>>28931474 These are all silly because there is no tummy armor, the number one place cats slice eachother.
I've actually had a few idle thoughts for "outdoor armor" for my cat(s). The idea would be more like the foam helmets retards wear than combat armor. To reiterate, I mean it'd be to generally protect the cat from likely threats outside, not get him suited for waaar.
Proper Cat Armor: >tummy armor for those soft bellies >nape, throat and booty protection from (other cat) bites >must not be catching, can't have kitkats hanging from trees stuck by the armor >must not be encumbering to normal movement after the cat becomes comfortable wearing it A cat's number one defense is getting away, so I don't want to prevent that.
Still working on a way to make the kitty booboos more resiliant to hard falls and possibly glancing strikes from cars (I know of a cat glancingly hit by cars several times, died only the 10th time). Armor could maybe do with dope reflectors for cars, and make a high-frequency noise emitter that only activates under compression of the armor similar to a large dog biting (to scare the dog the fuck off).
>>28931721 Cats literally disembowel eachother, haven't you ever watched them fight? That rabbit kicking to the tummy is why some cat have the "primordial pouch." It's the fat hang down belly some cats have even when they are otherwise skinny and a good weight (other things cans artificially cause it to be bigger too).
>>28931971 >tight harness with strategically placed plates Not sure about plates, senpai. We're just talking about cat fights and the off chance a dog (or even large predatory bird) catches your cat. Not sure we need to go to plates for this.
That being said though >plates may be over all lighter >plates would stop the above problems >and add more protection from falls and cars
If the plates were designed with stopping blunt force, retaining maneuverability and light weight; they could be superior to the soft armor scheme I was thinking of.
What about tiny "plates" of the hard but super light foam?
A bullet proof tiger is possible RIGHT NOW. I'm thinking a similar style as horse armor, obviously full though and flexible. Possibly a separate section going from the neck to their junk, to protect the fluffy underbellies. Even got a method for plates and flexibility.
>>28933840 Nothing edge about removing pests, keep your shitty pet either indoors or somewhere it isn't killing everything in sight, ripping up my trash and fucking up the finish on my truck. I will shoot it with my grandfather's Mauser, it will explode and you'll never know because you can't be bothered to take an once of responsibility over a creature you own.
>>28933819 Not Catbro. But I would knock the Shit out of you if I ever saw you, I hate those porch monkeys who scream "mug prawpurty" as an excuse to shoot something. You're the scourge of gun ownership everywhere.
>>28934286 People who hurt animals for no good reason are usually just as caustic to human beings (especially if given an advantage over a person, not unlike the inherent advantages humans have over animals).
Kittyboos are the canary in the psychopath coal mine, they die so we may know who is fucking worthless to the world before they can kill a person.
>>28933920 >being this guy You faggots are my least favorite part about /k/. Always have been. Nobody gives a shit how proud you are for shooting the most pampered animals on earth because they dared to exist in your general vicinity. You people are the mall cops of land owners.
>>28935316 >>28935330 I don't see why a little Kevlar couldn't work. I'm not very familiar with how knife armor works compared to bulletproof armor, but something to deal with claws and teeth would make more sense for animal armor.
A lot of the damage cats sustain is crushing damage. If you could give them a solid set of rings around their torsos and head they would be quite protected.
Cats are quite lightweight creatures and their bones are not really hardy, making them more solid without ruining their landing characteristics would be a huge increment in the cat's tactical capabilities.
Can't tell you how many times I've had to chase cats off for digging up an shitting in my fucking garden. Not to mention cats are a fucking menace, and they're causing the depopulation of birds. I like to keep bird feeders and baths around for birds and the faggot cats come and murder everything.
It's not the cats fault, they're doing what they naturally want to do. It's the owners fault. Unfortunately, the cats still get 360 noscoped with .22lr every time they fuck with the birds.
Don't want your cat to get sniped, keep tabs on it, faggot, fucking cat owners think they own fucking everything and that they're entitled to let their cats roam all over the place shitting on peoples yards and harassing their pets etc.
>>28936355 This guy's a cunt faggot but at the same time if you own a pet you should keep it indoors. There's no such thing as an "outdoor cat" there's just "feral strays I sometimes feed and pet."
My cat has never been outside without a leash (yes, I've fagwalked this little fucker to the park and back) and he never will. If you can't take the responsibility for keeping your pet from fucking other people's shit up then you deserve everything you get.
By that same token though if you're so threatened by a CAT of all things, a creature that LITERALLY CANNOT POSE A THREAT TO A HUMAN, that you gotta shoot it? Well, you're nothing more than an edgy little wannabe psychopath.
Remember kids, just because someone else is a little bitch it doesn't mean you aren't ALSO a little fucking bitch.
*And for the record, domesticated cats don't meaningfully contribute to bird depopulation because they suck at hunting. The main issue is feral cats.
>had feeder just off porch >birds of all colors and sizes would flock around it >chirp chrip >very meditative >start finding wounded and dead birds/bats all over property >recon the yard at different hours >few strays here and there but keep their distance when I'm around >trash bags start getting ripped into >not the work of coons, cans are still upright >deer cam that shit >HORDE of fucking cats at night >whatever, secure lids fence, in bird feeder >problem gets worse >leave for work >cat on the hood of the car >fuck off cat >HISSSSS >hose >FWARGLWGLWGLLGLL >star car >two or three more dart from underneath it >have to pull out at snail's pace to make sure I don't crush the little shits >have to swerve down the road like a drunk indian to avoid the fucking things >narrow problem down to neighbor a few houses down >white trash family with 30 cats and twice as many kids >tell them about the problem >WE CAEN JUS KEEP EM ERNSIDE DUMMY >Warn I'm going to start removing the things one way or another >YOU FUGGIN SICK SUM BITCH MY DARTERS AND WHYS LUB EM >can't successfully trap the shits >Didn't want to do this but fuck it >only have 1911 >not that good of a shot (cats get jittery near hose/pressure washer distance) >remember ol Mauser grandpa left me with his house >Zeit katzen problem etrefernan
I actually love animals, hell I've had a few pet cats (one I found half run over in the road as a kid, she had seizures and a limp but lived a few years) but these things are feral and a problem.
>>28938332 I love animals, too. What I don't love is people who cannot responsibly manage their animals and then they end up causing disruption on other people's property and among other animals. Cats digging and shitting in my plants is not okay. Cats climbing on my property and killing birds is not okay. Sorry, but if someone can't manage their pet, it gets removed like kebab. I'll take nonlethal routes, first, like calling animal control or paintballs, hose, slingshot... If it comes back it's toast.
The only "feral" cat that I've ever seen around here was essentially adopted as the suburb cat by the shops around here. The butcher would feed it and the grocers would leave it some water. It even got a little memorial plaque when it died :3
>Uncle had Cessnas of weapons of coke >Apply for U.S. Marshals >Will you snitch on your family? >I-i don't know them that we- >GIT OUT >uncle approaches me >you ever need anything, ANYTHING, let me know >I'd like to be a door kicker honestly >raucous laugher >well anon, let me know if you know if you ever need anything useful >concern and resignation in state police and alcoholism intensifies
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