does not need a male to reproduce?

https://youtu.be/2i-78wSw_zo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i-78wSw_zo
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>tried hard to repress gay feelings for so long because i sought a normal life
>being a lesbian seemed very politically-charged: every time you enter a public space lewdly holding hands another girl, you effectively make a political statement
>just want to blend in
>thought i was maybe asexual and sexually incompatible with anyone at all, so i might as well enter in a sexless friendship with a boy, r-right?
>realizing repression does not work and gay feelings always, ALWAYS emerge

well, at least i'm not asexual. I'm glad I can experience sexual feelings finally, self-denial is one hell of a drug. internalized homophobia is realer than i thought.

i'm not worried about the consequences since everyone i know supports me. but i'm just upset that i couldn't harness the power of my mind to enter a life of self-denial. am i so weak that i succumb to gay feelings at the expense of living a "normal" life?

in class today i couldn't help but think about the girl in front of me. i wanted to wrap my arms around her from behind and move the hair from her face and snuggle my face in her shoulder.

sorry for melodramatic diary post, just felt like venting
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>>7712760
>Do you know which is the only animal that does not need a male to reproduce?
Every hermaphrodite species, for starters.
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>>7712696
Why do females love Nozomi? Almost every female out there, gay or not, that I know likes LL always has Nontan as favorite. I don't understand, like, Kussun is cute but Nozomi not actually much, I prefer Eli or Umi or even burd. Can someone explain what do girls find attractive from Nozomi?
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>>7712771
Dummy,The Cnemidophorus lizards are all female
hermaphrodite species are disgusting
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>>7712769
Embrace the gay.
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>>7712835
I will, anon. thank you
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>>7712769
Let's swap. I successfully killed my feelings and now I want them back.
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>>7712822
Nozomi is motherly and she has a fertile body.
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>>7712829
They aren't all female. They're asexual, like amoebae.
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>>7712867
They make an act of coitus
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>>7712822
I like Nozomi because she's chill and not as crazy as the rest of them. The other LLs seem like way too much work.
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>>7712876
>roleplay = sex
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It's funny how little sex lesbians have considering it's the most physically consequence free of all the pairs.
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>>7712885
You are a man ?
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>>7712822
I LOVE NOZOMI
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>>7712928
I love Kasumi's doujins. They are so lewd I can actually masturbate to them.
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I'm thinking of picking up the piano again. Do girls like girls who play the piano? I went into STEM thinking that girls like girls who studied STEM, but it has come to my attention that girls don't actually give a fuck about STEM. Should I try to do damage control by learning a few piano pieces so other girls won't find me lame and boring? What do girls even like? Money?
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>>7712965
>What do girls even like?
cock
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>>7712965
Girls love classy girls that play piano, definitely. I learned this from my onee-sama cartoons.
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>>7712965
If someone told me they'd made all their life choices based on what girls supposedly like, I'd run very fast in the other direction.
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>>7712980
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>>7712965
This >>7712987

This is CIS lesgen, please leave.
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>>7712986
Excellent

>>7712987
That's why you're going to be alone forever

Really though, I didn't pick my major based on what girls liked, but I'm finding that "I can approximate PDEs" didn't have the kind of pull I initially expected when it comes to dating. I just don't want people to write me off because we don't share any interests and I seem "boring" and "lame".
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>>7713021
Do you not have any actual interests?
If someone learns something purely because they think it will impress girls, it usually shows. They're too obviously waiting for approval when they present the fact that they're able to do X or Y thing. Better to just learn to do something that you actually want to do.
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>>7713056
Of course they don't. They're dead inside.
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>>7713056
Vidya anon. PC though, none of that console shit. It's qt when you play candy crush and quirky if you play portal. But then you spend a couple of hours a day on something actually fun and all of a sudden it's "you have a problem" and "do you have any friends". I don't even play much anymore.
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>>7713056
Every work of art, every song, every war, every advancement in technology - all of it is for women. Everything we do is in the hopes of impressing a woman somewhere. My life is solely to find happiness through the love of another woman.
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>>7713097
>Every work of art, every song, every war, every advancement in technology - all of it is for women. Everything we do is in the hopes of impressing a woman somewhere.
saw your post on the front page and just wanted to say knowing this gives me so much dysphoria.
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>>7713089
Are you against dating other nerds or something?

