:( Tfw when you will never have that perfect 34-22-34 body

>>5577073
wouldn't look good with my beard anyway

>>5577073
But I actually (almost) do, but I'm pre-hrt. Fuck your american inches. So, my shoulders are 41cm (99 around), 87cm (AA), 68cm waist, 91 hips. Deal with it, baiter.

>>5577193
I dunno, I'd jerk to it

>>5577592
Prove it.

>>5577073
Perfect if you're a midget.
Perfect measurements are
Waist = height X 0.375
Bust/Hips = Waist X 1.5
Those measurements are perfect for someone under 5 foot, which most people aren't.

Wait, what happened to 36-24-36?
I'm old.

>>5578539
Nothing "happened", you just have it right and OP has it wrong.
>tfw had a girlfriend with 40-22-36
>tits bigger than her own head
>why even bother trying to find a new girl

us trans and half the cisfemale population

but ill get really fuckin close

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>be tall and skinny
>waist is actually pretty close to ideal, based on >>5578472
>but my ideal bust would require E-cup tits

>>5578472
You dont know shit lol. The chick in the pic has those measurements at 5'8 and if i was a female id def want a body like hers.

>>5578472
And any girls or trans girl that has a waist line of more than 26 inches always looks like shit

>>5579506
Such BS!
You must not get out much.

>>5580777
Im in a city where beauty standards are so high so i actually do know what im talking about

>>5578169
They won't cause its bullshit.