It's starting, snow accumulation measuring in the feet. Time to hunker down, and guard the homestead. Be safe, I'll be here until the falling trees taken down the internet.
Who getting ready to /help/ others if the need arises?
I have firewood if I need to bring it to the highway I'm near.
I'm pissed I didn't buy a tank, but it's okay. There's always next snowpacalypse.
Where you the guy who has a motion detector thingo on his driveway, and when it got tripped by a bunch of salesmen/solicitors/jehovah's witnesses, you stood on your veranda with a rifle to see them off?
Situations like this, a massive snowstorm blanketing 30,000,000 people, is exactly the reason to own defensive firearms and have preparations at home. It's as close to SHTF as most Americans will see. Have you seen how ransacked the liquor stores are? The grocery stores are even worse, shelves cleaned of everything. It's clear that most plebs have less than 36 hours of food at home.
>1 inch of snow
As a northern-european, this is top kek-tier stuff for me.
Here is over a feet of snow and no problems at all. Its just so bloody cold that I cant touch anything metal with my bare hands.
Call us when the temps get to 103ºF. People in France die when it gets above 90ºF.
Shit, I once ran a 50mile running race in 101ºF heat.
I only wear the best.
This is a tripfag calling himself South African Operator.
You can tell, because he posts pictures of his house, with that bridge, every time there's a snowstorm.
He was permanently banned for faggotry a while ago.
Enjoy being frozen by /pol/'s meme magic. Looks like they missed Europe by a few thousand fucking miles.
What's snow? Mojave master race.
Go away SAO impersonator. If you are SAO, kill yourself.
Fuck you for luring me into opening the states propaganda machine, and why the fuck is there a britbong trying to piss in our cereal?
In a firehouse in DC to help support their mission. AirForce gave us a fucking
F-250 instead of the humvees chilling right next to them. I'm so pissed, thought I'd be rolling through the streets at midnight and be doing shit, but instead I'm just sitting around.
Shift won't end till 6am, help keep me occupied /k/.
>be in South eastern Virginia
>surrounded by areas getting snow
>DC and NOVA under blizzard conditions
>we get fucking rain
I don't get this.
How does some one have so little food at home?
I have a 50lb bag of rice,
50lbs of dry beans (1 and 5lb bags of various types)
Canned veggies and fruit
25lb of flower
It is like $200 worth of stuff that I use anyway.
And as I live alone could easily feed me on rice and beans alone for 25 days, at 1400 call a day, and for 50 days at 700 call.
Add in the other things and I'm fine for 90.
Yeah it won't be luxury but it will be filling
Because most people give zero thought to anything beyond a couple days in the future and the idea of stockpiling food is conjures up images of doomsday preppers to them.
Anyway, who's grabbing their Mosin and going innawoods?
I don't even have stuff people might want for survival like you. I just have tons of fucking junk food. Buy that shit on sale, got cookies and chips and soda and shit for days. I guess I have a lot of chicken stock and some canned goods if it really came down to it though.
And some cases of water. Niggah gotta have water.
Not gonna lie. It was pretty fun to ride in the engine with these guys to a car fire. Kinda just stood off to the side once we got there but it was cool to see. I wish I had more to do though. I got my balaclava and everything man.
Because the government wants us to die. They recommend only a 3 day supply, and anyone who stocks more is shamed for being a paranoid lunatic. Note that if food is declared scarce you will be fined $10,000 a day if you refuse to surrender it. That is literally a federal law.
Yup, I got my radio and I call in whatever I'm doing the JOC so they can document what's happening.
>constantly posts pictures out of this picture at the same bridge
>obviously defending a fixed position overlooking fatal funnel
>pictures always contain a just a rifle or handguns
2/10 would not operate. Son, you need to get yourself a belt-fed.
Why do I remember you posting the same shitty bridge four years ago during Hurricane Sandy as if it happened yesterday.
I need to get off this website
not for the snow storm. that is just my normal on hand basic food stuffs.
i just maintain a stock level and use it as part of my daily life, refilling it as needed , and rotating old stock and new stock.
to that i add other things, like store bought bread, fresh meat, eggs, dairy.
but i know, if i even need to, due something like unrest, or job loss, i have enough food on hand to feed me fine for 90 days.
>Note that if food is declared scarce you will be fined $10,000 a day if you refuse to surrender it. That is literally a federal law.
Sauce that that's a current thing. We only ever had enforced rationing during WW2.
I literally don't understand why every one is losing their shit over less than a foot of snow blanketing the east coast... like holy shit.
