/r9k/ robot here I was told to get a trans gf to cure my loneliness

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>>3445161
thanks

I can talk over steam and skype please respond
I want someone to protect !

>>3445144
work on yourself. go to clubs that you're interested in and learn new skills and meet new people. Find someone cute there that you're interested in getting to know better and ask them out to coffee. If the the date goes well, say you had a good time and would like to get together again. Next date, do a walk in a park somewhere and then dinner. Kiss her if it feels right. Then go on more dates with her and get to really know her as a person. If she seems like someone you really enjoy being around, date her.

probs won't be a trans girl but maybe.

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>>3445173
I like girls, so I probs wont date you, in fact i most probably wont. but you can add my steam and we can play vidya sometimes maybe. if that's alright. i just felt bad that your op had no responses

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>>3445144

Transgirl here.

I like guys, I like guys who are into 'traps', I even like shy and socially awkward guys.

But I am not a consolation prize for sad sacks who cannot get a cis girl.

>>3445178
I don't want to go to clubs, I want a cute awkward gf who's a recluse like me. You obviously don't know any robots.

>>3445206
If you like shy and socially awkward guys but not "sad sacks" you are a hypocrite.

>>3445217
>If you like shy and socially awkward guys but not "sad sacks" you are a hypocrite.

Grrrr so angry.

Have you ever considered why cis-girls don't like you and tried to improve rather than getting angry at them?

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>>3445217
lol I have seen a friends roomba. I also know a thing or two about different size baits for all kinds of catches.

>>3445240
Who ever said cisgirls don't like me? I have LITERALLY never asked a girl out. A few girls did ask me out in high school but I was too afraid so I said no. You just assume because I'm posting here that I've been rejected.

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>>3445249
>I have LITERALLY never asked a girl out

Poor U :_:

Tell us what qualities you have, impress us and maybe one of the many fine trans-girls or bi-girls will ask you out. We can be quite assertive you know.

>>3445249
Where do you live? I know a transgirl/bigirl couple who are looking for a NEET-boy as a BF/pet.

Would you like to have two GF's and be able to cruise the internet, play vidya and watch movies without having to go out and work?

My buddies got the idea from a thread they saw on /lgbt/, it was about a guy who invited a NEET to live with him and made him his sex slave. They think that lots of NEET's would be OK with being a pet as long as they got looked after.

>>3445144
the number of chasers dwarfs the number of trans women. You are severely outnumbered, and will need some special features to stand out in a sea of men.

If you're a lonely robot using trans as a last resort, i can tell you this strategy wont work.

>>3445284
How would I know what qualities I have as a lonely robot. I'm a math major and I think I'm decent at that, I used to play quite a bit of chess, I read for pleasure, and sometimes I watch movies. I also make one mean cereal with milk.

>>3445299
Raleigh
Sounds nice

>>3445323
>I'm a math major
.......post photos to confirm my suspicions.

>>3445329
Just say my first name and I will confirm or deny, posting pics would make me nervous

>>3445323
>How would I know what qualities I have as a lonely robot. I'm a math major and I think I'm decent at that, I used to play quite a bit of chess, I read for pleasure, and sometimes I watch movies. I also make one mean cereal with milk.

These are all things you do for yourself.

What can you do for another person. What can you offer your (hypothetical) GF?

Do you look hot? (pictures if so, we will judge), can you show someone a good time?, do you have your own home?

I think the reason robots are robots is because they have such low self esteem. If you don't love yourself how can anyone else love you?

>>3445337
...caucasian, overweight, watches LetsPlay's, brown hair....

>>3445341
I'm Caucasian, chubby? I guess, hates letsplays, brownish red hair

>>3445339
>Do you look hot? (pictures if so, we will judge),
Probably not
>can you show someone a good time?
I have never had an SO, FWB, or close friend. So "maybe"
> do you have your own home?
No
> If you don't love yourself how can anyone else love you?
Whoever said I don't love myself? Just because I don't have all these skills and abilities normies have doesn't mean I hate myself.

very very very very much not my type. i can sense your insecurity and nervousness through the computer. bored, going to another thread now...

>>3445341
99% of 4chan

>>3445353
What state are you in?

>>3445384
I live in Raleigh, NC

>>3445206
>>3445217

IDK I'm a shy guy who's mildly socially awkward but I'm not a sad sack. I'm also a little above average looks wise(or so I'm told, I usually only get like a 7 in rate threads though) and I can be talkative and extroverted around people I know and like.

Personally I'm slightly more interested in transgirls than cis girls because I've gotten along really well with the transgirls I've met so far since most transgirls seem to be geeky and introverted, which is my "type" I guess. A lot of the trans friends I've made over skype threads and some IRL tell me about people like you and how predatory and disgusting you are. I think it's kind of pathetic when guys see transgirls as scraps to pick up as a last resort. It's quite demeaning and rude.

>>3445448
>I think it's kind of pathetic when guys see transgirls as scraps to pick up as a last resort. It's quite demeaning and rude.
Who said that was my intention. I was hoping to get some internet gf so I wouldn't have to be in person because I would get too nervous and scared.

>>3445144
What's your skype?

>>3445464
>Who said that was my intention.
>I was told to get a trans gf to cure my loneliness

IDK maybe I'm being a bit too harsh but I get the vibe that you see it as a last resort. I met this transgirl that lives like 300 miles from me and have a crush on her now but can't really date her. It makes me feel sad and mad when I think of her or another transgirl like her settling for someone that sees them as scraps. I'm probably projecting some internal feels here though.

>>3445448
>I think it's kind of pathetic when guys see transgirls as scraps to pick up as a last resort.

I see myself as a scrap to pick up as a last resort too so it's okay. If someone was ever attracted to me and they could totally get with a cis girl I would genuinely wonder why they'd pick me.

I don't care if you are pathetic but are you good in bed?

>>3446204
How could I know if I was good in bed?

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>>3445206
Mah nigga

itt: unpassable trannies and basement dwellers vying for who is more pathetic

>>3445353
>skills and abilities
Dude are you fucking Napoleon dynamite?

>>3445960

Holy fuck this is funny. I must have sauce

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Daily reminder that traps and mtfs > cis women

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>>3445144
Sry but the question is: Are you cute?

>>3447374
>tfw no cute mtf gf to cuddle, love, make out, have sex and play vidya with

>>3447374
does anyone have the reality version of this image

>>3447975
yeah the reality is we are crazy bitches that will sleep with ehomever gives us a compliment because our self-esteem is so shit.

>>3448029
As long as you don't leave me in the morning I'm ok with this...especially just actual sleeping together would be nice.

>>3448123
sure i wouldn't leave you in the morning. but don't expect me to actually love you. we can feign it pretty well though

>>3448165
Why not? Because you feel like you can't love yourself? Who knows we could just end up fitting like two peas in a pod. Playing vidya and doing cool couple shit

>>3448029
>sleeping with whomever gives us a compliment
I only sleep with the people who don't care for me because its what im used to. When they start falling for me or giving me compliments, it feels alien and threatening

>>3448210
oh wow poor you, such a sad lyfe

get over yourself...

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>>3453004
jus lyk me

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>>3453004
>tfw you don't even have friends on the internet.

>>3447365
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Qj0EeY8ac

>>3447374
this is some dumb shit right here.

>>3448176
i love how not loving you some how equates to not loving ourself.

it's just, we dont love you. end of story.

>>3445206
Yes you are

#mad

>>3445402
dude that is like a hotbed of trans women tons of chicks i tried to talk to are from their odd