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What's the best way to romance a butthole, gaygen?

Last thread: >>5603936
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IF YOU POST IN THIS THREAD YOU WILL DIE THIS YEAR
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first for tops really have no idea how great it feels for them to literally just rub their head against the bp
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>>5605294
tranny here
thank christ, bring it on
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>>5605270

Would you fugg me as the #1 Star Prize For Outstanding Achievement then Senpai?

Please?
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>>5605303

Idk post more butt
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Someone in a thread a while back was describing the feeling of having a beard rubbed against their bp. I need to get myself a bf and experience this feel.
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>>5605294
noice
will I get laid this year or nah
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I've never been that crazy about being rimmed, but I have to admit that it apparently works very well when done right. Like, I think I'm relatively tight because it's often hard to get a finger in, but when a guy's rimmed me for a while he can suddenly get it right in and it surprises me how good it feels and how little it hurts and then I even actively start wanting it and will end up riding him without him having to insist on it. Crazy, man, crazy.
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I fell asleep from 5-9 and now I can't sleep.
Gotta be up at 8.30.
urgggggggggg
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why the fuck can't I find feminine guys who are into masculine guys anymore

why do fems want to date other fems

this is bullshit
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>>5605316
because fems are great
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>>5605316

Because masc4fem = str8

Breeders raus
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>>5605316
literally what LMAO
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>>5605321
women dont have cute penises I can suck though
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>>5605288
lik dis:
http://49.media.tumblr.com/fa4c9058794cb2cc4383cc6789572b45/tumblr_mvapmj2oOl1s8jy83o1_400.gif
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why the fuck can't i find masc guys who are into autistic guys anymore

why do mascs want to date other mascs

this is bullshit
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>>5605316

I'm not super masc, but I've kind of hopped on the bandwagon here, too.Maybe didn't think I was good enough for twinks, but now I maybe don't care.
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>>5605335

Biscum raus
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>>5605342

lots of masc guys are autistic
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>>5605316
i am fem4masc tbqh
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I don't really understand the stigma against hook ups. Safely practicing sex is a good, natural thing in my opinion. Straight guys don't get shit for trying to pick up girls, and anonymous, drunken one night stands seem far more risky than a hashed out, consensual fuck, especially when you can pick and choose the guy and get to know him through the app before committing to anything. I reckon getting experience is going to be good for your sex life with your partners/bfs in the future. You don't want to just be lying there like a flannel, or fumbling about trying to figure out where it all goes on your wedding night, do you?
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>>5605321
>>5605344
>raus
?
what does this word mean pls?
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>>5605351
tbqh I was meming but no there really is no autistic mascs, socially slightly shy but otherwise no

and the ones that are tend to be into trannies with dicks that look like those RAT 6 mouses.
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>>5605306

Good enough for you Senpai? Pleeaaaase?
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>>5605357
lmao /r/creepypasta material F A M
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>>5605356
your kind is slowly disappearing and I am worried

>tfw no fem bf to refer to as my gf
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>>5605361
It means "Get out!" in German.
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>>5605361

>>5605363

Incorrect tbqh just look at fit
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>>5605368
body of a child
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>>5605376
tbqh fit is just a bunch of fatties stealing others photos, posting about how their squats did wonders while they're slurping on Doritos Ramen
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>>5605366

>tribal armband

kind ruined

>>5605368

Blue board young man

bit twinky desu you should squat
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does fem = twink?
or does "twink" only describe physical attributes and "fem" describe mental?
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>>5605388
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>>5605366
how the fuck does one get straight pubic hair? Is he some kind of asian freak?
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>>5605396
the latter
fem does not always equal twink
some bears are really fucking fem for example
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>>5605388

If I made you a coffee cake would you dick me? Just a little?
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>>5605396

Twinks can be boyish or fem, as long as they're relatively young, smooth and slim

>>5605398

If only...
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>>5605399
keep it short. Mine is about 1cm atm and it looks straight like that guys. Maybe a little shorter than his.
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>>5605408
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>>5605408
>Twinks can be boyish or fem
they can be boyish but not masc
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>>5605399
Looks like he shaved it before and it's growing back. Mine looks similar when mine starts growing back til it starts to curl again.
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>>5605399
mines straight?
I'm of mediterranean heritage.
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>>5605403
Okay so I could describe myself a masc twink, then? Is there a market for that?
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>>5605414
sp your tum is growing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2I
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>>5605412

I hope my tiddies won't be that hairless
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>>5605420
idk if I would go THAT route
are you actually masc acting or are you just not as flamboyant as fems?
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>>5605357
w-what if you never did "it" and you want to save yourself for that special one so that right after it all fails with him you can do hook ups shamelessly unreservedly?

