I'm bored at work. Ask a Montana pawnbroker anything
Brown and Rodda pepperbox is nifty
Since your entire economy has utterly collapsed due to the oil industry cratering I bet you have lots of stock.
Do you have a lot of shit super cheap?
Also do you have a Gun-broker account?
If yes to the first two; Can you hook a brotha up?
Bozeman, no and no.
Merwin and Hulbert is cool too.
Cheap yes, gunbroker no.
Yes, yes it is.
Nope, but buddies with 2 class 3 dealers.
Tapco'd SKS probably
Not commie states.
It's some rich prick's. Consigned.
I'm more of a hunter.
Fucking lovely. Going coyote hunting out by Dylan this weekend.
How much do you think a Springfield xd .45 is worth?
1,500 rounds. Working, no dings, original shit that it came with plus an extra magazine.
I want a cheap 9mm. Im broke, getting broker, and cant afford to feed my gun lust at .23-25 cpr.
Was thinking about a s&w sd9ve trade, and $50. Would you go for that?
Does your state require any kind of licensure for still ownership? In my state I think any still over a gallon on something has to be registered with the liquor commission regardless of its purpose.
Apparently federal law is, according to the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau:
>§5601. Criminal penalties
>Any person who—
(1) Unregistered stills
>has in his possession or custody, or under his control, any still or distilling apparatus set up which is not registered, as required by section 5179(a); or
Though the page that redirected to the text of the law (http://www.ttb.gov/spirits/home-distilling.shtml) didn't include the "set up" statement. It says:
>Within title 26 of the United States Code, section 5601 sets out criminal penalties for activities including the following. Offenses under this section are felonies that are punishable by up to 5 years in prison, a fine of up to $10,000, or both, for each offense.
> 5601(a)(1) – Possession of an unregistered still.
Which implies that they interpret "set up" as merely possessing. That being said, I still would like to start my own unregistered still and engage in hobbyist-level moonshining.
I'll risk it
Got any nice "muh first funz" sort of rifles that fires 22.lr for a decent price?
looking for something for my son, had to sell most of my shit back in 08.
Too bad it's semi-auto and looks like an RPD but is a completely different gun thanks to firing from a closed bolt.
Stop legislating the mechanical function of my firearms, damnit.
Most people are too stupid to instantly appreciate the mechanical beauty of something like that.
You should display it in the store at a favorable angle so maybe they'll notice.
These people were the craziest. If thread's still up in an hour or so I'll greentext my horror.
No gold, too much gold plated lead out there.
Yes, but I've got dinner plans tonight now. That and the llama people stories will have to wait.
~900 IIRC. It's consigned.
I will if you come in.
No, they brought that shit to the shop though. Pissed me off.
Is it true that you have to suck 1000 cocks to be a pawnbroker in Montana?
why are all you faggots asking him how much shit is? just ask him what his shop is and go check in. if you want to see where the market is, open up gunbroker and check. stop cluttering OP with this shit
Bout tree fiddy
No, just the banker's cock
THIS. Come in the shop if you want a quote.
Faux pikeys, even worse.
Maybe twice a month. Everybody knows everybody so it's hard to get away with. Plus pawnbrokers are the only people who will give shitbags loans, so they have to be mighty stupid to fuck us over.
If i knock on the back door of your place and give you the secret password, will you give that full fun ak you have been hiding in the back room?
im not atf, pls trust.
Why won't the local pawn shop buy this printer I found?
it's not stolen or anything, they just say they don't want printers. Where can I hawk this fucking piece of shit printer I dumpster-dived? I need money. It's not for crack, it's for dildos, just in case you were gonna accuse me of needing money for nefarious reasons.
What beauty? It's just another AR.
Now, if they had one of those crazy match-grade air guns, that's some mechanical temperature insensitive operator error only beauty behind a piss-ugly piece -- but an AR that just isn't slathered in rails? Who cares?
