/mtfg/ Transgirl General

First for plaid.

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>9 memes early
wut r u doin?

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first for team /kayla/

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I love my anime husbando

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>TFW >>5611771 is a kind enough person that you kind of hope that he sweeps you off your feet and makes you his waifu.

I'm kind of blushing hard right now.

>tfw you will never choke to death on pizza

it's the only way i could die doing what i love

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>>5611777
Just checking out your trips sexy girl thats all.
>tfw no precum soaked elanna to suck on

>tfw arranging to suck some guys dick over OKC

So this is how it starts. Fuck you guys and your talk about throbbing cocks spurting hot seed down your throats.

>>5611785
about that...

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How is your Straya day going grills?

>>5611793
i don't celebrate living in one of the worst countries on the planet.

>>5611781
I try my best. And we can make that happen. I could sing you love songs from the 50s that I know by heart, and call you my pretty woman as we drive with the top down~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnRS3A_iIYg

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>>5611785
>>tfw no precum soaked elanna to suck on
a-anon I..

>>5611769
God I want that pizza. Exercising constantly again is making me furiously hungry for anything with a trace of fat.

So ignoring all this salivating, who else is looking to get a toned body?

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>>5611798
....How did you know that I love the oldies?!

>>5611803
miss cock produces tinkler juice

>>5611788
You're going to love it. Dick is delightful.

>>5611803
Shh. Dont think about it. Just let it happen.

>>5611796
Whats so bad about Aus though?
(Besides the bogans)

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>>5611769
xth for unrelenting lewd feels

>>5611813
The way we treat refugees is pretty disgusting

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>>5611804
Dont give up desu. Its worth it. Ignore the demon treats and tone your form as I am trying to do!

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>>5611807
>>5611809

>>5611813
population, isolation, lack of resources, no known coverage for ffs/srs. being diagnosed with terminal shitposting.

>>5611813
[spoiler]apart from the conservative government, australia isn't even that bad[/spoiler]

>>5611813
They won't cut your dick off for free :3

>>5611819
NO ELANNA DONT DO IT!

>>5611820
Still the sickest cuntry m8

Things are going good with a girl i met online. We're not dating or anything yet but at the very least is nice having a friend that understands you and vice versa

>>5611806
It was just a guess, a good one I suppose~ I grew up with songs like those as a kid. I can also sing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oghoQEP3dDM
Do you like slow dancing? I could practice sweeping you off your feet~

I don't think I got the job
As if I ever had a chance

How do I stop feeling like an impostor

>>5611828
i have only met one tolerable australian. period.

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>>5611827
Too late
l-lol..

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>>5611838
I feel like this scene describes what you said well... and the last two in the sequence describing how I feel at the moment....

>>5611816
>>5611820
>>5611824
Well ok but it could be worse, at least were not American ;)

>>5611819
ouch

>>5611848
i mean you say this but i'm literally never going to afford ffs/srs.

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hello my "friends" what is in the hizzy

stay frosty my dudes :)

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>>5611848
Yeah it ain't so bad I guess
In theory I could save up by working a shitty job for a couple of years (while living like a Jew)
'tis an annoyance

Either way, I'm probably going to leave this country once I've got my life together.

>>5611854
Well medicare coverage may change in the future.
Or you could work hard and save.

has anyone tried to treat their GID with anything other than transition? I'm a few months in on HRT and while I love it, I can't help feel weird cause I also feel good after I binge/purge, but doctors encourage one and discourage the other

pls tell me why it's not hypocritical to affirm one delusion and demonize another

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>>5611827
>>5611850

>>5611860
>yeah let the taxpayers pay for muh cosmetic surgery!

>>5611846
I dont think i'm that flattering, i'm probably just a hopeless romantic. What I wouldnt give to be in that situation right now, that happy. That dress is incredibly cute, and I bet no one could wear it as well as you could~

>>5611863
>yeah let the taxpayers pay for gina reinhart's fuel bill
We already pay for more expensive stupid shit, this isn't gonna break the bank.

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How to get a haircut when a disgusting manly hon?

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>>5611871
get a bowlcut

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>>5611873
I have a tranny bowl cut already.

>>5611877
what does that even mean lmao

>>5611817
You fucking bitch, that honey cruller is figuratively calling my name though the screen. I'm only a twenty minute jog from the nearest 24/7 Tim's. I'm going to drink water until I'm too full to snack.

