/mtfg/ - Trans Girl General

first for tfw no precum-soaked penis to suck

2nd for no bullying allowed.
>>5563454
dat too

3rd for lainanon is a hon

>>5563454
fuck you thats my line

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I want a vagina and someone to choke me and fuck me in it ;_;

nth for hrt gave me girly skin

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morning fampais

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>>5563430
I try, I just have a fast metabolism...

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oddish may be pretentious and autistic but she is curvy as fuck

xth for what will the 8-ball focus your dysphoria on today?

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Can we have for once have some fun in this thread? Post some funny shit.

>>5563456
>wut? food isn't shit, go buy some microwave pizzas and stop being a body dysmophic anorexic

Don't be aggressive to me. I hope that you can trust that I'm being honest when I say my expenses are about equivalent to my revenue right now, and that I can't increase my food intake without experiencing a net loss, and that my goal weight is going to be 120lbs.

I'm in kind of a tough spot!

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>>5563462
:3

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>>5563471
that's not even the real oddish, dork.

>>5563475
in the spirit of the OP.

>>5563465
...wait, is your strangler choking and fucking you while both of you are inside your own vagina? I'm having a hard time visualizing the non-Euclidean geometry here...

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>tfw no bully gf
;____________________________________;

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>>5563480
yeah it is

here are oddish's childbearing hips

I WANT THIS SURGERY SO FUCKING BAD KILL ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFsRHG6GgNA

Am I childish? :?

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>>5563486
fk u lainanon

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>>5563466
nth for hrt gave me nothing, only a more masculine body

>>5563487
where do you find this stuff. are you okay, anon?

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>>5563482
>>5563482

>>5563490
no but you are just kinda oddish

>>5563488
>VFS in 5 months
>CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!

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>>5563491
It's all I want in life ;-;

>tfw no gf to bully me and then cuddle me

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>>5563488
Is voice training not going well?

>>5563487
>>5563471
it's not oddish but it's a tranny btw

this means you can have big hips too, mtfg :^)

ITS FINALLY SNOWING
i can't wait to wear my new stuff.

>>5563503
>this means you could have had big hips if you weren't starting HRT after your hips fused, mtfg

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>mfw stuck with man-hips ;_;

>>5563500
sign me up

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>>5563508
>tfw started hrt at 20

>>5563508
P-pls senpai, I'm not super dysphoric today and don't want to be ;~;

yep I must be taking fake pills this is it, I'm gonna end myself what's the best way to commit sudoku

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>tfw Texas anon will never ask for your number

;~;

>>5563508
Yeah but hips fuse very early usually. I started HRT at 18 and I got zero hip growth. It's all a shitty meme.

Not everyone had the privilege of transitioning at 14.

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Practicing my smug bitch look. Getting there, don't you think?

>>5563522
who
>>5563523
lol

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>>5563472
Today promises to be dysphoria free for once

>>5563488
oh fuck I need this senpai

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>>5563258
I so am not
how do you even know who i am

>>5563519
Why not get pills from a more reputable source, if that's your concern?

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>recommend the near-starvation then regain method of forced fat redistribution
>get called a "dangerous disgusting person"
>get accused of recommending anorexia because I recommenred that the person in question (temporarily!) Lose most of their body fat
Why is everywhere else a hug box full of ugly a fuck prople who don't pass judging each other for trying something other than the tested and true main path?

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>>5563449

who /Australian/ here?

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>>5563512
at-least you dont have hideously huge body and small waist
i look like a freak.

try some kinda waist trainer thingie

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>>5563540

>>5563540
me ;)

http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/01/how-love-being-non-passing/

huehuehue

>>5563508
she started hrt after 18, senpai

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>>5563542
Don't make me hugbox you.

>>5563542
I'll try but god I'm so lazy.

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my friend amelia (who posts here sometimes) and i are staying up all night/day together so that we stop staying up until 9 am talking to each other and we can have a normal sleeping schedule.

the only problem is that when i don't sleep i take that time to like....buy everything that i've ever needed using coupons, finding deals, and spending as little money as possible. so i boughtt the dress in pic related on sale + using a coupon so it was like 25% off, then bought 12 pairs of eyelashes that are usually 4-5$ a pair for 19$ total, bought a MAC blush i've wanted for 14$ saving like 40%, bought vintage skirts i'd wanted and then bought american apparel shirts for spring for 75% off. it's been a productive morning at least.

that's my update lol. how is your sunday's going mtfg? doing anything productive or fun even if it's not super exciting?

