Old thread hit bump limit. Let's keep it going.
>>34027682
>>34040089
You gun pussies should be teaching your children the importance of mastering the blade like me.
>>34040148
perfection
More Will /k/
>>34040621
ahhhh fantastic
The modern classic
>>34040669
>I cultivated inner strength
Turns out inner is a poor substitute for actual strength. Also there's no way this is real and somebody didn't just find a cringey picture and put that text on as a joke.
>>34040705
>Also there's no way this is real and somebody didn't just find a cringey picture and put that text on as a joke.
thread over. anon has cracked the code
>>34040148
Is that Bob Chipman?
>>34040148
Ya see, I ~did~ master the blade. Then I realized that swinging a katana around indoors did nothing but wreck my drywall so I switched to a gladius but then I realized that, as amazing as that sword is for conquering continents, it just doesn't have the range to keep me far enough away from any would be attacker indoors. That's when I decided to master the long bow. Shortly after becoming better than Robin Hood himself, I realized that even the mighty English long bow has limitations when used indoors so I switched to the crossbow. I was in the process of running clearing drills of my house but I noticed that the arms kept hitting door frames which slowed down my target acquisition. Plus the reload time for followup shots was a tiny bit slow what with having to crank the winch to draw the bowstring every time. With a heavy sigh, I reluctantly switched to a rifled musket. By the time I had mastered it to the point where I could fire four shots per minute, it occurred to me that the smoke from the black powder provided cover not only for me but for my attacker.
After watching Equilibrium seventeen times, I have now mastered the art of gun kata and can dual wield my Hi-Points with deadly effectiveness! Get on my level...if you can!
>>34040789
I'm fairly certain it's Jack Scalfani.
>>34040779
The thread is good while it lasted
Why not turn this into edits thread
>>34040872
We could totally make this an edits thread, though I'm sure there's rare weebs with katanas photos that are lying around, unposted.
>>34040669
>those forearms
I'm surprised he can even lift a sword
WEW LAD bump
>>34040174
-9001/10 bait kys
>>34041855
My arms are kind of like that and I have no trouble shooting old milsurp rifles for extended periods of time
>>34040814
*blocks your path*
>>34040814
If this isnt copypasta yet, it should be.
>>34041855
Or the +5 mana ring
>>34040669
thank mr skeltal
>>34045866
Agreed
>>34040148
>this faggot got laid and you haven't
>>34048848
I'm living that life fampai
I sold my friend with guns a kattana because he a melee weapon for home defense.
one of the smartest sales i have ever made.
>>34048941
From what country do you hail, friendo?
>>34049794
Gods country
>aka South Carolina, USA
He is just a autist. He has guns and shit staged in his house(which is fine). But his go to is a god damn sword.
and he doesnt understand having a dog for protection.
>>34040089
>Weebs With Katanas 2: Fedora Boogaloo
>OP pic features no katanas or fedoras
Good job
>>34043654
I don't care what anybody else says, I thought UHF was a damn funny movie.
>>34050249
UHF is fantastic
>SUPPLIES!!!!
>>34050242
were you so hypnotised by your actne-twink pinkhaired dreamboi that you failed to see the bright red nipshit hanging to his right?
>>34050259
Yes
>>34045866
Nope. OC I wrote for this thread. Feel free to screencap.
>>34040089
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>>34050381
goddammit
>>34050396
>>34050419
>>34043453
Lots of people have thin arms with decent muscle. They are pretty strong just not bulky.
>>34050428
>>34050419
Hamplanet wielding a wallhanger at an antique mall. Fugg, that's good memes.
>>34050381
Tbh this could work in a decent car.
>>34050435
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>>34050493
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>>34050537
>>34050381
>When you don't like the short throw and want to show off how much of a weeb you are
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>>34050825
So what exactly would be the dress code for a fedorkatana? There's definitely a specific look.
Maybe
>trillby/fedora (obviously)
>glasses
>shitty metal band tee/dress shirt
>trenchcoat
>camo shorts
>long socks
>tennis shoes
Am I missing anything?
>>34050836
>>34050792
His face looks similar to that guy on college kids react
You know the guy?