>>5611871
grow it out until your not a hon, or if you've lost all hope of not being a hon get an androgynous cut

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>>5611769
Pizza hurts my stomach.

>>5611776
Second for plaid

>>5611843
You're post op? Im incredibly jealous.

>>5611871
Go online and look up local hair salons. Look for the name of a stylist that has consistently good reviews. Find a picture of a womans haircut you like. Make appointment, show up with picture, have hair cut as such.

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I want a boyfriend ;_;

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>>5611869
That'll come later...
I'm going to bed now... I feel...
Great. Thank you...

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>>5611881
Long hair with flat bangs except it's really shitty.

>tfw everyone tells you to cut your hair but I can't because male voice and male face.

>>5611883
Well it's shoulder length and some people have said I pass but I feel like the pic i've showed was just too good.

>>5611871
Manly square head here
tfw not enough hair to disguise it

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>>5611861
p-pls I don't wanna end up as a hun or an early corpse if I decide to not transition, but I don't see what the difference between anorexia and being trans is

>>5611863
well like isn't it technically cosmetic surgery for like fixing stuff from natural deformities and accidents and war injuries too?
aside from quality of life stuff u could probably make an argument of it increasing someone's functionality as a contributing member of society just liek with transition where otherwise trans people often end up costing tax money on assistance programs from their issues

>>5611886
Goodnight pretty woman, hopefully we get to talk again sometime soon, and thank you for being perfect~

>>5611885
I know that feel. :0

>>5611886
I will never get married
I'm not even going to be alive on saturday

>>5611887
thats beautiful, i'll have to remember that. it makes so much sense why a lot of trans have bangs now.

>>5611889
>tfw you will never tranisition to be a hun

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>>5611877
no get an actual bowlcut

you'll pass flawlessly :)

>>5611890
but wouldn't being too "fat" be a natural deformity to an anorexic?

>>5611896
hun, hon, potc, whatever

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>>5611898
T-thanks yume.

>>5611900
wut

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>>5611887
talk to your stylist and tell/show her that you want [feminine style]

if you have to tell her that you're trans, stylists want to work with you and are usually really nice

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And then I never heard from him again

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>>5611904
hey girl... no problem here to help

hit me up whenever im always free to help... im a nice guy :P

>>5611908
like I'm anorexic, if I were to try and get liposuction and said it was to correct a natural deformity I'd be laughed out of the clinic.

likewise, how is it correcting a natural deformity for a transperson to get cosmetic surgery on their genitalia to match an equally deluded view of their body as the anorexic seeking weight loss surgery?

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>>5611909
Do I go to a hair place for women or one for everyone?

My hair is an awful neet mess and I dont want to make them uncomfortable but maybe just having a male voice isn't so bad if my face passes like people say.

Alsooo no idea what to do with my bangs, like my forehead isn't so big so maybe I don't have to hide it completely but I do like bangs and I don't think my hairline is that great.

>>5611912
wow thx ^.^

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>>5611917
hey.... look i know i said im here to help but would u stop hitting on my bae? kinda pissin me off... if u do it im gonna be like.. im gonna be seriously ticked off dude....

grrrrr you're lucky its not a full moon

>>5611910
What happened? You were going to suck his dick, werent you?

>>5611910
it's like a cardinal rule not to send two messages in a row though. you have to say something first

>>5611793

i've spent it in bed listening to the hottest 100

>>5611922
I told him I wanted to cut my dick off and he wasn't interested anymore
>>5611923
I don't know what you mean :(

>>5611917
I'd go to one for both, but either should work just fine honestly.

I can't really recommend anything specifically bc I dont know what your face looks like, but a stylist can work that out with you

>>5611928
he sent the last message. he never heard back from you, not the other way around.

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>>5611919
Fight me pussy

>>5611884
For about 2 and a half years now yeah

>>5611912
>>5611919
I love these spurdos yume

>>5611930
Oh I see. Maybe you're right. Oh shit :/ I just kind of assumed that meant he wasn't interested

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>>5611929
Here's a self portrait.

