What's the best way to romance a butthole, gaygen?
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I've never been that crazy about being rimmed, but I have to admit that it apparently works very well when done right. Like, I think I'm relatively tight because it's often hard to get a finger in, but when a guy's rimmed me for a while he can suddenly get it right in and it surprises me how good it feels and how little it hurts and then I even actively start wanting it and will end up riding him without him having to insist on it. Crazy, man, crazy.
I don't really understand the stigma against hook ups. Safely practicing sex is a good, natural thing in my opinion. Straight guys don't get shit for trying to pick up girls, and anonymous, drunken one night stands seem far more risky than a hashed out, consensual fuck, especially when you can pick and choose the guy and get to know him through the app before committing to anything. I reckon getting experience is going to be good for your sex life with your partners/bfs in the future. You don't want to just be lying there like a flannel, or fumbling about trying to figure out where it all goes on your wedding night, do you?
tbqh I was meming but no there really is no autistic mascs, socially slightly shy but otherwise no
and the ones that are tend to be into trannies with dicks that look like those RAT 6 mouses.
Good enough for you Senpai? Pleeaaaase?
Looks like he shaved it before and it's growing back. Mine looks similar when mine starts growing back til it starts to curl again.
w-what if you never did "it" and you want to save yourself for that special one so that right after it all fails with him you can do hook ups shamelessly unreservedly?
>I am worried
don't be anon. i am sure there are many fems 4 mascs outside the internet. you just have to look for them harder
Stress eating, another sign of Juppy's abuse.
Oh, don't worry. Outside of the internet I never use gay labels. I think they're gross and derogatory. Why do we take pride in placing ourselves in categories based on porn?
I will make you a post-coital cake if you do
I'm relatively orgasm shy. Always has to be hand, and until like a year ago (after being with probably around 80-something people before that, Idgaf) it had to be MY hand. I wouldn't blame anyone for not being able to make me orgasm from that. One guy made me "cum" from touching prostate manually once, but it was like weird flaccid ejaculate and it didn't feel like much.
Forgot to put my trip back on.
I feel you on that. Other guys can get me to cum, but I'm generally so anxious during sex that it can be hard to relax enough for it, besides that they usually end up bruising my poor little plantain. Prostate orgasms are very nice, though.
>The muscular manly man is the top while the girly looking effeminate man gets pounded in the ass as a bottom.
I'll never be the effeminate man.
you should try 'mones and sexy dress. they do wonders
sometimes i think i will NEVER be as goodlooking as i want to be no matter how hard i lift
ive never even been asked out before
Good point. Boggah likes him, but he's boring as to me. I hung out with fans, and they generally seem reasonable, so I had this facade of respect for a while, but nah. His lyrics are the boringest bore and his music is exactly what I'd expect.
tfw when you're squatting, trying to maintain new PR and maybe keep bumping it if you think you can and the bar slips right onto where he bit into you
Hurts good but holy fucking shit ow it hurts tho
well there's plenty of fags around here who think sucking on dick is perfectly heterosexual behavior if it's attached to a guy with implants and a wig, so I guess it depends on how delusional you are.
I was in San Diego this weekend
Grindr was blowing up, but I wasn't able to meet up with anyone. =\
>Transition? Is she an ftm now?
Nope, she just looks rough.
I think my mister might've given me an internal wound of some kind on my left nipple piercing when he bit down earlier
It was kind of itchy and sore but now it's like throbbing and on fire
Anybody with skewered nips got experience on this, kind of scared ngl
Truly the only goal in life is to get spitroasted by an entire college rugby or football team, preferably both tbqh
Buffalax is some funny ass shit. I love the Benny Lava stuff. Good stuff.
you should've iced it down to reduce swelling then do sea salt soaks. don't know if icing it now will help or not but if it's currently throbbing probably. "On fire" as in inflamed, reddened, feverish may be signs of infection.
Oh, doesn't quite look as much from that angle
Dat ass is pretty nostalgic tho
omg no, dread, don't scare me
Giving it a salt soak right now after the discomfort started ramping..