>>5605371
>I am worried
don't be anon. i am sure there are many fems 4 mascs outside the internet. you just have to look for them harder
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>>5605425
I go full gay for this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFljpJdYRKM
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>>5605424
Stress eating, another sign of Juppy's abuse.
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>>5605424
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>>5605294
I live fuckin' dangerously
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>>5605420

Absolutely.

>>5605413

Boyish could be "masc."
I mean, it's kind of splitting hairs at that point. A jock who behaved as boyishly as a boyish/non-fem twink would probably be called masc.
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>>5605431

That is EXACTLY me

I just want to have one "normal" fuck and then I can do what I want
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>>5605426
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>>5605414

uumph
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>>5605428
Maybe I'm not super macho, but I play sports and go to the pub and lift weights at the gym. I just happen to be 5'8, slim, and oh so smooth.
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>>5605445

why you teasin me w tiddies
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>>5605435

HA!
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>>5605314
>tfw orgasm from rimming

If your man can't do that, just leave him.
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>>5605451
You can call yourself a twink if you desire, just stay away from masc/fem labels for the time being. If people ask, just explain your preferences in behavior.
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>>5605437
there's nothing wrong with being a chub, it just means jupp has more to love :)
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>>5605452
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>>5605460
Oh, don't worry. Outside of the internet I never use gay labels. I think they're gross and derogatory. Why do we take pride in placing ourselves in categories based on porn?
Thanks.
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>>5605432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11A8JZ-RDDo
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>>5605452

Senpaaaaiiii

dick meeee

I will make you a post-coital cake if you do
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>>5605472
>Why do we take pride in placing ourselves in categories based on porn?
Well, it does make finding what you like a bit easier.
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>>5605487
Can't you just use your eyes? When do you ever filter humans?
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>>5605456

I'm relatively orgasm shy. Always has to be hand, and until like a year ago (after being with probably around 80-something people before that, Idgaf) it had to be MY hand. I wouldn't blame anyone for not being able to make me orgasm from that. One guy made me "cum" from touching prostate manually once, but it was like weird flaccid ejaculate and it didn't feel like much.
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>>5605475

Ok but you gotta make it in a lil baker hat and an apron and nothing else
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>>5605469
He is way to muscular to be anal taking bottom.
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>>5605469

w o o f

>>5605502

um no bitch shut your whore mouth
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>>5605506
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>>5605445
good god
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Forgot to put my trip back on.

>>5605497
I feel you on that. Other guys can get me to cum, but I'm generally so anxious during sex that it can be hard to relax enough for it, besides that they usually end up bruising my poor little plantain. Prostate orgasms are very nice, though.
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>>5605495
Sure, you can use your eyes or you can just take a glance at the labels and immediately see if you like/dislike it. Both work just as quick.
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>>5605444
yeah i am just this old fashioned

i also believe in soul mates lmao
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>>5605506
The muscular manly man is the top while the girly looking effeminate man gets pounded in the ass as a bottom.

This is basic gay sex 101.

What do you not understand?
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>Tfw just came and now feel icky about rping with Senpai

Feels weird to have been lewd with a flabby internet creep.
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>>5605539
>The muscular manly man is the top while the girly looking effeminate man gets pounded in the ass as a bottom.
I'll never be the effeminate man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUSELxFok
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>>5605506
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>>5605549
Is that a guy?
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>>5605549
you should try 'mones and sexy dress. they do wonders
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>>5605561
Yeah basically.
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I hate Sufjan Stevens
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>>5605469
>>5605513
>>5605556
please respect my no fap right now and stop posting these
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>>5605539

breeder RAUS

>>5605568

why he's cute
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>>5605567
I really want that guy to fuck me. That's exactly the type of person I'm attracted to.

Provided a flat chest and a functioning penis.
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>>5605567
I thought she fully transitioned already.
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>>5605587
>functioning penis.
would a realdoe count?
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sometimes i think i will NEVER be as goodlooking as i want to be no matter how hard i lift

ive never even been asked out before
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>>5605590
She fully transitioned only when she started fucking that country boy.
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>>5605568

Good point. Boggah likes him, but he's boring as to me. I hung out with fans, and they generally seem reasonable, so I had this facade of respect for a while, but nah. His lyrics are the boringest bore and his music is exactly what I'd expect.
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>>5605600
That's not a functioning penis then, right?
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>>5605587
I'm really not sure how retarded you are to not know who that person is?
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tfw when you're squatting, trying to maintain new PR and maybe keep bumping it if you think you can and the bar slips right onto where he bit into you

Hurts good but holy fucking shit ow it hurts tho
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>>5605619
well there's plenty of fags around here who think sucking on dick is perfectly heterosexual behavior if it's attached to a guy with implants and a wig, so I guess it depends on how delusional you are.
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>>5605604
There's always the possibility that people are just shy and want you to ask them out, seeing as you 'lift'.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8i6VQAtq4
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>tfw just watched some weird 1960s dutch movie where a qt effeminate dutch boy gets seduced by and falls in love with a male older man
what have i become
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>>5605629
>not knowing every pop star by face and name

guess I'm retarded now.

