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It lived. Is this a case of bows being too weak or the opossum

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It lived.

Is this a case of bows being too weak or the opossum being completely hardcore? If the latter, how do we weaponize them?
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>>28654186
This is a case of either an edgy faggot or a young kid that doesn't know any better. Those heads are for target shooting. Even a direct heart shot wouldn't necessarily kill instantly. If hunting or controlling pests you need at least basic fucking broad head arrows or bolts
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>>28654186
>saving a shit-rat
>not just konking it over the head and getting it over with
I actually feel kindof insulted that humanity is dumb enough to waste resources on this vermin.
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Opossums are tough as shit. I tried killing one with a shovel but it just walked off
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Why would you do that? Possums are bros.
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>>28654186
Opossums are little bastards. Best way to weaponize is to add acid blood and corrosive saliva onto their genes.
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>>28654231
Bow scene is absolutely riddled with edgy little crotchspawns. There's every indication that the shooter was some middle schooler with a $50 bow he got from the local Academy and decided to kill shit with his fiberglass target arrows.
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The arrow plugged the wound and stopped them from bleeding out
If he was hit with a broadhead the arrow wouldn't plug the wound.
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>>28654231
>bros
>harass my dog
>eat my trash
>skulk around in my backyard making noise
they're not bros anon
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>>28654227
Hopefully it bites the dumbass that saved it.
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>>28654231
Possum/Possum lover detected
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>target arrows for hunting
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>>28654260
get a better dog
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They're crossbow bolts, you dips.
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>>28654260

Almost sounded like you were talking about something else.
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>>28654328
>crossbow
Oh, the one breed that manages to be more autistic than bowfags.
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I only know one person who bow hunts, and he uses some nasty looking arrowheads for that.

These look like the arrowheads that my 10 year old cousins use for targets in their back yard.

Also
>The overgrown rat grabbing the arrow in it's chest like it's gonna do something about it.
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Sometimes you have to do pest control.

In this particular case that little shit should have just smashed it with a baseball bat instead of trying to play fucking Turok the Possum Hunter with a toy bow.

What kind of a pussy can't finish an animal off AFTER wounding it that badly? It sure the fuck didn't scurry off faster than he could have run up and killed it with a stick.

Whatever single mom raised this little shit didn't teach him anything about humanely killing pest animals. My old man told me the first time we hunted squirrels "If you have to kill an animal you have to make it quick. If you can't then don't."
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>>28654186
All vermin are surprisingly tough. Coons especially.

And field points are fucking fine, you autists. Why waste a broadhead?

Maybe a judo point to just blunt force it in the head.

It is pest removal. Small animals have shitty, short, brutal lives. Life is harsh. Get over it.
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>>28654394
So was this your """kill""" in op's pic then?
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>>28654394
>I'm too poor to afford anything that's meant to go beyond shooting the rolls of hay I set up for my shitty Walmart B&A.
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>>28654231
On the internet, no one knows you're a possum.
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>>28654394
Except it's illegal...
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>>28654394
>And field points are fucking fine
Yeah

For shooting targets you retarded child.
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>>28654186
Interesting fact;
>Opossums cannot carry rabies, their core temperature is too low for rabies to live in their bodies.
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>>28654394
spotted the underageb& trailer trash poacher
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>>28654227
It's an opossum, the worst thing they carry is fleas, their body temperature is too low for basically any disease to be carried by them so even the louse are clean

Them taking up roost around your property also tends to deter more damaging and disease ridden pests like raccoons and fucking cats

That being said, I wouldn't have paid to have it saved
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>>28654231

I agree man. I had one as a pet for a few yrs. Got it when it was small enough to fit in a coffee mug. Because of that animal, I ended up becoming a veterinarian.

If you bath them weekly, their fur becomes extremely soft and fluffy, kinda like a cats. Becomes a giant cat - rat that will eat any thing you feed it mostly.
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>>28654231
The faggot living under my deck and eating out of my cans? Nah. I'd shoot him with a target arrow too.
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>>28654477
Opossums very rarely carry rabies because of their unusually low (for mammals) body temperatures. However, they are known to carry diseases like leptospirosis, tuberculosis, relapsing fever, tularemia, spotted fever, toxoplasmosis, coccidiosis, and trichomoniasis.
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>>28654536
>trichomoniasis
>mfw now i have to worry about getting crabs when i fuck my opossum gf
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>>28654536
So you have to eat the animal raw or eat it's raw shit in order to get sick
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>having a dog who can't remove opossum
Do you even pest control? My Dane has killed 8 of them so far.

One moved into her dog house one night and she slept outside. Ever since then she's had a hateboner for those things.
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Can these things be taught to shit in one place like cats? Love rats so why not to get the big one.
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>>28654477
>fenced in back yard
>2 outside cats: strays we effectively tamed
>possum regularly visits at night
>walk outside one night possum on back porch
>doesn't realize I'm there
>start talking to it
>it just stands there for like three minutes
>been talking to it steadily the whole time
>finally freaks out and runs away

I have no problem with them, and my outside cats seem to just be confused by it like "Who the hell are you?"
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>>28654567
Nigger do you know what tuberculosis is?
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>>28654415
>rolls of hay
are you trying to say round bales?
ask me how I know you're not from a rural area.
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>>28654415
>shooting rolls of hay
>rolls of hay
L O L
O
L
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>>28654601
Yea bro, it's also not 1820 anymore, we have a basic anti biotics regiment for it not to mention the reason it tends to kill whole families is because the families are the ones cleaning up all his diseased fluids
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>>28654211
this
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>>28654412
>>28654415
>>28654428
>>28654429
>>28654445
HE A GUD CRITTER, HE DINDU NUFFIN! #verminlivesmatter

Fuck off, I kill vermin with trash aluminum shafted shit so I don't care if the arrow gets trashed. I save broadheads and carbon for actual game animals.

It isn't illegal to use field points on non game species. Critters are not game species.

I do kill everything I shoot.
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>>28654444
Opossums have a remarkably robust immune system, and show partial or total immunity to the venom of rattlesnakes, cottonmouths, and other pit vipers.[6][7] Opossums are about eight times less likely to carry rabies than wild dogs, and about one in eight hundred opossums is infected with this virus.[8]

Source wikipedia.