>>7713097
That's so fucking untrue it's not even funny.
Even in the cases where it is true, it's almost always for the sake of a specific woman rather than because the creator thought it would get them mad pussy.
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>>7713176
You often do things without conscious effort. Submit yourself to the superiority of the female form. (Only if you're a girl if you're not please feel free to kill thyself).
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MMA is the best sport
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>>7713190
I'm going to assume this is your usual 5% sincere 95% talking out of your ass.
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>>7713200
Is it something that you ingest? Do you have an off button? Because certainly no one enjoys being around you. Is it a vicious cycle? You're mad because no one can tolerate your shit personality and that further compels you to be autistic? I can't reasonably fathom why someone would consistently be this angry all the time.
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>>7713176
>Even in the cases where it is true, it's almost always for the sake of a specific woman rather than because the creator thought it would get them mad pussy.
so? it's still her femininity that motivated him.
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>>7713176
>Are you against dating other nerds or something?
No, but 90% of them are trannies. I just want another real girl like myself.
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>>7713021
desu if you're excited about something it will go a lot further than anything that you think will impress someone.
especially if you're interested enough to say "no wait this is why it matters" and get really excited about an application of what you're studying.

I do this all the time for my major and it never fails
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>>7713097

I think that's more an insult to how thirsty straight men are than how great women are
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>>7713266
did it work?
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>>7713247
fuck you it's not my fault
i hate this
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>>7713216
Not angry, just callin' it like it is babe.

>>7713219
Please follow the conversation thread back further.

>>7713247
Most people don't find happiness by trying to change themselves into something that they think others will like. Some do, but most just end up crashing after a while or getting all angry and bitter like the "gentlemen" you find harassing women on the internet.

>>7713265
This so much.
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>>7713277
>it's not my fault

Yes it is. Instead of accepting your own biology and dealing with it like an adult, you opted to become a franken thing. Nobody made you transition, that was all you. Now please get out of CIS lesgen.
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>>7713277
hey you, this place is hostile af and your only gonna feel worse if you stay
i recommend you say fuck these toxic bitches and don't look back
you don't need this
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>>7713300
>accepting your own biology and dealing with it like an adult
and do what?
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>>7713319
shes just tryna get u to leave by bein vicious
your not going to have a good conversation
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>>7713316
>this place is hostile
This is 4chan and CIS lesgen. If you are trans, you should not be here. If you cannot handle people saying things you don't like, please go to tumblr or facebook where you can block people you don't like. Aren't trannies supposed to be smart? It's always the trannies crying about people being "mean" and "toxic", you never hear about it from lesbians even when the rest of this board is occasionally lesbiphobic as hell. Now get out please.
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Gf wants to try anal on me but i have a shitty digestive system so doesn't appeal to me. Help.
I think she would love it. Like she would probably want me to do haram things to her butt which I would love to if she likes it. But being on the receiving end makes me nervous.
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I'm just watching The X-Files for the first time and good lord is Scully hot.
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>>7713319
And be the man you were supposed to be. You are not a woman, stop trying to be a woman and stop trying to get everyone to play along with your delusions then throwing a tantrum when they won't. Now go away please, this is not your general.
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>>7713344
Im an idiot and forgot the picture as proof.
Seriously, I can barely focus on the paranormal shenanigans because of her.
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>>7713334
im cis u retard, im warning him about the shit here
wtf you talkin about, ppl here complain all the time
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>>7713358
fuck sorry abt misgender, i am drunk and the other anon kept using male words
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>>7713358
>im cis

sure you are, hon.

