I was told to come here. Could Lee Harvey Oswald really have

magic bullets.

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I of course don't know, but it sure seems fishy to me that they apparently were going to release more info on JFK'S death but decided not to after realizing that people were still alive from when he was shot.
My guess is that he was assassinated for wanting to change the system, declining Operation Northwoods, etc.

Sorry if my incoherent tinfoil hat bullshittery is unintelligible.

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>>28849987
Yes, it's entirely plausible.

Carcanos are perfectly capable of making that shot

The distance isn't as extreme as it's made out to be (white arrows mark shooter and target in pic related)

Oswald was know to be both a wierdonwith delusions of grandeur and a good shot.

Also people assume the headshot on jfk was intentional, (probably to add credence to the difficulty of the shot) it probably wasn't as center mass is the preferred target for marksmen and jfks torso would have been exposed.

>>28850071

He was considered a bad shot by fellow Marines.

>>28849987
Yes he did it, when you sift through the bullshit it get obvious

>>28849987
Dude, It wasn't that hard of a shot. The limo was moving at less than 10 mph and the maximum distance was 81 meters when the last round was fired. Oswald was using a scoped Carcano model M91, an Italian WWII infantry rifle. The wonder isn't that he hit five times out of six, but that a trained Marine rifleman missed once out of six shots with a scoped rifle at such a short distance on a slow moving target.
>Oliver Stone is so full of shit that his eyes are diarrhea brown

>>28850105
You can see his record, he was qualified

>>28850118
Give him a break, he was shooting fast and under a lot of stress

>>28850155
Fair enough. It was also likely a case of Buck Fever as well. He probably rushed that first shot then settled down.

>>28850123
He qualified "Sharpshooter" in 1955 but qualified "Marksman" in 1959. He likely stopped giving a fuck and was doing the bare minimum to get by.

>>28849987

Having been to Dealey Plaza, I could make those fucking shots. It's not far, and it's not a complex shot. Target is below you, slowly moving away, in a not-quite-straight line. I'm sure even the most poorly trained qualified infantryman could do it.

Also, anyone who says ANYTHING about the grassy knoll is a fucking moron.

>>28850249
>libtards who can't accept that a marxist communist killed their beloved democrat god-Kennedy
>must be muh right-wing conspiracy CIA mobster US military russians and/or aliens
>as soon as the event happened, they tried to blame da ebil white hateful racist texas people

>twf when leftists still use the same tactics

>>28850249
Thx cia

I was watching a show where they found a dent in the traffic light right in the line of fire from the window to the street. Its in the top of arm holding the light up.

Its the same pole that was there in the sixties.

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>>28850249

anyone have a good video of a shooter testing the shots on a moving car? And not history-channel shit stuff, I've seen that kinda thing.

I just wanna see a skilled rifleman shooting the same gun at a moving target from the same distance/angle and see the results. 5 shots and everything, etc. Just to be able to conclusively shut people up with the "muh firing too fast had to be two shooters" and "impossible accurate shot" crap

>>28850288

No, seriously. Knoll is a shit shot. Target is moving in front of you at an irregular pace, and you're shooting over a crowd of people, and you can't tell it today, but the knoll was exposed as fuck in 1963. Hell, I'd shoot from the overpass before I tried the knoll.

>>28849987
Do you put in any credit in the idea that Oswald totally intended to assassinate JFK, and hit him, but that an M-16 in the follow car, carried by an inexperienced officer drawing it after the first shot, actually killed Kennedy?

>>28850274
My dad was in the nuke program in the 60's with the Navy on the development side of things. Reactors and such. He told me about a conversation he had with a guy in intelligence about the Kennedy assassination. He basically told dad that that Kennedy kept trying to take out Castro and that Castro got him first.

>>28850408
Wow that story seems legit.

Any credence to the theory that it was some mong of a SS agent attempting to fire back at LHO, falling, and ND'ing that caused the shot in kennedy's skull?

>>28850395
Too many witnesses for it to work

>>28850408
>>28850449
Well, before Lee Harvey Oswald moved to Dallas, he was in New Orleans volunteering for a group called the Cuban American Friendship Association.

