/mtfg/ - Male to female general - Anime husbando edition

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>>5628727
I'm really really sub though...

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I am the biggest hon.

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>>5628728
>emacs
Good choice. Go and live the dream of LFS and innawoods life.

>>5628741
Yeah just like Edgar was right? You're not fooling anyone you poop smearing rapist.

>>5628734
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck

so lately, i've been catching glimpses of this hot guy in my mirror from time to time
and i kind of want him to fuck me
...yeah, i'm talking about myself
anyone else ever have a moment where they disassociated from their own reflection and looked at themselves and thought they were a hot guy despite being a little girl?

>i kind of want get fucked by myself

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Tfw I hope I get into a car accident today

>>5628740
> i just waant to be sat on, and kissed.
same, only i want to do the sitting

work has been ridiculous. it gets worse every day. they've implemented a bunch of new changes since the new year that are totally fucking me and my department over with an impossible amount of work and then they freak when the impossible amount of work doesnt get done.

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>>5628751
That's getting old at this point.

>>5628741
i want to glaze your lips with precum

Am I the only person that is fully a guy, but upset that they aren't a girl?

I look, sound, act and think like a guy. I will never be a girl. Even if I took drugs and got surgeries, I would still have the mind of a guy.
It's not "muh cell markers" or some stupid /pol/ shit that I'm thinking. Most of you ARE women (mentally at the very least). I will never have that.

Am I alone?

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>>5628754
I looked like a serial killer pre-hrt

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>>5628743
Im so sick of this meme. this is a hun.

>>5628735
my father spent 2 grand on prepping gear this year and even had drills and shit which including cold weather camping never a fucking gain i hate his bipolor bullshit.

What does it mean if reaching climax while masturbating (male version) is becoming extremely difficult? I used to be able to find any smutty video online and be done within 5 minutes. Now it takes a lot longer and doesn't feel nearly as good.

Is it time to switch to anal? During much of my transition it hasn't felt very good and I've never experienced this female orgasm everyone talks about. I've been on hormones for a while.

>>5628758
sit on me

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>>5628765
I'm top hon

>>5628760
>at this point.
newfag pls leave

>>5628741
The sub/dom thing always bugged me. I like my relationships to be between equals. And I'm not comfortable playing those domination games. I won't do a thing to assert dominance, but if someone tries that on me, I just bite back and I don't back out until one or both of us lays broken.
Not sure what that makes me. Other than a nasty bitch, I mean...

>>5628768
okay sure!

>>5628764
apparently I look like a rock star
it's weird realizing i make a hot male now that i'm going to reverse all of that

>>5628770
Also top retard.

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>>5628743
>>5628765
>>5628770
>all these non-hons thinking they van out hon me

>>5628775
can i eat your ass out :D

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>tfw 23

>>5628765
god that face makes me want to vomit.

>>5628777
Sorry if I don't live delusion hon
But hey, if living delusion helps you through the day, the go for it

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>>5628765
Looks like you need to eat something if i'm going to be tbhonest.

>>5628776
Are serial killers hot?

>>5628779
heh nothing personell kid

>>5628781
you dont really have a choice at this point!

>>5628761
Why the fuck would she want to take you anywhere now?

>>5628785
well, my best friend is one and I would suck his dick and let him carry me places

>>5628786
that's how i like it ;3 im hard now though!

>>5628745
Kekkles

>>5628762
L-lewd

>>5628763
I'm going to say trans in denial and doing a good job convincing themselves otherwise. Been there, done that ;~;

>>5628774
You can have a sub/dom thing going on in bed and leave it entirely in the bedroom. I see my partner as my equal and would never want to take the sub/dom thing outside of the bedroom. Having my partner tie me up, slap me around, and call me a worthless whore though, omggg.

>>5628782
Happy birthday kit! ^^
Do anything exciting?

>>5628779
>12 years old

...every single time haha omg

someone do me my computer doesnt like pictrieve

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>>5628785
>not in the night 90s for masc level
Also, yeah my friend has that serial killer stare and I would hop on his dick the second he asked desu.

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>>5628784
And Stephen King impersonator.