>>5605651
I don't really care if it's gay. A boner is a boner and a fetish is a fetish.
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>>5605667
you have to be really out of the loop to not recognize gwen stefani though
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>>5605667
She was in a huge band..
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>>5605667
I mean, I did link her video too. But she is looking a little in the middle of transition these days.
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>>5605666
omg how's it called?
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>>5605659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOwoU6acJA
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>>5605689
>>5605695

If you're not interested in mainstream pop, the popular stars fly past you.

>>5605698
Transition? Is she an ftm now?
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>>5605577
>>5605586
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>>5605717
>>If you're not interested in mainstream pop
gwen stefani is the queen of experimental rock
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>>5605709
I always prefered Buffalax when it comes to my Indian productions and interpretations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSTUbe0kQsI
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>>5605721

looks like an ex of mine
right down to the douchey expression, too
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I was in San Diego this weekend
Grindr was blowing up, but I wasn't able to meet up with anyone. =\
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>>5605717
>Transition? Is she an ftm now?
Nope, she just looks rough.
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>>5605717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
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>>5605740
can't view in my country.

>>5605738
That does look like someone in drag. Mainly because of the chin.

>>5605724

lol ok. 100 something million views is pretty mainstream though. As said, that stuff just flies past me.
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I think my mister might've given me an internal wound of some kind on my left nipple piercing when he bit down earlier

It was kind of itchy and sore but now it's like throbbing and on fire

Anybody with skewered nips got experience on this, kind of scared ngl
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>>5605728
>Buffalax
Finally someone else who knows what that is. I don't care what everyone else says about you, Jupp. You're not that bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi-nWnJaD-Y
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Holy fuck this Cardinals game.
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>>5605729
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Truly the only goal in life is to get spitroasted by an entire college rugby or football team, preferably both tbqh
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>>5605768
Buffalax is some funny ass shit. I love the Benny Lava stuff. Good stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g
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>>5605763
Sounds like an infection r.i.p
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>>5605780
I have those briefs. Now I just need that butt.
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>>5605763
you should've iced it down to reduce swelling then do sea salt soaks. don't know if icing it now will help or not but if it's currently throbbing probably. "On fire" as in inflamed, reddened, feverish may be signs of infection.
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>>5605777
>Cardinals game
hun this is a gay thread

get outta here with this bullshit! hahaha xD
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>>5605708
its actually from 1992 whut
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_a_Lost_Soldier
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>>5605806
This is why everyone hates gay people.
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>>5605780

Oh, doesn't quite look as much from that angle
Dat ass is pretty nostalgic tho

>>5605797

omg no, dread, don't scare me
Giving it a salt soak right now after the discomfort started ramping..

>>5605805

It's not really too swollen rn although i can tell it's going up and it's giving off heat
Although i was told never to ice a nipple piercing injury
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I went to visit the guy who brought me soup from grindr and he bailed. Idk why but I feel sad about that kind of.
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>>5605792
More indian funnies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA
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>>5605809

... How did you think "For A Lost Soldier" was made in the '60s?
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>>5605813
oh shit, you may be correct on the ice nipple thing. just throw it in some salt water with out iodine.
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I'm now a tripfag
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>>5605833
dude fuck off no-one likes you
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>>5605846

I'm not on 4Chan to talk to friends.
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>>5605813
Might have to amputate
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>>5605843
gay
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>>5605843
cute
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>>5605817
you sound like you need to find a bf and ditch swinging single scene. it's better left to ppl who have no souls and are rotting from the inside... like senpai.
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>>5605843

Hot.
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>>5605853
will you be my friend?
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>>5605842

Just gonna hope it's scary and it'll be ok tomorrow
It was just scary 'cuz the discomfort ramped up really quick from a low itchy soreness and i started feeling kind of tight from the swelling

>>5605864

I had a fucked up fantasy like that once, it messed me up inside
Also you're the worst, hush
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>>5605870
tfw stuck in dat swinging single lifestyle but u just want a qt bee eff
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>>5605877

No. Get away I vant to be alone!
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>>5605886
go eat a dick then
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>>5605870
Nah I like swinging right now
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>>5605870
What if you want to swing with the same person and fall in love with each other but not actually date?
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>>5605892

I wouldn't be alone if I did that.
I mean, unless I removed a rib or two.
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>>5605879
I keed bb
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>>5605898

then wtf is your concept of "dating" ?
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>>5605823
You might enjoy this. His stuff used to be on youtube but I think Yngwie Malmsteen got his stuff taken down a while back.
http://www.wired.com/2008/02/watch-the-parod/
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>>5605898
Sounds like a fwb
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>>5605904
Getting to know each other tbqh
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>>5605909
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Boys with long hair, yes or no?
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>>5605909

Fuck Yngwie.
StSanders is incredibly talented.

