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ITT:Military pet peeves about civilians

>Asking me about the army when my branch tape says "US Air Force" "US Navy" or "US Marines"

>Not knowing the difference between officer and enlisted. "Oh, my nephew joined out of high school! Why did you go to college first?"

>How many people have you killed?

>"Was 9/11 and inside job?"

>"Is Obama really going to take all of our guns away?"

>"Dude, I totally thought of joining once!" Right, so that makes us best buds.

>Do they brainwash you?

>Asking me if I know their family member/friend who is stationed on the other side of the country in a different branch of the armed forces.

>Talking about how if THEY joined the military, they would TOTALLY become a SpecOps/SEAL/Recon/Special forces ninja

>Trying to one-up me with stories of their friend/relative who is apparently way more badass than me

>lol Chair Force/Gayvy
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"Is it like Call of Duty/Black Hawk Down/American Sniper/Lone Survivor?!?"
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>>28703762
ITT: welfare warriors trying to shit one people who didn't want to be welfare warriors.
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>>28703786
Sorry you get rejected at MEPS
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>>28703792
Sorry you decided to join an organization designed to brainwash brain dead imbeciles into thinking they're important.
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>civilians
This is why people hate you.
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>>28703762
Type of guy that wears his uniform around hoping to get free shit and his ass kissed..
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Automatically assuming anyone walking around in a uniform is a badass hero.

They don't realize that the military is full of mundane jobs like any civilian company
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"Do you hate muslims?"
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>>28703817
Is that not what non-military people are?
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>>28703858
It just sounds degrading.
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>>28703880
TRIGGER WARNING

OH MY DELICATE PRECIOUS NERVES
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>>28703880
Only because you're ashamed you didn't/couldn't join. Normal civilians don't mind.
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When civs try to tell me how the army runs.
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>>28703901
Well don't bitch when I call a Marine a soldier because TRIGGER WARNING IM A MUHREEN NOT A SOLDIER!!!

>>28703908
Never had any intentions of going to a place where the possibility of dying is pretty high.
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>>28703858

most people would consider you a civilian too unless you're armed
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>>28703786
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>>28703945
>possibility of dying is pretty high

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. I literally stare at spreadsheets all day. Only difference is I wear cammies at my desk
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>>28703880
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>>28703814
Fucking this.
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>>28704092
Wasn't talking about the chair force.
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>>28703838
Yes
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>>28703762
As ex-military I would do all of this to you just because you seem like a prick
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>>28704119
Literally could be any branch. The marines even have admin POGs who send emails and do paperwork all day.
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>>28703814
>Sorry you decided to join an organization designed to brainwash brain dead imbeciles into thinking they're important.

but... but... im fighting for america and when i get back there's gonna be parades in the street celebrating my bravery at firing missiles at a raghead 200 miles away
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>>28703814
I dont think you get to be the salty one first then have someone call you on your shit then claim theyre being salty.
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>>28704163
Don't forget free IHOP on veterans day and dumbasses lining up to "dank u 4ur serbice"
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>>28704154
AF doesn't say "cammies" like we're talking about a onesie or some shit. Pretty sure only the navy/marines say that.
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>>28704167
How can I be called out on something that's true.
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>>28703880
>uses correct term
>>28704119
>not real military!
>>28703945
>literally too afraid of being a man and providing for his family
Wow queer, guess you wouldn't work in a mine, construction, oil, or lumber either? I'm glad we had men better than you build society because youre right fucked in the head.
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>>28704194
>admits being rejected by MEPS
That explains your inferiority complex.
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>>28704194
That's adorable
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>ITT
>Neckbeard basement dwellers
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>>28703814
Some people join because there's cool shit to do.
CCT for example.
Get to go to cool schools and get cool training
Airborne school
Ranger school
Pathfinder school
HALO MFF school
Dive school
Shoot cool guns and blow shit up
Watch cool planes shoot shit
Fast rope
Mountain climbing
Meeting the most interesting people around.
A lot of jobs in the military are Bullshit or boring.
But there's a few made for the right people that can be one hell of an experience
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>>28704215
Well, you are literally doing a job that a robot could fucking do, so get off your high horse you faggot.
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>>28704248
>But I'm totally not guise
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>>28704215
>>literally too afraid of being a man and providing for his family
Being in a desert killing people for the government is much of "providing for my family"
>implying i dont work in one of those 4 occupations
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>>28704266
Sweet selfi bruh
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>>28704194
>he got rejected at MEPS

kek how much of a fuck up are you
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>>28704265
Tell me more about how important you are at Walmart?
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>>28703814
Has nothing to do with MEPs>>28704263


>>28704223
And my tax dollars pay for someone else's experience.

Which I'm not okay with.
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>>28704270
>Implying Muslims are people.