You never hear lesbians crying about trannies or gay men being "mean" in any other general or any other thread. Not once in all the times have we complained when pol comes trolling with their misogynistic crap. Yet the moment someone doesn't want a tranny it's "fuck u!" and "toxic!" Why does a tranny feel entitled to female spaces? Because it is male. Now go and stay go.
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>>7713316
or what? they'll make me feel worthless? waste of effort.

>>7713345
>And be the man you were supposed to be.
what does that mean
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>>7713377
>what does that mean
It means stop being mad when lesbians won't date you. Lesbians don't date men. This should not come as a shock to you.
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>>7713375
different tone same whining
want me to point it ojt to u next t me?

>>7713377
stop self-falgellating, not good for u
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>>7713389
>want me to point it ojt to u next t me?
No, anon, I want you to go and take your tranny with you.
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>>7713396
not happneing im alwys here
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>>7713382
i'm not mad lesbians won't date me i'm just sad i'm not a real girl too

>>7713389
visiting /lgbt/ at all makes sad.
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>>7713411
>i'm just sad i'm not a real girl too
You're not a girl period. Stop being sad about reality, go get some medication for that. Stop trying to be something you're not and embrace who you truly are. We don't get to choose the hand we're dealt and we definitely shouldn't go around throwing a tantrum when the game doesn't go our way. Grow up.
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>>7713411
this palce is pretty fuckin sad
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>>7713411
Hey, it's okay.

Just disregard these bitter dykes. This is a female space, but for all intents and purposes, you're a female. I don't have a single issue with trans people, and you guys get enough abuse and hurt as it is.

Welcome, anon. I guess just don't mention you're a tranny lest ye olde dyke wrath.
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>>7713433
>but for all intents and purposes, you're a female
For what intents and purposes, exactly?
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>>7713422
>>7713438
What he is, is a she. We've bred trans rats, and found the trans brain to be structurally similar to the opposite sex.

It isn't a tantrum, it isn't a minor thing. It isn't wanting to be something you're not.
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>>7713422
>Stop trying to be something you're not and embrace who you truly are.
how do i do that?

>>7713427
>>7713433
i don't really belong here but thank you for being nice.
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>>7713460
there are already stealth mtf and bi ppl, no one gets mad if everyone just talks about lesbian stuff
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>>7713460
>how do i do that?
By not trying to be a girl. Be a man, accept it when people tell you you are a man. Stop being sad that you aren't a girl. You won't be happier as a girl because the problem isn't being a man, it's you.

>>7713444
Trans brains are structurally in-between the sexes, not "similar to the opposite sex". This is not unique to trans brains. Most brains fall in between the sexes structurally speaking because brains do not have sexual structures. Stop spreading misinformation, thanks.
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>>7713499
Do you have any LGBT friends irl?
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>>7713499
This isn't misinformation. Your pop psych "in between sexes" bullshit is..
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>>7713517
Yup, no trannies, though

>>7713528
http://www.pnas.org/content/112/50/15468
>"Our study demonstrates that, although there are sex/gender differences in the brain, human brains do not belong to one of two distinct categories: male brain/female brain. "
nope, try again, darling
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>>7713269
Men are tools. Disposable, expendable, forgettable tools. Women are the motivators of which society is built. It's not our fault that nature chose us to improve things simply by existing.

>>7713499
Stop responding to it. It feeds off attention. Ugh men are pathetic.
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>>7713488
i'm never going have lesbian stuff to talk about because i'll be alone.

>>7713499
>Be a man,
i am male. what else do i have to do?