His Beatles one is just pure incredible music.
His take on Immortal's another nice one: http://stsanders.com/www/pages/videos/band-shreds/sts-immortal.php
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>>5605922
lol
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>>5605925

Hell fucking yes.

Mid-length to long is godmode.
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>>5605925
if masc, yes
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>>5605901

np senpai, iknoit

>>5605911

I mean, that's only for so long, tho
There's plenty in between "getting to know one another" and "time for the honeymoon"

>>5605925

If it's a manly beast mane, yes
I already don't like fems, I can't imagine long hair doing much for their masculinity
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>>5605925

Hell no. Makes you look like a total bitchboy. Especially if its in dreads.
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>>5605935

.. i forgot that word filters to "senpai"
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>>5605935
Yeah but what if I don't want to even go through that phase at all, isn't it a requirement to dating?
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Wtf is with every guy on grindr wanting to go bareback? It's like they want me to catch something
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>>5605936
>total bitchboy
Say that to muh face, little man!!!
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>>5605944

>not wanting to get pozzed
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>>5605925
yes provided they dont listen to heavy metal or are dumb hippies
ruined long hair for everyone t b h
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>>5605933
>>5605935

Some masc guys look good with it, but am I alone in thinking that it looks shit and corny as fuck on Fabio types?
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>>5605936
Got a problem twinkboy?
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>tfw not a cute, smart indie girl who cute, smart indie boys fall in love with
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>>5605952
idk
Some guys can really rock it, like that kit harrington dude or viking-looking dudes, otherwise yeah I'm right with you on it looking corny.
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>>5605936
>>5605954
fight fight fight fight

>>5605957
there's still time anon
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>>5605941

I mean.. do you already know them?
Falling in love and doubleteaming about with a friend is pretty comfy

>>5605952

Yeah, I don't like it, either.
I know plenty of people who tho
idgi myself
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>>5605925
Give's you a convenient hand hold which is nice.
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>>5605952
>implying you don't want to rub fake butter on my sexy chest
gurl pls
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>>5605954

Yeah, and that problem is you.
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>>5605964
>there's still time anon
to kill myself?

tru
there always is
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>>5605951

Fuck you metal and hippies are both great.
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>>5605936
>>5605954
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>>5605973
i was thinkin more you could drink the tittyskittle koolaid

>>5605980
the least inferior but also least interesting of all the inferior sequels
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My depression is back.

I'm not sure why my brain can't process being alone the way I want it to. I would rather be reading a nice book, drafting my resume, doing my bodyweight routine, finishing physics assignments, and tidying my room, but instead my brain is bitching that nobody likes to spend time with me and I'm never gonna have real friends, ever, even though everyone likes to spend time with me and I have plenty of real friends.

Like, look at the things I want to do. These are easy and there are only 5 of them. There's no commitment involved in any of them and they have already been broken down into their simplest, easiest forms. It would take maybe an hour to do everything and it would be so easy just to start doing them. I know these things, but I just...can't get myself to do it. Do I have to break them down further into truly insulting levels, like "pick up the book" and "put the new bag in the trash can"? I'm gonna try it when I'm done with this post, but that's even worse - it makes me feel literally worthless, like a baby who can't even do simple tasks.

Less than a week ago I was doing great, and over the weekend my room and car turned into pigsties, my motivation and discipline fell to 0, and I started calling myself names in my head while watching a highlight reel of my most embarrassing memories. I cry for no reason. I'm supposed to schedule another session with my therapist but I keep not doing it and might not even pick up the phone until I'm suicidal again.

Anyway this is a really transparent way to fish for a little attention, so thanks for at least reading through it. I just want to feel a little better and maybe a little less ignored. Maybe it'll catapult me from "huddled beneath a couple of blankets while sobbing inconsolably about my own worthlessness" to something a little more constructive.

Have some butt, feel free to r8 ;D
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>>5605992
250mg of citalopram helps with depression m8
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>>5605986
I actually haven't seen the second one.
Only the first and the one with that chick from Heroes.

>>5605992
TL;DR, but I can't tell what's going in in that picture.
Are you pregnant?
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>>5605992
>Anyway this is a really transparent way to fish for a little attention
pull your underwear down then
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>>5606004
i've seen those two, the second, and the one with that guy who i think was a power ranger and those that one z-list blonde who looks like a cheap knockoff barbie of a porn parody version of dolly parton that got left out in the sun and melted a little bit
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>>5605992
>wearing underwear under your shorts
probably the source of your depression
just being honest
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>>5606003
No meds for me. Pulling myself up by my bootstraps isn't fun or easy but I was better off because of it last time I did it.

