/Pol/ is outside having a smoke. He wants to talk to you, alone. Do you go? What do you think he wants guise?
I go to him.
He wants to hold and kiss me a bit, and ask what I'm making for dinner.
Oh, /pol/, you know I would never buy anything from those inhumane kosher butchers! Thank God, our Adolf brought awareness to such monstrous practices.
I promise you'll love it. Only the best for my darling.
who knew pol was in a cartoon?
sauce: code lyoko
character is from germany as well
Other people technically are less biased than you his can see you clearer ;^)
And since most stuff posted on /pol/ is literally there to make people feel they are superior to x group using generalization and stereotypes it doesn't take long for others to see this unhealthy behaviour :3
pfft no, it's basically just stutterfaggot tsundre bullshit, the only comic which portrayed it well was that one well coloured/drawn one which is quite popular.
What makes you think I am left or right? I am merely pointing out negative behaviors.
At least the left doesn't hurt defenseless minorities to feel good so I give it a plus over right wing.
I care too much able it myself to be a liberal.
Can you make /lgbt/ as a trap, please? You would be my hero.
Nah, the normal behaviour one should have regarding minorities is not care unless they are into that stuff.
They do care though ;^)
Mostly because they were raised with unrealistic beliefs and parents who "protected" them so they never had a realistic world view, and now everything outside that view aka minorities makes them butthurt.
Blame parents desu
Mate, I being average people without using their minority status as a identity, rather then being retarded children status.
>Mostly because they were raised with unrealistic beliefs and parents who "protected" them so they never had a realistic world view, and now everything outside that view aka minorities makes them butthurt.
Do people actually believe this?
Most middle-class are fervently liberal or neo-conservative, most racists grow up in regions with other races or around other races.
>the left doesn't hurt defenseless minorities
>muh helpless minorities
Also, a left-wing president gave the orders to drop nukes, and firebomb cities.
Im not THAT sweet or subby. I jus like that cute little blond fag...
lel, remember the first time I had my virgin boyfriend come over seas just a few weeks ago, I was a bit nervous for his arrival at the international airport but once we hugged I was basically physically teasing him all the way home.
Beyond that though, you've got a very got drawing style and anatomy is fucking well done you must study human bodies beyond autistic furry artists do, because you actually seem to be missing out on some retarded shit they do.
I dont study anything. I just doodle. My /pol/ is kinda based on how I look. I didnt like the old one...
Sure, I had stir fry, but you only bit pillow....
>technically its keynesian
ideologically national socialism falls on the uper center left of the political compass
by the "american" system hitler's keynesian economics would put him on the left with his contemporary roosevelt
the "official" one
lots of people have criticisms but the alternatives put natsocs around the same place
that aside, it's hotter and dirtier to have proud, moody /pol/ submit to the degenerate faggot dick.
as a matter of fact I've been chatting with an avowed racist who wants to be my little bitch. Makes for great fodder to tease him.
>that aside, it's hotter and dirtier to have proud, moody /pol/ submit to the degenerate faggot dick.
By what standards?
On one hand, the /pol/ dominating /lgbt/ actually has a sense of rightful erotica to it because /lgbt/ constantly wishes to be in that position and /pol/ isn't known to vow for gays or submissiveness.
>as a matter of fact I've been chatting with an avowed racist who wants to be my little bitch. Makes for great fodder to tease him.
Let me guess, you're black, tranny trap, etcetra and it's the "Hottest of the hot"
I've seen this plenty of times before mate, it's pretty pathetic.
Because at least the alternative I've put up actually tends to happen a lot in reality.
no, /pol/ but it hurts me to keep this a secret. i just want people to know we're together. every day people say faggots never find someone to love, and i have to keep it quiet, even though i did.
/pol/... i love you, i just want you to know this. i have for a while now.
d- do you love me back?
listening to Space Oddity now
one of the first rock songs i ever listened to
probably why i turned out a fag
Apparently he was incredibly redpilled.
>He made statements that expressed support for fascism and perceived admiration for Adolf Hitler in interviews with Playboy, NME and a Swedish publication. Bowie was quoted as saying: "Britain is ready for a fascist leader... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership." He was also quoted as saying: "Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars" and "You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up."
Natsoc causes the retarded type of conflict by dividing people into cultures and nations.