What if I go to a woman hair place and they get upset because i'm a disgusting man creature? ;-;

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>>5611931
aFUCK OFF DUDE YOU'RE REALLY TICKING ME OFF RIGHT NOW IF IT WAS A FULL MOON TONGIHT ID GO FUCKING FERAL ON UR FUCKING TRANNY ASS U PIEC EO FSHIT GET THE FUCK AWAY FRIOM MY WAIFU U FUCKING POIECE OF SHIT FUCKING ASSHOLE ILL FUCK YOU UP
>>5611932
ITS NOT FUCKING SPURDO ITS FUCKING GONDOLA. GONDOLA IS NOT SPURDO

YOU FUCKING DUMB IDIOT RETARD WE'RE THROUGH IM DONE WITH YOU GO FUCK THAT ANIME POSTER YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE A FUCKING MONSTER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>5611934
Don't assume that! He's probably beating himself up wondering if he said the wrong thing and blew it with a really sweet girl right this minute.

>>5611934
his message does have a finality to it but it's possible he's just a poor communicator

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>tfw not a wizard anymore

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>>5611938
Sshhhhh its OK yume have a spurdo

>>5611914
I meant deformity in a medical context, things like anorexia and bdd are considered more delusional conditions, gender dysphoria is not
the treatment for gender dysphoria is transition because it has extremely positive results and brings risk rates for most things in-line with the general population, surgery for anorexia or bdd tends to just reinforce things and lead to desire for more surgery without improving conditions

>how is it correcting a natural deformity for a transperson to get cosmetic surgery on their genitalia to match an equally deluded view of their body as the anorexic seeking weight loss surgery
because dysphoria is not considered delusion and transition is an effective treatment for it

this is basically the same bad bait as trolls arguing that if we indulge the "delusion" of trannies we have to do it for people that think they're attack helicopters or anything else

>>5611934
At least say thanks or anything.

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>>5611946
that

IS

FUCKING

GONDOLA

awoooooooooo IM GOING FERAL

>>5611940
>>5611943
Well I sent him another message with an emoji in it but it was short and sweet. So if he replies, cool, but if not, I'll retain my dignity

>>5611950
>feral
>>>/fur/

>>5611861
>>5611889
>>5611914
can anyone answer this, or is there no logical answer

>>5611948
>I think I am overweight
>patient is underweight
delusion

>I think I am a woman
>patient is XY and has a penis
completely fine legit identity

why is it not considered a delusion though, like I am legitimately curious. do you have any sources showing transition brings risk rates into line?

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>>5611950
S P U R D O
P
U
R
D
O

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>tfw so disgusting autists won't even rate you

Send help.

>>5611952
rocknroll

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>>5611954
fart on ur mom kid this is an inclusive friendly enviroment where we can ALL yiff in piece.. haters swipe left
>>5611959
AGFSDGSDFAGASfdsafAFSDGDAFSGqawfsdgdSFafSDFsdfSDFsdfDSFsdfSDFdsfDSFdsfS

>>5611936
New drawing Lain?

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>>5611936
they wont just kick you out

they'd probably just give you weird looks and recommend going to a different salon if you were like a super hon or something, but I'm sure they probably at least work with gay guys too so dont get too worried

I really doubt you look that bad tho

>>5611961
rock out with your gt out

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>>5611960
sameeeee.

got two replies.

feelsbadman

one was troll as fuck.


i'll rate you anon-kun! fuck these hoes

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FUCK OFF SPURDOFAGS

DIE

>>5611955
>talking about gender
>continues on sex
Maybe that's why? If trans people actually thought they had the body and Genetics of a woman then they would be delusional. But gender ain't sex.

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>>5611963
Yes, a masterpiece.

>>5611964
>I really doubt you look that bad tho
I got a ... rating by someone who looks like a fucking retard.

I am GROSS
At least he rated me with other girls I guess? lel

>>5611968
Do it.

>>5611940
>He's probably beating himself up wondering if he said the wrong thing and blew it with a really sweet girl right this minute.

>THIS

You'd be amazed how often this happens. The guy thinks he blew it, but didn't, and the girl never communicates, and that's where a budding romance ends.

Don't let it end, maddie!

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>>5611962
I gotta go to bed so I'll leave you with a picture of asuka

nini emteefug!

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>>5611977
if i could beat u i would

u'd be pulp

Does anyone else wish the trolls had their own general? It bugs me that they make dozens of identical threads daily, and even more seeing them infesting our generals.

>>5611960
Where's the pic? I'll rate you?

>>5611974
you already send a picture? direct me to it i'm very lazy

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hey guys do you like my computer case?

you guys dont think im a faggot cause i got a pink computer cause right?