>1 In 800 infected
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>>28654726
Kill yourself because of shooting loads in your hands.
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>>28654726
How is it living in poverty?
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>>28654726
Have you ever considered actually buying arrows that
A) Are of decent quality and won't get trashed if you shoot a varmint with them
B) Have a nonshit arrowhead so that it will actually kill your game and not give it the very likely capacity to wander off with one of your arrows?

These are very basic things any aspiring bow hunter should know, and they will serve you well when you grow up and actually get into big boy hunting.
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>>28654778
>>28654779
Hippiefags get out.

I shoot them with a Matthews from my nice back deck. But please, project harder.
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>>28654835
I just wanted to tell that stupid pun. That's all.
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>>28654835
translation
>I shoot them with my Barnett from the back porch of the family trailer
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>>28654186

OpossumS are hard to kill. According to my uncle, there meat is delicious
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>>28654186
This is a case of a dumbass (like >>28654211 said, probably an edgy faggot or kid) shooting an animal with a low-draw-weight bow with field points.

If a 40lb compound bow can through-and-through a deer at 40y with a broadhead I'm guessing that possum was shot with something recurve in the 15-20lb range, AKA a child's toy bow.

Also, possums are hard as fuck to kill.

>>28654227
>not just konking it over the head and getting it over with
Have you actually tried braining a possum? They have a tiny fucking brain in a very thick skull. I smashed one up with a shillelagh/walking stick and had to beat it into a literal blood smear before it actually died. Felt horrible having to whack on it for like 10 minutes.
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>>28654229
This. I hit an Opossum in the head with my car doing about 50mph once. It spun around in the air about a dozen times along side the car's passenger side window. I reversed the car to see it, and my friend and I could not stop laughing as it waddled into the woods, turning around to grit it's teeth at us every once in a while. We nearly pissed our pants it was so funny, but yeah, those fuckers are tough.
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>>28654808
I have lots of nice arrows, you mong. Carbon shafts shatter and split easily when they pass through something and hit a rock/tree/etc. I have shot through deer and had my arrow get mangled from a rock impact.

Why waste good arrows? Aluminums are cheap, get the job done, and I don't give a fuck if they break or get lost in the brush.

It isn't worth wasting broadheads on vermin. The instant mortality of something I loathe is not worth any amount of $$ to me. Field points kill them fine. I use judos for squirrels and shit that I plan to eat, and several variations of broadhead on large game.

I take 3-4 deer a year in bow season alone.
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>>28654284
Those are the little ~12" bolts designed for the 25-50lb pistol crossbows you can get on Amazon for like $30.

Also known as something nobody sane or ethical hunts with.
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>hating opossums
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>>28654211
/thread
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>>28654913
> Field points kill them fine.
You are giving us a bad name and you should fucking kill yourself now, please.
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>>28654428
Only for big game.

Vermin/varmints/anything-not-deer/elk/turkey/bear you can shoot with whatever the fuck you want in all 50 states.
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>>28654227
My dad's friend saved a baby one off the side of the road that was clinging to it's dead mother. To this day he keeps it roaming around his house and it comes up to you like a dog would. Loves to be pet. It makes me feel like a faggot to say that I find it to be quite lovable.

>9/10 would snuggle in bed with
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>all the opossum hate
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>>28654913
>seen here; the bowfag equivalent of the retarded nigger who uses 55gr. FMJ .223 to hunt deer with
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>>28654601
The form most possums suffer from doesn't mature to the standard coughing up blood and doesn't present the same airborne pathogen qualities as with advanced TB in humans, it's primarily blood borne and only really presents a danger in shared food or violent contact.
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>>28654951
>>28654917

oh fuck i should have checked the thread

spooked
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>>28654913
Maybe consider getting a lighter weight bow for pest control then you little child idjit.
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>>28654231
>be 13
>taking out trash at night
>hear piteous mewing
>investigate
>see little black kitten
>kitten sees me
>mewing intensifies
>runs/limps over to me
>I try to pick it up
>feel wetness, recoil
>guide it to my house
>wash hands
>parents get it wrapped in a towel and in a box
>take it to emergency animal clinic
>they say it looks like a possum chewed on it for a while
>didn't even bother to kill and eat the poor thing
>leave it there, vets aren't sure if it'll survive the night
Fuck possums
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>>28654994
>A future feral cat gets taken out by local fauna
How is this a bad thing?
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>>28654935
>>28654959
>>28654982
My 75lb draw kills everything I have ever hit with it.

Shot placement >>>> head type

Fucking nobows
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>>28654994
The only reason any animal would even kill it's prey before eating it is to make it easier to eat and a kitten is already easy enough to eat as is. Don't hate the opossum nigga, hate the game.
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>>28655021
Post pics of your Matthews.
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>>28654186
AaarrrRRGGHHghhhhh
GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!
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They have tiny little brains, I know that much.
>Catch nasty vermin in trap
>Decide to end it with my .22lr upper on my AR
>First shot hits right above the eyesocket like pic related, the beast is unfazed
>Second shot hits right below the ear
>It flops over and seems dead, until we try to get it out of the cage and it jumps back up and starts hissing
>Third shot hits it right above the ear, top of the skull
>Seems brain damaged but still hissing and chewing at the bars
>Say fuck it
>Pull out S&W 686 with .357 soft noses
>Its head is gone
>Was kinda expecting it to still hiss at me
Fucking gross creatures, why can't they die easily like a racoon?

Picture related, I love it.
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>>28655040
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>>28654186

These are crossbow bolts, probably shot out of a $40 walmart kit
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>>28654186
One of these wandered into one of my coyote leg holds. It took three fucking headshots to die. I felt bad that it took so much time and and so many shots to kill it.
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>Killing stuff you don't intend to eat
>Killing inconvenient neighbors when there's literally any other realistic option
>Acting like your childish disregard for the life of whatever isn't cute makes you some kind of a mature, seasoned hardass who "gets" the facts
Get over yourself. Lifelong trap and release master race, faggots.
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>>28654211
This, might as well of stabbed it with a pencil.
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>>28655351
too obvious, m8
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Anyone who shoots fieldpoints at animals needs to suckstart the closest available firearm.
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>>28654477
I wonder who could be behind this post.
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>>28654186
>Field points
>Quarrels

Ayy.
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>>28654186
I would have poured gasoline on the possum and set it on fire.
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>>28654341
coons?
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>>28654186
Why take it to the vets? The best thing would be to finish it with a shovel.
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>>28654900
I ran over a possum once too. I drove around to make sure that it wasn't a cat, but it was gone.
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>>28654186
>be me 18 years ago
>be at friends house around 1am
>nice neighborhood in the city
>his parents are gone
>his dog is in the back yard going absolutely apeshit for the longest time
>decide to go check out the drama
>it's a fucking opossom
>tell friend if he gets his dad's .410, I'll shoot it
>we go get .410 and he hands me a shell
>fuck yeah
>go back outside
>dog still going apeshit
>load, aim, and without hesitation...
>BOOOOOOOOOOM.jpg
>Oh shit.
>run inside, turn off all lights.
>Absolute SILENCE.

