I utterly despise the fictional lesbian ships on mainstream tv

>>5652267
SU as a whole is fucking bizarre and completely unrelatable to anyone lacking a myriad of mental illnesses.

>>5652278
Mostly cuz its a kids show...

>>5652278
I enjoy it, but I'm certainly mentally ill. I think it's funny how people shit their pants over the mere mention of it because that's what I did before I gave it a chance.

>>5652267
I think that all of these ships are adorable and that you're a bitter cunt.

>>5652337
I'll accept that I'm bitter but it doesn't stop making you human cancer.

>>5652267
Thank you for pointing this out it seems like lesbians are everywhere now but not a single one is remotely likable or realistic

almost all relationships in shows are terrible

There are very few exceptions and they are basically something that shows that the characters actually care about each other as people not just "there in love"

>>5652441
I agree with that too, there are less lgbt relationships on tv to choose from but wouldn't you think that would give the writers incentive to make them stand out instead of be even more bland and less gratifying to watch than your run of the mill sitcom crap?

>>5652370
How can I be human cancer when I'm spreading joy and happiness and you're just being a depressed, negative shit on 4chan about things that honestly shouldn't matter to you if you don't like them?

You're the one who's mad here, remember?

>>5652299
The fact it was made by a tumblrina who actively sought to make it as saturated with genderqueer/ cultural marxist politics as possible is what makes me shy away from it and also mourn the futures of the children it leaves its impression upon. I do think the show is entertaining, but that also worries me because of how appealing it can be.

>>5652473
Not to metion it's cult on tumblr that harass anyone even the shows creators the tumblr SU fandom is the most toxic

>>5652457
>hurr don't oppress me with ur negative vibes XDDD

You got me, I'm just a pessimistic pooped pants and deluded idiots like you are god's gift to the world. That's why you came in my thread to tell me how i'm a bad person for taking away your blankie.

>>5652473
What Marxist politics? Honestly I'm curious I've seen the show and never seen any?

>>5652473
>>5652477
You know what, you guys are right and that's why I took so long to give it a shot, and despite all that being true it's still somehow watchable. I like it because it's creative, not because of whatever agenda it is meant to push (which it's really not preachy at all)

>>5652493
Lucky you I used to love the show before tumblrinas spoiled it for me

>>5652488
I said cultural marxist. Marxism itself is the predominant theory within the sociological perspective of conflict theory which states society operates via groups with a lot of power oppressing those with less power, in other words, there's no functionality, all is constant struggle. Cultural Marxism is a movement which seeks to overturn all norms and traditions of western society because it perceives the entirety of western civ as oppressive to not only the lower class who traditionally was focused upon by Marx, but now the addition of individuals who are non-gender conforming, or minorities of some variety. The show achieves this by eliminating and constantly flipping gender norms, featuring abnormal characters with underrepresented qualities (like being a midget, gay, lesbian, etc.). The end result is a cast that doesn't reflect normal people, SJWs circlejerk around it just to signal their "enlightened virtue" of appreciating something so profoundly queer and "empowered".

It's often thought cultural marxism is just a tool by classical marxists to destabilize western civ to make it more susceptible to socialism and a more globalist system of government.

>>5652515
It's called divide and conquer, the Romans were on it way before Karl Marx.

>>5652528
Yea, the larger picture is divide and conquer, but the methods the Romans used were different. Like I said, cultural marxism is but a means to an end. The people being manipulated by it can't see that though. At least the non-Romans could see the legions moving through their lands and clearly see what's happening. CM is much more insidious and discreet, it's a long process that's gone on for over a century.

>>5652267
Picture depicts a couple of genderless alien lifeforms relationship.

Steven universe, kids show or undercover plot for Marxist revolution?

>>5652515

lel

>>5652267
Maybe because I'm pretty sure these are childrens shows your on about? They serve to teach kids tolerance more then serve a story.

>>5652821
>caring more about pushing an agenda than actually making a compelling storyline
There's better ways to teach tolerance than blatant propaganda.

>>5652515

shouldn't you be hating jews on /pol/

>>5652473
>>5652515
>>5652625

>I wish there were more LGBT representation in kids shows. It's important that we help LGBT youth to understand that there's nothing wrong with them.
Steven Universe
>THIS SJW CRAP IS TOO GAY! WHY ARE WE SHOWING KIDS GAY RELATIONSHIPS?!