>>5606004
Yes, and you're the father

>>5606005
This is a blue board
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>>5606004
that he booty

>>5605992
Hey Psychic
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>>5606016
it's still blue as long as you don't show hole
but there's imgur for that anyway
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>>5606016
They're an ssri. It makes your brain stop sending chemicals that give you bad feels or something along those lines.
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>>5606013
>>5606020
I guess this does feel a little better...
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>>5605972
Say it to my face faggot
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>>5606033

slut
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>>5606016
I'm reluctant to take antidepressants too, but you should really look into supplements. Pop some D and feel better.
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>>5605978
yeah but ur a dickhead so
>>5605992
how do people write so much shit that no-one cares about t b h
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>>5606026
I'm fine with bad feels. It's the lack of energy that's the real killer here.
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>>5606036

Kinda hard when you're so far beneath me

oooohh BURN
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>>5606040
>Pop some D and feel better.
bantz too easy tbqhfamo
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>>5606042

You're 5652.
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>>5606040

I'm on anti-depressants and I want to say that they do absolute wonders when you find what works for you.
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>>5606043
I haven't noticed any lack of energy with me. My short term memory has gone and shot it's self though.
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>>5606012
I might watch them tonight. I love the first one so much.
Apparently they guy who played her cheating boyfriend died of AIDS.

>>5606016
A B O R T I O N

>>5606018
You're a booty.
>>
>>5606033
Post more glute sloot.
>>5606040
>Pop some D
This.
Also getting laid helps.
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>>5606047
I'd break you in half bb
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>>5606061
Sweet of you to say
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>>5606040
I'll try it! The blizzard has trapped me inside for several days so I could be seriously lacking in the Vitamin D department.

Not the kind you get from the sun.

I'm specifically talking about my cock.

>>5606042
for attention ya faggot

>>5606065
Can't get laid. I live in the nebulously defined DC area and there is too much snow to go anywhere. My hyper christian landlord is snowed in with me.
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>>5606077

Come on me bro
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>>5606077
>>5606092
When does the oil wrestling start
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>>5606092
>>5606077
>>5606099

<3
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>>5606080
Dick jokes aside, for real though get some vitamin d going. I'm taking a shit ton of it and, with some other diet adjustments, it's keeping most of the depression away. Talk to a doctor though.

>>5606077
>tfw no RDR bf to break you in half
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>>5606080
i didnt ask why
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>>5606061
yikes
les the gay cheerleader is like a billionaire now and like aged really well
i love bring it on i've seen it like
40 times
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>>5605288
How do you a gang bang to have 10+ dudes splurge all your naked body while they all call you a slut?
>>
>>5606126
is this question in english
>>
>>5606126
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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>>5606080
Well, in that case, just post more butt.

>>5606111
>tfw no Red to break twinks in half with, so their easier to share.
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>>5606126
wanting very good fuck yes
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>>5606080
Fuck me giant

>>5606092
You're a bitch, my legs weigh more than you.

>>5606111
Trips mean it can happen.

>>5606099
>>5606110
I'm watching wrestling right meow
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>>5605992
I don't think I like you very much

you come across as a douchebag in this post

fuck you tb h but don't kill yourself because suicide is not the answer
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>>5606150
>that pic
Lmao

>>5606148
You can have the twinks, I want the men.
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>>5606148
No, Ann, I'm a one man boywife. If I have to please both of you, I'll never be able to leave the bedroom long enough to make dinner.

>>5606153
Blessed by the trips.
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>>5606150

Eheheh
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>>5606153

You know what they say

the bigger they are, the harder they bottom
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>>5606078
You're welcome, cunt.

>>5606117
Me too.
>les the gay cheerleader is like a billionaire now and like aged really well
Gayluminati at work.
Come through, reptilian homosexual overlords.

>>5606159
>I want the men
Hey, bb. Sorry, not into fempussy. Call me when you don't look like such a little bitch.
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>>5606165
>Hey, bb. Sorry, not into fempussy. Call me when you don't look like such a little bitch.
g o d d a m n
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>>5606150
Indians man. There's like a little community of them where I live and some get on grindr and they all type like that
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>>5606165
has anyone tried contacting kleppe to warn him know about his obsessed aussie stalker on the notorious 4chan board? im worried about him
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>>5606155
Ye I agree it's a really selfish post. "waaaah my life is haaaaaard pay attention to meeeeee"

im not much of a douchebag but acting like an asshole is a great way to feel like a cocky stud ;o

>>5606153
;D

>>5606148
If I do will you post butt in return :')
>>
people vaping has made me realize that smoke is a huge turn on for me
my shithead friends are constantly posting vape vines and it drives me wild
>>
>>5606176

I like Arabs and Persians. They both always make me feel like a little girl even if they're like half my size.
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>>5606185
Smokers are great
but vapers I'll pass.
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>>5606190

Most guys just make me feel like a horse, and I don't wanna go to the glue factory.
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>>5606164
This ass is built to take poundings. Your dick? You wish bitch

>>5606165
Why are you being mean to me
>>
I need help gaygen.