>>5628760
hownu.ru

>>5628794
hey I just wanted to let you know I masturbate to pictures of you daily
fuck i wanna cum in you really badly and cuddle afterwards

>>5628798
Ffs made me not look like him anymore
Hey at least you tried so I'm giving you a golf clap. Best I can do bro

>>5628793
whoa

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>>5628797
>tfw my relaxed face still looks angry and stuff

I didn't ask for this.

>>5628794
>having my partner tie me up, slap me around, and call me a worthless whore though, omggg.
Why the fuck aren't you in my basement, you little skank?~ How much am I going to have punish you?

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>>5628795
Hey, I look very masculine for a 12 year old apparently.
>tfw manly 12 year old boy at 19

>>5628802
And a failure.

>>5628804
iktf
tfw laugh lines ;-;

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>>5628779
true hon here

Post lips

>>5628782
Happy birthday kit, have a good day m8

>>5628812
sorry i haven't had srs yet

>>5628794
Well, it's pretty simple in bed given I'm as stone as it gets. I have no problem giving a bit of pleasure even if I can't feel any, but she'd better let me do it my way. And as soon as she touches me without me prompting her to, it's over.

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>>5628804
My relaxed face looks angry and sad at the same time desu. Resting Cunt Face sucks.
>>5628811
>andro 10 year old
Passers get out.

>>5628811
Anime condoms?

>>5628808
Ok bro
Any more old troll attempts?

>>5628811
Underage leave

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>>5628797
you grew up in the last picture.

i broke it

>>5628827
>anime condoms
>gender bent madoka
interesting

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>>5628819
dis it was for a lewd thread bet you thought it was a hentai didn't you baka.

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>>5628820
>not masculine as fuck
reeeee.
>>5628827
I can age bretty fast desu.

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>>5628810
I dunno if I have laugh lines but I do have the most dead eyes ever.

>>5628817
Same tbhon.
I think I look more sad than angry these days though.

>>5628836
How do I get more than 13% feminine? ;A;

>>5628812

>>5628837
I don't think anyone could have deader eyes than me

>>5628765
that u?

>>5628824
damn that's hot as shit

post soles

>>5628803
oh anne ive been meaning to tellyou for a while now

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>>5628840
;)

>>5628843
thanks m8
tfw no disembodied dicks to suck

>>5628839
herpes/10

>>5628801
This is getting a little creepy desu ;~;

>>5628805
P-probably because I'm not emotionally equipped to deal with being in someone's sex dungeon right now ;~;

>>5628816
Fair enough, I guess it entirely depends on your own comfort level when it comes to intimacy. I like receiving, but I like giving even more when it feels like I'm being forced into it.

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>tfw you're not a hon

>>5628837
Uhh, lemme check some recent pics to tell you.

Also, official /mtfg/ hon off when?
I want to win at something for once.

>>5628849
good
3rd today ive wanked to your face

>>5628849
Honestly, if I feel like I'm forced into something, anything, I go into fight or flight mode. And both can get pretty nasty. So that's something I'm upfront about. No need for anyone to get hurt for nothing.

>>5628817
lel but this thing isn't really goo at detecting passer ive uploaded photos of cis people and they get 100 percent masculine.

>>5628837
angles desu.

>>5628836
i went from 10 to 24 im like Benjamin button or some shit.

>>5628829
;3 i gender bend ship all yuri characters its kinda my thing.

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>>5628853
Sorry, I'm the top hon here.

>>5628779
I'm still top hon

>>5628860
you look like a middle aged woman

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FFS in 10 days... so scared yet so exited!

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>>5628849
>tfw came to this earlier

>>5628849
ffs
iwas the original anon who wanted you to dom me and now look at all these fucking perverts who are trying to get their asses whipped while i'm away
you have to promise me you'll only be MY mistress, okay?

>>5628860
i like that blazer
it looks like it's made out of red duct tape

>>5628846
Can you tell me what about your eyes you think is manly? You look tired, not much else.

>>5628855
.-.

>>5628857
Makes sense, I guess I'm just trying to explain it from the perspective of someone who likes those kinds of dynamics under the right circumstances, but given the way you react it makes sense why it bothers you.

>tfw u want 2 die

>>5628860
>>5628853
you all show bow to my hon glory.

>>5628865
your cute

>>5628863
That would be because I'm one...

>>5628874
Holic pls
You met my hon ass in public

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>>5628860
False. That is me. I am the top hon. Here is proof tbqhwy senpaitachi.

