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>*BOOM*
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Five mercenaries armed with guns breach the room your currently in, how fucked are you?
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>>28720177
My AR is in my hands with a mag of M855 within reach. I'll get one or two.
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Pretty well fucked. Only have a handgun on my desk.
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>>28720177
Just broke into a Senate campaign office, so basically wildlife refuge level fucked.
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>>28720177
>university halls
>gun is in other country

rip me
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>>28720177
Shit, I'm fucked because I just sold all my guns
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>>28720177

>>28720177

I'm flying down the highway in a 2010 Hyundai genesis.

By breach the room, what do you mean??
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>>28720226
Get off your phone and DRIVE fucker! I see this crap everywhere
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Dude on the left dies from a stroke due to roids. Gook accidentally NDs Kunta Kinte and then kills himself out of shame. Huey Emmerich is too much of a cuck to actually do anything, and Tyrone there on the right hits his head on the doorframe, knocked out cold.
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>>28720211
>Just broke into a Senate campaign office
who you work for m8?
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It's me and three other armed men. All four of us carrying a pistol and a carbine each.
>tfw guard-duty
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>>28720177
Dam! Now that's a multicultural mercenary group!!!
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>>28720254
Fuk u
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>>28720177
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>>28720287
Hope you get a ticket and in the process learn something
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>>28720177

>that fucking jap pointing his gun at his ally

Thank god the artist from the sequel is /k/ enough to not fuck up something as simple as that.
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>>28720226
You didn't check the back seat well enough
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>>28720224
u wot?

Why?
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>>28720177
Only one country hires black people for hired guns!
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>>28720398
SOUTH AFRICA
U
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>>28720371
>around blacks

????
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Fucked because we cant have weapons in the barracks, the sirs like the irony of us not haveing our rights.
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>>28720346
> ticket

I'll just show the officer that I'm a member of Anonymous, then call him a trip shit
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I'm in the tiny bathroom in my room taking a shit. One of the mercs could fit in here but would he want to? Its pretty rancid and if he were to shoot me his ears would implode due to the excellent acoustic properties in here
If my gun was in reach I could shoot down the hallway while dropping this loaf, but it aint so I don't
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>>28720372
> genesis
> back seat

Literally only a toddler would fit back there, Fanfic McEdge. Nothing personnel, though
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>>28720177
I'm in my lgs I'm very safe
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Well the "room" I'm in is a 13 ton armored "truck" going 70mph down the interstate and I'm armed. So...fair to midland?
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>>28720177
Got my 870 in arms reach, has 6 rounds in it... of birdshot...
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>>28720821
dont chan and drive
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>>28720177
>*BOOM*
>*BOOM*
>*CRASH*
BUDDY YOURE A BIG BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE
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>>28720266
not him but I work in rand paul's campaign office
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>>28720870
looking for interns?

I know its very unlikely for me to get a job connection using a mongolian sock puppet image board, but a small chance still means there's a chance
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>>28720411
Share snacks.
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>>28720177
Not.
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I think I'll be ok
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>>28720177
>implying
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>>28720466
They make sedans you know
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>>28720844
I'm the passenger nigger. I drove the first 8 hours of the shift, now I'm getting thrown around in the back by Mario Andretti up here.
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>>28720177
Pretty fucked, I got a knife but that is it. For the situation I should have heard them breach my front door, but if they jut teleport in I am fucked.
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>>28720177

>>*BOOM*
>>*BOOM*
>>*CRASH*

>*BOOM*
>*BOOM*
>*CRASH*

>BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY
>MAKE A BIG NOISE
>PLAYIN' IN THE STREET
>GONNA BE A BIG MAN SOME DAY
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But why?
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>Have cameras around house
>House is relatively huge
>Several rooms
>By the time they approach my house I would be ready
>If they made it into my house, I would have the advantage
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>>28720177
This is why we need to get rid of the NFA.. I need a select fire sbr to be able to adequately protect my house and i live alone and the hallways are way to cramped for me to clear my house effectively and this is a really good reason why i need a machinegun and because my house is small and i live alone so thats why i need a full auto sbr should to defend myself home alone
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>the room I'm in is located around a corner which offers me an EXCELLENT ambush position
>affix BAYONETS (in this case a full on sword bayonet)
>wait until chucklefuck one comes around the corner, run him through on the bayonet
>hope they freeze in fear instead of shooting me in the face while my rifle is dick deep in chucklefuck's chest cavity
at least I have the cool factor going for me
"Local man shot dead after impaling intruder on sword"
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>>28721967
Oh how original
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>>28720177
i always have my AR within reach and i intermittently wear body armor around the house.
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>>28720177
i'd probably get one before dying i have a 92a1 on the desk
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>>28720177
Taking a dump....
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>>28720200

>Not training to the best of your ability, so you can get 8 shots off in less than 1 second.

Fucking pleb.
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>>28724715

Sorry....This was meant for >>28720205
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>>28720177
Within arms reach I have the following:
>K98
>Galil
>HK93
>FAL
>1887 Shotgun
>Hipower
>USP
My body is ready
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>>28720200
>home defense with M855
>miss a shot and kill the small child in the next apartment over

No clue why anyone on the fucking planet would think that using a ball round specifically designed for barrier penetration would be a good idea for home defense.
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>>28720177
I'm presently sitting on a toilet in a stall at work. I'm pants around ankles tier fucked. >Really, really fucked.
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>It's a mayuri dies for the 94th time episode
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>it's a timelines case
>it's a greg did it case
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