/gaygen/ Gay General - Thirst Edition

>>7701471
i'm not a virgin
haven't had sex in a couple years
totally cool with it

Discord server
https://discord.gg/BsqdA

>>7701481
same 2bh

thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfvni1gIwQk

>>7701471
OP here, but does anyone know the sauce on this .gif?

Here is your reply. Gibe abs

>>7701594
i saw the vid on tumblr a few days ago, it's austin wolfe but idr who his co-star is and i can't find it sry

>>7701594
it's a disappointing scene don't bother 2bh

>>7701471
I've sucked dicks but never anything anal. Does that still mean I'm a virgin or no?

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>tfw falling in love with your straight crush
Someone tell me to stop please.

>>7702067
stop

>>7701471
I'm not a virgin and it's been a few months since I've had sex, which isn't that long. I haven't had a bf in 5 years though.
>>7701816
Not a virgin imo

>>7702067
You clearly don't care about your own wellbeing/feelings so why should we?

>>7701816
You've never been a virgin.

>>7702067
I can't. Personality is infinitely more valuable thank apprearance

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>>7702078
>You clearly don't care about your own wellbeing/feelings so why should we?
Ouch, babe.
>>7702072
ty
>>7702087
Exactly.
He's not easy on the eyes.

>>7702067
How do you know he's straight? He could be bi.

>>7702107
bi people are a myth capitalists use to justify being such cunts 2bh

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>>7702107
He loves to make it known that he's straight on a semi regular occurrence.

>>7702138
>feels the need to announce his straightness
repression 101, you probably have a chance

>>7702145
>setting up another anon like this
tsk

>>7702147
i already told him not to
but that's suspicious behavior

Am I autistic, /gaygen/? Anytime I'm in a group chat, people always ignore me. Is it because whatever I message doesn't go with the flow?

>>7702138
What would you say to him if you knew he would be interested?

>>7702150
i mean breeders are generally v suspect

>>7702154
you most likely are but not because of group chats ignoring you

>>7702154
It's probably just not interesting to them. Be more interesting.

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>>7702114
>le capitalism is evil meme
>>>/tumblr/

>>7702154
i always feel like this so i avoid group chats
they make me feel unpopular and unwanted
it's easier to drum up attention on here anyway

>>7702166
>le
>cant take banter in 2017
>>>/r/eddit
and stay there next time :3

>>7702155
Probably something along the lines of
>"Ay I like suckin dicks and would be down if we didn't make things weird."
While I did finger guns and *winked* in my well know droky style.

>>7702174
anon, no bullying allowed, this is a christian image board!

>trading nudes with guy from france
>none of us have english as first language
>"wow what a big shot"
>"for you"
>realized i said the meme
>start laughing like a idiot
>wake roomate

wew

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>>7702223

>>7702223
>trading nudes
>realized i said the meme
honestly gramps its time to quit

>>7702242
im 22 fampai
2 months of not leaving my room[spoiler]depression meme[/spoiler],i felt lonely...

>>7702251
>22
yikes
12 years past gay death
must suck 2 b u

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>>7702271
>gay death
>being attracted to twinks

>>7702291
gay death isn't about twinks desu
it's about the simple fact all gays die after a certain age (in this case 10) not because of aesthetic, but because they literally lose their souls

ofc all of this goes above your head because you're too much of a fucking retard to comprehend transcendent intelligence or humor of any sort, due to gay death

ez pz
you'll always be sleazy
so kys kys
and put everyone in bliss

>>7702316
>/pol/ shitpost
and i thought we were the mentally disabled ones eh

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How can one man be so perfect?

>>7702339
>/pol/ shitpost
>he actually believes this
no wonder you're alone though...
no sense of humor
no intelligence
lack of beauty
tsk tsk!

im beautiful, funny, and intelligent, i just lack humility
guess that's my flaw teehee! :3

>>7702359
also his wife is a funny qt so i aint even mad

>>7702360
take your meds my man

>>7702372
>women
>funny
lel

>tfw can drink a fifth of vodka and get marginally tipsy
Huh.

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>>7702359
He looks better chubby.

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>>7702593
I like him where he's halfway between chubby and fit

Does being circumcised affect anal?

>>7702642
>halfway between chubby and fit
the definition of perfection tbhfam

>>7701471
I'm definitely more of a top but also shut in aspie neet so...

>>7702154
I've said things in the discord and nobody's replied but I think it just wasn't important
>same as everything I say

>>7702067
Join the dark side.

>>7701471

Last got fucked on December 6th 2016.

Feeling pretty thirsty, but I have a boytoy lined up for me when I go to university in a couple of months so I don't feel too bad.

do gay guys actually watch yaoi, or is it just something girls do?
if you do watch it, what series did you like in particular??