>>5611972
how is that gondola a the right holding that bat

is it just floating there or are they like made of velcro or something??

>>5611974
what did he rate you

also I wouldnt trust ratings from people with too many chromosomes

>>5611973
>sex
>XY/Penis
>objective fact with tangible evidence

>gender
>??? muh feelings
>subjective thoughts without basis

if sex is determined by physical components, then gender must be determined by psychological components? So doesn't follow that gender is just a delusion of the mind

>>5611982

he never posts pictures, he just fills half of each thread with posts about how he's the worst looking manly hon in the world and that everyone that genders him female in day to day life is hugboxing

he's an attention whore, not someone that legitimately wants feedback

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>friend asks if I wanna hang out
>say ok
>never replies
>tfw meme'd

>>5611987
i think you're a faggot for that cable management

>>5611976
He is a surgeon too...maybe he will fix my gt

>>5611988
No rating ;-;
I mean I can understand the low rating because I am pretty fucking ugly and neet but come on.

>tfw getting bullied by retards

>>5611990
>he
I love this ruse.

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>>5611988
dude dont ask dont tell
>>5611995
go take a dookie on ur mommy kid

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>>5611977
nini elanna

>>5611987
I think you look like a faggot, but not because of the case

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>>5612003
does a faggot have a rad haircut like me though? didnt think so fuckboy

>>5611987
Is that a ninox aurora

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>>5612007
yes

>>5612009
nice

>>5612005
>>5612005
can't trump that logic

you do have a pretty rad haircut

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>>5612012
hey do u like that mouse? i think its pretty rad the only thing that t*cks me off is that the drivers dont work with botnet 10 so i cant make it pink :(
>>5612013
hey thanks.. i know i have a good haircut... hop off my dick?

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>tfw you look disgusting but can't fix it because too manly

What the fuck does ... mean? ;_;

>>5611990
Well then, I am disappointed AND annoyed now...

>>5611996
Not if you're dating- there's laws about that stuff. Good luck whatever you choose to do though. And especially good luck with the lucky guy. ;)

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guys i did some shrooms in the woods last week and realised im not transgender but im actually stargender.. hope im still allowed to post here and stuff but ive really found my new self

for all you living under a rock..."Stargender– An otherworldly gender that is beyond comprehension in earthly terms, as if it originated from beyond the earth. OR a gender that cannot be defined no matter how many other terms are coined OR simply the gender of a star."


i hope we can still be good pals guys,., but this is who i am

>>5612021
it means you're either fucked or delusional

consider ffs

>>5612033
im otherkin, can we hang out?

>Tfw you hit the bowl after three days without weed

>>5612037
>tfw want ffs but don't really have any idea what makes my face look "off"

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>>5612038
i dont think that exists sorry.. go back to tumblr kid
>>5612042
DUDE

WEED

LMAO
>>5612037
S A V A G E

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>>5612037
Like is he saying i'm too ugly or that I look like a man?

People have said I don't need ffs but my chin is meh but I need to fix my neet

>>5611955
aside from co-morbidity of bdd and general self-image issues trans people don't literally see themselves as physically women, they see themselves accurately and feel distress from what neurological research suggests is a structural mismatch from partial feminization/masculinization in the womb caused by epigenetic factors and transition corrects that mismatch as far as transition technology has come
people with conditions like bdd and anorexia have a warped deluded perception of what their body is like which is generally not corrected by surgery/weight loss, they just want more because it doesn't change their delusional perception and weightless can just feed into itself which is why anorexia/bulimia can be so dangerous

I don't have links on hand but there's that study that anti-trans people including that one doctor guy often claim shows a lack of improvement in suicide rates after transition but can only be interpreted that way if you ignore the demographic data showing improvements after 1989 and other studies show transition in either direction brings various health risk rates in-line with the sex that people transition to
I'm heading to bed soon and not gonna try to prove stuff to u that hard but u rlly should do ur own research and get a general idea of the landscape of current medical research and knowledge

>tfw no one with a milking fetish to relieve the strain of your full breasts

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>>5612055
eat some celery or something jesus christ..... why didnt u mark the fat? u just made up random shit to complain about on ur face that doesnt make sense but u leave out the fact that ur fuckin fat

just lose weight and see if you still "NEED" ffs dude holy shit

>>5612057
>Tfw this is exactly my fetish
Faye please

I remember I was in a cam-chat mtfg room and some ugly guy was crying because he was too ugly to ever pass, so I decided to hugbox him and tell him that he wasnt that ugly and that hormones were going to work eventually. So this little faggot replied "thanks, it means a lot to me, if some of the pretty girls who are on cam would said that to me I wouldnt believe them because they have it easier, but if somebody ugly say it it feels more real" or some bullshit like that.
That was many months ago
Now I think I found her again and she totally dont pass. kek

>>5612057
haven't u made posts about how ur gf sucks ur breasts a lot?

