Venezuela collapsing

Bump because they called out MUHREENS a while ago too.

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>>34707318
OORAH

As long as they don't move here, I am beyond giving a fuck.

>>34707348
I've been out for a little over a year now but I'd go back for some deployment time or a recall.

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Based Venezuelan save us now

Didn't one of the /k/ ferguson shooters move to Venezuela? If so lol

Fuck, there goes the price of gas...

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Based mad max aesthetic

>>34707367
this sort of escalation will lead to a smaller less powerful Venezuela.

who is profiting off this? Brazil, Columbia, Guyana?

Atleast they have a tank in Biathlon.

>>34707466
I caught the end of their run.

>>34707429
Damn, now I wanna go. I speak decent spanish. Fight commies and slay South American poon? Yes please.

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Rooftop snipers deployed. Legit happening

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I've got the perfect man for the job.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/891690923779739648

>>34707559
That can't be serious... Can it?

>>34707553
This is an operator wet dream right now holy shit

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>>34707705

>>34707690
For some reason commies can't figure the tech behind toilet papers, it's the only thing keeping us from a global communist utopia.

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>>34707429
>dual sports
>riot geat
>gas masks
>shotguns

>>34707690

i think it is possible, if we consider it as a money reward of sort

back then in 90s in russia you could get your salary in toilet paper rolls easy, just a several days ago an older coworker told me a story how they were sent to another city to make a deal to realize several railroad cars of herring with which the company was paid because the alternative would be to get the salary in cans of herring and their car overturned due to an inexperienced driver (we were discussed driving actually)

barter is a known shit when your money system collapses

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>>34707786
Venezuela has literal rain forests and they can't figure out how to fucking make TP. It blows my mind. Maybe the beautiful women are distracting.

>>34707881
Early Russian federation soldiers were being paid in vodka. I shit you not.

Sorry Venezuela, sorry you have to suffer through this.

But on the bright side, it's a good contemporary example of the evils of dictatorial regimes. Every generation needs to see this to realise that we don't just progress beyond this shit, we must always jealously guard our freedoms from those who desire power over their fellow people.

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>>34707903
>paid in vodka

t-b-h that is where all the money was going to go anyway

>>34707903
Same shit happened in colonial Australia, except they were paid in rum.

>>34707926
can you tell me a single country in the couple of recent decades which began to live better after removing its dictator

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>>34707926
Inb4 NOT MUH REAL SOCIALISMs

>>34707891
Extremists aren't technocrats. They don't into govt for everyday people very good.

https://www.strategic-culture.org/pview/2013/04/08/venezuela-elect-president-opposition-stands-no-chance.html

>>34707949
Who is that was he in Miami vice?

>>34707945
All of Eastern Europe, South Korea and Taiwan, Croatia, Slovenia, half of West Africa, plenty of examples.

>>34707929
>>34707935
Tbh most people in the military spend their money on booze

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>>34707979
He was best character

>>34707984
>All of Eastern Europe
you mean the former yugoslavia and the war that they got as the direct result of them removing their leader? taiwan and south korea didn't really have the real dictators

>>34707999
?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Terror_(Taiwan)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gwangju_Uprising
>Estimates suggest up to 606 people may have died

>>34707284

Is Maduro really this terrible or is this standard US destabilization strategy? Obviously we've been tightening the noose on their economy, but really we've been wanting to hurt Russia just as badly if not more

>>34707979
don johnson
nb4 penor

>>34707438
my money is on Brazil, tho I feel Columbia might want to get a little cut of the pie while there at it.

>>34707999
>you mean the former yugoslavia and the war that they got as the direct result of them removing their leader?
No, I mean the ex-Soviet satellite states, you knobhead.

You could've probably guessed that by the fact that I then mentioned Croatia and Slovenia after.

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>>34707926
>Every generation needs to see this to realise that we don't just progress beyond this shit, we must always jealously guard our freedoms from those who desire power over their fellow people.

YES! Have some glorious operator ass for speaking truth.

>>34708032
Oil is the base of their economy and the US buys 90% of it.

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>>34708092
>tramp stamp

>>34708032
I think a Venezuelan can explain it better but, basically, the country decided to import most of their stuff around 1950's and enjoy the oil money. So every time the price of oil dropped, the country would get fucked, people would protest and the government would kill a few hundreds (read about the Caracazo in 1989). What you see now is the reboot of the same story.
Chávez tried to improve the situation and be self-sufficient, the country used to produce only 20% of the food consumed by the population and he raised it to around 40%, but he died and the drop in commodity prices caused a new shitstorm.
I wish I could find the source about these things, but it was a long time I read about it.

