What are the pros of being male? Taking into consideration that

>>5633972
having a solid dick that you can use to jizz inside of things for fun, just like a transgender you should figure out a diet and routine that will make your jizz more fun to put inside things.

>>5633986
I don't like my dick and don't want to use it.

>>5633992
pros of being male in 2016: many things
pros of being female in 2016: many things
pros of being mtf/ftm in 2016: shit outta luck born a 100 years too soon move to thailand faggot

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>>5633992
nothing wrong with being a total bottom... Might wanna get on PrEP thou, if you're gonna be a slut.

>>5633972
Males are never completely controlled by our emotions as women are.

>>5637161
>implying men aren't controlled by their sex drives or aggression

>>5634215
would slap dat ass and poz it up/5

>>5637161
thats untrue. for example, only the male people in my family (when angry), throw shit at each other and act like actual autistic children mad they didnt get what they wanted. me (dfab) and my mom never get like that. you literally just pulled this out of your ass.

You can pee on anything, wherever you want.

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>>5633972

>pros of being male

>>5637161
>implying men have any emotion but the need to ruin shit and scratch their balls

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>can penetrate and be penetrated, while girls can only do the latter
>can become hyper-masculine bear or a feminine twink, while girls can never really get gains

Feels good.

>>5637330
Anal is not as good as vaginal because of disease and injury risk. Only under 25 year olds can be twinks.

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You are naturally more attractive without needing make up but you MUST workout

I have haemochromatosis to look forward to when my liver stops working quite as well

gotta say as a clean freak size queen though, anal is a huge fucking hassle; anything that penetrates the sigmoid colon requires the entire descending colon to be sparkly clean

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the very worst part of being male is people assume that we are unfeeling monsters because we are capable of being civil

>>5637492
I don't really see how that's an advantage.

>>5637440
>Only under 25 year olds can be twinks.

True for now. I have faith that one day science will correct nature's mistake by breeding a race of genetically superior hermaphroditic twinks who are hairless, waifish and never visually age past about 20. The remaining untermensch (mascs and women) will of course be culled for the betterment of humanity.

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>>5638180
>tfw die happy knowing you leave a better world behind

>>5637584
Wasn't the male tears mug actually made and sold by MRAs with the purpose of funding MRAs?

>>5638189
I think that was just a double bluff troll since they are sold by soulless novelty stores

>>5638189
kek I sell male tears mugs. anybody can do it

>>5634215
dan deacon tho

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>>5633972
You can rock arm tattoos. Girls can't lol.

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>>5641556
>choosing to ruin your body by putting shitty ink designs on it

>>5641610
why is she wearing a napkin on her head

>>5633972
you get to not be a female

plus you get a dick
plus you dont have a vagina

>>5641556
>implying
Sleeves look 100% better on girls.

>>5633972
Since you're trans, I think a lot of the advantages are consolation prizes.

You will get to engage with society without drawing unwanted attention to yourself anywhere near as often.

Your wardrobe will be very inexpensive to maintain at a level deemed socially appropriate.

You will be less likely to be beaten or worse by thugs that hit on you without paying much attention, then need to take drastic action to protect their heterosexuality.

There's a real chance it will make your parents happier if you hide how miserable you are.