STAFF SARN'T MY M203 IS STILL LOADED WITH A 40 MIKE-MIKE KINDER "SURPRISE" EGG FROM WHEN WE WERE DOIN' THAT HEARTS AND MINDS BULLSHIT GIVIN' CANDY TO THEM BROWN CHILLENS SHOULD I FIRE IT ANYHOWS
Heard you guys needed help with a Sniper. Point me to his location.
Contact! Enemy MG squad and what looks some stragglers.
I thought that was just to hold goggles. Or do they use the same mount?
There's a mount that clips on to the front and back lip of a ACH, or any helmet really. That one might be for holding his goggles, but it kinda looks like the NVG mounting kit
Oh, you can't hear me when I talk normally? Good, I've been needing to get this off my chest.
I've fucked every girlfriend you've had since you joined our unit. Every. Single. One. And they loved it.
Phew! I'm glad I got that off (no I'm not, I dont regret it)
IM SORRY SAARNT I WAS FUCKING ROUND WITH A PEN FLARE AND IT SHOT UP INTO MY LID, I THREW IT OFF AND NOW I CANT FIND IT
WHAT? GEE THANKS, I NEEDED HELP FINDING A NEW GIRLFRIEND. THE LAST 3 WERE PSYCHO AND CRAZY
TELL MY WAIFU I LOVE HER
>Solid copy, Bravo 2-3-6, light 'em up.
BANDIT 6-6 IS OVERRUN I REPEAT BANDIT 6-6 IS OVERRUN BROKEN ARROW BROKEN ARROW
Oh Ja mein friend. Ve're going to kill tons...
Now would du please point me to your, I mean OUR, HQ so that I may go receive my orders from herr general?
>I SAY AGAIN
Fucking OFP, man
>night sniper mission, pretty sure it was a custom one
>crawling through woods, completly silent for 5+ minutes
>out of nowhere loud as fuck
>shit my pants
>mfw abeit much darker
I cannot get scared anymore because of that moment in my child hood
>that feeling of being completly alone and helpless in a forrest at night
Contact - Riflemen and Machine Gunner - 300 Meters - Front
2, 5 - Engage Autorifleman - Front
4 - Engage Rifleman - Front
Fuck! 3's hit!
TWO HUNDRED METERS
FOUR IS DOWN.
TWO IS DOWN!
THREE IS DOWN!
SIX IS DOWN!
>"What's the exchange rate around here again?"
>"2 packs for oral, 5 for a fuck, 7 for anal, 17 for everything + a special order"
>"What's a special order here? Last village it was a mom and daughter."
>"Virgins, usually girls but it's best to check"
>"M'kay, now what are those prices in cans of Cop?"
>"3 to 5, smokes to Cop"
>"Shit, I hate doing fractions, will they take MREs?"
>"No, though there's this kid who'll give you a go with his sister for a few chocolate bars"
>"7 bars for everything"
>"Nothing to write home about, but better than most"
>"Alrighty then, that works"
>"Just don't let the Lt. catch you, otherwise he'll make you treat him"
>"Yeah, asshole stills owes me 15 packs worth"