I'm no SJW who calls people "toxic" or complains about internalised homophobia, but it would be nice if you could all be consistent for once. You either want LGBT representation in the media or you don't.
At the very least SU can be tasteful about it, and only has a couple of episodes with LGBT issues at centre stage.

>>5652882
They don't let us on /pol/ because they associate us with the commie faggots on this board.

>>5652887
What about Shezow?

>>5652911
I have never heard of this before. Just did a lookup.
Unfortunately, this would be heavily censored and probably never even released in the UK, for reasons unknown.
>Gay marriage 2 years before USA
>Can't be too gay on kids TV

>>5652882
/pol/ is pretty pozzed desu, but sorry to trigger you.
>>5652887
No one here, certainly not I, has clamored for LGBT representation in the media. I didn't ask for this, but I'm going to burn for it because I'm clumped in with you fucks who are so adamant about politicizing your sexualities or gender identities.

>>5652887
I appreciate the representation but the show itself, with complete disregard to the fandom, isn't exactly stellar

>>5652833
This is my major grievance here. There is no lesson for the most part, it's just "be tolerant and understanding, don't question anyone else's motives or rationality and don't think about the relationships depicted past a surface level shitlord"

>>5653116
Probably because UK has stronger laws against sexualising kids. Ruby and Saphire weren't censored because they were DAH LEZBOS. Nobody gives a shit about that. They were censored because they look like children and appeared to have an adult relationship. Neck kissing and implied further stuff as Stephen covered his eyes.

>>5654946
Understandable cuz they are small however in the show they are thousands of years old

>>5655072
Yeah, yeah. And the little girl fucking the warrior man is actually a 1000 year old dragon.

Frankly, my opinion, it isn't a big deal and it's still silly to censor. I'm just sick of people trying to misrepresent the situation in favour of whining about lesbian relationships when it very obviously isn't the case.

Might just be the people my girlfriend follows on tumblr mind, but I very much doubt it is.

Am I the only one who hates the lesbian "stereotype"

>short hair
>hipster or weeaboo cringe fashion
>either SJW style feminist or edgy "fuck the man" type of girl
>annoying smug voice

How does one meet not straight women who aren't SJWs.

>>5655178
By talking to bisexuals.

I kid. In all seriousness, you probably wont find them in 'lesbian spaces' as spaces like those attract the sort you want to avoid. It's hard to find the ones you want in these spaces because they either
1. Are scared off in the same way you are
or
2. Aren't as vocal as the people you want to avoid and thus are harder to pick out

That'd be my guess, though take it with a grain of salt. I'm a dude and avoid gay spaces for similar reasons.

>>5655178
It's sad cause they perpetuate the "lesbians hate men stereotype" and let's not even get started on political "lesbianism"

>>5655110
>>>5655072 (You)
>Yeah, yeah. And the little girl fucking the warrior man is actually a 1000 year old dragon.

Wat

>Even that movie where the blue haired tumblrbait gets fingerfucked for like 2 hours

I'm intrigued

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>>5655239
It's a common anime trope to try and dissuade any outrage at what is essentially the sexualisation of a character that has the appearance of a child.

>It's ok if you're turned on by me, you silly otaku! I may look like a child but I'm actually older than you are! This isn't paedophilic at all!

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>>5655256
Enjoy your steaming pile of shit.

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>>5652267
ruby makes the best faces tbqh familia

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>>5652473
>cultural Marxism

>>5656141
>steaming pile of shit

You're giving this movie way too much credit

i can hardly root for any lesbians/ships because theyre usually so forced and flat it leaves a bad taste in my mouth

garnet couldnt been done better but it beats out a lot of the other shit ive seen

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>>5652515
>
I said cultural marxist. Marxism itself is the predominant theory within the sociological perspective of conflict theory which states society operates via groups with a lot of power oppressing those with less power

This is literally not what Marxism is you fucking braindead faggot, it's not about "groups of people", it's about economics. God I love when /pol/ retards try to define marxism when they've only read the intentionally oversimplified communist manifesto.

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>>5652267
Drop your obsolete girls, watch fags being gay instead

>>5656480
I would but I'm not 14 anymore.

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>Steven Universe
>"good"

Literally Tumblr: the show

>>5656627
Nice original opinion figgit. What else has social interaction strictly via internet taught you?

>>5656631
>What else has social interaction strictly via internet taught you?

For one, how to tell how cancerous this show and its fandom is.

>>5656642
I don't do fandoms kid. I would never say a show Tumblr liked was okay if I didn't mean it.

