Moved into an old house on the UK (renting) and found this under the bed. Looks like some kind of self-defense weapon?
Looks like it had a longer leather strap attached. This type of weapon would be illegal in the UK.
This is an antique Dragon dildo.
But now seriously
This is a dangerous weapon, as a law abiding citizen, you are obliged to inform Police about your find. Attention ! in no case do not attempt to take this thing to the police, just call them and let them come and ensure it. Otherwise you will be punished for illegal possession of arms in Sharia zone.
Don't worry Ol' chap, it'll all be over soon. Now give us that deadly weapon before the evil that which possesses it can't cause emotional harm to any who may see it, good man. You're under arrest for possessing a highly dangerous polished butt stick.
real talk now senpai. it is legal to own but not to carry about in public
if you get rid of it you on the same cuckoldry level as that middle class couple who called the police and didn't feel safe in their own house because they found some old .22 and 12 gauge rounds in their pond
don't be a twat ditch that bat
Its actually an English toothpick, thats why their teeth look so nice.
Police Truncheon - especially if you measure it and its 11 inches (27.5cm), then its a typical standard issue - Date could be probably somewhere between the 1920's and 1960's, but potentially could be any date between the 1880's to 1990 or so. (though its unlikely that old, or that new.)
> This type of weapon would be illegal in the UK.
Entirely legal to own. As with most weapons, its only illegal if you're carrying it around in public. I have one sitting upstairs along with a load of WW1 era knives, in a little box.
> it has the letter M and P and a small crown in the middle.
Metropolitan Police (London) most likely.
is spot on. It is entirely legal. If you listen to the shit spouted in /k/ about everything being banned here, you're a mongoloid cockwomble. Dont carry it around, leave it on the mantelpiece. If some drugged up junkie breaks in, you may apply 11 inches of the law to his skull to your heart's content.
>thumbnail looked like a dildo
>says he found it under a bed
looks like Irish pride you cuckold english nigger loving faggot
Hey OP considering that it is a real police truncheon of old design it might be worth a little money. You should sell that to the United States through armslist or gunbroker, take pictures of any machined markings especially dates so that it can be appraised, do not ruin the wood finish and treat it well. This is a piece of history that a collector would be happy to own and happier to pay for.
In free countries we don't have to hit home invaders with sticks... we get to shoot them, how does that make you feel?