I met I nice guy. He's really sweet and caring and wants to move to bf status... But I don't feel anything. No passion, no romance. Just really numb.

I know I need to break it off before it gets too serious, because I know this will be an issue eventually...

Am I terrible? Just 2 weeks ago I www betting for someone to love me now I won't let them
>>
my plastic surgery is next week

i'll finally be good-looking
>>
>>5606199

You're fine.
Saying no is a good trait.
Just don't be a dick about it.
>>
>>5606190
They weird me out. Like they all speak in broken english and the way the word things is just weird.
>>
>>5606193

Smokers are jokers
Vapers are rapers

>>5606198

>sissy bottom boi trynna come at me
>>
>>5606199
1. dump him
2. figure out what it is you truly desire

>>5606210
You right
>>
>>5606159
I guess it's up to you and me to make a man out of Ho.
>>5606161
I'm sure we can outsource that sort of thing.
>>5606183
Niiice.
>post butt in return
Heh, Nobody wants to see that.
>>
>>5606209

And they'll use a fuckton of lines to get laid, and a lot of them seem to be latent hebephiles. Pros and cons.
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>>5606217
Or you can just fuck me sir
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>>5606182
There's nothing creepy about love!
Plus, there are those dangerous Tumblr grills he has to worry about.

>>5606198
It's just a prank, gurl.
Hope you're having a swell day!
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>>5606218

What's a hebephile?

>>5606209

Middle eastern guys are so hot, tho
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>>5606208
I will, just don't know how to say it without being mean or dumb " it's not you its me" shit

I've never broken it off with someone before.
>>
>>5606176
its weird cuz a lot of indian people actually know how to spell in english formally its just kwl in india to type in broken english. same with pakistan too but they are more likely to type in arabic on their own language pages.
>>5606201
what are you getting done
>>
>>5606201
Good luck anon!
>>
>>5606229
>sir
Fuuuck. You're not playing fair.
>>
>>5606245

>red is gonna convert ann to the masc4mascterrace

yass queen
>>
>>5606232

Midway between a pedophile and an ephebophile. If you're 18, they'll ask you what you were like at 13 or something like that.
>>
>>5606256

An ageplayer?
>>
>>5606255
No, don't encourage that. This is literally sabotage.
>>
>>5606217
Post mascbutt or u dont get more glute.

>>5606245
Hell I got a chubby and it wasn't even aimed at me :/

>>5606255
>tfw you are masc4masc
>tfw it's a great feel
>>
>>5606256

>they'll ask you what you were like at 13

oh god this is the worst

I once had this hot dad asking me about my first blowjob and when i first started jacking off and trying to get me to talk about him sucking my dick when i was that young and he was so hot but god damn it was fucking gross and ruined everything

why can't only uggos be into gross things
>>
>>5606262

Gnihihi

>>5606264

you are a sissyboi
>>
Masc4masc masterrace
>>
>>5606033
You're bigbear aren't you?
>>
>>5606270
It's 2016
If you aren't masc4masc, it's time to go back to the stone ages tbqh
>>
>>5606265
oh my god this happened to me too only he wasn't a dad. he kept pretending i was 15 and it was fuckin weird, i just kept insisting i was 19 but he just never got the memo
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>>5606270
>Red
>Masc
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>>5606277
>not letting people feel their sexual oats as you use them anyways
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>>5606276

But what if it's my destiny to be an eternal femme
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>>5606284
rip
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>>5606284
Not with those wide shoulders
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>>5606259

Well, I guess I could be describing that, too, but no. I mean the guys I'm talking about seem to have an understanding of homosexuality steeped in middle-eastern "dancing boys" traditions and might rather be with effeminate 12-year-olds if it was acceptable. But now that you mention it, there could be some crossover.

>>5606265

I actually don't mind that much most of the time.
>>
>>5606298

Talking about fucking kids while you're having sex is right next door to actually fucking kids and that is not a neighbourhood I want to spend any time in
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>>5606255
I kind of feel the pull already. I'm not really into bigger dudes, but it's hard to say no to a squat made bubble butt.

>>5606264
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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>>5606276
My predictions of the lgbt community breaking up into factions is real and in motion. Can we ever stop this social injustice from happening?
>>
>>5606312
I unironically love it, mascbutt is best butt
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>>5606311

Well, as long as there are no kids present and he's not talking about fucking other kids, I feel pretty flattered that I'm the best he can do.
>>
>>5606312
that's a great fembutt honestly

>>5606323
The injustice stops when you can be a proper big spoon
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>>5606323
No.
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>>5606328
Thanks bb.
>>5606342
>tfw stuck as a twink forever
Other then the beard, I'm pretty hairless.
>>
>>5606312
Ann's ass makes me less self-conscious. Thank you AssSkellington.
>>
>>5606357
I don't even have the beard ;-;