The next day we went to go check on the carnage... perfect head shot.
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>>28655025
preach
this anon speaks so much truth it's ridiculous
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>>28654893

It's from a crossbow.
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>>28654186
weaponizing possum-kind is within our grasps. their tenacity should be used against the most heinous of violators.
>get 1 million possum and opossum
>fit them into a heli-drop cube and load them onto a special cube dropping aircraft (get the nerds on it, while the men deal with the possums)
>liberally distribute cocaine and amphetamines into the box 30 minutes before deployment on enemites
>constantly blasting the Family Matters theme song in the cube to agitate the marsupials (should start when the drugs are applied)

Now is the fun part

>pick your target
>a week before the strike litter the area with dead animals and cheap meat
>get a man on the inside to hide 1X10 inch speaker in the targets main abode
>when the 30 minute mark before the strike hits, the speaker will activate
>*Family Matters theme song begins*
>P-time in 5.4.3.2.1.
>the possum are then dropped and released in a frenzy
>they begin devouring the meat you left rotting for them
>up to 10% of the squad (100k for those bad at math) is projected to either run away and sleep or start hissing at other animals, completely ignoring their objective
>the remaining crazy corps, will begin hunting the speaker, thus finding the target

the main goal of this battalion is psychological/biological warfare. Meant to be released to debilitate small towns/targets. Many carry the plague, so effective against Human Africans, because they eat road meat.

>DID I DOOO THATTTTTTT
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>>28654383
>trying to play fucking Turok the Possum Hunter
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>>28654900
It probably died later due to internal injuries, but go ahead and keep laughing.
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>>28654766
>one in eight hundred
>eight times less likely than dogs
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>>28654394
Coon is raccoon not possum

Tommy know nothing detected.

I myself personally killed few possum and coon possum are harder to kill than coon easy.
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>>28656192

He was commenting on a different species, Autism George.
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>>28654394
>are fucking fine, you autists. Why waste a broadhead?

Because, moron, a clean kill is good ethics and good fieldcraft. It doesn't matter if its a Kobe beef cow or a diseased plague rat, you kill it quick and you kill it clean.

You sound like some Newport smoking white trash trailer dweller, with a dead car in the front yard and a dozen trash cans full of empty beer cans in the back yard.
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it could have rabies, makes critters unstoppable
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>>28654942
This. I once saved three of those shits when their mother was hit by a car. Those little fuckers were cute as fuck.
>10/10 would keep as pets
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>>28654593
My experience is that possums come equipped with litterbox training as standard equipment. I got invaded by 3 baby possums once, they stayed behind my file cabinet for about a week. Every night they would come out to eat cat food, drink cat water, and use the cat box. Then they would troop back behind the file cabinet. My cat, who outweighed all three combined, would just sit there and watch them.

Well, for that matter, I would just sit there and watch them. Guess I can't blame the cat for following my lead. I'm a horrible role model for animals.
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>>28654444
Rabies isn't the problem. Old farmers especially hate them since they shit in your feed grain. I know of a few horses that have died from this.
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>>28654186
That's not a hunting arrow.
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>>28654890
I've heard it described as the other gray meat.
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>>28654994
Fuck cats
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>>28654708
>tuberculosis ever
Enjoy popping positive on every tb skin test and being forced to get chest x-rays constantly if you work in the. Health care field.
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>>28654536
Ya, I know of a few horses that have died from accidentally getting fed grain an opossum shit in.
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Possums are fucking almost invincible.

One of my first memories is going out to our barn, and watching my dad try to kill this possum with a hay-fork.

He had this thing back into the corner and probably stabbed it a good twenty times with the hay-fork, the possum was biting at the tines and jumping at him the whole time. he completely impaled the thing and pinned to the wall a few times too.

Then, my dad backed off because he was getting tired, and the fucking possum just jumped out and ran passed him, out the back door. I bet the fucking thing lived another 30 years too.
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>>28654477
Online nobody knows you are an opossum.
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>>28656410
rebbit pls
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>>28655351
I know this is bait but its too temping to pass.

>not killing varmints
>making varmints someone else's problem
>letting a varmint make more varmints

Its like you are a tree hugging hippie or something.
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>>28655025
>and a kitten is already easy enough to eat as is
apparently not, since it wandered away and found help
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>>28656410
fuck you. Cats make great pets, not necessarily battle buddy material but still great pets.
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>>28654186
Id love to meet the guy who did that. do the same with a 45
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POSSUM INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE!
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>>28654477
Is your fursona an opossum?
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Opossums are more ugly than rats.
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>>28654951
Bitch please when our hero of /k/ was alive he told us how he beat a possum to death with a baseball bat 26 times or more then just laughing his ass off about it.

Never cleaned his baseball bat from what I heard about but no matter hes dead.
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>>28656959
Dude ivan would never do such a thing he may just get it drunk from a bowl full of vodka
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>>28656993
Wait when did ivan died?
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>>28656993
If ivan actually did then man fuck that sick asshole
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Poor possum desu. That's a pretty shitty thing to feel, an smooth arrow through the face and one in the side, but not fatal.
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>>28656959

If you are going to kill an animal you shouldn't let it suffer

Beating it with a baseball bat or pumping it full of .22s is just fucked up shit edgy kids do.
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>>28657063
They're talking about antman.
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>>28656993
>>28657026
>>28657063
Stupid fucking retards it wasn't ivan that did that you jumble of fucking morons it was melee guy that did that fuck man.

Besides melee guy is sick enough to actually do that shit anyway.
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>>28657102
The movie?