I really don't care if other people like what I like or not. I'm just saying, even if it's mediocre, it still has more realistic depictions of relationships in general than most things I've seen in the recent past.

>>5656627
Literally how
No memespouting, explain your claims in a rational way.

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>>5656606
And that makes guy on guy any less wholesome and perfect, how?

>>5656757
This all just takes me back to a place I left for a reason.

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I always get pretty excited to see LGBT representation in media, but I have to wonder why creators go the "safe route" of using lesbians to soften the blow on the general audience.

For example, the neck kissing part in SU would have raised some eyebrows if it were two guys.
Do people just figure "eh, girls make out with eachother and trade bras all the time" or is it allowed just because the usual straight guys think it's hotter?

Because I can't even think of a good gay couple on TV besides lesbians.

>>5656668
Transformers cartoons has pretty reaistic relationship

>>5652267
what about sailor neptune and uranus?
They're pretty good imo

>>5652887

That's not anyone's complaint here.

The most that I'm seeing is that it has attracted the worst type of fanbase and is politically motivated to an uncomfortable degree.

>somehow end up on tumblr
>SU fans literally going spastic if you don't tag anything with Jasper in it because she's super fucking triggering or something
>everyone is kin with Lapis but no one is allowed to be kin with Lapis around anyone else
>if you like Pearl, you're a shitty human being who enables abuse
>if you don't headcanon all of the gems as lesbian, you're homophobic clearly
>GARNET IS BLACK!!!! SHE IS BLACK!!!!
>Sonic OCs everywhere

This show is not good enough nor influential enough to be worth associating with this fucking fanbase.

>>5657605
This so much, all the lgbt "representation" I've been hearing about lately has all been nothing but lesbians and bi girls, thats all, the faggot from how to get away with murder and all the faggots from ryan murphy shows don't count they ate awful

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I like AT over SU. It has its retarded episodes that are lacking like any show does. But I do love PB and Marci.

>>5659488
This so much desu senpai.
I appreciate that SU has the confidence to be open with its lesbians. AT's been alluding towards PB and Marcy for some time, but isn't really taking it anywhere.
Still, Ruby/Sapphire and Pearl's thirst for Rose can never beat the Bubbline. Marcy and PB are way more relatable and realistic than the gems.

I like Jeff's moms in Clarence because he turned into a murderous effeminate twink which would be pretty accurate.

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>>5659650
I feel the same anon. Bubbline is the best. I wish they'd come out and say it but they're scared of loosing a fanbase. But if Korra can do, I don't get why CNN can't. Bubbline is a way better couple then KorraxAsami imo. Seemed like an asspull to me.

>>5652267
Stevens Universe is a giant piece of crap that you have to be retarded to like but in general I disagree with you - fictional lesbians are the only lesbians I really like. Because, in my experience, all IRL lesbians are horribly annoying, overweight, vegans, extreme feminists or, in the "best" case heavily involved in the frankly ridiculously incestuous lesbian community where everyone has slept with everyone else, multiple times.

Can't stand IRL lesbians but fictional ones can be adorable, amazing, awesome, cool, romantic and so on.

>>5659301

Thats just tumblr brand autism. It's not worth complaining about because the the same shit happens with any popular fandom - RWBY, Undertale and Attack on Titan are recent examples I've personally witnessed.

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>>5656174
that is not how you spell Peridot

>>5660130
Because there would be absoulutely no way to put the genie back in the bottle on that one.

See, the entire show only keeps it's status quo going by making the lead character of finn a beta male who's thirsty for crazy gay bubble gum vagoo.

The moment they make her and the vampire lez into a couple, litterally every single thing that finn has done from that moment back will be put into the absolute worst light possible.

It will make her into a mean spirited manipulative bitch and marceline into a backstabbing skank.
They'd honestly have no choice but to semi write them out. And not because they're gay, but because they'd retroactively be horrible people and there is no way in in hell they'd be able to keep them in the series in any real capacity and keep the original(utterly shit but stable and that's all that matters to them)status quo.

So they'll continue to tease the yuri and keep finn as a punching bag with no emotional depth or needs.

>>5652267
Why do you hate equality and fairness, OP?

>>5652285
As a Doctor, I support the introduction to people different from oneself at a young age. It combats the indoctrination of religion which is introduced by autistic parents.

>>5659650
>>5660130
You guys saw stakes right? and marcy's fever dream?

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>cartoons
There is your problem. Anime actually does lesbians right, since they don't do it solely to fill up a diversity in animation quota.