People not only fight for idiotic reasons but also delude themselves into thinking they aren't failures because they are x nationality
If you know all that stuff so well why don't you summarize them ;^)
Plus the first one looks like Russians started it, others simply reacted to that
>minority status as identity
Ye man, like all those people in the past hiding it and getting beaten up if they were found out, sounds great suuuuuure ;^)
Stop pretending like gay parades are the norm for minorities.
Yes, that is true now, not in the past as much. That is why today's generation is more open minded
>racist because of place
So you are telling me some white normie dude who becomes a racist because he lives next to a group of annoying different people has the clarity of mind and magical abilities to know everything about that race and thus hate all of them?
Racism is a completely retarded concept, only using it as a defense and a way to feel better since if you truly were annoyed by those people of different race you would dislike THEM not their entire race.
Stupid people exist in all races.
*sigh* I'm not sure why i like you sometimes either, but whenever i doubt, i remember how charming you are, your laugh, your smile. i like how you're you, /pol/.
sure, sometimes you say mean things, but i don't think you mean the things you say. when you want to go ethnic cleansing, it's to protect the people who are at risk of being hurt by these ethnicities, and that's always the right thing to do.
Tsundere /pol/ is best /pol/, especially when it leads to him giving in~
That's why it's hot, coz pol isn't known for that. Also the attitude is more bitchy bottom than domineering, unfortunately for all the little lgbt bottoms.
And no, I'm another white dude. Don't think he'd let anyone nonwhite touch him.
Too late nigger! I KILLED /POL/!!!
stirfry guy here, i couldnt sleep without seeing how this story ends. teared up a little right now.
guys, just imagine me writing a letter to /pol/ right now.
I know sometimes I can be a horrible person, even more than you. At least the things you say, you say with good intentions. I just made fun of you because I struggled with my own life, and I wanted to take it out on someone. I'm so selfish. I'm sorry /pol/.
Maybe in another life I can cook for you again.
Please come back to me, /pol/.
Just this once. I love you.
He forgot to fan service.
Another as retarded reason to divide, sorry common interests makes way more sense since not everyone is the same under a nation/skin colour/religion.
I don't care if a guy is black or from another country, if they are husbando material I am happy. Though religion is a big no no, I don't want to die by face palming every 3 minutes because an idiot references religion as an answer to a serious discussion
found polgbt in a cartoon
its not canon
You guys want shy /pol/, or should I make him more agressive now?
Sure, why not.
>be friends with another dude and gril who both post on 4chan all the time
>dude brings round another guy who seems chill but very shy and quiet
>great jawline but overall nerdy twink look
>assume he's straight
>hear him make racist comments sometimes but think he's memeing
>find out he's unironically racist and /pol/ is his favorite board
>try to bring him into the conversation more since he rarely talks
>tease with lewd jokes just to be an obnoxious shithead
>get confused when he goes along with it instead of acting disgusted
>don't think much of it
>gril pulls me aside one time and says she's pretty sure he's into it
>keks all around
>tell her she's just nosy and that we were memeing
>nosy gril snoops and finds out he is, tells me again
>try talking to him 1v1
>start texting sometimes
>test it out by doing my bullshit jokes again
>laps it up like the thirstiest submissive faggot on grindr
>tease him by saying "we'd only do X lewd thing if you were my sub"
>he immediately says he is
>be confused as fuck
>get him to admit he's bi
>be told he had a bad experience with a gril and too shy to try with anyone else, never done anything with a guy or gril
>start pushing him to say lewd things and he goes along with all of them
>still don't really get how it happened so fast, but he seems to trust me
>play it cool around the others for his sake (shyness and all that shit)
>nosy gril always gives me a look and even a shitty little nod sometimes
>throw her a bone by letting her know her suspicions were right
>slowly work him up to sending me lewd pix and doing other lewd things
>every time he tries to sound tough and says cringey racist memes in the group, think about shutting him up with my dick
>taunt him privately by saying I'm going to make him dress up like a sissy faggot and parade him in front of brown people
There's a few more details, but that's basically the jist.
Just playing with /pol/s face right now. Do all boards have avatar characters?
I don't think so, but if /k/ did it would be picrelated
*Shrug* No where... I just doodle really. Mostly random stuff. I have a few thinkds on tumblr. Look up accidental hemorrhage....