The conflict with Cuba absolutely was one of Oswald's motives for killing Kennedy.

>>28850488
That's doesn't imply a broader conspiracy though. A lone wolf style attack by some one looking to make friends with the commies (and had failed before) is a muh cleaner theory.

I went and visited the old depository in October, that shot would have been easy at a slow speed. Not even 100 yards.

The way the original positions were postulated, the magic bullet would've been fucking unlikely at best, but with the revised position of the governor there really isn't anything that greatly contradicts the lone gunman theory.


>MLK on the other hand...

>>28850470
>>28850395
Not impossible, but highly unlikely

>>28849998
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSXkfV_mhA

>>28850598
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=tBz3PqA2Fmc

>>28850336
Kekd

>>28850449
It's entirely possible my old man was bullshitting me. I still remember offhand comments he would make about stuff, like telling me that the irradiated gold in some story was bullshit, that "we could stick gold bullion in an active reactor, pull it out and watch the rad count drop almost instantly."

My favorite moment was when i was probably 15 and we were watching some cheezy sci fi movie. A scene with the reactor came on and dad said, "That's wrong. It doesn't glow green. It glows electric blue."

Dad got out of the Navy in '67, a year before I was born but stayed a reservist. My uncle told me that he had been approached several times by Naval Intelligence to come back and had refused. I found this out several years after he died.

>>28850336
>gnoll
>when anon clearly wrote knoll

I keked anyway

>>28850649
Your dad probably wasn't bullshitting but some CIA paper pusher could have been trying to impress him, or he could have just heard a rumor or one of any other possibilities.

>>28850649
Talking about that bond movie where the evil plan is to use a dirty bomb on fort Knox?

I know people will laugh, but if you play that video game where you recreate the shot, you'd see that it's not that hard to pull off.

>>28850649
>Blue
He did have a bit of a point, in accidents with ionizing radiation discharge the witnesses describe the optical light effect as bluish.

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I'm shutting this thread down.
If I were any of you all tomorrow, I'd watch out for my dog.

>>28850673
I've seen Gnoll spelled with a K before.

>>28849987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7TbB4uxJEk

>>28850842
I need to watch more x-files

>>28850395
Frankly it's a lot less likely than Oswald as sole shooter.

Occam's Razor yo.

>>28850584
Fed hit squad killed MLK.

King's kids don't even think James Earl Ray did it.

it's amazing to me that people still think jfk got shot in the front. like, how are people this fucking stupid?

>>28849987
It's been proven with the exact model of rifle and ammo he used.

Look up the 3D recreations of the area with recreations of the car and movement from the Zapruder film. They then draw bullet trajectories from autopsies and time them with the movements in 3d space with the Zapruder film.

Every shot trajectory sends a line right into the window of the book depository.

Shit's pretty cut and dry teebeeaitch

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>>28850071
CIA pls go.

>>28851063
b-b-b-but his head went BACK!

>>28850804
Well after some coaxing, dad said that they had built test reactors in different configurations and that he had observed an active pile that was under thirty feet of water.

>>28850762
No, it was something else. I think this kid had built a nuke using stolen plutonium. This would have been 1983. I think maybe Gene Hackman was in it, but I can't remember for sure?

>>28851018
I think it's probably due to exit wounds generally being larger than the entrance wound

>>28851075
>back and to the left
>back and to the left
>back and to the left

Yeah, any credibility Oliver Stone had went out the window after that. And people will site that film as evidence without a shred of irony.

>>28849987
>Could Lee Harvey Oswald really have shot Kennedy the way they said he did?
yes

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>>28851081
>he had observed an active pile that was under thirty feet of water.
telling the truth. Intense sources of radiation in water create an effect known as Cherenkov radiation- cutting a long story short, the speed of light in water vs. the speed of the radioactive particles causes an eerie blue glow. Pic related.

>>28851170
Thanks anon.

>>28851170
Had a super grungy fag friend who worked on a particle accelerator studying this shit. He would complain that there wasn't enough willing cock to suck in Virginia.

Unless Oswald was Neo, no, he couldn't have made a shot like that.

That's the thing though, why did the back of his head blow out?