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>>5628860

Carmen Sandiego?

>>5628865
c-congrats

>>5628842
...yes

does anyone here actually think they're passable and hot
cus i do
>>5628876
but i thought you just said you were a hon? you can't be a woman if you're a hon and you look like a woman

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>>5628853
>official /mtfg/ hon off
No one would be able to compete with me.

>>5628872
I dunno, they just look manly to me.
Maybe everything around my eyes is worse though.

>>5628879
That is not hon pls ;_;

>>5628882
I think I'm passable and have no idea if I'm attractive.

>>5628865
post pics when done pls
also good luck

>>5628886
post pics. you prob are

>>5628839
Would kiss

>>5628881
you look thin as shit!
Congrats
and not that it's a good angle but your hips look quite wide too

>>5628847
Why'd you take that photo down I was gunna save it. Got any more pics?

>>5628865
What u getting done

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>>5628878
...you know thats untrue i a the queen of the hons you met me too dingus.

all dudes 90 percent feminine we need a new app this thing suxs

Also, I'm tempted to buy a few meters of dark silver dupioni silk to stitch me some 80s style power suit. Bad idea or horrible idea?

>>5628902
>I was gunna save it
thats why lol
yeah i do

>>5628885
>I dunno, they just look manly to me.
I don't see a noticeable brow bone, and they look like they would be wider and brighter if you smiled a little. Dead eyes aren't pretty, but idk, yours would be.

>>5628868
Oh foot anon

>>5628869
I can only make that promise if you promise that we can switch from time to time. I'm not much of a mistress ;-;

>>5628891
Pass on pics. I'm okay without seeking validation.

>>5628907
AMAZING idea
but post pics

>>5628912
let me be YOUR mistress then >:3
whipping and hot wax galore~

>>5628882
How do i do this?
>>5628885
Pls that is textbook hon.

>>5628912
actually that would be really cool. Like I feel like more of a sub but I feel like sometimes It would be really cool to make your slutty ass sore

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why do some cis guys look great as women and its just a joke for them but we have to suffer looking manly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDcJgY1Elgo

someone seriously kill me desu

>>5628924
Because life is a sick joke

>>5628924
>why do some cis guys look great as women and its just a joke for them but we have to suffer looking manly?
sorry
i don't know if i'm cis but not super sure if i'm trans either
i make both a great dude and chick
i've been experimenting

>>5628903
Hairline and forehead for now.

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>>5628912
My brow bone is huge and I don't know how to smile anymore.

>>5628921
I've only seen one pic but you'll be fine.

>>5628932
god I love Chiquita and that chick in your pic from Jormungand

>>5628924
god is a cruel fuck duh

>>5628898
being rich is something to congratulate being thin as shit is not again with the hips they are not feminine in any way shape or form its the angle. i dont think you need it tho you already pass.

>tfw rly like a girl and know she likes me but she will never get with me becus trans

>>5628932
Post brow bone? There's no shadow on your eye sockets to suggest that you have a big brow.

>>5628922
>tfw this arrangement will never happen
I feel like I've failed you anon ;~;

>>5628916
JUST

>>5628924
christ almighty he passes flawlessly, the other one not so much

>>5628930
best of luck anon

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hi i just woke up my eyelids are still heavy ;-; how are you mtfg? also

>>5627654
>I talked to edie today ......
>she told frog she was ugly .......
>what do u have to say for urself edie...

poOKS HOW FUCKING DARE U I TOLD FROG SHE WAS QT AF !!! LMAO

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>>5628924
>i'm Korra i'll be your waitress this evening

>>5628911
awww come on. Post that shit

>>5628940
yes it fucking will
I told you
I'm coming to get you
you just got to let me get my shit together, I promise

theres train track behind my house should i just grt run over

>>5628945
edie i'm pretty sure you tell everyone they're ugly af

>>5628940
i'd wake you up in the mornings by forcefeeding your morning wood while petting you :3

>>5628958
i mean, i'm hot but i'm not a fucking courtesan like Eddy
nor do i wanna be one

>>5628959
fuck off
elanna is literally mine you ugly sket
>>5628957
take a dump on them instead

>>5628945
You think anyone who isn't your friend is ugly

>>5628952
maybe in a bit~ i like teasing boys

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>>5628743
pretty sure I'm the biggest hon. But at least I'm making progress.

