/mtfg/ transgirl general - frog edition #4

we forever frog editions now

>>5547586
good luck to her if she tries to target me

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>>5547583
>That webm.
why

>>5547584
;_______;
You aren't on the violated list yet though

>>5547586
These are the end times. Brace for the 9 trans girls of the apocalypse

>>5547584
>>5547584
I warned you.

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I picked a cute name

>>5547583
no no no no no no no

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>>5547583
That frog is watching its body getting eaten.

That's off the fucking chain.

>>5547583
That was awful. I can't believe you'd show something that horrid.

>tfw no penis to suck

>>5547595
Elanna always gets the girl she wants.

>>5547597
Taylor is a very good name. Way to cute.

>elanna will never be your mom

Bad feel

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>tfw no bf

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>tfw no bully gf who abuses you
Why even life?

>>5547619
to find a bully gf obviously.

>>5547583
now i'm developing envy over fucking amphibians.

>>5547619
I thought you hooked up with bully anon last night

>>5547595
Did you make an IRC elanna?

>>5547597
>tfw not sure about mine
I feel like Jillian is a hon name sometimes

I like yours tho

Post dead names

>>5547616
Cis people are far more diverse and interesting than transpeople.
Mostly because trans people focus on their looks while everyone else focuses on their lives.
Get off your high horse maddie.

>>5547625
James

>>5547625
no

>>5547605
I didn't expect to feel this feel so much. It's disconcerting to go from not really caring about sex at all to being regularly brought to more satisfying sexual ideation than any sexual action I've taken.

Stupid mones. Didn't wait for hair reduction to get me boobs, and not going to wait until I'm comfortably passing before infecting me with desire.

>>5547624
I was going to do that this weekend, I need to set up my Debian machine to always have one idler.

>>5547614
>tfw ywn be a mom
An equally bad feel

wtf why is this happening
>wake up with semi morning wood
>woken up in the middle of the night by painful erections
srs when

>>5547632
hairy boobs is a tranny right of passage
I am glad for some reason all of my chest and bell hair vanished

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>>5547620
How?

>>5547622
Only ironically I think..

>>5547637
get your levels checked.. AAs probably not high enough

>>5547638
belly*

>>5547637
Are painful erections a thing, even?

>>5547634
Oh ok cool. I'll have time to find an IRC client for my phone then.

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>>5547637
>tfw haven't had morning wood in 8 months
its a good feel

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>>5547614
>tfw elanna will never be your big sister

; ~ ;

>>5547642
I just had them checked not too long ago and my T level was literally 1, I hope that's not what is causing it.
>>5547645
Yes, like searing pain if you never use it.
>>5547653
I haven't either but it's been happening to me lately for some reason..

>>5547659
hmm, are you on progesterone?

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>>5547637
>tfw don't even remember unruly benis feels
gud stuff

>>5547649
Running an IRC client on android. The entire concept is such a cool mix of modern and stuck in the past, and I like it ^^

>>5547668
iktf, it's a good one

>>5547659
Depending on what unit that is, 1 is very high in the female range

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Tfw your therapist hugboxes you

>>5547663
No
>>5547677
1 ng/dl I'm pretty sure

>>5547682
angie pls. whatd she even say

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>>5547682
Worst feel ever.

>hue ur andro :)
>you're better off than most people in your position
>your voice is andro

One day I will get my revenge.

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>>5547682
>going to therapy

>>5547674
>android
Far too mainstream... windows phones have no apps.

>>5547624
JOIN US
Frilly, Lilly, Tilly and Jilly

WE'LL RULE THE WORLD!!!
>with an iron gt

>>5547687
you need therapy lmao

>>5547683
Well that is very low, see your doctor.

>>5547690
oh and Milly
knew i forgot one

>>5547659
OH! Because the erectile tissue has lost elasticity! Good. I'll just keep getting intentional erections a few times daily to ward that off. Can't be that hard. Right?

>>5547691
No I don't. I tried it a few times and all the shrink did was tell me to write a journal. I know what I need to do to be happy but I am lazy.

>>5547689
Is windows phone a good experience? I know the ecosystem is tiny, but there has to be something it has going for it.

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>tfw going to have christian pound my boi pucci in a few hours and get paid for it

>>5547637
If your levels are fine then its probably nothing you can control. Some people's dicks just keep working on matter what sex hormones they have.

>>5547703
and he brings pizza, he knows how to treat a trans lady

>>5547699
You should try writing a journal to get in the habit of *doing things specifically to improve your health and happiness*. I know it sounds like a crock, but discipline helps make a lot of things more approachable.

