MTF and obvious faggot but still dressing and living as a man.
When I use the urinal men will never pee next to me.They either wait for me to leave or opt to pee in the stall.
Before you mention it, no I'm not a perv. I'm not doing anything weird like looking at their pepes or moving my foot close to them, nor am I wearing a dress.
Just tight clothes I guess.
It's just weird to me.
I think it's a cultural thing.
My old Chemistry teacher taught me about something called the Bedford Train principle when it comes to electron orbitals, but it can be applied to urinal ettiquette too.
Essentially, if you get on the Brighton - Bedford train, everyone sits in individual seating groups until there are none left that aren't taken, which means that people then start sitting next to eachother. This is the same as electron orbitals and also urinals, because eletrons due to electromagnetism don't attract and want to be as far as from eachother as possible within the boundaries of energy states, and also dudes want to be as far from eachother when it comes to peeing in a urinal.
If there are only 2 urinals and there is a free stall, due to the bedford principle, the dude will prefer to pee in the stall.
I know people don't want to piss right next to each other so that makes sense when there is only two but in my case I usually choose an end which means there's 5 other ones to choose from.
I don't really care. It doesn't bother me that much. I was just thinking maybe they can tell I'm a faggot or something.
Yeah they are. If there is a urinal open 2 stalls away, they'll take it. Still, you'll have guys that will not want to pee next to another guy so badly that they'll just wash their hands subtly until the guy leaves the urinal. Why does everyone assume that men can't experience embarassment or awkwardness?
bathroom etiquette, leave at least 1 urinal between another person
>tfw a qt guy with a handsome dick takes the urinal next to you
why is restroom sex with strangers so good
Before I start I should say I rarely see urinals that far apart. Must be a regional thing. I'm gay and I don't use urinals next to someone. I'm always afraid one of us will splash on each other
I literally don't give a fuck. I pee next to whoever I want. Pussies.
When I gotta go, I gotta go, and I'll go where I look first.
The only etiquette I do is I won't pee in a stall someone's already using.
Also, if you're one of those people who pees in a stall with the door open, I hope you trip and fall, and a really sharp rock jabs your neck and cuts your artery.
Good, have fun holding your pee like a fucking stupid fifth grader. While your pinch your wee wee like a concerned priest staring at an alter boy, I'm gonna piss, and get out, and get back to work. Because I have a life.
Cis male with unusually long penis, reporting in.
I always sit when I pee.
In fact, I'll sit whenever I get a chance. I just love sitting.
Standing isn't really my department. One reason why I don't go to church, couldn't do the standing. Oh yeah, and the whole "literal sky god."
most men probably won't give a shit because no one really wants to know what you are doing in there anyway, and only hope the smell from pooping doesn't fill the room. PEE WHEREVER YOU WANT
just tell them all about gallstones and how shitty they are and then go into detail how every time you eat anything with any fat or grease you have to take a horrible liquid shit that feels like you just peed from your butthole... my coworkers say stop before I go into detail about the poo.
I call bullshit on this. An exgf and a female cousin (as well as some others I've heard about) could not pee if they knew someone else could hear them peeing. Female cousin would run water in the sink if she thought her bf could hear her peeing. Also never met a girl who didn't mind someone else hearing them fart.
>When I use the urinal men will never pee next to me
are you retarded? this happens all the time. I just go though, i've bypassed lines because guys didn't want to use both the urinals. it's fucking retarded and has nothing to do with your personally at all I promise you
>I'm not doing anything weird like looking at their pepes
One should never look at another's pepe. That is the height of social faux pas
>Also never met a girl who didn't mind someone else hearing them fart.
My mom farts around me all the fucking time and it's disgusting. She's also race traitor scum, and an ex-drug-abuser.
Common courtesy is to never take the urinal next to someone unless
A.) You're continuing a conversation that started beforehand.
B.) There are no other urinals available.
It's more or less unspoken. If you're the only person at a long line of urinals and someone else uses the one right next to you, that's generally seen as a little weird.
Faggot please, men don't stand next to you to take a leak not because you're a worthless faggot, but because that's just the social norm. Your sexuality, and you in general, are not important enough for people care about.
Not pissing next to one another is ridiculous. It's not like you'd just be a few inches next to one another.
Never seen anyone giving a fuck if I pissed next to them. As long as you keep it to the pissing and don't look around or anything, there's nothing bad about it.
Since you said it's at work, try quietly asking one of the guys who do it that are married. I think a married man would be more likely to tell you the reason, or not react as badly to the question.