So I was watching some porn the other day and I had my Shield next to me. I thought it would be funny to compare the length of my penis to the slide of my Shield.
Turns out that it is the exact same length as my Shield. I don't really know how to feel about this since I have never measured my penis.
Has anybody ever done something similar?
>caring about penis size is barbaric
what the actual fuck?
If you haven't spent countless hours tediously studying your own penis then you are a fucking sociopath and mentally unfit to own firearms.
> not using the Gustav gun for measuring purposes
>literally got laughed at by a girl the first time I tried to save sex when I took my pants off
>couldn't stay hard and ended up leaving
>terrified to try sex again and after two more failed relationship attempts gave up and devote my time and money to guns
>his penis isn't a gun
Tfw you can't masturbate without collateral damage
this is what happens if you try it with sks and arent careful
>actually bothering with the relationship stages and not skipping straight to guns
>in high school
>dating a girl
>mackin' on the bitch
>she goes down and unzips my dick
>"oh.. My ex's was twice the size"
>proceeds to start sucking me off
Who in the goddamn fuck thinks saying something like that is a good idea.
I have a Makarov, a S&W model 10, and a hi-point .45. I will provide pics later once I'm erect (was planning on beating off anyways). Never though about how I measure up to my guns
How banned will I get exactly?
>tfw 4chan always reminds me that my dick is inadequate and will never please a woman
>tfw my gf has only seen one other dick in her life and it's probably bigger than mine
>tfw inadequate and I should kill myself
Was gonna make a joke about the Makarov and dick grips but I couldn't come up with anything clever.
I see you definitely got harder for the Model 10. Looking pretty tasty there, I like the color and veins. Would be range buddies with benefits with.