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Previous thread >>5561838
oddish may be pretentious and autistic but she is curvy as fuck
Can we have for once have some fun in this thread? Post some funny shit.
>wut? food isn't shit, go buy some microwave pizzas and stop being a body dysmophic anorexic
Don't be aggressive to me. I hope that you can trust that I'm being honest when I say my expenses are about equivalent to my revenue right now, and that I can't increase my food intake without experiencing a net loss, and that my goal weight is going to be 120lbs.
I'm in kind of a tough spot!
>tfw no bully gf
yeah it is
here are oddish's childbearing hips
nth for hrt gave me nothing, only a more masculine body
It's all I want in life ;-;
>tfw no gf to bully me and then cuddle me
>tfw Texas anon will never ask for your number
Yeah but hips fuse very early usually. I started HRT at 18 and I got zero hip growth. It's all a shitty meme.
Not everyone had the privilege of transitioning at 14.
Practicing my smug bitch look. Getting there, don't you think?
>recommend the near-starvation then regain method of forced fat redistribution
>get called a "dangerous disgusting person"
>get accused of recommending anorexia because I recommenred that the person in question (temporarily!) Lose most of their body fat
Why is everywhere else a hug box full of ugly a fuck prople who don't pass judging each other for trying something other than the tested and true main path?
at-least you dont have hideously huge body and small waist
i look like a freak.
try some kinda waist trainer thingie
my friend amelia (who posts here sometimes) and i are staying up all night/day together so that we stop staying up until 9 am talking to each other and we can have a normal sleeping schedule.
the only problem is that when i don't sleep i take that time to like....buy everything that i've ever needed using coupons, finding deals, and spending as little money as possible. so i boughtt the dress in pic related on sale + using a coupon so it was like 25% off, then bought 12 pairs of eyelashes that are usually 4-5$ a pair for 19$ total, bought a MAC blush i've wanted for 14$ saving like 40%, bought vintage skirts i'd wanted and then bought american apparel shirts for spring for 75% off. it's been a productive morning at least.
that's my update lol. how is your sunday's going mtfg? doing anything productive or fun even if it's not super exciting?
I had a dream there were a bunch of puppies around andwe were all somewhere it was snowing hard and one got its ear caught on a piece of stray wood so i let it free and it walked away and played with the other dogs but then it got caught on like...ice? And it literally tore open. Like, doggy split itself in half. And the other dogs ate it.
Probably a bad dream because of my dog being sick the other night. Vivid tho.
Anyways, heres actually my hips so maybe the memes will stop
I went deep into starvation. Not to get fat redistribution. To die. Let me tell you one thing. Once you've started and you don't even feel hunger anymore, it's really not easy to get back to normal eating.
>Not everyone had the privilege of transitioning at 14.
Are you thinking about who I am thinking about?
>pls l-lol : ' )
>I started HRT at 15 but I totally don't pass you guys! lol
Why is there so much
>tfw no gf
in these threads. Where da
>tfw no bf.
honestly i'm lucky because my hip measurements are large and i have enough boob so that a push up can give me the illusion of a C cup, buuuut my waist isn't tiny. i've been using this vintage shapewear from rago a lot over the past 4-5 months underneath my dresses and stuff tho and it cinches my waist so i can have a 28" waist and 38" hip lol. it rly helps and it's totally seamless under clothes, even tight dresses. it's also one of my lingerie secrets i don't normally tell anyone because it ALSO covers your tuck area, so even if you come untucked at all the bulge will be completely flattened. would recommend. plus it has garters and i wear stockings a lot. and also it looks sexy and men live.
aw lol well that sounds cute! i'm glad you had a good time.
for what purpose?
>That's a tough situation. Really there's not much you can do except do your best to get to the point where you can move out. Maybe use anti-androgens alone in the mean time, if you think it will only be a year or two.
>Good luck, in any case.
Ive been wanting to make toys ever since Japan but lol depression. now that I feel better I just might be able to make something.
I'd be okay with a bf as long as he looks, feels, acts and smells like a gf.
>Though I am highly disturbed by your horrid choice in frozen pizza.
if you bake it well and add more sauce and some more cheese it tastes great. I keep a big bag of shredded mozzarella and a big jar of pizza sauce in my fridge so those dollar pizzas plus the extra stuff gives me enough pizza a month all for about $15 bucks. Its cheaper than delivery, I spent way too much on that.
Okay but only if I can be small spoon.
>tfw never kissed anyone
>tfw futa isn't real
>tfw real intersex people don't like being sexualized
Yeah I have. Let's see how far this ride will take me.