Holy shit... Dude I look exactly like /fa/.... Wtf.
who's the doodle of there?
> I look exactly like /fa/
please send pics
also, since stirfryguy clearly wants your cock down his faggot throat rn, would you say your /pol/ or /lgbt/ in that little fling
Oh, Im /pol/, for sure...Like...really.
Also, I look like shit right now, so no pics tonight gents lol.
>tfw im /lgbt/
>tfw we will never be together
I don't have a rainbow shirt, but i hope you dont mind :3
Yeah, we can Eiffel Tower him after he cooks us dinner. Then he has to be our little spoon. Ha!
Oh yeah, forgot to mention O have a beard now. So that throws the /fa/ dynamic off unless I shave.
i too look like shit, and i need a haircut as well. but im getting one tomorrow if i wake up early.
this thread will probably 404 by then, so should we come up with some further method of communication?
I was gonna say 'sure, but keep in mind i'm basically the exact opposite of /pol/ in everything but looks' and then I stopped and had a think - and i'm basically /pol/.
Spent the last four hours crying and buying nazi paraphernalia on ebay.
>That's why it's hot, coz pol isn't known for that. Also the attitude is more bitchy bottom than domineering, unfortunately for all the little lgbt bottoms.
>My anecdote is everyone's universal experience
Sure mate, me and my boyfriend both make racist jokes, me probably being a bit racist more then him (But we're more racist in the stupid idpol version of racism, rather then actual restriction of rights, we make fun of niggers and shit all the time)
>And no, I'm another white dude. Don't think he'd let anyone nonwhite touch him.
Mate, any gay with actual sense wouldn't get dicked by another race regardless of their own race.
Gays are racist as fuck usually.
>Racism is a completely retarded concept, only using it as a defense and a way to feel better since if you truly were annoyed by those people of different race you would dislike THEM not their entire race.
>Most people, universally experience the shittiness of blacks
>So, by universal anecdotal experience, people don't favour blacks that much
It really doesn't matter much about skin, it's more of a face to a demographic, if a bunch of stores hated furries for what they've done and people can universally agree with this experience, it would lead to consensus of furries being shit.
>Yes, that is true now, not in the past as much. That is why today's generation is more open minded
Mate, I've seen tons of liberals come from conservative families, it ain't learned, it is gained.
Fuck, I grew up in a liberal family who hates racism all round,in a multiculturalist area in western sydney.
Ironically the people I hate the most still remain to be non-white.
I like being a bottom and it's hard to feel like one when my dicks always a decent amount bigger than my tops
It's hard enough finding gay dudes I can tollerate lol, then we get in the bedroom and I try to feel submissive towards a dude 2 inches smaller than me. I don't try to be a size queen but mentally it throws me off.
Boogymanning is SJW tier anyway mate.
Well, I'll be honest with you mate.
Finding a big dude in your country, beyond that stupid BBC fetishism is going to be hard.
You'd have luck in europe, especially netherlands or basically just the germanic areas, but that is it.
It's cute that you think national socialism and human nature can literally ever be mixed.
I wonder if this is a thing that people I would never date care about, but if it's hard to be 'a bottom' if your dick is bigger than the other guy's, then maybe fucking tell him you need some help getting into the right mentality to be fucked hard? And what he can do to get you into that mental state? If someone's not feeling it, there's a bunch of stuff you can do to put someone in the 'bottom' mindset.
>Dominant has a smaller dick
>"Not in the right mentality"
lel, and this coming from a bloke who's probably the same faggot probably posting like a libbie in this thread I wouldn't be surprised at all.
Alright, so you're a race-mixing, sex-touring national socialist?
Pretty sure Japan's LDP is a standard western conservative/economic party. It's nationalist in the sense that the Republican party of the USA is nationalist, aka they use nationalism to get votes in order to pass laws to benefit the wealthy individuals and corporations that form the majority of their sponsorship.
I very much doubt the members of most National Socialist groups would approve of a lot of their decisions.
Like, if your size queening gets in the way of getting fucked how you want to get fucked, that's probably an issue. Since it's depriving you of otherwise good sex. Finding a dude with a bigger cock solves it, but also limits your dating pool. Find some tricks/strats to get around that (lot of minor bdsm stuff will probably help), and you both have the full dating pool to choose from and aren't missing out on sex.