>>5547685
She said ffs turned out fine for me and that it's normal to have concerns about it and how I might consider revisions even though I don't need it

>>5547687
Enjoying trying to get srs without letters from therapists :^)

>4 months ago
>be suicidal with dysphoria
>tell the NHS I am trans
>still waiting today for any reply or referral or anything
>even then I'll just be added to the 2 year waiting list to start a year of 'Real life experience' before I will be offered hormones

>be today
>ask qhi for hormones
>"yup no problem they'll arrive within 15 days"

Fuck this messed up island, but thank the Queen for the internet.

>>5547682
Isn't that what therapists are supposed to do?

>>5547699
Unless you're depressed or scared of leaving your comfort zone or something then i don't understand how you can know what you need to be happy and not do it.

Who has rare beepbeep lewds?

>>5547699
yes you do, period

>>5547699
>I know what I need to do to be happy but I am lazy.
Exactly why noone takes your whining seriously. you literally do it to yourself, know how to fix your situation but choose not to.

>>5547707
like mine.
gross

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>>5547695
>tfw always forgotten

>>5547690
>>5547695
who is Frilly I've never seen that trip
And yea I've thought about changing my trip name but I like that my current one keeps me completely irrelevant except to a certain footfag.

>>5547702
It's okay-ish. I used to have an android phone but I was never much of an app person, I only really used my phone for web browsing and texts. So when I bought a new phone I went with windows phone because I didn't think I'd care. But there have been a few times where I do miss it (finding an IRC client for example).

Idk I guess the biggest plus of it is that the battery lasts for days on a single charge, despite me constantly being on it. I don't know that I'd recommend one to anyone tho.

>>5546713
This has been nagging me more actually. I've thought about it over and over and I've decided I'm going to come out first to one of my longest standing (cis female) friends who I trust and who I really really hope will be able to help me out with girlmode.

>>5547715
I didn't even bother telling the NHS, with my past experience with NHS mental health... they're not only a bureaucratic nightmare but they don't even know what they're doing. They don't have a clue.
Congrats on just going for it and buying off QHI, good luck!

>>5547637
You can still wake up with aroused genitals (don't know how else to say phrase it) after srs. It's basically morning wood but not annoying as it's not huge and feels more pleasant since it's just like your clitoris and labia become engorged with blood (and a very small amount of unremovable erectile tissue).

I had active genitals pre-op despite not wanting what it was doing and I still have active genitals now, it just feels more normal and isn't intrusive.

>>5547728
>replying to me 6 hours later
good luck, i wish the best for you.

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>>5547717
They shouldn't

>>5547728
Good luck, sincerely. it'll get easy to tell more as you keep doing it.
and if you get her support that'll be huge

>>5547724
Mucho love! nvr forgotten :D

>>5547726
Frilly the frog :3 probably changed it back to frog already

>>5547734
me on the left ;)
angie can i buy you breakfast and watch franku with you? i havent seen them all and i have like no internet.

>>5547717
Therapist should help you decide yourself who you are, asking questions and giving you tools you may not come up with to reach the answer yourself.

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Is it possible to pass when your face looks like this unironically?

My head is huge and I dunno why :C

>>5547732
thankyou
i did reply to you immediately back then lol, but yeah... it's been that long? oh my, i've let the day slip by again.

>>5547735
thankyou too

>>5547715
You won't hear anything if you just sit and wait. You should call up the GIC you were referred to in order to make sure they got you're referral, you can ask if they know how long it'll be but they probably won't know. That's what I did after 1 month of silence, I continued to not hear anything until like a month or two before the initial appointment 10 months later.

Luckily for me I just self medded, it's the right thing to do if you know you're trans. By the time I got in I'd pretty much already fully transitioned, full time, name and details all changed, hrt for nearly a year, hair removal done. All I needed them for was surgery referrals and official HRT.

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>>5547729
jesus christ I never heard of this before
gross

>>5547729
That's sounds absolutely disgusting

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>>5547738
You can never be Kenji.
And sure that would be fun

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlKy9JtTYxQ

>>5547718
They are a myth. Some say you'll turn to stone if you ever see them.

>>5547746
>>5547748
Cis vaginas do the same, or would you rather than a static vulva that doesn't do anything? That's far more unrealistic.

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>>5547742
well at least your face doesn't look like mine

>>5547744
i know - and i replied to that too. yes, it is. i don't sleep.
>>5547742
okay, do me a favour. delete your post. get out of your chair. do ten squats. then repost your question without the word 'unironically' and then i'll answer it legitimately. thank you.
>>5547749
i can never be anything. thank you, ive only seen like 10-20 of his videos, i still havent seen some you have images made of like 'why can't i get bitches' pls help

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>>5547742
Can you look like anything ironically?