I thought it might be because of how high the bullet hit his head but other than what I've seen in a few videos I don't know how a head reacts to a rifle round

>>28851211
see
>>28850071
I'd wager the average /k/ommando could make that shot, let alone a Muhrine. and he had multiple shots.

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>>28851117
pic related

>>28851238
No one could make a bullet turn in multiple directions.

>>28851288
>he can't curve the bullet

>>28851288
Why would it need to do that? Blew half his head off.

>>28851298
How dumb are you? The thing with the Kennedy Assassination isn't just shooting a bullet, it's how the bullet curved twice to also wound Connally.

>>28851288

You are referring to the ss agent in the seat in front of jkf that was shot.

Debunked by just looking at the seat. The car had a jump seat in front of JFK that was positioned lower to the ground, which makes the angles line up.

>>28851331
John Connally was sitting in front of JFK; the SS agent was seated in front of Conally. And the shot was never debunked.

>>28851288
It didn't Connally was in a bucket seat that was inset from the couch in the back Kennedy was sitting in. Connally was inset and below Kennedy in height.

Of course the bullet that actually killed Kennedy was from an ND the Secret Service mechanic performing escort duty in the chase car was responsible for when he stood up holding the M-16 and the car lurched.

>>28851373
>It didn't Connally
It didn't hit him? Because it did hit him.

>>28851389
It didn't curve, Connally's wounds were in a straight line from the entrance and exit wounds Kennedy received in the back and throat.

>>28851420
His wounds weren't in a straight line.
>Governor Connally also reacted after the same bullet penetrated his back just below his right armpit, creating an oval entry wound, impacted and destroyed four inches of his right fifth rib, exited his chest just below his right nipple, creating a two-and-a-half inch oval sucking-air chest wound, entered his arm just above his right wrist, cleanly shattered his right radius bone into eight pieces, exited just below the wrist at the inner side of his right palm, and finally lodged in his left inner thigh.

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>>28851467
>yfw ballisticians who actually do research analyze the events

No conspiracy, but SS did shoot him accidentally with their ar15. It was just a bad day for Jack.

>>28851539
>yfw no source is included of diagram

>>28851702
The data for it is straight outta the Warren Commission
http://www.archives.gov/research/jfk/warren-commission-report/chapter-3.html#neck

>>28851539
The shot isn't that simple. Take into account the layers of both Kennedy and Connally and the time span to make the shot.

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>>28851702
>source literally in image title

>>28850217
Sharpshooting is a middling score on the traditional table of fire.

Source: Marine Combat Marksmanship Trainer

If there wasn't a conspiracy then there would be no reason for ruby to shoot Oswald.

>>28851993
I'm not saying there was no conspiracy, just that it was def Oswald who killed Kennedy, with a garden variety Carcano, alone

>>28851993
ruby was a small time asshole who wanted to be big and was dying of cancer anyhow.
he was just another sixties asshole who decided to get famous by killing a famous person, he just shot a famous killer instead of a public figure

>>28852025

This man drinks too much koolaid.

>>28852120
you're just drinking the alex jones koolaid, m8

>>28850249
>Also, anyone who says ANYTHING about the grassy knoll is a fucking moron.
What if it was actually astro-turf, but with all that publicity, and astro-turf not invented until two years later, The Man covered it up and replaced it with real turf?

Think about it. Astro-turf is alien technology.

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>>28852211
>Astro-turf is alien technology

>6.5 Carcano

>Hitting anything outside of 20 yards

>>28850994
There is basically no evidence that Ray did it, apart from the fact that he was found in the same room as the firearm.

On the opposite side of the room

Without any evidence that he came in contact with the weapon.

>>28850790

That game was actually made for a convention to prove the official storys legitimacy

>>28851325
see this video>>28850598

>>28852487
>i am ignorant of firearms

>>28852510
The funny thing is, I have met some racist motherfuckers, and even they dont believe ray did it. They of course think whoever did should get a medal, but ya I don't know if I have met anyone who gave the topic any thought who think Ray did it or at least that he wasn't part of conspiracy.

>>28852960
Yes, you are

The 6.5 was complete shit. There's a reason he was able to get one for $15

>>28850274
any educated liberal will tell you he isn't the golden boy he was made out to be, look what he did to mental health care in america.