>>34050839
Crushing poverty
>>34050847
>>34050839
tripp pants
>>34050839
bad attempt at facial hair
Overweight or dachaumode
>>34050854
>>34050863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovRF-I3uaQo
>>34050839
50+ extra pounds of lard
>>34050863
I dig that style, sue me. Other than those faggy gloves.
>>34050872
>>34050854
>>34050863
I should add
>pants must be ill fitting
>braided belts
>>34050881
That's sad anon. Please don't dress like that in public.
>>34050883
>>34050881
it's not bad, but...
>running shoes
>concentration camp physique
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>>34040089
Mind if art thou inquire as to what those swards are those?
>>34050901
Kid on the left could easily get laid wearing that.
>>34050911
This one is the absolute best
>>34050922
>>34050929
>>34050487
>But, a gentleman also needs a trusty blade by HIS side at all times, in order to defend her adequately.
>Otherwise, he may as well be unarmed
>Otherwise, he may as well be unarmed
>may as well be unarmed
>may as well
>may
>as
>well
He is unarmed. If the "gentleman" of your stupid fantasy has no weapon, then he is unarmed. God fucking damn it. I know this is cringe thread nonsense, but this guy pisses me off.
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>>34050929
A weeb and a Russian nationalist/Russiaboo?
>>34050310
Good for you you're now a copypasta
>>34050971
Is that a sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
>>34050825
Dat Vom Tag stance. This man is a professional, let me tell ya. A most dangerous one at that.
>>34050839
A blind faith that their folded steel can cut through anything including tanks.
>>34050872
I love this video. The rattail reveal had me in stitches.
>>34050839
A subscription to the BudK catalog
>>34050922
You just know his mom is telling him how handsome he is while that photo's being snapped.
>>34051691
>All those cutouts
Break my weapon, senpai
I love you people and I love this thread.
Holy hell I haven't seen half of these before, thanks and saved.
>>34040669
What the hell is a blockchain
It's like they got their sense of fashion from a mix of video games and late 90s/early 2000s post-grunge music videos.
>>34050487
adeQUATley
these people are truly creepy
>>34053149
quats are the most important muscle group
>>34050419
>"be well dressed"
kek
>>34050345
bitch
>>34050839
>Soul patch
>Either spiked hair or a ponytail covering a bald spot, both extremely greasy
>Sandals worn with socks
>As far as guns go, usually the cheapest budget AR they can find
>>34050419
I have seen this girl at best buy.
She was havin a tantrum about a nintendo switch and how she couldn't get one because they were sold out.
>>34050508
That one physically hurt to read.
>>34050963
"Epic Beard"..
Hahahahah!
>>34053057
>Buy
"How much for the fattened hog behind you? We are in need of some bacon".
>>34050863
The really sad thing is that that coat looks to be fairly good, if he shaved the shit off his face, got rid of the hat and invested in some dark blue raw denim jeans a decent pair of boats and a decent sweater that would look okay for winter
>>34050943
>not social enough for magic cards.
>>34040148
kek I know he's on his knee but he looks like a little midget because of the shadows
>>34040669
inner strength is functional strength
>>34050381
>now your only friend who knows how to drive stick can't because he can't tell how the gears are played out.
pretty clever way to never have to let people borrow your car
>>34050478
No shit this looks like one of my friends from high school before he got /fit/
>>34050493
how could this thing possibly be used practically?
theres a camo katana on his back
>>34052617
That's definitely Woodstock Academy.
>>34058255
I've seen tyhis so many times and I never noticed.
This just reinforces my belief that this is all a joke.
>>34050894
if he were older he might be able to pull it off. Also if he didn't have camo pants.
>>34050963
>50 dollar watch
cringiest thing about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U
Have you ever felt secondhand embarrassment?
>>34059179
This thread needs more videos. All these captions don't feel real.
>>34059179
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/6070825-181/fifth-person-dies-in-clear
>>34060396
I don't want to laugh but I can't help it.
>>34060396
>Clear Lake’s death toll has risen to five in a year that already was considered the deadliest in recent memory.
>The girl told officers that Jacintho was swimming back toward the kayak, then yelled “no” before disappearing under the surface, Brooks said.
Uh...