If you're basically making a pizza on top of it why not go with something like this? There's places nearby me that sell them like 1-2$ each at most 3$. It just seems like it would be overloaded at that point, the crust on tostinos is so wafer thin as it is... Red Baron is my lazy/frozen pizza choice while I go with these normally.
hang in there anon
Also what are you referring to with "hurting myself"?
>Oh good god that's terrifying.
Thanks. I like making people reach for the brain bleach.
Speaking of that, now feels like the perfect time to complain about my lack of hips.
Only hon in mtfg? No, you aren't. Not when I'm around.
What body part? And how's the antidepressants working out for you?
seriously considering converting to some stone age religion in the hope it will brainwash me, repress my trans feelings, and so I can have kids and live a normal life
will it work?
Funny thing is that you really are!
David the megahon.
arms in winter when i wear long sleeves
rest of the year, chest, belly, legs, and everything that cant be seen with clothes on
i quit antidepressants some time ago, i mean i quit taking them in the right way, because they made me feel totally out of myself, totally out of libido, i didnt wanted to hurt myself and i didnt wanted to kill myself, but i was feeling totally empty, i just wanted to die, probably how a comatose people must feel.
now i just saved some boxes of antidepressants, enough to kill myself on an overdose
Don't make me post the really awful pictures. Besides, I'm pretty sure I'm at least ten years older than both of you. That alone makes me the Hon Supreme here.
who said i was still fucking him? i was the sole proprietor of his wealth. welcome to the world of hon, party of one sweetie :^)
Don't knock it til you try it, it's delicious if you have the right sauce.
i heard if you stare at them they get bigger.
but in all seriousness i have high hopes for the day i am finally able to wear a dirndl.
dirndl blouses look like they would really work to minimise the impact of having hon shoulders.
aww anon, wish I could do something but I know firsthand not a lot can be done when someone feels like this.
I sometimes cut on my thighs, used to cut on the arms but stopped that early before it left scars. Been thinking about getting on anti-depressants but I don't want to feel hollow. It's scary the way you describe it, I hoped they wouldn't have that effect.
I am the top hon though.
>started hrt at 20
>5´10" with 16" shoulders
>man face with man ears and man eyes
>huge hands and feet
>can't pass ever without surgery and it would probably not be enough
>too good at video games
Also speaking about pizza, I had this yesterday at this place called Lazy Dog, their food is amazing.
>too good at video games
this is the worst thing tbhon
I basically like spicy everything so pizza is just a natural progression of that. Plus, the more punchy and flavourful a pizza is the better IMO, although something saucy and sweet definitely has its place too.
Suede shirt and leggings, 20€ together at Jennyfer. Fake fur vest, 25€, same place. Leather skirt, 35€ on e-bay. Shitty Chinese corset, 25€ on Amazon. The jewelry is mostly homemade and the boots are Pataugas I bought on sale for 120€.
For real i don't mean to be shitting up this thread by being a sperg but is anyone else on hrt from ADC seeing results? I'm still too early on it for there to be results anyways, but I'm legit worried that I'm popping sugar pills while testosterone continues to slowly destroy my body.
Fuck that kind of makes me mad. It's so fucked up going to therapy and wasting so much money all for nothing. Doctors are paid too much and give little to no shits about what happens to their patients. What a twisted world we live in.
Is 16" really abnormal for female shoulders?? i'm 6' and have 15".
Hey I like memes too, we should hang sometime.
>15.5" inch shoulders
>look like the freshman in HS that always has iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook's S/T on repeat
>don't even have the CS:GO skills that everyone else got
I just woke up and I'm really tired
how are you though?
>real women have curves
Do you just like spewing retarded things to get attention?
Still fairly sick. I've given up on tissues and have turned to using full strips of soft cloth.
It's entered my chest, so it's all about to just get worse and worse.
If nothing else I have a flight to Maryland on Wednesday and today I am curled up watching the movie Sunshine.
>tfw one of your favorite friends changed for the worse
I don't like this feel one bit
>tfw no gf to watch something with while drinking coffee
They are of stardust you nit. Our sun is primarily hydrogen still with only a 20% mixture of helium. It will be 5 billion years yet until it begins fusing together helium to produce carbon.
Please share the story? I'm kind of curious about this since I had a situation similar to that recently.
Jesus you are dumb. Our atoms were cooked in the solar nebula, aka an exploding star near where our sun sits today. Most elements are cooked in stars and then when they go supernova are ejected into the cosmos to create smaller stars and solar systems.