>>5563531
Because I'm broke and they're cheap. I plan to switch to inhouse when I get a new job but for now adc is the best I can afford.

>>5563551
yea and probably had huge hips well before hrt

>>5563527
Awesome!

>>5563502
hell no, I sound like shit

>>5563499
how much money is it?

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>>5563542
>>5563512
>mfw people complaing about no hips when they have childbearing ones in actuality and tits on top of that

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I had a dream there were a bunch of puppies around andwe were all somewhere it was snowing hard and one got its ear caught on a piece of stray wood so i let it free and it walked away and played with the other dogs but then it got caught on like...ice? And it literally tore open. Like, doggy split itself in half. And the other dogs ate it.
Probably a bad dream because of my dog being sick the other night. Vivid tho.

Anyways, heres actually my hips so maybe the memes will stop

>>5563539
I went deep into starvation. Not to get fat redistribution. To die. Let me tell you one thing. Once you've started and you don't even feel hunger anymore, it's really not easy to get back to normal eating.

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>>5563522
>Not everyone had the privilege of transitioning at 14.
Are you thinking about who I am thinking about?

>pls l-lol : ' )

>>5563558
>tfw guy has bigger hips than me

>>5563555
i'd fucking kill to be able to pull off that dress. good taste.

>>5563551
I was talking about myself, not her; I'm medium-certain that my hip were fused by the time I started HRT at age 29.

Where to go for voice surgery?
Only place with good results I've seen so far is Yeson in Korea.

>>5563563
Surgery itself ~7580 usd

>>5563555
I went on a hung over hike in the rain. It was nice.

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>tfw no winter cuddles with qt gf
;____;

>>5563555
I finally learned how to use resin =)

>>5563569
will you bear my children anyways?

>>5563570
Theres a Difference between eating little and starving to die

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>I started HRT at 15 but I totally don't pass you guys! lol

>>5563582
>Surgery itself ~7580 usd
wow that is actually obtainable, who are you going to and can I hear your voice as it is now?

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>tfw no qt tall gf

>>5563558
She's Brazilian so of course she had them

>>5563569
Get your 40 year old white dad belly out of here, sir

Group therapy for hons is this Wednesday. Should I go? I'm so freaking curious.

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Why is there so much
>tfw no gf
in these threads. Where da
>tfw no bf.

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>>5563553
have you hugboxed me ?
uh thought we had a common understanding about it >:l

>>5563554
uuu-umm i dont think its that much of work

>>5563567
>childbearing ones
why dont you just hit me with a rock or something ._.

>>5563609
bfs are lame, they just wanna fug and then wont even cuddle

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>>5563609
>tfw no bf

>>5563613
I have not but maybe I will if you don't stop saying stupid things!

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>>5563587
>tfw no summer bf romance

;___;

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here is my shit voice as of right now
https://clyp.it/tzki1kp0

>>5563602
No, I have lisp (not the gay one) and I sounds awful. But it's around 165Hz and I want 240Hz

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Cum seems disgusting. Is it weird to not want to swallow ever?

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>>5563575

honestly i'm lucky because my hip measurements are large and i have enough boob so that a push up can give me the illusion of a C cup, buuuut my waist isn't tiny. i've been using this vintage shapewear from rago a lot over the past 4-5 months underneath my dresses and stuff tho and it cinches my waist so i can have a 28" waist and 38" hip lol. it rly helps and it's totally seamless under clothes, even tight dresses. it's also one of my lingerie secrets i don't normally tell anyone because it ALSO covers your tuck area, so even if you come untucked at all the bulge will be completely flattened. would recommend. plus it has garters and i wear stockings a lot. and also it looks sexy and men live.

>>5563584

aw lol well that sounds cute! i'm glad you had a good time.

>>5563592

for what purpose?

>>5563609
because every second trip here is a perverted straight man

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>>5563613
>>5563613
>why dont you just hit me with a rock or something ._.
Because you might then get the sweet release of death and that's against our fate sister.

I've got my second gic appointment tomorrow and I'm stressing like crazy, does anyone have any advice?

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>>5563603
>tfw tall but not qt

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>>5563620
Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Some totally are into cuddling!