It's not really too swollen rn although i can tell it's going up and it's giving off heat
Although i was told never to ice a nipple piercing injury
I went to visit the guy who brought me soup from grindr and he bailed. Idk why but I feel sad about that kind of.
Just gonna hope it's scary and it'll be ok tomorrow
It was just scary 'cuz the discomfort ramped up really quick from a low itchy soreness and i started feeling kind of tight from the swelling
I had a fucked up fantasy like that once, it messed me up inside
Also you're the worst, hush
StSanders is incredibly talented.
His Beatles one is just pure incredible music.
His take on Immortal's another nice one: http://stsanders.com/www/pages/videos/band-shreds/sts-immortal.php
Wtf is with every guy on grindr wanting to go bareback? It's like they want me to catch something
Say that to muh face, little man!!!
>implying you don't want to rub fake butter on my sexy chest
Yeah, and that problem is you.
My depression is back.
I'm not sure why my brain can't process being alone the way I want it to. I would rather be reading a nice book, drafting my resume, doing my bodyweight routine, finishing physics assignments, and tidying my room, but instead my brain is bitching that nobody likes to spend time with me and I'm never gonna have real friends, ever, even though everyone likes to spend time with me and I have plenty of real friends.
Like, look at the things I want to do. These are easy and there are only 5 of them. There's no commitment involved in any of them and they have already been broken down into their simplest, easiest forms. It would take maybe an hour to do everything and it would be so easy just to start doing them. I know these things, but I just...can't get myself to do it. Do I have to break them down further into truly insulting levels, like "pick up the book" and "put the new bag in the trash can"? I'm gonna try it when I'm done with this post, but that's even worse - it makes me feel literally worthless, like a baby who can't even do simple tasks.
Less than a week ago I was doing great, and over the weekend my room and car turned into pigsties, my motivation and discipline fell to 0, and I started calling myself names in my head while watching a highlight reel of my most embarrassing memories. I cry for no reason. I'm supposed to schedule another session with my therapist but I keep not doing it and might not even pick up the phone until I'm suicidal again.
Anyway this is a really transparent way to fish for a little attention, so thanks for at least reading through it. I just want to feel a little better and maybe a little less ignored. Maybe it'll catapult me from "huddled beneath a couple of blankets while sobbing inconsolably about my own worthlessness" to something a little more constructive.
Have some butt, feel free to r8 ;D
i've seen those two, the second, and the one with that guy who i think was a power ranger and those that one z-list blonde who looks like a cheap knockoff barbie of a porn parody version of dolly parton that got left out in the sun and melted a little bit
I'll try it! The blizzard has trapped me inside for several days so I could be seriously lacking in the Vitamin D department.
Not the kind you get from the sun.
I'm specifically talking about my cock.
for attention ya faggot
Can't get laid. I live in the nebulously defined DC area and there is too much snow to go anywhere. My hyper christian landlord is snowed in with me.
I need help gaygen.
I met I nice guy. He's really sweet and caring and wants to move to bf status... But I don't feel anything. No passion, no romance. Just really numb.
I know I need to break it off before it gets too serious, because I know this will be an issue eventually...
Am I terrible? Just 2 weeks ago I www betting for someone to love me now I won't let them
Good luck anon!
>they'll ask you what you were like at 13
oh god this is the worst
I once had this hot dad asking me about my first blowjob and when i first started jacking off and trying to get me to talk about him sucking my dick when i was that young and he was so hot but god damn it was fucking gross and ruined everything
why can't only uggos be into gross things
Well, I guess I could be describing that, too, but no. I mean the guys I'm talking about seem to have an understanding of homosexuality steeped in middle-eastern "dancing boys" traditions and might rather be with effeminate 12-year-olds if it was acceptable. But now that you mention it, there could be some crossover.
I actually don't mind that much most of the time.
My predictions of the lgbt community breaking up into factions is real and in motion. Can we ever stop this social injustice from happening?