I'll take that as a yes i can come over. The password will be "atf, open the door," you don't need to open the door for me, I will do it for you. pls have not dogs, I cant help myself.
Has "Pawn Stars" made it easier or harder for your business?
Do you call in experts?
Depends on their business model, but for the most part they're ok in Montana.
I feel obligated to tell you to stay out of Montana, especially if you're from the PNW or really any coast.
Dunno, cheeki breeki? I've been crying myself to sleep waiting for you...
Electronics are instantly obsolete, and the profit margin on them is negligible to being with. Then every idiot and his mother accuses it of being broken to try and talk down the already shit profit margin.
I only rarely call in experts, I know 95% of what I need to know already, and the other 4.9% I can google. The only discernible affect of the show is occassional annoying people who come "to experience a real pawnshop".
80% of our business is almost guaranteed because our clientele are addicted to one thing or another. Gamblers, druggies, boozers, or just people who are plain bad with money.
If I'm bored tomorrow and this thread's still up I'll post some more cool shit we have in on pawn.
In the meantime have a durr.
what boards are you on most?
what 3 websites do you visit most?
what is the largest dildo youve taken completely to the base?
what age did you loose your virginity?
Finnish the sentence: "Anime are stupid as fuck, except for Dragon Ball Z, Gundam, and ________."
What makes The Walking Dead a bad show?
If you could trade places with one man throughout history, permanently, who would it be? and what woman?
Whats your most favorite car, truck, and motorcycle? Be specific.
Answer these for more questions
How much does it cost to live in MT?
I was looking at a house in Butte and i want to know if i had enough Canadian dollariedooes for it.
I would be jittery but the mortgage would be extremely low and i'd have a ton of disposable income.
kinda, I'm buddies with the owner of the Catspaw
I don't think I was to one to sell it to you, but I might be forgetting.
Dunno, it depends highly on what area you're in. I know property prices in the Gallatin Valley are painfully high, in bumfuck nowhere they practically give away land.
It's a Savage made American Enfield, it has the bayonet, something about the rear sight, I dunno, it's a consignment for somebody.
>what boards are you on most?
/k/, /out/, /gif/, /aco/
>what 3 websites do you visit most?
Youtube, 4chan, Roosterteeth.com
>what is the largest dildo youve taken completely to the base?
none, I like grils...
>what age did you loose your virginity?
Still got it, Bozeman sl00ts do nothing for me.
>"Anime are stupid as fuck, except for Dragon Ball Z, Gundam, and nevermind, fuck that, all anime are stupid."
>What makes The Walking Dead a bad show?
Dunno, never watched it, presumably the plot?
>If you could trade places with one man throughout history, permanently, who would it be? and what woman?
Dick Proenneke, Annie Oakley
>Whats your most favorite car, truck, and motorcycle? Be specific.
Fuck cars, fuck motorcycles, Ford F-150.
have an elk
I'm not at work yet, I'll show later.
The type of people who use a pawn shop regularly are so profoundly bad with money, and with managing life decisions, that they will throw away their money on something anyways. If they didn't spend money on pawn interest they'd be spending it on more booze, or something else worthless. If they're going to throw away their money anyways, I might as well be on the receiving end. So no.
It's not that hard to live your life in a way that you'd never have to pawn your shit. So no, I don't feel bad, hardships for these people are self inflicted.
Why do I doubt it?
This. We give loans and take collateral, just like a fucking bank, but for people a bank wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. You can rag on usery as a whole I guess, but we're no different from any other loan givers.
I'm known for throwing large handfuls of cash away on weapons and weapons related accessories, especially ammunition IRL by many /k/omrades, that's all I'm saying.
It looks like it be that way but it don't even.
You are a very boring person and probably awful to hang out with.
How long do you take showers for?
What is your favorite fruit, vegetable, and meat?
In your opinion, what activity are you best at?