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>>5628924
this dude made a great woman

>>5628964
but edie is friends with potc so

>>5628963
i'm more confident in the fact that i'm hotter than you than i am in the fact that i'll wake up tomorrow morning
elannas asshole is mine to eat out and mine only bitch

Want to post face to see how much of a hopeless disgrace I really am but I know I wouldn't be able to take the inevitable abuse.

>>5628970
whats potc
>>5628957
ya i wouldd if i had train trac k there only forest behind my hourse

>>5628971
>wants to dom
>eating out the slut's arsehole

Honey, you step aside, let the grownups show you how it's done

>>5628958
>>5628964

literally mfw she sent me pics on snapchat lol
also why does it even matter if i find someone attractive or not?

>>5628971
>>5628963
This bickering is cute.
Remember that time you two woke up to elanna grinding her butt on your crotch?
Oh wait that was me.

>>5628963
>being possessive
That's not very nice for Elanna

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6 months hrt
how am i looking?
be honest

>>5628980
>no1 likes anons
edie I...
This is heartbreaking.

>>5628981
i'd shoot you in the head for fun, dude

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>>5628743
hon in progress reporting in, this was me 6mths ago unsee minazegu

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only shitty recent full face image it could take gave me this... im not sure this is a good result or place to start when pre hrt

>>5628981
T-that never happened!
D-did it?
>>5628982
Shut up, she wants a Dom, what you think she wants to be treated like a person? Get real!
I also love how many people are getting involved over Elanna rn

>>5628988
damn, dude

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how to get past to 100 percent please?


>>5628924
shawn is so passable the fuck? how did i miss this episode growing up.

>>5628955
>>5628959
>>5628963
>>5628971
>>5628981
>>5628982
I..don't know what to say ;-;

>>5628991
It did happen tho

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>>5628905
Let bliq hugbox you like it did for me

>>5628997
you should just internet date all of us
or me at least please
i need love in my life goddammit

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>>5628940
I don't want people to make fun of me but it's just a normal caveman brow, can def feel it sticking out in a gross way.

>>5628988
What about now though?

>>5628999
>tfw can't get above hmm..

>>5628997
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Why have I never woken up to this?
You dirty little fucking harlot
I'm going to wreck your girlpussy so hard

>>5629001
e-dating is a really painful way to have affection in your life

>>5628999
dose trips it must be true that your hot me it would be litteral hug box.

>>5629010
what if im not good enough for 3d dating
or dont have the limbs required to be a proper athlete and scrape in all the bitches and hos

>>5629015
work on yourself until you are good enough

>>5628997
you fucking whore

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>>5628924
this guys first role was as a girl
almost looks like a cheap version of edie

>>5628992
bad isnt it lmao

>>5629007
i just have long hair and better skin right now tbdesu im 3 mnths on skittles

>>5628997
elanna will you take my virginity ;~;

>>5629001
I don't think I'm capable of internet dating anyone, I just can't handle the distance and time apart and both times I've tried it caused heartache. I'm needy, I need that physical closeness.

>>5629022
Call me a whore again bb, I like it when you do that

>>5629007
You can feel it because your brow is bone. I can feel mine too, does my profile look like a caveman?

>>5629009
S-sorry

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>>5628924
one does not simply walk in heels

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>>5628999
This shit is too random.

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>>5629029
I dunno?
Mine does at least.

>tfw caveman brow, chin sticking out a bit and a bump on my nose

>>5629023
eddy is cheap though

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>>5629036
>>5628999

>nice
it is a hug box.

i hate myself and want to die to be desu

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Well fuck you too blinq

>>5629033
is that kayla?