>middle-eastern "dancing boys" traditions
bacha bazi is only really prominent in afghanistan bc afghanistan
there hasnt been a 'tradition' of bacha bazi in the majority of the middle east for 80+ years
I wanna be naturally hairless.
And also there are no gays in Iran amirite.
Nah, the whole middle east pretty much has a history of pederasty tied in with their machismo. Yeah, ok, it's not a "living" tradition that people just go about like it's nothing in most of the middle east, but homosexuality isn't a light-of-day thing either but they obviously exist.
ok here's what i usually say when people say they're ugly:
1. get a good haircut at a better barber.
2. clear any acne, mole, or blemish problems you have
3. lose weight
4. (opt) do any plucking necessary to get unwanted unibrow hair off
ugliness or prettiness is pretty much based on skin quality, haircut, and body fat %. I'm not saying you'll be gorgeous if you do those things, but you won't be gross at all anymore.
In general just find things that make you look better and do them. Everyone has something.
It feels really nice, I think
And seeing people eye you is really hot, it turns me on like flipping a light switch
Also maybe it's all in my head but sometimes I can kind of, like.. feel myself sliding about inside? Like my muscles or maybe it's just the rhythmic flexing and stretching but it makes me feel kind of fit which is also a +
>No, it is a FACT that I am vomit-inducingly ugly. No guy will ever want to touch me.
tbqh a lot of the virgins here are also untouched
Do you have any medical conditions?
1. I think I've done everything I can do with my hair.
2. I have a small acne problem, and some acne stains, but I don't think I would look any better without them.
3. I'm not fat. I should probably work out but it also won't change the fact that my face is disgusting.
4. Already do it.
Not that I'm aware of, but I wouldn't be surprised if I did.
I'm a gay 19 year old and I like really want to love someone and be loved. I spend too much time thinking about snuggling with a person that doesn't exist. I feel like my youth is passing and I want to experience love.
Dating sites are shit and I live in the south.
Why doesn't anyone ever meet up on this board? Or do they?
I want to love somebody that loves me.
>his teeth look like he has candy falling out of his mouth
People will bully my voice.
>tfw I will never go to the discotheque with Puppers
when the taliban governed afghanistan it was a
dying practice like it is now in every other middle eastern nation. only with political instability increasing in the region has the practice began to be openly practiced again. to state the w h o l e middle east with its diversity of cultures throughout history and just sheer geographical mass has a shared history or culture of pederasty is just wrong imo.
post face t b h
Oh well I live in Florida / 850
kik is gary.grayson
>when the taliban governed afghanistan it was a
You realize this is basic recent history, right?
No amount of "Taliban this, Ba'ath that" will prove my conclusion based on anecdotal evidence drawn from sexual encounters wrong. Arab guys ask me to dance for them like a little girl at a higher than average frequency, so all I'm saying, you know...
you werent talking about anecdotal evidence
>Nah, the whole middle east pretty much has a history of pederasty tied in with their machismo.
i was just providing 'basic recent history' that you seemed to have not learned yourself otherwise you wouldnt chat so much unsubstantiated shit if you were as aware of 'basic recent history' as you are saying
Definitely scared of the size, and most of them were outside my rather narrow taste in black guys. The one who was physically attractive was an emotional and psychological mess, so I didn't get involved with him.
>you werent talking about anecdotal evidence
>Nah, the whole middle east pretty much has a history of pederasty tied in with their machismo.
Well if you want to get technical, this is true. Persians, Arabs, Egyptians, the fucking Greeks and Italians - I haven't fiddled around with modern state boundary lines, but whenever I delve into the history of the regional ethnic national identities, a fuckton of boylovin' tends to turn up. That doesn't contradict the obvious fact that the Islamic nations have increasingly suppressed this stuff. It's just that they haven't totally succeeded and pederasty was a very strong part of these cultures for a great portion of more recent history than, say, Greece or Italy.
What is wrong with his stomach? He is not a in shape man. His muscles are not proportioned correctly.
>HE IS NOT symmetrical.
>His traps destroy what little symmetrical >features existence
0/10 would not bang, blow, or take cock in the ass from.