>>7703810

I watched Yuri On Ice and liked it, but I can't stand any other yaoi-type stuff.

>>7701471
Not a virgin, but not laid in a while reporting in

Feeling really thirsty. For some reason really itching to get with an older guy again, can't stop thinking about it.

>tfw have semi-attractive twink body
>decide to get big instead
>gain a tiny bit of weight
>panic and slim back down to twink

Every time. I feel like maybe i should just stick to my natural strengths and stay small.

>>7703810
>do gay guys actually watch yaoi
yes.
Actually I read it.
>what series did you like in particular?
The actual porn shit.

>>7703870

t. person who doesn't know what "in particular" means

>>7702642
chubby chris pratt was always the best pratt

>>7703893
t. google

Is there a lot of french anon here ? I love the idea of having a gaygen discord, but speaking english can get quite exhausting... Would a french gaygen discord work ?

>friend wants to come over and watch super bowl
>neither of us like football

I'm getting fucked again aren't I?

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>posting in the wrong thread
fuck

>had itches since last november all over my body, pic related
>think I have chronic urticaria or scabies or dermatitis
>so did the first few doctors I talked to
>meet another doctor this week
>he says it's plain eczema/dry skin
>he prescribes me some locoid/hydrocortisone "cream"
>use it on hands where the itch is the worst
>itch disappears after a day
huh, I never thought eczema could last that long

>>7704107
probs

>>7704197
Goddammit this is so confusing. He said we can't fool around anymore, gets a girlfriend, breaks up with her a month ago and now he does shit like this.

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>>7704290
>>7704107
I don't understand why you people are so self-destructive.

>>7704290
'''str8''' boys are way too retarded to even bother with 2bh

>>7703100
being circumcised affects all sexual activities but not to a considerable degree, so doesn't matter

>>7704426
>but not to a considerable degree
you don't know what you're talking about

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I can't decide which language to learn, someone help me out.

>Russian
I really like the way Russian sounds, and some of my favourite books are translated from Russian, it would be amazing to read them as they were intended to be written.

>Japanese
I like a lot of Japanese music and also it would be cool to be able to post on Futuba or 2ch. I'm a little bit concerned people might think I'm a weeb, but maybe I'm worrying too much about what others think.

>Chinese
I have a lot of friends in Hong Kong and might try living there some day. It would be cool to speak the language, even if it is pretty English-friendly compared to the rest of the country.

So what do you reckon? Which one should I try to learn?

>>7704462
Personally, I'm learning Japanese right now, have been for 2 years now, so I have bias. Japanese grammar is actually pretty easy, it's just the homophones and kanji that are annoying.

Overall I'm really enjoying learning it.

>>7704462
how about none since English is the only language you ever need to know.

>>7704431
stay pressed you're dick obsessed

>>7704462
learn all of them based on what applies to you most
your language skills deteriorate rapidly when you don't use them so learn whatever you're going to be doing a lot of
from the sounds of it, probably chinese should be first

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>>7704499
left wing scum

>>7704504
i wonder how those same posters felt about the 'jesus was an immigrant' banners flying over certain parts of america desu neko chan

>>7704492
hurr durr maybe because theres more to life than just doing the bare essentials?

>>7704492
English is a shit language though.
>though thought tough through thorough

>>7702495
You are a true alcoholic and/or a huge fat fuck.

>>7704518
You thought it was thoroughly tough to get through a tunnel though.

>>7702291
>being attracted to twinks

It sucks. But as I get older it is not changing much...

Now I'm 30 and guys no older than 25 arouse me.

>tfw you cant go on a date with random gays anymore because they all have their own youtube channels these days

>saw my crush again today

aAAAaaAAaAaAaaAaAaaAAAAAAA

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>>7704558
>haven't seen him in 3 years
>feelings won't go

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>>7704541
how does that prevent you from dating them?
are you afraid they will talk about you?

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>>7704558
>haven't seen him in 2 years
>feelings gone
>nice

>>7704579
Not him, but I wouldn't want that. I'd like to keep my personal life private, and youtubers seem to want it all out in the open.

>>7704579
yeah like even if the date goes well they're still going to talk about you because that's their 'job', and ofc they have to exaggerate things because otherwise viewers won't care

id rather date a twitch streamer over a youtuber 2bh

I haven't had sex till last Winter, but losing my virginity actually made me have less interest in sex. Cos I crossed off the list.
Honestly, I am prolly gon be dry for a while.

>>7704462
Why would you possibly court advice here for such a long-term decision? It's a lot of commitment to learn a language.

someone repost discord invite.

>>7704358
I don't either. I'm probably still going to do it, though.