>>28849987
He was two hundred and fifty feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds and scored two hits, including a head shot! Do any of you people know where these individuals learned to shoot?

>>28853232
>The 6.5 was complete shit.
that is an opinion
>There's a reason he was able to get one for $15
because there were millions of them and demand was low

>6.5 carcano at 600 yards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy_T7D2-Y3o

>>28853232
yes, and that reason was milsurp was cheaper than shit.
you could also pick up an m1897 for $25 bucks.

>>28853271
>book suppository building

>>28853293
fuck, any decent shooter should be able to hit out to 100 yards with a fucking hipoint even. People actually think a carcano wouldn't have been capable of hitting a target less than 100 yards away?

>>28850024
there are some very weird things about it all

>hey i'm gonna use some random old WOP rifle to assassinate the president
>neat it worked, guess i'll go check out a movie at the theatre
>what, the cops found me
>oh shit now i got shot by some guy while in police custody

>>28853316
>>28853293
on a side note, that's the range I go to. it's pretty neat. very little regulation, and they even have 1000 yard days every so often. one of the least shit ranges in socal.

>>28853312
snowball had the right idea, just wrong word

>>28851213
Nobody?

>>28853359
>UNFORTUNATELY THEY DONT SERVE FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON ON A DAILY BASIS!

>>28853232
6.5 was a good idea in theory and not terrible in practice. the problem was when they cut down the barrels and there wasnt enough progressive rifling to fully stabilize the bullet. then you get 3-5 moa accuracy (from what ive read).

>>28853316
The point remains; Why choose a shit tier rifle when you're going to do something as big as assassinate the president?

>>28853578
because he was poor

>>28853578
it repeatedly puts bullets in approximately the same spot from medium range. what else does it need to do?

>>28852211
Plastic grass and tiny bits of rubber is alien technology. Tell me you spongy ass meatsack you ever even step foot on turf before?

>>28853271
Seven point six two millimeter, Full. Metal. Jacket!

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>>28853698
That bastard was doing so good by the end of it, too bad he decided to waste the di instead of massacring a village full of gooks like a good lil marine

>>28851170
Welcome to s/k/uba school.

First exercise: Touch the bottom.

>>28850337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RX2phbWmgA

>>28853790
>international association of bloodstain analysts
What

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>>28850649
Well, it's not all made up.

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>>28853232
You're retarded to think a Carcano couldn't be accurate at 100 yards.Like everybody before me showed, you're wrong and also stupid

>>28853578
you watch too many movies or play too many video games, kid. not everyone is agent 47 using an $8000+ dollar sniper rifle to kill their targets.
Booth used a fucking pee shooter to kill Lincoln. Chapman used some saturday night special to kill Lennon. Robert Kennedy was shot by a .22 revolver.

>>28853578
cheap gun, cheap ammo

frugal spender who got something that fit his wants and needs

no point in buying something expensive just to ditch it

>>28849987
he was a good shot
and had tried to kill public figures in the past

>>28854033

Retard Alert?

Yeah.

>>28853790
thats some heavy shit man... i almost feel guilty for watching it

>>28849987

>could he have shot kennedy the way they said

yes

>seems implausible

it's not. actually a fairly easy shot. he had a mostly head on angle, very little lead was needed. only reason there are stupid theories is because ballistic science wasn't too good back then. we now know that it was only 2 bullets, only 2 shots, nothing spectacular or unusual about anything that happened that day.... other than a US president rolling around in a fucking convertible.

what a dumbass

>>28850071

I've been there.

I was amazed at how compact the scene was. Pics and film give an illusion of greater distance than it really is. A competent shot on a slow moving target is achievable.

I am a pretty good shot when fudding and have hit moving game at greater distance with irons. So it is definitely plausible that someone with military instruction in basic marksmanship could do it.

>>28851367

Wrong. It was.

The car had a jump seat that was lower and more to the centerline of the vehicle. When you trace a line back from where Connally was shot (taking into account his body movement) it is almost a straight line.

Please at least read the Warren Report.