Not much to tell. They started out really nice and we'd hang alot and laugh together, but as the months progressed its like they got alot more distant and cold. And not just to me to everyone really. I can barely even recognize them anymore t b h. Makes me sad but I feel like its for the best.
I also have another friend that's shallow as all fuck. I mean I didn't notice at first but damn if it isn't blantlently obvious now. The best way to describe this second friend is a self absorbed California valley girl.
You said "the sun" aka OUR sun. Our sun did not produce the atoms that currently make us up. This is your mistake that you made. What you just said though? Not incorrect. In fact, aside from a few major issues (Such as your ignoring the neutron star collapse that led to the initial gravitational wave that collapsed the neula into a proto system) is rather spot on.
However, your specific wording was the problem here. saying "Of the sun" directly says "All our atoms came from the sun" rather than "of suns" which would have been the correct way of saying it.
ok i guess it's time to tell u how this all works. when i'm on cam i have a very bright light shining on me which kind of eliminates the entirety of any kind of shadowing. in the last pic i posted my boobs weren't even an A cup, and now they're like halfway to a B. the difference is that i haven't been on progesterone in two months. when you're on prog your breasts swell up, but they don't stay that way if you stop taking them. so if i took it daily now i'd prob have a B cup from the swelling, but in reality my bobs wouldn't have actually gone up to a B cup. does that make sense?
what's yalls obsession with this now almost 3 year old pic of me lmao
I have a few friends like that. I can understand how frustrating and sad it can be.
I remember a number of months ago a friend and I were going to a store specifically to buy me a bra and I got left high and dry after I got ignored and left standing there while she went off and got fitted.
Self absorbed friends are the most annoying thing in existence.
>tfw you will never eat tomato stuff with kayla
Don't even know anymore tb-h.
Just shitpost all day every day because I'm a loser with a shitty life :^)
You mentioning your foot size makes me wonder....
OI! Foot size check in!
8-9 here (Depends on the brand oddly enough)
Hey I like being slightly curvy ;~;
aragorn gets mad at us for wanting a second puberty and throws us some skittles
do yall not know how bras and breasts work or something???? legit question. the whole spike in progestin making women's boobs larger thing is true of both cis and trans women. that's why cis women's boobs get bigger around their period, and then smaller, and then they adjust back to normal after awhile....... push ups don't literally make your tits look like mine unless you have tits to push up. this is one of the dumbest convos i've had on here lmao
a 34A is pretty common around 1 year of HRT, and my hip measurement went from 34 to 38, but that's cause i gained 10 lbs and my waist measurement went from 28 to like 31. welcome to hormones
no that's just my chest :o i've never been into that trick just cause any makeup not on my face being anywhere near a man seems like such an embarrassment waiting to happen. it's one thing if my foundation gets on his shirt but if some foundation from my tit got on his chest i would kms
why do so many tripfriends here look like they have fetal alcohol syndrome?
I didn't read it because i'm not a nerd.
Like 13-14mm then.
KILL THIS HON ;_;
>tfw no FAS, but still look a bit retarded
that's bexe before he transitioned
dance 27yo boy dance!
stop being lewd it's bad for u
I'm the original transbian, I should know.
i'm glad everyone telling me that my tits haven't grown literally an inch have stfu tho. like why do some people always want to press me on this shit? i don't make wild fantastical claims about my life or anything like tf. only in mtfg are you harassed for growing a single cup in a year and called a liar i swear
my feet are gross boy feet tho. you should ask one of the pretty girls footanon ._.;
seeing as how i didn't mention anything about people asking to see my tits since that's why i posted them in the first place i'm guessing that jpg is for your post? there's a diff between asking someone something and harassing them/calling them a liar
seeing as i don't have sex for money and i live as a woman idk what to say about the latter point. but it'd be a lot easier not to be such a vapid self absorbed cunt if yall would stop talking about me, obsessing over me, saving my pics, and hounding me. but what do i know!!! i'm gonna go to conventional now i'm not supposed to be unnecessarily rude to ppl and i feel it coming what with my 24 hour sleep deprivation. good day to u sir
I've posted my feet before. Not in the mood desu.
Go fap to a clown, it's about the same desu.
My ex bf used to love feet. He'd rub his face all over my soles, suck on my toes, lick between my toes. rub his dick on my feet.
It felt good but didn't do a thing for me sexually. Still was a fun experience :D
It doesn't matter how much you lie about it. You're still an ugly dog faced vapid self absorbed gay male prostitute. Fuck off already and go suck some more dicks for money you retarded whore.