>Stop being sad that you aren't a girl. You won't be happier as a girl because the problem isn't being a man, it's you.
i can't change me so what good is that?
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>>7713585
>tranny pretending to be a man-hating lesbian
cute, except not really. Get that self-loathing checked out and also >>/mtfg/
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>>7713583
it's almost like there's a spectrum :^)
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>>7713589
>i am male. what else do i have to do?
Stop coming to the lesbian general, stop pretending to be a girl, stop complaining about other people not calling you a girl

>i can't change me so what good is that
what's good is that you can stop being a burden on other people. It's the least you could do, really.
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>>7713600
A spectrum on which 90% of the brain falls in between the two. Almost like it's not a very reliable way of determining "male" and "female".
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>>7713589
>i'll be alone.
welcome to the club sis
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>>7713596
Let me teach you something that maybe your feeble, male brain might comprehend - tranners are men. Also, you revealed yourself by adding "mtfg". No one calls it that here. You'd know that if you had a uterus I guess?
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>>7713583
>Yup, no trannies, though
Shocking, truly. So, what, one gay man?
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>>7713629
>No one calls it that here.
Gretchen, stop trying to make "mtt" happen.
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>>7713630
Two, but they're really flamboyant so we don't have much in common.
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>>7713636
That's already a thing. I don't get why you keep adding these names to your post...do you think it's cute? Is this what guys think is cute? This is why people hate you tranners.
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>>7713646
>I don't get why you keep adding these names to your post.
Seriously?
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>>7713596
wait so is man-hating or misogyny self-hatred for us? because i see people say both.

>>7713604
if you aren't telling me how to be happy male don't blame me when i'm not.

>>7713619
oh
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>>7713645
kek
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>>7713589
>i can't change me so what good is that?
Yes, you fucking can. You cannot become a cis female, but you most definitely can change your mentality. Go to therapy, take those pills, work towards accepting yourself. It's possible, you know.
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>>7713669
>if you aren't telling me how to be happy male don't blame me when i'm not.
It comes from acceptance. Accept that you are a man and not a "girl". Let go of what you cannot change: your sex; and try to fix what you can: your attitude.
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Will you fucking drop it
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>>7713669
>oh
we're all here bc we're broken in some wy or another
don't listen to any anonymous who tells you different
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>tfw lonely and nobody to talk to and the discord link is expired
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Trannies have all board to themselves and still come here. Back the fuck off degenerates.
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>>7713690
>>7713693
>Go to therapy,
you know that's the first step to transition, right?

>acceptance
i'm not able to do that. it's like asking you to abandon your sexuality or live as a man. that's not my attitude. it's what i'm capable of.

>>7713737
how are you broken, nice anon?
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>>7713755
lol
why are we so fucking pathetic. goddammit
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>>7713808
just recently broke up and its 2am and I can't sleep and the silence is killing me
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>>7713806
>how are you broken, nice anon?
kind of u to ask but that is a long story and i am abt to pass out
i hope you have an okay night and find happiness someday
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>>7713828
you too anon. goodnight.
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>>7713806
>you know that's the first step to transition, right?
Yes, and also the first step to curing mental issues, such as depression and body dysmorphia. And I don't give a damn, transition and cut your body as much as you like, that won't make you a cis female, nothing will, and deep down you know it yourself too. You have really no options here. Either you learn to accept and love yourself and find happiness, or you don't. I'm saying this for your sake, you know. I have always been boyish and tall, and I used to hate myself for that. Guess what? I went to therapy, dealt with my depression and issues, and now I love myself as I am. I would still like to be qt and feminine, but that's not who I am, and there's nothing I can do. What my body looks like doesn't and shouldn't have to have anything to do with my happiness. You'll have to grow up and learn this as well if you want to be truly happy one day.

What I don't understand is that you have to bring discussion like this to cis lesbian threads. There are tons of trans discussion threads up, you know, if we wanted to discuss those topics we'd go there. As long as I'm concerned, guys are welcome to lurk or join discussion if they have something relevant to say, but derailing threads with endless baiting and trans stuff really gets on my nerves.
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>>7713863
>And I don't give a damn, transition and cut your body as much as you like, that won't make you a cis female, nothing will, and deep down you know it yourself too.
i do know that.