>>7704426
I'm pretty closeted myself. Neither of us are in a place and/or with family that would be okay with us coming out.

there's 5 or 6 actual trannies near me on grindr
why is this allowed?

honestly sometimes it's like is suicide even really that bad like ultimately isn't it a blessing

Does anyone here have an insanely short refractory period after sex? I'm asking for a friend.

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>>7704822

my ex-FWB once fucked me (and came) 3 times in a 1 hour period

i was super impressed t b h

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>>7704683
>being this dumb

you can filter people by tribe

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>>7704822
>insanely short

10 minutes is average for young men.
if a man is taking steroids it is shorter.
i'm guessing ftms have short ones as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-41zNoRO1sI

post sad gay songs

>tfw inviting some random probably straight guy over to fix my computer
how do I seduce him

>>7704853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6qlLJp53EM

>>7704830
>>7704836
Mine is pretty much nonexistent. As soon as it's over I almost always want to go again and sometimes I'm still kind of turned on, but it's embarrassing to ask to get fucked twice in a row.

>>7704857
have gay porn in a tab and when hes done fixing it say that your low in cash and that if theres any other way to pay him.

>>7704872
brilliant

Sometimes when my straight friend is near me and looks me in the eye I have to control myself not to kiss him. I usually look away immediately and start shaking a lot
I wonder if he notices how uncomfortable I get and I wonder if one day I won't be able to contain myself

>>7704875
he can tell you have aspergers

>>7704875
probably suspects it at one point or another.

also im in the same situation with my roommate and his brother is gay so he's definitely in the know

>>7704892
lmao
that he knows

>>7704894
I mean he knows I'm a fag
I just dont want him to think there's a sexual tension

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>>7704558
>>7704576
>>7704581
tfw never had a crush or anything...ever

>>7704872
>bow chicka wow wow

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>>7704900
>I just dont want him to think there's a sexual tension
>I usually look away immediately and start shaking a lot

wew lad

>>7704931
idk how to be friends with an attractive guy

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>>7704937
well then practice being friends with an unattractive guy (or a girl) and then work your way up to attractive guys.
it's like learning how to ride a bike.
way easier with training wheels.

>>7704830
That doesn't seem super impressive.

>>7704872
Classic.

>>7704937
stop putting them on a pedestal
was pretty easy for me to be around 11/10s because they always ended up being real fucking insecure

>>7704937
this >>7705043
dehumanization is always the answer

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>>7705053
yes.
just focus on their flaws.
i actually turn it into a game.

>don't be gay dude just be straight
how do you respond?

>>7705703
tell him to try being gay and let you know how easy it is to do so

>>7705703
punch him in the face

>>7705703
I accept the lovely lady he provides me and breed 4 kids before divorcing her and continue fucking twinks

>>7705703
"How can I ever be straight with such a gorgeous stud like you around?"

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>eh I can't really go out, trying to save money for trip out of the country
>drives 7 hours to boston and p[laces bets on the super bowl

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>>7705770
pic related
>>7705780
yeah I'd say something like "gonna fuck your girl then"

then I'd tip my fedora and proceed to cuck him

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>>7705703

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I was turned downed by a wheelchair guy today

>>7705867
LMAOO
i cant

>>7705796
he just doesnt wanna hang out w/ u

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>>7705867
>turned down

He is probably impotent and you triggered his anxieties.
But, yeah, tell yourself it's all about you.

>>7705900
Then why would he be in grindr?
His info listed bar trivia which I enjoy and he's looking for a partner but then started asking me really difficult questions and then he's looking for someone on that level

>>7705913
LMAO it gets better

>>7705900
this is why you're alone 2bh

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Why do bi guys always end up with women

>>7705921
because they only ever actually get with men because HERPADERPA BROMANCE XD
they were never actually attracted to [[[men]]]

>>7705913
so you got turned down and called unintelligent?

>>7705921
I imagine because it's easier/ more socially acceptable

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Which Mac is the sexiest Mac?

I like smart Mac

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>>7705921
because gay guys can see through their lying, cheating bullshit

>>7705980
Kinda. He didn't know either but he wanted to pair with someone who did. Like an intellectual sugar daddy

>>7705982
both fat and smart mac

>>7706001
>intellectual sugar daddy
LMAO

I like listening to my sexy neighbor talk through the wall. How creepy out of 10?

>>7706001
>He didn't know either
What questions?

>>7706016

like 10
fucking neck yourself you weirdo creep

>>7705982
Why did he get so fat? Around what season?

>>7705703
Teleport behind him

>>7706016
Depends, was he intentionally singing loudly?

