Are you guys ready for the next generation of self defense? Gonna regret spending all that money now that http://oncamera.co is stopping all crime
Wow... Video 911 calls... So now the 911 operator can watch the victim get robbed/raped/murdered and not just have to settle for audio only.
Or the 911 operator can now see the face of the McDonald's employee who ran out of chicken nuggets. http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/03/04/florida-woman-calls-11-after-mcdonald-runs-out-mcnuggets.html
People don't even watch 5 second ads on youtube.
Good luck asking a pumped up attacker to watch a short film, then do a little personal introspection and analyze their life decisions.
Won't stop a dindu. That's going to rely on if the attacker has a conscience and realizes that there are consequences for his actions.
Also is gonna rely on the person knowing how to open the app quickly under stress and where/how to point it.
Comes into play.
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welp that makes sense something as retarded as that would come from there.
Oh my god i fucking cringed so hard at that cop i couldn't even finish it
People's fascination with making home movies has always baffled me, the movie industry always gets better wide angle shots and focus pulls.
>this bitch points a phone at me
>.02 seconds to realize that it's not pepper spray, a tazer, or a gun.
>instead of realistically smacking it out her hand and proceeding with rob-rape-kill I'm gonna listen to an after school special.
Yeah this will totally work.
he hadn't even done anything. the text at the beginning is meant to incriminate him for the sake of the viewer, but the characters in the skit didnt' have the same canonical implications.
she just turned around dialing 911 on a stranger who could have been walking to any one of those cars.
how would you feel if you came out of the stairs at some big city parking garage started walking to your car and had the police called on you by some dumb nigger?
If I was a cop I would intentionally swing by the dunkin doughnuts drive thru on the way to the rape so that the victim could learn the lesson of "dont be a fucking retarded faggot with this stupid shit"
I'll just leave this here....
The cop literally says, "It's better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it." I wonder what actual proven, reliable, and efficient self defense tool you could use that same argument for?
this. I actually had a vivid dream this past night about being approached and held up from behind and turning while drawing to mag dump. Of course my subconscious made it be a black guy and for some reason he didn't shoot back for whatever reason. Probably had the dream because I'm excited for me Stealth Gear holster arriving today.
Our local sheriff said that about home defense firearms. He just flat out said that it will take him and his boys 15-20 minutes to respond to a call because everything is so rural.
>see guys you don't need to use lethal force to defend yourself ever!
>black lives matter!
Well at least you can take solace in the fact that they, being San Francisco faggots and nignogs, will kill themselves off with aids in due time.
At a HOA meeting last year we had our local PD tell us something similar, only they flat out told us if you shoot, you better hope you kill them(civil lawsuits) and to be sure to make it clear to the investigators that you were scared for your life many times.
Ours said that if the family sues, counter for everything from property damage, loss of time and wages, stain removal services, and all the way down to the cost of the bullet used.
>mfw i was walking to my car but this bitch pulls out some stupid little policeman telling me that i have to leave or i will be prosecuted
Facial recognition technology is buggy as hell. And in an underground garage? I'd laugh my ass off at that, take the bitches phone after raping and killing her and then ditch it in a river.
That's how a nigger thinks. You know what would have been more effective? Her pointing a .38 at that fucker. Guarantee he would have ran off a lot faster.
Also does this shit rely on cellphone service or something to upload the video? Because if so I guess you are fucked when someone rapes and kills you in the middle of nowhere then destroys your phone.
>It relies on a cellular network
>what is reliable signal anywhere in a parking garage or a variety of other places
>what is the guy knowing that the message he is hearing is a pre recorded (so for all practical purposes a fake) message.
>What is destroying the phone
Inb4 the app actually works by making rapists lose their sides for long enough for the women to sprint away and their laughing faces are posted on the oncamera website as proof that the technology working.
The stats of white men raping black women a year is extremely low, blacks raping white women a year is 1000% higher.
Also okcupid did a data analysis of less popular races/genders, Asian men less popular males, and black women less popular on the wimmin's side.
>mfw the Vietnam Style flash back started playing after the "cop" showed up.
What is that suppose to even do?
Surely you refer to a woman's ability to show a man his innate male privilege, and cause him to not only reconsider his evil patriarchy ways, but instantly turn transgender and desire to become female? Or at the very least, abandon all his man-o-centric ways and dedicate his life to hardcore feminism?
>Men are just afraid of a Strong Black African Princess
Naw, they just don't want to deal with the fucking attitude.