>>28852510

Ray's fingerprints were found on the rifle and the package it was stored in. Read a book for fucks sake.

>>28850249
Also giving more credence to the center mass theory - firing at a target below the shooter, when the rifle was zeroed on a target at the same height as the shooter, results in high shots.

Makes me wonder how much Oswald's gun cost... how much exactly if put into auction? Does the FBI still have it? If so, hypothetically then. If I remember correctly, Hitler firearm used to kill himself went up for a few million.

>>28854588
>The rifle and the pistol are now kept in a secure location within the National Archives and Records Administration Building in College Park, Maryland. A replica of the rifle is on display at the Sixth Floor Museum in Dallas by the stairs where detectives found the original rifle.

Apparently it was sold to a private bidder, whom the ATF tried to strongarm (good to know some traditions never die) to recover the weapon.

They eventually did, and now it's under lock and key.

>>28854601
>>28854588
Oh, and:
>In December 1964, Lee Oswald's widow, Marina, sold whatever right, interest, or title that she had in the rifle and pistol for $5,000; and in March 1965 she sold whatever power of sale she had in them for an additional $5,000. A $35,000 additional payment to Marina Oswald was contingent upon the buyer obtaining possession "free and clear of all adverse claims."

>The buyer, Denver oilman and gun collector John J. King, commenced an action in federal court in May 1965 for the recovery of the weapons from possession of the U.S. government. In response, the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax Division of the Internal Revenue Service began an in rem forfeiture proceeding against the rifle and the pistol.

So, about $45k, 1965 dollars, which is about $340k in today's money.

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>>28850192
>buck fever
I keked

>>28850274
I don't know any liberals who claim JFK was assassinated. It’s all right-wing / libertarian nutjobs who claim that. Same people who think 9/11 was a false flag op.

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>>28850408
Oh yea?!
My dad worked for Atari developing a shooter game and three months before the Kennedy Assasination, funding pulled from his project and he was fired and then, as suddenly as all that, he owned a little itallian restaurant in NW Chicago that wasnt really busy but made money, had a lot of well dressed men in and out at odd hours, and WE'RE IRISH,
Yea, right, Castro.

>>28850804
>>28850649

Cherenkov radiation.

>>28853711
Animal Mother was Pyle extrapolated.
Fucking Kubrick after all.

>>28850649
well, he's right on the glowing. I did an inspection tour of a nuclear power plant, and the cooling pools where the spent fuel is stored glows a faint blue.

>>28851373
>Of course the bullet that actually killed Kennedy was from an ND the Secret Service mechanic performing escort duty in the chase car was responsible for when he stood up holding the M-16 and the car lurched.

You are a fucking moron.

>>28850395
pretty sure the gov has released to the public (quietly) reports that support this. the guy killed himself.

>>28853578
He wasn't going to shoot the president when he bought it.

He was going to shoot Edwin Walker.

>>28853790
yeah saw that one. There's another video I saw that shows several examples of the tests. It's pretty fucking obvious that a shooter can make those 3 shots.

>>28852211
go to bed mulder

so just downloaded JFK Reloaded and played it a few times. Every single time I managed to hit Kennedy at least once, and almost every time I managed to kill him. The very last try, I fired three shots, one that missed and hit Connaly in the shoulder, second shot hit Kennedy in the lower neck, exited, then hit Connaly, and a third shot that hit Kennedy in the right side of the brain and killed him.

The second two shots replicated perfectly where Kennedy was shot, as well as being at a similar timing.

Great game just because it shows that it's not some miracle shot.

>>28855490
>I can do it in a game so it must be realistic

>>28855521
oh calm down.

It's just interesting to see the distances involved, and how fast the car was moving, and get an idea that hitting a moving target at that range isn't MUH CONSPIRACY IMPOSSIBLE like people claim.

>>28855267
>JFK wasn't assassinated
This is a new hypothesis. Wheres the real JFK now?

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>>28855918
We've been rused?

>>28850762
that was goldfinger, anon

>>28850948
Whats it like being retarded?

>>28856297

You tell me, retard.

>>28853339
Plus there is the odd fact that secret service disposed of the brain.

>>28850804
Yeah it's blue, it's called Cerenkov radiation

>>28853339
Those things are only weird on the surface.