>>7706051

it was for a running gag in the 7th season, parodying how actors on other shows can massively change appearance between seasons (see: Chandler getting and then recovering from a heroin addiction during Friends)

the actor said that the 6 months he spent getting fat for the role were the hardest 6 months of his life

>>7706020
Stuf like when did the Spanish civil war end, the tallest point in Portugal, or the winner of literary prizes in the 50s

>>7706069
yikes

>>7705982
I have not seen any always sunny

>>7706016
are you right up against the wall with a glass or...?

>>7706069
some people know things like this, like something will come up and it'll remind me of some unimportant fact about it, don't know any of those though

>am I the only brit on here? It's always so quiet during the day for me

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>>7705921
>try to court a bi guy for years
>he just dates girls
>he starts to warm up to my advances after years of dating nothing but girls
>turn flirting with him up to eleven
>find the fattest girl I can and start "dating" her
>really rub it in the bi guy's face, he's visibly jealous
>he fucking loses it one night and calls me a loser and a faggot in front of all my friends while tearing up
>he storms out all teary eyed
>missionaccomplished.webm
>tell the girl to get lost because didn't give a shit about her in the first place
>still don't know what happened to the guy
>never saw the girl again either
>cock is still hard from putting disgusting "people" in their place

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>>7705913
>he's looking for a partner
>you wanted a one night stand

found your problem.
you probably came across as high-maintenance and bitchy.
that's how you seem to me and i've only read two of your posts.
anyway, get over it and move on.
why do you want to be with someone in a wheelchair?
he could probably sense that you would never love him enough to change his diapers.

>>7705982
i never thought i'd say this but i think the fat guy is hotter.

>>7706102
I have mixed feelings over this post.

>>7706125
don't lead guys on then

>>7702360
i can always tell when this poster shitposts and its annoying
please use a trip so i can filter you

>>7704462
each of those are some of the hardest languages
i'd go with chinese since its the easiest of the bunch

>>7705780
>fucking twinks
bad post

>>7705921
(((bi guys)))

>>7706104
you come off as real aggressive for no reason
is there something wrong anon?

I wish i didn't find white guys hot

>>7706102
A horrible part in me hopes this is true after having "bi guys" shit on my feelings twice. But I know that's just me being bitter.

>>7706143
No I meant I'm all for cruel vengeance on biscum, cheaters and other unfaithful scum, but somehow the whole
>he left the room almost crying
slightly touched my usually armor plated heart and I almost felt a little pity for the biscum.

>>7706160
white doesnt exist
~fr33 ur m1nd~

>>7706162
all true
>>7706166
>almost crying
teary eyed means crying

>>7703870
I do. I love them. Are you asking for recommendations? Because I have tons to recommend.

>>7706175
>teary eyed means crying
I always made the distinction between watery eyes crying and actual "completely ruining your makeup" crying.
Guess I was just being retarded all my life.

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GUYS

if you havent tried masturbating with ice yet, you HAVE to try it

scoop some of the icepowder out of the freezer and put it on your nips and just above your dick so it drips down your body as it melts

then while masturbating w/ one hand, dip your free hand into a cup of ice and then finger yourself

its fucking MIND BLOWING
holee shit

>>7706058
Nah, he's just on the phone all the time for some reason and he talks really loud.

>>7706095
Today was the first day I've actually considered leaving a glass handy by the spot where I usually put my ear up against the wall.

>>7706176

not him but please recc me one

>>7701471
Still a virgin at 21. I am in this slump where the only gay people I know are from support/political lgbt groups and are complete sluts or really weird, obviously there are normal gays out there hiding along with the rest of the normies but I can't find any. All I want is someone who will stay monogamous with me while we're together (however short or long that is) and someone with basic communication skills.

I have completely shit gaydar when it comes to meeting other guys "in the wild." I always end up flirting with other guys from my college until I'm sure they're at least a little gay, then I ask them out and like fucking clockwork they're always straight. Every fucking time. Pretty sure they just flirt back with me because I look fairly androgynous and they like the attention.

I am going clubbing with one of the most "normal" gays I know this weekend, he's a cool guy but a complete manwhore and has cheated on his bf before (his bf knows and forgave him). Everytime he gets drunk he gets super clingy and I'm worried he's going to get sloshed and try to get into my pants. I won't touch him with a 10 foot pole, especially since the guy he cheated on with his bf turned out to be poz, fucking karma amiright.

>>7706209
>I am going clubbing with one of the most "normal" gays I know this weekend
Day 32

I am going 'clubbing' with one of these 'humans'. Why do they enjoy clubbing seals? I just don't get it. More analysis needed.

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>>7706209
I know almost exactly that feel.

>>7706209
>I look fairly androgynous
this is actually why the only gays you know are complete sluts or really weird

>>7706194
I don't really give a shit about women so it's all the same to me

>>7705982
fat is objectively the best
sorry i dont make the rules

>>7701471
hello gay men

what do yall think about feminine penis

>>7706294
no thank you

>>7706294
delete it fat

>>7706299
describe what goes through your mind when you think of feminine penis?