Comes with being a hon I guess ;)

>>5547756
It's your weird as fuck skull you should be more worried about

>>5547746
You learned it today then. Vaginas do actually do that when you're turned on you know.

>>5547737
O that makes sense

Maybe I'll think about it.

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>>5547757
B-but anon-chan I already did more than 10 squats today ;_;

>>5547758
I am the biggest hon tbhon, even my eyes cant pass.

>>5547746
What did you think vaginas do when women get turned on?

>>5547758
oh god I wish I could afford ffs, I want a new nose so bad

>>5547761
I never heard of that though.

>>5547765
no excuse. also don't call me -chan. now get to it.

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>>5547729
I like the idea of getting a boner and not having anything bulging much, then again I'm pretty AGP

>>5547765
Oh hi doughnut.

>>5547775
It doesn't really bulge a lot desu

>>5547768
I don't think her mother ever explained to her the difference between boys and girls.

>>5547775
And a nerd to boot. Probably transbian too.

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>>5547757
Where are you from anon?

>>5547768
I dunno anything about vaginas other than the fact i want one.

>>5547755
oh please, don't even try to compare the ruins of your dick to a vagina, just the thought of your mangled genitals trying to get hard makes my brain sob

>>5547765
Just cuz I could tell it was you doesn't mean your eyes don't pass, you just were the only one who would post eyes that tired and depressed

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anyone else /too poor for laser/?
how do you cope??? I could never look like pic related

>>5547785
australia, unfortunately. being alive is hard. which video is that from?

>>5547758
What surgeon was this? These images give me hope

>>5547786
>/mtfg/

>>5547790
beard shadow cover makeup tricks
...even on days I don't feel like wearing makeup elsewhere

>>5547795
thx, this webm is like windex for my eyes

>>5547799
>this goy

>>5547799
This general is far more about penises.

>>5547799
Well why would I look into something i could never afford? It would be like reading a dealership manual for Ferrari, its just out of the league of poor trans girls.

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>>5547773
ur not my mom tho fgt

>>5547779
Hello!

>>5547789
I don't think they look like that because i'm depressed, I just have manly eyes tbhon.

>>5547795
bleuboard reported

>>5547758
fix my face p-pls senpai

>>5547795
worksafe board pls

>>5547808
Shut the fuck up doughnut.

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>>5547794
Seems to be "facial team"

>>5547807
>>5547721

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>>5547814
>facial team
LOL
O
L
Seems fitting.

>>5547807
>tfw based euro healthcare is gonna give me a neovag in a couple of years
howmad.ru

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>>5547813
Why so mean?

I can't believe you would bully me like this.

>>5547816
Well even if I got a job I would never be able to afford ffs and srs. Its just too expensive.

>>5547822
what is company health insurance

>>5547806
Yeah, clearly it's too much to expect people to learn anything about the anatomy they want to have if it cuts into all the time they spend appreciating the anatomy they already do have.

>>5547808
i'm glad i'm not your mother. i'd hate to have to tolerate someone so useless.

>>5547822
Get a BF to pay like Angie did?

>>5547824
What company would hire me and put up with me being a tranny at work? They would just go hire a normal person.

>>5547825
end my suffering

>>5547826
He's not called Miss Cock for nothing.

>>5547829
if you're a good employee and in a good industry they won't care

I even have a job and I'm a hon

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>>5547827
Y-yeah ;-;

>>5547825
>tfw nips look like that but im flat

>>5547838
trip on, kayla.

>>5547834
Kayla only goes for super conservative manly jobs
Anything else is beneath her. She did thousands of thours of raining. And she deserves high class treatment
According to her in yesterdays thread.

>>5547583
Why do the fucking octopus people always like to eat things alive? I think they just love to watch suffering. You can't trust people that come from the sea, fish do not feel regret.

>>5547842
*training
unless raining = tears. Then also relevent

>>5547842
Kyler has never applied for a job in his life

>>5547625
Dongle

>Had dream where I fell in love and got married
>Wake up and remember that no girl actually wants to date a tranny and the only person who ever actually loved me in my life loved me as a man and was an abusive psycopath

I never asked for this life of crippling loneliness

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Everyone post your most recent and best looking selfie

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>>5547857

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>>5547862
Looking good hon ;)

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>>5547857
me on the right
>am...am i passable?

>>5547873
>He
yeah it's pretty accurate.

>>5547875
;____;

i cri evrytiem

>>5547876
just a prank, sis.

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>>5547857

>>5547839
kek, I do have poofy nips

>>5547842
Well if I do a feminine job I will just look like a giant freak and I know lots about mechanical oriented work.

>>5547834
what field?

>>5547879
>sis
what ever happened to russianmtf
I miss her

>>5547883
cute nips tho. youll get bigger than me so fuck you.