>>5629046
me too dude

>>5629046
Whenever I hear someone to say something like that I want to hug them and tell that everything will be aright.

but I can't. sorry anon

>>5629040
>tfw you just tune out lainanon and don't believe anything she posts

>>5629045
>male gender marker
>hugbox

Oh hon

>>5629045
ehh you're pretty hot in that
i'd go out with you

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How beautiful it is to be reborn
As a brand new person in your life
Daydreaming at the shore
About a girl you were meant to be

All of you who stare and mock
Cannot see the rebirth inside
Stained tears gave birth to my wings
An angel to persevere and fly

Old friends go, family's now lost
Prejudice will unmask the truth
Staring in shower from those words
Determined to fight until I last

Meeting you at the fountain park
As a girl I was meant to be
Stumbling and giggling in heels
In a pink polka dot dress

My happiness, oh my fuel
Wish you could see me now
When days turn dark I become strong
A butterfly to soar through the wind

>>5629066
what is this hon bs

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FUCKING ARIN FROM GAME GRUMPS PASSES BETTER THAN ME

>>5629066
i want to be reborn as the dragon of the west

>>5629066
Oh just go fuck yourself

>>5629069
Most like vogHon...

>>5629066
>butterflies
fucking dropped

>>5628990
a-anyone?

>>5629071
stop bringing her up its making me sad that shes repressing everything

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>>5629058
It's all true though.

I fucking hate you all, you retards sit around flapping your fat disgusting fingers on the keyboard insulting each other all fucking day. Get a grip.

>>5629077
I want to put a leash on you suspend you upside down so I can feed you cock while chewing on your legs

>>5629066
>Stumbling and giggling in heels
>In a pink polka dot dress
yep kayla wrote this

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>>5629059
I didnt even know it said that..missec that completely top hon i win hopefully the prize is death.

>>5629066
wtf the fuck flowery garbage is this?

>>5629062
old picture senpai.
heres another rare

>>5629083
How is this post different?
1/10 I replied.

>>5629078
yeah sure post face cutei
>>5629086
that's a really complimentary pic but you do kind of look like youre about to murder me

Shut the fuck up with the erp. Give it a rest you autists.

>>5628966
well you're doing a good fucking job

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>>5629092
*sucks ur dick*

>>5629038
if only you had the money to match the mansion :/

wait hot tub kinda want.

>>5629086
You kind of look like gigi

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>>5629086
I look worse

>>5629092
*eats out your big clit*

>>5629095
Please don't

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>>5629105
O-oh sorry senpai ;~; *cries*

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>>5629083
Love you too anon

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>>5629091
when living with my ex eveyrday i had the murder faice it was hell living with that slob.

here another rare that shows my true hon face.


>>5629092
*i put on my robe and wizard hat*

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>>5629091
its the one i used for the results, so its not my most awake one...
is there hope for me?

>youtube recommends a video called "girl has sex with dog"
That's it I'm not spending any more time here.

>>5629092
*teleports behind u*

>>5629098
who?

>>5629102
it gendered you female you lose i win the sudoku prize is mine.

>>5629122
Are you German?

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this week is pretty good

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Urgh this sucks

>>5629122
why knot?

>>5629122
>tfw no dog bf

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>>5629130
top lel

>>5629066
>butterflies
I will break a butterfly sculpture in your honor.

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>>5629124
>implying I wasn't hugboxed

>>5629103
>>5629112
>>5629123
>>5629118

STOP

I'm not kidding around now, I will fucking end you people.

>>5629138
*kissu*

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11month hon coming through....

I look okay in front facing pics. :(
Have my ffs consult booked and I'm taking out all the credit cards xD

>>5629097
ikr? i'm still poor but hey
and yeah it's fucking awesome
i couldn't resist taking nudes in it either lol

>>5629128
Try a different angle. I'm pretty sure the one you took is a) generally a bad angle and b) a stereotypicall masculine one.

These systems are almost as dumb as the people in rate me and passing threads.

>>5629138
P-Please don't end me!
*hides*

>>5629144
your chin and brow are pointy but you look like a cute girl regardless. after ffs you will be hot tier

>>5629138
*tickles ur arsehole*
pls do, im kinda sad rn

>>5629128
you look pretty passable in that, even with the angle
as a bonus, you're also pretty hot
wanna d8 senpai

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>>5629138
Do et faggot

>>5629136
You weren't hugboxed.

Also for the millionth time, ffs isn't gonna fix your mind.

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>>5629136
well that text message seems a bit harsh you weren't im not playing this game you've seen me in person name one thing feminine about me..you cant.

>>5629132
>when senpai notice u

>>5629144
post a frontal view?

>>5629132
considering no human would go near you, i guess you could do worse than a dog

>>5629144
>xD
Are we Reddit now or what?