>>5563555
>>5563632
go be bloggin your blahgins somewhere else hon

>>5563465
I'm sorry about the poltard on the IRC being rude to you last night, he's banned now ;_;

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>tfw no qt gf to hug in public

>>5563637
go in full girl mode

>>5563357
>That's a tough situation. Really there's not much you can do except do your best to get to the point where you can move out. Maybe use anti-androgens alone in the mean time, if you think it will only be a year or two.
>Good luck, in any case.
thanks

>>5563639
im 6'1 hmu

>>5563625
infinitely superior to mine.

>>5563625
At least your voice passes good. Cis/10.
Did you have a dudebro voice or the stereotypical gay voice before???

>>5563656
bullshit, post a clyp

>>5563661
i haven't done speech training.

>>5563665
just post a clyp, you only get better with effort

>>5563659
really? also no I had an ultra low man voice before I started voice training

>tfw no obama bf

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>>5563632
Ive been wanting to make toys ever since Japan but lol depression. now that I feel better I just might be able to make something.

>>5563668
how long have you been doing it?

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>>5563661
>>5563668

>>5563668
Yeah that's a passing voice Kayla, should give yourself a bit of credit! Though I am highly disturbed by your horrid choice in frozen pizza. >>5563456

>>5563671
2 years

>>5563670
awesome

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>>5563609
I'd be okay with a bf as long as he looks, feels, acts and smells like a gf.

>>5563670
Nice :D That seems fun do you have any plans yet for what you'd make?

>>5563631
yea
>not swallowing your own loads to practice for your qt

>>5563676
okay, i'll post a clip in 2 years. if i even live thatlong

Aww I'm sad, just beat Dragon's Crown ;_;

>>5563684
Cum tastes absolutely fucking awful tho

did you accept that you're going to kill yourself eventually ?
or you still believe you will grow older and be happy ?

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>>5563680
>tfw want both gf and bf

>>5563665
You don't necessarily need speech training. I thought I'd try and bother getting it someday, but it seems I don't really need it.

https://clyp.it/sn3ru3j2

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>>5563654
6'4" here ;_;

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>>5563675
>Though I am highly disturbed by your horrid choice in frozen pizza.
if you bake it well and add more sauce and some more cheese it tastes great. I keep a big bag of shredded mozzarella and a big jar of pizza sauce in my fridge so those dollar pizzas plus the extra stuff gives me enough pizza a month all for about $15 bucks. Its cheaper than delivery, I spent way too much on that.

>>5563684
>cumming loads
do you even hrt

>>5563688
says YOU
you can make it taste nice by not eating meat and eating pineapple instead

>>5563652
Yeah I'm going to, I just wish I had more proof of going full time, my latest hormone level results have my old name on ffs

>>5563690
I'm happy right now though m8. All I need to do is grow old and maintain the course

>>5563691
Either one is fine imo

>>5563684
uhm...
>>5563691
i'll kiss you lainanon, and let you warm your hands on ym chest ~

>>5563695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY

i kinda do.

>>5563699
>cumming loads
once a week desu

>>5563700
>not eating meat

I can't live life like this. If hrt makes me a qt and I get a bf I'll get him to try this tho

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>>5563645

no
as the queen hon it is my moral obligation, nay, my DUTY to blahg

>>5563670

d'aw that's so great!! what are you gonna make do ya think?

>>5563690

i'm already happy so idk

>>5563698
>>5563700
Frozen pineapple pizza IS disgusting, though...

>tfw depressed for the last 5 years because of dysphoria
>tfw nobody to stop me from hurting myself
>tfw nobody that cares about me
>tfw im all alone

>>5563707
My sex drive is like 0. I can only manage like once ever 2 - 3 weeks desu

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>>5563705
Okay but only if I can be small spoon.

>tfw never kissed anyone
worst feel

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>>5563691
>tfw futa isn't real
>tfw real intersex people don't like being sexualized

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>>5563690
Yeah I have. Let's see how far this ride will take me.

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>>5563698
If you're basically making a pizza on top of it why not go with something like this? There's places nearby me that sell them like 1-2$ each at most 3$. It just seems like it would be overloaded at that point, the crust on tostinos is so wafer thin as it is... Red Baron is my lazy/frozen pizza choice while I go with these normally.

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>>5563718
okay lets do it

>>5563726
>>5563698
just make master race pita pizzas and load them with more veggies than anything else 'w'

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>>5563698
>>5563726
Also this sauce is amazing.