Never went to go see that shit movie.
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>>28657102
Don't mention that sick fuck!
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>>28657143
What?

What are you even implying?
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>>28657081
.22 LR is powerfull enough for cat sized animals.
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>>28657102
Who's antman?
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>>28657128
No, a crazy guy who would maim small animals and feed them to his ant colony. He would post shit about how he beat animals to death.
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>>28657180

apparently not

>>28655116
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>>28655351

Trying to reason or argue with the human trash that posts on this board is a futile effort. Such people only understand force, which is why we have laws and which is why laws continue to expand.

I don't particularly like government intrusion but the truth is it's necessary to keep the degenerates and immoral in line so my general opinion is starting to favor it more and more.
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>>28657200
What the fuck?

What kind of edgy teenager shit is this?
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>>28657196

https://desustorage.org/k/search/username/The_Ant_Man/tripcode/%21KpuDfj7%2F2s/

>newfags can't into google search
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>>28654593
Yeah I like rats so a possum might make a nice pet. They are immune to all viper-type (rattlesnake, etc.) venom so they can eat rattlesnakes.
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>>28654726
be honest, how many times have you lost track of a critter that fled into the brush with one of your dogshit arrows in it after botched the shot?
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>>28657288
That's just fucked up man.
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>>28657288
/k/ a place full of psychopaths
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>>28657288

And everyone wants to bitch about gun control?

This right here is why we need gun control!
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>>28657433
Go away Australia
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>>28654186
looks fake.
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>>28654186
Possums are hardcore. I hit one in the head with a 2x4 at least two dozen times so it would go on and my dog wouldn't kill it. Not that I mind if she kills them, just didn't want to fuck with it at 2am when I was letting her out.
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>>28655351
This so much.
I live in Australia where foxes are a really big problem due to being an introduced species.
I generally just trap them and release them on my neighbours property.
He runs lambs and chooks so the foxes usually get plenty to eat if they are tricky enough
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>>28654479

I had two baby possums as pets.

Those are the creepiest, weirdest, most inverted fucking animals ever. They never bit me, but they always watched me. Like hawks. I moved, their eyes moved. And I call total bullshit on the nocturnal thing. Those fuckers never slept. They also shit all over everything.

They can't carry rabies, though. Leprosy, I think. But no rabies.
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>>28654260

>harass my dog

get a dog that isn't a little bitch then

>>28654186

What a waste of resources. Opossums can only live for about 2 years anyways because their bodies never evolved the ability to age properly.
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>Fucking around with opossums
>ever

Fuckers don't die. I don't know what it is about em but they're just bad ass motherfuckers. They don't feel pain, or seem completely immune to it somehow.

I have em all the time out here pestering my dogs and fucking with my trash. Coons too.

I went through a damn quart of anti-freeze in a month and about 30 of the damn bastards but more would still come. I laid out little squirrel traps and chained em to a heavy tire so the thing would scream all night and drive the rest of em off.

It worked but killing him in the morning was a pain. They could eat 22lr like it was nothing. Just scream some more. Ended up using a 000 buck and just blowing it to bits and bleaching it when I was done.

Grisly business, but no more critters.
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>>28654893
Killed one with a single blow with a baseball bat while running once. Granted I think it was younger and I think I broke it's neck.
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Possums aren't bad. They're big, slow, garbage-eating rats. You can totally confound them with bungee cords. I've lived around the things all my life and they're slightly higher on my threat list than fungus.

> be 12, at a fishing camp on the Neches River with my dad and Wyman Smelly (no kidding), an 80 year-old WWII vet and general crusty old dude
> fish literally all fucking day from 0500 until Wyman runs out of shitty coffee in his thermos
> Wyman likes to retire on the porch of his shack facing the river in the evenings, drinking more shitty coffee and watching his guests get eaten alive by mosquitoes the size of quail
> drag ass up the steps, notice a fuckall huge possum standing on Wyman's seat, wonder what do....
> Wyman reaches down, barehands this big fucker by the head and says in the raspiest east Texan accent ever: "Ah said git, now! Mah cheer!" before overhanding it into the river at warp fucking speed
> then he started making more shitty coffee while growling about how that "ghat-damned possum" keeps getting in his "ghat-damned cheer"
> mfw
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>>28657597
Leprosy is from armadillos, not possums.
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>>28656629
Oor anon scared it off. Dipshit.
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>>28657685

This. They're mammalian cockroaches. R-selector as fuck, produce a fuckton of disposable offspring and eat whatever happens to drift down the food chain to them. They're also about as dangerous as cockroaches.
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>>28657784

Lots of things carry leprosy.
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So many possums in this thread
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>>28657784
they're are so fucking ugly holy shit. Just look at those nasty fucking ears and they have that "just fuck my shit up" signature haircut
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>>28654445

Literally one of those two kids from Gummo is in this thread.
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>>28657721
Well antman didn't had no problems with killing one because no possum ever survived from that guy.

I wish he was still here.
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>>28657874

Yep.

Imagine that animals are guns. Possums wouldn't even be HiPoints. They'd be WWII Liberators at best. Made as quickly as possible from the shittiest materials available and just spammed every the fuck where. I'm actually surprised they evolved fur and not just natural cryoprotectants.
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>>28657897
What did antman do exactly to possums beside beating one to death with a baseball bat?
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>>28657900
lmao
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>>28657897
what happened to antman?
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>>28657874
Nah, like all animals, there are cute ones and ugly ones.
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>>28657784
>"Rescuing" opossum babies
>Thinking you are "helping"
>The literal equivalent to accepting Syrian "refugees"
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>>28657937
i had to do this once, my dog sucks at killing things....
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>>28655021
>>28655201
So your dad has a nice bow, stop using it like a 'tard Cletus.
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>>28657937
Well he spoke about how he strangled one ti death by just gripping the neck really hard while it was shaking and hissing and just to top it off he bashed the head with his fists before even considering using a fucking rock.

The fucker had all tools to use and he desides to use a random rock instead.