Mate, if you're not australian, shut your face. Bloke is our word, cunt, and i'll fucking fight you if you keep on using it.
You sound like you've taken too many blows to the head as is, wouldn't recommend putting yourself on the road to more.
No I don't really find other races attractive I was just saying I'm not a hard ass nazi
I believe in the economic structures of socialism while maintaining a cultural standard that is to be maintained and upheld. (Economically socialist, socially conservative)
>Mate, if you're not australian, shut your face. Bloke is our word, cunt, and i'll fucking fight you if you keep on using it.
I'm australian, I'm doing my DKT on the 19th and I'm also doing a apprenticeship, it's either bloke or mate, I just like using mate because bloke is descriptive of another guy, mate is talking to another person present.
>Too many blows to the head because I don't agree with you
Alright bitch boy.
No no, it's fine.
Economic socialism is a bit stupid unless you're not doing what europe is doing right now which is going kind of "We need more people, but we can't support it but you know, free dumb workers!"
If you're doing actual socialism with nationalist tendancies like the USSR did, then you're fine unless you are currently fighting a nuclear war.
I've never really heard of non-monogamous behaviour as socially conservative, but whatever mate.
Unless you're a fundamentalist, this doesn't really matter in terms of social conservatism.
ONly reason why I vote against abortion is a naughty reason, I basically just do it because I hate the baby priviledge they give women here, I wish it were like the USSR where women practically needed to be men.
Also, how do you get past the barrels in Red Menace? Can you jump them?
Your thread was linked on our board
How is it that I can hate and love you faggots at the same time? You just know how to push our buttons or what?
as a denizen of both boards and a bisexual /pol/ack I don't mind threads like this, because I do like the idea of plowing some twinky femboy's or traps untermensch ass while dressed in historically a historically accurate SS uniform.
As someone from /pol/....Holy shit this is so bad, it's like MLP fanfiction.
First off, stop using that faggot /pol/, and use real /pol/. Like pic related or >>5534447
Second off, /pol/ would be significantly tougher and more resistant to what /lgbt/ has to offer.
Third off, from most of the actual non-faggy /pol/ art that's around, /pol/ has a sense of humor and would use a lot more jokes,puns, and other humorous nonsense (like pic related)
I can't believe my life has devolved into telling some people on the internet how to write fanfiction of a 4chan board character. This is what I've become.
Heard that /c/ is out for /pol/ to, what's your take on it?
I drew fashionable lgbt
As someone from /pol/, yes I can say with done certainty that OP's depiction of /pol/ is objectively wrong.
If the character is supposed to resemble the board, it should resemble the people. On /pol/, there are very few faggots around. People are generally significantly more aggressive. And don't forget that any gay thread on /pol/ would be blasted with anti-gay statistics.
Did you know that statistically speaking, 55% of faggots are child molesters?
Nah man, its me. I draw a bunch of different ways.
Don't bother, these psychotic faggots will spin anything into a sexual narrative, as if we needed any more proof that these people are mentally unhealthy, these degenerates are interpreting disdain as "being tsun"
Fot all the dudes claiming to be /Pol/. You aren't. Ive grown up NatSoc, and Ive seen actual war. You, are likely fat POS "skinheads" who dont know shit. Thats all Ill say on it.
>i'm 90 years old
>this totally isnt something grandpa brought back
>Hurrrrrr, there hasnt been any conflict since WW2... Hurrrrr!!!
I know, but someone is wrong on the internet and I have an unstoppable urge to correct them.
No you haven't. Nice eBay clothes. I was thinking to buy some for myself so I can shitpost like you.
>I've seen actual war
>Not Korea, not Vietnam, but faggy ass Iraq/Afghanistan war
Listen, kid. You haven't seen shit, I haven't seen shit, and neither has anyone in this thread.
>Being proud you were part of the zog machine fighting for Israel and for oil
I have nothing but distain for you. You aren't /pol/. You will never be /pol/. You can throw insults all you want. Frankly I don't care anymore.
Can't you just let us faggots be faggots? I don't see how it affects you all too much if we're being the mentally ill degenerates that we usually are on this board.
I was enjoying the story, even if it wasn't all too accurate.