>>34708032
There are shortages of food and other basics, which are entirely artificially created because he won't let people cross the border to Colombia to buy stuff at a tenth of the price. Border soldiers actually shoot food smugglers, and they're portrayed as American agents by the government.

It's like he read about Holodomor and thought, "great idea!"

>>34708162
>Chávez tried to improve the situation
Found the commie, he wasted the oil money on the military and gibsmedat then started fucking with private sector with forced nationalizations and shit, which leads directly to where we are at.

Liberals everywhere pretend they weren't cheering on the communists in Venezuela up until oops people are starving and they are shooting dissidents

Of course all these shitskin third world countries are pretty similar, thats why the cucks & leftists want to import these "people" here

>>34708272
I was in university when Chavez was in power, the local communist party here would have presentations on how great Venezuela was on like a weekly basis, it was ridiculous.

>>34707690
Years ago Venezuela implemented price controls on all sorts of shit. This meant that manufacturers couldn't increase prices even when they needed to. As a result, a lot of industries went under over time. Toilet paper was one those things that had price controls on it and now there is no domestic toiletpaper makers. There is actually a black market for toilet paper in Venezuela right now.

>>34708111

lol for real. Tats are for degenerates.

>>34708310
Same here (I was at Cornell). These leftist faggots loved the guy because he said some mean things about bush. The Chavez cocksuckers have all evaporated based on the nightmare state this place has become. It's almost like throwing out the oil companies and not having the technical or ethical ability to manage it would blow up in their face. I'm upset because I have family in Caracas and we have a long history of opposing communism. Death is too good for these people.

>>34707425
We have 20 billion barrels worth of oil in texas...

>>34708576
Seriously. It isn't the 1970s and fracking has seriously changed the game in terms of our energy dependency. We don't need Venezuelan oil.

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Holy fuck some of these pics are so a e s t h e t i c. I wish VICE would uncuck itself and get awesome on the ground footage. Their Ukraine coverage was fantastic back in the day.

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Why aren't you saving the qts, anon?

>>34707407
ahh I see the local synagogue has been hard at work.

>>34708631
>I wish VICE would uncuck itself and get awesome on the ground footage.
Gotta have someone willing to go film it, and I don't see you volunteering.

>>34707429
pimpin those DRZ 400s. would be great to have a death squad of bikerboyz slayin commies in the street.

>>34708678
> people starving in the streets
> political opponents being assasinated
> land confiscations
> rule of law destroyed
> decide to focus on sexual discrimination and LGBT laws

Leftists are a fucking cancer on our species

>>34708707
>DRZ 400s
>clearly DR650s

kill yourself.

>>34708725
>decide to focus on sexual discrimination and LGBT laws
pretty sure rape is everywhere in venezuela now

>>34708703
Underage poster detected. Vice correspondents used to get in the shit all the time. Their foreign coverage was incredible. Now they're under new management so instead they make videos of danish children being emotionally abused by their transgender parents. As for me, if I were approached I wouldn't be half opposed to going Sicario on these commie fucks. Would love to grease Maduro.

>>34708707
>"bikerboyz assemble!"
>"I kill commie, I bike, I kill commie again!"

Dear Trump make this the next timeline

>>34708733
srsly? how the fuck can you tell with all the shit on them? all I went by was the headlight.

>>34708777
>DRZ400
>water cooled
>no radiators or shrouds
>tank is steel and distinctly DR650 shaped
>overall profile is lower and less dirtbike-like than the DRZ
>number plate area on headlight is hueg on DR650
>rear end is circa early 90's tier uggo and distinctly DR650

>>34708753
>Underage poster detected.
Not really, no.

A lot of reporting in war zones are done by freelancers; they go over, get the footage, then find a buyer.

But I notice you're still not volunteering to go man a camera. How odd.

>>34708820
ahh yes I see no radiators now. strange choice for a bike in hot climate.

So when are we getting some livestreams up in this bitch? Some pics? We could have another fucking CLANKENING on our hands.

In all seriousness how powerful are the opposition and how much power does the government still have? It just seems like nonstop protest right now.

>>34708855
youre an autistic faggot. Go kill yourself. You're not even making comments relevant to anything being discussed.

Family in Venezuela. Word is the Andes and barquisimeto are going to have massacres tonight.

>>34708912
You seem triggered.

>>34708886
dr650s dont give a single fuck about heat bro

>>34708912
the most buttblasted post this decade

>>34708857
>sexo es vida
Fucking south americans

>>34707284
>Is the US getting involved? What kind of action can we expect?
I doubt Trump even knows where Venezuela is, much care.

>>34707357
Agreed. Venezuela did this to them selves.