>>34050943
He seems a little too far gone, but all it would take is:
>hide autism
>change haircut
>not even get /fit/, just start working out
>improve clothing style
For him to pull pussy and maintain a pretty normal social life. He looks a lot less fucked up then most of the other cringelords ITT.
Do you guys even think people can come back from this type of behavior?
>>34060915
Some of us just can't hide our true power level anon.
>>34050839
Hungry skeleton or obese
>>34050863
Holy shit my brother has that same fucking sword
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>>34061155
The stupid display hook or whatever broke off but it's the same dumb blunt sword.
>>34050428
I can't be the only one who think that room looks oddly comfy.
>>34050839
Pale complexion.
>>34053109
...because that's exactly what happened. Don't forget Nu-Metal, either. That certainly influenced the teenage cringelords of are 2002-2010.
>>34061155
>>34061298
It's a "replica" of one of El Cid's swords, Tizona. One of the most recognizable swords ever.
>>34059179
Holy shit. He seemed like a normal dude who just happened to be carrying a katana in the actual subway video but holy shit he's no different than any other of these losers.
>>34061640
DEUS VULT
>>34050357
i'll fold her a thousand times if ya know what i mean
>>34050863
With black leather shoes, a fake moustache, and without the gloves, he's fit in well at a costume party.
>>34050435
There's a lot going on in this picture
>>34050396
there is no way to find a better picture than this.
Thank you.
>>34040089
guns are surely for sissy pussy.
And among blades, Katana is true symbol of masculineness.
>>34054354
An ar? Nyet more likely a marlin 60 or 10/22(from Walmart) as they more than likely could not pony up/save up enough for an ar
>>34050363
So judging by the outfit it there at least a small chance this guy actually studies kendo and isn't a Bleach cosplayer
>>34050911
Motherfucker i have one of those,
my mom got it for me as a gift, they're letter openers not even flea market knives
>>34061151
/underrated
>>34050493
What the hell are those arm things even called? How are there so many of them?
>>34050396
>While you were at the barbers, I was mastering the STEPLADDER
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>>34053057
I feel like the thing behind him only speaks in rhyme and giggles maniacally.
>>34050929
Remember the bacon...
What kind of areas do these people come from?
>>34062225
The word you're looking for is "Masculinity".
The blade you're looking for is the sharpest razor blade you own, to be swiftly applied to your wrists.
>>34050872
>one evening you're walking home from work
>you cross by the shady part of town
>everything is usual. But there is a somber tone in the air
>"yo anon. Dafuq u dune travlin our lands n shiet"
>right before your eyes a clan of afro American ninjas manifest from the shadows
>"so u theenk u can traverse our lands without paying of homage. Nigga you on sum dum shiet"
>you begin shaking in fear as the begin pulling out hi points and a plethora of sharp objects
>as they approach a voice shouts
>"leave the muh-lady be"
>waddling from behind you comes a cloaked figure
>is it really him?
>it is
>the fabled tendie avengie
>"you leave this poor soul alone. Or else."
>the clan of shadow warriors are visibly scared. But the leader tries to feign bravery
>"nigga, you better move yo fat ass 'fo I unleash my powa on u"
>"looks like it's the hard way then" the avengie says unsheathing his katanas
>"glahck foty problem solver no jutsu"
>his hi point jams as he pulls the trigger
>"hehe. Time go all out"
>the tendie avengie begins to wind up
>you begin to sweat as no mortal has ever seen his fabled super move and live to tell the tale.
>with the force of every fallen samurai he yells
>DRAGON TWISTER
>in a flash the shadow clan is massacred
>every panty in a 50 mile radius is now soaked
>you've gone completely blind due the pure power of this attack
>as he slows down he cackles
>"not bad. You made me use 10% of my power"
He turns to you as you fall to your knees
>th-thank you
>"nothing personal kid"
>he waddles into the sunset
Praise the tendie avengie. Protector of our people.
>>34050963
Costco pays pretty well desu
>>34064070
>Praise the tendie avengie. Protector of our people.
Kek
>>34058129
are you retarded?
>>34063024
my thoughts too.
>>34050455
that would work in my car, with how much it shakes, girl would love it.
>>34050883
that an awesome coat, but fuck with how he is wearing it, it makes me sad.
>>34051682
this so much
>>34060676
im not too far from there, maybe its time for an expedition.