Fucking Alaska we can lose a critical supply barge full of FOOD, and other necessary items. (some stores even began running out of things) But no one freaked out, didn't start rioting, shit I didn't know a barge went missing till yesterday.
>mfw normal operations.
>barge went missing
Did the crew get off OK?
At any event, flatlanders not used to the snow can have their entire way of life grind to a halt with even an inch of snow. It makes good people go batshit -- pic related -- and bad people get worse. I recall one /k/ommando describing black drivers as Disney's Niggers On Ice.
I know we could help each other lose our v card by kidnapping a chick.
Oh I guess it just had technical issues. Still, the only time I've ever seen people here go nuts is when we get 6 feet of wet snow in less than 4 hours. That kind of action tends to destroy power lines to whole regions.
It's becoming way too common. Also, OP as always, is a giant faggot.
>3 feet of snow
A bloo bloo bloo. What a massive pack of faggots East Coasters are. I hope you all freeze to death.
>tfw in the mid 60s today
>tfw no snow in the coastal empire since early 90s
he's using 'ran' instead of the gayer 'took part of' and denoted that it was a running race contrary to speedwalking or swimming.
I at least hope your response satiated your autism for the next couple hours.
>Shit, I once ran a 50mile running race in 101ºF heat.
Have you considered that maybe its old people dying? Or did you run your running race on running shoes while on the run from the law aged 85?
Who is this SAO guy and why was he banned?
>3 feet of snow
When I was a youngin we got 3ft overnight and still didnt get a snowday off
But seriously nova has no fucking snowplows for no reason. Pretty kek seeing schools close down at like 1 inch
I miss the snowmageddons in Lubbock and Amarillo. I'd patrol in my truck and make bank pulling people out/giving good looking fellow students rides after their Mini Cooper wrecked.
I envy you guys up north I'm stuck in the Austin area now.
What else is there, I dunno. I'm in shit jersey plowing some rather, worse off, areas. If someone wants to steal my fucking shovels then I guess they would, I ain't got no carry.
Holy shit it's bridgedude.
Weren't you in like Maryland fending off that bridge from dindus that eventually never came? Or was it NY state with the whole "can't take my baby Killian assault rifus"? It's been a while since I've seen that bridge!
SNOWPOCALIPSE 2016: ALMOST MAKING YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR SUMMER.
We got hit hard here, yet the grocery stores are open and still have plenty of stock. One of the benefits of not living in a metro area where people rely solely on the grocery store for their daily subsistence.
Fairbanks alaska fag here. Fred meyers is out of basicly anything worth eating. Good thing being an alaskan I've got a freezer full of meat and 25lbs of powered milk. Also neghibor has one hell of a generator. Got a wood stove, water and, a native girl to snu snu. Poor southerners don't into winter preparedness. Or most emergency preparedness for that matter.
Keep your faith in the great teat. I'm sure your very high on their priority list.
If I put the muzzle of my gun into the snow, do you guys think it would do a good job of dissipating the sound of the gunshot? There's about 18" where I am and I wanna see if my dad's old lever action single shot .22 works properly.
Oh well in that case it doesn't hurt to try. 18 inches down will muffle it a bit but I doubt the bullet would clear the snow.
I know with 5.56 snow doesn't do jack shit.
Don't get v&d by the ATF for manufacturing an illegal suppressor though.
Found a pic of OP, guise
Why do yuropoors did when the temps get above 90ºf?
It was entertaining.
You mean 36".
That's a new one.
South African Operator - You dope!
At least I'm not a mid tier faggot. I aim high
7 years. Just saying.
No shit. I've made it 74.66 miles over 14 hours. I should have kept going I would have easily gotten to 100 miles in 24 hours.
Cool story bro.
Old, young, middle age, they're still people and they still died. Why don't American old people die in the same heat?
Not in Maryland
Okay, there champ.
>The rest of the world works just fine with over 3 feet of snow
You mean some small slice of the world that you live in. Most of the world lives in a climate that rarely sees snow.
I love living right between both. They're both awesome. Wawa for the hoggiefest.
You should know better. I always serve up the sauce. Newfags.
No snow here. Ever.
Or really anything that people from normal places would call "weather." Probably for the best, considering the way LA drivers act when it drizzles.
I'm considering bringing a Lada over from South Africa. There are a bunch of them and less than 10 of them in the U.S. So there might be a small collector market for one and a good profit in bringing it over.
What hillbilly states would those be? If I'm on my own property and confronted with seriously bodily injury or in reasonable fear of death, we can use deadly force. We can also use a firearm to stop the furtherance of a felony.
Where are you? MA? A place where someone can not only home invade you but sue later for injuries caused by their crime?