>>34707425
The extraordinarily low price of gas is one of the primary causes of all of this. their oil already isn't making it to market. their pumps going from 5% to 0% will not mean anything.

>>34707690
Roman legions were paid in salt.

>>34707387
Costa Rica

>>34707387
>Didn't one of the /k/ ferguson shooters move to Venezuela?
need a story

>>34709551
That's an old myth the Romans told themselves of their ancient past.

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>>34709146
That's a spanish newspaper and that advertising often appears in many others. Maybe if you Americans stope being so prude you could enjoy life more instead of obsessing with war.

>>34709708

Sorry, we've just been so busy having hospitals and running water and shit that we haven't gotten around to it yet.

>>34709744
>Spaniards
>Not having hospitals and running water
You must be some special type of retard.

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Snipers shooting at protestors with druganovs

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Rhodesia related: president Maduro supports Mugabe purging the whites

>>34708182
>It's like he read about Holodomor and thought, "great idea!"
Holodomor? He's my favorite Game of Thrones character! What this country needs is more Holodomr.

t. Maduro

>>34708927
>Word is the Andes and barquisimeto
The who what? Fill us in anon. Also: Is your family armed for their own defense?

>>34708516
Remember when the King of Spain told him to shut up? That was great.

>>34708576
And we should keep it there in case we need it. Use up everyone else's oil first.

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>>34709856
holodomor is the only word he can pronounce so they call him holodomor, i have read the game of trones too

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>>34709708
y not both?

>>34709837
The west cheered as genocidal communist negros kicked all the whites out
Then they pretend they didn't support it all along when the media starts reporting on negatives, like niggers starving, or the police shooting rioters

>>34709879
¿Por qué no te callas?

>>34707903
Cut out the middle man

>>34709759

How's that armada of yours doing these days? Steal any underwater treasure lately?

>>34707284
>Regime
This buzzword get me triggered every time

what kind of fucking idiots protest an election to make Maduro a dictator, by not voting?

>>34709870
They're hunkered down. My uncle has a beretta for what it's worth. I'm trying to do my part spreading links to insurgency docs and useful manuals down there.

>>34709879
I loved every laugh. It was a great day when cancer cured itself of Chavez

>>34710069
>Andes and barquisimeto
Okay good, but WTF is a Andes and/or barquisimeto?

This wasn't real communism

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>people used to go to venezuela when shtf in their country
When did it go so wrong?

>>34707553
Just make sure he doesn't get shot in the ass this time.

>>34710123
About the time commies took over

Wil there be more explosions?

>>34707553
God I had so much fun playing those 2 games. I miss the shit out of them.

>>34709456
No they didn't. Socialism has been on the losing side for YEARS now and the gov always pull shit outta their ass to expand their corruption some time more.

>>34709870
Andes is a mountain region in Venezuela and barquisemento is a city in Venezuela. In the latter snipers were shooting at protestors with druganovs (I posted it earlier today). There's grisly pics of victims from it.

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>>34710052
The vote was always going to be for Maduro. You think it was actually an honest election? Chavistas are down to 20% of the country. The fix is in and this is the straw that broke the camels back. Now motherfuckering bodies are gonna drop. I've been waiting 20 years for this happening.

>>34710023
How is that relevant? Can't you stick to what you were talking and you need to starting strawmanning so soon?

>yours
>Implying I'm Spanish
Just because I called on your ignorance doesn't mean I'm one, and even if I were I would have no problem with it since Spain is actually pretty nice, plus Spanish women are easy going which is pretty great.

>>34710258
If it wasn't not for their fucktarded gun laws I'd move to Spain in a heart beat

>3 hour mid day siestas
> bullfights
> tapas
> fucking kickass history
> land of Hemingway
> drink wine all day

Just take me now

>>34710092

The Andes fucking mountains? Goddamn, Phil, you're slipping.

>>34709759

I was referring to Latin America, dude.

>>34710298
What of it?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venezuelan_Andes

So Maduro is claiming he got 8 million votes. Which is more than what he got when he was initially elected (you know, before his popularity dropped like a lead balloon and Venezuelans were wiping their asses with shrubbery). Brazen brazen election fraud. This is going to top Ukraine mark my words.

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>>34710448
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Wew lads

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>>34710765
>how to get stomped to death by an angry mob while hiding in a drainage ditch, step one

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>>34710765
Commie removal when?

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>>34709759
Yet you still cant use toilet paper anywhere, even your capitols. Everywhere smells like poo in spain.