Met a few I'd be happy to date, met a lot you couldn't pay me to date. Not impossible to find a black woman attractive. Just more difficult.
I fucking love this
>drunk woman at club uses this. "This guy wants to rape me, I totally know it."
>walking around campus waving it at everyone. "Tag their faces they're all rapists."
>"He's manspreading, HALP
>"He's bringing his privilege into my safe space REEEEEEE."
company shuts down amidst several lawsuits.
I don't have the pic on this computer but a comparison of 3 consecutive years (2011-2013 I believe it was) had 0 reports of a white man sexually assaulting a black woman. With over 300 incidents a year of a black man sexually assaulting a white woman.
>mfw they try to facially id me when im wearing a ski mask
>our system has been activated
>believing rapist who's .5 seconds from pouncing on you will take the 30 seconds to listen to that slow-ass announcement, believe that he's been identified already, not just smack that shit out of her hand and continue with the assault
>she turns away and starts talking to the cop
>criminal doesn't take advantage of that moment to run back, smash the thing, and attack
>Satiro-san how can we stop all these criminal from hurt or gentle virgin population?
>not now Yoshi-san!! I must prepare for whale hunt! Much honor I will bring!
>That's it!! An idea you have given me!
>quickly fire the nets!
POP POP POP
>You have brought much honor to your house Yoshi Uzabangabanga, you may sleep with any of Japan's top models
>puts on mask
>proceeds to violently rape woman while some cuck on the phone keeps on telling me to stop
>finishes due to premature ejaculation and excitement
>smash womans face against the concrete until she stops moving
>leave as woman lays there in a puddle of blood and cum
>laugh on my walk home because a woman tried to skype the police for help
aha if only
Holy buttfucking hell this is hilarious. How can anyone think this will work? This is some next level retardation
>82% of Americans are victims of violent crime
>1/4 womyn meme
Jesus, do I live in fucking Uganda? Well I guess they have to lie to sell their product somehow.
wasn't the same at all. Much less fighting 4v1 and much less hitting trying to injure someone lying on the ground.
Looked like most times a guy on the ground could just say "okay okay I give" or some such and the white fighters walked over to the next willing participant.
> What if you could stop just %10 of violent crimes before they happen?
I really don't understand this anti-gunner logic.
> If we can save just one person!
But you can, by allowing them to get training and weapons and letting them defend themselves.
Can anyone explain to me why they want to save X number of people, but for some reason not using some methods over others?
>didn't even make the joke, since the guy who posted that was me
>gets all butthurt about nobody laughing
Guess what it's because it wasn't really funny. I don't even have tits anon, it's no good to you to whiteknight on my account.
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statistically, white men raping black women almost never happens. But they obviously won't show a black man raping a white woman, they'd get called racist. Kinda like those "diversity" posters you'll see, but there's two blacks, a chink, a muslim woman, and a sihk, and not a white person for miles.
LMFAO at the thought of thousands of obese cops sitting at computer terminals, waiting to answer all the calls and tell career criminals >"Stop, I'm in an office 400 miles away from you"
why does this dog remind me of walton goggins?
>About to get assaulted
>Let me play this video at the attacker
>OH SHIT, my phone is on mute
It's like smart guns or those rubber ball things for cops to put over their guns: A solution to a question no one asked.
Sorry, if I'm being attacked I'm going to pull out my gun, not my phone.
>wear bill clinton mask
>I HAVE FACIALLY ID'D YOU
>bill clinton arrested for rape
Nobody actually thinks a rapist or murderer or whatever would stop because an mp4 file on his victim's phone told him to, right?
What was that gimmick self defense '''''weapon''''' that was getting mocked here a while back called again? I remember it had a mace sprayer, a strobelight, and some other bullshit jammed into it.
In most real cases, it would have gone down with her pushing the button on her radio and saying "Officer needs assistance, (location)". Then she would try to go for the gun or something. She panicked a shit ton though.
Panic or not, if she called for backup before committing to the situation she would have had that place surrounded in minutes.
that video holy fuck, do they seriously think this is gunna stop tyrone from raping or stealing some shit, they would just end up yelling worldstar out of instinct
also i thought the rapist or whatever was shia labeouf for a second
>Going out to get sum white pussy
>This bitch will do
>She reaches into her purse
>Its a phone, she says it's recording me.