>>5563710
Oh good god that's terrifying.

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>>5563727
Come here then nerd.

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>>5563676
=]

>>5563682
>>5563709

something like this from some gba game i played years ago. its not that great theres holes and the arms and legs did not form its just a test but i might try to makecopies of the metal momo.

>>5563718
Iktf m88. It sux

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>>5563713
iktf
hang in there anon

Also what are you referring to with "hurting myself"?

>>5563737
Doughnut pls i dont know where u live, apart from that ur in sweden ;_;

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>>5563734
>Oh good god that's terrifying.
Thanks. I like making people reach for the brain bleach.
Speaking of that, now feels like the perfect time to complain about my lack of hips.

>>5563625
Kayla you ditzy cunt this is a shitty voice
https://clyp.it/k43ajg4h (it's polish for those who wonder).

You don't need surgery kayla...

>>5563709
bitch you ain't no queen, you are a ratchet. sheen is the real queen so you better recognize

all hail sheen the queen

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>>5563746
I live in the south.

>>5563752
I'm super lucky in that department. Never leaving skele mode in my life kinda avoided the tolls of test on things other than my ribcage.

>>5563752
good god

>>5563691
One or the other is just fine. But this feel got old after a couple days. I hope it doesn't last much longer.

Maybe I should get a bf or gf as a warding tactic.

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>>5563753
sounds great, not all scratchy like mine

>>5563726
boboli has a weird chemically tasting crust, if I am doing my own crust I just go for this shit right here

>>5563734
not a fan of thin runny sauce

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>>5563738

well i wish you luck!! i'm sure it'll be fun either way.

>>5563756

uh no i am the only hon in mtfg

>>5563740
>hang in there anon
kek
I have been hurting since I was 16, like cutting and such, also from time to time i take extra antidepressants just to hurt myself

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>>5563774
Only hon in mtfg? No, you aren't. Not when I'm around.

>>5563774
kill yourself my man

>>5563787
>let's play the game "outhon the hon"

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>tfw no gf to hug when dysphoria

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>>5563752
How can you fail at wearing a corset?

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>>5563774
>>5563787
if you two are hons than i'm a giga hon desu

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>>5563782
>cutting
iktf

What body part? And how's the antidepressants working out for you?

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>tfw you put too much hot sauce on your pizza

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>>5563787

i think it's rly cute that u think u can outhon me but u can't. ty for trying tho

>>5563789

but i'm having too much fun spending your father's money

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seriously considering converting to some stone age religion in the hope it will brainwash me, repress my trans feelings, and so I can have kids and live a normal life
will it work?

>>5563757
gothenburg??

>>5563797
By not wearing a corset, eh... Those are the Velcro straps of a back brace.

>>5563809
What do you have to loose? You can always hop on the skittle train if you are not strong enough.

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>>5563798
Funny thing is that you really are!

David the megahon.

>>5563808
bitch my dad is dead so get your stinky necrophiliac ass out of here

>>5563817
You can't see any of that in selfies!

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>>5563817
ye i am a fatass
kill me

I hate how i look ;--; adam's apple got bigger ;-; fugg

>>5563809
It will work until about the age of 40, if late transitioners are any indicator

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>>5563800
>hot sauce on your pizza
you disgust me

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>>5563821
Eww, you look like kiwi.

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>>5563811
South east.

>>5563799
arms in winter when i wear long sleeves
rest of the year, chest, belly, legs, and everything that cant be seen with clothes on
i quit antidepressants some time ago, i mean i quit taking them in the right way, because they made me feel totally out of myself, totally out of libido, i didnt wanted to hurt myself and i didnt wanted to kill myself, but i was feeling totally empty, i just wanted to die, probably how a comatose people must feel.
now i just saved some boxes of antidepressants, enough to kill myself on an overdose

will it ever be safe to look at your shoulders in the mirror? :s

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>>5563808
>>5563821
Don't make me post the really awful pictures. Besides, I'm pretty sure I'm at least ten years older than both of you. That alone makes me the Hon Supreme here.

>>5563648
What happened, was he being a bully?

>>5563829
come ON, kayla. also, you should work at a pizza place. It's really fun.

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>>5563822

who said i was still fucking him? i was the sole proprietor of his wealth. welcome to the world of hon, party of one sweetie :^)

>>5563839
That outfit makes you look like a 17th century prostitute.