>2014 saw a slav uprising with literal stalker cosplayers fighting, grad salvos, huge helicopter air assaults and tank charges like in a replay of a cold war gone hot scenario from the 70's
>2017 will see a replay of the Grenada/Panama Aesthetic as fuck jungle warfare from the 80's
>we have the perfect amount of coverage, the perfect soundtrack and the perfect president to make it happen

>>34707690
That's common with central planning and/or martial law.
t. ex - comblock

>>34711069

and getting analy raped by an AK barrel.

Am I the only one who finds it extremely unlikely the Venezuelans will rise up?

The military/police are all extremely loyal to the regime because of comfy state job positions, tax reductions, FOOD, etc

I just find it hard the military will switch sides and risk losing what they still have compared to the rest of the people, food is a major motivator, look at North Korea

>>34711423

Venezuelans arent isolated, brainwashed little drones, they can and have travelled and seen countries with liberty within the same generation, they remember prosperity, constitutional order and democracy. Furthermore, the regime has a very fickle hold, the media is seized but access to social networks and international watchers is still unchecked, the military is paid like shit and most of the repression is being done by paramilitary militias instead, and in the end Venezuela is a country founded on 18th century liberal thinking just like US and other American neighbors, it has a constitution and a democratic tradition it wont part with so easily.

>>34711502
Venezuelans are a lazy, corrupt people. The opposition is extremely disorganized at a time when they need to have a coherent strategy which further decreases the odds of successful and organized civil disobedience, let alone armed resistance.

Dictators in South America have liquidated their opposition for decades, and none of their neighbors would dare going to war with Venezuela at the risk of their domestic constituents voting them out. None of the South American militaries are equipped either financially or equipment wise to have any meaningful success, and any intervention would galvanize the hardcore Venezuelan nationalists to join with the government.

It just seems so fucking unlikely anything real will happen, these people have been stomped into the ground since forever and they are used to rolling over to strongmen, they are similar to Russians in the sense that they respect or allow strongmen to continue on without much challenge.

>>34711524
>Venezuelans are a lazy, corrupt people. The opposition is extremely disorganized at a time when they need to have a coherent strategy which further decreases the odds of successful and organized civil disobedience, let alone armed resistance.


The government is far, far from better in that respect, Maduro managed to fail to do a single thing to stabilize the country Chavez handed to him in good shape, in a couple years things went from Poland tier to Zimbawe tier. It's likely the coup will be internal.

Dictators in South America never really lasted without direct American or Soviet assistance, and those that did like Pinochet and Peron left in peaceful terms after running strictly politically neutral agendas without ideological goals beyond stability and solvency for the state, and profit for themselves.

>>34711570
>>34711524
>>34711502
Phil?

>>34709815
Welp time to go trade a case of TP for a dragunov

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>>34708162
>I think a Venezuelan can explain it better but, basically, the country decided to import most of their stuff around 1950's and enjoy the oil money. So every time the price of oil dropped, the country would get fucked, people would protest and the government would kill a few hundreds (read about the Caracazo in 1989). What you see now is the reboot of the same story.
>Chávez tried to improve the situation and be self-sufficient, the country used to produce only 20% of the food consumed by the population and he raised it to around 40%, but he died and the drop in commodity prices caused a new shitstorm.
>I wish I could find the source about these things, but it was a long time I read about it.

Thanks. That's the kind of info I'm seeking. What did Maduro do to screw everything up, or more likely, why were Chavez's reforms unsustainable. Or, just as likely or concurrently, what is the CIA, etc doing to destabilize this country? ( you have to assume that is happening to some extent or another)

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>>34711255
>it's a lost cause, fellow anon, the white race really doesn't want to breed anymore, the cucking has gotten into their genes and now they are instinct-less like lab rats.

What are you talking about? I don't even know that much Spanish but I know that's an ad for "erección" disfunction. You know, just like how in the US there are ads for "erección" disfunction and low "T" all over the TV and radio because people literally never want to give up having "sexo"

>>34711618
Filling high level positions in state run institutions with party loyalists, this includes the powerful oil industry

Virtually all of these appointments had little to do with their skills and more their standing within the party

The level of corruption and cronyism is systemic at this point, and as a result their industries across the board suffer because of it

They also annihilated their once large agricultural industry with sharecropping/land nationalization, and once again putting loyalists in control of these new enterprises who had no idea how to farm, similar to Zimbabwe

Don't even get me started on the price fixing they implemented and what it did to their economy either

>>34711255
>Spaniards
>White

>>34708056
sopa de venezuela
uma delicia

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>>34710288
Arrives in Spain, gets ass raped by switch blade homosexuals.
With EVO on penises!
Arrives back home, can't stomach the taste of olive oil ever again.

>>34707438

No body but one will profit out of conflicts.