What?
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>>28704313
Completely missed the fucking point
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>>28704307
>MY TAX MUNNIES

cry more faggot.
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>>28704307
Then don't pay taxes autismo
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>>28704336
Completely don't care about why you're a faggot.

Fkn mudslime sympathizers. Absolutely disgusting
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>>28704337
>hurrrr im mad because some guy doesn't like where his tax dollars go

>>28704347
So I can get buttfucked by the IRS?
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>>28704270
>Military Dangerous!
Peace time military with tons of non-combat support roles. Your infinitely more likely to be killed in one of those professions than behind a god damn desk or in a maintenance bay like a shit ton of people in the miltiary.
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>>28703762
>>How many people have you killed?

"All of them. Even the chilluns." - That's the answer you should give.
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>>28703880
No it doesn't.

I'm not in any part of the armed forces, or ever had the intention of joining. Civilian is not at all a degrading term, unless you make it sound degrading or find it degrading yourself cos you're a pussy.

It's like atheist and theist, neither are degrading terms. Unless you're one of the autistic fags who say "OHH ATHIEST SHOULDN'T BE A WORK CO'S THERE'S NO WORD FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T PLAY BASEBALL!"
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>>28703762
you forgot
>"if you're a soldier why are you such an assblasted manchild that no one in the real world cares you're a O1 butterball"

don't you have coffee to fetch "soldier"?
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>>28704375
So leave. Go join a euro-cuck nation that doesn't believe in using taxes for their military which seems in line with what you want.
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>>28704375
I make lots of money so I don't gotta cry like a child like you are :)
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>>28704399
Tell me where the Ossifer touched you.
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>>28704400
I want my tax dollars to go to our failing infrastructure and school systems.

Not to send Jamal and Julio around the world to see shithole nations.
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>>28704265
Very few common jobs couldn't be done by a robot. In fact most jobs just involve a human being a medium to shove info into a machine.

Faggot.
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>>28704425
Lobby about it or something that doesn't involve being a crybaby on 4chin
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>>28704307
>muh tax dollars
Your tax dollars do tons of shit other than 'pay for someone's experience'.

Your tax dollars paying for your massive bloated military is one of the reasons Americans can be so comfortable. No one wants to fuck with you, and everyone wants to be on your good side.
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>>28704347
You're not a citizen if you don't pay your taxes.
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>>28704455
Using your logic, no one wants to hear you military fags whine and complain on 4chan either.
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What pisses me off is when POG boots like OP get all high and mighty because people are ignorant about something not even 5% of the population is involved in
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>>28704470
Or we could stop pissing money away on stupid projects that end up going nowhere. Just because some faggot senator wants a factory in his district.
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>>28704488
I'm not military anymore. Idc, just love you hear everyone cry
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>>28703814
Found the MEPs reject/boot camp washout
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>>28704425
>Jamal and Julio working hard to get out of the ghetto and setting themselves up to be productive members of society
How dare a man work to provide for himself?!? The government obviously needs mo dem programs.
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>>28704537
I'd rather have Jamal and Julio do work for the government in the form of military service than get handouts to spend on drugs and malt liquor
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>>28704555
So why are you complaining about Jamal and Julio being in the military just to "see da world" then?
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>>28703814
>is salty
>calls other people salty
>mfw
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>>28704586
different poster
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>>28704537
We could be Jamal and Julio to work at home instead having them jerk off in a shithole 6000 miles away.

There's plenty of infrastructure that needs to be repaired in this country.
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>be me
>almost model rotc cadet
>doing pretty good n shit
>have to wear stupid fucking cammies everywhere
>have to salute for some fat shitbag who didn't do shit
>i can deal with this
>oh also can't smoke weed
>fuck that i'm out
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>>28704870
one thing that did piss me off was when people would thank me. i appreciate it but i didn't do jack shit but sit in a classroom and walk around a field with a compass and map.
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>>28703762
civilian pet peeves about soldiers
>when they dont quite understand that you dont really give a shit about their branch and are just trying to make conversation when all you know about them is that they were in the armed forces because its all they ever talk about

>when they seem to think most people are pussies for not volunteering to go half way across the country to do daily exercises, learn to clean a gun, and get screamed at by muscly fags

>when they get asspained about jokes based on the stereotypes of their occupation, even though most jobs have similar jokes and nobody else throws a fit about it
why cant you guys go somewhere else and whine. 90% of you have never seen combat and even if you had, this isnt weapons related
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>>28703814
>He did it didn't he?
>I cant believe anon posted that b8
>ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>28704119
>the army has no desk jobs, logistics just magically handle themselves
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
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>>28703786
No, OP is talking about the military. You're thinking of schoolteachers.
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>>28703945
>Never had any intentions of going to a place where the possibility of dying is pretty high.

Anon, I have some bad news for you. You will die. Hiding under your bed won't stop it. Playing one last chess game won't stop it. You can't stop it.

Um, ok, look, I'm not real good at explaining this shit. Go ask your mommy.
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