>>5612048
fuck you im a dragon

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>>5612063

>uglies

no thx stop posting

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>>5612068
im Gondgender - a gender relating to or associating with Gondola (meme)

get used to it bigots

>>5612019
I liked it alright but the scroll wheel on mine got a bit fucked.

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>>5612063
>tfw can make people feel better about themselves with my ugly

>>5612074
ur just spurdo in denial

>>5612060
me being a land whale is obvious
> u just made up random shit to complain about
obviously because I don't have dysphoria

>>5611987

nah, you're a faggot cuz you post on /lgbt/ desu

can someone define 'eating right' to me?

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>>5612048

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>>5612075
i hope that doesnt happen to mine... this is the coolest mouse ive had in a long time im poppin domes like BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM OWHHHHH u feel me man? best other one i had was WMO which was alright... i still have it but i fucked it up kinda :((((

i really like it... i never thought the esreality mouse was going to be any good i thought it wasnt going to happen or it wouldve been AWFUL but damn niggas know how to make a mouse sheeit
>>5612077
*farts on you're are mommy*
>>5612081
dude come on... like... ugh come on dude................... not cool?
>>5612079
dude just fuckin lose weight then see if u still need FFS
>>5612082
eat some fucking guacamole and dont eat pizza every day u fucking pig

>>5612057
Tell your gf to develop the fetish ASAP. Your poor breasts must ache.

>>5612086

>not cool

truth hurts? hardly uncool, but whatever.

>>5612082
Ideally it would probably be managing the calorie levels as well as fibers, vitamins, carbs, proteins, fats, etc. You can eat more of the non processed foods and have similar caloric intake.

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>>5612077
>just spurdo
how dare you

Gondola is the ultimate human. He represents our journey in understanding life; which is meaningless. Our eternal struggle against ourselves.

Gondola isn't supposed to be sad, he is supposed to be melancholic.

He is not suicidal, but accepts life as it is and experiences it as an observer.

Gondola is a wanderer who sees the world in a state of eternal melancholy, unable to do anything about it but move from place to place.

Gondola himself is an abstract form, and the combination of gondola and the landscapes he frequents (be it photography, painting, or digital) represent the unexplainable melancholy of the artist behind him.

He is far more than a sad frog with a rope around his neck.

>>5612089
dude.........
wtf man
fart
fart
fart

umad kid.... ;o)

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>>5612086
>dude just fuckin lose weight then see if u still need FFS
I have tried
but I am kind of too pathetic
and I am killing myself in a few days because I didn't get that job and I have no way to ever pay for ffs or srs

and yes I can tell that my 3cm long upper lip needs to be lifted to make it look less masculine
I can tell that my brow bone protrudes and I know that the bruising/bags under my eyes will never go away because its genetic and caused over a long period of time of crying, sneezing and sleepless nights.

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>>5612082
well it can depend a bit on ur particular health traits and needs tbqh but generally lots of fruits and veggies, whole grains, quality seafood and occasional meat, limit overly processed foods aside from fermentation "processing"
I could go on about specifics about all sorts of stuff but I'm in pain and fading fast

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Hey yall! how is everyone?!

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>>5612101
all i heard was ABLOO BLOO BLOO

do it, u wont

>>5612086
nice memes cocksucker
>>5612082
yeah im aware of that but i dont know the orgnization of it all
>>5612103
can i ask you for the specifics when you feel better?
wish i knew where to get good seafood too

>>5612108
>do it, u wont
you are in for a surprise

>>5612101
dont kill yoursef if you kill yourself you'll be dead

>>5612082 (You)
yeah im aware of that but i dont know the orgnization of it all
meant for
>>5612091

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>>5612116
take out a bunch of people before u do it

nothing to lose, right?