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>>34711831
Nobody but Juan, you mean

How to adopt a 14 to 18 years old Venezuelian girl (female)? I can provide shelter and food.

>>34708855
> I really wish I could find a manufacturer who made manual transmission crossover here in the States.
> You pussy, quit your job and start up your own if you want one so bad.

Specialization of labor is a good thing, anon.

>>34711237
>Lenin being slained, hanged, and beheaded in one move
nice

>>34707690
>>34707786
The actual problem is commies cannot figure out the tech involved, yes. The problem is how to coordinate disparate groups of people involved with relevant information at the right time.

In fact, there is a way to communicate this information but their government leaders messed with it too much. The "price mechanism."

>>34711628
>cumstain rocket camo
HAHA nice

>>34712213
CARLOS!

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>>34709708
>instead of obsessing with war.
where do you think you are?

>>34711570
I'm pissed cancer cured itself of Chavez before he could see the inevitable result of his shit policies. Instead Chavismo is pure and commies can make Maduro the fall guy. Venezuela could squeak by being a one trick pony economy while chasing off investors and voiding rule of law when gas was outrageously overpriced.

>>34712232
First thing you'll need is a soundproofed basement.

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>>34713270
It is honestly upsetting how every time Venezuela comes up people tell me it is such a shame that Maduro ruined Chavez's revolution. Libtards need to fuck off, the only good commie is a dead commie.

>>34707407
That's the first thing I would focus on in the middle of a very violent revolution caused by shitty economic policies of the current gov't that is changing the face of the nation as we speak: LGBT rights, diversity and sexual discrimination. Not the starving people on the street, nor the people getting shot at by a militant police force for fighting for their rights nor the political chaos in the country.

>>34711304
>tfw joining the Army, aiming for Intel
>tfw gonna miss the Clankening Dos

>>34708707
i think those are venezulean security forces

>>34708381
>There is actually a black market for toilet paper in Venezuela right now.
It's grey market.

>>34707357

>yfw they declare the entire country "refugees" and demand entrance into the US
>yfw they get denied
>yfw Trump saves us yet again

>>34713663

You need to get your priorities in order anon. The economy will fix itself, but sexism is the REAL problem.

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>>34714158
more like a brown market

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>>34709856
>Holodomor
I agree, more holo is needed

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>>34713279
>he doesn't have a pre-built rape dungeon

How long until we get a sweet Venezuela general?

>>34711761
seen it a thousand times

>>34711347
Pretty sure it was an ak bayonet.

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>>34708663
This qt doesn't need saving just our support!

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>>34714528
I've got it ready to go after this one runs its course

>>34709520
>one of the primary causes

yeah, aside from socialism, insane corruption that has destroyed the infrastructure and the low IQ of the population

>>34708707
Those ARE the commies you stupid nigger

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>>34715675
Samefag here. Made it a general as requested

>>34715758

Obama should have invaded them on the last day of his term.

>>34709879
I had a Spanish teacher from Venezuela at the time
who thought that was the funniest shit ever.
Chavez was a loudmouth who never loved anything in this world more than the sound of his own voice so she was correct in it being hilarious.

>>34711570
>stabilize the country Chavez handed to him in good shape

Don't you have a canoe to go paddle Sean Penn?

>>34715904
>Don't you have a canoe to go paddle Sean Penn?

so you're saying things DIDN'T go to shit?

>>34715802
>the commies
Anon, everyone there on every side is a commie.

>>34715660
Oh fuck me.

Why cant I have a scantly clad big titty latina girlfriend who don't take shit from no government but takes the cock like a champion

>>34710765

>Murica

"We demand democracy in every corner of the globe".

>Someone murica does not like wins the elections

"RRRRRREEEEEEEEE"

>>34710192
this so much.

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>>34707329
>Why Contain It?
S'cool.
In all honesty though, can't wait to see this shit go down.

>>34715660
i bet the vene fucks like a godess.

>>34718205
>>34710192

Only thing I hated about the games was the stupid damage system they had for the vehicles. I had numerous tanks and APC's get destroyed by a god damned broken fire hydrant.

>>34718367
maybe, but i liked being able to call in shit, was great. I'd drive a motorcycle down the road like a normie even lol. though a lot in that game would've been cooler if i was playing w/ someone.. like the boat w/ the miniguns, in #2

>>34718424
Yep I always loved flying around in a fully armed Huey and blowing shit up, or dropping a MOAB on the oil platform, and watching it go up in flames.

>>34718500
this. i'd also plant C4 on the legs, go onto some platform, blow them up and try to race to my helicopter before the pad fell off of the rig.
that shit was stupid, but fun

>>34715660
America truly is a decadent society.