>>5547885
She used to make ufufu so mad.
I miss the old /mtfg, these new trips are utter shit.

>tfw you're nostalgia'ing to banging tunes
>tfw you realise how old banging tunes are
>tfw you think of all of the wasted time
triggered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D1bD52l428

>>5547883
but you have no job because you go for the wrong ones.
How's that working for you.

>>5547889
I like most of them but I wish the old ones were still here too. it would be fun

>>5547883
>what field
the most stereotypical thing you can think of. software

>>5547896
what are the right ones to look for? I am looking for salary too not that per hour horse shit.

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>>5547857

>>5547898
>software
I should have known. Jesus I wish I had someone tell me to get into computer science when I first started college, now its too late.

>>5547901
>I am looking for salary too
consider a college degree

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>>5547857

>>5547898
The new ones are so bland and boring and prone to worst neckbeard outbursts.

>>5547907
what did you go for. it's not hard to self teach yourself programming

>>5547901
Any that gets you paid until you find something better. I went over this with you yesterday. but you are too high and mighty to fix your shit.

>>5547909
Well its too late in my life to get a batchelors so I am fucked. All I have is an associates and I am staring night school again for 2 more associates because why not, one is in criminal justice and the other is in social and behavioral studies, maybe I can be a state worker.

>>5547790
If I'm going to class or somthing I'll wear enough to conseal my 5 o clock shadow. If I'm just going to the store I just shave and not care. It's not like anyones going to go up to a little troll and make a point of how bad my face looks because being such a direct asshole is as much of a social misstep than being ugly.

>>5547862
>>5547865
>>5547867
>>5547868
>>5547873
>>5547905
>>5547914
So basically no one has a selfie they like of themselves

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Well then, it looks like I don't need to set up a bot to register an IRC channel and have it persist. More details when I've actually got everything set up.

>>5547917
eh maybe

there's just too many transbians is the problem now I think that's why they're neckbeards

>>5547921
why not take night classes to finish a b.s. instead of another associates

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>>5547791
Can't remember which one

>>5547825
Just kill me pls

>>5547857
>pic

>>5547873
That fucking face

>>5547921
>26
>too late to get a degree

My sides have deteriorated

>>5547928
Welcome to trannyville

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>>5547918
I have an associates in math and science and several certs is SolidWorks and rapid prototyping.

>>5547931
A bachelors program is $100,000 or my 2 classes I need are $375 plus books. I just need the 2 classes and I get the 2 degrees.

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>>5547914
we're all gonna make it hon!

>>5547857
>most recent
>best looking
pick one

>>5547921
people in their 50's go back and get degrees. literally not a valid excuse

>>5547932
aw that's fine. i'll see it one day. just like i'll have enough money to afford ffs/srs and move somewhere where i wouldn't feel completely worthless and neglected, right? right? also real talk frank is kinda fucking cute.

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>>5547928
>liking any image of yourself

>>5547929
What server are you hosting it on?

>>5547931
Transbains are truly the worst.

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>>5547938
>paying for school books

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>tfw man head

>>5547928
i'm still doing my makeup but i might post one later if it looks ok

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>>5547941
Hopefully you won't be and yeah he's pretty cute

>>5547807
>Implying the prizatized healthcare industry isn't on the verge of collapse.

People are getting so poor and unhealthy in the U.S either we'll get a form of national healthcare where insurance companies see how little they can spend on you for government money or the people will throw an uproar and the government takes that issue as their main cause and slowly fixes small parts so the people don't realize that they're slaves to the economic elite.

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>>5547928
Welcome to Transylvania. We don't show our true faces here because we are an affront to God.

We also require attention to feed ourselves and survive, it is our life essence.

>>5547943
Rizon

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foundation just came in the mail, its way too dark and not refundable
kill me

>>5547955
How can you get attention if you don't want to show your true face?

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>tfw its so cold and no one to cuddle
>tfw coffee gets cold before I can finish it
>tfw no gf to bully me while cuddling
Hon lyfe

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>>5547960
>buying something without knowing your skin tone

>>5547960
>not buying makeup at the store to match skin tones

>>5547960
Those hands, nice spades hon

>>5547951
i won't even live long enough to achieve the first two. so i just hope to get to see some of the world before it's too late. maybe meet one or two nice people to share a positive memory with. god, he's so fucking hnngh. like, i'm even attracted to him in-character. i wish i could even have the chance to have his children but that's yknow, impossible. also that'd just put more australian dna into the world and that's a bad thing.

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>>5547948
i have a pic with me and siblings
whenever i am dysphoric i look at me, i look at my brother, i thank Ardhanarishvara that i don't look like him.
he's chiseled, big nosed, alpha high test. he would be infinitely more hon than me.
pic related, we're about that different.