Lol, and Hitler fought for the German Army which turned into the Weimar Republic, which Hitler hated. You lose fuck head. Go find more reasons you were to spineless to go to war. Go play airsoft with your skin head friends. Hahaha
Well that's fine. Have your story. But that faggy /pol/ is not /pol/.
It's like sticking an Apple sticker on an android and calling it an iPhone because it has a symbol that Apple uses. Sticking a swastica on a gay character is not the same as /pol/.
If you want /pol/, then use real /pol/
Ha, busted. We talked in a thread quite a while ago. It was when I was a new faggot. Something about pol and Nazis and whatnot. You posted pics of yourself in that shirt and with your flags on the wall and stuff.
As if I would forget that. It was my first 4chan experience.
>tfw first 4chan experience literally a gay nazi
This can't be irony, this site draws in a certain type of people.
Hahahaha, may have been me. Who knows man.
See on the one hand I want emergent systems of meaning amongst a worldwide conspiracy of neonazis, like a natural spy network.
On the other hand, a couple angry white guys making money off a bunch of disaffected misogynist skinheads is vastly more likely.
Speaking of which, though, the first one sounds like a good base element for a script. Rich assholes try to use international neonazis to get some terror work done, it backfires on them, neonazis get control of their huge amounts of money and connections, start replacing kids of rich people with specially prepared lookalikes to take control of enough money to build a 'national socialist future'. Has promise.
just so you know we at /pol/ are aware of this thread and someone linked it to us :^)
fuck off faggots
Just linked here from /pol/, you queers need to PIPE DOWN.
Get over here boy, your hole needs some filling.
>you just notice his stronk muscles and your boipussi quivers
>I don't give a shit about his physique, so I notice how his arms looks totally different than the rest of him.
How does that make me the faggot?
I know about project ODESSA, and the wild theories about it's success/existence.
I meant more, neonazis having an emergent organization due to creation of their own memes and language, and organizing to actually attempt a fourth reich. Sort of a rip-off of the Anonymous meme combined with neo-nazis. Y'know, how /pol/ would like to be seen, as opposed to how /pol/ actually is.
>>My anecdote is everyone's universal experience
Actually, that was in reference to the attitudes I've seen here from /pol/ tier guys. But count on someone here to be shit at reading subtext.
No, it comes off like a sassy fag, pretty much the opposite. What masculine straight guy do you ever hear or see 'k-bye'?
>imblying most dudes here don't say lel
And I'm not trying to sound like any particular thing, because I don't have to.
Just remember you're not fooling anyone dude
Uh, i'm not OP, dude.
And if you're having an issue with what someone uses to end a post, and then you end that post with a dismissive 'lel', you're basically marking yourself as a shitcunt.
>Implying /pol/ is gay
>Implying /pol/ feels anything for you fags.
>Implying I, as a /pol/lack, care about your faggotry.
>Implying I spend every night fantasizing under the stars about you.
>Implying I'd imagine you playing vidya with me seemingly as part of a friendly hangout, only to notice slowly inching closer and closer to me as we fight in game against each other, suddenly planting a kiss on my cheek to distract me, I angrily grasp you by the shoulders and ask what the fuck, faggot, only for you to wrap your arms and legs around me and pull me into a deep, passionate kiss, slipping your arms beneath my shirt and feeling my muscles as I angrily tighten my grip on you as your pelvis begins to slowly grind against me. Suddenly you shimmy out of your undergarments and breathlessly ask me to take you, upon which I oblige in a fit of lust, grunting and egged on constantly by each adorable little squeak and whimper you make, bringing us both to orgasm before passing out with you in my arms and me gently kissing your forehead and murmuring quiet promises to protect you during the coming race war.
Ha! Only a real faggot would fantasize about that!
Of course you would, degenerate. You probably fantasize about that kind of shit all the time! Imagining /pol/ angrily taking you in a fit of passion, throwing you onto the bed and grunting in anger as he can't understand what kike tricks are being done to him to make him suddenly like other boys.
Hell, a degenerate like you probably gets off to the idea of my nervously clicking upon more and more degenerate pornography, before realizing nothing does it like those pictures /lgbt/ took during the act, and that I constantly seem drawn back to them again and again.
/pol/ and /lgbt/ will make America great again, this Comic was truly Ahead of its time.