>Guess what? I went to therapy, dealt with my depression and issues, and now I love myself as I am.
how did you start loving yourself?
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>>7711957
Maybe she just got busy. Wait a few days and message her again?
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>>7713870
How did I learn to love myself? I could write whole book about my journey... It's not that easily explained. But the main key is just to realize that your happiness and love for yourself, and the image you have of your body and how it should be, those are completely separate issues. Ultimately it all boils down to decision. You decide to love yourself, despite your flaws and weaknesses. Yes, and I know very well, it doesn't seem that simple. There's no way you could just "decide" to love yourself! If someone had told me this back then, I'd have never believed them. But it is possible. Find a good therapist, and decide that you want to be happy. That's the first step. The journey will be long and hard... But coming to love yourself this way is indeed possible.

Six or seven or so years ago one therapist I talked to said to me that she had never met a person who hated themselves more than I did. I felt like I didn't deserve any human rights, that killing myself would be best thing i could do for the whole world, that just my existence alone was a sin I could never atone. And right now year of therapy later, I love myself. I'm ugly, I'm too tall and my shoulders are wide, and I still look like a man when I tie my hair back. I will never find a girlfriend, I will never have any friends due to my social issues, and will most definitely die alone, but despite all that I can definitely, without doubt, say that I love myself. And I might just be the happiest person in the whole world.
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>>7713922
"years of therapy".
Forgot the s. Big difference...
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>>7713922
thank you anon. i do love myself in some ways, so that's not unbelievable.

>I will never find a girlfriend, I will never have any friends due to my social issues,
why not? what are your social issues? why did you hate yourself, besides your body?
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>>7713952
Good to hear.

How come you are so interested? Not that I mind talking about it...
Well, for me it was depression. As a kid I was as happy as could be. I thought I was ugly and even as a little girl I thought I looked like an ugly man. But as long as I wasn't looking at mirror I didn't mind: I was happy playing outside, running in the woods and doing things I loved, mostly alone by myself.

And bang, everything changed when I hit puberty. Suddenly I realized I was all alone. And for the first time I tried to contact people... I had "friends", people to be with, but I didn't have anyone I could truly trust or say I was close to. And when I tried... I failed. Miserably... Things happened, I made mistakes, and ended up realizing that other people didn't see me as I saw myself. That I had been wrong. I wasn't worth anything, I didn't deserve to be happy, I wasn't deserving of any love, from anyone. I will remember it forever, that feeling of shame that flushed over me back then... That's when I decided that I was the lowest, that I had no right to be loved and nobody, including myself, parents, god, loved me. Few years after I was diagnosed with a serious depression, and couldn't think about anything else than killing myself.

Even though I'm over it now, some issues still remain. I am still unable to feel "love" normally. I still cannot accept that someone could love me. As result, even though I love someone, I cannot accept their love. I cannot trust people. Can you call it a friendship if the love and trust isn't mutual? There's a wall between me and the world, a wall I can't climb. And it's been there my whole life, it's not result of the depression entirely. Of course I'm trying to make friends, but to this day I have yet to make a single one, so I am not very hopeful. But yeah, I'm happy, so it doesn't matter that much if I keep failing. I've accepted that I will be alone, and it's ok.
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>>7713922
im 185cm, fugly and look like a man no matter what, even i had a gf
don't be so pessimistic anon
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>>7714058
Thanks. We'll all make it, one day...
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>>7714026
>How come you are so interested?
i like hearing about people. i compare it all to my own life.

it's sad that you can't even feel hopeful about not being alone. i feel lonely too and i am learning to live with it too, and the other thing. and it's good that you can feel happy anyway, although it's tragic that you need to.
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>>7714072
Yeah. But it really doesn't feel too lonely, because I have a lot of things I like to do alone. Right now I'm so caught up with my work I wouldn't even have time for relationships.