>>5612118
thats the idea

>>5612120
yeah idk there. This one seemed decent
>leddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/3ynr3d/hey_everyone_ive_been_receiving_a_lot_of/

but yeah they seem to have crazy good results.

>>5612128
you should make it a rule that you arent allowed to kill yourself until you are a healthy weight

>>5612101
>tfw even sheen's side profile is passes and you're a confirmed hon

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>>5612128
you shouldn't do that, i belive in you

>>5612132
then I will never kill myself and be a landwhale forever

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>>5612107
very good honestly

my gf finally got a new graphics card so I've been watching her play gta5, and I'm excited to actually be able to play high quality games

also getting high which is always nice

how are you??

>poor
>costs $1000 a year to look like a girl
wow

>>5612082
eat your macros

>>5612137
I wanna get GTA V on PC but it's a lot of shekels

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Sorry i havent been posting I been real busy!

>>5612137
bored, tired, working to much, and rethinking my transition... but good, my girlfriend is acting weird, but a co worker who knows im trans was flirting with me, and that was nice.

>>5612136
or you'll lose weight and you wont want to kill yourself

>>5612140
what cost $1000 a year? hormones?

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>>5612144
60$ is a lot of money man... woooo doggy

>>5612151
I keep forgetting that I'm not trans and don't have dysphoria or that I shouldn't worry about having no way to ever paying for my surgeries or future

>>5612144
>GTA V on PC
is easy 6/10 breddy gud

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>>5612162
It's like $80 here
I'm a Jew, so I rarely spend that amount of money in one go

>>5612115
yeah if u see me around wheneves then u can ask me, I'm still heading to bed soon but I'm vaping a cap full'a cannabis to feel better, so a bit on seafood:
cold-water fish are generally better
larger and older fish and bottom feeders can accumulate more mercury and larger fishes can be bigger ecological losses, many don't realize the tuna they're scarfing down in their sushi is older than them
oily fish are the the ones that have what u rlly want from fish and of the oily fish anchovies and sardines are fairly ecologically stable and some of the healthiest, squid ar also stable and pretty healthy, shellfish are good but are very environmentally sensitive to contamination and over-fishing and on that note the same type of fish from different areas are not necessarily equal because of differences in how fisheries are managed for example most salmon is improperly managed and most farmed salmon is a health and environmental disaster

>>5612162
>$60
>$89.95 in australia
>$74.99usd in steam is $108.09aud
for a pc game, yes that's a lot of money

>>5612163
everything will be ok hopefully

>>5612167
>$80
jesus christ thats ridiculous

im so sorry kuppy

>>5612163
Losing weight would probably make you feel a bit better.

I woke up to catch the bus to get to therapy.

>first bus didn't come
>second bus didn't come

After waiting for 30 minutes I decided to come back home and wait here and drink coffee. Now the next bus is announced to be at least 10 minutes late. Siiiiiggghhhhh...

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>>5612186
It's not too bad I guess
Just a minor annoyance
Our dollar is shit right now and our government likes to tax everything.

>>5612163
thats ok, do what you love, and the money will follow. i currently have no way of makeing money for srs, but i trust that if i keep my head up ill figure out something... besides if you kill yourself, then you get rid of any chance of that ever happening

welll pain and shakiness has subsided and I'm exhausted and gonna try to get to sleep before I start to feel shitty again

nigty night mtfg

>>5612201
Nite

i feel shitty
dont know what to do with my life

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>>5612201
night E nite

>>5612197
please promise me you move out of aus at some point

I dont want my kuppy to be practically have to sell his soul for games

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>>5612218
>his

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>>5612208
I know that feel... Im thinking go back to school

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>>5612170
>mfw it will only get worse for us from here

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>>5612218
>his

>>5612218
>his
Wew

Don't worry, I'll move out of Australia as soon as I get my life together (6 yrs at most)

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>>5612221
>>5612229
>>5612231


uh well fuck

I'm super high but holy shit o~o

I'm not gonna post for a week because im a bitch and an autist

>>5612237
Ahh don't worry about it
I'm not offended or anything

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lol gem is losing it over this

this is 2 funny

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>>5612242
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>>5612242
nice gondola

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>>5612244
ty friend

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>>5612246

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>>5612248
thats not gondola... wtf?

>>5612218
>his

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I'm a hrrible person and this is awkward af

>>5612242
but kuppys going to hate me!! ;~;

>>5612241
why

I would be

>>5612251
I see no problem here

>>5612253
Gem it's alright
I recognized that it was a typo
You don't have to worry, I don't get offended by this stuff.