>>5629157
hai steam me pls

>>5629139
how the fuck did you get lips like that?

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>>5629157
>tfw no bully gf

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>>5629162
Degrade me harder, please make me feel worthless senpai

>>5629151
and yet she still looks passable and cute

>>5629145
fun stuff you a girl or boy?

>>5629144
everyone is geeting ffs except for me.

>>5629138
*gropes*
*licks*
*smacks*

>>5629138
a-anon sama, please don't be mad!
*kissu~~*

>>5629167
idk desu, i've only recently realized i have good lips
a bunch of people lately have just started kind of telling me they wanna fuck my face and a couple of those twitter CD people said they're jealous

>>5629172
That's why I'm saying different angle for a try. I agree she looks cute and to a human she would probably pass 90% of the time.

>>5629173
im girl but i looked like a hot guy in that studio lit bathroom
plus was unshaved
kinda really wanted to get fucked by myself after a minute using a rich people mirror

>>5629159
I was hugboxxed
Stop hug boxing

>>5629160
Frame
You aren't built like a monster truck like me

>>5629179
>to a human
are you the fucking predator or something?

>>5629167
sucking an inhuman amount of penis.

>>5629172
pretty much pretty people stop hogging the ffs.

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>>5629165
Did!!!
>>5629164
No b is
>>>/b/
That way
>>5629168
Its a rough feel
>tfw you'll never have your arms and legs amputated and used as a toy for the rest of your short life

>>5629151
>>5629156
I'm pretty sure it detected the windows behind me as my face but thanks

>>5629177
>a bunch of people lately have just started kind of telling me they wanna fuck my face
seconded

>tfw unpassable and ugly

It's not like I wanted to be happy or anything

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>>5629192
I know this feel tbhonest.

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Anybody else here have a hard time getting over stuff in the past? I wrote a bunch of edgy satanist stuff in a bathroom stall (stuff like "death to christians" and "satan is our god") in junior high and got caught and I cried like a little bitch. A bunch of teachers heard about it and started treating me like a freak and stuff like that.

I don't know why, but that memory still bothers me. I remember how scared and nervous I was.

>>5629185
No, but the system that marked her male wasn't a human, it was a shitty script.

>>5629190
Someone had a pic of a bed getting listed as a teenage girl on one of these dumb websites

>>5629190
lexie is a cutie

>>5629190
well you're hotter than me still

>>5629036
did you get your FFS yet?

>>5629195
Yeah, get over it.

We've all done stupid shit and gotten caught when we were younger.

I peed on a jewish kid's bed in a mental hospital, not sure why really, just seemed like a good idea, but man everyone thought I was an antisemite.

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>>5629185
kek

>>5629180
you should shave and dress cute =3
then put your benis in me bum.

>>5629184
uh your tiny than me let me have w.e you are smoking.

>>5629195
yeahhh
i got beat up by a bunch of girls in school once
i'm shorter than most girls

>>5629204
>wear's a women's medium
>tiny

I want what you're smoking

>>5629208
I wish.

>>5629204
i do dress cute from time to time, have been dressing cute in public more
apparently though i look like a rockstar
>then put your benis in me bum.
ok cute
i wanna use it before i lose it anyways

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>>5629195
A little bit. I can still remember how scared and nervous things made me in the past but it doesn't bother me much now. biggest thing that bothers me is I can't get over people

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>>5629161
Eww
I wish real life was 2d

>>5629210
Why so fat?

>>5629208
Trip on ufufu

>>5629210
>woman's medium is huge
Get a shrink

>>5629217
Not fat, just really big thick bones

>>5629215
Would cuddle with as a heterosexual cis male

Now stop fishing, you're practically a cis girl with all that bait.

>>5629091
senpai please, you are killing me

>>5629215
oh fuck
you're hot. bite me

>>5629223
Yeah keep telling yourself that sheen junior

>>5629195
i worshiped satan for years its a phase kids go through.

>>5629192
>>5629194
none of you really know this feel i still have to shave :/

>>5629210
i also wear a womens medium and you are shorter than me unless drugs fucked up my memory.