I'm masc I really am I like sports and cars and blowing stuff up!
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>>5606298
>middle-eastern "dancing boys" traditions
bacha bazi is only really prominent in afghanistan bc afghanistan
there hasnt been a 'tradition' of bacha bazi in the majority of the middle east for 80+ years
>>
>>5606357
>Other then the beard, I'm pretty hairless.
Not really about the hair though. Your butt is literally in the shape of a lot of women's butts where it's like this perfect cute pear.
>>
>>5606343
10/10 had a hearty laugh
>>
I am an ugly motherfucker.
>>
>>5606376
post face
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>>5606291
>>5606293

wow savage

>>5606298

Sometimes I get off on roleplaying as a dancing boy type for some of my partners
Gives me an excuse to practice belly dancing, too
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>>5606376
You fuck mothers? gross
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>>5605604
Did you ever stop to think that we dont ask because we think you are too good for us and will say no?
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>>5606387
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>>5606380
I would never do it.
l know I'm hideous. I don't need other people to tell me I look disgusting and make me consider suicide, tb h.
>>
>>5606278
his teeth are fucked up

>>5606361
lol
>>
>>5606357

I wanna be naturally hairless.

>>5606369

And also there are no gays in Iran amirite.

Nah, the whole middle east pretty much has a history of pederasty tied in with their machismo. Yeah, ok, it's not a "living" tradition that people just go about like it's nothing in most of the middle east, but homosexuality isn't a light-of-day thing either but they obviously exist.
>>
>>5606376
s a m e
>>
>>5606396

I think his teeth are p adorable there, desu
Janky pearls are so endearing
>>
>>5606312
thats how a tops butt should look tbqh

congrats ann <3
>>
>>5606395
tbqh everyone thinks they're hideous
for most that ends up being true let's be real
but maybe it won't be for you : D
>>
>>5606312

>back dimples

kawaii
>>
>>5606385

I wanna get more into bellydancing.
>>
>>5606361
Is yours flat and groce too?

>>5606367
Nice. Post more "masc" body pics

>>5606370
Thanks. I think.
>>
>>5606396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q5cJZvE6bq
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>>5606401
stfu, idiot
you are cute

you have no idea how fucking ugly and deformed my face is.

>>5606408
No, it is a FACT that I am vomit-inducingly ugly. No guy will ever want to touch me.
>>
>>5606422
Basically, plus a birthmark on one side.
>>
>>5606395
ok here's what i usually say when people say they're ugly:

1. get a good haircut at a better barber.
2. clear any acne, mole, or blemish problems you have
3. lose weight
4. (opt) do any plucking necessary to get unwanted unibrow hair off

ugliness or prettiness is pretty much based on skin quality, haircut, and body fat %. I'm not saying you'll be gorgeous if you do those things, but you won't be gross at all anymore.

In general just find things that make you look better and do them. Everyone has something.
>>
>>5606413

It feels really nice, I think
And seeing people eye you is really hot, it turns me on like flipping a light switch
Also maybe it's all in my head but sometimes I can kind of, like.. feel myself sliding about inside? Like my muscles or maybe it's just the rhythmic flexing and stretching but it makes me feel kind of fit which is also a +
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>>5606432
>No, it is a FACT that I am vomit-inducingly ugly. No guy will ever want to touch me.
tbqh a lot of the virgins here are also untouched

Do you have any medical conditions?
>>
>>5606422
:( I'm 6'8" it's too hard to have a masc body

i just rely on my king sized dick t b h
>>
>>5606435
1. I think I've done everything I can do with my hair.
2. I have a small acne problem, and some acne stains, but I don't think I would look any better without them.
3. I'm not fat. I should probably work out but it also won't change the fact that my face is disgusting.
4. Already do it.

>>5606459
Not that I'm aware of, but I wouldn't be surprised if I did.
>>
>>5606406
his teeth look like he has candy falling out of his mouth

>>5606464
i want your dick
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I'm a gay 19 year old and I like really want to love someone and be loved. I spend too much time thinking about snuggling with a person that doesn't exist. I feel like my youth is passing and I want to experience love.

Dating sites are shit and I live in the south.

Why doesn't anyone ever meet up on this board? Or do they?

