Stolen Valor

>this thread again

POGs are the ones always most concerned about this

Maybe if you curbed the automatic "muh hero" worship for every man and woman who's ever served regardless of actual achievement, you wouldn't get so many stolen valor fags.

>>28913913
Why do u care dude?

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Stolen Valor is fucking hilarious

>>28913913
>how do we solve the issue of stolen valor once and for all

grow up

>>28913969
I think we should probably include earned medals and citations on some kind of issued ID card upon discharge, for use any time someone presents themselves as a veteran

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>>28913913
Who cares, if you see an asshole you put him in his place, I honestly can't be bothered by stolen valor faggots, most civilians don't really care when they tell you "thank you for your service"

>>28913981
>>28913992
for about 60% of veterans, the few short years they spent doing absolutely nothing in the military were when they peaked, and they let it define their entire identity.

>>28913913

When people start riding John Kerry's ass again for the stolen Purple Hearts.

The only thing funnier would be if Rachel Maddow ended up being hetero after playing dyke for this long.

>>28914038
> things civilians and POGs believe

Is it stolen valor that I dressed up as John J Pershing for a 4th grade school project 10 years ago

>>28914159
did you go anywhere after school and represent yourself as a veteran of the spanish american war or ww1? if so, yes fuck you

>>28914185
We were supposed to be like a "wax museum", and other kids would come to the gymnasium where we were and we'd have to talk about what our person did as if we were them. So yeah I did.

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>>28913988
agreed

>>28914286
Shit, I did that too, except it was presidents and First Ladies.

I was fucking Benjamin "literally who?" Harrison

>>28914337
Me too, for Texas History. I was William Travis.

>>28913913
Make a rule that says you dont wear uniform out side unless you habe to for some reason hence no one wears it for attention and any one caught with a uniform on gets sent to jail hence no one waears the uniform

>>28913913
Carry a copy of your dd214 on your phone?

>>28914387
>for some reason
Weak.

I also hope you aren't insinuating that civvies should be made to stop wearing milsurp.

>>28914286
I was Theodore Roosevelt, bitches. Had myself a Rough Riders uniform and pince nez. I was the coolest 10 year old ever, obviously.

>>28914437
yes, I think it should be treated just like when civilians try and wear a police uniform. enough is enough already.

>>28913913
I don't care about a faggot impersonating other faggots

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>>28914546
shit like this makes me laugh. if i saw u in person, you would be a cowering little bitch

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bi-monthly reminder

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>>28914034
Man, that book was fucking heavy. Was not expecting that shit.

Is The White Donkey on the /k/ reading list now?

>>28914732
shut the fuck up welfare queen

there's nothing special about dying for israel

>>28914732

spartans also had anger issues?

https://youtu.be/Rym5unx0ZCo

>>28914732
Having fun in ROTC?

>>28914732
this screams professionalism. not unstable at all

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>>28913913
>stolen valor

Remind me how this is weapons related?

>>28914783
saw this make the rounds on letherneck.com. this vid shows only one side of the incident and was posted by a chick that was getting chaptered out. but go ahead and be a sjw and tell me how it wasn't her or that twig in the drivers seats fault

>>28914844

It's not her fault.

>>28914783
> CUNT YOU FUCKING WHORE BITCH CUNT!

That jarhead is a poet

I have a relative in USMC 2/5. Gifted me a T-shirt with their crest on it. I don't want to wear it for fear of it being seen as disrespectful/stolen valor, however he wants me to wear it.

What do /k/?

>>28914879
Wear it.

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>>28913913
>stolen valor
>inserting sentimental feelings into an article of clothing
>literally nobody cares
>OP butthurt over menial problem

>>28914844
i see this less as anger issues and more as emotional faggot. just waiting for him to start crying, it was bound to happen if it went on another few minutes

>>28914879
wear it around, and try to get some discounts at wendys. if anyone tries to spot check you, ask them if you're being detained.

>>28914775
>dying
git gud scrub

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Stolen valor wouldn't be an issue if dipsit "service" men would stop selling off their shitty bellhop costumes to the local pawn shop

>Stolen Valor Threads or: How Man Children Worry About Making Autistics Upset.

I don't know whats worse, manchildren who won't stop talking about gamergate, or fuds who won't shut up about stolen valor

Who fucking cares jesus christ

Holy shit. Currently a year out from my enlistment being over in the U.S Army and the stolen valor I've seen is hilarious. You have to be the most cringe worthy person to give a fuck what someone wears. Sadly, I work with guys who care about that and show each other "le epix army maymays xD" on Facebook.

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honestly, his stuff looks pretty legit to me. how do they know its stolen valor?

>>28915134

That's Skeletron, the 40 year Gunny.

>>28915134
Don't the service tabs on his sleeves mean he would have something like 80 years in the Marines?

