Measuring penis with my Shield

yes, except with a Mosin

>>28686322
I know this thread will probably be deleted, but I once measured my penis next to my Glock 17 slide and it was slightly longer.

>>28686349
Uhhh... so what was the result?

>>28686359
your mom got pregnant and I discovered that there are, indeed, things harder to clean off a rifle than cosmoline.

Man I was expecting to hear about how OP had an ND and his dick was so small he missed.

>>28686355
Get outta here Mr.Glock 34

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>>28686381

>>28686322
Caring about penis size always came off as barbaric to me. No, my dick isn't that small

>>28686442
Whatever you say Mr. Sig P238

>>28686442
>caring about penis size is barbaric
what the actual fuck?
If you haven't spent countless hours tediously studying your own penis then you are a fucking sociopath and mentally unfit to own firearms.

>>28686486
Does masturbating count as studying?

>>28686442
You can actually feel the small dick syndrome flowing out of the words.

>>28686538
>>28686509
>>28686486
>>28686460
Maybe he's a time traveling Roman. They're thing was that large junk was a sign of lesser intellect, uncivilized and un-Roman.

>>28686584
*Their goddamnit

>>28686584
>An entire empire banding together to make excuses for the small dicks.
That's actually inspiring.

>>28686460
>>28686486
>>28686538
>>28686584
It just disturbs me to sexualize myself like that. I would rather study someone else's body and their physical features.

>>28686664
>sexualize myself
Yup, fucking sociopath scum.

>>28686664
>>28686694
BTFO

GAU-8 is my yardstick of choice

>>28687189
Does your dick spin as well?

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>>28687189
> not using the Gustav gun for measuring purposes

>>28686664
is this really happening right now? are we watching oc cringe on night /k/?

>>28687978
Yes, yes we are.

>>28687958
>being .00171 Gustavs
desu the feels are so unbearable it's why I'm still a virgin at 28

>literally got laughed at by a girl the first time I tried to save sex when I took my pants off
>couldn't stay hard and ended up leaving
>terrified to try sex again and after two more failed relationship attempts gave up and devote my time and money to guns

>>28688387
have, not save. Phone keyboard.

>>28688387
Truly a sad experience I imagine

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>his penis isn't a gun
Tfw you can't masturbate without collateral damage

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this is what happens if you try it with sks and arent careful

>>28688387
Get a hooker on back page

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>>28686381
Kek

>>28689236
Jesus fucking christ anon

>>28689236
why

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>>28689236

>>28689236
FUCK

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>>28689236

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>>28689211
I hear yah

>>28686322
>>28686355
C-could I get some pics please?

>>28686322
>>28686355
WHY THE FUCK HASN'T ANY ANONS DELIVERED PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE YET

>>28689236
lemme kiss it better for you bb

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>>28688387
>actually bothering with the relationship stages and not skipping straight to guns

Where are the comparison pictures?

>>28688387
:(

I bet you're cute. I'd go shooting with you then suck you off in the parking lot.

>>28690781
post pics

>>28690822
You first, anon~

>>28690957
id have no problem link to a soc thread and ill post with vp in msg if youre willin

/k/ - Penis Discussion Generals

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>>28691001
You know it m8

Thats pretty sad sence the Shield is a sub-compact ahaha

>>28691076
Put it in your mouth and it can still blow your mind.

>no pics in this whole thread

Goddammit, /k/. I cleared my schedule for this.

>>28686322
This is exactly what's wrong with gun culture

>>28691814
This. Bunch of pussies.

>>28686584
Time traveling Roman here; can confirm. Barbarians would always take their pugiones and hold them up to their cocks, it's goddamn filthy.

>browse thread
>only pic is the reposted dick in garand

/k/ pls
I want to look at your cocks

Kinda surprised there hasn't been an instance of someone mounting optics to their dick

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I compared my dick to 5.56. It was shorter

>>28693121
>Garand
Kys

>>28688387
>in high school
>dating a girl
>mackin' on the bitch
>she goes down and unzips my dick
>"oh.. My ex's was twice the size"
>proceeds to start sucking me off

Who in the goddamn fuck thinks saying something like that is a good idea.