All I want is /fit: bf who's bigger than me who can hold and spoon me
Ill do whatever they want me to
>dress up however you want me to
>cook for you
>suck you whenever you want it
>even while you vidya or watch anime
Im 5'7 have pretty narrow shoulders and am pretty young (not underage) and have heard that I have a really cute smile

Sorry for the blog post Im just feeling kinda lonely atm

>>7706320
this is why you're alone

>>7706320
would you take hormones to get your cute fit bf?

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>Exhaust my porn collection after a recent breakup
>Friend reminds me of xhamster
>turn my bed into a waterbed

>>7706320
you sound like a bitch

no self respecting gay man wants a bitch

>>7706209
are you me

>>7706334
>xhamster
>not just having your own private porn server that automatically torrents the latest shit
idk mang

>tfw have learned gay men do not like feminine penis

>>7706334
I don't understand, you mean you filled your mattress with water?

>>7706350
LMAO

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>>7706207
>“Umibe no Étranger” & it's sequel, “Harukaze no Étranger” by Kii Kanna
The story follows Shun, a gay novelist who has been estranged from his family, and Mio, a boy who is always looking at the sea. One day, Shun decides to speak to the lonely Mio. The two become friends, but Mio has to leave for college. Three years later, Mio returns, proclaiming his love to Shun.

>“Never Understand / Out of Control” by Bbong
The story follows Jaemin, an "ugly" high schooler, and his relationship with Yuri, the most handsome and popular guy in school.

>“Welcome to Room 305!” by WANAN
Unlike the previous stories, "Welcome to Room 305!" is not a BL. It's a cute, and sometimes tragic, comedy that follows Kim Jyun Hyun, a homophobic college freshman, and his misadventures with his super gay roommate, Kim Homo.

My husbando (pic related) is from this series. As you can tell, he is very cute.

>“Killing Stalking” by Koogi
Yoon Bum, a college student with an obsessive complex, begins to stalk Sangwoo to the point of breaking into his apartment. However, Bum soon discovers that Sangwoo harbors his own dark secret.

Spoilered because the series is kind of looked down upon here, but I really enjoy it.

We should totally friend each other on something, like on Discord or Skype. I have so many series to recommend and I really want to read your opinions!

>>7706201
>I've actually considered leaving a glass handy
I was joking, please don't it's really weird

>>7706209
>Still a virgin at 21
try 25 and the furthest I've gotten is brief eye contact

>>7706320
>tfw that's what I want (except they could dress however they want and we'd do stuff for/to each other) but I'm not /fit/
you shouldn't have to do that, not if that person really cared about you

>>7706371
>Spoilered because the series is kind of looked down upon here, but I really enjoy it.
Ignore this part tyvm.

>>7706343
>automatically torrents the latest shit

jesus, how big is your hard drive?

>>7706350
I think he means to imply that he came so much he could've filled a mattress with semen. Pretty unimpressive really. Not even a swimming pool.

>>7706320
Das heightist, brah. Shake off the chains of oppression.

>>7706396
Not that big honestly, I don't keep the videos permanently. After some time period & after I've watched it, it gets deleted to free up space

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>Start writing a story about the lives of 4 gay men living in Milwaukee
>Get shit on by people reading the rough drafts of because they find the characters outdated and offensive

>>7706415
>Start writing a story about the lives of 4 gay men living in Milwaukee
Sounds lackluster. Don't give up on your writing though, try something new.

>>7706425
I originally chose Boston but decided on where I live to loosely based it off what I see

>>7706245
What do you mean by this? I don't look tryhard fem I just am naturally andro. Also I am ftm but I don't think that has really limited my scope of nonexistent dating as much as my below average social skills, I pass as male 100% post top surg and okay with using either hole.

>>7706386
>try 25 and the furthest I've gotten is brief eye contact
Have you tried tinder or grindr? I haven't but I know this bi guy on tinder who gets laid all the time, if you're desperate enough.

>>7706327
Yes I think so

>>7706433
gurl that doesn't make it better

>>7706434
>either hole
delete it fat

>>7706335
You are a cuck

>>7706464
t. bitch

>>7706475
Any self-respecting gay wouldnt be such a cuck

>>7706489
cmon bitch don't be so sure of yourself

>>7706475
>>7706489
Srsly tho, like wtf does no self-respecting gay mean?
I don't think an actually self-respecting person would go around calling people bitches on a homosexual korean comic strip site

>>7706505
slay them mama

>>7706505
self respecting gay bitch would say yes I would like some cock in my ass

he won't. he's just a bitch

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>tfw you're closeted to your parents but you mouth pop and death drop in front of them to Gaga's concert and they still don't know

>>7706503
Stop calling me a bitch pls

>>7706546
lmao i live for clueless parents

>>7706552
I'll stop calling you a bitch once you stop being a fucking bitch

>>7706434
I have tried grindr and tinder but as soon as I see any guy I like on them it just sets off my anxiety and I can't not think of how crappy and ugly I am compared to them
that and grindrs not very good because I don't want just a hook up

>>7706546
they took you to a gaga concert? I'd have thought that was a pretty big red flag

>>7706587
what are you doing to adjust your anxiety when it comes to qts?