>>28849987
Of course not.

I have a theoretical degree in physics, and a masters in horoscopology, and I can tell you that the shot was impossible.

First off, the Stars were in an incorrect alignment (something we Horoscopologists like to call a universal gravity phase shift), so the bullet wouldn't have enough ballistical trajectory to even make it to Kennedy.

Second off, we still haven't ruled out the Jolly Green Giant. I shouldn't need to explain that any further.

Lastly, we all know that Oswald was an CIA double agent, and that he would have had to kill the president outside of the United States, considering the CIA cannot officially operate in the US.

>>28856384
Fun fact, the secret service employs zombies as gaurds and one of them got into the evidence

>>28855490
It's really fun to turn up the car behavior to crazy, then kill the driver. Then everybody dies.

It's also fun to trigger conspiracy theorists who can't handle reality, but that might just be fun for me.

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>>28856561

When sheep enjoy being herded: the post

>>28856605
>I don't have a point to make, so I'll just call him a sheep

You fags are too easy to trigger. What the hell are you doing on 4chan anyways? You'd think the reality check would be far too much for you to handle.

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>>28856638

You also didn't make a point.

>why on 4chan if you don't believe the gubment

Seriously... How new are you?

>>28856665
>he doesn't believe in foil-hat tier lies
>he must be a government sheep
I'm talking about that line of logic. How do you last here if you instantly resort to the either-or fallacy?

How are you still here if you believe conspiracy theories on par with Bigfoot?

It's fine being skeptical of what the government tells us, and that there's a good chance actual conspiracys happen. But damn, this is probably the dumbest conspiracy theory to actually believe.

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>>28853271
Sir, in the Marines, sir!

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>>28856694
>>28856694

You just make me cringe because you're a new friend acting like this horrible place is your personal club.

>how can you last

4chan The Next Generation (You) makes me wonder. I've been here a decade.

Basically, you're a kid and a dumb one. Have fun with that.

>>28856731
Oh yeah? I've been here 2 decades, and my dad works at Nintendo. He says he's gonna ban you when he gets to work today. You better watch out kiddo, cause this is my special clubhouse.

>>28856751

>blames me for not making a point
>never made one himself
>shitposts furiously to soothe his flustered anus with meme medicine

Wew lad.

>>28856774
Well you know. I just figured I'd start posting more "on your level"

>>28855918
He lived with Hitler in Argentina, obviously

>>28856789

Comeback of the century.

Straight outa >>>/b/

Actually /b/ is usually more witty. /tv/?

>>28850071
He has an exit wound in the back of his head from getting shot from the rear.

Yeah totally plausible.

>>28856805
oh yeah? I'm so oldfag, I'm the first person to come up with
>>>/out/

>>28856819

Such a newfag he thinks >>>/out/ means "get out" and isn't a board.

Dude you're embarrassing yourself...

Facepalm.jpg

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>>28852211

>>28856837
This post is so fabulous, I have no clue where to start.

I guess I'll just say /out/ has some nice folks, but they're not fond of /k/ very much. Probably too much animal killing for the granola munchers. I do have some good personal stories about hunting /out/doors, but now i can't go anymore after doing 2 tours in the sandbox. Pretty sad story really

>>28856837
So my second tour was mostly policing, so we had to be shot at before shooting back. Sometimes you had to break the rules of engagement, because if you wait for them to shoot, you're already fucked.

Kids man.

Had to shoot fucking kids.

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>>28856881

I don't believe you. Or you were a turbo pog.

Either way your still a newfag.

And I'm a vet that did 2 tours also.

Fun fact: I'm also OP

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>>28856837
>>28856819
By the time I got back, I found out my wife was pregnant again. Whatever.

So I guess I had to get back to life, so I found a job at a machine shop my father-in-law owned. It was an alright gig for a while, my wife was working a secretary job to help make ends meet.

So things started to deteriorate after the kid was born. Looked nothing like me. My wife had quit her job about a month before he was born, so less money there too.

>>28856561
yeah one time I shot JFK, the bullet went through him and hit the driver in the elbow, and the car ended up careening into the side of the tunnel underpass and jackie kennedy flew out of the vehicle and all the occupants died.