Said that he didn't bother washing off for two days and a half because he forgot to pay the water bills but this was on /b/.
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>>28657978
Died from an inoperable tumor in his brain.
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>>28654186
kid should have bought a 9mm handgun instead

>thanks Obama
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>>28654383
probably didn't have a stick handy or something, didn't want to break his $300 crossbow on the head of a shit-rat
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>>28657594

You're a piece of shit. I took the b8.
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>>28654394
two rounds of 9mm will fuck up any coon's day

FMJ 115 gr even. The exit was nasty as fuck through it's hind-quarters, probably 1.5x diameter. Second shot vitals and then a quick thrashing from the dog and he had 10 seconds of life left. Went pretty quick.
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>>28655351

You're probably some young, angry faggot I see at academy hanging out in the fishing section trying to talk people out of hunting and into fishing. Fuck you.
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>>28657989
Bullshit no way antman was crazy
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>>28658055
>antman wasn't crazy he dindu nuffin!

He was certainly sadistic as hell.
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>>28657768

>Welcome to Tyler
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>>28654186

redditors pls go
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>>28658076

Eh, I used to do a lot of really fucked up shit when I was a kid because life was so traumatic and extending the violence forward to other entities helped, I guess. I honestly couldn't control it for a little while.
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>>28657768

I lost my shit when I read that. I lost it at "mosquitos the size of quail", because anywhere east of vyder is just inhabited by prehistoric insects.
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>>28658086

Diboll, nigga.
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Possums are cute!
CUTE!
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Does antman ever get tired of anonfagging and hyping himself?
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>>28658076
Trap cat in a beer box when I was a kid.

It's like not flipping out just sitting there chilling. Take this canister it's full of what I think is water. You scratched me for the last time fucker.

Pour the water on it, water smells weird. It's fucking elder berry flower juice. Sticky as fuck. The cat is now going ballistic manages to get out.

I do wonder how it got all of it off. That shit was like concentrated syrup.
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Fuck yeah, pain thread

Post pain
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Posting arrows
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>>28654186
What an ugly cat
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>>28658163
That it hurts but I like it smile.
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>>28656061
So it was one of those shitty Chink-via-Amazon 20lb crossbows.

Point still stands. Anything over 35-40lbs will through-and-through a deer, not half-penetrate a 6lb possum.

In fact, the fact that it WAS a 15-20lb CROSSBOW is even more fucked up and retarded. The shitty little pistol crossbows are still like 50lbs.
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>>28658123

Vidor. That's how you spell it.

Vidor story inbound....

> my old man was a track coach and thus, every one of his athletes save for the freakishly huge shot put kid and the insane pole vaulted were black
> until recently, Vidor had zero black folk in it and until the 70s, had a sign reading "Nigger, don't let the sun set on your back in Vidor"
> suffice to say black folk feared and avoided Vidor
> Dad used to drive the bus filled with track athletes to the big track meet in Beaumont every year and the return trip always had him driving through Vidor at around midnight
> so, with all the athletes sound asleep, Dad would ease the bus to a stop right in the middle of Vidor, open the doors, throw on the lights and scream....

> "AW RIGHT! WE'RE GOING TO SEE HOW FAST YOU BOYS REALLY CAN RUN! GET THE HELL OUT, I'LL PICK YOU UP ON THE CITY LIMITS!!!!"

> our faces when the panic set in
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>>28657433
Except since he's both a convicted felon and has been involuntarily committed at least once he's already been "controlled" from owning guns.

Nice try Piers Morgan.
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>>28657721
>i don't know what it is about them
Small brain that is well armored. Primitive, redundant nervous system with good armoring along the spinal cord. Adrenaline glands the size of those found in large-breed dogs. Bones that are extremely dense and durable for its size.

They're literally designed to get the shit beat out of them regularly (both by other animals and from being clumsy fuckers and falling out of trees going after bird eggs) and survive.
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>>28657110
Whatever happened to that weirdo? Did he finally get locked up for animal cruelty?
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>>28654186
Those are field points. Those are not meant for hunting.
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>>28657988
Lmao. He provides the evidence you wanted. Leave this board please we don't need anymore shitters
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>>28654186
had to use a kabar in one of these suckers last month
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>>28657594
Fire with fire.

I like it.
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>>28654942
Pics?
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>>28654186
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>>28654186
Does not matter if its a possum, cat, dog, etc. SHit like this should be punishable BIG TIME. and its shit like this that will lead to weapons being banned more and more as people see weapon owners as disgusting animals. Quit thinking this shit is cool you edgy fucking kids its not. Grow up.
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>>28658223
Kek
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>>28654186
>>28658660
>>28658641
Not an animal rights activist or anything, but wow. Suffering animals that aren't slaughtered en mass for my consumption make me sad.
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>>28654186
This is a case where some numb nuts tried using field tips instead of broad heads because whoever was hunting this thing was an utter retard.

Also, he was using crossbow bolts.

So that's possibly 75-200lbs worth force, assuming he was using a crossbow.

I really wish I could find the retard who shot that crossbow and slap them with the opossum.
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Venom Opossum?
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>>28657978
Probably killed a person. Cruelty to animals is a known trait of serial killers
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>>28658660
>>28658641
>>28654186

Why are people so retarded using field tips to shoot at animals?

I mean, I don't advocate shooting a dog or cat, maybe even opossums, but it's twice as bad that they're so retarded they couldn't determine the deference between broadheads and field tips.
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>>28654893
>possums are hard as fuck to kill.
Yeah aus hunter here. One went feral once, I was sure the 00 buck was going to put him down but he took two shots.
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>>28656410
Yeah yeah, I bet you were the faggot who shot that possum too
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One time a possum hit me in the chest. He was big too.
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>>28654726
Holy shit, that damage control.
dis nigga mad yo
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>>28654994
Fuck possums, comparing pissums and cats is like orks and elves from lord of the rings. The hideous half copy of the purest things on earth.
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>>28654726
This. They're pests. Who gives a shit
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>>28654477
>fucking cats
>32 cats outside
>all of them are fine

Okay cat hater.
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>>28658641

> pit bull mix
> andnothingofvaluewaslost.jpg
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>>28658382
Which one?

antman or meleeguy
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>>28654566
>opossum gf
plays dead in the sack right?
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>>28654227
Are you the edgy faggot that shot it?
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>>28660049

That would be the wife.
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>>28658641
Fuck whoever did this. Any story on this? I'm on mobile so I can't reverse look up.
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>>28659398

Meleeguy

I'm too new, don't know of antman.
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>>28660115
http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/01/07/man-shot-dog-crossbow-sentencing/78401154/
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>>28660123
Antman broke frogs legs and left them to be devoured by ants on an anthill. He also killed kittens in various ways. He would deny mental illness and get mad if you called him crazy.