>>5563837
not for me ;-;

>>5563839
what the fuck are you wearing lel

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>>5563829
Don't knock it til you try it, it's delicious if you have the right sauce.

>>5563844
I tried to apply to one actually today believe it or not but mom said she didn't sacrifice so much for me to be working with food and scolded me.

>>5563837
i heard if you stare at them they get bigger.
but in all seriousness i have high hopes for the day i am finally able to wear a dirndl.
dirndl blouses look like they would really work to minimise the impact of having hon shoulders.

>>5563846
>implying i didn't have two moms all along and you were fucking some crusty old hobo insteaad
you got pranked hard buddy

>>5563841
It was his third offense, and he was being pretty damn rude honestly >>5561895

>>5563853
To me pizza should me saucy and sweet, not evil and burning. Then again I LOATHE spicy food, unless its Chinese.

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>mfw people think they can out hon me

>>5563839
let's get you out of these icky clothes, bb~

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>>5563834
aww anon, wish I could do something but I know firsthand not a lot can be done when someone feels like this.

I sometimes cut on my thighs, used to cut on the arms but stopped that early before it left scars. Been thinking about getting on anti-depressants but I don't want to feel hollow. It's scary the way you describe it, I hoped they wouldn't have that effect.

>tfw you'll never be able to pass without surgery

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>>5563839

woah where'd u get those threads

>>5563859

>implying one of ur moms isn't mtf and wasn't my first husband before they transitioned who held a candle for me for the rest of their lives

try again sweetie :^)

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>>5563863
I am the top hon though.

>started hrt at 20
>5´10" with 16" shoulders
>no hips
>man face with man ears and man eyes
>huge hands and feet
>can't pass ever without surgery and it would probably not be enough
>too good at video games

>>5563861
Kek, sounds like a fellow /pol/ack. He shouldve just kept the autism down, and chilled.

>>5563856
try not listening to her

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>>5563884
Good luck.
Also speaking about pizza, I had this yesterday at this place called Lazy Dog, their food is amazing.

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>>5563877
>too good at video games
this is the worst thing tbhon

>>5563877
you're basically describing me except I'm taller

>>5563862
I basically like spicy everything so pizza is just a natural progression of that. Plus, the more punchy and flavourful a pizza is the better IMO, although something saucy and sweet definitely has its place too.

>>5563870
Suede shirt and leggings, 20€ together at Jennyfer. Fake fur vest, 25€, same place. Leather skirt, 35€ on e-bay. Shitty Chinese corset, 25€ on Amazon. The jewelry is mostly homemade and the boots are Pataugas I bought on sale for 120€.

>kayla pizzaposting
>dragface bragposting
>hons honning
GODAMNIT

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>>5563894
>tfw you top the scoreboard in every multiplayer game while shitposting at the same time

Hon as fuck.

>>5563900
Check your height privilege nerd.

i'm gross aren't i ;__;

>>5563868
antidepressants are useless, i wasted so much money on therapy and antidepressants and did nothing for me, and then i had to stop going because i didnt have more money

>>5563893
>That Pizza
You live in Califorinia, dont you?

>>5563911

You aren't elanna ... so no.

>>5563879
So far as I see it, it's a public channel, so yeah if he just wanted to chill he'd be welcome to. He was being a confrontational dumbass though.

>>5563923
Sounds about right. I apologize for my board, they're autistic, but they mean well in their own weird way.

For real i don't mean to be shitting up this thread by being a sperg but is anyone else on hrt from ADC seeing results? I'm still too early on it for there to be results anyways, but I'm legit worried that I'm popping sugar pills while testosterone continues to slowly destroy my body.

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>tfw cold as fuck and no gf to cuddle
;__;

Okayyy I'm off to downtown gonna head to the pot shop and grab a pint at the pub while I'm there, have a good day all play nice~

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So is everyone having a wonderful day today?

>>5563914
Fuck that kind of makes me mad. It's so fucked up going to therapy and wasting so much money all for nothing. Doctors are paid too much and give little to no shits about what happens to their patients. What a twisted world we live in.

>>5563831
>that image
plsss

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>>5563877
Is 16" really abnormal for female shoulders?? i'm 6' and have 15".

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>>5563922
Hey I like memes too, we should hang sometime.