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>>5547963
Through antics and the display of cantonese ceramics, malaysian tapestries and tibetan shadow puppets all carefully collected from the yellow man.

>>5547960
Kayla... go to the store to get foundation you nerd.

>>5547973
men can't just go up the the makeup isle and buy makeup

>>5547970
I thought my skin tone was beige but I guess being indoors all year made me pale

> think about posting face here to ask and see if I'll ever pass with HRT, FFS, makeup, etc.
> realize it's probably worthless since I still have a total man face

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>>5547978
>tfw I am the masculine brother and all my siblings are feminine
Fuck

>>5547981
How do you think men buy birthday gifts for their gfs and spouses?

>>5547981
You can still go even if you're in guy mode when you go
No one cares

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>>5547948
>tfw you were born a man

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>>5547979
Makes complete sense.

>Good at programming
>Think it's boring shit tho
>Also don't want to be le programmer transbian
>tfw kinda considering going to school to get bachelors in computer science and pursue a career in programming for the cash
why can't I just go to school to learn how to summon money
>>5547968
It's okay, I know all these feels senpai. Let's be miserable together.

>>5547981
top kek, i bought a crap load of makeup, hygiene products & womens razors/hair removal cream from my place of work and no-one gave a fuck

>>5547987
I shake like a leaf just buying shampoo, I will not buy makeup in person because I am too ugly.

>>5547986
I have never heard of a man buying makeup for their gf in my life.

>>5547981
Er, yeah they can? What do you think they're gonna do, kick you out for buying shit at their store in guymode?

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>>5547988
>tfw you were born a caveman with too much testosterone.

>>5547992
Oki

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>mfw rizon's botserv has a bot named raawr
Sold, welcome to the channel raawr

Continuing from yesterday

For science

http://strawpoll.me/6532216
http://strawpoll.me/6532216
http://strawpoll.me/6532216
http://strawpoll.me/6532216
http://strawpoll.me/6532216

>>5547994
>and no-one gave a fuck
Because you pass, you don't have to deal with the death stares I get from people.

>>5547999
now you just need a !dox command

>>5547996
Oh Kayla, I wish so much I could be there to go shopping with you to show you its alright, to just give you a hug and say "it'll be okay"

>>5548000
>people unironically miss Sylvester "I deepthroated a dildo" Stallone

>>5547981
Yes, they totally can. I totally have done this thing, while presenting as a guy. Everyone was a little embarrassed, but we made it through to the other side just fine, and I was up foundation that matched my skin tone.

>>5548004
I wish I had a trans buddy too, it would make going out so much easier.

>>5547997
No but cis women will scoff and give me dirty looks and I can't physically take that.

d-does anyone want to see my glass prostate stims?

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>>5547999
>that bot
>those digits

>>5548010
I think I am just going to blend it with some BB cream I have to make it lighter. I will never buy womans products in person till I can finish electrolysis and at least a nose job.

>>5548000
>Tfw I checked all the boxes because I love all /mtfg/ posters past or present

<3

>>5548016
but why?

>>5548001
I was like you once. Before I started transition I was petrified of stuff like that. I would walk by the makeup isle and almost go in but walk right past it for anxiety. This was when I was a boy, no hormones and short hair. All it takes is to build up the courage to push yourself once, like skydiving. People don't care much about things that don't relate to themselves. Once you just get in there and buy it it will be 10x easier the next time, and so on. It's the same with buying new clothes.
Once you are able to mentally move past your fear and see that moving forward is a neccesity and keep moving when you want to freeze in fear you will find everything about yourself improving.

>>5548023
dunno desu senpai
i wanna post pics but not ready to post selfies yet

>>5548001
>passing @ 2 months hrt
L O L
O
L

>>5548028
then fuck off to a relevant board.

>>5548033
Post your pics then faggot

>>5548026
But I can't improve, I think all of you know that buy now. I cannot deal with the pain that will lead to better things.

>>5548012
You have a week ego, you need to feed it. You are more important with them, who are they to laugh at you? How can they know what you've gone through. Disdain should be met with disdain.

>>5548028
>glass prostate stims :|
what if they break?

I have some glass sex toys but they're not comfortable, they kind of hurt vs silicone toys

>>5548016
Sure, post them. I think it sounds more interesting than anime and that 50 year old ageplay person and other old CDs.

>>5548053
>that 50 year old ageplay person
You mean Kayla?

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>>5548053
You shouldn't bash your own posts watashi :^)

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>>5548052
they're solid chunks of borosilicate. they're not going to break, at least not while they're in me.