>>28693306
Maybe her ex was a literal cuck and liked hearing about how much bigger the other dicks she's taken were.

>>28693306
To remind you shes not into it at all and make you feel bad about being a the stereotypical small dicked guntoater.

>>28693306
I read this on /r9k/ once. You should have beat her up.

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>>28693306

>>28686322
pic or didn't happen

>>28693666
Satan demands cock pics

Most disappointing thread.

>>28693666


no one is posting their pepes

>>28686640
kek

I have a Makarov, a S&W model 10, and a hi-point .45. I will provide pics later once I'm erect (was planning on beating off anyways). Never though about how I measure up to my guns

How banned will I get exactly?

>>28691814
I'm at work right now, I can upload a webm of me blowing a load in my german p226 when I get off

>>28696779
>How banned will I get exactly?

Sadly, evading a ban is easy as fuck, don't sweat it.

>>28696836

But how? And besides evading how long would a normal ban last? I don't post a ton, mostly lurk. Just felt like getting weird tonight

>>28688155
Alternatively, 171 microGustavs.

>>28696779
>>28696821
Eagerly awaiting content.

>>28696984

Still want an answer to this, but its gonna be another 30-45 minutes before go time

>>28686322
>So I was watching some porn the other day and I had my Shield next to me.
Not surprising that a guntoaters single.

>>28686640
the bloodthirsty conquest didn't tip you off?

>>28697384
2 to 3 days

>>28693073
betta than u pugio italiacuck

>>28697384
Post it
Post it
Post it
Post it
Post it

>>28697384
post gifs n pics instead

>>28697610
>>28697630

I’M A’ CHARGIN’ MAH LAZER

>>28698027
Genuinely excited for this.

DON'T LET US DOWN ANON

>>28698362
dude naw.

>>28698378
Impressed, anon. Actually a pretty nice looking one.

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>>28698362
>>28698378

>>28698378
>tfw 4chan always reminds me that my dick is inadequate and will never please a woman
>tfw my gf has only seen one other dick in her life and it's probably bigger than mine
>tfw inadequate and I should kill myself

>>28691084
Underrated post

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>>28689236

>>28686664
>>28686442
How big is your dick, kiddo? Scared to be judged on an anonymous imageboard?

>>28698362
>>28698378
Was gonna make a joke about the Makarov and dick grips but I couldn't come up with anything clever.

I see you definitely got harder for the Model 10. Looking pretty tasty there, I like the color and veins. Would be range buddies with benefits with.

This is the gayest thread I've ever been in.......plz never change /k/

>>28689211
Jew penis

>>28698505
I would but I just fapped

Greatest fucking thread, only wish there was more.

>>28698648
Nice. Really, really nice.

>>28698670
D-Do you really mean that anon?

>>28698648
Love the shape, nice head, nice girth.

Would suck you off in a heartbeat, anon.

>>28698648
This is a blue board tho

>>28688387

it's ok D8C0

>everyone on /k/ is hung but me

>>28698718
Hell yes I mean it.

>>28698715
This is off topic. This isn't /soc/, dicks with guns only.

Did everyone get banned then...?

It was great while it lasted.

>>28698448
4.8", which isn't that small given that I'm Asian

>>28699546
kawaii feminine penis??

Let's cuddle, anon!

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>tfw I missed the fun

>>28699790
Glad I didn't. Saved everything before the delete, thankfully.

>>28699790
>>28699871
There's always the archive

>>28686486
This x1000

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>>28689236

>>28700727
Pretty sure he just let it down slowly on his foreskin to stage the photo, doubt it snapped shut on him.

im bigger than the slide on my p250

>>28701060
Pics plz

>>28701070
you can find them on cuteboys

>>28701075
Thread/post numbers?

>>28701075
>>28701161
Don't leave me hanging like that anon! At least give me a way to find you there~