>Slap phone away
>Beat here ass
>Throw her into boosted '89 Civic
>Rape the bitch
>Kill her so she can't press charges
>Dump body into large body of water or feed to pitbull
Moulder catch-catch many Nippon Man-Things!
make it shoot steel mesh net (piano wire thickness so it'll cut the shit out of you if you attempt to break it) with a taser of an amperage high enough to make the sparks arc across the net squares.
also shoulder mounted with a real trigger so it isn't so goddamn unergonomic and fleshlight shaped.
in it's current form it'd be more useful unfired as a damn club. As a tazer net it'd be a pretty damn good nonlethal riot suppression tool.
oh god they use that bullshit "1 in 4 women" statistic.
If they can't even use a reliably sourced figure, like from say the FBI, as opposed to that discredited Koss "study/survey", I wouldn't trust them to accurately portray their product.
Basically, lies, all lies.
What the fuck? If you paid for chicken nuggets and they didn't give you chicken nuggets that's fraud or some shit. They can't just give you whatever they want when you paid for something specific. Like if I pay for a heart transplant and when I wake up they say "sorry we were all out of hearts so we replaced your liver" that's fucking bullshit.
While a terrible idea for actually protecting yourself, this may lead to a few more rapists being sent to prison, so I'm in favor of it.
Mind you, it probably won't stop so much as a single crime, but it will still put more people behind bars.
I saved it because I knew if someone asked about it in the future, they would need proof something that stupid existed.
>are those really used by jap police?
Yes and there is nothing really ridiculous about them. Similar devices were used in medieval time to capture samurai/knights alive. In the Europe too.
Lucky you, my subconscious just takes the fact that I've never shot anyone in real life before and thus have no frame of reference for what it actually looks like and turns every single shot fired into a miss.
TFW magdump into enemy's head from point-blank and all are misses.
Random street assaults don't happen like that, with a calm, thinking, rational attacker.
And this already exists on your phone anyway. Take a pic and upload it, so you can have your next of kin show it to the court.
>Panic or not, if she called for backup before committing to the situation she would have had that place surrounded in minutes.
Too bad minutes later, the police backup can't un-rape her.
A movie, but for an IRL scenario going down like that: dumb bitch let someone get in her bubble. Never let them get in the bubble.
This is some sexual fetish roleplay shit man.
eh, it's better than nothing i suppose
though realistically you might as well just start sprinting instead of fumbling with your phone
the app also assumes that the criminals we encounter on a day-to-day basis are well groomed, educated whiteboys who fear the long dick of the law, rather than tweaking methheads who, aside from not giving a single fuck, probably can't even understand what the guy on the screen is saying because they only speak in ebonics.
git guns, not apps. what sends the message "fuck off" more efficiently, a little guy on a screen chatting about the law, or the muzzle of a gun pointed at your centre mass?
Yeah, the whole concept is serious bullshit, especially the video.
But that gave me an idea:
With the availability of small HD cameras: Wouldnt it be a thing to make something like a light/camera for rails? I doubt that such a thing would be larger than your average surefire and for self defense situations it would bring some legal backup for when the judge tries to find out if you shot Jamal in self defense or just because you didnt like his t-shirt
And if you dont want it to record, dont push the red button.
Am I missing something? Because right now that sounds like a brilliant idea in my mind.....
Continue to do what I'm doing right now.
Would probably work.
Something like a phone camera (A good one) with a battery and a light mounted beside the camera lens.
Would probably work well. Good cameras are so very small these days so I'm sure that's a good idea. Maybe even have the camera activation button be near the grip so when you need the camera you don't have to reach.
>make it shoot steel mesh net (piano wire thickness so it'll cut the shit out of you if you attempt to break it) with a taser of an amperage high enough to make the sparks arc across the net squares.
That seems like a bad combination.
>white guy who could be a magic mike stripper
>rapes/sexually assaults (allegedly)
>outta shape POC woman
way to pick one of the least likely scenarios for sexual crimes in the world.
If only she had something he wouldn't try to slap away....
>The result is a fear-free experience. No loud bang.
Is this really an issue people have? The first thing on your mind when someone is going to rape/kill you is that your gun is too loud?
I have also done this
>drink heavily in the dark
>reflect on every past transgression and personal failing
worked so well for this guy amirite
In a free state, "I was in fear for my life" and the statute reading that all that matters is how you FELT, not the situation at hand, means hell no I'm not filming myself shooting a home invader for anything other than liveleak purposes.