Some Bernie supporter shared this on his Jewbook, and he did it unironically. How many errors can you find in this text, /k/? Help a liberal understand something about guns.
So they Ben read before they post?
> People can't even tell our memes from regular content
We are transcending reality.
And you are quite good at detecting sarcasm.
I believe the previous poster was being sarcastic.
All the "Guide to Guns" ones are from /k/. Just point out how he took a satirical image seriously and was none the wiser. Ask him how he should know what's right and wrong with firearms legislation if he doesn't even know what it's talking about
>The gun fires a special French version of the military armor piercing 55.6mm anti personnel round
well, helpfully this one has at least one less chromosome now.
>Don't bother calling the local police, they canot stop the crazed gunman that poses this killing machine
That pic doesn't describe the truly terrifying features of the Famas:
>burst setting, that makes the target explode and covers everything with gore in a 27m radius (hence the name)
>oversized carry handle for increased mobility
>bipod for perfect accuracy on the move
>barrel that can be fitted with a bayonet AND a rifle grenade, ensuring that the victim gets stabbed, fragged and shoot at at the same time, with no chance of survival.
>safety to lure innocent bystanders into a false sense of security
>armor piercing incendiary 76.2mm rounds
My shoulder would disintegrate
My house would be on fire
I would lose my hearing and eyesight temporarily from the sheer concussive force of the round being fired from within a firearm chamber and not an AA or AT gun
I would have an erection so hard I could drill through bedrock simply by putting my dick into the dirt and spinning
6 million in damages later, and with permanent EEEEEEEEEE and hallucinations, and it would be all worth it, just to shoot somebody with a round as big as their torso.
>Decide to take my nephew bear hunting
>he wants to shoot the "big one"
>starts to get dusk when a bear finally turns up
>open mouth and watch as nephew prepares for the recoil
>we both black out for a solid 10 seconds from the sheer concussive force
>all trees have had their leaves stripped within a 50ft vicinity around the muzzle blast
>can't even hear the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as eardrums are now mush
>Nephew has dropped the customized 76mm nugget and is now soundlessly screaming in agony from absorbing a naval gun round into his shoulder. I'm surprised he's still alive.
>Shit cunt missed the bear though, he flinched like a pussy
>Bear is currently stood there, in shock with tufts of fur missing and slightly singed.
>Bear's face when he realises he's still in one piece
Holy shit I fucking kek'd. Have some (You)'s and an image macro.
That's the hardest I've laughed in weeks. Top fucking kek
GUIDE TO GUNS
The FAMAS is a french assault rifle, its name is short for "Fuck! Argh! My Ass! Shit!" named after the regular battlescreams of the user/babykiller. The gun takes a new approach to modern warfare in that it actually never fires, yet always jams, causing the famous ear-deafening screams every time. The clip is placed behind the trigger so that the elbow sticks out more dangerously during reloads, this also makes the reloads faster wich by the time need to be performed every time the gun jams, wich is always. When you see a shooter using this killing machine, don't dare standing next to him, your head will be hit clean off by the tactical elbow during one of the reloads. When reaching a critical reload rate the shooter can begin propelling himself upwards, able to hunt aircraft in the process.
The Glock is a special forces, tactical 9mm (Almost a quarter of the size of some grenades!) assault pistol used primarily by oppressive authority figures in order to murder unarmed African American teenagers. The design, black and angular, is designed for maximum efficiency as well as to inspire fear towards all looking down the barrel. It can hold more than a dozen rounds, with a high rate of fire, it can obtain firing speeds almost as fast as contemporary assault weapons like the AK-47, AR-15, and the M16. Despite it being designed for police and tactical squads, the Glock has found a strange home in the hands of the citizens, and it's killing power is well known, the Glock itself is used as a symbol of Urban violence by philanthropist/rapper 50 cent. Most dangerous of all, however, is the Glock' ability to detonate like an assault grenade when thrown or fired by the attacker.
I totally should make one about the Tokarev pistol and how it was used by terrorists to kill 3000 west german police officers.
I bought some bullets so I can reload my 55. Caliber cases.