How the fuck does a pussy airman beat up a marine over stolen valor?

http://usmclife.com/2015/10/fallujah-marine-veteran-beaten-over-mistaken-case-of-stolen-valor/

>>28914732
Spartans kept small boys with them that they regularly assfucked. Spartans were beyond gay

>>28914732

Spartans had sex with young boys

>>28915210

>jumped by airmen and his friend

2 on 1, surprise attack. Next time read what you link.

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>>28915221

maybe the US military really are the modern day spartans

>>28915261
The US Marines for sure

i lmao every time

didn't know i was this unsafe with how whiny and girly soldiers must be to care about this

>>28915221
so this is true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LksYTLJpVE

>>28915172
>>28915163
I know a weekend warrior that's spent 25 years as a private.

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>>28915221
yeah, we call them sailors

>>28915282
No you didnt

>>28914306
I simply will not believe that this was meant to be taken seriously.

>>28915282

Umm. Nope.

>>28914844
there's no possible other side that could excuse him acting like such a little bitch lol.. baby needs his diaper changed

>how do we solve the issue of stolen valor once and for all?
Stop glorifying the military. Solved.

>>28915238
No that was the Athenians and some Romans.

>>28915321
He probably saw some serious shit downrange. You should probably try and show a little bit of respect, kid.

Unless I join the military and memorize the outfit and badges of each unit then I honestly don't know how I would be able to tell the difference between a real or fake military dude, so just from this I can conclude 99% of the people don't give a fuck.

>>28915348
shit..sorry

>>28915341
You're right, Spartans just fucked each other.
>new wives had to shave their heads because their husbands were too used to fucking other men to be attracted to women

>>28914879
Wear it? Who fucking cares? If anyone gets autistic about it call them a faggot and walk away.

>>28915348
>respecting a man-babby

don't think so brah

how do i get into the business of stealing valor? sounds cool

>>28915352
It's all in how you carry yourself. actual servicemen carry themselves with pride and confidence. civilians and other pogs sulk around like walking tombstones

>>28915384
get some old cammies and go to restaurants on vets/memorial day for free food
super easy to do.

>>28915384

It truly is the best IRL trolling you can do in this country.

>>28915352
It's actually very easy: Stolen Valor faggots load themselves up with shit they had no way of earning to try and make themselves look more important. If you see a spheroid wearing ACUs while claiming he won two Medals of Honor in the Navy SEALS, it's a safe bet he's a lying cunt.

>>28915348
no, fuck that mongoloid. hajjis shouldn't have fucking missed

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>>28915399

Sure you have Billy.

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>>28915377
I once called the cops on a homeless guy across the street from my apt who was pretending to be vet. i told them he was pretending to be an officer and they took him away

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>>28915348
>kid

>>28915399
fuck you. men died for those uniforms. and you just want a cheap meal at the golden corral

>>28915459

Fuck you, I paid for those uniforms.

>>28915446
>homeless
He probably was a vet.

>>28915472
I bought them fair and square at a thrift shop.

>>28913913

No one gives a fuck about your valor. You're as faggoty as the nobodies who think they can pull something by shadowing you.

>>28915459

It's just a twerp trolling.

It'd be the one place they'd get called out because there's be tons of other vets there.

Plus no vet wears their god damn uniform. You show your old mil ID or VA card.

>>28915277
>so this is true?
This is true.

>>28915472
>Fuck you, I paid for those uniforms.
This.

>>28914732
Prove to me that dude's a marine.

>>28915556
He's emotionally unstable, insecure and gives off latent homosexual vibes: pretty much confirms it.

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>>28915572

OMG HAHA YOU SO FUNNY!!

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>>28913913
>how do we solve the issue of stolen valor once and for all

Stop giving a fuck what other people are doing with their lives, you nosey turd

>>28914732
Completely untrue, Spartans were educated, not to mention very open about their homosexual pederasty.

>>28915759
>Spartans
>educated

topkek

>>28914783
At what point do you just tire yourself out and realize what a fucking moron you are

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>>28915960

never

>>28914041
You know Kerry was a legit hero, right?

>being this far up the GOP's asshole

artilleryfag here. spending 6 years around "MUH HEROISM" fags in the army makes me almost with Stolen Valor was encouraged. I have no problem with it.

>>28915992
>Vietnam
>hero

The only heroes wore NVA uniforms, brah.

>>28913913
Who honestly cares? It's not some massive earth shattering issue.

Some veterans are pissed off because someone else wants some of that free Dennys and blowjobs so they throw a fit that no one can wear any camo because they might not get all of their attention.

It's petty as hell. People can wear what they want. You can't stop shitty people.

>>28915995
I'm retired military and this is pretty much my take.