Don't get mad at yourself, mmkay

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>>5612274
RIP INTO HER DUDE

SHOW HER WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

GET AT HER THROAT

>>5612278
are you the same yume that posted their soles?
they were damn cute

>>5611769
>tfw 4 dollars in my checking account and all I have in my house is half a jar of jelly and a bottle of barbecue sauce.
plz send food I am starving

>>5612253
Tumblr-trip needs to kill herself :)

>>5611804
Will join you. Going to be the tranny with nice six pack abs itt.

ughhh pizza sounds so good being vegan is garbage sometimes.

>>5612294
You can get vegan pizza
I can get a super one within like 5 mins of me

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>>5612288
ya thanks my feet thank u

>>5612295
poor because tortured reclusive musician (autistic NEET)

>>5612295
Disgusting

>>5612300
it's actually super good.

>>5612300
>hating on Pissaladière
You're the disgusting one

>>5612312
>using le hipster name for some disgusting take-out

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>>5612289
>tfw $12k in my bank and pay goes through tonight too

So recently I've been thinking about how style plays a big part in passing, like, you've got to have a style that complements your appearance. But the problem is cis girls by our age have had years of experience slowly and subconsciously building up a look that suits them. Especially since splashing out on several years-worth of wardrobe to experiment isn't an option, how do I figure out what kind of girl I am?

Is it possible to have a unfixable face even with ffs at 21 or is dysphoria messing with me

>>5612323
Girls just wear whatever makes men look at them the most while still staying above the slut-threshold

>>5612323
pick out some styles/trends you like, take a look at what makes and breaks them in terms of body shape, for example I like vintage fashion, everything will look horrible on me. you may have way more luck than I
>>5612325
you could always upload a face pic to the site unsee if you want a second opinion here

>>5612351
Im really uncomfortable with posting my face esp since seeing my face can ruin my day

>>5612351
>tfw I look like garbage in everything

>>5612351
How much do you weight, Lizbell?

>>5612364
70kg of ass, but my gorilla skeleton means nothing will ever be good

>>5612368
Post ass

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>>5612369

>>5612376
Post buttock u slut

>>5612386
you demanded ass and I delivered ass, don't be greedy

>>5612395
This is why a man will never love you

>>5612402
we both know that's not why

>>5612323
This is a good question
You want to wear what you're confident in, but you don't want to look awkward nor stand out

d e d
e
d

>>5612449
i wish i was dead.

>>5612449
it died because that lizbell dude won't fuck off

>>5612449
Post butt

>australia day
>go to pick up my drunken parents from a family friends house
>"hey anon, gonna get in the pool?"
>"n-no thanks, i'm fine"
>"stop being such a girl, you'll turn into one"
if only

>>5612453
same tbhon
>tfw not spooki ghost

>>5612459
let's kill each other tenderly.

>>5612458
>in hs
>girl comes up to me
>wow jörmy you have such nice skin, you should become a girl
j-jokes on her

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>>5612458
>Australia day
>remembering my ancestors were genocided by the British

^

Daily reminder that low self confidence is not attractive

>>5612458
>anon you should really get a haircut
>you look like a girl
Ha ha

>>5612466
>wow jörmy you have such nice skin, you should become a girl
oh god
this legitimately happened to me
>"i'd support you anon! we could be friends and all!"
closet me was freaking out

>>5612458
>"you are such a girl"
>"we should put a flower in your hair lol"
>start transitioning
>"bro you are like the guy from wolfenstein 3d man, you are the manliest thing out dude"

>>5612481
Fuck testosterone

hai friends

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Fuck yeah Australia day. Who /au/ here? Also why was the winner of the Triple J hottest 100 so shit?

>>5612504
>hottest 100
Haven't listened since 2010.
It's all shit these days.

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>>5612466
No one told me I should be a girl
Everyone said "stop doing x, you'll look like a girl"
;~;

>>5612508
Rewd there are still some good songs.