But the point being: there are things you can nothing but accept. But this isn't, as everyone seems to think, necessarily so bad thing. It's too bad you can't have all you want, be it friends, right kind of body, good health, or girlfriend, but instead of crying over it you can always be grateful of the things you have. For me at least, this is what brings me through even the darkest days.
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>>7714114
you are right. i'll try to have your attitude. thank you.
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>>7714124
:)
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JUST FINISHED THE HANDMAIDEN


I regret not having watched it sooner
my fucking god what a great movie it was

first a heist!
then a betrayal!
then pure lesbian romance!!

they did the guy kind of dirty though, they didn't need to send him upstream like that with the uncle
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I have it so bad for my lesbian friend and she's shown interest in sleeping with me and has made out with me a couple times but I don't know if she actually likes me or if she just wants to fuck a girl. After kissing me one night she told me to wait while she bought another girl a drink. Feels bad.
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>>7706268
I have small scars and burns on my body from work and growing up. No scars on my face b-but I have freckles.
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Posting the best lesbian movie of 2017. With an actual happy ending with a cucked former bf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4kpVO56OBU
>I'm a slut for good lesbian movies which sadly don't exist
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>>7714390
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
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>>7714411
Sucks to be you, then. No lesbian cuteness for you!
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>>7712416
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>>7713517
Nope. I know a lot of people but none I'd really call friends except maybe one guy but he was super friendly with everyone. I generally try stay away from the "community" because of all the bullshit politics that goes with it.

I actually don't have many friends at all... I can't remember the last time I went out with a group.
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>>7714359
> I don't know if she actually likes me or if she just wants to fuck a girl

Hi there, goldstar lezbos! Just wanted to remind you, in case you haven't shed your daily bitter tears over your past or present bi crushes yet.

As for the rest lurking here, have a nice day!
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A grill asked me if I would like to see her collection of qt socks.

She wants the V, doesn't she?
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I made a new friend and bonded with someone I actually like today for the first time in forever! Conversation was going great, both genuinely interested in learning more about each other, I haven't had a female friends in ages and I've really missed it, I was excited but...

Ugh. She basically asked me if I thought gay people were real or if the media influences people and gay people are just trying to be edgy or unique. She asked with total honesty, said she doesn't really have an opinion (she doesn't know I'm gay, topic wasn't related to me at all). We talked about it for a bit and she clearly doesn't have any malicious feelings, it was just genuine ignorance and lack of exposure to information, but it kind of... really bummed me out. For the first time in a while I meet this really cool person and make a friend but she's like... neutral on the existence of gay people? I'm too tired to talk about that. She also said some weird stuff about how all her gay male friends and that gay men seem to be wealthy and never have problems in their relationships. Again, clearly not coming from a bad place, just lack of experience. She's foreign so her culture may play a role in her world view. I don't see myself coming out to her any time soon, if we continue to talk, because I don't want to be a "specimen" or interesting piece of data.

TL;DR- Finally made a new friend, asked me if gays are a fake meme, I'm tense.
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I'm 5'9", not ugly, relatively okay looking, sort of exotic (Native American/Somalian) but I'm so fucking awkward and autistic that it's hard for me to make friends, let alone talk to girls.

All I do is avoid confrontations with attractive girls, even when they go out of their way to speak to me. This is leftover autism from my elementary/middle school days, when I was fucking weird and bullied to all hell.

In Uni now, first year, but I just don't know how to interact with them. I'm a fine arts major so contact is inevitable, but ay lmao, I'm doing my best.
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Are you ready for the first female president, dykegen?
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>>7710548
It's cool, diaper babe
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>>7711838
No one here is advocting free bleeding.
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>>7715066
lol
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>>7715066
I do not believe for a moment that this country would have ANY female in the oval office. Youre fucking retarded if you do.
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>>7714999
I would date you, anon. I'm sure I'm not the only one who would. Good luck
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>>7714772
Yeah that sucks anon.. I wouldn't tell her anytime soon either.
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>>7715066
I don't want shillary to be the first female president desu.
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>>7715171
Women are far too smart. We like pulling the strings without getting any backlash. Like the head of the federal reserve.
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Vagina.

>>7715451
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>>7715254
Thanks man. :)
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>>7712965
I have money, my own apartment, and a good career and girls still don't want me.
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Any girls here from Western Canada? /AB/ here
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>>7716736
There are a couple BCfags.
You might have better luck if you hop over to the fresh thread >>7715451
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