>>5563910
>height privilege

I don't wanna be this tall ;_;

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>>5563877
>5'4"
>15.5" inch shoulders
>look like the freshman in HS that always has iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook's S/T on repeat
>don't even have the CS:GO skills that everyone else got

you all are so lame, every day it's just the same bland rehash sans laugh track

mtfg season 2015th was the best desu senpai

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>>5563946
pls yes

>>5563954
Probably, i'm a huge man beast.

>>5563958
Oh, I thought you said I was taller.

I'll check my privilege.

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>>5563938
I just woke up and I'm really tired

thanks insomnia

how are you though?

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>>5563430
>real women have curves
Do you just like spewing retarded things to get attention?

>>5563916
Fucking duh like totally.

>>5563966
of course we are lame, we are girls

>>5563970
>1386909752289.jpg
that gave me tummy tingles

>>5563957
Wait elanna is that you? Are you a sex offender??

>>5563970
i'll bring pocky, soda and we can neet it up ;3

>>5563957
>tfw every time you post your face i want to see your soles even more

fuck this i'll never get to see

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>>5563902

looking fly: priceless

>>5563904

i'm literally blogging jokingly about being a hon cause the concept is dumb and talking about shopping for discounts with coupons how is that bragging lmao

>>5563978

angie why do you ask questions to answers you already know

>>5563978
mangoo please, you are unfunny, stupid and only attacking her to get more attention for yourself

>>5563979
Rude sarcasm desu ;_;

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>>5563975
Still fairly sick. I've given up on tissues and have turned to using full strips of soft cloth.

It's entered my chest, so it's all about to just get worse and worse.

If nothing else I have a flight to Maryland on Wednesday and today I am curled up watching the movie Sunshine.

>>5563982
yes she is you fucking autist

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>>5563981
;-;

>>5563989
Please do.

>>5563999
I'm not too bad at piecing together outlandish looking outfits from ordinary bargain bin stuff...

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>>5563982
The memes say I'm a transbian chaser and sex offender who cucks girls left right and center, you can't ignore memes oddish. ;~;

>>5563930
No worries, it's not your fault when someone goes full retard, a whole board isn't represented by one person. ;~;

>>5563998
Should I? o.o

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>>5563904
>kayla pizzaposting
no, now I am lasagna posting

>>5564009
>>5563938
Every single atom in our bodies are of the sun.

>>5563978
nice bdd homie

>>5563978
>following the filthy retard
>not following fupalord ethan
You and your plebtastes in youtubers make me sick.

>>5563999
show us your boobs!

>>5564005
Kayla, nice try

>>5564027
>nice BDD
Considering how stupid you are.
I'm surprised that you know how to breathe and blink.

So how's that job hunting going....oh wait

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>>5564033
>tfw one of your favorite friends changed for the worse

I don't like this feel one bit

>>5564020
>;-;
;_;

>>5564033
I didn't post that, I was just pulling my lasagna out of the oven.

>>5564042
did she try to rape you?
or did she diddle your pickle?

>>5564042
Hmmmm?

squeal for me kayler, squeal like a pig

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>>5564043
>tfw no gf to watch something with while drinking coffee
;__;

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>>5564027
They are of stardust you nit. Our sun is primarily hydrogen still with only a 20% mixture of helium. It will be 5 billion years yet until it begins fusing together helium to produce carbon.

>>5564042
Please share the story? I'm kind of curious about this since I had a situation similar to that recently.

>>5564045
yes you did, liar

Kill Korra and Kayla.

>>5564057
>coffee
Yuck tbqh

>>5564042
Shoots my bad I didnt mean to quote

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>>5564045
Kayla, don't bullshit a bullshitter

>>5564023

i don't doubt u

>>5564031

everyone has seen my tits. this pic is literally 8 months old, 2 months after starting my HRT regimen w/ prog and my boobs are like 3 times as big now.

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>>5563555
#nosleep2016

>>5564059
Jesus you are dumb. Our atoms were cooked in the solar nebula, aka an exploding star near where our sun sits today. Most elements are cooked in stars and then when they go supernova are ejected into the cosmos to create smaller stars and solar systems.

SQUEAL LIKE A PIG COME ON BOY HAHA YEAH

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>>5564065
stop being rude anon, you're not helping

>>5564071
>boobs are like 3 times as big now.
mmm~

>>5564071
Your boobs are still the same size.
You show them off all the time on cam

>>5564085
>cam
link please and thank you

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>>5564057
W I F E M E
I
F
E
M
E

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>>5564085
ahahaha
that dollface's delusion

delicious

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>>5564066
>not liking coffee
What a nerd.

