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i fucked up today /k/

>leave desktop on when i go to bed to watch netflix
>use nerf dart gun to shoot power switch on desktop when i finally go to sleep
>be tonight
>roll over to remove desktop with nerf to turn it off
>in sleepy state grab my home defense gun instead( which is right above my nerfgun)
>without realizing it aim and pull trigger shooting my desktop
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>panic sets it

holy fuck cops havent showed up yet thankfully
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Lol, post pics
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This is where a an iPad or other tablet really comes in handy.

Also, pics or it didn't happen.
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>>28864444
quads demands
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>>28864453
This.
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>>28864425

If truly autistic enough to keep a nerf gun and HD gun right next to each other, post pics.
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>>28864425
pics nigger.
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>>28864425
>shutdown -f -s -t 7200
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>28864425
Literally fucking kill yourself. Do you know how fucking stupid you have to be to EVER have a negligent discharge?

You are the worst member of the gun community. You fucked up.

Kill yourself immediately.

>god damn right I'm triggered
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>>28864425
>( which is right above my nerfgun)

You fucking retard.

Why are you using the power button to turn your pc off anyway? They hate that shit.
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things that didn't happen

what, you can post on 4chan but can't post pictures?

go shitpost on reddit instead
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enjoy the increased tinnitus my friendo
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Probably didn't happen but I've got one that almost did.
>Cleaning guns the other night
>Cleaning HD gun because I was shooting it that day
>Like to keep a gun loaded
>Grab my P99, put 5 rounds in the mag and chamber 1
>Finish cleaning and load HD gun
>Drop and unload the mag on the P99
>Mag back it, gonna dry fire it to decock
>Finger on trigger pointed at tv
>Something told me to just press the decocker, do it
>Decide to rack the slide again
>mfw a round pops out
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>>28864713
At least it was almost a fuckup, and not a total fuckup.

You should blow out your knee, just to be certain in the future
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>>28864713
I, too, also make sure I have at least one working firearm around.

But I usually have the AR or shotgun out and loaded when cleaning handguns and a loaded handgun when cleaning longarms. that why I don't get confused as to what's loaded and what's not.
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>>28864425
>just Glock owner things

Typical.

If the cops come just say you dropped a board and make sure it doesn't smell like gunpowder inside.
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At least you're not as stupid as that NofunsMA tripfag. He narrowly missed a gunstore clerk and wrecked a $2k rifle while showing off his CC (which he knew was loaded).
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>>28864604
>>28864740
Oh boy, you sure sound like a cunt.
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>>28864455
Double dubs demands what quads demand.
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>>28864796
Uhhh story?
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>>28864806
Oh boy, you sure sound like the type of incompetent faggot I'm talking to.
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>>28864862
Yeah NDs are for retards, how people fail to practice good gun safety is beyond me
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>>28864912
It's so easy to avoid. People who do this are the literal degenerate scum of the gun community.
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>>28864957
You're gonna sit there in all honesty and tell us you've never made a mistake while using or handling firearms? Well hot damn. Everyone makes mistakes anon, everyone. Be it driving, shooting, working, anything. If you say you've never made a mistake while around firearms you and everyone else knows you're a liar. Although you'll never admit it because you're mommies special snowflake who can never do wrong and everybody else is just stupid.
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>>28865007
Well I personally have never had an ND and I've been handling firearms since I was 10. I'm 21 now.
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>>28865007
Well Mr. Bond, I know this is hard to imagine, but not everyone is a fucking retard, and lots of people can follow basic safety procedures.

So no, I've never fucked up, ever.

Go ND into your brain
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>>28865052
>So no, I've never fuck up, ever
I bet
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>>28865072
Regarding firearms, never.

It's easy to be safe. Here, read this kiddo, it will be a good start

http://concealednation.org/2013/11/the-4-rules-of-gun-safety/


Maybe daddy will buy a BB gun if you recite the rules from memory
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>>28864425
bullshit. never happened. fuck off with your false flag propo
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>>28865123
When was the last time you got a good night's sleep?
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>>28865540
yesterday after he fucked your mom
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>No pics
Didn't happen.
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>>28864425
Are you fucking serious?
What did /k/ tell you about this? What the fuck have the last two ND threads been about?
c'mon man....
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>>28864856
Pretty straight forward.
>carrying 1911 in condition 2, which is retarded because you have to pull the trigger on a loaded chamber to do it.
>at local gunstore, whips out 1911 to show it off. Removes mag, ejects cartridge.
>when he's satisfied showing it off, reloads mag, chambers round, pulls trigger and eases down the hammer.
>goes about the store and find another opportunity to show off his CONCEALED carry piece.
>this time, when pulling the trigger he doesn't ease the hammer down.
>bang
>gunstore bans him.