>>28856739
dat first lady assassination ass.

>>28856921
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>>28856837
I started to mess up more at the shop, and my supervisor was telling me that I was close to getting cut. I didn't care. The next day I didn't show up, and ended up on a week long bender. This was the final straw for the wife. She found a good lawyer while I was gone and by the time I washed up at my parents house, she found me and gave me the divorce papers. She also told me that her father had fired me.

>>28856939

This newfag is still blogging like we care...

I bet you were deployed and the wife got impregnated during your cuckployment.

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>>28856977
So I guess after the divorce, I still had custody of this kid every other weekend. Doesn't even make sense, I can't afford the child support, and it ain't even mine. Whatever. So eventually I start to take this kid on hunting trips, at least this kid would have one good parent. They go over pretty well, and I'm starting to grow on this kid. At this point, I had quite a bit of debt from the divorce and most of my paychecks went to child support. Of course the kid relays my less-than-ideal conditions at home, and his mother gets a court order saying he cannot stay at my place on the weekends, basically garunteeing full custody to her.

Great

>>28856970

>my shop

Just pog things.

A pog stopped me once in the commissary because I had a hole in my cammies. I told him to fuck off.

He said "what's your shop #!?"

I was like wtf. I have a squad leader... Here's his name and phone number. Told him to fuck off.

She called him too, he said he'd "correct me". Over a beer and laughing about it.

>>28851081

Are you thinking of that Manhattan project movie in 86? The kid makes a bomb then defuses it and everyone rejoices! It was shit but some of it was filmed at my high school. John Lithgow was in it.

>>28854039

He took a shot at Bugs Bunny and Grape Ape.

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>>28856855
So I get to go on one last hunting trip with this kid. This is the one that ruined everything for me. It was a season that he was finally big enough to handle a rifle large enough to bag a deer. He was so excited. So I set him up in a blind about 500m from my tree stand, still within sight but covering different spots.

Things go fine the first couple of days, no deer, but on the third day, he finally sees one. I don't notice this, I just hear 4 rapid shots and some unintelligible yelling. This snaps me into a trance and I immediately fire a few shots into that direction. And right after that, I was horrified, because I knew what I had done. So I sprint over to his stand, and I find only one shot had hit him, but it went right through his left lung, possibly grazing his heart, idk. He has no idea it was me, but he had this mixed look of proudness and sadness in his eyes, and he tells me, "just tell mom one thing", sobbing, I reply "yes son". "Tell her to check these dubs"

>>28857033

So at this point what you need to do is hangout in Cuba for a bit and buy a Carcano. It's like the bitch that is life is telling you you're destined for greatness.

>>28857111

Motherfucker! And your finale is trips, well played.

>>28857111
10/10

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>>28857111
But those are trips you retard

>>28851746
The goal was simple. Shoot Kennedy. And so when a rifle bullet penetrates, it's guided by the usual funky world of ballistics. Oswald was unstable, but not unstable enough to plot 2 hits with one shot.

>>28853734

https://what-if.xkcd.com/29/

My favourite conspiracy theory was that Oswald was trying to shoot Connelly for refusing to overturn his dishonourable discharge from the Marines. He hit kennedy by accident.

>>28853339
>movie at theater
It's called an alibi? Making yourself blend in? Who the hell would expect an assassin to go watch a movie?

Can't explain Jack Ruby though, but with how some trump or Clinton supporters are I wouldn't be surprised if the same shit could happen today.

>>28854601
Well yeah, cuz now its a +5 runic weapon with improved critical and can cycle the bolt as a free action.

>>28857419
>But just to be sure, I got in touch with a friend of mine who works at a research reactor, and asked him what he thought would happen to you if you tried to swim in their radiation containment pool.
>“In our reactor?” He thought about it for a moment. “You’d die pretty quickly, before reaching the water, from gunshot wounds.”

Damn it feels good to be American.

>>28857526
Ruby claimed until his dying day that he was angry at Oswald and thought he would be a hero.
Imagine if, in the days after 9/11, OBL was paraded through a crowd of people, smirking, and some of them were armed.