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Has science gone to far?!

>>5564025
i'd love you to post them but i don't think you will

>>5564088
Find it yourself chaser

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kayla is number 1 tomato girl

>>5564071
yes these are the perfect nips

>>5564059
Not much to tell. They started out really nice and we'd hang alot and laugh together, but as the months progressed its like they got alot more distant and cold. And not just to me to everyone really. I can barely even recognize them anymore t b h. Makes me sad but I feel like its for the best.

I also have another friend that's shallow as all fuck. I mean I didn't notice at first but damn if it isn't blantlently obvious now. The best way to describe this second friend is a self absorbed California valley girl.

/blog

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>>5564079
You said "the sun" aka OUR sun. Our sun did not produce the atoms that currently make us up. This is your mistake that you made. What you just said though? Not incorrect. In fact, aside from a few major issues (Such as your ignoring the neutron star collapse that led to the initial gravitational wave that collapsed the neula into a proto system) is rather spot on.

However, your specific wording was the problem here. saying "Of the sun" directly says "All our atoms came from the sun" rather than "of suns" which would have been the correct way of saying it.

>>5564107
The fuck.

>>5564115
>self absorbed California valley girl.
Melly?

>>5564103
1. did jormy become le edgy alternative porn star?
2. why did melly get chink eyes?

>>5564107
Nice to know Kayla

>>5564103
why are their noses so far away from their mouth?

>>5564115
Think it's for the best that we're distant now*

>>5564107
I want to break a brick over kayla's head.

>>5564129
Because males have a genetically longer philtrum than women

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>>5564085

ok i guess it's time to tell u how this all works. when i'm on cam i have a very bright light shining on me which kind of eliminates the entirety of any kind of shadowing. in the last pic i posted my boobs weren't even an A cup, and now they're like halfway to a B. the difference is that i haven't been on progesterone in two months. when you're on prog your breasts swell up, but they don't stay that way if you stop taking them. so if i took it daily now i'd prob have a B cup from the swelling, but in reality my bobs wouldn't have actually gone up to a B cup. does that make sense?

>>5564091

what's yalls obsession with this now almost 3 year old pic of me lmao

>>5564116
Okay fine, we are of another sun, but our sun and pretty much everything till past the Oort cloud are all of the same origin.

>>5564107
>tomato girl
what...what even is this

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>>5564103
Man Raifu is a qt.

>>5564129
because male skull

>>5564133
But that looks very far, is that normal?

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>>5564105
I'm kind of shy desu ;_;

>>5564134
DAMAGE CONTROL

>>5564134
You didn't change one bit, especially your hips lmao

>>5564133
Males have bigger penuseses than women
>sometimes

>>5564134
>they're like halfway to a B
prove it

>>5564146
at first I thought those were panties

>>5564146
>that arch

if you're ever comfortable enough, please unsee without the sock/tights. i'm begging you.

>>5564146
That's a big footie desu

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>>5564115
I have a few friends like that. I can understand how frustrating and sad it can be.
I remember a number of months ago a friend and I were going to a store specifically to buy me a bra and I got left high and dry after I got ignored and left standing there while she went off and got fitted.
Self absorbed friends are the most annoying thing in existence.

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>>5564169
>these foot fetishists
mfw

Whats the porpouse of this thread?
I have been wondering for a while.

shake shake shake
your flat booty

>>5564144
No, a long Philtrum could be a sign of FAS

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>tfw you will never eat tomato stuff with kayla

>>5564178
we're a containment thread to spare the rest of lgbt the worst of the mtf posting

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>>5564183
>my tomato when

>>5564178
Bringing attention to yourself as hard as you can

>>5564182
Like mine is much closer and im really manly.

>>5564176
Oh that sux I'm sad to hear it. But that's life I suppose. Fake friends come and go but real ones stick around.

>>5564178

this >>5564188

HELLO

>>5564186
I mostly see fags flirting to other fags, shouldnt that be on transbian general?

>>5564168
Those would be some wide panties ;~;

>>5564169
Anon pls that's so unbelievably lewd >////<

>>5564172
Size 10 ;~;

>>5564197
tlg is a lesgen containment thread, not an mtf one

>>5564196
AYYYY ᵇᵒᵒᵇᵒᵒ!!

>>5564146
l-lewd ><