Kinda defeats the purpose of concealed carry if you whip it out any chance you get. And the idiot insisted he only carried condition 2 because it was safer than carrying cocked and locked (like it was designed to be carried).
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>>28864425
OP confirmed Mr. Bean
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>be asleep
>slightly wake up, barely conscious
>"what a strange feeling, what is this object brushing against my hand?"
>SNAP
>mfw i crushed my headphones with my retard grip in a half-woken stupor
>mfw this is not the first time it's happened

And that's why i don't sleep with a loaded weapon.
My father once strangled my mother in his sleep while she was pregnant with me.
I fear for my wife.
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>>28866119
Your subconscious is a fucking psycho.
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>>28864425

You do realize this could have just as easily ended up being the reverse situation, where you accidentally grab your nerf gun during a break-in, right OP?
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>>28864425
Post pics or get the fuck out.

>>28865052
Sometimes shit happens.

>digging in swampy area with bobcat
>oh hey that's a fucking rifle!
>pull it out of mud, receiver is basically a block of green shit, wood is basically gone
>take it to shop, try to get it cleaned up, hammer is jammed in the cocked position
>trying to work off green shit to cycle rifle to see if it's loaded
>suddenly the hammer drops
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>black powder .44 has blown a half gallon can of stain sitting on the end of the workbench into a shop-wide mess
>"well I guess it isn't loaded anymore"
>spend hours cleaning up horrible mess

Oh Winchester, you clearly knew what the fuck you were doing in 1866.
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>>28864713
>gonna dry fire it to decock
anyone who does this deserves whatever they get
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>>28865072
I've been shooting since 12 years old, and I've never had any kind of an accident.
Holy shit, how fucking hard is it to
>pick up gun
>clear the gun
>resume operations
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>>28866152
Neat.
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>>28866152
Post pics
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>>28864425
>shoot power switch on desktop
Fake and gay. What motherboard do you have that allows you to turn your computer off without holding the power button down?
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>>28867367
Most computers respond as if you just pressed windows > shut down if you press the power button senpai.
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>>28865123
Is that benicio del toro or joe mantenga?
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Keker Spaniel
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>>28867367
>doesnt know how to config power button to sleep or hibernate or shutdown with a single press
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>>28867380
>most computers
No :^)

>>28867419
>actually configures it so a cat or woman can turn their computer off in anger
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>>28864740
>>28864604
>>28864957
>>28865052
>>28865098
This, my young children, is why you always filter trip fags.
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>>28866119
Why the fuck do you sleep with headphones?
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It shocks me how many people have this 'lol shit happens' attitude about NDs. I've carried a gun everyday for the last 10 years, in and out of combat zones, and never once had an ND. Have I made weapons handling mistakes? Yes. But an ND to me is a whole different level of fuck up and should be treated as a 'rethink your position on owning firearms' wake up.
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>>28867422
I just went to my power settings on my desktop to see what is bound to my power button. I have never changed that setting on this computer and it seems windows 7 has defaulted it to "Shut down".
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>>28867446
For real? Go ahead and press it real quick. Then maybe try holding it down :^)
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>>28867422
mine does, fag
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>>28867513
Get a better computer kid
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>>28867439
Don't be a stupid faggot who negligently discharges a firearm and I won't sperg out
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>>28865052
>I've never fucked up, ever.
>he says while owning a railed gas block.
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>>28867519
get a better brain faggot
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>>28867441
normie spotted
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>>28867560
Now that's just rude.
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>>28864425
Lol I figured it out.

Read the first letter of the first line
The second letter of the second line
The third letter of the third like etc.

>>28864444
checkers
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>>28864425

Sub-r8 b8 m8
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>>28867532
(you)
>>28867439
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>>28867624
lstleuet?
WAT?
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>>28866152
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>>28867318
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>>28864425
Lstleoet?
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>>28867441
I once slept with a full face motorcycle helmet on.
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>>28867422
>having either type of pussy near your Virginity Defender 3000
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