i fucked up today /k/
>leave desktop on when i go to bed to watch netflix
>use nerf dart gun to shoot power switch on desktop when i finally go to sleep
>roll over to remove desktop with nerf to turn it off
>in sleepy state grab my home defense gun instead( which is right above my nerfgun)
>without realizing it aim and pull trigger shooting my desktop
>panic sets it
holy fuck cops havent showed up yet thankfully
Literally fucking kill yourself. Do you know how fucking stupid you have to be to EVER have a negligent discharge?
You are the worst member of the gun community. You fucked up.
Kill yourself immediately.
>god damn right I'm triggered
things that didn't happen
what, you can post on 4chan but can't post pictures?
go shitpost on reddit instead
Probably didn't happen but I've got one that almost did.
>Cleaning guns the other night
>Cleaning HD gun because I was shooting it that day
>Like to keep a gun loaded
>Grab my P99, put 5 rounds in the mag and chamber 1
>Finish cleaning and load HD gun
>Drop and unload the mag on the P99
>Mag back it, gonna dry fire it to decock
>Finger on trigger pointed at tv
>Something told me to just press the decocker, do it
>Decide to rack the slide again
>mfw a round pops out
I, too, also make sure I have at least one working firearm around.
But I usually have the AR or shotgun out and loaded when cleaning handguns and a loaded handgun when cleaning longarms. that why I don't get confused as to what's loaded and what's not.
You're gonna sit there in all honesty and tell us you've never made a mistake while using or handling firearms? Well hot damn. Everyone makes mistakes anon, everyone. Be it driving, shooting, working, anything. If you say you've never made a mistake while around firearms you and everyone else knows you're a liar. Although you'll never admit it because you're mommies special snowflake who can never do wrong and everybody else is just stupid.
Well Mr. Bond, I know this is hard to imagine, but not everyone is a fucking retard, and lots of people can follow basic safety procedures.
So no, I've never fucked up, ever.
Go ND into your brain
Regarding firearms, never.
It's easy to be safe. Here, read this kiddo, it will be a good start
Maybe daddy will buy a BB gun if you recite the rules from memory
bullshit. never happened. fuck off with your false flag propo
Are you fucking serious?
What did /k/ tell you about this? What the fuck have the last two ND threads been about?
Pretty straight forward.
>carrying 1911 in condition 2, which is retarded because you have to pull the trigger on a loaded chamber to do it.
>at local gunstore, whips out 1911 to show it off. Removes mag, ejects cartridge.
>when he's satisfied showing it off, reloads mag, chambers round, pulls trigger and eases down the hammer.
>goes about the store and find another opportunity to show off his CONCEALED carry piece.
>this time, when pulling the trigger he doesn't ease the hammer down.
>gunstore bans him.
Kinda defeats the purpose of concealed carry if you whip it out any chance you get. And the idiot insisted he only carried condition 2 because it was safer than carrying cocked and locked (like it was designed to be carried).
>slightly wake up, barely conscious
>"what a strange feeling, what is this object brushing against my hand?"
>mfw i crushed my headphones with my retard grip in a half-woken stupor
>mfw this is not the first time it's happened
And that's why i don't sleep with a loaded weapon.
My father once strangled my mother in his sleep while she was pregnant with me.
I fear for my wife.
Post pics or get the fuck out.
Sometimes shit happens.
>digging in swampy area with bobcat
>oh hey that's a fucking rifle!
>pull it out of mud, receiver is basically a block of green shit, wood is basically gone
>take it to shop, try to get it cleaned up, hammer is jammed in the cocked position
>trying to work off green shit to cycle rifle to see if it's loaded
>suddenly the hammer drops
>black powder .44 has blown a half gallon can of stain sitting on the end of the workbench into a shop-wide mess
>"well I guess it isn't loaded anymore"
>spend hours cleaning up horrible mess
Oh Winchester, you clearly knew what the fuck you were doing in 1866.
It shocks me how many people have this 'lol shit happens' attitude about NDs. I've carried a gun everyday for the last 10 years, in and out of combat zones, and never once had an ND. Have I made weapons handling mistakes? Yes. But an ND to me is a whole different level of fuck up and should be treated as a 'rethink your position on owning firearms' wake up.
I just went to my power settings on my desktop to see what is bound to my power button. I have never changed that setting on this computer and it seems windows 7 has defaulted it to "Shut down".
>I've never fucked up, ever.
>he says while owning a railed gas block.
Lol I figured it out.
Read the first letter of the first line
The second letter of the second line
The third letter of the third like etc.
>having either type of pussy near your Virginity Defender 3000