>he carries a knife

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>>28942162
>b-but i n-need it for le c-cutty s-sliceys

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>>28942173
>y-you might n-not need it b-but i have a r-real m-mans j-job

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>>28942183
>heh h-heh you b-betas i may m-make $8.50/hr b-but a-at least im n-not a p-pussy

>>28942162
Everyone around him in security carries MP5-SDs

>>28942173
>>28942183
Are you so fucking anemic and weak that carrying a 3 ounce knife in your pocket is going to be so detrimental to your own everyday life that you want to bash people online for doing it? This is like saying "hurr he carries more than 4 keys on his key ring" like seriously it's so fucking small and out of the way, who gives a shit? You're one of those fags that won't carry a spare mag because "hurr I brought the wrong gun if I need a spare mag".

>>28942162

>Our personal protection is ultimately up to us. That’s why I’m a gun owner, that’s why I have a concealed carry permit, and that’s why tens of millions of Americans have concealed carry permits as well. It’s just common sense. To make America great again, we’re going to go after criminals and put the law back on the side of the law-abiding.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/positions/second-amendment-rights

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>>28942162
>>28942173
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>>28942203
sir. sir.

sir.

sir, I'm talking to you sir.

I.
Make 8.75/hour.

sir.

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>>28942219
>donald trump carries a firearm
>this makes your argument about knives invalid

>>28942220
That gif makes me extremely uncomfortable.

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>>28942215
>actually this upset about a knife shitposting thread

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>>28942256
ITZ CUS U IZ A RAYCIS

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>>28942215
>this fucking post
holy KEK
thanks for the new copypasta you le knife wielding faggot

>>28942228
at least you get to use a knife tho?

>>28942162
I know this is a knife shit posting thread, but wasn't sure where else to post this. My girlfriend was watching some youtuber and I heard the youtuber tell how all her guy friends carry flashlights for self defense. Because you can shine them in a muggers eyes and run away because you'll have a head start on them. She was talking like it was such a genius idea. Of course they are from California. Stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard.

>>28942375
I misread flashlights as fleshlights and it would probably be more effective that way.

I'm voting for Trump and if you're not a fool, you will too.

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>>28942444
TRIPS
OF
TRUTH

Business owner here. I carry a knife.

>>28942469
Do you own a knife store?

>>28942265
>>28942292
>I'm just pretending to be retarded to troll you! Ha!

>>28942429
I think anything would be better than shining a little light in someone's face.

No one in this shit posting, that has been stabbed or grew up in a non gated commnity

>>28942469
You ought to carry a firearm, Mr. Business owner.

>>28942487
that doesnt even apply or make sense
at least put some effort into your buttfrustration my man, this is truly embarrassing

>>28942469
Unless you own a box opening store you best replace that little snippy slicey with an actual weapon faggot.

>>28942162
This is a stale plate of pasta. Knives have a purpose, just like any other tool. Denying that only confirms that you're a complete fucking moron.

>>28942448
I dunno. For me it's a tossup between Sanders and a write-in (like Paul, or an Undertale character, since they have even odds of winning).

>>28942501
I do that as well.

>>28942533
>not shooting your boxes open with 20 mike mike
are you even trying?

>>28942517
>:^) Gotcha again! Le trolled hardcore cruster!

>>28942613
>voting for sanders the anti-gun kike

>>28942679
>voting should be about only 1 topic only

>>28942679
regardless of what he's saying to get elected, he has a better history with guns than trump does.

>>28942774
Not to mention Trump would plunge the economy into the toilet by stealing everything for his own gain.
He is a greedy big business asshole with no interest in what the little man needs.
He is just really good at baiting retards with MUH MEXICANS, the irony being that his own companies outsourced American jobs to third world countries ages ago.

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>>28942613
>>28942756

>lol dude gotta turn in my AK man haha
>lol atleast the minimum wage is 50 bucks an hour
>gotta go to the store and buy a some milk for 39.99
>we sure showed it to them Russians when President Sanders gave them Alaska and the PNW

>>28942162
>He doesn't work for a living

You don't need a knife just for self defence anon.

>>28942897
It is OK, you have the right to be a scared retard who buys into any fearmongering he comes across.

>>28942897
>presidents have direct control over law making
Are you retarded?

>>28942920
They sign off on laws. Why would you want someone like that to have any participation in any lawmaking process

>>28942909
This.

>>28942909
Ummm why would I want to work and be a wage slave? Typical thinking from people like you.

When Bernie wins and your dickhead Trump loses, we'll get everything for free anyway. That actually means nobody will ever have to work again (if they choose not to). So shut the fuck up, and respect others' life choices.

I carry a multitool, a Leatherman wave. I don't even use it every day, but it's good to have around. I probably use the crappy little screwdrivers more than anything. The knives are handy though.

>>28942936
i hope this is bait, but i fear there are people who actually believe this.

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>>28942936
I hope you die screaming in agony.

>>28943035
>took obvious strawman seriously
You wat M8?

>>28942954
>>28943035
>>28943065
You know what? We could probably go 10 rounds with me explaining Bernie's economic policy and you yelling back slurs at me, but how about this: maybe, you vote for Bernie in the meantime and we just see what happens?

If things work out, then:
1. No more having to work and the 1% can go to hell.
2. Everyone can carry any kind of knife or handgun they want, but we finally outlaw machine guns and the gun show loophole. Crime goes down 500%.
3. We end the war on drugs and the middle class. False incarceration is eliminated and we secure a place for our children.

Worst case scenario? None of this happens, and we still have a great president. So seriously, stop fucking around with our country's future. Europe and the rest of the world already know what we should have learned 50 years ago.

>>28943204
I think the worst part is that I can't be completely sure that I'm not being b8ed.

>>28943204
I am all for the Bern, you still somehow managed to make him sound shit.
Good job.

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>>28943204
>Actually believing campaign promises
anon pls

>>28942162
I can't cut things with a gun.

>>28943204
>1. No more having to work and the 1% can go to hell.

are you high

RIGHT NOW?

>>28942162
Maybe he's underaged.

Every good American boy carries a knife, shit-dick.

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>>28943204
>mfw liberal kikes probably legitimately believe this shit

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>>28943204
>outlaw machine guns and the gun show loophole
>crime goes down 500%

>>28943253
Yeah, you're right. I tried being reasonable but you're just too fucking close-minded. Whatever asshole. Go dig your grave even though it's everyone's future on the line too. Thanks for wasting my time, but I'm done trying. Goodnight.

>>28942501
Do you think knives are for defense? They're utility tools.

>people falling for some pretty fucking blatant bait
Every single goddamned time.
/k/, unfuck your shit

>>28943336
Hey now, I like my shit the way it is.

>>28942162
>>28942501
>he thinks people carry knives as weapons
>he doesn't understand that people carry knives because they're really useful tools