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im from Venezuela I came to laugh at you pussies

>>34718092

>International observers witness and film empty ballots, voters casting multiple times
>"8 million votes!"

You're scum. You actually support a legit tyrant just to oppose daddy USA.

>>34707357
>i dont care
>instead of getting keks out of this clusterfuck
tripfags were a mistake

>>34707357
Shut the fuck up, faggot. Nobody cares. Literally no one. Not even you care. You only typed that just to "chime in."

Hold a knife to your throat and push. Fucking 90 IQ tripfag.

>>34715731
no one is disputing that. yet they still had shit tickets when crude was $105 a barrel.

>>34708032
Maduro is just the dictator left holding the bag after Chavez died.

Chavez was the truly terrible one who set the country down this path. This outcome was inevitable after the coup failed (thanks for not lifting a finger, Obama).

But, hey, socialism just hasn't been tried by the right people yet...

>>34710052
One who knows the vote is rigged, and that they would never be allowed to win.

>>34715892
>Obama
>invade a socialist country
*snort*

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>>34707553
It's ironic AS FUCK how both of those game's stories are by the day turning more into historical events. I cannot BELIEVE how accurate the first one is turning out to be.

>>34708725
>>34713663
It's propaganda. They are trying to make it seem like everything is going the country is not collapsing

>>34707284
This is politics. It does not belong on this board.

>>34714220
>State governors and humanitarians ignore it and welcome them open arms to fuck their children and wife anyways

>>34714254
This is what half of our population would be earnestly talking about after a nuclear war with China. Hard times will not straighten out fucked heads.

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>>34722686
Fuck you. Civil disorder is totally /k/.

>>34724576
I'd say these are probably drug lords using captured police equipment, but they aren't black enough...

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>>34725564
You'd be wrong. Those are cops cleaning out the favelas a couple years ago, and it had its own stickied thread. It was glorious.

>>34725617
Wtf, I love Brazil now

>>34707949
>more people employed in the private sector that the public sector
>socialism

>>34724576
That cop probably didn't start the round with a lot of cash

>>34725564
>being a dumb newfag
>parrot dumb racist shit
spotted the /pol/estinian

>>34725657
>parrot dumb racist shit
It is a fact that there is a large racial divide in Brazil. You could have confirmed this with literally 6 seconds of Google. Also, I do not browse /pol/

>>34708230
>he wasted the oil money on the military
yeah its not like their was a country to north of him which regularly tries to depose, anyone who isn't alined with said country to the north

>>34725684
Building up a South American military when you're a corrupt commie fuck is literally sharpening the sword that will cut off your head. Chavez fucked over Venezuela nationalizing oil, taking agricultural land, staffing both with unskilled cronies, chasing away foreign investment, and locking everyone's assets. I hate that Maduro is going to be blamed for all this when he just continued the same shit Chavez was doing.

>>34708031
>606
Busch League

>>34722023
Socialism? What're you talking about? Most of Europe is socialist and it works pretty well for alot of them. Quit pretending it's your way or no way. This shit is just typical South American faux despotism gone wrong (again)

>>34729658
>it works pretty well for alot of them.
It works well for the lazy fucks that dont work. Everyone else gets fucked to death with taxes.

>>34729714
Protip my know nothing friend: they basically all don't work. My company is headquartered in Denmark, for instance. Good luck getting parts or any kind of support during July or August. The entire country gets those months off with a few exceptions like service workers, who just get reduced hours. They all still get payed in full. And that's not even all that weird. They work less hours there, too. 35 hours is a full work week during most months. Summer months it's less and those 2 aforementioned months are off completely. Do they pay an ass ton in taxes? Absolutely. But they all make enough to cover them and they don't have to work 80 hours a week to do it. I'm not saying socialism would work everywhere. It certainly would not. But it's not your fucking Boogeyman. And it's not communism, the de facto impossible economic system that refuses to die

>>34729796
>EVERYONE IS RICH AND THEY DONT WORK AT ALL!

The socialism lie, ladies and gentlemen.

>>34729824
Didn't say they were rich, idiot. Just said they make enough to cover taxes. As it happens, they make enough to cover taxes *and* have some money left over for other stuff. Obviously, some people make more than others. Idk what you're trying to prove, dude. It's just fact. If you ever left the dirty south you'd know some people like it that way. Denmark was the happiest place on Earth yet again according to last year's global census.

>>34729888
>THEY MAKE ENOUGH TO PAY THEIR HORRENDOUS TAXES AND THEN THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWS THEM TO HAVE JUST ENOUGH TO BUY SOMETHING FOR THEMSELVES!!!