What is the most embarrassing thing youve ever done, that no one else knows about?
10mm or 5.7 for concealed carry?
What was the most interesting nation youve ever been too?
What was the first porn you remember fapping too?
Which would you rather fight hand to hand, a 120lbs Ant with all its abilities scaled up, or a 120lbs Gorilla with all its abilties scaled down?
Are you sexually attracted to your mother? If not, do you understand why others are?
Answer for more questions
Elk tenderloin, apples, carrots.
Academic stuff or shooting. Quiz games too.
Shat myself when family friends were over
Bear country, gotta be 10mm
I've been to most of Europe, but I like my homeland Ireland best
Some big bimbo in a schoolgirl skirt
Gorilla, ants are strong yo
No and no
>I'm known for throwing large handfuls of cash away on weapons and weapons related accessories, especially ammunition IRL by many /k/omrades, that's all I'm saying.
Then post a time stamped pic of something that would cost a large handful of cash.
In our shop everything's well under market.
I feel like I made 20 bucks.
its not hard. we did it with zero knowledge of how it worked and some pre historic googling about 10 years ago or so. we made it out of a pressure cooker, empty paint can and some tubing from home depot. it looked janky as fuck but it worked pretty well. i dont remember the exact ratio of stuff but it was cornmeal, sugar, yeast and water. sometimes wed sub out the cornmeal for potatoes, molasses, corn flakes, chocolate chip cookies etc. the cookies one tasted legit like a cookie but it was subtle, not like those disgusting flavored vodkas. we would mix up the mash ingredients in 5 gallon paint buckets and put them on the balcony or in storage closets for 2 weeks until it was done.
>first time testing still
>put it on stove, turn burner to high to boil mash
>turn it down to low
>too late, its overflowing into the tubing and spraying hot rotten whiskey mash all over the kitchen floor from the worm box
>later redo it, find out where on the burner knob will keep it at 175 consistently. make a hash on the burner knob and just turn it to that whenever cooking mash. takes for fuck ever to get that hot so just hang out and watch tv until it gets done.
>get annoyed with a bunch of 5 gallon buckets full of mash all over
>decide to get 55 gallon garbage can and mix mash in there
>leave to go eat dinner
>come back a few hours later
>smells like someone took a shit in the apartment
>mash is bubbling away
wed test if the mash still had the bad stuff in it by dipping a popsickle stick into the fresh moonshine, and if it burned red or yellow wed toss it until it burned blue. to test when the mash was getting low on alcohol wed do the same thing but if it burned and then flickered out we knew to toss the mash out and start a new batch. when its fresh out of the still it still smells a little ripe, so we would run it through a brita water filter a few times until it got rid of the fermented smell. then you have fresh clean high proof liquor.
quick and ghetto whiskey recipe for anyone that cares to try it
>get jack daniels smoking chips from home depot
>get 5 gallon water jug from supermarket
>acquire vanilla extract and real maple syrup
to emulate the effect that storing liquor in a barrel has, i would burn the woodchips with a blow torch until they were completely charred black on the outside. put the liquor in the jug, stuff the woodchips into the jug, give it a good shake. put a tiny amount of extract and about a tbsp of maple syrup. do not go overboard on the woodchips or you will have a cloudy, overflavored mess. let sit for one month.
strain it out through a cheese cloth, bottle it. it should be roughly the color between jack and crown if you did it right. and it actually tastes like pretty decent whiskey.
>That a faux 20mm in silver bullion?
If you want to grossly overpay for one you can. They also make them in smaller rounds albeit still grossly overpriced.
Who's crackhead/idiot that would sell a rare antique like that to a pawnshop?!
What do you do when you have a strong suspiscion that someone is trying to pawn off something stolen?
How much could I get for my VP9 with standard glow sights, original case, and 2 mags? Very slight holster wear and maybe 400 rounds through it. I'll throw in a very nice Kydex Holster if it'll bring the price up.