Last night I dreamt of San Pedro. Well, not exactly, but of how I learnt to dance with my friends on La Isla Bonita as a kid... Would have been nice if the dream stopped there, since it's not that enough that I dream about a memory that's both real and unpleasant.
Except it segued into how I cracked my skull open the year before. And again, that girl dying in a crummy hospital room.
I'm beginning to wish I could go without sleeping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3nJgo-xWcM

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>>5612455
it's true, what can I say anon
>>5612453
me too friend
>>5612458
>social Alzheimers with my mother
>you'd be happier if you hit the gym and toned up
>you'd look more handsome with shorter hair
>why can't you ever see the upside of life
>when you have kids of your own you will understand

>>5612512
i listened to a lecture on the 'evolution of history' on radio national
better tbdesu

>>5612510
I mean i got called fag alot esp from my dad

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>>5612516
Radio nation is pretty gucci too. I was at a Australia day bbq tho so not really fitting radio for that.

>>5612515
why do you even come here no one fucking likes you

>>5612521
national*

Well work is going gr8 so far, some faggot execs from the company decided to turn up and audit the place and im sitting in the corner sperging out. 10/10

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>>5612478
>think all my friends would hate me if I transition
>finally start
>they're all supportive
fug

>>5612481
Iktf

>>5612510
Even my grandad said I'll make a good housewife one day ;~;

>>5612540
Your grandpa wants to fill your asshole obviously

>>5612540
How to get family to be more like this?

>>5612540
>Even my grandad said I'll make a good housewife one day ;~;
wow thats pretty great.

>>5612522
come on now who will make me feel better by proxy if he goes

>>5612547
me ;)

>>5612541
;~;

>>5612543
>>5612546
T-This was before I started transitioning...

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>>5612552
Lucky you
A lot of my family would probably see me as a weirdo

>>5612553
You never know unless you tell them senpai, unless they are bogans, abos or lebs :^)

>>5612554
Implying petrol huffers know what trans is

>>5612554
>psych asks me if im going to come out to my brick laying literal biker gang member father
Lmao

>>5612554
A lot of them a kinda kekservative
and tend to criticize me when I do something girly
I think my mother would support

>>5612553
>being this much of a bitch
nigga I came out to my family and I live in rural Kentucky

>>5612559
Alright then
I promise I will come out this year

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>>5612556
i did it to my east end london born & bred stepdad who was a cop for 20 years desu

>>5612555
i kek'd thanks anon

>>5612557
they'll find out sooner or later m8

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>>5612540
p-pls be my housewife, or let me be your housewife.. ;~;

>>5612564
I will do it
Someday

sheen passed away due to tremendous amounts of manly thoughts

>>5612555
but my father is abo and he is accepting.

>>5612556
>my_extended_family_.txt
>>5612557
probably filtered but lets do this.
>I think my mother would support
start with her, explain how you feel to her and how it's impacting your life right now, be as subtle as you wish.
>>5612564
mwee indeed

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>tfw trans
>dont accept other trans people or yourself
>others accept you
this is so screwed up

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>>5612584
i reject the notion of transgenderism
i accept other transpeople
i don't accept myself

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goodnight

>>5612583
Was always gonna come out to mother first, I believ she'd be the most supportive

I think I'm starting to lactate or something, occasionally a bit of clearish white fluid is on the end of my nipples, and if I squeeze a bit more comes out.
I didn't know this sort of thing could happen but I guess it's probably a side effect of HRT? I've been on it for a year though, so it seems a little weird that this would happen all of a sudden.
Anyone else deal with something like this?

>>5612584
I know right, fuck I hate being a tranny, like is there anything more retarded than this?

>>5612591
that's actually semen
your lactic veins have connected to your penic veins
you'd best see a doctor soon

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>>5612568
Boys like me can't be housewives tho

>>5612596
that's a lie
as the only guy that did home ec, my teacher said i'd make the best housewife out of the lot of us.

>>5612596
>gender roles
c'mon

>>5612596
if you are a boy then why do you have hips and breasts and why were you born with a vagina

>>5612596
Girls cant be boys silly

>>5612596
did you finally get the testosterone in the mail jårms

>>5612601
>not wanting your bf to come up behind you and breed your boipucci while you're cooking a meal

>>5612611
>not mixing your bf's cum into your food

>not even trans but get mistaken for a girl all of my life
what a world

>>5612613
>not mixing spare hrt into your bfs food

>>5612615
>tfw no-one will ever transition you without telling
feels bad

>>5612615
>your bf injects your glute with steroids every time you have sex
>he berates and laughs at you as you detransition and turn into a hideous beast

>>5612614
good thing you aren't repressed and posting in a tranny thread or anything then