>>34050943
>mfw when I have a gunto, a map of the shivering isles on my wall and strike witches figures on my shelf
I'm like this man, just richer....h-help me
>>34062119
Fat and visibly greasy is your type?
>>34050381
>try to change the radio station
>blow up your car because you hit the stick and set it to reverse at 100mph
So am I just as autistic as those guys for playing airsoft?
I live in Germany so the only other toys I can have fun with are some 4,5mms, kek.
>>34065981
>strike witches
>no konosuba
Trash.
>>34040089
i found this in /pol
>>34061151
Live. Slav. Repeat.
>>34050428
>rancid, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Hardy Boyz and other WWF posters
Fuck it's like a 2002 Goth kid's wet dream in there
>>34063465
Kek, he's the only one not in on the joke. Well he is the joke.
>>34067181
Don't play airsoft. Even if you live in Germany. The airsoft community is full of cringey dickhead wannabe operators.
Save up, join a local shooting club and get the real thing. Trust me it's worth it.
>>34050435
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>>34059197
Welcome to weaponized cringe, feat Autismo Ocelot
https://youtu.be/YB58rq6viJI
https://youtu.be/8b38gmppksk
>>34071060
>>34063465
>when even the porky chicks can shit on you
>>34050508
Fuck.
I have no words.
>>34058255
howthenationalguardbreachesandclears.webm
>>34068997
as a 2000's goth kid, I detest this. Rancid's the only decent band among those.
>>34071060
The autism. It hurts.
>>34052336
If he means Bitcoin, etc, the new currency of the Sophisticated male, then if you don't understand now, you never will...
>>34056766
That's... A girl?
>>34065140
Truth, i know this is pretty much admitting my own autism but i have a trenchcoat sort of similar, got a great price on it because the inside of one pocket was ripped so it was on clearance, it's warm, dry, and comfie as hell, button it up and put hands in the pockets and i have a little fortress of snug that keeps out all but the worst weather but i hesitate to wear it because what was once a stylish men's coat is now the international symbol for edgelord autists, same for any hat that isn't a ballcap
>>34052336
Fighting game speak, more commonly called block string.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovRF-I3uaQo
>>34050435
His outfit is actually awesome
>>34056766
They still have best buy's?
>>34072462
>outfit is awesome
>is wearing camo pants
>>34072420
The man the myth the legend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkCLpMtjlM
>>34072462
>t.autist
>>34050938
I love how instead of a Gi he's wearing a fucking bathrobe.
>>34068823
Yeah but these guys are clearly doing some sort of historical shit. They're still pretty cringeworthy, being skinny AF, but they're probably just historical enthusiasts- which, if you ask me, is a lot better than guys walking around suburbia in with pot-metal katanas pretending they're Samurai Jack.
>>34072071
No Joke, back in jr High, and HS I knew like 4 guys that had their room look just like this.
>only thing to complete the look would be possibly rob / white zombie, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, deftones, ICP, and offspring shit to clutter the walls
>>34040089
a few more gems
>>34040089
file name :)
>>34050363
>long hair
WHY DO BETA MALES ALWAYS HAVE LONG HAIR.
>>34050508
Those look like actual sabers.
>>34062225
>posts yukio mishima as an example of masculinity with a katana
>not mentioning the fact that when Mishima tried to rally the JSDF to help him start a coup, the soldiers listening to him laughed at him
>...laughed at him so fucking hard that he committed Sudoku.
the katana -- weapon of the utmost of laughing stocks.
>>34067921
There aren't that many Konosuba figures to get here, but I fell for the megumeme and thought about ordering one.
>>34072486
Nothing wrong with camo pants if they're authentic milsurp and worn with a metal tshirt of a good band or while hiking. The problem in the picture is it's a cheap walmart knockoff being worn with formal clothes.
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>>34061585
While obviously not for these poor specimens ITT, it's hard to believe that some elements of this fashion were very in and cool not even twenty years ago.
No blade but it fits here
>>34075197
Armed Forces of The Derp Reich
>>34073921
>cats on leashes
Oh my god.
>>34050396
Highlander Sword
Lol
>>34050525
>and I
AAAAAGHHHHHH
>>34064070
>nothing personal kid
>not personnel
one job