>>5548053
heh okay

the smaller one has ridges
the bigger one is 5.5" girth at thickest point

>>5548052
silicone all the way

>>5548051
Well I just don't want to freak cis women out, its the whole reason I am fucking my life up. I just keep thinking about what my mom said, that I freak her out and she said real women would think I am a disgusting pervert to misappropriate their spaces.

>>5548067
You can't let your mom be a barometer for how a real person reacts.

>>5548070
quick Q
how many of us have neurotic parents?

>>5548052
It's like the same glass that kitchenware is made out of, its not gonna break unless you're slamming it onto asphalt.

>>5548064
I haven't animeposted in months. I don't even have any reaction pics anymore.

I wouldn't mind seeing more Nonon though.

>>5548050
Yes you can, you just need to be spurred. It's not that you can't handle any pain that may come with positive change, it's that your so worried about how the needle will sting you won't take your medicine.
Anyone can handle pain, the human drive towards survival is too great for someone to just give up. Even suicide is almost always done when someone puts themselves into a trance where they wish for death more than anything, and if they fail afterwards they regret it.
No one is going to ride your ass and spur you, even though that may be what you are used to. You must learn to conjure some willpower.

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>>5548043
it's not relevant to the thread topic. we're not all shallow people that need to try to inflate their very little self-worth by showing themselves on imageboards with absolutely no context.. fuck off, imbecile.

>>5548065
i'm contributing.

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All of Kayla's posts

>>5548074
Reporting in. Narci Mom, Drunk enabler Dad.

>>5548077
>it's that your so worried about how the needle will sting you won't take your medicine
but I give myself E shots, I am not worried about needles lol

Hey look the thread gets taken over by kayla yet again. Fuck this board

>>5548079
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>5548079
you're quite the man, aren't you?
sorry i didn't realise me following on from
>>5547857
was irrelevant

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>>5548075
>I haven't animeposted in months. I don't even have any reaction pics anymore.
I was implying the latter part of your post

>I wouldn't mind seeing more Nonon though.
sure

>>5548083
everyone is so stupid they won't stop feeding the fucking trolls. kayla and that anon who always said she's a hon with anime pics and so many more

shit in the community and wonder why it becomes shit shaking my damn head

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>>5548090
love the misgender meme. love 'following on' from a nearly hour-old post with off-topic shit that doesn't even belong in the thread.
>>5548084
you're right, i'll post my fetishes and sex toys next.

>>5548090
You're literally Edgar reincarnate

I'm surprised he's smart enough to come up with a new persona

>>5548067
Fuck what they think. People are wicked at heart and have terrible thoughts about everyone. The ones that think you're a freak will keep their mouths shut because telling someone that would be rude. This is society, people coming together in a way that lets things barley function. Their spaces are not their spaces, a bathroom is a bathroom and women don't feel more at home there than they do in other parts of the store. Dirty looks sound scary but I doubt you have got many, or else you wouldn't be so afraid of them. A dirty look is a two second form of silent disaproval. They are your equal, don't let their opinions of you have so much weight.

>>5548097
what the fuck

>>5548094
That's really mean. I thought we were friends Frenchie.

>>5548107
it's not like i'm posting all dogs go to heaven or anything.

>>5548097
-_______________-
sorry, i was clearly mistaken to believe after lurking these threads tripless that they were nothing more than echo chambers for self-absorbed airheads to vocalise whatever shit they were currently thinking about - who knew animal snuff movies were an integral part of MtF transitioning?
if i wanted relevance i'd hit up the trans help generals.

>>5548102
if you want to believe i'm whoever that is be my guest. it's more likely we're just both autistic.

>>5548097
Do you like to watch things suffering and dying?

>>5548103
easier said than done
if I was shorter and had a fem face I wouldn't worry but in womens height I am a giant so i stick out so bad, every part of me screams impostor and women can pick up on that. Its easier by leaps and bounds to pass to a man but passing around women is impossible.

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>>5548110
We are. I was just joking ( ._.)

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morning thread...
>supposed to go take written test
>brother got a ticket and so mom took car
>'rents at work

waiting on call from my mom...
will i take the test? what will happen...

also whoa not tired on 3.5 hrs of sleep

>>5547934
whoa

>>5547978
iktf
im same height but my brother has a huge adams apple, is balding, really boney and beard

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>>5547977
He really is

>>5548135
i'm actually a lot hairier than my brother, but body hair is a lot easier to correct than facial bone structure

>>5548131
I'm not your friend but that came across as really rude, even if it was obviously made as a joke. I'd apologise if I were you.

>>5548126
i don't go out of my way to do so. i was going to watch it all unfold regardless, considering the mouse was in that exact same spot for three days prior. it was only comfortable to come out of hiding when i stayed completely motionless. so i did. i figured i may as well record it as a reminder of the fragility of life and to envy a carelessness i can't share.