>>7706565
Im not being a bitch youre just being stupid
If you were really self respecting youd find me irresistable

>>7706616
post some pics bitch boy

Ban all gays on any dating app/site/w.e who have 'adventurous' on their profile somewhere

>>7706627
Do you have a skype or something instead

>>7706647
but then how will they all find their hiking buddies??

>>7706649
>tfw no qt bf to go hiking with
God damn it, anon.

>>7706649
gurl as if they hike anywhere with those awful shoes
they just want to get blasted in the nearby park bush
no shame no shame, but they need to be honest

>>7706654
"looking for hiking buddies" is just code for "i'm still in the closet and don't want to seem like a slut so i'm looking for some else who is in the closet and full of internalized homophobia to fuck me in the woods where we won't get caught"

>>7706654
Hiking is so exceptionally boring. The only fun part of it is camping and so why not trim the fat and just go camping????????

Thoughts to douche over.

>>7706661
the was the joke, qorl

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>>7706662
I dunno I just like hiking and qts

>>7706673
gurl you know my head is just fine

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>>7706678

>>7706602
I don't thinks there's anything I can do
I'm just stuck

>>7706649
>>7706654
>>7706668
>>7706676
>outdoors pursuits

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>>7706668
>hiking in the boring ass forest and not in IRL skyrim

>>7704558
>havent seen him in 1 month
>feelings are gone forever
>kill me please

>>7706691
I live in Canada, the sights are always beautiful, hiking is still boring.

>>7706689
Nothing is going to happen because you won't ever break free from your routine.

>>7706686
<3

>>7706693
why? you should consider yourself lucky

>>7706689
it's douche-code, buddy
who tf wants to go hiking? disgusting

>finally get around to writing my app bios
>its fucking giant
>ok cut it down
>ok cut it down some more what if this sounds too clingy
>ok cut it down some more what if this sounds too blunt
>cut cut cut
>profile ends up being a generic 'if u like, send a message!'
kms

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>tfw your favorite porn star died in a motocycle accident last year and only now you find out about it

>>7706770
who?

>>7702067
You'll get over it. I think in finally have

>>7706770
same but instead he died of ruptured appendix

>>7706770
Who?

i aint even mad 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txXwg712zw4

>>7706699
I know but I feel as though I can't on my own but like you said I can't make that change without getting out of the rut I'm in

>>7706831
It's not about getting out of a rut or whatever. Just change your routine. Start small. Instead of getting on the computer right away in the morning, go for a walk. Perhaps just to some store nearby for coffee. Perhaps for a long walk.

Just change shit up. It clearly isn't working the way things are now, and you will not feel better by continuing to keep things the same.

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>>7706775
Dennis Reed aka Pavel Matous, a Czech porn star. He always was so cheerful and excited in his videos. It was really fun to watch.

>>7706857
never heard of him
i'm sorry for your loss
i do like those czech boys though

>>7706857
What the fuck is up with the Czechs and porn. Christ.

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>tfw you will never have a gaucho bf

>>7706880
Certain nations produce more porn due to laws, taxes, and access to "talent".
For example America produces a lot of porn because of laws & tax regulations in certain states, but also because there's so much access to talent. Brazil produces a lot of porn because they would do literally anything to get some money and get the fuck out of whatever poverty hellhole they were living in.

It's actually pretty interesting stuff.

>>7706857
>he had a wife and kid

>1/6 people have genital herpes
>1/3 of the population has oral herpes

Don't be a slut.

>>7706897
I haven't seen much German porn, I wonder why that is. Hmph.

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>>7706892
I guess I'm almost it. I'm from Blumenau.

>>7706866
He was that blond guy from Czech Hunter, among other productions.

>>7706934
sry no idea

>>7706923
>I haven't seen much German porn, I wonder why that is.
Are you into BDSM/Furry/Scat/other relatively extreme fetish stuff? If so, it was probably produced in Germany.
They have a relatively healthy porn industry though, but I don't think they actively promote it as german as much as other nations (ie Czech stuff).

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>>7706921
To add even more salt to the injury.. Everything is so disastrous.