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>>5629208

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>>5629221
>women's medium isn't big
>mfw

>>5629222
Not really desu senpai

>>5629233
>i still have to shave
i do too
when i don't shave for a while though i start getting attracted to myself

>>5629233
That's the thing, I didn't really worship satan I just did it because it seemed funny. After a while, two guys I knew wrote stuff about black people and rape and that's how we got caught.

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>tfw ugly, dumb and manly

>>5629231
I'm 135lbs at 5'9
I'm literally a skeleton

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>>5629233
>worshipping satatan
>not being levan Satanist master race
JUST

>>5629239
Are you blind

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no more depression

everyone post music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ed6Kt6M1Q

>>5629246
im 6'1 and just under 140 step aside, im the skeletor of mtfg

>>5629224
>>5629230
Yeah but, .... Side view needs ffs :/
See
>>5629144
I mean, fuck. Pictures aren't 3d and I've never been ma'amd.


Gonna get my face chopped around june

>>5629215
are you the one getting ffs?

>>5629213
unless it trigger u. i bet your qt but probably 1milion miles away.

>>5629255
I see what you mean, yeah.

Just never let anyone to the side of you, do some classy side steps senpaitachi.

>>5629246
LOL

That's some delusion hon, you're fat as fuck. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.

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>>5629251
Piano house cures all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACZ6G3fJvKs

>>5629256
See
>>5629255
Mmhmm

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>tfw you might be kicked out just before uni starts again
>tfw you don't have to stay alive anymore
>tfw everyone elses feelings no longer matter

>>5629264
Ok
Nice b8 m8

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>>5629255
after ffs, you're going to look 10/10
can totally see you as one of those hot bright haired qts with a pixie cut

>>5629246
>>5629264
Can confirm, I was meth skinny at 135lbs and 5'10"

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>>5629251
https://youtu.be/tlTdxdK38Rc

>>5629256
it doesn't trigger me desu
im kinda cute
can comply with the peepee in bum part though
do we exchange emails now or something? :3

>>5629264
>anorexia talks

>>5629195
>Anybody else here have a hard time getting over stuff in the past?
I have a hard time getting over being born.

>>5629251
But what if I only listen to depressing music...

Tho this is my now playing so guess that's not true: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sw61oITuts

>>5629247
eh it was just an edgy phase laveys ideals were kind of silly to me especially the magick stuff.

>>5629267
lucky you genetics favor you and your rich.

>>5629251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKaIYwqDk-U

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>>5629238
mfw i have a womans small that is larger than another womans large, what is consistency senpai?

>>5629271
You're 30 pounds heavier than me, time to hit the gym hamplanet

>>5629251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRazgMj_cfE

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>>5629297
Skin and bones, sorry to break it to you, no one likes a literal skeleton.

I was wondering if I can ask my doctor/endo if I can have my balls removed? Who the heck do you ask to get the ball rolling (no pun intended) on castration?

ok cismale here, have a present for you /mtfg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho8uHDb7hVI

[spoiler] I unironically love this song

>>5629293
Only small I can wear is a men's

>>5629297
>wanting to be anorexic

>>5629308
hey cismale wanna fuck me
ill blow your dick real good

>>5629279
if you want to senpai keep in mind im not passable at all

>>5629284
this.

>>5629286
>rich
....I'm taking out 5 credit cards with a total of 30k foregoing financing a medical loan at 15% interest and $900 payments.

Yea, I'm so fucking loaded I'm living transition life on loan b/c they cant repo bones and cartilage>>5629290
being shaved down

>>5629311
trip on elanna

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>>5629308
I want to fucking murder you cis scum.

>>5629311
Back off, he's mine!

>>5629311
I'm sorry but I'm only into cis girls.

Please forgive me.

>>5629315
its ok, id still hit that

>>5629274
damn, i feel a little fat at 6'1 140

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>>5629308

aw i love santigold
this song is my jam literally 7 years ago lmfao

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>>5629321
Wow wtf

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>>5629251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag2THZKnwfE#t=425

>>5629319
i got a hard precum soaked dick just for you
good timing that you show up to be honest
let's 69, i'm hungry for some maddie ass

>>5629307
Call it an orchiectomy. Urologists do it, but you'll probably need some psych letters and proof of time spent on HRT.

>>5629318
Check your trans privilege shitlord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUGVf9TnrY4
this guy's music needs way more fucking recognition.