Truly, they are living the dream.

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I'm unironically shocked that not many Americans seem to care about the Venezuelan crises. If Venezuela actually erupts into civil war, like what happened in Syria then America and Canada are going to get Sweden'd by Venezuelan refugees.

>>34729932
>I'm unironically shocked that not many Americans seem to care about the Venezuelan crises.

they're socialists and the American left has been parading them as the second cuba for a while, they're doing their damned hardest to push the "Maduro is a far meanie but there's nothing wrong with the system, btw the opposition are also corrupt mmkay" narrative

>>34729932
if they look anything like this semen demon, I say bring them on:
>>34715660


also,
>implying we're not already being swarmed with latin american refugees

>>34729888
You are literally defending mediocrity and low expectations.

>>34729898
You've clearly never been, because they all love it. They even have a universal income, so the most destitute have some amount of money that isn't taxed. It's obvious now your just one of those people that will fixate on a word and generalize it into the antithesis of what you believe for simplicity of life and mind. I hope in time you realize what an idiot you've been. But since that's not likely, at least remember that you are an active participant in your own life, and generalizing the world into your us :s. them fantasy prevents you from improving it

>>34730035
>some people love getting cucked by government so that makes it great!

you are truely a sad little fuck.

An appeal to popularity is not a logical argument you dumb fuck.

>>34729932
>>34729978
Believe it or not, the vast majority of Cuban refugees to the US, tend to be the most pro American people you will ever meet, and assimilated very well to the US.

>>34730014
I'm defending low expectations, absolutely. Mediocraty, no. Denmark is great. I wouldn't want to live there for a variety of reasons but anyone that's been wouldn't call it mediocre at all. And my main point with all of this is the lumping in of socialism with communism. Socialism is a system that has been successfully implimented on multiple occasions. Communism is an impossible system that has failed on every attempt. To suggest otherwise is identical to complaining about people that like things you don't.

>>34729932
I have a feeling they'd be hardcore 2nd amendment supporters

>>34730048
>appeal to popularity

Says the guy that vehemently defends democracy while condemning any form of socialism, despite the observable truth of it's success in some countries. You aren't getting cucked by the government, your paying an ass load in taxes so you don't have to pay for anything else that's a universal need anyway. Some people would rather take care of that in their own way. But obviously, some people wouldn't or don't mind not doing so

It's like if everyone payed a higher tax on ammo and got a free ar15

>>34730126
>Says the guy that vehemently defends democracy
I said nothing of democracy. Whats more, democracy is not the antithesis to socialism. You can have democratic socialism.

You have no idea what you are talking about.

>>34730126
socialism doesn't oppose democracy... it's just the matter of taxing/social programs in a democratic country

>>34729932
Not with the current administration. Illegals successfully crossing are at a low for recent history's and deportations are on the rise. Still I do think it is something to monitor more, we do not want to gen Swedened

>Is the US getting involved?
We'd better fucking not

>>34730144
That was exactly my point dingus. Calling it an appeal to popularity and not a real argument, despite popularity being the point. Unpopular systems don't get anywhere worth going

How long is this going to last and is there any way for a white american to go down there and make money?

>>34730178
You don't even know what an appeal to popularity is.

An appeal to popularity is the idea that just because something is popular or some people like it, it is right.

Your earlier argument that Denmark likes getting cucked thus socialism is gud is a flatly illogical statement.

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>>34715660

>USA panel
>mfw it's true

>A glimpse into Berne Sanders' America

>>34730196
That isn't the point, though. The point is Denmark likes their government, so that's right for Denmark. It's just fucking fact, socialism is an economic system that works for some countries. The original argument was that socialism was an impossible or at least highly improbable to achieve economic system that had never been implimented successfully, and that is observably false. Everything else was just to demonstrate that despite your cognitive dissonance asserting otherwise, it's not Bosnia X.0 and it's actually a rather nice place to live should you so desire

>>34725647
my sides

>>34730035
>Denmark
>Socialist
Protip: Stop confusing the Nordic Model with socialism. They're still a free market economy with private businesses running the place, the government doesn't own the all of the means of production. As a matter of fact, it's a corporatists system, where all the government does is set up labor market policy, and wages while allowing the private sector run its course in ownership, market and trade.

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>>34730294
>socialism works as an economic model

meanwhile, in reality

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>>34730768
and during that same time . . .

>>34730785

Where's Brexit?

>>34714063
>tfw US Airborne infantry
Ill send you a postcard from Caracas buddy

>>34707357
Pls kill yourself 'omg paramedics don't help gay ppl because infected blood lmao xD' faggot

>>34708032
Fault is entirely with Maduro. The USA is still even buying oil- what's killed Venezuela is running state owned businesses into the ground with corruption while mandating private companies sell goods for less than they cost to make.