>>7706897
I wonder what happened to Swedish porn. It was very prominent during the 80's, now it's virtually nonexistent.

I just broke up with this guy and now I'm scared he is going to out me to my family

Help me

My parents can't find out. They will stop paying for my education

I will kill this guy, I swear to god I will. It would be considered self-defense right?

>>7706971
Probably some legal changes since then. A lot of prostitution laws also impact porn production which makes it harder to track down exactly what happened when because it's under this umbrella of 'prostitution'.

>>7707005
No it won't.
However, you can get ahead of this story. Tell your parents you're gay yourself, or just create a lie. Or pay for your own education through hoe-ry idk idk

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>try to penetrate BF
>immediately soft
>hotdog his ass
>jizz within seconds
IT KEEPS

HAPPENING

>>7707005
no
maybe you'll know better than to date while you're in the closet in the future, it's unfair to everyone involved and it leaves you open to reprocussions like this if you're dating an especially shitty person
i'm sorry if he does out you though

>>7707013
>tfw
:'(
i just wanna be a top but my noodle does not cooperate

>>7707025
get yourself a fleshlight and practice

>>7707037
i have one, it's nice but cleaning it is a chore

>>7707041
ikr it's some bullshit, you gotta have at least 5 of them to keep on rotation because goddamn they take forever to clean
but it's the only way your noodle will get more accustomed to the situation

>>7707013
Nice sexual adequacy bro.

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>>7707013
>drinking unfiltered water
>being castrated by the xenoestrogen Jew

>>7707012
>>7707015
I wonder if I could sue him if he did in fact out me?

Idek but I will threaten him with that tb h
He's stupid as fuck and will probably be scared

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>>7707071
>the xenoestrogen Jew
I sell water filters for a living.

Alex Jones is full of shit.

>muh gay frogs

>>7707084
sue him for what?
you're the one that put yourself in this situation and i'm sorry it worked out this way but legally i really doubt there's anything to be done about him outing you
morally, yeah it's super shitty of him

>>7707084
You can sue regardless of anything. Literally.
Doesn't mean you'll win. So you can threaten him with suing.

I mean if it actually does happen, you might be able to win a case if it's as cut and dry as you proclaim - but your parents will still know you gay af and idk if you can sue them successfully LMAO

>>7707093
Public disclosure of private facts? His outing me would cause me great financial harm and he knows it. Idk.

Tb h I think it's unfair of you to blame me for this. Being gay is hard enough as is. What was I supposed to do? Remain a celibate until I graduated from college because a shitty guy might try to out me to my homophobic parents? Had I known he was such a manipulative asshole, I wouldn't have dated him. You don't expect someone you liked so much to do this.

>>7707140
being gay is easy af gurl
just watch me
*teleports behind you*
*starts sucking ur dad off*

>>7707140
If by 'great financial harm' you mean your parents would cut you off then no, you couldn't sue.

>>7707140
i think to only applies to like, public disclosures like in publications n stuff, not telling your parents something
have all the sex you want but when you start trying to date and build a relationship while you have to keep it a secret, it escalates things. people in situations like this do shitty things like that and i rarely hear about it ending well. i don't mean to sound unsympathetic about it, because it sucks and i'm sorry you're going through it, but idk, closeted people trying to date out people is shitty imo

>>7707177
Ofc that's what I mean. And I know you're probably right

I just spent 30 minutes crying on my bathroom floor. Ask me anything.

>>7707204
Only 30 minutes? Why are you such a stoic bitch?????????

>>7707204
why?

>>7707199
Your parents are free to discriminate against you because of your sexuality. Anyone who outs you wouldn't be liable for their actions in any event.

Tangentially, I think in some parts of the US you can still be fired for being gay without repercussion in fact.

>>7707204
How much have you been drinking.

>>7707206
Because I'm a stone cold hardass.

>>7707209
I guess I repressed everything so hard for so long that now that I'm on medicine and going to therapy and starting to experience feelings again instead of just numbness my brain is kind of reacting to it weirdly. I call it "no reason crying" because that's literally what it is.

>>7707218
Nothing. It's just something that happens sometimes.

>>7707251
Have you considered getting a hobby instead of this specific kind of attentionseeking?

>>7707257
Apply yourself.

>>7707259
No you.

>>7706294
I love it

>>7707268
GET OUT PHONY

>>7706209
>Still a virgin at 21
That's nothing

No
Just got laid by a handsome hairy daddy. My third devirginizing. He was so nice, hoping we will be fuckbuddies.

>>7707287
condragulations

>>7707274
su nioj

>>7707287
>third
you deceitful boi

>>7707257
I mean it's not like I don't have hobbies and I don't really like being around people when I do the "I'm going to cry for a really long time for no particular reason just because my brain remembers how to do it now" thing. It's embarrassing and I feel like it makes me look crazy. But I'm in a better place than I was a few months ago.