>>28915221
Joe Rogan, its time to stop posting mate

>>28915878
It's true, those dudes were taught how to fight

>>28916080
>trained
>educated
>two different words

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>>28914844
The only good Marine is a dead one. [pic related]

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>>28916008
>(You)

>>28915372
the marines are indeed modern day spartans

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>>28913913
Literally nobody gives a shit except fat POGs and fatter civilians who never actually served. Also, if you wear any clothing that identifies yourself as a vet you are most likely a douche/POG.

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>>28916105

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>>28915221
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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>>28916120

>>28916130
that better be a trap

>>28916139

Do you not have eyeballs?

Or are you just super announcing you're gay and into that...

Yeah, its a dude.

>>28916155
sorry the /d/eviant in me came out.

Who cares? you in the US apparently "fought for their freedom" and you want to stop people from having the freedom to wear whatever they want?
If they want to wear some fatigues in public they can.
People in the US amaze me everyday.

>>28916155
>>28916139
No, it's a girl

>>28916220

In your brain it is...

And that's OK, society says.

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>>28916220
google seems to think otherwise

>>28914844

yeeeah....so what was the "other side of the story" that explained this guy's acting like an absolute 4 year old?

>>28913913
Honestly if I was in the military, I wouldn't give a shit.
Who cares? It's my job and duty to protect my country. I couldn't give a shit about some neckbeard fag pretending to have some awards for sucking some Major's dick in bumfuck Afghanistan or wherever.

>>28916311

this

pointer to thread, i want to see it

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>>28914442
That's pretty sweet, not gonna lie

>>28913913

I rather deal with those stolen valor peeps, than faggots like you. Who gives a shit if they are stolen valor...unless joining the military was the greatest thing you accomplished, I can see why you're so stuck on it.

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>>28914437
>>28914473
>be me
>slavaboo /k/ommando faggot
>open fridge
>my mozzarella cheese supplies are running awfully low
>looks like it's time to scout out the supermarket for some Polly-O, yo
>grab my vintage Soviet telogreika and ushanka since it's cold outside
>jump into my Lada (bitches love that shit) and head into town
>swipe myself a few parcels of fresh Italian goodness from the dairy aisle
>grab some spaghetti too since my gf is coming over and I wanna make a decent dinner
>head over to the checkout
>dammit, why are there only 3 checkouts open?
>wait for an eternity
>notice that there's a 35-year-old guy eyeballing me from a few checkout lines away
>try to ignore him
>he makes a beeline over to me
>CONDUCTORWEHAVEAPROBLEM.png
>he lowers himself so he's at eye level with me (tfw manlet)
>"Hey there, buddy. Nice hat and coat ya got there."
>T-thanks, man
>"Say, that wouldn't happen to be...milsurp, would it, friendo?"
>Y-yeah...
>guy loses his shit
>"STOLEN VALOR, THIS GUY'S STOLEN VALOR!!1!!11"
>the whole supermarket is staring at me
>my palms are sweaty
>knees weak
>arms are heavy
>it's falling out of my shopping bags already
>uncooked spaghetti
>I decide I've had enough
>drop my bags and do a tactical retreat out of there
>go home
>sit on couch and cradle Nugget while watching Forgotten Weapons
>tfw no spaghetti for gf
Fucking Price Chopper, man.

>>28913913
No one gives a fuck

>>28916646
>Tfw properly memed.
>Tfw no face because shit fone can't into load pics on 4chins.

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>>28916708
Such is life.

>>28916646
>read this post
>hear this in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gC-Q7Jtbig

B-b-but Steve Carlisi is dead!

>>28913988
>Obscene amount of ribbons and other shit
>Fucked up tie

I don't get it. If you're going to bother, why the fuck make yourself look stupid with gobs of shit? Get some mundane shit from some overlooked transport company somewhere and roll with that.

>>28914034
>most civilians don't really care when they tell you "thank you for your service"

Fuck you too

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>>28914775
>there's nothing special about dying for israel

>>28915134

Something is definitely wrong with the cap, too. Seems like a legit one would fit better.

>>28915348
If he can't keep his cool in traffic I doubt he can keep his cool under fire

>>28916277
>women cosplaying as ladyboys
yes

>>28916826
Because they're idiots and they only notice the shinies. They only realize they fucked up when someone else starts pointing out all the things they didn't even stop to think about.

im a civilian now, i dont care. stop being a faggot

>>28916277
>>28917955
>women pretending to be men pretending to be women
It just keeps on getting worse.

>>28913913
I couldn't care less.

Is that bad?

>>28913913

I don't feel the need to wear moto stuff. If someone tried to spot check me I wouldn't give them the time of day.

I don't think there's a way to "solve" people dressing up like police, EMTs, service members etc. We put certain groups on a pedestal and people want to have the admiration.

>>28914038
I'm the guy your replying to, I'm in the military and I don't give a fuck. We signed up to protect the constitution including the 1st ammendment. To bitch about stolen valor is hypocritical