>>34708631
Why would VICE cover the devolution of a socialist state? It goes against their narrative.

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EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>34730220
God Dam, even in the face of death that man has some good looking.

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So... How it is supposed to go down? How should rebels get their weapons?

>>34722255
>implying that these events werent planned long time ago
>implying these games arent illuminati way of showing the world what they are about to do

Even the title "Mercenaries" says it all, pay right people, send them to NK and Venezuela to stir shit and watch it burn

>>34731131
>Jewish
>Moorish
Jesus fucking Christ add in Gypsy and he is the literal Anti-Christ.

>>34708631
>riding headlong into the fiery anus of doom
Apparently
>>34730917
THIS not so obvious.

>>34707438
>smaller and less powerful country that is literally sub USER levels of being able to have functioning breadlines

>>34710098
>Since I'm the smartest one here, I'll let you all in on the secret...
And ours isn't real capitalism. What's your point, libtard?

>>34730035
>>34730461
Yeah, Hi guys. I actually used to travel to Scandinavia quite a bit for work. They do not love it, and it is not a working system. They gained a lot of debt and had to give up on a lot of ideas and social programs. People didn't make shit and they knew it. They were always surprised that I could just go out and buy a car or I could sell my house and get a bigger one. I can't even imagine how bad they're doing now with all the refugees. Their system couldn't even handle when they were all white, now that they have niggers, they're fucked.

>>34730917
https://youtu.be/4r9ukUFeIHQ

Looks like VICE did actually cover the election protests

>>34720013
how many dogs have you eaten?

>>34707786
>>34707891
t b h you probably have trees all around you too, how come you haven't figured out how to make toilet paper yet?

>>34732195
I was there not even a year ago and the people I talked to were pretty keen on their standard of living. Not sure what to tell you

>>34732465
>> They do not love it, and it is not a working system. They gained a lot of debt and had to give up on a lot of ideas and social programs. People didn't make shit and they knew it.
>I was there not even a year ago and the people I talked to were pretty keen on their standard of living.
Not that anon, but what you're saying is after they got rid of some social programs, were given more economic freedom, and lowered taxes marginally, they become happier?

>>34732381
Because we have a functioning system where goods and services are available with little trouble.

I also buy the nice 3 ply toilet paper in bulk just in case we go full venezuela.

Anyone have good quality webms of infighting?

>>34730881
lmao cry about it aids queer

>>34724576
RUGER IS MANUFACTURING WEAPONS OF WAR. RIOT

This could be a good moment as any to start collecting SHTF guides.

Any short PDF that could be opened in cases such as this and provide advice?

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>>34707559
The truth is even more pathetic: Those guys are posing for a photo-op because they stopped the illegal selling of basic toiletries on the black market.

They wanted to look like cops posing after breaking up a drug and gun smuggling ring. It's sad.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-40798128

Trump is getting pissed

>>34707881
>ust a several days ago an older coworker told me a story how they were sent to another city to make a deal to realize several railroad cars of herring with which the company was paid because the alternative would be to get the salary in cans of herring and their car overturned due to an inexperienced driver

What did he mean by this?

>>34720013
>i'm from verguenzuela
FTFY

>>34738812
you'd be pissed too if reality was pushing your shit in every hour of every day

>>34738812
That autist is always pissed.

>>34707553
Based Pandemic.

>>34707284
Let us take a moment to admire Venezuela's lasting contribution to civilization: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik

>>34739558
>Mercenaries 1 is becoming reality
>Mercenaries 2 is becoming reality

So that's why Pandemic was closed down, because they knew too much.

>>34707509
>francotiradores
francs-tireurs?

>>34707553
>>34739558
>>34739911
Too bad the gunplay, driving, physics, controls, and gameplay in general were complete garbage in those games.

The reason Pandemic isn't around anymore is because they managed to take really cool game concepts and turn them into absolute unoptimized garbage at full retail price. But at least they had huge advertising campaigns to move them off the shelf until the word got out about how shit they were.

>>34731790
Jesus WAS a Jew you dense motherfucker hahahahaha

Rofl, I remember the 2008 days when the left was shilling Chavez and Russia/Iran were hyping them up as some regional superpower

>>34731131
Communist Venezuela is the most anti-Israeli state in latin america. Venezuela broke relations with Israel in 2009 and aids Hezbollah.

>>34741582
fuckin' tight, go Maduro

>>34741582
wtf i love maduro now

>>34730812
like 2018 mong

>>34741582
Based Maduro.