>live in south Florida
>grew up with heaps of snow on the Canadian border
>want to go back for at least a few weeks and experience the cold again
>will never experience below 45 degrees again here
Just fucking kill me
OP where u at? PA reporting in and its a fucking disaster outside. ive been up since 2am shoveled 3 times because snowblower took a shit. people sliding into others yards and like 4 emt vehicles were down the road som1 died prob.
FUCKING DESERT DWELLERS AND THEIR LAX GUN LAWS, CHEAP OPEN LAND, AND NO FUCKING SNOW OR SHIT. FUCK I JUST WISH I COULD TURN MY BACKYARD INTO A SHOOTING RANGE. GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm such a fucking retard hurr.
as a Bong I always kek when we have a cold winter especially when that cold weather affects the entire country
>english people acting like the world is ending because of a few feet of snow and constant below freezing nightime temperatures
>the entire transport infrastructure shitting the bed
>government saying 6 gorillian people will die due to the cold(but the actual deaths are only really from idiots thinking that a tiny amount of ice covering a lake means you can walk on it without dying)
meanwhile all that happens to me is I get to wear my proper winter clothing and look down on less comfy mortals
Norfolk always gets weird weather...every fucking time
Oh god this fag again.
No one cares about you or your youtube channel, now fuck off.
UPDATE: 6PM Eastern time.
It's still snowing. There's already more than 2' on the ground and the winds are blowing the drifts up to 4" in some places. The roads have not been closed, but, most stores are closed and the ones that are open are totally cleaned out of food. I had to african american dude crash an old jeep into the guard rail by my place, that was fun to watch. Listening to the PD and EMS dispatch, there are a lot of heart attack calls going out and a shit ton of domestic calls. It's going to be a long and fun night with a crazy day ahead tomorrow.
I've been doing patrol runs through the neighborhood to make sure shit isn't fucked up.
>TFW they said I was crazy for collecting Korean War and WWII US surp
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, DICK FAGS HAHAHAAAAAAA
MA fag here aswell, Tried helping my jew neighbor get up the hill by clearing tire width trails in the snow with a shovel.
Fucking jew's they tried putting shrubs on the properties of others to make their property look bigger. They honestly thought they could reenact isreal in my backyard.
Why do you shitpost Johnny? Don't you have a YouTube channel?
Everything ever posted here is a shitpost. Some of you just have a problem with names and trips, and original content. I make it easy enough for you to filter me.
Ayyy chesterfield bro here. Fuck Richmond. Last time I was in there, it was 12 at night and I was driving three drunk friends home. Fucking squad car with it's lights on EVERY. SINGLE. BLOCK. Was so happy once I finally got onto I-95.
Just back from the shop. Daily reminder that these boots make you feel unworthy to wear them. Snowpocalypse is no match for the Quest 4D's.
and i'm just sitting here in California like
Didn't Dallas get dusted as well? Snow days at Tech were the dumbest shit.
>roads are dangerous, don't drive to campus, classes called off
>everyone drives to their buddy's houses to get fucked up
>I would drive north to Plainview to smack ducks
Honestly it would be safer to require attendance on those days
I'm in Australia. What is snow? It was 39C (102F) yesterday.
I am in shorts, with a fan blowing on me. Although my PC is particularly warm in my room with no airflow.
Come winter we get down to 0C (32F). I'll probably die. I'm from the north, just moved into the southern hellhole.
>0.8m of snow
>biggest city in complete chaos
>land lines and cell phone services breaking apart
>10k flights cancelled
>18 people dead
>0.8m of snow
You don't need nukes to conquer murrica. A bit of frozen water falling gently from the sky is more than enough to shut it down completely
Here in Central VA; watched a dozen people get stuck around my area in their sedans. Went outside at 7 pm to help dig people out. Why do people drive sedans in the snow?
I wonder what it's like to be a 39 year old man that has to pretend to be a cop & pretend to be south African on the internet just to feel ok.
I really do.
I mean, he has to make decent money.
I wonder why he has to go the stolen valor route
These bridge SHTF posts have become standard business when there's crappy weather on the east coast. If you can't recognize these as satirical and making fun at the "grabbing my BOB and going innawoods" crowd, it's you I feel sorry for.
So what, some middle age guy posts on 4chan. So what, he spends a snowy weekend doing the same thing you do. Why does that bother you so much? He's easy enough to ignore. If you keep feeding the troll with your rage it will keep him coming around. Maybe you don't remember, but, he was ignored before and was gone for years.
His post Sandy bridge SHTF posts where some hilarious shit and yet so many of you mistook those posts for anything other than the satire they were. I don't even think that autist lost power during Sandy.