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2016-02-09 03:12:15 Post No. 5693256
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>you will never be a pretty, sweet, kind 10/10 asian collegegirl who's secretly a criminal mastermind and supervillain who's plotting to instill a puppet government in the white house/congress reinstate slavery as a long-term goal
>you will never exchange snarky remarks with a manly big guy superhero who's your archnemesis
>you will never be captured by the hero and be humiliated by being forced to serve as his maid, clean his floors and toilets, get on your bare knees and clip his toenails, sing for him, etc. except that was all part of the plan and you got captured on purpose to lure him into a trap, plus his friend who helped him capture you was actually your bf and chief enforcer
M-maybe in the next life, right?