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>>5548003
On that note, need a list of recommended auto kick words. o.o

>>5548143
french fry is a rotten piece of shit passer, she is also 4 feet tall and flaunts it all the time she is here so filter that jerk and move on

>>5548127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZgM9vHsk9c

>>5548138
what can i say, i just got a thing for glasses. he seems like he has a pretty good personality, memes aside. i'd let him eat the fuck out of my ass.
>>5548147
that depends if you want to be hugbox central or not.

>>5548147
He/him, she/her
Make people use xim and xir only

>>5548147
hon

>>5548147
what is an irc and why are you making one? is it for the cool kids to share hacking secrets or something? I think I remember everyone on /cd/ eventually migrated to one but I didn't know how to use it.

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>>5548140
aint that the truth!
idk how hairy my bros body is, lol
but hair is hair and if you got it its not much more work to shave off than having less
damn tho
i may be hairy but u cant fix that face of urs
-dys3rd 2016

>>5548144
Knowing the mouse may never get the cheese fills you with WONDER.

>>5548147
frog
all curse words

>>5548150
same

>>5548159
>what is an irc
blocked.

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Food is disgusting.

>>5548160
* Knowing that one day the mouse will have its spine severed and it will writhe in pain.
*It fills you with determination.

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>>5548154
you just gave me ptsd

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>>5548127
owned

>>5548127
Parts of you whisper that you're not cis. People are selfish, they don't think about other people most of the time. The chance of you being confronted for being trans is most likley very slim. I'm pretty obvious and in Texas, I've never had much of an issue. The fact that you are tall bothers you because you feel it is unwomanly, a lot of cis women have the same issie and the same feelings, especially when they're going through puberty like you are now. Your anxiety will try and act reasonable and you may even think it's logical, but it's not and constantly keeping that in mind is important. If you let fear like that control you tou will never actually transition, you will be the same hermit you were. Right now you do look like a girl, on the internet where everything is smoke and mirror photos people judge you for not being perfect, real life where things are much more dependant on your relationship with the other person and your actions carry much more weight. Please just try pushing yourself, go to a store and walk into the makeup isle while the screaming in your head to walk away keeps getting louder and force yourself to get somthing even while petrified. If you can do this once you can do it again, and you can do the same process with other things. Transition is a path, you cant expect to let hormones carry you all along it.

>>5548156
I'm surprised he still does videos despite his health issues

>>5548156
Not interested in a hugbox really

>>5548157
If this wouldn't seriously fuck with normal conversations I would totally do that, that sounds hilarious

>>5548158
Yup, done

>>5548159
IRC is a chatroom, without the clutter of Skype. It's also public

>>5548160
Why filter curse words? ;_;

>>5548147
Kayla

>>5548178
>IRC is a chatroom, without the clutter of Skype. It's also public
oh, okay

>>5548170
>whisper
HAHA
all of me SCREAMS tranny

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>>5548178
>banning hon

>>5548175
yeah, it mustve been pretty relieving to make that video he made about his 'real' side. i've never felt this attracted to a guy i've never met before. this is weird.
>>5548178
don't auto-ban anything except virus links. it's more satisfying to manually ban people anyways.

>>5548185
>all of me SCREAMS tranny
we know. maybe if you didn't make your entire existence revolve around the fact you're a freak you'd have a nicer time.

>>5548189
>raawr has kicked hon (HON ANGRY! HON SMASH!)

>>5548178
can you link the chat?

>>5548192
Sad thing is that when he made that video, a lot of fans attacked him thinking that he was bullshitting the whole thing.

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>>5548143
i'm sorry ( ._.)

>>5548150
I'm not 4 feet tall.

>>5548195
>maybe if you didn't make your entire existence revolve around the fact you're a freak you'd have a nicer time.
this basically.
although i've always had to deal with being a freak in more than one way.

>>5548200
that's actually fucking retarded. like wow. i want to watch more but lolnointernet. what would you say was your favourite franku video?

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>>5548165
MORBID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5548170
whoa pal

>>5548175
what health issues whoa

>>5548178
for us teenagers, duh...
they hurt our DEVELOPMENT

>>5548159
omg kaylaaa !

>>5548185
To a tranny everything about themselves screams tranny. Once people see you they will either think you're a girl and move on or theu'll think you're trans and move on. I have a lot of confidence and I still think I look like a hairy goblin, but no ones gonna take that close of a look at me to notice, we wear clothes so we don't have to look at other peoples ugly bodies. Looking hard at anything reveals imperfections.