I want to love somebody that loves me.
>>
>>5606487

I have my tastes, ok
>>
>>5606506
hi, what's up?

wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
>>
>>5606506
u can cuddle with me anytime <3 im not a "love" person though
>>
>>5606487
>his teeth look like he has candy falling out of his mouth
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P9QTrPPPAZ
>>
>>5606506
>Why doesn't anyone ever meet up on this board? Or do they?
People do. But if you're expecting organized meetup threads, nope.
>>
>>5606522

Slut Boi and me might be lifting buddies soon~
I am unabashedly REALLY EXCITE
>>
>>5606517
the previous vocaroo wasn't even your voice so I'm not going to listen to that one

>>5606522
I'm going to have lunch with sludgepuppy
>>
>>5606530
>>5606541
Y'all should lift together and then go to lunch :^)
>>
>tfw no gaygen lifting buddy because you live in montana of all places
>>
>>5606541
People will bully my voice.
>tfw I will never go to the discotheque with Puppers
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>>5606559
>montana
try ontario bud
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>>5606399
when the taliban governed afghanistan it was a
dying practice like it is now in every other middle eastern nation. only with political instability increasing in the region has the practice began to be openly practiced again. to state the w h o l e middle east with its diversity of cultures throughout history and just sheer geographical mass has a shared history or culture of pederasty is just wrong imo.
>>5606432
post face t b h
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>>5606541

>two pups having lunch

daww
>>
>>5606506
>meet people from gaygen
Who'd ever want to do that? It's not like Illinois is crawling with tripfags or anything, haha.

Buy a husbando pillow and snuggle it.
>>
>listening to some erotica audio shit
>the acting becomes so real you forget it's supposed to be an erotica and not a comedy
>>
>>5606549
Im not sure if he lifts

its funny, i found him on tinder a few days ago too lol

>>5606571
it should be fun, he's only 30 minutes away
>>
>>5606575

W-wut
I'm not on tindr
>>
>>5606464
>6'8"
Mirin. I'm a wee manlet at 6'3"
>>
>>5606583
i meant sludge puppy

>>5606586
>when will he learn
>>
>>5606586

Jesus christ, you giants.

>>5606591

I realized that right after I sent the post and felt like a dumb
>>
>>5606586
ty!

lifting and eating to go full Mountain by 23, but it turns out it's really hard to change your life as significantly as that.

I-I might need someone to help me get swole
>>
>>5606522
Oh well I live in Florida / 850
kik is gary.grayson
>>
>>5606570
>when the taliban governed afghanistan it was a

You realize this is basic recent history, right?
No amount of "Taliban this, Ba'ath that" will prove my conclusion based on anecdotal evidence drawn from sexual encounters wrong. Arab guys ask me to dance for them like a little girl at a higher than average frequency, so all I'm saying, you know...
>>
>>5606642

Shit, bby, wanna trade those off to me?
>>
>>5606599
What's your weight at now? The biggest thing is to eat.

Not that the world needs more mountains, giving us little guys competition. lol
>>
>tfw all the giant cocks on grindr keep gunning for me

is there some unwritten code that guys who are into bodybuilding only want big dicks?
>>
>>5606642
you werent talking about anecdotal evidence
>Nah, the whole middle east pretty much has a history of pederasty tied in with their machismo.
i was just providing 'basic recent history' that you seemed to have not learned yourself otherwise you wouldnt chat so much unsubstantiated shit if you were as aware of 'basic recent history' as you are saying
>>
when did everyone just get really awful at online dating

>>5606687
yeah it's just basic maths
more body = more dickage
>>
>>5606600
>gary.grayson
The hentai artist?

>>5606687
>first world problems
>>
>>5606665
200. And I'm gonna get swole >_< its v important to me

>>5606687
>tfw rdr has taken bigger cocks than yours

:( im so inadequate
>>
>>5606697
no gary isnt even my name
>>
>>5606693
I actually had not one but two decent convos today. One's actually going really well, I'm getting my hopes up like an idiot.

>>5606687
All the BBC goes after me because I'm just a poor little white boy.
>>
FRESH BREAD

>>5606723
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>>5606693
lol can't argue with that logic

>>5606697
the struggle is real ann bb

>>5606704
lol this guy who keeps messaging me has a 9.5

>>5606724
have you taken it?
>>
>>5606734
Despite many repeated, aggressive courtship displays, no. No BBC have invaded these sacred shores.
>>
>>5606743
because you're scared of the size or you just dont bet on black?
>>
>>5606748
Definitely scared of the size, and most of them were outside my rather narrow taste in black guys. The one who was physically attractive was an emotional and psychological mess, so I didn't get involved with him.
>>
>>5606691
>you werent talking about anecdotal evidence
>Nah, the whole middle east pretty much has a history of pederasty tied in with their machismo.

Well if you want to get technical, this is true. Persians, Arabs, Egyptians, the fucking Greeks and Italians - I haven't fiddled around with modern state boundary lines, but whenever I delve into the history of the regional ethnic national identities, a fuckton of boylovin' tends to turn up. That doesn't contradict the obvious fact that the Islamic nations have increasingly suppressed this stuff. It's just that they haven't totally succeeded and pederasty was a very strong part of these cultures for a great portion of more recent history than, say, Greece or Italy.
>>
>>5605791
What is wrong with his stomach? He is not a in shape man. His muscles are not proportioned correctly.

>HE IS NOT symmetrical.
>His traps destroy what little symmetrical >features existence

0/10 would not bang, blow, or take cock in the ass from.
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