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Moved into an old house on the UK (renting) and found this under the bed. Looks like some kind of self-defense weapon?

Any ideas?
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>>28920736
Looks like an antique dildo m80
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>>28920736
Looks like a billy club.
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Looks like it had a longer leather strap attached. This type of weapon would be illegal in the UK.
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I'll get a hold of the police for you to take that dangerous weapon off your hands.
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>>28920736
19th century police truncheon
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>>28920736
Prostate massager. The strap attachment is so you don't lose it up there.
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>>28920736
Turn it in to the police before it kills someone
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just an old wooden baton. you can still buy them painted black in germany
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>>28920736
lol thats a tire thumper
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Get a life, bin that dildo.
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>>28920781

this OP

POST IT UP YOUR BUTT
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OP here, should I keep it or get rid of it?
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>>28920851

put it up your butt and post an image
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looks like an old irish bollywog whacker
don't let anyone catch you with that assault weapon OP
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>>28920736

>>28920840 <--------agree

Prior home owner was a truck driver. You should probably "bin it" , "mate".
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Just noticed some small marking, it has the letter M and P and a small crown in the middle.

Any ideas what that might mean?
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>>28920956
man prostate
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>>28920988
>>28920861
>>28920850
>>28920781
>>28920751

Same joke is same
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>>28920759
Everything is illegal in the UK
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>>28920956
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tire+thumper
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>>28920956

Metropolitan Police?
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>>28920736
This is an antique Dragon dildo.

But now seriously
This is a dangerous weapon, as a law abiding citizen, you are obliged to inform Police about your find. Attention ! in no case do not attempt to take this thing to the police, just call them and let them come and ensure it. Otherwise you will be punished for illegal possession of arms in Sharia zone.
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>Google tire thumper
>Holy shit, it's exactly what it says on the tin
>"A tire thumper looks something like a sawed-off baseball bat."
Goddamnit, UK
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>>28921133
Sharia zone being the UK? Maybe I should take it to my community leader in the Mosque? I think they have bomb making sessions every other Thursday, I could pop in, perhaps?
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>>28920736
tactical dildo
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>>28920851
Don't be a dick bin that stick
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Looks like the batons Italian Blackshirts used to beat the living shit out of gommies
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>>28920736
Don't worry Ol' chap, it'll all be over soon. Now give us that deadly weapon before the evil that which possesses it can't cause emotional harm to any who may see it, good man. You're under arrest for possessing a highly dangerous polished butt stick.
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>>28920759
So the leg of a fucking chair would be illegal too?
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real talk now senpai. it is legal to own but not to carry about in public

if you get rid of it you on the same cuckoldry level as that middle class couple who called the police and didn't feel safe in their own house because they found some old .22 and 12 gauge rounds in their pond

>>28921488

don't be a twat ditch that bat
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>>28921010
A bicycle wheel killed me mum.
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>>28920736
It's a truncheon. Police carried them up until the 90s.
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>>28920759
Funny enough, that "weapon" is illegal here in Nevada too.
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>>28920736
It's for beating criminal scum into submission.
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>>28920736
Sneak it into the nearest knife bin or the police is gonna angrily stare at you while waiting for armed reinforcements.
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Looks like one of those fish bonkers m8
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>>28922456
What's a knife bin?
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>>28920736
looks like a but plug to me.
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ribed side goes in butthole, smooth side goes in vagg or stretch into peehole if a man
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>>28922071
Someone got shot for carrying one, so yes.
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>>28920736
Its actually an English toothpick, thats why their teeth look so nice.
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>>28922289
they sell it at truck stops in nevada so i'm thinking you're a liar
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>>28920736
Police Truncheon - especially if you measure it and its 11 inches (27.5cm), then its a typical standard issue - Date could be probably somewhere between the 1920's and 1960's, but potentially could be any date between the 1880's to 1990 or so. (though its unlikely that old, or that new.)

>>28920759
> This type of weapon would be illegal in the UK.

Entirely legal to own. As with most weapons, its only illegal if you're carrying it around in public. I have one sitting upstairs along with a load of WW1 era knives, in a little box.


>>28920956
> it has the letter M and P and a small crown in the middle.

Metropolitan Police (London) most likely.

>>28922165
is spot on. It is entirely legal. If you listen to the shit spouted in /k/ about everything being banned here, you're a mongoloid cockwomble. Dont carry it around, leave it on the mantelpiece. If some drugged up junkie breaks in, you may apply 11 inches of the law to his skull to your heart's content.
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>>28924455
>banned for carry in public
>banned
checkmate you stupid fucking piece of shit eurocuck
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>>28920736
Old police baton

I acquired one of those looking through my dad's junk in the storeroom
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>>28920736
>thumbnail looked like a dildo
>says he found it under a bed
>MFW
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>>28925385
That's actually a pretty nice deal, dildo and a home defence weapon at the same time.
Maybe I'll look into those truncheons.
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looks like Irish pride you cuckold english nigger loving faggot
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>>28920736
Hey OP considering that it is a real police truncheon of old design it might be worth a little money. You should sell that to the United States through armslist or gunbroker, take pictures of any machined markings especially dates so that it can be appraised, do not ruin the wood finish and treat it well. This is a piece of history that a collector would be happy to own and happier to pay for.
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>>28922289
Wrong.

It's just considered a deadly weapon here in nevada, and needs a ccw to carry concealed.

>>28924279
this
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>>28920849

I smirked anon.
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>>28920736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET4hkIlRjXw
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>>28922168
wheels are pretty fucking hardcore
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>>28920736
Long Jewish dagger. Know its not a dagger but its named dagger.
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>>28924455
In free countries we don't have to hit home invaders with sticks... we get to shoot them, how does that make you feel?
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>>28925448
You know what they say. Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
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