For those of you who know, didn't he say he had some tumor in his brain or something?
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>>28658641
Jesus... What the fuck is wrong with people?
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>this_is_why_bow_hunting_is_illegal_ouside_the_us.png
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>>28660169
He died I think
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>>28660133
While that's a story about a dog that was shot by an arrow it's not the same dog. That's a Mastiff Labrador in the story and the one in the pic is some sort of pit mix.
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>Mfw my house's possum just eats old pears and gets drunk off of them
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>>28660184
Really? Well shit, that crazy bastard never showed us what was behind the metal door.
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This happened a while back.

>went to my friend's house
>his black former californian neighbor is over
>black anon is showing my friend a video of him hunting
>black anon sees a deer
>black anon raises his single shot rifle
>aims through open sights
>fires
>deer takes off
>see an unfocused image of black anon ejecting the casing
>the casing is red with a shiny rear end
>get confused
>ask, "uh... what were you hunting with?"
>black anon: "a .410"
>me: "what load?"
>black anon: "wal mart ones. hue hue"

the dude had went white tail deer hunting with a fucking break-open .410 and upon later examination he had been using #7 birdshot.
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>>28660362
>deer hunting with .410 birdshot
Why?
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>>28656205
Ithink you need to re read his post he obviously say coon is especially tough compared to another critter.

He either claim racon is tougher than possum or mistakely use coon as short for possum.

Regardless tommy know nothing detected.

Also most likey you are him fucking samefagging
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>>28654959
Actukally 55gr 223/5.56 perform very well.

You must be thinking of m855 62gr with ss109 bullet that icepick most of time.
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>>28660445

Would that even penetrate a deers hide?
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>>28660445

What part of basketball American did you not understand?
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>>28660580
Yes. The BBs probably got lodged under its skin and it died a horribly painful death from a combination of lead poisoning and infection about two weeks later.
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>>28659028
Underrated post
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>>28660580
Doubt it. Would be like throwing a handful of gravel at it.
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>>28660573
>muh icepic
Anyone who had trouble with the killing power of the M4 was actually having trouble with their own personal accuracy.

Short of that tungsten core copper driving band M249 ammo.

None of my Joes who were dialed in killers ever had any trouble, even at ranges where you're using the bottom of the ACOG's stadia.

Funny thing is gramps says the same thing about the .30 Carbine, that it'd still kill a commie through a great coat at any range you could expect a hit
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>>28654186
I once bayoneted a possum
It lived
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>>28660231
He actually did and it's nothing to worry about
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>>28658734
>Why are people so retarded using field tips to shoot at animals?
Because trailer trash like >>28654913 exist, sadly
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>>28661081
Really? Nothing?

Like just empty?
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>>28661218

Yes just pure nothing
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>>28654186

I don't see how a little opossum stopped a bolt unless it was a real weak crossbow.
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>>28654708

> Posters face when resistant bacteria
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Who the hell is antman!?
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>>28661365
Stop
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>>28661365
Nigga read fucking>>28657288
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>>28661377
Stop what i just got in this thread and i did not noticed>>28661392 link til just now

Not my fault that im a newfag
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>>28660884
I never used m855 to kill anything. But if i going to use 223/5.56 i would use either 55gr or 77hr otm sometimes 69smk

But i always stick to my trusty L1A1 which have already killed quite amount of hogs and rabbits.


Regardless out of fragments range m855 icepick this is fact.
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>>28654186
FUCK POSSUMS. Those dirty little shits.
Why spend the effort trying to rescue it?
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>>28654260
This, they carry fleas, smell like shit and harass my rabbits for their veggies.
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>>28654186
Use broad heads you dumb asses!
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>>28654231
If you've ever been withing four feet of one you'd know they smell horrible.
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>>28654394
>And field points are fucking fine, you autists. Why waste a broadhead?

This bait isn't bad. This bait isn't crap.

This bait is radioactive acidic shit bait that is melting through the floor to the reach the center of the earth so it can create a new hell for people who's levels of stupidity are so fucking high they cause stars to go supernova then spawn black holes, sucking in anything intelligent and worthwhile in this universe.
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>>28658560
Provide evidence of what you hunted.

I want a photo that has you holding a animal(s) and the bow in hand, with a sign saying "Hello, this is anon" on you, hanging off a piece of cardboard with it written in sharpie, bonus points for keeping the arrows in.

You can cover you mug with anything if you want to keep your privacy.
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>>28663415
Are you a teenager, drunk, or both? Because holy fuck you seem to think you're entitled to whatever you demand.
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>>28663430
The prove it, Cletus McLum.

Prove that you ain't some retarded milk-livered edge-lord bait maggot.

So are you bluffing or are you just chicken?

Semper necessitas probandi incumbit ei qui agit.
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>>28654260
god forbid animals do animal stuff, what were you expecting for it to do troubleshoot the wiring in your tail lights and give you pointers on your tennis backswing?
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>>28663495
>copy-pasting latin he googled non-ironically

oh boy, we have an acual autist on our hands
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>>28659017
Lmfao nigga he mad af cuz
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>>28654186
>ITT: field points are for killing hay bales, not possums the thread
possums are disease filled rodents that live at max 4 years. Outside of thier native environment, IE "not where people are", they are vermin.

this is why librulz shouldn't be veterinarians; the massive hypocrisy that dogs have a 50%+ kill rate, wild cats have effectively a 100% kill rate, yet rather than killing this literal tree rat "humanely" some brain dead woman veterinarian probably removed the bolts, patched it up, then went back to euthanizing unwanted puppies.

also it was shot with a crossbow; arrows look about 23", have 4 fletching, and no knocks.
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>>28654260
Dude, why are you so racist against blacks?
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>>28663687
Are you going to prove yourself, Cletus, or are you just going to keep using ad hominems?

Come on, bait lord, show me what you got.

Or are you just going to try and intimidate me by calling me an autist when you can't even spell actual correctly.
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>>28654942
>to this day
they live like 4 years so your story is fake as fuck.