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That fucking neanderthal with the huehue wife just slayed my faves

>>7707305
>>7707294
Thanks I was fucking nervous. Definitely came across a bit awkward/shy but he invited me to see his dogs so I think that's good.

>>7707310
i dont know her

>>7707330
nervous for wah u big slut

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>when you legit know more about cars than mascgen

>>7707374
SLAY THEM

2bh they're more fem than us, they just like to put up a front as if they're working out just to work out, as opposed to working out to get dicked more

>>7707204

I can't remember the last time I actually cried, my emotions are very screwed up

>he's not gay he's just exclusively into asian women
oooooooook

>>7707341
i'm just shy around hot men

>>7707408
do they actually deny that though?

>>7707499
yeah they start spamming their tumblr images whenever anyone points out how retarded they are

how do i stop being a crazy obsessive whore for a man who only kinda likes me?

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Well ... fuck.

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>watched arguably the greatest Super Bowl of all time
>get crazy horny from the rush
>tfw no short bf to destroy

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>>7707615
perhaps consider a more wholesome type of man

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>>7707664
>arguably
>implying this wasn't you when she jumped after inventing football

>>7707615
more people do than don't lol

>>7707684
Am I having a stroke cause I legit can't read this

>>7707684
he clearly means gaga snatched your wig after her performance, in which she invented football (and subsequently the super bowl)

>>7707734
IM FUCKING BALD YOU STUPID ASSHOLE

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>>7707742

>>7707763
gracejones3daybender.jpg

who else was slain by gaga today

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>>7701471
tfw my bf broke up with me 3 months ago and i can't stop thinking about his beautiful penis.
it was seriously the most gorgeous cock i have ever seen: huge, thick, uncut, straight and it shot massive loads 3 feet into the air.
i can't stop thinking about how he would come home from work and push me down onto the bed and fuck me doggy style like we were in prison and i was his bitch.
he always dumped a load in my ass and i think i became addicted to his semen because i went through withdrawal after he left me.
my prostate aches with the emptiness he left behind and i can still taste his precum on my lips.
i don't think i will ever be able to find any man even half as sexy as he was who loved fucking me as much as he did.
he got back together with his ex even though he didn't love him, just because he had money and he needed someone to help him pay for his DWI and I had no money because i just got laid off from my job.
now I wonder if he even loved me or if he just loved fucking my hole?
why did I have to lose my job at just the wrong moment?
why did he have to go out drinking without me and drive drunk instead of taking an Uber?
why does my life suck?
why even live?

Do gay guys prefer sucking dick or having their dick sucked?

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>>7707992
>my prostate aches with the emptiness he left behind

>>7708034
the former
blowjobs just feel strange to me desu

What happened to the discord? Did it get shutdown or did I just get kicked randomly? someone repost the invite or make invite link

>>7708034
depends on the gay guy.
do you prefer eating pussy or having your pussy ate/dick sucked?

>>7708034
Both : ^ )

>>7708034
Ah, well, if you want a serious answer there we're going to need to conduct rigorous scientific testing.

>>7701471
about how long should it take someone to get over a 5 year relationship? The guy of my dreams just broke up with his bf a month ago. He said he's not ready for a relationship.I don't want to be a rebound.

>>7708425
a good rule of thumb is one month for every year of the relationship

>>7708478
Who made that rule of thumb exactly? Sounds like absolute horseshit. Doesn't seem like something you can generalize at all.

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>>7708482
Who made the wind?
You wouldn't know horseshit if it came out of your ass.
Of course it is something that can be generalized.
You're an idiot, Clownshoes.
Now run along and annoy someone else.

DISCORD DISCORD DISCORD

POST INVITE LINK PLEASE

I'm not a virgin
But my bf is asexual.
So I might as well be if it weren't for having an open relationship

Are there any other brits on here at this time or just me?

>>7709091
messy post

>>7709162
messy kween

>>7708425
you will be the rebound unless he rebounds with someone else sweetie that's how it works

>>7707615
HAHA
>former husbando
Congratulations on getting good taste.

>>7708761
https://discord.gg/B7ZMk

>>7708761
https://discord.gg/5F9kG

I'm not gay, I often watched gay porn without getting a boner

>>7709249
>messy kween
wut?

>>7709690
>I'm not gay
why are you here then?

new thread ?

>>7709690
Just because you have problems getting it up doesn't make your straight, Jack

>>7707600
you tell me baby, i just dont know
maybe we are whores

New >>7710155

>>7707085
>>muh gay frogs
Kys, pretentious Redditor faggot.
>http://news.berkeley.edu/2010/03/01/frogs/
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2842049/