>>5548203
i don't mean a freak because he thinks he's trans, i mean he's determined to constantly talk about
>tfw no pass
>tfw no money (but i have money rly and i lied)
>tfw manly
>tfw man
>tfw big feet
and pretend he's alone in these thoughts.
we all have these thoughts, we just don't all have to fucking make everything about these issues. it's so fucking tiresome.

>>5548210
oh yeah so it's more a matter that you wish they wouldn't constantly go on about it rather than me basically spending my entire life up until 2 months ago internalizing that shit until i had enough and decided to change... aha

>>5548201
It's ok, I figured it was just a joke that came off badly.

How've you been Frenchie? I should be working right now but I really don't feel like it.

>>5548206
I drink too much pilsner not to do a little babblerambling.

>>5548192
Yeah, I'm not setting up auto-bans, because I agree. However, auto-kicks are occasionally funny.

>>5548198
I'm still in the process of getting stuff set up, but the IRC is at:

irc.rizon.net #mtfg

You can connect through rizon's web interface at https://www.rizon.net/chat, just join the channel #mtfg

When is kayla going to be arrested for molesting his niece

>>5548206
You're not cute. The design is such that the mouse's neck or spinal cord will be broken, or its ribs or skull crushed, by the force of the bar.

>>5548221
Make it whenever someone says "the boot" it kicks them.

>>5548209
Well maybe if I didn't have the expression of sheer terror when I went out in girl mode then maybe I would feel better and pass better. Last time I went out in girl mode I was sweating bullets, I mean it was bad, my tits were sweating thought my bra and my top, my eyeliner was running down my cheek, and I walked like a robot. I was so afraid but I had to go to the pharmacy in girl mode because I had the doctor change my name on my file to kayla for real.

>>5548219
>drinking any lager
>not drinking ale
eww
each to their own i guess but their respective yeasts definitely impart different characters and if you like one you might not like the other...

>>5547597
That's my birth name, I don't even have to change it when I go full girlmode.

>>5548224
what the fuck are you talking about? I don't even have a niece

>>5548225
It may be humane but it's not cute. Elves are cute, flowers are cute, death is always somthing else entierly.

>>5548217
>It's ok, I figured it was just a joke that came off badly.
sorry ( ._.)

>How've you been Frenchie? I should be working right now but I really don't feel like it.
I've been well. Working a lot at a job I like and feel appreciated at. Also keep meeting new people which is nice. How have you been? How's the wifey? Did the D put his d in you yet?

>>5548224
wat

>masturbate
>feel okay for about a day
Any other placebo tricks like this to avoid transition?
Masturbating daily is actually annoying.

>>5548228
We all do at first. Baby trannies are walking balls of nerves.

>>5548228
it's because your girl mode is the most unbelievably disgusting idea of what you think a woman dresses like, or applies her makeup like. there are infinite tutorials on the internet. many resource for nice, andro clothes. use them, inbred.

you are worrying about being clocked because you are the very caricature of a tranny. you are the 50 year old man wearing the floral skirt and top. you are the man dressing in his wife's clothes camming on chaturbate. you are the king hon. wake the fuck up. learn.

#mtfg bitches

>>5548235
Flowers aren't cute.

>>5548204
These are just a few
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oSg2tXz_T6M

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_wldE_4xjVQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ypDwGcGmy7k

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pAY9CNkKOsg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qwobCe_oW30

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eGSYqhIbt20

>>5548206
He suffers from seizures from time to time

>>5548238
>We all do at first
I doubt that highly, most of you just went for it and it worked out fine. But for me I freeze up and get paranoid that people can tell I am male.

>>5548229
Oh it's ale I just used henbane instead of hops. It makes you kinda crazy but it's also kinda psychadelic. I was allready loony though, it just makes me babble nonsense sometimes.

>>5548240
>tfw too shy to join

>>5548244
thx qt. ive seen all except the first and last, will do when i can.

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>>5547928
>>5547950
I kind of like it today

>>5548236
Ooh, that's awesome. What do you do? Have any cute coworkers?

I switched to E injections, that's pretty awesome. I swear it's making my tits grow again. She's doing well, classes just started back up for her and she's enjoying it.

The D did not give me the D and he never will!

>>5548256
Np

>>5548259
God I'm so lazy to do mine.

>>5548258
I never leave my room, fuck off

>>5548259
looking good today

>>5548248
>Henbane
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm still too much of a plebian to task myself with brewing beer, but I made a killer cider and decided I want to up it a notch. This is my plan so far.
>Easymode by using (preservative-free) juice
>50/50 of cranberry and grapefruit
>Bring gravity up with more sugar
>Ferment with distiller's yeast
>Freeze distill

How could I go about adding henbane to this abominable creation?