>>28654893
>it's edgy to kill vermin
>I killed one by literally hitting it for 10 minutes with a peasantprodder/meme walking stick
>the guy who shot it with a crossbow is the edgy one
we need nationality flags on /k/ because of shitcunts like you. try a bat, not a stick next time idiot.

but whoever shot this vermin should have bought a trap. if it was residential (probably) he should have done the ole fashioned dunk the live trap (don't want a dumb kid/dog/cat to walk into a small game trap and break an ankle or hand) in a water barrel until the struggling stops school of what animal control does to worthless shit like possums when people are too pussy/10 to do it themselves.
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>>28658641
The ATF are into archery now I see.
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>>28654726
For fucks sake buy an air rifle. The ammo is cheaper than your shitty ass soda can arrow heads and might actually give the thing a slightly less painful death douche.
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>>28663672
no
they're disgusting giant rats that shit themselves and play dead when they're scared, carry diseases, eat trash, and are a general nuisance, and anyone in their right mind that catches them on their property would ventilate them.
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>>28659232
thats the brain parasites talking anon
>32
>deh outside cats dey dindu nuffin collars will make them stuck don't you dare kill muh ferals
protip: your local county park probably wants to burn your house down. idiots like you and your invasive species decimate local small animal populations and destroy local ecosystems. If you care about animals, kill all your shitty fucking cats.
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>>28660669
>lead poisoning
you are not an all around smart or well read guy, are you anon.
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>>28654186
a 16 oz hammer kills them after three blows to the head
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>>28663855
Shovels work too.
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>>28663855
>>28663857
>not joining the cage trap, drowning barrel masterrace
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>>28658140
I don't think he'll ever grow bored of virtually blowing himself.
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>>28663878
Do you play the ISIS theme while doing it?
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>>28663857
I've had to deal with 5 or 6 Gordon Freeman style. There's still that last one in the litter or group or whatever; it's different. It's smart enough to run away from me, while all the others weren't. For the past...three months? Maybe four? It's been the one that got away.
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>>28663741
>it was shot with a crossbow; arrows look about 23", have 4 fletching, and no knocks.

I'm counting 3 fletches, about 18-19", and very clearly has nocks. Only thing you got right is the crossbow part.
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>>28663906
It's just biding its time to catch you off guard and avenge his family.
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>>28660184
Good.
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>>28663920
both angles hide the 4th fletching and "slightly concave"=/=knock
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>>28663906
buy a leg trap off harbor freight and stake it near your trash so you can brain him like his kin.

before it breeds and passes it's ability to not have the autonomous function of "fainting" on to a generation of hypergiggatreenigger9000s that will be a pain in the ass to cull.
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>>28663927
No, I verified it's too stupid to do that. Was barbecuing and chopping some stuff on a board when I realized it just walked past my feet before watching it climb up the side of the wall. They're...not very bright, even this 'genius' who realizes running is the right thing to do with humans that noticed it.
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>>28663961
That's not a bad idea, though, would leaving coolant out for it to drink work? I"ve only just thought of it right now and feel stupid for that.
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This thread makes me a little relieved about my possum killing experience. I got drunk with my best buddy in high school in my backyard when I was 17 and found two trying to eat the goldfish out of our pond when we were in the process of draining it. It took ten minutes of intense hand to hand combat to take them down, one can only wonder what our neighbors thought if they saw two high schoolers slamming possums with 40 pound slabs of limestone and them living.
I never knew possums had a battle cry.
Pic related, buddy with our kills after a 30 pack of Budweiser and some whataburger.
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>>28663878
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>>28663972
they removed the killy killy part from antifreeze cuz muhchillunz. 30 years ago it'd be a good go to as long as you don't have a dog that'd eat it first.

cage traps work too, but are "humane" in that it's harder to kill them after without getting them out of the trap, drowning them, shooting them, or giving them to animal control so animal control can drown/freeze them out of eyeshot because housewives want to pretend they go to a farm upstate.
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>>28663988
God damnit, I hate stupid liberals. If they got to kill them, they got to kill them - every other option will just bring the places closer to shutting down due to finances going under.
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>>28655007
bruh possums are like the niggers of pests. 10 of them is worth 1 kitten.
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>>28664039
that and they often resort to much more expensive and no less cruel methods
>lethal injection
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>>28663976
>not letting them fight to the death
>not taking the stronger possum and marking him as a victor
>not letting his escape, only to find him dead from another possum fight
>not tracking down the strongest possum in your whole neighborhood, domesticating him, and training him to attack local undesirables
It's like you don't even know how to manipulate nature
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>>28664001
Well crap. Time to shell out some dough then.
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>>28664061
Don't get me started. We really should bring back the chair for death sentences. It'd cost the taxpayers literally a nickle or less a pop instead of the insane huge bucks that could go to a hospital or something, but are wasted on lethal injection after lethal injection. These fucktards forget that these are people who have done things so heinous and wrong that they've been deemed undeserving of life. It's complete idiocy to worry about their 'suffering' at this point. This reminds me though.

Think a cattle prod turned all the way up will kill one of these?
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>>28664061
>>28664085
If you want to be humane, just use nitrogen chamber gassing. Still pretty cheap, painless enough.
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>>28664089
I have to agree - it's likely the best of both worlds, though just not as classy as the chair. Or an electro-stick or something for the possum/animal.
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>>28654186
poor guy

>>28664089
>If you want to be humane, just use nitrogen chamber gassing
This, inert gas is the humane way to go. Don't use CO2 unless you are a sadist
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>>28664085
>We really should bring back the chair for death sentences. It'd cost the taxpayers literally a nickle or less
you misspelled "firing squad"

but for vets nitrogen chambers work well for the animals we like but not enough to adopt. For shit like wounded possums and raccoons most animal control outfits are fine with the ole fashioned drowning trough.

>>28664089
so is carbon monoxide poisoning. you just pass out when the oxygen mix gets too low and then suffocate. it's not about HOW they're killing, its THAT they're killing but just like with gun control it's a death of a thousand cuts thing.

idiots find out that their local county shelter has to kill unwanted dogs/cats due to being a 2000sq ft building with a vet and student volunteers in it and not the magical farm upstate they formerly thought all stray dogs went to when they weren't adopted, then rather than doing something like actually adopt the mutts they demand someone (else) do something and that _____ method of killing is "inhumane" and then when the shelter goes to _____ method instead thats also "Inhumane!" so they REEEEEE in righteous hypocrisy until A. nothing happens or B. the shelter is forced to close/scale back due to lack of funding and the animals go to a different shelter (that kills at a higher percentage rate usually) and the Bored Soccermoms have "saved" the animals.
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>>28664085
fuck that, firing squad. spend 600 bucks on a rifle and another 700 on ammo and you're set for a decade of executions. I do wish more states had different methods so the person could choose how they like to go. me personally, I hate needles and I couldn't comply with lethal injection, I know it would be a problem. I'd much rather go out via firing squad but apparently we have to be "humane"
also weaponized possums and badgers are a good idea, those things will rip your throat out, shit down your neck and wait for you to die, then use your innards as a pillow
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>>28664085
>>28664089
don't think libs care about pain inflicted just how it looks
>>28664106
I'm all about consistency
so guillotine is the choice
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>>28664144
yeah but then you gotta sharpen the blade. I still think firing squad is the best, a .223 from a remington 700 can get the job done easily and for cheap, and just about any fucking idiot can do it.
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>>28663786
god fucking dammit my sides are in orbit around pluto, thanks anon
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>>28664063
They were in cahoots. The small one was following the large one and even tried to defend it as we curb stomped away. In the large one's final hour, it played dead and tried to crawl away while we were chasing the small one and my Aussie noticed it. Damn thing would've gotten away if it weren't for my old pupper alerting us, miss that old hound like nobody's business.
Trust me I'd have preferred a cage fight but those two were working together.
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>>28659237
Looks like it's half yellow lab half pit. Probably was a great dog. Pits can be good you just have to keep an iron hand on them from a young age.
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southwestfag here. we don't have possums, we have coyotes. those things are assholes and imo pests, but everyone thinks that "they're just pretty much feral dogs, you can't shoot them"
i say fuck that, do my best to shoot the alphas in their little groups so they don't breed. also, a .410 will do a number on a yote's skull.
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>>28664188
>can't shoot feral dogs
WHAT?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_injection#Conventional_lethal_injection_protocol
sometimes one or more of them don't work, so you could be awake but paralysed and waiting around for your heart to stop
>>28664154
>sharpen the blade
>lube the blade channels
>dispose of a gallon of blood at a time
>take away the baskets of severed heads
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>>28664199
heh, I got 88 and you got 99, witnessed
I don't know why they think that. coyotes are nowhere near our snuggly pupper friends. they are disgusting vermin but hey if it looks kinda like a pet, liberals will get up in arms to save it.
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>>28664154
But Anon this runs the risk of innocent children being shot by the firing squad.
What if a school buss passes in front of them or a bullet flies off course and kills a bunch of children in a school?
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>>28664216
And they will wonder why their little expensive dog went missing in the back yard too.
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>>28664213
I saw a documentary on it, it's kinda fucked up. granted those who get the death penalty should suffer for what they've done, but to think that a process that is a "60% of the time, it works every time" kinda thing is sad. just bring back ol sparky and the firing squad and get these fuckers on a conveyor belt and we can solve prison overcrowding pretty fucking quick.
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>>28664226
yup, I've seen it. but when someone goes "well I can fix that problem" via traps or just shooting them "oh no you can't hurt them they're just innocent animals" sometimes I think the things that need extermination are those people.
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>>28664242
These are the same stupid people who try to pet wild horses.
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>>28664221
fuck I didn't think of that, you're so right
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>>28664245
I've seen that happen too, and it was pretty fucking funny (at least to me). not everything deserves to live and a lot of things need to be left the fuck alone but some people don't/can't realize that
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>>28664216
Coyotes should be left alone if they're not causing any trouble, particularly in areas near cities.
We killed all the wolves over the past 200 years and now deer and rabbits overpopulate.
I only shoot yotes if they're a problem for farmers or they eat quail/pheasant eggs, mainly because in Texas quail and pheasant populations are suffering from our drought a couple years ago.
Randomly smoking yotes in areas with feral hogs is pretty much inviting a problem that's far worse on your property.
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>>28664263
we don't have hogs or birds here, and all the yotes here are assholes who tend to bite so I see no issue in smoking them, however you do have a very valid point.
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>>28664213
or do like the ukrainian (SS) did and have one guy with a walther model 7 shoot people in the back of the head in a red room with a drain. Open casket funerals and everything.

Or for something more uniform
>chair with captive bolt pistol in the headrest
>3 buttons for muh ethical concerns of executioners
>head strap
like old sparky without all the bullshit. if you can kill cattle with it you sure as shit can kill a person
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>>28664138
>>28664154
A firing squad for...how much is .223 Rem, .30-06 or .308 Win going for a pop? And there's several of the guys firing at once too. First anon is definitely right about the libs. These people are so sheltered in their perfect, happy little lives they don't think anymore about the big picture, how reality really is or what's going to happen down the road. It's disgusting.

>>28664139
Well, maybe buying in bulk would mitigate the pricing, but you still have to deal with getting several volunteers for it and any mental luggage they may have from it.

>>28664144
That's...even more thrifty than the chair or bullets. But the bad rap just won't cut it. No pun intended. As for the 'looking good' part with the career politician libs, anyone with two brain cells can figure out how it's actually really stupid. Damn shame a lot of random libs only have one. I do have to point out that animal testing labs use some sort of guillotine for certain animals though. That's the right way to do it provided they're not the type that are big and keep flopping around afterwards.
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>>28655201
>Gay ass composite bow

Tri-laminated, 70 pound draw weight. Get on my level.
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>>28664285
shit this is a good plan, but I'd ad a tilt ram under the chair so you could just dump the bastard sideways onto a gurney for the autopsy or whatever the fuck needs to be done.
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>>28664285
>>28664287
>>28664294
>anesthesia.jpg
>tap a vein
>attach to one half of a dialysis machine
>use the non AIDS blood to save lives
>spin it as "let a bad man's last act do good"
>librulz can pat themselves on the back for being such amazing progressive people
>we manage to execute criminals without a bunch of bullshit and solve the blood donation problem all in one go.

now to solve the "it takes 30 years to execute someone because our law code is fucked, the police are terrible at solving crimes, and real mass murderers get to skate for decades filing appeals because the arresting officers former partner in a different department didn't dot an i"
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>>28661810
People say the same about you though
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